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318 lines
9.0 KiB
Perl
318 lines
9.0 KiB
Perl
#!/usr/bin/perl -w
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#
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# irctest
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# Sample Net::IRC script that starts a vapid little annoybot.
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# Please don't test your bots in #perl... we are easily annoyed.
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#
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use strict;
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use Net::IRC;
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#
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# Create the IRC and Connection objects
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#
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my $irc = new Net::IRC;
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print "Creating connection to IRC server...\n";
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my $conn = $irc->newconn(Server => ($ARGV[0] || 'irc.prison.net'),
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Port => 6667,
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Nick => 'Boolahman',
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Ircname => 'This bot brought to you by Net::IRC.',
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Username => 'quetzal')
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or die "irctest: Can't connect to IRC server.\n";
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#
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# Here's some stuff to print at odd moments.
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#
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my @zippy = (
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"I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginsberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927!",
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"I'm a GENIUS! I want to dispute sentence structure with SUSAN SONTAG!!",
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"Now I'm telling MISS PIGGY about MONEY MARKET FUNDS!",
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"I have a VISION! It's a RANCID double-FISHWICH on an ENRICHED BUN!!",
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"My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!!",
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"I always liked FLAG DAY!!",
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"I will establish the first SHOPPING MALL in NUTLEY, New Jersey...",
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"I used to be STUPID, too..before I started watching UHF-TV!!",
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"I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day!",
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"Just walk along and try NOT to think about your INTESTINES being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!!",
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"It's the RINSE CYCLE!! They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!",
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"Yow! It's some people inside the wall! This is better than mopping!",
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"Is the EIGHTIES when they had ART DECO and GERALD McBOING-BOING lunch boxes??",
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"This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!",
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"I call it a \"SARDINE ON WHEAT\"!",
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"Is it FUN to be a MIDGET?",
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"Someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN!!",
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);
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#
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# Here are the handler subroutines. Fascinating, huh?
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#
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# What to do when the bot successfully connects.
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sub on_connect {
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my $self = shift;
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print "Joining #IRC.pm...\n";
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$self->join("#net-irc2");
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$self->privmsg("#net-irc2", &pickrandom());
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$self->topic("#net-irc2");
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}
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# Handles some messages you get when you connect
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sub on_init {
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my ($self, $event) = @_;
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my (@args) = ($event->args);
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shift (@args);
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print "*** @args\n";
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}
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# What to do when someone leaves a channel the bot is on.
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sub on_part {
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my ($self, $event) = @_;
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my ($channel) = ($event->to)[0];
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printf "*** %s has left channel %s\n", $event->nick, $channel;
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}
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# What to do when someone joins a channel the bot is on.
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sub on_join {
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my ($self, $event) = @_;
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my ($channel) = ($event->to)[0];
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printf "*** %s (%s) has joined channel %s\n",
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$event->nick, $event->userhost, $channel;
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if ($event->userhost =~ /^corbeau\@.*execpc\.com/) { # Auto-ops anyone who
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$self->mode("#IRC.pm", "+o", $event->nick); # matches hostmask.
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}
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}
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# What to do when we receive a private PRIVMSG.
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sub on_msg {
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my ($self, $event) = @_;
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my ($nick) = $event->nick;
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print "*$nick* ", ($event->args), "\n";
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# $self->privmsg($nick, &pickrandom()); # Say a Zippy quote.
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}
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# What to do when we receive channel text.
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sub on_public {
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my ($self, $event) = @_;
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my @to = $event->to;
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my ($nick, $mynick) = ($event->nick, $self->nick);
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my ($arg) = ($event->args);
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# Note that $event->to() returns a list (or arrayref, in scalar
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# context) of the message's recipients, since there can easily be
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# more than one.
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print "<$nick> $arg\n";
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if ($arg =~ /$mynick/i) { # Say a Zippy quote if our nick
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$self->privmsg([ @to ], &pickrandom()); # appears in the message.
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}
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if ($arg =~ /Go away/i) { # Tell him to leave, and he does.
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$self->quit("Yow!!");
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exit 0;
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}
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if ($arg =~ /^chat/i) { # Request a DCC Chat initiation
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$self->new_chat(1, $event->nick, $event->host);
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}
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# You can invoke this next part with "Send me Filename" or
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# "Send Filename to me". It doesn't much like ending punctuation, though.
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$arg =~ s/[^"'\w]*?\b(to|me)\b[^'"\w]*?//g;
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if ($arg =~ /^send\s+(\S+)\s*/i) {
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if (-e $1) {
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$self->privmsg($nick, "Sending $1 in 10 seconds...");
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$self->schedule(10, \&Net::IRC::Connection::new_send, $nick, $1);
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} else {
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$self->privmsg($nick, "No such file as $1, sorry.");
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}
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}
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}
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sub on_umode {
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my ($self, $event) = @_;
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my @to = $event->to;
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my ($nick, $mynick) = ($event->nick, $self->nick);
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my ($arg) = ($event->args);
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# Note that $event->to() returns a list (or arrayref, in scalar
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# context) of the message's recipients, since there can easily be
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# more than one.
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print "<$nick> $arg\n";
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if ($arg =~ /$mynick/i) { # Say a Zippy quote if our nick
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$self->privmsg([ @to ], &pickrandom()); # appears in the message.
