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[##c]
<!>
action: the unary boolean not operator
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<!!>
action: /say !! is a common idiom for normalizing booleans - it will turn any nonzero value into 1, and leave zero at 0. For example, !!50 is 1.
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<!=>
action: the comparison for inequality operator
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<!false>
action: !true
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<!true>
action: false
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<">
action: the character that begins and terminates a string literal
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<#>
action: used to commence a preprocessor directive (include, define, undef, ifdef, ifndef, pragma) and as the stringization operator (#x).
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<##>
action: the preprocessor concatenation (token pasting) operator.
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<##c>
action: /say ##c is for discussion involving the C programming language itself. We do not deal with the whole range of the spectrum. libgtk may be written in C, but this is hardly the proper channel for GTK-related questions. Try #gtk. Likewise, makefiles and autotools: #devtools, assembly: #asm, Xlib: #xlib, C++: #c++, and so on.
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<#c>
action: /call ##c
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<#c++>
action: not ##C—down the hall, down the stairs, next to the boiler-room—across from ##C-sharp. (##objc is behind the boilers—be careful).
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<#fstd3>
action: /call fstd4
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<#fstd4>
action: /call fstd5
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<#fstd5>
action: /call fstd6
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<$>
action: a character that has no special meaning
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<%>
action: the remainder after division operator
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<%:>
action: digraph alternative for #
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<%:%:>
action: digraph alternative for ##
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<%>>
action: digraph alternative for }
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<%b>
action: a candide extension written by Wulf
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<%d>
action: a *printf format specifier which converts its signed int argument to decimal representation; a *scanf format specifier which parses a decimal representation to its int* argument
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<%f>
action: /call double
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<%p>
action: the printf/scanf format specifier used to print/read void pointers
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<%zu>
action: the printf format specifier used to print size_t values (sizeof, strlen, etc)
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<&>
action: the bitwise AND binary operator. It is also the unary address-of operator.
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<&&>
action: the McCarthy logical-and binary operator
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<&=>
action: the bitwise inclusive-AND assignment operator. The expression (x &= y) is equivalent to (x = x & y) except that the expression x is evaluated only once.
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<&x->y>
action: The address of the y member of the structure pointed to by x.
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<&x[y]>
action: equivalent to (x+y). Neither the & operator nor the implied * operator (see x[y]) are evaluated.
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<'>
action: the character that begins and terminates a character constant
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<''>
action: the delimiter of the start and end of a char
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<(>
action: used to commence a grouped expression
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<)>
action: used to terminate a grouped expression
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<*>
action: the multiplication binary operator. It is also the unary pointer dereference operator. It is also used in declarations to declare a variable which is a pointer to a type: <type> *p;
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<*(x+y)>
action: syntactic exercise for x[y]
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<*=>
action: the operator that multiplies the lvalue [to the left of the *] by the expression [to the right of the =]
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<+>
action: the addition binary operator
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<++>
action: a unary operator that increments basic types by 1; if it is placed before a variable the value of the expression is: <var> + 1; if it is placed after a variable the value of the expression is: <var>
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<+=>
action: the operator that adds the expression [to the right of the =] to the lvalue [to the left of the +]
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<,>
action: /say The comma operator takes two operands; the left operand is evaluated as a void expression, and then the right operand is evaluated. There is a sequence point after the evaluation of the left operand. The result of the operand is the type and value of the right operand.
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<->
action: the unary negation operator; the binary subtraction operator
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<-->
action: a unary operator that decrements basic types by 1; if it is placed before a variable the value of the expression is: <var> - 1; if it is placed after a variable the value of the expression is: <var>
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<-=>
action: the operator that subtracts the expression [to the right of the =] to the lvalue [to the left of the -]
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<->>
action: the operator that dereferences a pointer to permit access to a structure/union member. The expressions (x->y) and ((*x).y) are equivalent.
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<-Wall>
action: not sufficient enough. Use -Wall -Wextra.
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<-lm>
action: the standard UNIX linker command line option to link the functions in the math library.
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<-pedantic>
action: a GCC flag that issues all warnings demanded by strict ISO C; rejects most programs that use forbidden extensions; should not be used to check for strict ISO conformance as it only warns for coding practices that _require_ a diagnostic, not everything; loosely supported
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<-std>
action: a GCC flag that is used to specify which C standard to follow when compiling; some valid standards are: c89 (-ansi), c99, gnu89 (default), gnu99
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<.>
action: /say . might be a decimal point or the beginning of a struct member postfix operator or initialisation designator.
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<...>
action: an ellipsis; used to mark a function or macro as variadic. variadic macros were added by C99.
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</>
action: the division binary operator
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<//>
action: used to introduce a comment that continues to the end of the line [C99]
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</=>
action: the division assignment operator. The expression (x /= y) is equivalent to (x = x / y) except that the expression x is evaluated only once.
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</quit>
action: /quit
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<3star>
action: http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?ThreeStarProgrammer
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<64bit-errors>
action: http://www.viva64.com/en/a/0065/print/
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<6stages>
action: /say The 6 stages of debugging: https://i.imgur.com/FTMlaJT.jpg
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<:>>
action: digraph alternative for ]
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<;>
action: a statement and declaration terminator
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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<<>
action: the less than comparison operator
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enabled: 1
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<<%>
action: digraph replacement for {
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enabled: 1
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<<:>
action: digraph replacement for [
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enabled: 1
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<<<>
action: the binary left shift operator
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enabled: 1
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owner: prec
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<<=>
action: the less than or equal to comparison operator
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<==>
action: the comparison for equivalence operator
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enabled: 1
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<>>
action: /say > is the greater than comparison operator
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<>=>
action: the greater than or equal to comparison operator
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enabled: 1
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<>>>
action: the binary right shift operator
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<?>
action: a question mark. Stop staring stupidly off into space with a question mark above your head, wipe that drool off your chin and make an intelligent query.
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<?:>
action: the conditional operator; <e1> ? <e2> : <e3> if <e1> is true, the operator evaluates and yields <e2>; otherwise it evaluates and yields <e3>
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<??!>
action: trigraph replacement for |
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<??''>
action: trigraph replacement for ^
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<??(>
action: trigraph replacement for [
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<??)>
action: trigraph replacement for ]
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<??->
action: trigraph replacement for ~
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<??/>
action: trigraph replacement for \\
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<??<>
action: trigraph replacement for {
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<??=>
action: trigraph replacement for #
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<??>>
action: trigraph replacement for }; digraph replacement for }
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<B>
action: the programming language which was the precursor of C ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_programming_language
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<C/C++>
action: a misnomer. These two languages are completely different languages with each having its own standard. C++ is not a "superset" of C. For C++ questions, please join #C++
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<CARM>
action: /call H&S
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<CE>
action: Unix system calls and subroutines using C: http://www.cs.cf.ac.uk/Dave/C/CE.html
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<CHAR_BIT>
action: #include <limits.h> - maximum value for the number of bits used to represent an object of type char. - >= 8
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<CHAR_MAX>
action: #include <limits.h> - maximum value for type char. Its value is: SCHAR_MAX if char represents negative values, UCHAR_MAX otherwise. - >= 127
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<CHAR_MIN>
action: #include <limits.h> - minimum value for type char. Its value is: SCHAR_MIN if char represents negative values, zero otherwise. - <= 0
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enabled: 1
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<Callbacks>
action: the informal name given to a technique where a function takes in, as arguments, other functions by way of pointers allowing access to multiple functions of the same prototype (per argument). In essence it provides, for each passed argument, algorithm-agnostic function switching/access
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<CnotC++>
action: /say C is not a subset of C++
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<ENOQUESTION>
action: /say Error: No question detected. Please ask a question.
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<ENOSENSE>
action: /say Error: That makes no sense.
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<EOF>
action: an integer constant expression, with type int and a negative value, that is returned by several functions to indicate end-of-file (ISO/IEC 9899:1999 7.19.1p3). It is NOT a char. It is NOT a byte that is stored at the end of every file.
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<EXIT_FAILURE>
action: a macro defined in <stdlib.h> whose value can be passed to exit() or returned from main() to indicate unsuccessful termination
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last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
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<EXIT_SUCCESS>
action: a macro defined in <stdlib.h> whose value can be passed to exit() or returned from main() to indicate successful termination
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last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
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<H&S>
action: "C - A Reference Manual" by Harbison & Steele; a reference for C on par with K&R - http://www.amazon.com/Reference-Manual-Samuel-P-Harbison/dp/013089592X
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<INT_MAX>
action: #include <limits.h> - INT_MAX - maximum value of an int object, at least +32767
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
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<INT_MIN>
action: #include <limits.h> - INT_MIN - minimum value of an int object, at most -32767
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edited_on: 1480028138.52802
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<K&R>
action: The C Programming Language, 2nd edition, by Kernighan and Ritchie -- http://wayback.archive-it.org/5263/20150203070038/http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/cbook/ -- errata: http://www.iso-9899.info/2ediffs.html
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edited_on: 1440984429.23248
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owner: Chris
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<LLVM>
action: a compiler infrastructure written in C++ -- http://llvm.org/
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owner: meta-coder
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<LONG_MAX>
action: #include <limits.h> - LONG_MAX - maximum value of a long int object, at least +2147483647
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enabled: 1
owner: twkm
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<LONG_MIN>
action: #include <limits.h> - LONG_MIN - minimum value of a long int object, at least -2147483647
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enabled: 1
owner: twkm
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<MB_CUR_MAX>
action: #include <limits.h> - maximum number of bytes in a mult-byte character for an extended character in the current locale, which is never greater than MB_LEN_MAX.
created_on: 1104394983
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: rob``
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owner: twkm
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<MB_LEN_MAX>
action: #include <limits.h> - maximum number of characters that constitute a multibyte character in any supported locale. Its value is >= MB_CUR_MAX.
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enabled: 1
owner: defrost
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<NULL>
action: an (implementation-defined) macro expanding to a null pointer constant, which is any zero-value integer constant expression, possibly cast to void *. Such an expression has a special meaning in the context of pointer expressions to, for example, produce null pointers or test if other pointers are null pointers.
created_on: 1104596262
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edited_on: 1385023435.5819
enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1515801966.63592
owner: Major-Willard
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<ObfsC>
action: http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~omri/Humor/ObfsC.html -- What were you saying about Perl, again?
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owner: pragma_
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type: text
<PoppaVic>
action: PoppaVic. That is all that can be said.
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enabled: 1
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owner: kulp
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<REI>
action: Recreational Equipment Inc.
created_on: 1383608960.48304
enabled: 1
owner: CaZe!~caze@174.136.103.226
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type: text
<SCHAR_MAX>
action: #include <limits.h> - maximum value for type signed char. - >= 127
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type: text
<SCHAR_MIN>
action: #include <limits.h> - minimum value for type signed char. - <= -127
created_on: 1104389707
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: cousteau
last_referenced_on: 1319657869.2525
owner: defrost
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<SHRT_MAX>
action: #include <limits.h> - maximum value for type short. - >= 32,767
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enabled: 1
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type: text
<SHRT_MIN>
action: #include <limits.h> - minimum value for type short. - <= -32,767
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<UB>
action: /say Undefined behavior is behavior for which the C standard does not impose any requirements. This is to allow C the freedom to be implemented on systems with different architectures. Programs invoking undefined behavior may appear to compile and even run without errors at first, only to fail on another system, or even at a later time. If you want to write reliable code, don't use such behaviors.
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edited_on: 1416015925.73025
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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owner: pragma_
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type: text
<UCHAR_MAX>
action: #include <limits.h> - maximum value for type unsigned char. - >= 255
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enabled: 1
owner: defrost
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type: text
<UINT_MAX>
action: #include <limits.h> - UINT_MAX - maximum value of an unsigned int object, at least 65535
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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owner: twkm
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type: text
<ULONG_MAX>
action: #include <limits.h> - ULONG_MAX - maximum value of an unsigned long int object, at least 4294967295
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last_referenced_in: ##c
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<USB>
action: /say Unspecified behavior is behavior for which the C standard provides two or more possibilities, and imposes no further requirements on which behavior is chosen in any instance. Not to be confused with undefined behavior or implementation dependent behavior.
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owner: pragma_
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<USHRT_MAX>
action: #include <limits.h> - maximum value for type unsigned short. - >= 65,535
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enabled: 1
owner: defrost
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<[]>
action: the array subscript operator. It is also part of declarator syntax. The expressions x[y] and *(x + y) are equivalent.
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edited_on: 1405696065.63413
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1405703076.07953
owner: pragma_
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ref_user: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
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<\>
action: the line continuation character; used in strings to specify special characters; used in character constants to specify special characters; when followed by u or U in C99, is used to specify a universal character name for use in string constants, character constants, or identifiers.
created_on: 1104603271
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511520071.09043
owner: Major-Willard
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ref_user: [\!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
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<^>
action: the bitwise exclusive OR (XOR) binary operator
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1500030417.35846
noembed: 1
owner: Major-Willard
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<_>
action: /say All identifiers that begin with an underscore and either an uppercase letter or another underscore are always reserved for any use. All identifiers that begin with an underscore are always reserved for use as identifiers with file scope in both the ordinary and tag name spaces. (ISO 9899:1999, 7.1.3) Don't use such identifiers.
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owner: mauke
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<_Generic>
action: http://www.robertgamble.net/2012/01/c11-generic-selections.html
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1488522208.60449
owner: pragma-
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<abcd>
action: /say (a) What is your goal exactly? (b) What have you tried? (c) What are you expecting? (d) What happened instead?
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<address>
action: /say C has pointer types and addresses (or pointer values). foo x; &x results in an address that points to an object. foo *y; y is an instance of a pointer type. Instances of pointer types do not magically point to objects. They must be assigned to before being used, for example: y = &x;
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last_referenced_on: 1504799778.25613
owner: s00p
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<airport>
action: /say $arg[0] has been airported $arg[1:] (flight id $digits$digits$digits$digits$digits)
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last_referenced_on: 1512194933.88807
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<align_snippet>
action: /say A code sample that demonstrates taking care of the alignment of mixture of types: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Alignment
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last_referenced_on: 1511326183.53054
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<alignof_>
action: /say alignof_() is a macro for computing the alignment of a type. C11 introduces the alignof operator. #define alignof_(type) offsetof(struct { char c; type m; }, m)
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1513368818.32059
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<allyoueverwantedtoknowaboutgoto>
action: http://david.tribble.com/text/goto.html
created_on: 1391026514.98241
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1492279189.85139
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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ref_user: FManTX!~fooman@87-93-41-167.bb.dnainternet.fi
type: text
<amd1>
action: http://www.lysator.liu.se/c/na1.html
created_on: 1375947367.62408
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: camthesaxman
last_referenced_on: 1480315955.57602
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<analyze>
action: /call clang --analyze
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1517166183.49366
owner: pragma`!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<annie>
action: /say Annie, are you ok? Annie, are you ok? Are you ok, Annie?
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last_referenced_on: 1506477237.6352
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<anonymousstruct>
action: /say Anonymous structure (C11) by definition is an unnamed member that has no tag. See C11 6.7.2.1p13
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last_referenced_on: 1517062195.57783
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<ansispec>
action: www.nirvani.net/docs/ansi_c.pdf
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last_referenced_in: ##c
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<ansispecpdf>
action: /call standard
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<app>
action: /call fact
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<appadd>
action: /call factadd
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last_referenced_on: 1506952683.67509
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type: text
<appalias>
action: /call factalias
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last_referenced_on: 1504913441.34163
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<appchange>
action: /call factchange
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last_referenced_on: 1506711021.12922
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<appinfo>
action: /call factinfo
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<applog>
action: /call factlog
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<appoid>
action: /call factoid
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<appoids>
action: /call factoids
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<appshow>
action: /call factshow
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<april1>
action: The best way to sort text is like this: https://gist.github.com/BenGoldberg1/b9b510be84dedf13bfe3
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last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1491071146.92458
owner: BenGoldberg!~BenGoldbe@ool-18bca78c.dyn.optonline.net
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<argc>
action: the traditional name of the first parameter to main(); argc is non-negative and gives the number of command line arugments (including the program name).
