pbot/applets/insult.pl

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#!/usr/bin/perl -w
# SPDX-FileCopyrightText: 2009-2023 Pragmatic Software <pragma78@gmail.com>
# SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT
use strict;
use LWP::Simple;
$_ = get("http://www.randominsults.net/");
if (/<strong><i>(.*?)\s*<\/i><\/strong>/) {
print "@ARGV", ': ' if @ARGV;
print "$1\n";
} else {
print "yo momma!";
}