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Python
725 lines
23 KiB
Python
#!/usr/bin/env python
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###
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# Copyright (c) 2002, Jeremiah Fincher
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# All rights reserved.
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#
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# Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
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# modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met:
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#
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# * Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright notice,
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# this list of conditions, and the following disclaimer.
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# * Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright notice,
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# this list of conditions, and the following disclaimer in the
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# documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
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# * Neither the name of the author of this software nor the name of
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# contributors to this software may be used to endorse or promote products
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# derived from this software without specific prior written consent.
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#
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# THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS"
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# AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
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# IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
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# ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COPYRIGHT OWNER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE
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# LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR
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# CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF
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# SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS
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# INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN
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# CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE)
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# ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE
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# POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
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###
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"""
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Provides a multitude of fun, useless commands.
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"""
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__revision__ = "$Id$"
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import plugins
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import gc
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import re
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import sys
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import md5
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import sha
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import string
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import random
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import urllib
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import inspect
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import mimetypes
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from itertools import imap
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import conf
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import utils
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import ircmsgs
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import ircutils
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import privmsgs
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import callbacks
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class MyFunProxy(object):
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def reply(self, msg, s):
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self.s = s
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class Fun(callbacks.Privmsg):
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def __init__(self):
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self.outFilters = ircutils.IrcDict()
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callbacks.Privmsg.__init__(self)
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def outFilter(self, irc, msg):
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if msg.command == 'PRIVMSG':
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if msg.args[0] in self.outFilters:
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if ircmsgs.isAction(msg):
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s = ircmsgs.unAction(msg)
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else:
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s = msg.args[1]
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methods = self.outFilters[msg.args[0]]
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for filtercommand in methods:
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myIrc = MyFunProxy()
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filtercommand(myIrc, msg, [s])
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s = myIrc.s
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if ircmsgs.isAction(msg):
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msg = ircmsgs.action(msg.args[0], s)
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else:
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msg = ircmsgs.IrcMsg(msg=msg, args=(msg.args[0], s))
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return msg
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_filterCommands = ['jeffk', 'leet', 'rot13', 'hexlify', 'binary', 'lithp',
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'scramble', 'morse', 'reverse', 'urlquote', 'md5','sha',
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'colorize', 'squish']
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def outfilter(self, irc, msg, args, channel):
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"""[<channel>] [<command>]
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Sets the outFilter of this plugin to be <command>. If no command is
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given, unsets the outFilter. <channel> is only necessary if the
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message isn't sent in the channel itself.
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"""
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command = privmsgs.getArgs(args, required=0, optional=1)
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if command:
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command = callbacks.canonicalName(command)
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if command in self._filterCommands:
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method = getattr(self, command)
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self.outFilters.setdefault(channel, []).append(method)
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irc.reply(msg, conf.replySuccess)
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else:
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irc.error(msg, 'That\'s not a valid filter command.')
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else:
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self.outFilters[channel] = []
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irc.reply(msg, conf.replySuccess)
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outfilter = privmsgs.checkChannelCapability(outfilter, 'op')
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def squish(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<text>
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Removes all the spaces from <text>.
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"""
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text = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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text = ''.join(text.split())
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irc.reply(msg, text)
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def hexip(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<ip>
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Returns the hexadecimal IP for that IP.
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"""
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ip = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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if not ircutils.isIP(ip):
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irc.error(msg, '%r is not a valid IP.' % ip)
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return
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quads = ip.split('.')
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ret = ""
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for quad in quads:
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i = int(quad)
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ret += '%02x' % i
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irc.reply(msg, ret.upper())
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def ord(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<letter>
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Returns the 8-bit value of <letter>.
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"""
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letter = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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if len(letter) != 1:
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irc.error(msg, 'Letter must be of length 1 (for obvious reasons)')
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else:
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irc.reply(msg, str(ord(letter)))
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def chr(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<number>
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Returns the character associated with the 8-bit value <number>
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"""
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try:
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i = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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if i.startswith('0x'):
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base = 16
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elif i.startswith('0b'):
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base = 2
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i = i[2:]
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elif i.startswith('0'):
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base = 8
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else:
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base = 10
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i = int(i, base)
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irc.reply(msg, chr(i))
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except ValueError:
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irc.error(msg, 'That number doesn\'t map to an 8-bit character.')