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enabled: 1
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<argv>
action: the traditional name of the second parameter to main(); argv[argc] == NULL; if argc>0 argv[0] is the program name. if argc>1, argv[1] through argv[argc-1] are the command line arguments.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516171537.70612
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<array>
action: /say An array type describes a contiguously allocated nonempty set of objects with a particular member object type, called the element type.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dave0
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owner: Wulf_
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ref_count: 49
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<array_len>
action: /say array_len() is a common function-like macro for computing the number of elements of an object with an array type (shouldn't be used with pointer types). #define array_len(a) (sizeof a / sizeof *a)
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517067229.17874
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<arrays>
action: /say Arrays and pointers: http://www.eskimo.com/~scs/C-faq/s6.html
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last_referenced_in: fizzie
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owner: pragma_
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type: text
<aryptr>
action: http://c-faq.com/aryptr/index.html
created_on: 1257021622
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: fizzie
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owner: Wulf_
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<aspfb>
action: /say https://docs.spring.io/spring/docs/2.5.x/javadoc-api/org/springframework/aop/framework/AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean.html
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516557542.80644
owner: atk!~Arch-TK@fsf/member/Arch-TK
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 10
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type: text
<atoi>
action: evil. It does no overflow checking, handles unsigned numbers poorly, and handles strings containing trailing characters (like ``123abc'') poorly. Use strtol() instead.
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edited_by: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
edited_on: 1402587387.03456
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1484595900.96145
owner: guidj0s
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<auto>
action: /say The `auto` keyword specifies that the object has automatic storage duration (which is the default storage duration of objects, hence its use is redundant and rare)
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owner: pragma-
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<avoidingvulns>
action: /say Guidance to Avoiding Vulnerabilities in Programming Languages: http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/www/docs/n1583.pdf
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type: text
<bcopy>
action: way cool, but it's more portable to use memcpy
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1479367674.60791
owner: Major-Willard
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type: text
<bcsllc-steve>
action: /say See 'boring'
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last_referenced_on: 1501469589.72415
owner: s00p
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type: text
<bdwgc>
action: http://www.hpl.hp.com/personal/Hans_Boehm/gc/
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
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<beej>
action: /say Beej's Guide to Network Programming -- Using Internet Sockets is at http://beej.us/guide/bgnet/
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516820883.68275
owner: GeorgeJ
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type: text
<beejc>
action: http://beej.us/guide/bgc/
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owner: snhmib
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<better>
action: /say A best practice is a method or technique that has consistently shown results superior to those achieved with other means.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1500362845.50943
owner: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
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type: text
<binky>
action: /say The Binky Pointer Fun Video: http://cslibrary.stanford.edu/104/ -- YouTube version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pmWojisM_E
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1391698886.77113
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1515833187.06425
owner: prec
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 229
ref_user: dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org
type: text
<bit>
action: /say A bit is a unit of data storage large enough to hold an object that may have one of two values. It need not be possible to express the address of each individual bit of an object.
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enabled: 1
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owner: s00p
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type: text
<bithacks>
action: http://graphics.stanford.edu/~seander/bithacks.html
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1495387185.05047
owner: Chris
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type: text
<bitwise>
action: /say http://web.archive.org/web/20131001100601/http://www.codersger.de/mags/cscene/CS9/CS9-02.html
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edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1515800676.23552
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516658568.33623
owner: Random832
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type: text
<book>
action: /say See http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Books for some useful book recommendations, including free online resources!
action_with_args: /me points accusingly at $args, "Where is your book?!" See http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Books for some useful book recommendations, including free online resources.
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edited_by: edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk
edited_on: 1386199674.16276
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517177969.02114
owner: pragma_
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<bookhandy>
action: /say It's recommended to have a proper C book handy so one could use it as a quick goto reference.
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<books>
action: /say See http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Books for some useful book recommendations, including free online resources!
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edited_by: edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk
edited_on: 1387226590.5671
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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owner: twkm
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<boring>
action: /say See 'bcsllc-steve'
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last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
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owner: s00p
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type: text
<borucomfort>
action: /call cc char*acts[]={"subjects %s to scaphism", "eats %s", "shits on %s's face"};srand(time(0));printf(acts[rand()%(sizeof acts/sizeof *acts)], "$args");
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1436740274.29184
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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owner: boru!~boru@unaffiliated/boru
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type: text
<brakes>
action: The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands.
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enabled: 1
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owner: dansan!~daniel@2600:1700:be30:d00::49
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<break>
action: the statement used terminate the currently executing block
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
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owner: Major-Willard
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<byte>
action: defined by the C standard as an addressable unit of storage large enough to hold a character value. The char type is byte-sized and is at least 8 bits wide. CHAR_BIT in <limits.h> defines the byte size for any given implementation. The term "byte" is most often used to mean 8 bits; however, the term "octet" is preferred.
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dorp
last_referenced_on: 1513262034.74909
owner: prec
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<byteorder>
action: /say http://commandcenter.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/byte-order-fallacy.html
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516694859.70364
owner: kate!~kate@unaffiliated/kate
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ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<c#>
action: /say For C# please go to ##csharp.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1501699834.89875
owner: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
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<c++>
action: /say If you are using a C++ compiler then your code is not C -- even if you're only using the "C subset". As soon as you invoke a C++ compiler instead of a C compiler, all the rules and idiosyncrasies of the C++ specification come into play, which have subtle differences in certain semantics. Please ask ##c++ or switch to a C compiler.
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edited_on: 1463348908.18598
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516657323.78189
owner: NeverDream
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 180
ref_user: chaosruler!~chaosrule@unaffiliated/chaosruler
type: text
<c++diffs>
action: http://david.tribble.com/text/cdiffs.htm
created_on: 1204224553
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517091448.96539
owner: PoppaVic
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
type: text
<c.vim>
action: /call c99vim
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edited_by: whoisxy!~whoisxy@82.112.144.183
edited_on: 1501588077.79011
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1501588084.82414
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<c/c++>
action: http://david.tribble.com/text/cdiffs.htm
created_on: 1252250954
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1487812015.56124
owner: PoppaVic
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<c1>
action: /say C Aphorism 1: The questioner's first description of the problem/question will be misleading.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1509398848.44921
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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type: text
<c10>
action: /say C Aphorism 10: The newbie will not accept the answer you give, no matter how right it is.
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last_referenced_in: brimonk
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owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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type: text
<c11>
action: /call c1x
action_with_args: /call c11std
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517140626.00265
owner: pragma_
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type: text
<c11diffs>
action: /call c1xdiffs
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma_
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type: text
<c11status>
action: http://gcc.gnu.org/wiki/C11Status
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: th3s3_3y3s
last_referenced_on: 1418704742.17628
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<c11threads>
action: /say Trivial C11 threads implementation over pthreads: https://github.com/jtsiomb/c11threads
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<c12>
action: /say C Aphorism 12: The newbie will think they are smarter than they really are.
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<c13>
action: /say C Aphorism 13: The newbie will fail to recognize undefined behavior, and will wrongly think that their program is correct because it appears to work.
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edited_on: 1379517124.32199
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: brimonk
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<c14>
action: /say C Aphorism 14: The more the questioner attempts to describe their problem, the less coherent their description becomes.
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1404863021.68183
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: brimonk
last_referenced_on: 1483507118.27466
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<c15>
action: /say C Aphorism 15: When multiple people respond to the questioner's problem, the questioner will focus on the person giving incorrect advice and ignore everybody else.
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1458208661.14142
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: brimonk
last_referenced_on: 1483507124.96987
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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type: text
<c17>
action: /say C17 was expected to incorporate TCs (Technical Corrigenda) and to be released by the end of 2017, since it didn't- it should be called C18.
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edited_by: dorp!~dorp@84.111.138.241
edited_on: 1514945423.13116
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517137414.12804
owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
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<c1x>
action: /say C1X/C11 draft: http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/www/docs/n1570.pdf - C1X Charter: http://www.open-std.org/JTC1/SC22/wg14/www/docs/n1250.pdf - C1X Overview: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C1X - Changes from C99: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C1X#Changes_from_C99 - C Overview: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C_programming - HTML version: http://port70.net/~nsz/c/c11/n1570.html
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edited_on: 1444922031.64937
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pragma-
last_referenced_on: 1516237971.74454
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 242
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<c1xdiffs>
action: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C1X#Changes_from_C99 and http://www.iso-9899.info/n1570.html#FOREWORD.p6
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pragma-
last_referenced_on: 1398984463.54734
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 8
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<c2>
action: /say C Aphorism 2: All examples given by the questioner will be incomplete, misleading, broken, wrong, and/or not representative of the actual question.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1509398874.44463
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 30
ref_user: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
type: text
<c2eng>
action: /say C-to-English-and-English-to-C translators: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/DeCSS/Baccash/
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1505603261.66566
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 19
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<c2x>
action: /say C2x Charter: http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/www/docs/n2086.htm
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1486250342.99712
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1509587565.42795
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 16
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type: text
<c3>
action: /say C Aphorism 3: The questioner will not read and apply the answers they are given but will instead continue to practice c1 and c2.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1509398882.44851
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 19
ref_user: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
type: text
<c4>
action: /say C Aphorism 4: The ignorant will continually mis-educate the questioner.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1494711901.26873
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 15
ref_user: krok_!~krok@static-50-53-171-198.bvtn.or.frontiernet.net
type: text
<c5>
action: /say C Aphorism 5: When given a choice of solutions, the questioner will always choose the wrong one.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: brimonk
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owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 15
ref_user: brimonk!~brian@unaffiliated/brimonk
type: text
<c6>
action: /say C Aphorism 6: The questioner will always find a reason to say, "It doesn't work."
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1501832627.50734
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 12
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<c7>
action: /say C Aphorism 7: The questioner will paste code and say "I have a problem" or "It doesn't work" without any further information or description of the problem.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: brimonk
last_referenced_on: 1483507066.70486
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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ref_count: 13
ref_user: brimonk!~brian@unaffiliated/brimonk
type: text
<c8>
action: /say C Aphorism 8: The more beginner they are, the more likely they are to be overcomplicating it.
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: brimonk
last_referenced_on: 1483507073.42146
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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ref_count: 23
ref_user: brimonk!~brian@unaffiliated/brimonk
type: text
<c89>
action: /say C89/C90 draft: http://port70.net/~nsz/c/c89/c89-draft.html or http://flash-gordon.me.uk/ansi.c.txt or http://web.archive.org/web/20050207005628/http://dev.unicals.com/papers/c89-draft.html - C Overview: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C_programming
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edited_on: 1421891929.56495
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1515639505.06703
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 206
ref_user: hatp!~quassel@173.239.199.156
type: text
<c89rationale>
action: /say Draft ANSI C Rationale: http://www.scribd.com/doc/16306895/Draft-ANSI-C-Rationale
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1409666767.61557
owner: umopepisdn`
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ref_count: 5
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type: text
<c9>
action: /say C Aphorism 9: The questioner will always have some excuse for doing it wrong.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: brimonk
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owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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ref_count: 15
ref_user: brimonk!~brian@unaffiliated/brimonk
type: text
<c90>
action: /call c89
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: post-factum
last_referenced_on: 1504640661.23955
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 17
ref_user: post-factum!~post-fact@vulcan.natalenko.name
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<c94>
action: c89 plus normative addendum 1 ( http://www.lysator.liu.se/c/na1.html ); sometimes referred to as c95.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1401708097.77054
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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ref_count: 1
ref_user: FUZxxl!~fuz@d00m.org
type: text
<c9888>
action: www.nirvani.net/docs/ansi_c.pdf
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enabled: 1
owner: Cin
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ref_user: pragma_
type: text
<c9899>
action: www.nirvani.net/docs/ansi_c.pdf
created_on: 1190426934
enabled: 1
owner: Cin
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: pragma_
type: text
<c99>
action: /say C99 + TC1,2,3 working paper: http://open-std.org/JTC1/SC22/WG14/www/docs/n1256.pdf - C99 Overview: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C99 - Changes from C89/C90: http://home.datacomm.ch/t_wolf/tw/c/c9x_changes.html - C Overview: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C_programming - HTML version: http://port70.net/~nsz/c/c99/n1256.html
action_with_args: /call c99std
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1444922070.63688
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517143339.23792
owner: pragma_
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ref_count: 400
ref_user: Learath2!~learath2@unaffiliated/learath2
type: text
<c99diffs>
action: /call c9xdiffs
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owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<c99rationale>
action: http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/WG14/www/C99RationaleV5.10.pdf
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pragma-
last_referenced_on: 1502395091.14114
owner: guidj0s
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type: text
<c99status>
action: GCC's C99 implementation status: http://gcc.gnu.org/c99status.html
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: fizzie
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owner: pragma_
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ref_user: fizzie
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<c99vim>
action: /say A Standard C vim syntax file: http://www.vim.org/scripts/script.php?script_id=234 -- adds numerous improvements to vim C syntax highlighting, including C99 features and more!
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1501588084.83747
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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ref_count: 5
ref_user: whoisxy!~whoisxy@82.112.144.183
type: text
<c9x>
action: /call c99
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
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ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<c9xdiffs>
action: http://home.datacomm.ch/t_wolf/tw/c/c9x_changes.html
created_on: 1104460717
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pragma-
last_referenced_on: 1398984468.5826
owner: twkm
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ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<call by value>
action: /say "In C, all function arguments are passed ‘‘by value.’’ This means that the called function is given the values of its arguments in temporary variables rather than the originals." (K&R)
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enabled: 1
owner: sickle
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type: text
<callback>
action: /say A callback function abstracts some aspect of work which is independent of a particular algorithm. An implementation of that algorithm is passed a pointer to that function, and "calls back" for the abstracted work to be done. For code samples, see: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Callback
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edited_by: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
edited_on: 1498253377.32036
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1512675577.2147
owner: kate!~kate@unaffiliated/kate
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ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
type: text
<callbyvalue>
action: /say "In C, all function arguments are passed ‘‘by value.’’ This means that the called function is given the values of its arguments in temporary variables rather than the originals." (K&R)
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: wlhlm
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owner: sickle
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ref_user: wlhlm
type: text
<calloc>
action: a function that allocates a block of memory for an array of "num" elements, each of them "size" bytes long, AND initializes all its bits to zero. The effective result is the allocation of a zero-initialized memory block of (num*size) bytes. see http://claudihome.com/html/LR/function_reference/Content/c_language/lrFuncRef_CLang_calloc.htm
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: oldlaptop
last_referenced_on: 1510252783.47479
owner: Feel1E6dOLARZ!~uuhimhere@1.9.98.51
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 5
ref_user: oldlaptop!~quassel@45.63.78.126
type: text
<cam>
action: The C Abstract Machine - An abstract machine used for reasoning about the semantics described in the C-std, in which issues of optimization are irrelevant.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1456897729.72864
owner: angstrom
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze
type: text
<candice>
action: /say Yes baby I'm all woman. XxX
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edited_by: whoisxy!~whoisxy@87.244.70.100
edited_on: 1507306021.82445
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dave0
last_referenced_on: 1514879541.76416
owner: whoisxy!~whoisxy@87.244.70.100
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 8
ref_user: dave0!~dave@168.215.dsl.syd.iprimus.net.au
type: text
<canihaztehcodez>
action: /say ##c is not the place to have others do your homework. If you don't understand parts of your assignment, feel free to ask but don't expect others to do your homework.