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}
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if ($arg =~ /Go away/i) { # Tell him to leave, and he does.
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$self->quit("Yow!!");
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exit 0;
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}
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if ($arg =~ /^chat/i) { # Request a DCC Chat initiation
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$self->new_chat(1, $event->nick, $event->host);
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}
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# You can invoke this next part with "Send me Filename" or
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# "Send Filename to me". It doesn't much like ending punctuation, though.
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$arg =~ s/[^"'\w]*?\b(to|me)\b[^'"\w]*?//g;
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if ($arg =~ /^send\s+(\S+)\s*/i) {
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if (-e $1) {
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$self->privmsg($nick, "Sending $1 in 10 seconds...");
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$self->schedule(10, \&Net::IRC::Connection::new_send, $nick, $1);
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} else {
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$self->privmsg($nick, "No such file as $1, sorry.");
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}
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}
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}
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# What to do when we receive a message via DCC CHAT.
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sub on_chat {
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my ($self, $event) = @_;
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my ($sock) = ($event->to)[0];
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print '*' . $event->nick . '* ' . join(' ', $event->args), "\n";
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$self->privmsg($sock, &pickrandom()); # Say a Zippy quote.
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}
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# Prints the names of people in a channel when we enter.
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sub on_names {
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my ($self, $event) = @_;
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my (@list, $channel) = ($event->args); # eat yer heart out, mjd!
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# splice() only works on real arrays. Sigh.
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($channel, @list) = splice @list, 2;
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print "Users on $channel: @list\n";
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}
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# What to do when we receive a DCC SEND or CHAT request.
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sub on_dcc {
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my ($self, $event) = @_;
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my $type = ($event->args)[1];
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if (uc($type) eq 'SEND') {
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open TEST, ">/tmp/net-irc.dcctest"
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or do { warn "Can't open test file: $!"; return; };
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$self->new_get($event, \*TEST);
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print "Saving incoming DCC SEND to /tmp/net-irc.dcctest\n";
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} elsif(uc($type) eq 'CHAT') {
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$self->new_chat($event);
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} else {
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print STDERR ("Unknown DCC type: " . $type);
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}
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}
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# Yells about incoming CTCP PINGs.
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sub on_ping {
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my ($self, $event) = @_;
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my $nick = $event->nick;
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$self->ctcp_reply($nick, join (' ', ($event->args)));
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print "*** CTCP PING request from $nick received\n";
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}
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# Gives lag results for outgoing PINGs.
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sub on_ping_reply {
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my ($self, $event) = @_;
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my ($args) = ($event->args)[1];
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my ($nick) = $event->nick;
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$args = time - $args;
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print "*** CTCP PING reply from $nick: $args sec.\n";
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}
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# Change our nick if someone stole it.
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sub on_nick_taken {
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my ($self) = shift;
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$self->nick(substr($self->nick, -1) . substr($self->nick, 0, 8));
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}
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# Display formatted CTCP ACTIONs.
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sub on_action {
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my ($self, $event) = @_;
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my ($nick, @args) = ($event->nick, $event->args);
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print "* $nick @args\n";
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}
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# Reconnect to the server when we die.
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sub on_disconnect {
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my ($self, $event) = @_;
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print "Disconnected from ", $event->from(), " (",
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($event->args())[0], "). Attempting to reconnect...\n";
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$self->connect();
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}
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# Look at the topic for a channel you join.
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sub on_topic {
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my ($self, $event) = @_;
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my @args = $event->args();
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# Note the use of the same handler sub for different events.
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if ($event->type() eq 'notopic') {
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print "No topic set for $args[1].\n";
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# If it's being done _to_ the channel, it's a topic change.
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} elsif ($event->type() eq 'topic' and $event->to()) {
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print "Topic change for ", $event->to(), ": $args[0]\n";
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} else {
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print "The topic for $args[1] is \"$args[2]\".\n";
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}
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}
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sub pickrandom { # Choose a random quote from the @zippy array.
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return $zippy[ rand scalar @zippy ];
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}
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sub blah {
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my ($self, $event) = @_;
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print "Got event of type: " . $event->type . "\n";
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}
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print "Installing handler routines...";
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#$conn->add_default_handler(\&blah);
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$conn->add_handler('cping', \&on_ping);
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$conn->add_handler('crping', \&on_ping_reply);
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$conn->add_handler('msg', \&on_msg);
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$conn->add_handler('chat', \&on_chat);
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$conn->add_handler('public', \&on_public);
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$conn->add_handler('caction', \&on_action);
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$conn->add_handler('join', \&on_join);
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$conn->add_handler('umode', \&on_umode);
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$conn->add_handler('part', \&on_part);
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$conn->add_handler('cdcc', \&on_dcc);
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$conn->add_handler('topic', \&on_topic);
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$conn->add_handler('notopic', \&on_topic);
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$conn->add_global_handler([ 251,252,253,254,302,255 ], \&on_init);
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$conn->add_global_handler('disconnect', \&on_disconnect);
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$conn->add_global_handler(376, \&on_connect);
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$conn->add_global_handler(433, \&on_nick_taken);
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$conn->add_global_handler(353, \&on_names);
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print " done.\n";
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print "starting...\n";
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$irc->start;
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