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def base(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<base> <number>
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Converts from base <base> the number <number>
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"""
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(base, number) = privmsgs.getArgs(args, required=2)
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irc.reply(msg, str(long(number, int(base))))
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def binary(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<text>
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Returns the binary representation of <text>.
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"""
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L = []
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for c in privmsgs.getArgs(args):
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LL = []
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i = ord(c)
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counter = 8
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while i:
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counter -= 1
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if i & 1:
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LL.append('1')
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else:
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LL.append('0')
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i >>= 1
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while counter:
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LL.append('0')
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counter -= 1
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LL.reverse()
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L.extend(LL)
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irc.reply(msg, ''.join(L))
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def encode(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<encoding> <text>
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Returns an encoded form of the given text; the valid encodings are
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available in the documentation of the Python codecs module:
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<http://www.python.org/doc/lib/node126.html>.
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"""
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encoding, text = privmsgs.getArgs(args, required=2)
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try:
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irc.reply(msg, text.encode(encoding))
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except LookupError:
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irc.error(msg, 'There is no such encoding %r' % encoding)
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def decode(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<encoding> <text>
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Returns an un-encoded form of the given text; the valid encodings are
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available in the documentation of the Python codecs module:
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<http://www.python.org/doc/lib/node126.html>.
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"""
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encoding, text = privmsgs.getArgs(args, required=2)
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try:
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irc.reply(msg, text.decode(encoding).encode('utf-8'))
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except LookupError:
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irc.error(msg, 'There is no such encoding %r' % encoding)
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def hexlify(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<text>
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Returns a hexstring from the given string; a hexstring is a string
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composed of the hexadecimal value of each character in the string
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"""
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text = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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irc.reply(msg, text.encode('hex_codec'))
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def unhexlify(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<hexstring>
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Returns the string corresponding to <hexstring>. Obviously,
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<hexstring> must be a string of hexadecimal digits.
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"""
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text = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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try:
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irc.reply(msg, text.decode('hex_codec'))
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except TypeError:
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irc.error(msg, 'Invalid input.')
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def xor(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<password> <text>
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Returns <text> XOR-encrypted with <password>. See
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http://www.yoe.org/developer/xor.html for information about XOR
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encryption.
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"""
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(password, text) = privmsgs.getArgs(args, 2)
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passwordlen = len(password)
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i = 0
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ret = []
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for c in text:
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ret.append(chr(ord(c) ^ ord(password[i])))
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i = (i + 1) % passwordlen
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irc.reply(msg, ''.join(ret))
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def mimetype(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<filename>
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Returns the mime type associated with <filename>
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"""
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filename = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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(type, encoding) = mimetypes.guess_type(filename)
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if type is not None:
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irc.reply(msg, type)
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else:
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s = 'I couldn\'t figure out that filename.'
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irc.reply(msg, s)
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def md5(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<text>
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Returns the md5 hash of a given string. Read
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http://www.rsasecurity.com/rsalabs/faq/3-6-6.html for more information
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about md5.
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"""
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text = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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irc.reply(msg, md5.md5(text).hexdigest())
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def sha(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<text>
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Returns the SHA hash of a given string. Read
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http://www.secure-hash-algorithm-md5-sha-1.co.uk/ for more information
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about SHA.
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"""
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text = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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irc.reply(msg, sha.sha(text).hexdigest())
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def urlquote(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<text>
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Returns the URL quoted form of the text.
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"""
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text = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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irc.reply(msg, urllib.quote(text))
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def urlunquote(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<text>
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Returns the text un-URL quoted.
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"""
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text = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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s = urllib.unquote(text)
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irc.reply(msg, s)
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def rot13(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<text>
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Rotates <text> 13 characters to the right in the alphabet. Rot13 is
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commonly used for text that simply needs to be hidden from inadvertent
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reading by roaming eyes, since it's easily reversible.
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"""
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text = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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irc.reply(msg, text.encode('rot13'))
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def coin(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""takes no arguments
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Flips a coin and returns the result.