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1407748040.36863
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1422809087.43357
owner: FUZxxl!~fuz@d00m.org
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 5
ref_user: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
type: text
<cast>
action: /call cdecl cast
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: amun_ra
last_referenced_on: 1516716645.35557
noembed: 1
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 125
ref_user: Amun_Ra!~amun-ra@retro.rocks
type: text
<casting>
action: http://web.archive.org/web/20060228210010/http://www.cognitiveprocess.com/~rjh/prg/writings/casting.html
created_on: 1296283738.47843
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: profess
last_referenced_on: 1467597384.54405
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 7
ref_user: profess!~profess@unaffiliated/csddesk
type: text
<cat>
action: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Cat
created_on: 1195413751
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1508771428.91278
owner: kate`
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 26
ref_user: coffee!~coffee@coffeetales.net
type: text
<cbreak>
action: /call unbufferedgetc
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: fluter
last_referenced_on: 1445941048.90095
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 7
ref_user: fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter
type: text
<cc-cmdline>
action: http://code.google.com/p/pbot2-pl/source/browse/trunk/modules/compiler_vm/ <-- download: cc, compiler_vm_server.pl, compiler_vm_client.pl, compiler_watchdog.pl and debugcommands -- Now you too can use cc in on your shell command-line! See the README, as well.
created_on: 1296535000.38713
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1505254608.82089
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 11
ref_user: whoisxy!~whoisxy@83.137.254.176
type: text
<cfa>
action: /say http://benpfaff.org/writings/clc/
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enabled: 1
owner: kate`
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: kate`
type: text
<cfaq>
action: comp.lang.c FAQ: http://www.eskimo.com/~scs/C-faq/top.html
created_on: 1106283720
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dave0
last_referenced_on: 1515016122.04209
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 50
ref_user: dave0!~dave@168.215.dsl.syd.iprimus.net.au
type: text
<changreet>
action: /say Please do not greet the channel. It adds no value to the conversation, and highlights the channel tab for no good reason.
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edited_by: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
edited_on: 1431989516.3635
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1508009464.04728
owner: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 4
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
type: text
<chanstats>
action: /say ##C channel statistics: http://iso-9899.info/candide/pisg/c.html
action_with_args: /say ##C channel statistics: http://iso-9899.info/candide/pisg/c.html#$args
created_on: 1396065691.46188
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503902609.14561
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 24
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<char>
action: /say char is required to be able to represent (at least) the values inclusively between -127 and 127 (signed char), or 0 and 255 (unsigned char). The representation chosen is implementation-defined, meaning some compilers will treat a char as signed, others unsigned. sizeof (char) is always 1. See also: CHAR_BIT, CHAR_MIN, CHAR_MAX and byte
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516858061.31896
owner: s00p
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 191
ref_user: doubtful!~abhigenie@160.39.200.28
type: text
<char*a,b>
action: /say The declaration "char* a, b" declares a as a pointer to char and b as a char - it does not declare b as a pointer to char.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517084109.92377
owner: Random832
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 7
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
type: text
<check>
action: /say Check: A unit testing framework for C: http://check.sourceforge.net/
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1515782389.50501
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 22
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<chill>
action: /say OK, it's getting a little hairy, and really we're all here because we love C. So relax, take a walk, have a cuppa, whatever. Er.. please? ;)
created_on: 1182354783
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: korans
last_referenced_on: 1478528509.49094
owner: notadev
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 10
ref_user: korans!~korans@62.68.161.245
type: text
<chist>
action: /say A History of C, by Ritchie: http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/chist.html
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1506441095.53436
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 8
ref_user: whoisxy_!~whoisxy@82.112.154.151
type: text
<chrisgrind>
action: where you paste your "fixed" code to Ideone and Chris reads through it to spot obvious errors.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: cousteau
last_referenced_on: 1437498107.80171
owner: Tuplanolla
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 9
ref_user: cousteau!~cousteau@138.100.74.81
type: text
<cjeololol>
action: /say To play C Jeopardy, join #cjeopardy.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1499583241.53023
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 17
ref_user: seanconnery!~HoS@108-79-248-248.lightspeed.cicril.sbcglobal.net
type: text
<ckub4rku>
action: /say You better check yourself before you wreck yourself. Pause and rewind, lil nigga.
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: nobody
type: text
<clang-analyze>
action: /say Clang has a static analysis tool that can be used with the flag '--analyze'. https://clang-analyzer.llvm.org/
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edited_by: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
edited_on: 1498978895.85753
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: oberon4278
last_referenced_on: 1517155471.63673
owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 8
ref_user: Oberon4278!~Oberon@pool-108-49-117-196.bstnma.fios.verizon.net
type: text
<class>
action: not c, try ##c++
created_on: 1177799535
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pragma-
last_referenced_on: 1426641687.09974
owner: runtime
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 5
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<clcwiki>
action: http://clc-wiki.net/wiki/The_C_Standard
created_on: 1276719385
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: van7hu
last_referenced_on: 1309752013.52964
owner: lemonade`
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: van7hu
type: text
<cleanup>
action: /say For snippets of cleanups, see http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Cleanup
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1514581465.45134
owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@84.111.138.241
type: text
<clever>
action: /say C was not designed to stop its users from doing stupid things, as that would also stop them from doing clever things.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503902932.86933
owner: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<clueless>
action: my middle name
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dave0
last_referenced_on: 1514879551.77549
owner: dman777_
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<cmethods>
action: /say Proposal to add methods() to C structures: http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/www/docs/n1816.pdf (Briefly discussed in section 6.3 (page 8) of http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/www/docs/n1820.pdf) and also http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/www/docs/n1875.htm
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edited_on: 1493265562.28936
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1501706056.15023
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<collections>
action: /call fact ##c container
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1501705414.98659
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<commoninitialsequence>
action: /say If you have multiple structs that share a common initial sequence, you can generalize the access to this sequence by either containing the sequence within a sub-struct, or by using a union to contain the structs. See: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Common_Initial_Sequence
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<compilerline>
action: /say Order Matters: CC <overall options> [-std=whatever] <debugging> <optimizing> <warnings> [-pedantic] <Other Include Paths> <Other Lib Paths> <Magic Defines> <Magic Undefines> [-f<language/platform options] [-m<machine options>] [-o outfile] files..... (this is all documented, and files can be .c or .o, .a or .so, or -l<to be linked> commands.) <paraphrased from man gcc>
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owner: PoppaVic
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<compiles>
action: /call itworks
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owner: pragma-
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<const>
action: http://publications.gbdirect.co.uk/c_book/chapter8/const_and_volatile.html - see section 8.4.1, http://c-faq.com/ansi/constmismatch.html
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last_referenced_in: learath2
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owner: prec
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ref_user: Learath2!~learath2@unaffiliated/learath2
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<constconstant>
action: /say The const qualifier is not the same as a constant. The following code sample is not required to compile: const int i = 123; int y = i; int main(void) {}
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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<container>
action: /say A container/collections library proposal for C: http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/www/docs/n1625.pdf
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last_referenced_in: ##c
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owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<continue>
action: /say continue causes a jump to immediately before the end of the enclosing loop body.
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last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
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owner: Major-Willard
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<conversions>
action: /say Understanding integer conversion/promotion rules: https://www.securecoding.cert.org/confluence/display/c/INT02-C.+Understand+integer+conversion+rules
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edited_on: 1443195397.4132
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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owner: pragma-
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<converting>
action: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Converting
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owner: prec
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<coroutines>
action: /say Co-routines in C, using Duff's Device: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/coroutines.html
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last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1442362878.28475
owner: pragma_
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<cp>
action: /say Computer programming is a process that leads from an original formulation of a problem to executable programs. It involves activities such as analysis, understanding, and generically solving such problems resulting in an algorithm, verification of requirements (including correctness, resource consumption, etc) and maintaining the source code.
created_on: 1401732252.50878
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last_referenced_on: 1504272736.41676
owner: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
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<cpp>
action: /say The term "cpp" in the context of the C programming language refers to the C preprocessor. If you meant C++, then say "C++".
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last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1515431911.87923
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<cpp-com>
action: /say cplusplus-dot-com is a C++-related website that happens to reference C89 functions. Many of the examples given are actually C++ because they use 'headers' such as <cstdio> instead of <stdio.h>. A better reference would be the C99/C11 standard.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: luka00
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owner: n00p
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<cpp_output>
action: http://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/gcc-3.2.3/cpp/Preprocessor-Output.html
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enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
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<cppcheck>
action: /say Cppcheck is a static analysis tool that can diagnose things common compilers do not. http://cppcheck.sourceforge.net/
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: oberon4278
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owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
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<cprogramming.com>
action: /say cprogramming.com is not a site to be recommended to C learners because it "provide you with C and C++ programming language resources". Find a resource that distinctly teaches C to avoid confusion. See !books.
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enabled: 1
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owner: n00p
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ref_user: Random832!~random@unaffiliated/random832
type: text
<cpuzzles>
action: http://www.gowrikumar.com/c/index.html
created_on: 1263170451
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: mhi^
last_referenced_on: 1358515539.25258
owner: pragma_
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type: text
<crappaste>
action: /say Paste sites to be avoided include: codepaste.net, paste.awesom.eu, paste.jhvisser.com, paste.ofcode.org, paste.ubuntu.com, paste2.org, pastebin.fr, pastebin.ubuntu.com, pastee.org, vpaste.net, www.pasteall.org. These sites make it unnecessarily difficult to access the raw paste data, making it less likely for you to get help with. See the channel topic for recommended sites.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516191148.63569
owner: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
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ref_count: 7
ref_user: shadowchaser!~Shadowcha@liox.eu
type: text
<cstd>
action: /call std
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma-
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ref_user: Chris!sid107964@spy/chris
type: text
<debug>
action: /say Debugging with GCC? Enable all warnings: http://pastie.org/4612802
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: learath2
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owner: Tuplanolla
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: Learath2!~learath2@unaffiliated/learath2
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<decay>
action: /say Decaying implies permanence. Arrays do not "decay"; it is the expression that is converted, not the array. In most cases, an expression that has type "array of T" is converted to an expression with type "pointer to T" that points at the first element. See C11 6.3.2.1p3 for the exceptions.
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edited_on: 1496701806.21077
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516951772.30251
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 81
ref_user: asecretcat!~allisonze@pool-72-77-42-97.pitbpa.fios.verizon.net
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<decl>
action: http://parrt.cs.usfca.edu/doc/how-to-read-C-declarations.html
created_on: 1195724740
edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1403978369.07941
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: sebastian
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owner: kate`
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<declare>
action: /call cdecl declare
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1496944784.21745
noembed: 1
owner: pragma_
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<declaredefine>
action: A declaration specifies the interpretation and attributes of a set of identifiers. A definition of an identifier is a declaration for that identifier that: for an object, causes storage to be reserved for that object; for a function, includes the function body; for an enumeration constant or typedef name, is the (only) declaration of the identifier.
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owner: kate`
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<declareuse>
action: /say In C, declaration follows use. That means you do not write `char* p` but instead `char *p` because it doesn't mean `p is a pointer to char` but rather `*p is a char`. https://www.quora.com/Why-doesnt-C-use-better-notation-for-pointers
created_on: 1456092866.53151
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1513130407.30543
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<decompose>
action: /call decay
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enabled: 1
owner: dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org
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type: text
<deepc>
action: Expert C Programming: Deep C Secrets by Peter van der Linden. It assumes some foundation in the C programming language and covers its dustier corners as well as common misconceptions, such as array-pointer equivalence. See: http://www.amazon.com/Expert-Programming-Peter-van-Linden/dp/0131774298
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: doppel
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owner: boru!~boru@unaffiliated/boru
rate_limit: 15
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<defaultarguments>
action: /say { void f(int x, int y /* default 42 */, char *z /* default "foo" */) { printf("[%d, %d, %s]\n", x, y, z); } #define F1(...) f(__VA_ARGS__, 42, "foo")\n #define F2(...) f(__VA_ARGS__, "foo")\n #define F3(...) f(__VA_ARGS__)\n #define FX(_1, _2, _3, n, ...) n\n #define f(...) FX(__VA_ARGS__, F3(__VA_ARGS__), F2(__VA_ARGS__), F1(__VA_ARGS__), 0)\n f(2); f(4, 8); f(16, 32, "bar"); }
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edited_on: 1450447484.33212
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<degenerate>
action: /call decay
created_on: 1482525171.98114
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1486081798.22373
owner: marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo
rate_limit: 15
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<demorgan>
action: /say DeMorgan's laws: !a && !b == !(a || b), and !a || !b == !(a && b)
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edited_by: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
edited_on: 1441482977.91293
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1507411973.93113
owner: doppel!~doppel@ip68-96-169-47.lv.lv.cox.net
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 15
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<deport>
action: /say $arg[0] has been deported $arg[1:] (deportation id $digits$digits$digits$digits$digits)
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516824831.83656
owner: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
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<designatedinitializer>
action: /say C99 added designators for initializers. Designator for an element of an array: int arr[3] = { [2] = 42 }; Designator for a member of a struct (or union): struct { int x; int y; } s = { .y = 42 };
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1510251711.2763
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1515783675.70628
owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
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<diagnostics>
action: /say Diagnostics can help you find issues with your code. For decent diagnostics you should compile your code using gcc or clang with the flags: -std=c99 -Wall -Wextra -Wpedantic. See also: clang-analyze, cppcheck, and valgrind
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
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<diamond>
action: cc -paste int ml = 1 + 2 * 3, ls = 1, is = 2, i = 0, cp = (ml - ls) / 2; while( ls > 0 ) putchar((i < cp + ls) ? ((i++ < cp) ? ' ' : '*') : (i=0, ((ls == ml) ? is = -is : 0), ls += is, cp = (ml - ls) / 2, '\n'));
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edited_on: 1425518197.2779
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: o11c|vacation
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owner: pragma_
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type: text
<digraph>
action: a two character alternative punctuator, intended to make using c possible on systems where the primary punctuator is missing, typically from keyboards. they are normal tokens, so are processed in the same way as other source characters (apart from trigraphs).
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owner: twkm
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<disport>
action: /say $arg[0] has been disported $arg[1:] (happy fun time id $digits$digits$digits$digits$digits)
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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owner: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
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type: text
<doclog>
action: /say wg14 document log: http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/www/wg14_document_log.htm
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<doesn'?t\s+work>
action: doesntwork
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owner: pragma_
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<doesntcare>
action: /say Standard C neither knows nor cares about colors, mice, windows, keyboards, networks or any other system-specific things. If you wanted help with something like that, you would want to tell us what OS, compiler, tools or libraries you intend to use/abuse, or find the appropriate channel.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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owner: pragma_
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type: text
<don'?t\s+cast\s+malloc>
action: dontcastmalloc
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
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type: regex
<dontcastmalloc>
action: /say There is no need to cast the result of library functions that return void *; it makes your code hard to read, adds no value, and can hide a bug if you don't have a valid prototype in scope. See http://c-faq.com/malloc/mallocnocast.html
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edited_on: 1381856673.68233
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517155040.95581
owner: infobahn
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 948
ref_user: Psybur_!~broheim@pool-108-44-203-65.clppva.fios.verizon.net
type: text
<doobiedoo>
action: screw you
created_on: 1498900753.33246
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1498900982.3399
owner: jack_rabbit!~jack_rabb@2601:240:8200:e1c0:90c0:e65c:1a4b:721e
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<double>
action: /say When taking input for type double you need to use lf format specifier in the scanf statement. But when you are outputting a double you use f format specifier in the printf statements.
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last_referenced_in: ##spinach
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owner: pragma_
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<draft>
action: /call standard
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owner: pragma_
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<drafts>
action: /call standard
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<dreams>
action: Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out.
