### # Copyright (c) 2004, Mike Taylor # All rights reserved. # # Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without # modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met: # # * Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright notice, # this list of conditions, and the following disclaimer. # * Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright notice, # this list of conditions, and the following disclaimer in the # documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution. # * Neither the name of the author of this software nor the name of # contributors to this software may be used to endorse or promote products # derived from this software without specific prior written consent. # # THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS" # AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE # IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE # ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COPYRIGHT OWNER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE # LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR # CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF # SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS # INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN # CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) # ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE # POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE. ### """ Randomly mixed insults. @config list supybot.plugins.Insult values are available for customizing. """ import supybot __author__ = supybot.authors.bear __revision__ = "$Id$" __contributors__ = { supybot.authors.grantbow: ['dirty word configuration option', 'cleanup and style fixes'] } # The list of words came from the mozbot Insult.bm module # The header of that module has the following credit: # This is basically a loose port of insultd, a random insult server, # for self-flagellating maniacs, written on 1991-12-09 by # garnett@colorado.edu. See http://insulthost.colorado.edu/ import os import random import supybot.plugins import supybot.conf as conf import supybot.utils as utils import supybot.privmsgs as privmsgs import supybot.registry as registry import supybot.callbacks as callbacks def configure(advanced): # This will be called by setup.py to configure this module. Advanced is # a bool that specifies whether the user identified himself as an advanced # user or not. You should effect your configuration by manipulating the # registry as appropriate. from questions import expect, anything, something, yn, output conf.registerPlugin('Insult', True) if advanced: output("""The Insult plugin constructs an insult in the form of \"You are nothing but a(n) {adjective} {amount} of {adjective} {noun}.\" """) if yn("""Include foul language in pools of randomly chosen adjective, amount and noun words?""", default=True): conf.supybot.plugins.Insult.allowFoul.setValue(True) conf.registerPlugin('Insult', True) conf.registerGlobalValue(conf.supybot.plugins.Insult, 'allowFoul', registry.Boolean(True, """Determines whether to include foul language in pools of randomly chosen adjective, amount and noun words.""")) conf.registerGlobalValue(conf.supybot.plugins.Insult, 'nouns', registry.SpaceSeparatedListOfStrings( ['bat toenails', 'bug spit', 'cat hair', 'fish heads', 'gunk', 'pond scum', 'rat retch', 'red dye number-9', 'Sun IPC manuals', 'waffle-house grits', 'yoo-hoo', 'squirrel guts', 'snake bait', 'buzzard gizzards', 'cat-hair-balls', 'pods', 'armadillo snouts', 'entrails', 'snake snot', 'eel ooze', 'toxic waste', 'Stimpy-drool', 'poopy', 'poop', 'craptacular carpet droppings', 'cold sores', 'IE user'], """Determines the base set of words used as the pool for nouns.""")) conf.registerGlobalValue(conf.supybot.plugins.Insult, 'foulNouns', registry.SpaceSeparatedListOfStrings( ['chicken piss', 'dog vomit', 'dung', 'fat woman\'s stomach-bile', 'guano', 'dog balls', 'seagull puke', 'cat bladders', 'pus', 'urine samples', 'snake assholes', 'rat-farts', 'slurpee-backwash', 'jizzum', 'anal warts'], """Determines the set of foul words added to the pool of