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"""
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if random.randrange(0, 2):
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irc.reply(msg, 'heads')
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else:
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irc.reply(msg, 'tails')
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_dicere = re.compile(r'(\d+)d(\d+)')
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def dice(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<dice>d<sides>
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Rolls a die with <sides> number of sides <dice> times.
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For example, 2d6 will roll 2 six-sided dice; 10d10 will roll 10
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ten-sided dice.
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"""
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arg = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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m = re.match(self._dicere, arg)
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if m:
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(dice, sides) = imap(int, m.groups())
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if dice > 6:
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irc.error(msg, 'You can\'t roll more than 6 dice.')
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elif sides > 100:
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irc.error(msg, 'Dice can\'t have more than 100 sides.')
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else:
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L = [0] * dice
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for i in xrange(dice):
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L[i] = random.randrange(1, sides+1)
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irc.reply(msg, utils.commaAndify([str(x) for x in L]))
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else:
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irc.error(msg, 'Dice must be of the form <dice>d<sides>')
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def lithp(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<text>
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Returns the lisping version of <text>
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"""
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text = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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text = text.replace('sh', 'th')
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text = text.replace('SH', 'TH')
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text = text.replace('ss', 'th')
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text = text.replace('SS', 'TH')
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text = text.replace('s', 'th')
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text = text.replace('z', 'th')
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text = text.replace('S', 'Th')
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text = text.replace('Z', 'Th')
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text = text.replace('x', 'kth')
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text = text.replace('X', 'KTH')
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text = text.replace('cce', 'kth')
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text = text.replace('CCE', 'KTH')
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text = text.replace('tion', 'thion')
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text = text.replace('TION', 'THION')
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irc.reply(msg, text)
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_leettrans = string.maketrans('oOaAeElBTiIts', '004433187!1+5')
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_leetres = ((re.compile(r'\b(?:(?:[yY][o0O][oO0uU])|u)\b'), 'j00'),
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(re.compile(r'fear'), 'ph33r'),
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(re.compile(r'[aA][tT][eE]'), '8'),
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(re.compile(r'[aA][tT]'), '@'),
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(re.compile(r'[sS]\b'), 'z'),
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(re.compile(r'x'), '><'),)
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def leet(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<text>
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Returns the l33tspeak version of <text>
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"""
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s = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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for (r, sub) in self._leetres:
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s = re.sub(r, sub, s)
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s = s.translate(self._leettrans)
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irc.reply(msg, s)
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def objects(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""takes no arguments.
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Returns the number and types of Python objects in memory.
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"""
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classes = 0
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functions = 0
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modules = 0
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strings = 0
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dicts = 0
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lists = 0
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tuples = 0
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refcounts = 0
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objs = gc.get_objects()
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for obj in objs:
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if isinstance(obj, str):
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strings += 1
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if isinstance(obj, tuple):
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tuples += 1
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elif inspect.isroutine(obj):
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functions += 1
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elif isinstance(obj, dict):
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dicts += 1
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elif isinstance(obj, list):
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lists += 1
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elif inspect.isclass(obj):
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classes += 1
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elif inspect.ismodule(obj):
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modules += 1
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refcounts += sys.getrefcount(obj)
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response = 'I have %s objects: %s modules, %s classes, %s functions, '\
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'%s dictionaries, %s lists, %s tuples, %s strings, and a ' \
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'few other odds and ends. ' \
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'I have a total of %s references.' %\
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(len(objs), modules, classes, functions,
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dicts, lists, tuples, strings, refcounts)
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irc.reply(msg, response)
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def levenshtein(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<string1> <string2>
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Returns the levenshtein distance (also known as the "edit distance"
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between <string1> and <string2>
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"""
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(s1, s2) = privmsgs.getArgs(args, required=2)
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irc.reply(msg, str(utils.distance(s1, s2)))
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def soundex(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<string> [<length>]
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Returns the Soundex hash to a given length. The length defaults to
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4, since that's the standard length for a soundex hash. For unlimited
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length, use 0.