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enabled: 1
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owner: dansan!~daniel@2600:1700:be30:d00::49
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type: text
<duffs-device>
action: magical old school technique to directly express general loop unrolling in C. see http://www.lysator.liu.se/c/duffs-device.html
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owner: defrost
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<else>
action: the keyword that executes a statement/block should an ''if'' expression evaluate to false
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edited_on: 1440558667.3857
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dave0
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owner: Major-Willard
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<endian>
action: /call endianness
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ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<endianness>
action: /call byteorder
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1516694859.70077
owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
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<errata>
action: /say When reading The C Programming Language, 2nd edition, by Kernighan and Ritchie, make sure you check the errata as well: http://www.iso-9899.info/2ediffs.html
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edited_by: edk!~edk@spy/edk0
edited_on: 1443094614.81712
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1514151591.04161
owner: cousteau!~cousteau@138.100.74.81
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ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<errno>
action: library error macro, #include <errno.h> The macro designates a modifiable int object that is asigned a value greater than zero on certain library errors. see http://www.iso-9899.info/man?strerror
created_on: 1104386234
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: nheck
last_referenced_on: 1475535359.90234
noembed: 1
owner: defrost
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<explain>
action: /call cdecl explain
created_on: 1191042468
edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1441099906.79198
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: uvw
last_referenced_on: 1512091242.60374
noembed: 1
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 3437
ref_user: uvw!~filler@a4.inai.de
type: text
<explode>
action: /me activates the room's self-destruction mechanism.
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1375298950.23921
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516475415.31753
owner: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
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ref_count: 18
ref_user: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
type: text
<export>
action: /say $arg[0] has been exported $arg[1:] (shipment id $digits$digits$digits$digits$digits)
created_on: 1496230388.03368
enabled: 1
owner: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
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type: text
<ez>
action: /say "Pft, I've been programming for years. How hard can C be?" http://i.imgur.com/mPfGshE.gifv
created_on: 1484524303.44093
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pragma-
last_referenced_on: 1517204051.44032
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<f>
action: /call double
created_on: 1195072614
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1510147283.45401
noembed: 1
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 41
ref_user: shadowchaser!~Shadowcha@liox.eu
type: text
<fam>
action: /say The last element of a structure with more than one named member may have an incomplete array type; this is called a flexible array member (C99 6.7.2.1p16). struct s { int n; double d[]; } *p = malloc(sizeof *p + 17 * sizeof *p->d);
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1517018228.25668
owner: Wulf
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 47
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<fd>
action: /say an 'fd' is POSIX. Getting an 'fd' from or to a FILE pointer is POSIX. ##posix is right down the hall.
created_on: 1403204490.35345
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1475429205.86899
owner: PoppaVic!~pops@unaffiliated/poppavic
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nHeck!~heck@unaffiliated/nheck
type: text
<feof>
action: a function, taking one FILE * as an argument, indicating a file has been completely read by getc/getchar/fread (not a recommended construct)
created_on: 1104888995
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517202199.31687
owner: Major-Willard
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 12
ref_user: hexoskeli!~hexoskeli@2601:640:8300:5a90:cb:bbba:4673:5305
type: text
<fflush(stdin)>
action: /call stdinflush
created_on: 1193892350
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1512588829.84832
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 24
ref_user: cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau
type: text
<fgets.idiom>
action: while (fgets(line, sizeof line, stdin)) { /* process line */ }
created_on: 1106767895
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1487341208.6267
owner: prec
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 20
ref_user: whoisxy!~whoisxy@87.244.83.147
type: text
<findmybug>
action: /call errors
created_on: 1275602822
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516726994.04465
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 12
ref_user: Learath2!~learath2@unaffiliated/learath2
type: text
<float>
action: /call floats
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: humbobo
last_referenced_on: 1502323857.45103
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 27
ref_user: humbobo!~i@unaffiliated/humbag
type: text
<floats>
action: /call floating
created_on: 1346323300.76691
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: humbobo
last_referenced_on: 1502323857.46319
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 68
ref_user: humbobo!~i@unaffiliated/humbag
type: text
<flushstdin>
action: /call stdinflush
created_on: 1251612101
enabled: 1
last_referenced_on: 1407793101.39488
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie
type: text
<focus>
action: /say ##c focuses on C. Discuss offtopic things in ##c-offtopic
created_on: 1414405845.15381
edited_by: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
edited_on: 1494611286.15476
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1513880057.44306
owner: Chris!~chris@unaffiliated/chris
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ref_count: 16
ref_user: chrisf!~chrisf@hamb.in
type: text
<foo>
action: /say Bar!
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1485741630.14348
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1515174463.98513
owner: latch!~latch@unaffiliated/latch
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 19
ref_user: untakenstupidnic!054a1bab@gateway/web/freenode/ip.5.74.27.171
type: text
<foobar>
action: /say English metasyntactic variables: foo, bar, baz, qux, quux, corge, grault, garply, waldo, fred, plugh, xyzzy, thud; UK: wibble, wobble, wubble; French: toto, titi, tata, tutu
created_on: 1363887757.90264
edited_by: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
edited_on: 1401585973.77407
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1454684756.40773
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 11
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<fpt>
action: /say Function Pointer Tutorial: http://www.newty.de/fpt/fpt.html
created_on: 1189558928
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: profess
last_referenced_on: 1467603302.21375
owner: OrngeTide
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 19
ref_user: profess!~profess@unaffiliated/csddesk
type: text
<fptr>
action: /call fpt
created_on: 1336270737.73484
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: profess
last_referenced_on: 1467603302.20127
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 7
ref_user: profess!~profess@unaffiliated/csddesk
type: text
<freebooks>
action: http://qink.net/page/The-Ultimate-List-of-Freely-Available-Programming-Books.aspx
created_on: 1288521640.40726
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1323358366.3154
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: ne2k
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<function>
action: /say A function is a mapping from domain to its image which is in its codomain.
created_on: 1309885660.162
edited_by: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
edited_on: 1405827798.80873
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503902651.47857
owner: angstrom
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 18
ref_user: wogi!Elite19946@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-Elite19946
type: text
<gbook>
action: /call g -site:amazon.*
created_on: 1508306800.66426
enabled: 1
owner: glacial!~glacial@unaffiliated/glacial
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<gccwarnings>
action: http://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/gcc/Warning-Options.html
created_on: 1292724675.8739
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1436187948.92585
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: Chris!~chris@spy/chris
type: text
<generalization>
action: /say There's little need to make generalizations about people who program with C. Some have interesting prejudices, others don't. In any case it will depend on the individual, and not the fact that they have a preference for a particular language.
created_on: 1396278265.28473
edited_by: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
edited_on: 1396278348.69228
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: profess
last_referenced_on: 1424483792.80083
owner: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: profess!~profess__@unaffiliated/csddesk
type: text
<generic>
action: /call _Generic
created_on: 1370703124.03473
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1488522208.60224
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: phroa!phroa@phroa.net
type: text
<genericfunctionpointer>
action: /say You can convert a function pointer of one type to a function pointer of a different type for passing it as an argument to a function, but upon calling the function the pointed-to type should be compatible*. See http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Generic_Function_Pointer
created_on: 1498662794.62868
edited_by: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
edited_on: 1499448189.34462
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1511981130.4249
owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 7
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
type: text
<genericpointertopointer>
action: /say A pointer to pointer to void (void **) is not the same as a pointer to void. It is not required to be convertible to other types of pointers to pointers, and it is not a generic pointer to pointer. See http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Generic_Pointer_To_Pointer
created_on: 1511322708.14919
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517006997.44427
owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 10
ref_user: dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org
type: text
<genericpp>
action: /call genericpointertopointer
created_on: 1517007055.72037
enabled: 1
owner: dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<getcdecl>
action: http://hpux.cs.utah.edu/hppd/hpux/Misc/cdecl-2.5/
created_on: 1191041433
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1289073798.29132
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 4
ref_user: PoppaVic
type: text
<getline>
action: declared in stdio.h in POSIX 2008, but is not a standard C function. To compile your own code that defines a "getline" function, you may need to use -ansi or make sure you are not using POSIX (or GNU) feature test macros. On Mac OS X, use -D_ANSI_SOURCE.
created_on: 1496430682.31262
edited_by: Random832!~random@unaffiliated/random832
edited_on: 1496605939.27132
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1496605906.61776
owner: Random832!~random@unaffiliated/random832
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: Random832!~random@unaffiliated/random832
type: text
<getopt>
action: a C library function for parsing command-line arguments. It is found on Linux, BSD, and other Unix systems.
created_on: 1237062000
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: blasthardcheese
last_referenced_on: 1328527230.49975
owner: Quetzalcoatl_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: BlastHardcheese
type: text
<gets>
action: very bad. It cannot be told the size of the buffer to read in, therefore it has no way of preventing buffer overflows. Use fgets() with 'stdin' as the FILE* instead. http://www.eskimo.com/~scs/C-faq/q12.23.html
created_on: 1108103139
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1508108419.5094
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 111
ref_user: monono!~rirc_v0.1@107-146-242-2.res.bhn.net
type: text
<gigo>
action: Garbage In, Garbage Out -- http://c-faq.com/malloc/malloc1.html
created_on: 1177948351
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1447990160.21402
owner: prec
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 8
ref_user: miasmata!~void@r75-110-115-225.rmntcmtc02.rcmtnc.ab.dh.suddenlink.net
type: text
<github>
action: /say Don't use github for pasting. The line numbers are in a different font size to the code, and as a result they don't line up with lines of code correctly.
created_on: 1312615580.37046
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1515709382.70977
owner: s00p
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: meth!~meth@unaffiliated/meth
type: text
<global>
action: /say There is no "global" scope in C. There are four kinds of scopes: function, file, block, and function prototype. A variable that appears outside of any block or list of parameters has file scope, which terminates at the end of the translation unit.
created_on: 1271966015
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1503992283.68362
owner: n00p
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 112
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<globals>
action: /call global
created_on: 1369755293.8153
enabled: 1
last_referenced_on: 1423690245.32377
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: Pessimist!Pessimist@gateway/shell/bnc4free/x-jmizepycwyfuqovx
type: text
<gmp>
action: /say The GNU Multiple Precision Arithmetic Library: http://gmplib.org/
created_on: 1297676796.81672
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503642276.50981
owner: carcat
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: dave0!~dave@230.059.dsl.syd.iprimus.net.au
type: text
<gone>
action: /me is gone
created_on: 1469028038.67476
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: mujjingun
last_referenced_on: 1513077711.36954
owner: latch!~latch@unaffiliated/latch
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: mujjingun!uid228218@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid228218
type: text
<gotchas>
action: /say http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/C_gotchas -- http://www.drpaulcarter.com/cs/common-c-errors.html
created_on: 1244833982
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: sandman13
last_referenced_on: 1478948799.51882
owner: kate`
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 135
ref_user: sandman13!~sandman13@unaffiliated/sandman13
type: text
<goto>
action: /say Goto statements can be useful for cleaning up or breaking out of nested loops/switches. See cleanup and http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Goto
created_on: 1498240896.3955
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516826462.10915
owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 8
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
type: text
<hacker>
action: /say http://dejimachan.org/pb/player.php?v=/pb/tg/src/1442078700826.webm&t=haxx0r_pro.webm&loop=1 (NSFW)
created_on: 1488324132.76303
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1500083864.61457
owner: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera
type: text
<hair>
action: /say You are as dumb as a box of hair.
created_on: 1504262344.73991
edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1504339975.41316
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1506443875.6062
owner: dave0!~dave@230.059.dsl.syd.iprimus.net.au
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 8
ref_user: whoisxy_!~whoisxy@82.112.154.151
type: text
<hd>
action: Hacker's Delight by Henry S. Warren Jr. It discusses the use of boolean algebra and bitwise operations to reduce the computational complexity of algorithms. See http://www.hackersdelight.org and http://www.amazon.com/Hackers-Delight-Edition-Henry-Warren/dp/0321842685
created_on: 1413473509.73407
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1512841307.4655
owner: boru!~boru@unaffiliated/boru
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ref_count: 6
ref_user: cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau
type: text
<heap>
action: /say C does not require implementations to use stacks or heaps. Please refer to the actually defined storage durations, which are four: allocated, automatic, thread and static.
created_on: 1311728565.05284
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1509397835.75555
owner: guidj0s
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 64
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<helloworld>
action: http://www.lisha.ufsc.br/~guto/teaching/os/exercise/hello.html
created_on: 1237684920
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1421706255.71583
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 4
ref_user: doppel!~doppel@ip68-96-169-47.lv.lv.cox.net
type: text
<horror>
action: /say http://i.imgur.com/wLmJI.jpg
created_on: 1297994785.63317
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511158828.4632
owner: carcat
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 7
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<idb>
action: implementation dependent behaviour. This must be documented by the implementation.
created_on: 1211031479
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503359757.10003
owner: Auris-
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 19
ref_user: doppel!~chatzilla@ip70-170-42-83.lv.lv.cox.net
type: text
<identifier>
action: /say An identifier can denote an object; a function; a tag or a member of a structure, union, or enumeration; a typedef name; a label name; a macro name; or a macro parameter. The same identifier can denote different entities at different points in the program.
created_on: 1268936732
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1361914689.25394
owner: Wulf
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 4
ref_user: jjido
type: text
<if>
action: the keyword that tests a bracketed expression and if true, executes the following statement; if the expression evaluates to false an optional ''else'' clause is executed
created_on: 1105258377
edited_by: edk!~edk@spy/edk0
edited_on: 1432190788.56494
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516936016.94032
owner: Major-Willard
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 44
ref_user: fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie
type: text
<implementation>
action: a particular set of software, running in a particular translation environment under particular control options, that performs translation of programs for, and supports execution of functions in, a particular execution environment (ISO/IEC 9899:1999 3.12)
created_on: 1106459085
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: esselfe
last_referenced_on: 1503355797.58414
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 10
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<import>
action: /say $arg[0] has been imported $arg[1:] (customs id $digits$digits$digits$digits$digits)
created_on: 1496230376.87595
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1515879023.07263
owner: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 16
ref_user: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
type: text
<include_optimisation>
action: /say Include guard optimisation: http://www.bobarcher.org/software/include/index.html
created_on: 1343905540.84575
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: wlhlm
last_referenced_on: 1374271867.50341
owner: pragma-
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ref_user: wlhlm
type: text
<incomplete>
action: /say A type which describes an object is incomplete if it lacks information needed to determine its size.
created_on: 1296160419.56957
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<indent>
action: /say If you are not experienced enough to adhere to coding style allowing production of readable C code, brush your source automatically: using GNU indent http://gnu.org/s/indent/, using clang-format http://clang.llvm.org/docs/ClangFormat.html, or using astyle http://astyle.sourceforge.net/
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<initidiom>
action: /say A common idiom for zero initializing elements of arrays or members of structs (automatic storage duration) is: char arr[10] = { 0 }; struct { int x; int y;} s = { 0 };
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<inline>
action: /say A function declared with an inline function specifier is an inline function. Making a function an inline function suggests that calls to the function be as fast as possible. If you use `inline', always use `static', too. See https://kellett.im/a/inline
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<inline2>
action: /say http://wiki.osdev.org/Inline_Functions_in_C
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<int>
action: a signed integer data type, at least 16 bits wide, which must be able to represent (at least) all the numbers in the range -32767 to +32767. Its lowest value, INT_MIN, and highest value, INT_MAX, are defined in <limits.h>
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<int-str>
action: To convert an int to a string without knowing whether it is signed, see https://gist.github.com/o11c/0f117636d6c8873d5cc6f63347ee4fdd
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<isospec>
action: /call standard
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<itcompiled>
action: /call works
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<itcompiles>
action: /call compiles
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<json>
action: /say http://seriot.ch/parsing_json.php
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<k&r2>
action: /call k&r
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<k&r3>
action: /say Some of us no longer primarily recommend K&R because it's somewhat outdated and unmaintained. It's tiresome reminding would-be readers of implicit int's removal in modern C, among many other issues. The errata that addresses only some of these issues no longer exists on the official site. If a 3rd edition of K&R emerges that rectifies these issues, we'll happily recommend it again!
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<k&rking>
action: /say 'The C Programming Language' (2nd Ed, 1988) aka K&R2, is a book that teaches C89, it has a lengthy errata and it contains 'old style' things. The book is short (272 pages) and as such less informative. 'C Programming: A Modern Approach' by K. N. King (2nd Ed, 2008) covers both C89 and C99, it's very much informative and therefore lengthy (832 pages).
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<king>
action: /say 'C Programming: A Modern Approach' by K. N. King (2nd Ed, 2008) is a recommended C book that teaches both C89 and C99. http://knking.com/books/c2/index.html
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<knf>
action: http://cvsweb.netbsd.org/bsdweb.cgi/~checkout~/src/share/misc/style
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<knk>
action: /call king
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<knr>
action: /call k&r
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<kr>
action: /call k&r
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<kr1-1>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-1. Run the ‘‘hello, world’’ program on your system. Experiment with leaving out parts of the program, to see what error messages you get.
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<kr1-10>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-10. Write a program to copy its input to its output, replacing each tab by \t, each backspace by \b, and each backslash by \\. This makes tabs and backspaces visible in an unambiguous way.
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<kr1-11>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-11. How would you test the word count program? What kinds of input are most likely to uncover bugs if there are any?
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<kr1-12>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-12. Write a program that prints its input one word per line.
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<kr1-13>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-13. Write a program to print a histogram of the lengths of words in its input. It is easy to draw the histogram with the bars horizontal; a vertical orientation is more challenging.
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<kr1-14>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-14. Write a program to print a histogram of the frequencies of different characters in its input.
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<kr1-15>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-15. Rewrite the temperature conversion program of Section 1.2 to use a function for conversion.
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<kr1-16>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-16. Revise the main routine of the longest-line program so it will correctly print the length of arbitrary long input lines, and as much as possible of the text.
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<kr1-17>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-17. Write a program to print all input lines that are longer than 80 characters.
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<kr1-18>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-18. Write a program to remove trailing blanks and tabs from each line of input, and to delete entirely blank lines.
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<kr1-19>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-19. Write a function reverse(s) that reverses the character string s. Use it to write a program that reverses its input a line at a time.
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<kr1-2>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-2. Experiment to find out what happens when prints’s argument string contains \c, where c is some character not listed above.
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<kr1-20>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-20. Write a program detab that replaces tabs in the input with the proper number of blanks to space to the next tab stop. Assume a fixed set of tab stops, say every n columns. Should n be a variable or a symbolic parameter?
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<kr1-21>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-21. Write a program entab that replaces strings of blanks by the minimum number of tabs and blanks to achieve the same spacing. Use the same tab stops as for detab. When either a tab or a single blank would suffice to reach a tab stop, which should be given preference?
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<kr1-22>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-22. Write a program to ‘‘fold’’ long input lines into two or more shorter lines after the last non-blank character that occurs before the n-th column of input. Make sure your program does something intelligent with very long lines, and if there are no blanks or tabs before the specified column.
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<kr1-23>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-23. Write a program to remove all comments from a C program. Don’t forget to handle quoted strings and character constants properly. C comments don’t nest.
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<kr1-24>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-24. Write a program to check a C program for rudimentary syntax errors like unmatched parentheses, brackets and braces. Don’t forget about quotes, both single and double, escape sequences, and comments. (This program is hard if you do it in full generality.)
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<kr1-3>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-3. Modify the temperature conversion program to print a heading above the table.
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<kr1-4>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-4. Write a program to print the corresponding Celsius to Fahrenheit table.
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<kr1-5>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-5. Modify the temperature conversion program to print the table in reverse order, that is, from 300 degrees to 0.
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<kr1-6>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-6. Verify that the expression getchar() != EOF is 0 or 1.
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<kr1-7>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-7. Write a program to print the value of EOF.
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<kr1-8>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-8. Write a program to count blanks, tabs, and newlines.
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<kr1-9>
action: /say Chapter 1: A Tutorial Introduction; Exercise 1-9. Write a program to copy its input to its output, replacing each string of one or more blanks by a single blank.
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<kr2>
action: /call k&r
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<kr2-1>
action: /say Chapter 2: Types, Operators and Expressions; Exercise 2-1. Write a program to determine the ranges of char, short, int, and long variables, both signed and unsigned, by printing appropriate values from standard headers and by direct computation. Harder if you compute them: determine the ranges of the various floating-point types.
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<kr2-10>
action: /say Chapter 2: Types, Operators and Expressions; Exercise 2-10. Rewrite the function lower, which converts upper case letters to lower case, with a conditional expression instead of if-else.
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<kr2-2>
action: /say Chapter 2: Types, Operators and Expressions; Exercise 2-2. Write a loop equivalent to the for loop above without using && or ||. [The for loop is: for (i=0; i < lim-1 && (c=getchar()) != ’\n’ && c != EOF; ++i) s[i] = c;]
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<kr2-3>
action: /say Chapter 2: Types, Operators and Expressions; Exercise 2-3. Write a function htoi(s), which converts a string of hexadecimal digits (including an optional 0x or 0X) into its equivalent integer value. The allowable digits are 0 through 9, a through f, and A through F.
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<kr2-4>
action: /say Chapter 2: Types, Operators and Expressions; Exercise 2-4. Write an alternative version of squeeze(s1,s2) that deletes each character in s1 that matches any character in the string s2.
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<kr2-5>
action: /say Chapter 2: Types, Operators and Expressions; Exercise 2-5. Write the function any(s1,s2), which returns the first location in a string s1 where any character from the string s2 occurs, or -1 if s1 contains no characters from s2. (The standard library function strpbrk does the same job but returns a pointer to the location.)
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<kr2-6>
action: /say Chapter 2: Types, Operators and Expressions; Exercise 2-6. Write a function setbits(x,p,n,y) that returns x with the n bits that begin at position p set to the rightmost n bits of y, leaving the other bits unchanged.
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<kr2-7>
action: /say Chapter 2: Types, Operators and Expressions; Exercise 2-7. Write a function invert(x,p,n) that returns x with the n bits that begin at position p inverted (i.e., 1 changed into 0 and vice versa), leaving the others unchanged.
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<kr2-8>
action: /say Chapter 2: Types, Operators and Expressions; Exercise 2-8. Write a function rightrot(x,n) that returns the value of the integer x rotated to the right by n positions.
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<kr2-9>
action: /say Chapter 2: Types, Operators and Expressions; Exercise 2-9. In a two’s complement number system, x &= (x-1) deletes the rightmost 1-bit x. Explain why. Use this observation to write a faster version of bitcount.
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<kr3>
action: /call k&r3
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<kr3-1>
action: /say Chapter 3: Control Flow; Exercise 3-1. Our binary search makes two tests inside the loop, when one would suffice (at the price of more tests outside.) Write a version with only one test inside the loop and measure the difference in run-time.
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<kr3-2>
action: /say Chapter 3: Control Flow; Exercise 3-2. Write a function escape(s,t) that converts characters like newline and tab into visible escape sequences like \n and \t as it copies the string t to s. Use a switch. Write a function for the other direction as well, converting escape sequences into the real characters.
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<kr3-3>
action: /say Chapter 3: Control Flow; Exercise 3-3. Write a function expand(s1,s2) that expands shorthand notations like a-z in the string s1 into the equivalent complete list abc...xyz in s2. Allow for letters of either case and digits, and be prepared to handle cases like a-b-c and a-z0-9 and -a-z. Arrange that a leading or trailing - is taken literally.
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action: /say Chapter 3: Control Flow; Exercise 3-4. In a two’s complement number representation, our version of itoa does not handle the largest negative number, that is, the value of n equal to -(2^(wordsize-1)). Explain why not. Modify it to print that value correctly, regardless of the machine on which it runs.
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<kr3-5>
action: /say Chapter 3: Control Flow; Exercise 3-5. Write the function itob(n,s,b) that converts the integer n into a base b character representation in the string s. In particular, itob(n,s,16) formats n as a hexadecimal integer in s.
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<kr3-6>
action: /say Chapter 3: Control Flow; Exercise 3-6. Write a version of itoa that accepts three arguments instead of two. The third argument is a minimum field width; the converted number must be padded with blanks on the left if necessary to make it wide enough.
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<kr4-1>
action: /say Chapter 4: Functions and Program Structure; Exercise 4-1. Write the function strindex(s,t) which returns the position of the rightmost occurrence of t in s, or -1 if there is none.
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<kr4-10>
action: /say Chapter 4: Functions and Program Structure; Exercise 4-10. An alternate organization uses getline to read an entire input line; this makes getch and ungetch unnecessary. Revise the calculator to use this approach.
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<kr4-11>
action: /say Chapter 4: Functions and Program Structure; Exercise 4-11. Modify getop so that it doesn’t need to use ungetch. Hint: use an internal static variable.
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<kr4-12>
action: /say Chapter 4: Functions and Program Structure; Exercise 4-12. Adapt the ideas of printd to write a recursive version of itoa; that is, convert an integer into a string by calling a recursive routine.
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<kr4-13>
action: /say Chapter 4: Functions and Program Structure; Exercise 4-13. Write a recursive version of the function reverse(s), which reverses the string s in place.
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<kr4-14>
action: /say Chapter 4: Functions and Program Structure; Exercise 4-14. Define a macro swap(t,x,y) that interchanges two arguments of type t. (Block structure will help.)
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<kr4-2>
action: /say Chapter 4: Functions and Program Structure; Exercise 4-2. Extend atof to handle scientific notation of the form 123.45e-6 where a floating-point number may be followed by e or E and an optionally signed exponent.
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<kr4-3>
action: /say Chapter 4: Functions and Program Structure; Exercise 4-3. Given the basic framework, it’s straightforward to extend the calculator. Add the modulus (%) operator and provisions for negative numbers.
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<kr4-4>
action: /say Chapter 4: Functions and Program Structure; Exercise 4-4. Add the commands to print the top elements of the stack without popping, to duplicate it, and to swap the top two elements. Add a command to clear the stack.
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<kr4-5>
action: /say Chapter 4: Functions and Program Structure; Exercise 4-5. Add access to library functions like sin, exp, and pow. See <math.h> in Appendix B, Section 4.
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<kr4-6>
action: /say Chapter 4: Functions and Program Structure; Exercise 4-6. Add commands for handling variables. (It’s easy to provide twenty-six variables with single-letter names.) Add a variable for the most recently printed value.
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<kr4-7>
action: /say Chapter 4: Functions and Program Structure; Exercise 4-7. Write a routine ungets(s) that will push back an entire string onto the input. Should ungets know about buf and bufp, or should it just use ungetch?
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<kr4-8>
action: /say Chapter 4: Functions and Program Structure; Exercise 4-8. Suppose that there will never be more than one character of pushback. Modify getch and ungetch accordingly.
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<kr4-9>
action: /say Chapter 4: Functions and Program Structure; Exercise 4-9. Our getch and ungetch do not handle a pushed-back EOF correctly. Decide what their properties ought to be if an EOF is pushed back, then implement your design.
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<kr5-1>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-1. As written, getint treats a + or - not followed by a digit as a valid representation of zero. Fix it to push such a character back on the input.
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<kr5-10>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-10. Write the program expr, which evaluates a reverse Polish expression from the command line, where each operator or operand is a separate argument. For example, expr 2 3 4 + * evaluates 2 * (3 + 4).
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<kr5-11>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-11. Modify the program entab and detab (written as exercises in Chapter 1) to accept a list of tab stops as arguments. Use the default tab settings if there are no arguments.
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<kr5-12>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-12. Extend entab and detab to accept the shorthand `entab -m +n` to mean tab stops every n columns, starting at column m. Choose convenient (for the user) default behavior.
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<kr5-13>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-13. Write the program tail, which prints the last n lines of its input. By default, n is set to 10, let us say, but it can be changed by an optional argument so that `tail -n` prints the last n lines. The program should behave rationally no matter how unreasonable the input or the value of n. Write the program so that it makes the best use of available storage; lines should be stored as in the sorting program of Section 5.6, not in a two-dimensional array of fixed size.
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<kr5-14>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-14. Modify the sort program to handle a -r flag, which indicates sorting in reverse (decreasing) order. Be sure that -r works with -n.
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<kr5-15>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-15. Add the option -f to fold upper and lower case together, so that case distinctions are not made during sorting; for example, a and A compare equal.
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<kr5-16>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-16. Add the -d (‘‘directory order’’) option, which makes comparisons only on letters, numbers and blanks. Make sure it works in conjunction with -f.
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<kr5-17>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-17. Add a field-searching capability, so sorting may bee done on fields within lines, each field sorted according to an independent set of options. (The index for this book was sorted with -df for the index category and -n for the page numbers.)
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<kr5-18>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-18. Make dcl recover from input errors.
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<kr5-19>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-19. Modify undcl so that it does not add redundant parentheses to declarations.
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<kr5-2>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-2. Write getfloat, the floating-point analog of getint. What type does getfloat return as its function value?
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<kr5-20>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-20. Expand dcl to handle declarations with function argument types, qualifiers like const, and so on.
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<kr5-3>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-3. Write a pointer version of the function strcat that we showed in Chapter 2: strcat(s,t) copies the string t to the end of s.
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<kr5-4>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-4. Write the function strend(s,t), which returns 1 if the string t occurs at the end of the string s, and zero otherwise.
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<kr5-5>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-5. Write versions of the library functions strncpy, strncat, and strncmp, which operate on at most the first n characters of their argument strings. For example, strncpy(s,t,n) copies at most n characters of t to s. Full descriptions are in Appendix B.
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<kr5-6>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-6. Rewrite appropriate programs from earlier chapters and exercises with pointers instead of array indexing. Good possibilities include getline (Chapters 1 and 4), atoi, itoa, and their variants (Chapters 2, 3, and 4), reverse (Chapter 3), and strindex and getop (Chapter 4).
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<kr5-7>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-7. Rewrite readlines to store lines in an array supplied by main, rather than calling alloc to maintain storage. How much faster is the program?
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<kr5-8>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-8. There is no error checking in day_of_year or month_day. Remedy this defect.
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<kr5-9>
action: /say Chapter 5: Pointers and Arrays; Exercise 5-9. Rewrite the routines day_of_year and month_day with pointers instead of indexing.
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<kr6-1>
action: /say Chapter 6: Structures; Exercise 6-1. Our version of getword does not properly handle underscores, string constants, comments, or preprocessor control lines. Write a better version.
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<kr6-2>
action: /say Chapter 6: Structures; Exercise 6-2. Write a program that reads a C program and prints in alphabetical order each group of variable names that are identical in the first 6 characters, but different somewhere thereafter. Don’t count words within strings and comments. Make 6 a parameter that can be set from the command line.
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<kr6-3>
action: /say Chapter 6: Structures; Exercise 6-3. Write a cross-referencer that prints a list of all words in a document, and for each word, a list of the line numbers on which it occurs. Remove noise words like ‘‘the,’’ ‘‘and,’’ and so on.
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<kr6-4>
action: /say Chapter 6: Structures; Exercise 6-4. Write a program that prints the distinct words in its input sorted into decreasing order of frequency of occurrence. Precede each word by its count.
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<kr6-5>
action: /say Chapter 6: Structures; Exercise 6-5. Write a function undef that will remove a name and definition from the table maintained by lookup and install.
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<kr6-6>
action: /say Chapter 6: Structures; Exercise 6-6. Implement a simple version of the #define processor (i.e., no arguments) suitable for use with C programs, based on the routines of this section. You may also find getch and ungetch helpful.
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<kr7-1>
action: /say Chapter 7: Input and Output; Exercise 7-1. Write a program that converts upper case to lower or lower case to upper, depending on the name it is invoked with, as found in argv[0].
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<kr7-2>
action: /say Chapter 7: Input and Output; Exercise 7-2. Write a program that will print arbitrary input in a sensible way. As a minimum, it should print non-graphic characters in octal or hexadecimal according to local custom, and break long text lines.
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<kr7-3>
action: /say Chapter 7: Input and Output; Exercise 7-3. Revise minprintf to handle more of the other facilities of printf.
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<kr7-4>
action: /say Chapter 7: Input and Output; Exercise 7-4. Write a private version of scanf analogous to minprintf from the previous section.
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<kr7-5>
action: /say Chapter 7: Input and Output; Exercise 7-5. Rewrite the postfix calculator of Chapter 4 to use scanf and/or sscanf to do the input and number conversion.