nouns.""")) conf.registerGlobalValue(conf.supybot.plugins.Insult, 'amounts', registry.SpaceSeparatedListOfStrings(['accumulation', 'bucket', 'gob', 'coagulation', 'half-mouthful', 'heap', 'mass', 'mound', 'petrification', 'pile', 'puddle', 'stack', 'thimbleful', 'tongueful', 'ooze', 'quart', 'bag', 'plate'], """Determines the base set of words used as the pool for amounts.""")) conf.registerGlobalValue(conf.supybot.plugins.Insult, 'foulAmounts', registry.SpaceSeparatedListOfStrings(['enema-bucketful', 'ass-full', 'assload'], """Determines the set of foul words added to the pool of amounts.""")) conf.registerGlobalValue(conf.supybot.plugins.Insult, 'adjectives', registry.SpaceSeparatedListOfStrings( ['acidic', 'antique', 'contemptible', 'culturally-unsound', 'despicable', 'evil', 'fermented', 'festering', 'foul', 'fulminating', 'humid', 'impure', 'inept', 'inferior', 'industrial', 'left-over', 'low-quality', 'off-color', 'petrified', 'pointy-nosed', 'salty', 'sausage-snorfling', 'tasteless', 'tempestuous', 'tepid', 'tofu-nibbling', 'unintelligent', 'unoriginal', 'uninspiring', 'weasel-smelling', 'wretched', 'spam-sucking', 'egg-sucking', 'decayed', 'halfbaked', 'infected', 'squishy', 'porous', 'pickled', 'thick', 'vapid', 'unmuzzled', 'bawdy', 'vain', 'lumpish', 'churlish', 'fobbing', 'craven', 'jarring', 'fly-bitten', 'fen-sucked', 'spongy', 'droning', 'gleeking', 'warped', 'currish', 'milk-livered', 'surly', 'mammering', 'ill-borne', 'beef-witted', 'tickle-brained', 'half-faced', 'headless', 'wayward', 'onion-eyed', 'beslubbering', 'villainous', 'lewd-minded', 'cockered', 'full-gorged', 'rude-snouted', 'crook-pated', 'pribbling', 'dread-bolted', 'fool-born', 'puny', 'fawning', 'sheep-biting', 'dankish', 'goatish', 'weather-bitten', 'knotty-pated', 'malt-wormy', 'saucyspleened', 'motley-mind', 'it-fowling', 'vassal-willed', 'loggerheaded', 'clapper-clawed', 'frothy', 'ruttish', 'clouted', 'common-kissing', 'folly-fallen', 'plume-plucked', 'flap-mouthed', 'swag-bellied', 'dizzy-eyed', 'gorbellied', 'weedy', 'reeky', 'measled', 'spur-galled', 'mangled', 'impertinent', 'bootless', 'toad-spotted', 'hasty-witted', 'horn-beat', 'yeasty', 'hedge-born', 'imp-bladdereddle-headed', 'tottering', 'hugger-muggered', 'elf-skinned', 'Microsoft-loving'], """Determines the base set of words used as the pool for adjectives.""")) conf.registerGlobalValue(conf.supybot.plugins.Insult, 'foulAdjectives', registry.SpaceSeparatedListOfStrings(['pignutted', 'pox-marked', 'rank', 'malodorous', 'penguin-molesting', 'coughed-up', 'hacked-up', 'rump-fed', 'boil-brained'], """Determines the set of foul words added to the pool of adjectives.""")) # XXX Are we going to get overrides like MozBot has? I.e., if people try to # insult Supybot, we'll instead insult them. The overrides should, of course, # be configurable. class Insult(callbacks.Privmsg): def __init__(self): callbacks.Privmsg.__init__(self) def _buildInsult(self): """ Insults are formed by making combinations of: You are nothing but a(n) {adj} {amt} of {adj} {noun} """ if self.registryValue('allowFoul'): _nouns = self.registryValue('nouns') + \ self.registryValue('foulNouns') _amounts = self.registryValue('amounts') + \ self.registryValue('foulAmounts') _adjectives = self.registryValue('adjectives') + \ self.registryValue('foulAdjectives') else: _nouns = self.registryValue('nouns') _amounts = self.registryValue('amounts') _adjectives = self.registryValue('adjectives') adj1 = random.choice(_adjectives) adj2 = random.choice(_adjectives) noun = random.choice(_nouns) amount = random.choice(_amounts) if adj1 == adj2: adj2 = random.choice(_adjectives) if not adj1[0] in 'aeiou': an = 'a' else: an = 'an' return 'You are nothing but %s %s %s of %s %s.' % ( an, adj1, amount, adj2, noun) def insult(self, irc, msg, args): """[<target>] Reply optionally directed at a random string, person, object, etc. """ tempinsult = self._buildInsult() victim = privmsgs.getArgs(args, required=0, optional=1) if not victim: irc.reply(tempinsult, prefixName=False) else: irc.reply('%s - %s ' % (victim, tempinsult), prefixName=False) Class = Insult # vim:set shiftwidth=4 tabstop=8 expandtab textwidth=78 nofoldenable: