Limnoria/plugins/Insult.py

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#!/usr/bin/env python
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"""
Randomly mixed insults. @config list supybot.plugins.Insult values are
available for customizing.
"""
__author__ = "Mike Taylor <bear@code-bear.com>"
__revision__ = "$Id$"
#__contributors = ['Grant Bowman <grantbow@grantbow.com>', supybot.authors.jemfinch]
# The list of words came from the mozbot Insult.bm module
# The header of that module has the following credit:
# This is basically a loose port of insultd, a random insult server,
# for self-flagellating maniacs, written on 1991-12-09 by
# garnett@colorado.edu. See http://insulthost.colorado.edu/
import os
import random
import supybot.plugins
import supybot.conf as conf
import supybot.utils as utils
import supybot.privmsgs as privmsgs
import supybot.registry as registry
import supybot.callbacks as callbacks
def configure(advanced):
# This will be called by setup.py to configure this module. Advanced is
# a bool that specifies whether the user identified himself as an advanced
# user or not. You should effect your configuration by manipulating the
# registry as appropriate.
from questions import expect, anything, something, yn, output
conf.registerPlugin('Insult', True)
if advanced:
output("""The Insult plugin constructs an insult in the form of \"You
are nothing but a(n) {adjective} {amount} of {adjective} {noun}.\"
""")
if yn("""Include foul language in pools of randomly chosen adjective,
amount and noun words?""", default=True):
conf.supybot.plugins.Insult.allowFoul.setValue(True)
conf.registerPlugin('Insult', True)
conf.registerGlobalValue(conf.supybot.plugins.Insult, 'allowFoul',
registry.Boolean(True, """Determines whether to include foul language in
pools of randomly chosen adjective, amount and noun words."""))
conf.registerGlobalValue(conf.supybot.plugins.Insult, 'nouns',
registry.SpaceSeparatedListOfStrings( ['bat toenails', 'bug spit',
'cat hair', 'fish heads', 'gunk', 'pond scum', 'rat retch',
'red dye number-9', 'Sun IPC manuals', 'waffle-house grits', 'yoo-hoo',
'squirrel guts', 'snake bait', 'buzzard gizzards', 'cat-hair-balls',
'pods', 'armadillo snouts', 'entrails', 'snake snot', 'eel ooze',
'toxic waste', 'Stimpy-drool', 'poopy', 'poop',
'craptacular carpet droppings', 'cold sores', 'IE user'],
"""Determines the base set of words used as the pool for nouns."""))
conf.registerGlobalValue(conf.supybot.plugins.Insult, 'foulNouns',
registry.SpaceSeparatedListOfStrings( ['chicken piss', 'dog vomit',
'dung', 'fat woman\'s stomach-bile', 'guano', 'dog balls', 'seagull puke',
'cat bladders', 'pus', 'urine samples', 'snake assholes', 'rat-farts',
'slurpee-backwash', 'jizzum', 'anal warts'],
"""Determines the set of foul words added to the pool of nouns."""))
conf.registerGlobalValue(conf.supybot.plugins.Insult, 'amounts',
registry.SpaceSeparatedListOfStrings(['accumulation', 'bucket', 'gob',
'coagulation', 'half-mouthful', 'heap', 'mass', 'mound', 'petrification',
'pile', 'puddle', 'stack', 'thimbleful', 'tongueful', 'ooze', 'quart',
'bag', 'plate'],
"""Determines the base set of words used as the pool for amounts."""))
conf.registerGlobalValue(conf.supybot.plugins.Insult, 'foulAmounts',
registry.SpaceSeparatedListOfStrings(['enema-bucketful', 'ass-full',
'assload'], """Determines the set of foul words added to the pool of
amounts."""))