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<kr7-6>
action: /say Chapter 7: Input and Output; Exercise 7-6. Write a program to compare two files, printing the first line where they differ.
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<kr7-7>
action: /say Chapter 7: Input and Output; Exercise 7-7. Modify the pattern finding program of Chapter 5 to take its input from a set of named files or, if no files are named as arguments, from the standard input. Should the file name be printed when a matching line is found?
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<kr7-8>
action: /say Chapter 7: Input and Output; Exercise 7-8. Write a program to print a set of files, starting each new one on a new page, with a title and a running page count for each file.
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<kr7-9>
action: /say Chapter 7: Input and Output; Exercise 7-9. Functions like isupper can be implemented to save space or to save time. Explore both possibilities.
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<kr8-1>
action: /say Chapter 8: The UNIX System Interface; Exercise 8-1. Rewrite the program cat from Chapter 7 using read, write, open, and close instead of their standard library equivalents. Perform experiments to determine the relative speeds of the two versions.
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<kr8-2>
action: /say Chapter 8: The UNIX System Interface; Exercise 8-2. Rewrite fopen and _fillbuf with fields instead of explicit bit operations. Compare code size and execution speed.
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<kr8-3>
action: /say Chapter 8: The UNIX System Interface; Exercise 8-3. Design and write _flushbuf, fflush, and fclose.
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<kr8-4>
action: /say Chapter 8: The UNIX System Interface; Exercise 8-4. The standard library function int fseek(FILE *fp, long offset, int origin) is identical to lseek except that fp is a file pointer instead of a file descriptor and return value is an int status, not a position. Write fseek. Make sure that your fseek coordinates properly with the buffering done for other functions of the library.
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<kr8-5>
action: /say Chapter 8: The UNIX System Interface; Exercise 8-5. Modify the fsize program to print the other information contained in the inode entry.
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<kr8-6>
action: /say Chapter 8: The UNIX System Interface; Exercise 8-6. The standard library function calloc(n,size) returns a pointer to n objects of size size, with the storage initialized to zero. Write calloc, by calling malloc or by modifying it.
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<kr8-7>
action: /say Chapter 8: The UNIX System Interface; Exercise 8-7. malloc accepts a size request without checking its plausibility; free believes that the block it is asked to free contains a valid size field. Improve these routines so they make more pains with error checking.
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<kr8-8>
action: /say Chapter 8: The UNIX System Interface; Exercise 8-8. Write a routine bfree(p,n) that will free any arbitrary block p of n characters into the free list maintained by malloc and free. By using bfree, a user can add a static or external array to the free list at any time.
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<kr_lovecraft>
action: /say pragma- found this: http://www.bobhobbs.com/files/kr_lovecraft.html
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<krexercises>
action: kr1-1 kr1-10 kr1-11 kr1-12 kr1-13 kr1-14 kr1-15 kr1-16 kr1-17 kr1-18 kr1-19 kr1-2 kr1-20 kr1-21 kr1-22 kr1-23 kr1-24 kr1-3 kr1-4 kr1-5 kr1-7 kr1-8 kr1-9 kr2-1 kr2-10 kr2-2 kr2-3 kr2-4 kr2-5 kr2-6 kr2-7 kr2-8 kr2-9 kr3-1 kr3-2 kr3-3 kr3-4 kr3-5 kr3-6 kr4-1 kr4-10 kr4-11 kr4-12 kr4-13 kr4-14 kr4-2 kr4-3 kr4-4 kr4-5 kr4-6 kr4-7 kr4-8 kr4-9 kr5-1 kr5-10 kr5-11 kr5-12 kr5-13 kr5-14 kr5-15 kr5-16 kr5-17 kr5-18 kr5-19 kr5-2 kr5-20 kr5-3 kr5-4 kr5-5 kr5-6 kr5-7 kr5-8 kr5-9 kr6-1 kr6-2 kr6-3 kr6-4 kr6-5 kr6-6 kr7-1 kr7-2 kr7-3 kr7-4 kr7-5 kr7-6 kr7-7 kr7-8 kr7-9 kr8-1 kr8-2 kr8-3 kr8-4 kr8-5 kr8-6 kr8-7 kr8-8
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<language>
action: /say Please apply bad language judiciously and on a case-by-case basis.
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<last>
action: /say No refunds.
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<lcthw>
action: /say Learn C The Hard Way is an online book that should be avoided. It does not teach you C, but rather shows how C might work on a specific implementation. It contains numerous errors, bad examples and absurd arguments. See http://hentenaar.com/dont-learn-c-the-wrong-way and https://kellett.im/a/hardway
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<ld>
action: /say "Undefined reference" is a linker error. It's not a compile error. #includes don't help. You did not define the thing in the error message; you forgot to link the file that defines it; you forgot to link to the library that defines it; or, if it's a static library, you have the wrong order on the linker command line. Check which one. (Note that some linkers call it an unresolved external.)
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<learnc>
action: /say This channel is not a substitute for a C book, we are not here to teach you C. Please learn C by working through a C book, and we'll be glad to assist you during your endeavor.
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<learngradually>
action: /say Learning C should be done gradually by following a C learning resource. By taking on projects you're not ready for you are not learning C and you waste a lot of time while getting frustrated with your progress.
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<lf>
action: /call double
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<libc>
action: /say The term "libc" is commonly used as a shorthand for the "standard C library", a library of standard functions that can be used by all C programs (and sometimes by programs in other languages).
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<libpack>
action: http://www.leonerd.org.uk/code/libpack
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owner: PoppaVic
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<libtermkey>
action: http://www.leonerd.org.uk/code/libtermkey/
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owner: LeoNerd
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<linkers>
action: http://www.lurklurk.org/linkers/linkers.html
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<lm>
action: Link the bloody math library
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<local>
action: /say There is no "local" scope in C. There are four kinds of scopes: function, file, block, and function prototype. A variable that appears inside of a function has block scope, which terminates at the end of the block.
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<lock>
action: /say In computer science, a lock is a synchronization mechanism for enforcing limits on access to a resource in a concurrent execution environment
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<long>
action: a signed integer data type, at least 32 bits wide, which must be able to represent (at least) all the integers in the range -2147483647 to +2147483647. Its lowest value, LONG_MIN, and highest value, LONG_MAX, are defined in <limits.h>
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<longlong>
action: /say long long is a signed integer data type, at least 64 bits wide, which must be able to represent (at least) all the integers in the range -9223372036854775807 to +9223372036854775807. Its lowest value, LLONG_MIN, and highest value, LLONG_MAX, are defined in <limits.h>
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<longlonglong>
action: /say long long long is too long for candide
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<lowlevel>
action: /say If everything remotely "low level" were to automatically become associated with C, ##C would be flooded with tonnes of irrelevant questions about assembly and hardware.
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<lvalue>
action: /say An lvalue is an expression that potentially designates an object. When its value is used, it is converted to the value stored in its deisgnated object. Only modifiable lvalues can be assigned to; these include non-const variables and pointer dereferences.
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<lysator>
action: http://www.lysator.liu.se/c/
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owner: twkm
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<macroargopt>
action: /say { #define ASSERT1(...) printf("[cond = %d]\n", __VA_ARGS__)\n #define ASSERT2(...) printf("[cond = %d, msg = %s]\n", __VA_ARGS__)\n #define ASSERTX(a, b, n, ...) n\n #define ASSERT(...) ASSERTX(__VA_ARGS__, ASSERT2(__VA_ARGS__), ASSERT1(__VA_ARGS__), 0)\n ASSERT(5, "hi"); ASSERT(42); }
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<main>
action: int main(int argc, char *argv[]); or int main(int argc, char **argv); or int main(void); or some other implementation-defined prototype; See also ''argc'' and ''argv''; the standard entry point to C programs
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<mainloop_io>
action: http://www.linuxjournal.com/article/8545
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<malloc>
action: /call dontcastmalloc
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<malloc(0)>
action: /say malloc(0) is implementation-defined. It could return either a null pointer or a non-null pointer that shouldn't be dereferenced.
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<mallocidiom>
action: /call mallocsizeof
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<mallocobj>
action: /say It's better to use the object instead of the type as argument to sizeof when allocating. int *p; p = malloc(sizeof *p); is preferable to p = malloc(sizeof (int)); because you can then later change p to long *p or some other type without having to worry about maintaining or forgetting to change the malloc.
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<mallocsizeof>
action: /say T *p = malloc(sizeof *p) is a much more robust idiom than T *p = malloc(sizeof (T)) because there is no chance of the sizeof (T) failing to match up with the T that was used to declare p. It's also more concise and easier to read.
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<malware>
action: /say For all your malware/spyware/ransomware needs, please join ##malware.
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<man-pages-posix>
action: If you are using OS that tries to be POSIX-compliant, or if such OS is target platform, use POSIX manpages: `emerge man-pages-posix` in Gentoo; `apt-get install manpages-posix manpages-posix-dev` in Debian or Ubuntu; in Windows download man-pages-posix from https://tinyurl.com/man-pages-posix or download the POSIX from http://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/download/
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<mantra>
action: /say mantra for ##c
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<manuals>
action: /say Manuals document the implementation-specific behaviors and properties that are associated with a given implementation. For learning C, it is instead recommended to consult with a C book or the C standard.
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<mathsucks>
action: http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=math
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<meaninglessinitializers>
action: /say Meaningless initializers are default initial values that act as a safety measure to avoid accessing uninitialized objects. This 'safety measure' doesn't fix your program and it severely reduces the capability to diagnose bugs. http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Meaningless_Initializers
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<mem>
action: a reserved function identifier prefix when followed by a lowercase letter
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<memory>
action: /say The structure of computer memory and how it is utilised is something with which all programmers should be familiar. See Drepper's paper: What Every Programmer Should Know About Memory: http://www.akkadia.org/drepper/cpumemory.pdf
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<meta>
action: /call foobar
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<metasyntactic>
action: /call foobar
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<mice>
action: /say You are as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
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<mingw-printf>
action: /say When using MinGW-w64 You should specify -D__USE_MINGW_ANSI_STDIO=1 for having a C99 compliant printf.
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<modernc>
action: /say 'Modern C' by Jens Gustedt (2017) is a free book that teaches C11. http://icube-icps.unistra.fr/index.php/File:ModernC.pdf
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<muldim>
action: http://c-faq.com/aryptr/dynmuldimary.html
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<my penis>
action: defined as unsigned char
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<n1256>
action: http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/WG14/www/docs/n1256.pdf
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<n1570>
action: /call c11
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<nacq>
action: /say Not a C question. Your question is not specific to the C programming language. Standard C does not know nor care about colors, mice, windows, keyboards, networks or any other system-specific things. Please tell us what OS, compiler, tools or libraries you are using/abusing; or find the appropriate channel.
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<nelemof>
action: a standard idiom for computing the number of elements in an array variable: #define nelemof(array) (sizeof array/sizeof *array)
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<newjargon>
action: http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2012/07/new-programming-jargon.html
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<newline>
action: /say \n represents an implementation-defined character value, which is translated to and from the system end-of-line character sequence when written to or read from a stream in text mode.
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<nod>
action: /code c11 puts("/me nods.");
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<notC>
action: /say That is not a C issue. This channel exists for discussion of the Standard C Language itself; not tools such as Makefiles, IDEs, compilers (see ##workingset for these things) or random libraries (including OS-specific ones such as POSIX or Windows; see ##posix or #winapi).
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<nothere>
action: /call notC
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<nullp>
action: /say Null pointers are pointer values that are guaranteed to compare equal to 0 and to other null pointers, and not to point at any object or function.
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<nullptr>
action: /call nullp
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<object>
action: /say An object is a region of data storage in the execution environment, the contents of which can represent values.
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<objectcgi>
action: See http://www.messners.com/objectcgi/objectcgi.html for a library to handle web CGI with C.
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<ocd>
action: /say Knock it off! There's an ongoing C discussion!
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<octet>
action: defined as as a quantity of eight bits, typically used to represent one ASCII character, a signed integer from -128 to 127 or an unsigned integer from 0 to 255. On most platforms used today a byte has the same size as an octet.
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<octett>
action: /call octet
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<offtopic>
action: /say For discussion not related to standard C, please go to ##c-offtopic. This includes, but is not limited to, discussion about non-standard libraries, operating systems, cats, video games, cars, chess, etc.
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<oneliner>
action: /say Code snippets that consist of a one-liner often lack context. It's better to post a code sample (to a paste site) that illustrates your question. It should be minimal and compilable.
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<onlinek&r2>
action: /say If you cannot/will not buy k&r2 go here at least, then quit pissing and moaning. http://publications.gbdirect.co.uk/c_book/
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<ooc>
action: /say Object-Oriented Programming With C: http://www.cs.rit.edu/~ats/books/ooc.pdf
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<opprecedence>
action: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operators_in_C_and_C%2B%2B#Operator_precedence
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<ops>
action: /say caze, Chris, dho, e, kate, noselasd, pragma-, Saparok, twkm, Wulf, Xgc and Zhivago are channel operators here.
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<order>
action: /say The Order Metalanguage for C Preprocessor Metaprogramming: https://github.com/rofl0r/order-pp
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<ordermatters>
action: /call compilerline
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<ot>
action: /call offtopic
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<p2s>
action: /say A pointer to a string is a pointer to its initial (lowest addressed) character. The length of a string is the number of bytes preceding the null character and the value of a string is the sequence of the values of the contained characters, in order.
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<p99>
action: /say Preprocessor macros and functions for C99 and C11: http://p99.gforge.inria.fr/
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<pants>
action: Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god.
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<parens>
action: /call paren
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<parsing>
action: http://www.ddj.com/cpp/196603535
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<passingarrays>
action: /say When an object with an array type is passed to a function it's being converted to a pointer to the first element of the array type. Given int arr[3]; the function call: func(arr); is the same as: func(&arr[0]); See http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Passing_Arrays
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<paste-lite>
action: /say Please paste a code sample that illustrates your question. It should be minimal and compilable.
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<pastetestcase>
action: /say http://i.imgur.com/1qZwa2V.jpg
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<peril>
action: http://www.pldaniels.com/c-of-peril/
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owner: twkm
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<perseverance>
action: /say In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance.
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<pgib:>
action: that a relatively new addition to
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<pikestyle>
action: /say Notes on Programming in C: http://doc.cat-v.org/bell_labs/pikestyle
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<pitfalls>
action: /say Common C mistakes: http://www.drpaulcarter.com/cs/common-c-errors.html
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<pointerfun>
action: /call binky
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<pointerops>
action: /say The * operator makes an object from a pointer value. The & operator makes a pointer value from an object.
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<pointers>
action: http://c-faq.com/ptrs/index.html
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<pointertoarray>
action: /say A pointer to an array type can be useful for dynamically allocating contiguous arrays of arrays (multidimensional arrays). It shouldn't be confused with a pointer to pointer. Code snippet: int (*arr)[4] = malloc(2 * sizeof *arr); arr[1][3] = 123;
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<pointertutorial>
action: http://pw1.netcom.com/~tjensen/ptr/pointers.htm
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<polyglot>
action: http://stchaz.free.fr/which_interpreter and http://ideology.com.au/polyglot/
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<port>
action: /say $arg[0] has been ported $arg[1:] (target platform id $digits$digits$digits$digits$digits)
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<port70>
action: /say HTML conversions of C standards: http://port70.net/~nsz/c/
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<portability>
action: very important: http://clc-wiki.net/wiki/C_community:comp.lang.c:Portability_attitude
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<posix>
action: /say POSIX is the Portable Operating System Interface, <http://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/>. ##posix exists; please consider taking your related questions there.
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<practice>
action: /say Practice makes perfect.
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<preccomma>
action: the sequence operator. It is also used to separate syntactic elements of: function arguments in a function call, declarators (in declarations of the same type), formal parameters in function declarations, enumeration elements, and initializers.
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<precedence>
action: the order the compiler uses to evaluate C expressions. See http://softkorner.wordpress.com/2011/09/21/precedence-of-c-operators/ for a table of operator precedence and associativity
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<prejudice>
action: /say There's little need to make generalizations about people who program with C. Some have interesting prejudices, others don't. In any case it will depend on the individual, and not the fact that they have a preference for a particular language.
