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--purges $who
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beats $who senseless with a 50lb Unix manual
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cats /dev/urandom into $who's ear
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chops $who in half with a free AOL CD
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chops $who in half with a free Solaris 7 CD
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decapitates $who conan the destroyer style
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does a little 'renice 20 -u $who'
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drops a truckload of VAXen on $who
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duct-tapes $who to the floor and drools on him
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frags $who with his BFG9000
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holds $who to the floor and spanks him with a cat-o-nine-tails
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judo chops $who
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pours hot grits down the front of $who's pants
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pulls out his louisville slugger and uses $who's head to break the homerun record
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pushes the wall down onto $who whilst whistling innocently
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resizes $who's terminal to 40x24
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rm -rf's $who
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stabs $who
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steals $who's mojo
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strangles $who with a doohicky mouse cord
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urinates on $who
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whacks $who with the cluebat
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whips out a sword and chops $who in half
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