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"""
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(s, length) = privmsgs.getArgs(args, optional=1)
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if length:
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try:
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length = int(length)
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except ValueError:
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irc.error(msg, '%r isn\'t a valid length.' % length)
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return
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else:
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length = 4
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irc.reply(msg, utils.soundex(s, length))
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_eightballs = (
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'outlook not so good.',
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'my reply is no.',
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'don\'t count on it.',
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'you may rely on it.',
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'ask again later.',
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'most likely.',
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'cannot predict now.',
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'yes.',
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'yes, most definitely.',
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'better not tell you now.',
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'it is certain.',
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'very doubtful.',
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'it is decidedly so.',
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'concentrate and ask again.',
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'signs point to yes.',
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'my sources say no.',
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'without a doubt.',
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'reply hazy, try again.',
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'as I see it, yes.',
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)
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def eightball(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""[<question>]
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Asks the magic eightball a question.
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"""
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irc.reply(msg, random.choice(self._eightballs))
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_scrambleRe = re.compile(r'(?:\b|(?![a-zA-Z]))([a-zA-Z])([a-zA-Z]*)'\
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r'([a-zA-Z])(?:\b|(?![a-zA-Z]))')
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def scramble(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<text>
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Replies with a string where each word is scrambled; i.e., each internal
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letter (that is, all letters but the first and last) are shuffled.
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"""
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def _subber(m):
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L = list(m.group(2))
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random.shuffle(L)
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return '%s%s%s' % (m.group(1), ''.join(L), m.group(3))
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text = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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s = self._scrambleRe.sub(_subber, text)
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irc.reply(msg, s)
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def roulette(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""takes no arguments.
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Randomly picks a number from 1 to 6 and if it comes up 1, you get
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kicked. Otherwise -- *click*
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"""
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nick = msg.nick
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channel = msg.args[0]
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if not ircutils.isChannel(channel):
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irc.error(msg, 'This message must be sent in a channel.')
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if random.randint(1, 6) == 1:
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irc.queueMsg(ircmsgs.kick(channel, nick, 'BANG!'))
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else:
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irc.reply(msg, '*click*')
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_code = {
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"A" : ".-",
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"B" : "-...",
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"C" : "-.-.",
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"D" : "-..",
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"E" : ".",
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"F" : "..-.",
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"G" : "--.",
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"H" : "....",
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"I" : "..",
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"J" : ".---",
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"K" : "-.-",
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"L" : ".-..",
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"M" : "--",
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"N" : "-.",
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"O" : "---",
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"P" : ".--.",
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"Q" : "--.-",
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"R" : ".-.",
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"S" : "...",
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"T" : "-",
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"U" : "..-",
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"V" : "...-",
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"W" : ".--",
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"X" : "-..-",
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"Y" : "-.--",
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"Z" : "--..",
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"0" : "-----",
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"1" : ".----",
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"2" : "..---",
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"3" : "...--",
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"4" : "....-",
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"5" : ".....",
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"6" : "-....",
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"7" : "--...",
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"8" : "---..",
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"9" : "----.",
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}
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_revcode = dict([(y, x) for (x, y) in _code.items()])
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_unmorsere = re.compile('([.-]+)')
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def unmorse(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<morse code text>
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Does the reverse of the morse/ditdaw command.
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"""
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text = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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text = text.replace('_', '-')
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def morseToLetter(m):
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s = m.group(1)
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return self._revcode.get(s, s)
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text = self._unmorsere.sub(morseToLetter, text)
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text = text.replace(' ', '\x00')
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text = text.replace(' ', '')
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text = text.replace('\x00', ' ')
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irc.reply(msg, text)
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def morse(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<text>
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Gives the more code equivalent of a given string.
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"""
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text = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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L = []
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for c in text.upper():
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if c in self._code:
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L.append(self._code[c])
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else:
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L.append(c)
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irc.reply(msg, ' '.join(L))
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def reverse(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<text>
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Reverses <text>.
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"""
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text = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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irc.reply(msg, text[::-1])
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def _color(self, c):
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if c == ' ':
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return c
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fg = str(random.randint(2, 15)).zfill(2)
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return '\x03%s%s' % (fg, c)
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def colorize(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<text>
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Returns <text> with each character randomly colorized.
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"""
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text = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
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L = [self._color(c) for c in text]
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irc.reply(msg, ''.join(L))
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def jeffk(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""<text>
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Returns <text> as if JeffK had said it himself.