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<previous>
action: /say No refunds.
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<printf%pchar*>
action: http://www.iso-9899.info/n1570.html#6.5.2.2p6
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last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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<printingerrors>
action: /say For printing error messages based on enums, see the following snippets: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Printing_Errors
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<procedure>
action: /say A procedure is a sequence of operations over time.
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<promotions>
action: /call conversions
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<protip>
action: http://wiki.erepublik.com/images/6/6a/Protip.jpg
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<prototype>
action: a function declaration that also includes types for the parameters.
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<pstd>
action: http://paste.pr0.tips/
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<purport>
action: /say $arg[0] has been purported $arg[1:] (rumor id $digits$digits$digits$digits$digits)
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<purpose>
action: /say The purpose of the standard is to provide an unambiguous and machine-independent definition of the language.
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<purr>
action: /code c11 puts("/me purrs softly.");
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<qsort>
action: / qsort() sorts an array of data, #include <stdlib.h>, void qsort(void *base, size_t nelems, size_t elsize, int (*compar)(const void *, const void *)); returns nothing, see http://www.iso-9899.info/man?qsort
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owner: twkm
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<quick>
action: /say Quick, somebody ask a C question!
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<quine>
action: #include <stdio.h> char *s = "#include <stdio.h> char *s = %c%s%c, c = '%c'; int main(void) { printf(s,c,s,c,c); return 0; }", c='"'; int main(void) { printf(s,c,s,c,c); return 0; }
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enabled: 1
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owner: dave0
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<quit>
action: /quit gone
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<quitme>
action: /quit
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<quut>
action: /say Some C history, literature and culture: http://www.quut.com/c/
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<ramblings-atoi>
action: /say http://ramblings.implicit.net/posts/2014/4/27/c-functions-that-should-be-avoided
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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owner: marchelzo_!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo/x-2669545
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type: text
<ramblings-cstring>
action: /say http://ramblings.implicit.net/posts/2014/4/27/c-has-no-string-type
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<ramblings-gets>
action: /say http://ramblings.implicit.net/posts/2014/4/27/c-functions-that-should-be-avoided
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<ramblings-ptrvsarray>
action: /say http://ramblings.implicit.net/posts/2014/4/19/the-confusion-between-pointers-and-arrays
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1445522922.31916
owner: marchelzo_!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo/x-2669545
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<ramblings-ptrvsint>
action: /say http://ramblings.implicit.net/posts/2014/4/20/pointers-are-not-integers
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<ramblings-scanf>
action: /say http://ramblings.implicit.net/posts/2014/5/4/c-functions-that-should-be-avoided-part-3-scanf
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1439689304.50927
owner: marchelzo_!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo/x-2669545
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 4
ref_user: marchelzo!~marchelzo@hlfxns016cw-156057132245.dhcp-dynamic.FibreOp.ns.bellaliant.net
type: text
<ramblings-stack>
action: /say http://ramblings.implicit.net/posts/2014/4/21/there-is-no-stack
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: cousteau
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owner: marchelzo_!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo/x-2669545
rate_limit: 15
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<ramblings-strncpy>
action: /say http://ramblings.implicit.net/posts/2014/5/2/c-functions-that-should-be-avoided-part-2
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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owner: marchelzo_!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo/x-2669545
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: kate!~kate@unaffiliated/kate
type: text
<ramblings-tias>
action: /say http://ramblings.implicit.net/posts/2014/4/20/c-is-not-a-try-it-and-see-language
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1436673864.85311
owner: marchelzo_!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo/x-2669545
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
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type: text
<ramblings-websites>
action: /say http://ramblings.implicit.net/posts/2014/5/3/do-not-trust-random-websites-about-c
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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owner: marchelzo_!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo/x-2669545
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type: text
<rand>
action: pseudo-random number generator, #include <stdlib.h>, int rand(void); returns the next number in the sequence in the range [0,RAND_MAX], see http://www.iso-9899.info/man?rand and http://www.azillionmonkeys.com/qed/random.html
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last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1496216356.83811
owner: twkm
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<randomkr>
action: /call $krexercises
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1443631520.26584
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<randomtesting>
action: /say Due to the nature of undefined/implementation-specific/unspecified behavior, testing random code is not a adequate way of determining if something really does work.
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last_referenced_in: fizzie
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ref_user: fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie
type: text
<reading-declarations>
action: http://www.antlr.org/wiki/display/CS652/How+To+Read+C+Declarations
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last_referenced_in: wlhlm
last_referenced_on: 1374271801.84975
owner: pragma-
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<realloc>
action: /say For common issues related to realloc, see http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Realloc
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516625598.71687
owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
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type: text
<recursion-vs-iteration>
action: http://benpfaff.org/writings/clc/recursion-vs-iteration.html
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last_referenced_in: wlhlm
last_referenced_on: 1374271247.4217
owner: pragma-
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<reesoo>
action: /say J. Rees on how object-oriented programming is defined: http://paulgraham.com/reesoo.html
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<reference>
action: http://www.acm.uiuc.edu/webmonkeys/book/c_guide/
created_on: 1104460727
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1515667222.9751
owner: twkm
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 39
ref_user: Xatenev!~Xatenev@business-90-187-21-89.pool2.vodafone-ip.de
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<referencedtype>
action: "a pointer type may be derived from a function type, an object type, or an incomplete type, called the referenced type. A pointer type describes an object whose value provides a reference to an entity of the referenced type. A pointer type derived from the referenced type T is sometimes called ``pointer to T''. The construction of a pointer type from a referenced type is called ``pointer type derivation''."
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<references>
action: /say C does not have pass-by-reference or "heavy" references like C++ or some other languages do. C does have a definition of references that is probably not what you want or need to know about, see: referencedtype
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last_referenced_in: latch
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owner: pragma_
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<regexp>
action: http://swtch.com/~rsc/regexp/regexp1.html
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owner: pragma_
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<register>
action: a storage-class specifier for an object that suggests that access for the object be as fast as possible. The extent to which the suggestion is effective is implementation defined. Whether or not addressable storage is actually used, the address of any part of an object declared with storage-class specifier register cannot be computed.
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owner: pragma_
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<registers>
action: /say If you have a question about accessing registers in C, please don't ask us. Standard C has no way of manipulating hardware registers. We don't know what compiler or platform you're using. You should be reading the documentation instead.
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owner: boris``
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type: text
<religion>
action: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Religion
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last_referenced_in: sickle
last_referenced_on: 1339709656.78944
owner: Baughn
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<remove_char_from_string>
action: while((ptr=strchr(str, 'w')))memmove(ptr,ptr+1,strlen(ptr));
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last_referenced_in: dave0
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owner: dave0
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<reset>
action: /say Days since our last accident: 0
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1499103754.78682
owner: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
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<resources>
action: http://www.lysator.liu.se/c/ - http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Web_resources - http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Books - See also: reference
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owner: pragma_
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<restrict>
action: a type qualifier, which may only be used with a pointer type, and which requires that objects referenced through such a pointer must be made through a single pointer value, i.e., no aliases / pointers into other parts of the object are allowed
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<rot13>
action: /code sh echo $@ | tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M
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<rot26>
action: /say $args
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<rotl3>
action: /say noob
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<roulеtte>
action: /kick $nick is a silly cheater.
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edited_on: 1496459324.32124
enabled: 1
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<rovlette>
action: /say $nick: *click*
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<rsize_t>
action: /say The type rsize_t is equivalent to the type size_t but with a runtime-constraint violation if the value is greater than RSIZE_MAX.
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<rtfb>
action: /say Read the @#&ing Book - Your primary guide for learning C should be a good book (see http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Books). You must not expect to become a proficient C programmer just from reading crappy online `tuts', staring at other people's code, and/or boring us to death by asking dozens of exceedingly trivial questions.
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owner: PoppaVic
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<runtime>
action: /say The greatest trick that C ever pulled was convince the world that it does not have a runtime.
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owner: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
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<s&w>
action: /say /When k&r fails, try http://www.smith-wesson.com/
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owner: ment
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<sallyanne>
action: /say The Sally-Anne test: https://outrunningthestorm.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/sallyanne.gif
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1511317633.3375
owner: kate!~kate@unaffiliated/kate
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<sauce>
action: /say I wrote a program in C that suggests recipes. One of them is a lasagne sauce. Should I make it sweet or spicy? It's written in C. Please.
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edited_by: edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk
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enabled: 1
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owner: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
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<scanf>
action: a function that can be unsafe and unproductive - "It's nearly impossible to do decent error recovery with scanf; usually it's far easier to read entire lines (with fgets or the like), then interpret them, either using sscanf or some other techniques." - See http://www.eskimo.com/~scs/C-faq/q12.20.html
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enabled: 1
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owner: Major-Willard
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<scanf_is_stupid>
action: /say It looks like the !scanf factoid was unsuccessful at convincing you not to use scanf(). scanf() isn't really that stupid, providing you know how to use it correctly. Chris Torek explains some problems with the way scanf() is commonly used and provides methods of solving those problems here: http://bytes.com/topic/c/answers/215517-warning-against-scanf#post840862
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owner: n00p
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type: text
<scanf_is_stupid_is_stupid>
action: /say Your mother!
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type: text
<schildt>
action: /say Please avoid Herbert Schildt's C books. See http://www.seebs.net/c/c_tcn4e.html and http://www.lysator.liu.se/c/schildt.html -- Other stuff to avoid: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Main_Page#Stuff_that_should_be_avoided
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owner: pragma_
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ref_user: dorp!~dorp@84.111.138.241
type: text
<scope>
action: /call global
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owner: pragma_
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ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<seed>
action: http://www.stanford.edu/~blp/writings/clc/random-seed.html
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enabled: 1
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owner: kate`
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type: text
<seqpoint>
action: http://c-faq.com/expr/seqpoints.html
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type: text
<sequencepoint>
action: /say Evaluation of an expression may produce side effects. At certain specified points in the execution sequence called sequence points, all side effects of previous evaluations shall be complete and no side effects of subsequent evaluations shall have taken place.
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owner: Wulf_
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<serialize>
action: packing structures, usually portably for later extraction: see man 3 xdr as well as http://tpl.sourceforge.net/ and http://www.leonerd.org.uk/code/libpack/
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owner: PoppaVic
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type: text
<sex>
action: /say Sex is allowed in ##C only on weekdays starting with 'U'.
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owner: pragma_
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type: text
<shh>
action: /say STFU $args
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<short>
action: a signed integer data type, at least 16 bits wide, which must be able to represent (at least) all the numbers in the range -32767 to +32767. Its lowest value, SHRT_MIN, and highest value, SHRT_MAX, are defined in <limits.h>
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<shuffle>
action: /say { srand(time(0)); int array[] = { 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 }, end = 10; while(end > 0) { int random = rand() % end; end--; int temp = array[end]; array[end] = array[random]; array[random] = temp; } for(int i = 0; i < 10; i++) printf("%d ", array[i]); }
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<simplifying>
action: /say Simplifying is something that should be /simple/. If it isn't then your code is needlessly complex; it often would actually be faster to remake that particular section from scratch.
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owner: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
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type: text
<sing>
action: /me sings: "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur~ Happy kitty! Sleepy kitty! Purr, purr, purr~"
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enabled: 1
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owner: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
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type: text
<sir>
action: /say All I ask is that you be a sir. Fancy mustaches, top hats, and monocles are scientifically proven to impress the ladies.
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enabled: 1
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owner: nitrix
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type: text
<sitestats>
action: http://www.iso-9899.info/webstats/
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enabled: 1
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owner: twkm
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<size_t>
action: an unsigned integer type which is the result type of the sizeof operator. A size_t variable can store the size of any object. C90: printf("%lu\n", (unsigned long)sizeof a); C99: printf("%zu\n", sizeof a);
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<sizeof>
action: /say The sizeof operator yields a size_t, that is the size (in bytes) of its operand, which may be an expression or the parenthesized name of a type. e.g. `sizeof expr` and `sizeof (int)`. That expression is not evaluated unless it is a variable-length array. sizeof does not have function call semantics; don't confuse people by writing it with function call syntax.
action_with_args: /call cc sizeof $args
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owner: prec
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type: text
<slang>
action: http://umumble.com/blogs/Programming/321/
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owner: pragma_
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<smallchild>
action: /say http://i.imgur.com/uqKRkxc.png
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<smarties>
action: http://www.torek.net/torek/c/index.html
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enabled: 1
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owner: twkm
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type: text
<smartq>
action: /say Learning how to effectively ask questions is beneficial for all. See http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
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owner: boru!~boru@unaffiliated/boru
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type: text
<snippets>
action: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Snippets
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owner: PoppaVic
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type: text
<so>
action: http://tldp.org/HOWTO/Program-Library-HOWTO/shared-libraries.html
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1516623666.03132
owner: Wulf
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ref_user: dongcarl!~dongcarl@c-73-202-219-157.hsd1.ca.comcast.net
type: text
<sometypes>
action: "char a[1]" "char a[2]" "int a" "void a" "void* a[6]"
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<sort>
action: /say $nick has been sorted (algorithm id $digits$digits$digits$digits$digits)
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enabled: 1
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type: text
<spam>
action: /call query
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owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<spiral>
action: The "Clockwise/Spiral Rule" is a technique for understanding C declarations. See http://c-faq.com/decl/spiral.anderson.html
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last_referenced_on: 1486956089.87782
owner: Draconx|Laptop
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type: text
<sscanf>
action: /say The sscanf function is similar to scanf, except that its input comes from a string instead of a stream. fgets is commonly used prior to sscanf to provide a simple approach which doesn't leave unmatched bytes on the stream, unlike scanf. Note that sscanf's and sprintf's format specifiers are not perfectly reflective, and that it is possible for fgets to fetch part of a line.
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owner: pragma_
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<ssize_t>
action: /say The ssize_t type is not a C standard type, it is part of POSIX. Its required range is [-1, 32767] and it's described as: "Used for a count of bytes or an error indication"
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1512715455.04568
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<stack>
action: /say C does not require implementations to use stacks or heaps. Please refer to the actually defined storage durations, which are four: allocated, automatic, thread and static.
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owner: guidj0s
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ref_user: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
type: text
<stacktrace>
action: http://www.tlug.org.za/wiki/index.php/Obtaining_a_stack_trace_in_C_upon_SIGSEGV
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owner: pragma_
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type: text
<standard>
action: C89/C90 draft: http://port70.net/~nsz/c/c89/c89-draft.html - C99 + TC1,2,3 working paper: http://open-std.org/JTC1/SC22/WG14/www/docs/n1256.pdf - C11 draft: http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/www/docs/n1570.pdf - Quick C library reference: http://goo.gl/n3TYMD - An explanation of all C standards: http://clc-wiki.net/wiki/The_C_Standard
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edited_by: edk!~edk@spy/edk0
edited_on: 1435278588.66322
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: jp
last_referenced_on: 1516605025.29683
owner: kate`
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type: text
<standards>
action: /call standard
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<static>
action: used if the function/variable should be limited to one source file, at translation unit scope; variables of this storage class are initialised to zero; variables of this storage class which are declared in functions maintain their value between calls to the function
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<std>
action: /say For a list of links to C standards, use the `standard` factoid; for citing the C99 standard, use `c99std`; for citing the C11 standard, use `c11std`
action_with_args: /say Standard C has no notion of '$args', so you must be talking about some specific OS, library, tool, implementation, architecture, et cetera. These are beyond the scope of this channel, which focuses on Standard C.