conf.registerGlobalValue(conf.supybot.plugins.Insult, 'adjectives',
registry.SpaceSeparatedListOfStrings( ['acidic', 'antique',
'contemptible', 'culturally-unsound', 'despicable', 'evil', 'fermented',
'festering', 'foul', 'fulminating', 'humid', 'impure', 'inept',
'inferior', 'industrial', 'left-over', 'low-quality', 'off-color',
'petrified', 'pointy-nosed', 'salty', 'sausage-snorfling', 'tasteless',
'tempestuous', 'tepid', 'tofu-nibbling', 'unintelligent', 'unoriginal',
'uninspiring', 'weasel-smelling', 'wretched', 'spam-sucking',
'egg-sucking', 'decayed', 'halfbaked', 'infected', 'squishy', 'porous',
'pickled', 'thick', 'vapid', 'unmuzzled', 'bawdy', 'vain', 'lumpish',
'churlish', 'fobbing', 'craven', 'jarring', 'fly-bitten', 'fen-sucked',
'spongy', 'droning', 'gleeking', 'warped', 'currish', 'milk-livered',
'surly', 'mammering', 'ill-borne', 'beef-witted', 'tickle-brained',
'half-faced', 'headless', 'wayward', 'onion-eyed', 'beslubbering',
'villainous', 'lewd-minded', 'cockered', 'full-gorged', 'rude-snouted',
'crook-pated', 'pribbling', 'dread-bolted', 'fool-born', 'puny',
'fawning', 'sheep-biting', 'dankish', 'goatish', 'weather-bitten',
'knotty-pated', 'malt-wormy', 'saucyspleened', 'motley-mind',
'it-fowling', 'vassal-willed', 'loggerheaded', 'clapper-clawed', 'frothy',
'ruttish', 'clouted', 'common-kissing', 'folly-fallen', 'plume-plucked',
'flap-mouthed', 'swag-bellied', 'dizzy-eyed', 'gorbellied', 'weedy',
'reeky', 'measled', 'spur-galled', 'mangled', 'impertinent', 'bootless',
'toad-spotted', 'hasty-witted', 'horn-beat', 'yeasty', 'hedge-born',
'imp-bladdereddle-headed', 'tottering', 'hugger-muggered', 'elf-skinned',
'Microsoft-loving'], """Determines the base set of words used as the pool
for adjectives."""))
conf.registerGlobalValue(conf.supybot.plugins.Insult, 'foulAdjectives',
registry.SpaceSeparatedListOfStrings(['pignutted', 'pox-marked', 'rank',
'malodorous', 'penguin-molesting', 'coughed-up', 'hacked-up', 'rump-fed',
'boil-brained'], """Determines the set of foul words added to the pool of
adjectives."""))
class Insult(callbacks.Privmsg):
def __init__(self):
callbacks.Privmsg.__init__(self)
def _buildInsult(self):
"""
Insults are formed by making combinations of:
You are nothing but a(n) {adj} {amt} of {adj} {noun}
"""
if self.registryValue('allowFoul'):
_nouns = self.registryValue('nouns') + \
self.registryValue('foulNouns')
_amounts = self.registryValue('amounts') + \
self.registryValue('foulAmounts')
_adjectives = self.registryValue('adjectives') + \
self.registryValue('foulAdjectives')
else:
_nouns = self.registryValue('nouns')
_amounts = self.registryValue('amounts')
_adjectives = self.registryValue('adjectives')
adj1 = random.choice(_adjectives)
adj2 = random.choice(_adjectives)
noun = random.choice(_nouns)
amount = random.choice(_amounts)
if adj1 == adj2:
adj2 = random.choice(_adjectives)
if not adj1[0] in 'aeiou':
an = 'a'
else:
an = 'an'
return 'You are nothing but %s %s %s of %s %s.' % (
an, adj1, amount, adj2, noun)
def insult(self, irc, msg, args):
"""[<target>]
Reply optionally directed at a random string, person,
object, etc.
"""
tempinsult = self._buildInsult()
victim = privmsgs.getArgs(args, required=0, optional=1)
if not victim:
irc.reply(tempinsult, prefixName=False)
else:
irc.reply('%s - %s ' % (victim, tempinsult),
prefixName=False)
Class = Insult
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