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"""
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def randomlyPick(L):
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return random.choice(L)
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def quoteOrNothing(m):
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return randomlyPick(['"', '']).join(m.groups())
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def randomlyReplace(s, probability=0.5):
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def f(m):
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if random.random() < probability:
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return m.expand(s)
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else:
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return m.group(0)
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return f
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def randomExclaims(m):
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if random.random() < 0.85:
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return ('!' * random.randrange(1, 5)) + m.group(1)
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else:
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return '.' + m.group(1)
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def randomlyShuffle(m):
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L = list(m.groups())
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random.shuffle(L)
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return ''.join(L)
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def lessRandomlyShuffle(m):
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L = list(m.groups())
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if random.random() < .4:
|
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random.shuffle(L)
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return ''.join(L)
|
|
def randomlyLaugh(text, probability=.3):
|
|
if random.random() < probability:
|
|
if random.random() < .5:
|
|
insult = random.choice([' fagot1', ' fagorts', ' jerks',
|
|
'fagot' ' jerk', ' dumbshoes',
|
|
' dumbshoe'])
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else:
|
|
insult = ''
|
|
laugh1 = random.choice(['ha', 'hah', 'lol', 'l0l', 'ahh'])
|
|
laugh2 = random.choice(['ha', 'hah', 'lol', 'l0l', 'ahh'])
|
|
laugh1 = laugh1 * random.randrange(1, 5)
|
|
laugh2 = laugh2 * random.randrange(1, 5)
|
|
exclaim = random.choice(['!', '~', '!~', '~!!~~',
|
|
'!!~', '~~~!'])
|
|
exclaim += random.choice(['!', '~', '!~', '~!!~~',
|
|
'!!~', '~~~!'])
|
|
if random.random() < 0.5:
|
|
exclaim += random.choice(['!', '~', '!~', '~!!~~',
|
|
'!!~', '~~~!'])
|
|
laugh = ''.join([' ', laugh1, laugh2, insult, exclaim])
|
|
text += laugh
|
|
return text
|
|
|
|
text = privmsgs.getArgs(args)
|
|
|
|
if random.random() < .03:
|
|
irc.reply(msg, randomlyLaugh('NO YUO', probability=1))
|
|
return
|
|
|
|
alwaysInsertions = {
|
|
r'er\b': 'ar',
|
|
r'\bthe\b': 'teh',
|
|
r'\byou\b': 'yuo',
|
|
r'\bis\b': 'si',
|
|
r'\blike\b': 'liek',
|
|
r'[^e]ing\b': 'eing',
|
|
}
|
|
for (r, s) in alwaysInsertions.iteritems():
|
|
text = re.sub(r, s, text)
|
|
|
|
randomInsertions = {
|
|
r'i': 'ui',
|
|
r'le\b': 'al',
|
|
r'i': 'io',
|
|
r'l': 'll',
|
|
r'to': 'too',
|
|
r'that': 'taht',
|
|
r'[^s]c([ei])': r'sci\1',
|
|
r'ed\b': r'e',
|
|
r'\band\b': 'adn',
|
|
r'\bhere\b': 'hear',
|
|
r'\bthey\'re': 'their',
|
|
r'\bthere\b': 'they\'re',
|
|
r'\btheir\b': 'there',
|
|
r'[^e]y': 'ey',
|
|
}
|
|
for (r, s) in randomInsertions.iteritems():
|
|
text = re.sub(r, randomlyReplace(s), text)
|
|
|
|
text = re.sub(r'(\w)\'(\w)', quoteOrNothing, text)
|
|
text = re.sub(r'\.(\s+|$)', randomExclaims, text)
|
|
text = re.sub(r'([aeiou])([aeiou])', randomlyShuffle, text)
|
|
text = re.sub(r'([bcdfghkjlmnpqrstvwxyz])([bcdfghkjlmnpqrstvwxyz])',
|
|
lessRandomlyShuffle, text)
|
|
|
|
text = randomlyLaugh(text)
|
|
|
|
if random.random() < .4:
|
|
text = text.upper()
|
|
|
|
irc.reply(msg, text)
|
|
|
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|
Class = Fun
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