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owner: pragma-
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type: text
<std::>
action: C++, not C. Try #c++
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<stdarg>
action: interfaces for handling variable argument lists; #include <stdarg.h>; void va_start(va_list ap, arg); void va_copy(va_list dest, va_list src); type va_arg(va_list ap, type); void va_end(va_list ap); see http://www.iso-9899.info/man?stdarg
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owner: prec
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type: text
<stdc>
action: /call cstd
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owner: pragma_
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ref_user: Chris!sid107964@spy/chris
type: text
<stdcvim>
action: /call c99vim
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<stderr>
action: a FILE *, traditionally associated with file descriptor 2
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owner: Major-Willard
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type: text
<stdin>
action: a FILE *, traditionally associated with file descriptor 0, using fflush() with it is generally pointless
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owner: Major-Willard
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<stdinflush>
action: /say Will fflush(stdin) flush unread characters from the standard input stream? No! See http://www.c-faq.com/stdio/stdinflush.html and http://www.c-faq.com/stdio/stdinflush2.html
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<stdout>
action: a FILE *, traditionally associated with file descriptor 1
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enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<storage>
action: /call linkageandstorage
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1506068720.30771
owner: kate`
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 32
ref_user: spidernet!~spidernet@185.189.112.94
type: text
<str>
action: a reserved file-scope identifier prefix when followed by a lowercase letter
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1442477710.51726
owner: prec
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type: text
<strcat>
action: /say IT CAN ALL GO WRONG!
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma_
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type: text
<strchr>
action: evil
created_on: 1506952683.69782
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1507300808.25342
owner: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
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<strcpy>
action: /say IT CAN ALL GO WRONG!
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1496433820.80253
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
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<string>
action: /say A "string" is a contiguous sequence of characters terminated by and including the first null character; http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/String
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516857437.48818
owner: kate`
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type: text
<stringification>
action: /say C pre-processor stringification macros: http://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/cpp/Stringizing.html
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1513025514.68112
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1513958294.7167
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 8
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
type: text
<stringify>
action: /call stringification
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_on: 1330476098.48449
owner: pragma_
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<stringliteral>
action: /say The attempt to modify a string literal has undefined behavior; an array may be initialized by a string literal, modifying such an array is well-defined. char arr[] = "string";
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517097881.70187
owner: dorp!~dorp@84.111.138.241
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type: text
<stringptr>
action: /say A pointer to a string is a pointer to its initial (lowest addressed) character. See also: !string
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enabled: 1
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owner: n00p
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type: text
<strncpy>
action: http://c-faq.com/lib/strncpy.html and http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2005/01/07/348437.aspx
created_on: 1204705609
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dorp
last_referenced_on: 1512460731.62799
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 27
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type: text
<strtol>
action: /say The strtol() function converts a string to a long int value in a way that allows the caller to do meaningful error handling.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1500083898.68163
owner: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
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type: text
<struct>
action: used to define an abstract data type containing other (possibly nested) data types
created_on: 1104886362
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: jp
last_referenced_on: 1511690144.43728
owner: Major-Willard
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 76
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<structpacking>
action: /say The Lost Art of C Structure Packing: http://www.catb.org/esr/structure-packing/
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1485551297.14308
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<subroutine>
action: a generic definition for any segment of reusable code. see callback
created_on: 1427887694.80346
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: uuhimhere
last_referenced_on: 1427887702.50059
owner: uuhimhere!~uuhimhere@1.9.98.51
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type: text
<subtitles>
action: /say Enabling subtitles. Others should now be able to decipher your retarded language.
created_on: 1464128840.40121
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1497010545.46854
owner: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 11
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<support>
action: /say If you are looking for support for a particular piece of software, you are in the wrong place. This channel exists for C programmers and those aspiring to be C programmers -- it is not a general software support channel.
created_on: 1108943444
edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1428749730.36184
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1508953370.02951
owner: prec
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 46
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<survey>
action: /call poll
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: chris
last_referenced_on: 1510548202.62938
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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ref_count: 11
ref_user: Chris!sid107964@spy/chris
type: text
<sus>
action: /say The Single UNIX Specification - http://www.unix.org/single_unix_specification/
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: wlhlm
last_referenced_on: 1374272001.67192
owner: Wulf
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type: text
<svn>
action: evil
created_on: 1392240499.19229
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1392240524.03945
owner: zid`!zid@zid.0bit.org
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: zid`!zid@zid.0bit.org
type: text
<system-dependent>
action: /call doesntcare
created_on: 1199480739
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: jwillia3
type: text
<t&g>
action: The C Answer Book by Clovis L. Tondo and Scott E. Gimpel.
created_on: 1198330155
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: daowee
last_referenced_on: 1379822723.98538
owner: gamag
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ref_count: 3
ref_user: daowee!~daowee@m83-185-149-136.cust.tele2.se
type: text
<tautology>
action: /say Tautologies are things that are tautologous.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: wlhlm
last_referenced_on: 1374271458.6608
owner: Maxdamantus
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ref_count: 3
ref_user: wlhlm
type: text
<teachingmath>
action: http://www.personal.psu.edu/drg16/evolution%20of%20teaching%20math.pdf
created_on: 1336210893.55896
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: wlhlm
last_referenced_on: 1374271982.32456
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: wlhlm
type: text
<terminator>
action: http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/7959/stringliteralgg3.png
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enabled: 1
owner: Cin
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<ternary>
action: /say ?: is called the conditional operator. Some clueless noobs refer to it as the ternary operator. This is not its name. While it is currently the only operator in C that takes three operands, this may not always be the case. It's still just a description of it, not its name. It's called the conditional operator!
created_on: 1492547463.91591
edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1492547503.24763
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1492547472.05517
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<terrible>
action: /say Programing is terrible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csyL9EC0S0c
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1395791629.27031
owner: kate`!~kate@unaffiliated/kate/x-0000001
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: rob``!~rob@gtng-4db0456a.pool.mediaWays.net
type: text
<testcaseorgtfo>
action: /say http://i.imgur.com/1qZwa2V.jpg
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1514600529.64826
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 7
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<testing>
action: /say C unit testing frameworks: http://check.sourceforge.net and https://github.com/Tuplanolla/cheat
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dorp
last_referenced_on: 1497007367.54896
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 6
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
type: text
<therule>
action: /say The Rule, as Chris Torek calls it, is outdated, wrong and mostly useless. If you want to read it anyway, it says: "In a value context, an object of type "array N of T" (for suitable size N and element type T) becomes a value of type "pointer to T", pointing to the first element of that array, i.e., the one with subscript 0." http://web.torek.net/torek/c/pa.html
created_on: 1295884125.80932
edited_by: edk!~edk@spy/edk0
edited_on: 1441696508.08881
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1492294264.89865
owner: ouah
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 48
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<threestar>
action: /call 3star
created_on: 1456323930.37776
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: brabo
last_referenced_on: 1496746483.3721
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: brabo!~brabo@globalshellz/owner/brabo
type: text
<tias>
action: /say "Try It And See" may work in other languages, but not in C due to the nature of undefined behavior/unportable code. Such coding-by-experimentation often leads to situations such as "But it worked fine earlier!" and/or "But it worked on my machine!". https://goo.gl/jPWRA9
created_on: 1228985071
edited_by: marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo
edited_on: 1481502828.75287
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1515746965.02644
owner: Spark
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 257
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
type: text
<tias-lite>
action: /say "Try It And See" may work in other languages, but not in C due to the nature of undefined behavior/unportable code. https://goo.gl/jPWRA9
created_on: 1497739094.1416
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517156822.69812
owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 16
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
type: text
<timezone>
action: none of my concern
created_on: 1321158051.60361
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1500114007.571
owner: Skapare
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: qwename_!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<to>
action: a reserved function identifier prefix when followed by a lowercase letter
created_on: 1104400219
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1517014198.51007
owner: prec
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 22
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<top10>
action: /say Top 10 beginner mistakes: http://www.andromeda.com/people/ddyer/topten.html (Bonus: find the mistakes within the mistakes!)
created_on: 1193812563
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1503299031.79612
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 35
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<translation>
action: /call tu
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1496638652.68291
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: aberon!~anonnumbe@unaffiliated/anonnumberanon
type: text
<translation-unit>
action: /call tu
created_on: 1345338493.90964
enabled: 1
last_referenced_on: 1346790067.90837
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: Tuplanolla
type: text
<transport>
action: /say $arg[0] has been transported $arg[1:] (container id $digits$digits$digits$digits$digits)
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516996168.37882
owner: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 10
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<tricky>
action: /say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-O5IHVhWj0
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516228150.65927
owner: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 4
ref_user: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
type: text
<trie>
action: http://www.cs.bu.edu/teaching/c/tree/trie/
created_on: 1205343145
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1471221211.85069
owner: PoppaVic
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: eyepatch!6cd60cfa@gateway/web/freenode/ip.108.214.12.250
type: text
<trigraph>
action: a three character sequence beginning with two question marks, intended to make using C possible on systems where the usual punctuators are missing, typically from keyboards. these sequence is replaced during phase 1 of translation and takes place even within quoted strings.
created_on: 1104552373
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1456898626.44593
owner: twkm
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 5
ref_user: masoudd!~masoudd@5.116.128.50
type: text
<truth>
action: http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~evans/cs655/readings/ewd498.html
created_on: 1189455615
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pragma-
last_referenced_on: 1517191274.89248
owner: PoppaVic
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 17
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type: text
<tu>
action: /say A source file together with all the headers and source files included is known as a preprocessing translation unit . After preprocessing, a preprocessing translation unit is called a translation unit. The separate translation units of a program communicate by (for example) calls to functions whose identifiers have external linkage, manipulation of objects whose identifiers have external linkage, or manipulation of data files.
created_on: 1345338450.31284
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516253203.84792
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 20
ref_user: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
type: text
<tutorial>
action: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Web_resources#Getting_Started
created_on: 1108597292
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1513019516.04312
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 56
ref_user: cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau
type: text
<tuts>
action: /say Almost every "tutorial" on the web is written by a person who does not know C well. Would you learn C from such a person? Obtain a good C book (see ,books) and read it.
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1376081559.94274
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1509201255.48588
owner: Jafet
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 29
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
type: text
<typedef>
action: /say Blindly typedefing all structs "just because" is one of the greatest abuses of typedefs in C -- don't do this. Only typedef structs when they are supposed to be opaque types that are manipulated strictly via accessor/mutator functions. Never use typedef to create a pointer type.
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1383136647.79051
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516854832.51539
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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ref_count: 82
ref_user: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
type: text
<typedeffunction>
action: /say You can typedef a function type which is not a pointer type. Snippet: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Typedef_Function_Type
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516914615.52399
owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 11
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
type: text
<typedefs>
action: http://yarchive.net/comp/linux/typedefs.html
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enabled: 1
owner: latch!~latch@unaffiliated/latch
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
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type: text
<types>
action: http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/power/library/pa-ctypes3/ -- http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/views/power/libraryview.jsp?search_by=everything+you+ever+wanted+to+know+about+C+types
created_on: 1289629005.77406
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: retr0id
last_referenced_on: 1484742365.04626
owner: PoppaVic
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 9
ref_user: Retr0id!~null@host86-177-223-109.range86-177.btcentralplus.com
type: text
<uaf>
action: /say Referencing memory after it has been freed can cause a program to crash, use unexpected values, or execute code.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1514514911.67309
owner: pentester_!~pentester@unaffiliated/pentester
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ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<underhanded>
action: /say The Underhanded C Contest: http://underhanded.xcott.com/
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<unicode-compression>
action: http://unicode.org/reports/tr6/
created_on: 1343964247.31064
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: wlhlm
last_referenced_on: 1374271842.40347
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
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type: text
<union>
action: used to define an abstract data type whose members occupy the same memory
created_on: 1104886538
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: mujjingun
last_referenced_on: 1511377169.33748
owner: Major-Willard
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 21
ref_user: mujjingun!uid228218@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid228218
type: text
<unsigned>
action: a qualifier for integer data types, which renders them incapable of representing negative numbers but increases the number of positive values they can represent.
created_on: 1104595343
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1507782136.6455
owner: infobahn
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 29
ref_user: jcarpenter2!~rofl@c-73-65-112-208.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
type: text
<uselessuseofbot>
action: /say Dedicated to izabera
created_on: 1419364478.47253
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1419364485.89079
owner: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<utf8-everywhere>
action: http://www.utf8everywhere.org/
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: wlhlm
last_referenced_on: 1374271827.44467
owner: pragma-
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type: text
<valgrind>
action: /say Valgrind can detect many memory management and threading bugs under Linux or OS X (no Windows support). http://valgrind.org/
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1515886769.29668
owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<vla>
action: a variable length array: an array data structure of automatic storage duration whose length is determined at run time (instead of at compile time). Example: void foo(int n) { float arr[n]; }
created_on: 1241436478
edited_by: marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo
edited_on: 1476299106.80741
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1515755397.34085
owner: Wulf_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 40
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
type: text
<voidmain>
action: main returns an int, void main() is for dummies
created_on: 1104875507
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: cousteau
last_referenced_on: 1358177148.34447
owner: twkm
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 11
ref_user: cousteau
type: text
<volatile>
action: /say A volatile-qualified object may be modified in ways unknown to the implementation or have other unknown side effects when accessed. Actions on such objects shall not be `optimized out` by an implementation or reordered except as permitted by the rules for evaluating expressions.
created_on: 1392434451.93921
edited_by: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
edited_on: 1392435590.99348
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dave0
last_referenced_on: 1514084503.75822
owner: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 6
ref_user: dave0!~dave@168.215.dsl.syd.iprimus.net.au
type: text
<votekick>
action: /say $nick: No.
created_on: 1440522891.09036
edited_by: edk!~edk@spy/edk0
edited_on: 1440523076.63991
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1505571788.19903
owner: edk!~edk@spy/edk0
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 14
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<warnings>
action: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/WarningFlags
created_on: 1173671019
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1433956300.20958
owner: Baughn
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 155
ref_user: Chris!~chris@spy/chris
type: text
<wcs>
action: a reserved function identifier prefix when followed by a lowercase letter
created_on: 1104399769
enabled: 1
owner: prec
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: Saparok
type: text
<wcsftime>
action: convert date and time to wide string, #include <wchar.h>, size_t wcsftime(wchar_t *ws, size_t maxlen, const wchar_t *format, const struct tm *timeptr); returns NULL if the conversion would succeed within maxlen wide characters otherwise the number of codes stored excluding the terminating null wide character, see http://www.iso-9899.info/man?wcsftime
created_on: 1104393957
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: sacho
last_referenced_on: 1403492960.6781
owner: twkm
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: sacho!~hecatonic@176-12-62-113.pon.spectrumnet.bg
type: text
<wcsrtombs>
action: convert wide character string to (narrow) character string (restartable), #include <wchar.h>, size_t wcsrtombs(char *s, const wchar_t **ws, size_t len, mbstate_t *ps); returns (size_t)-1 and stores EILSEQ in errno if a wide character is encountered that cannot be converted otherwise the number of bytes in the resulting sequence not including the terminating null character, see http://www.iso-9899.info/man?wcsrtombs
created_on: 1104395426
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1406271214.76293
owner: twkm
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter
type: text
<webdiagnostics>
action: /say You shouldn't rely on the diagnostics (errors/warnings) capabilities of web compilers. See diagnostics
created_on: 1497611114.70982
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516927429.50927
owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 7
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
type: text
<websites>
action: /say Do not trust random websites about C. See https://goo.gl/u3WCYx
created_on: 1498304499.07609
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517088356.99323
owner: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 8
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
type: text
<wg14>
action: /say http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/
created_on: 1104460837
edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1509445842.54078
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1509445849.6522
owner: twkm
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 5
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<whoisyourmaster>
action: hi
created_on: 1485591153.34748
edited_by: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
edited_on: 1504603915.47504
effective-level: 20
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1514367218.36147
locked: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 23
ref_user: maiko!~cr1t1cal@unaffiliated/cr1t1cal
type: text
<whynot>
action: /say The why not series: http://www.db.net/~db/why_not_series.html
created_on: 1297676655.55852
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1365471911.45507
owner: carcat
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 5
ref_user: pragma-
type: text
<whynotrealloc>
action: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Why_not_realloc
created_on: 1254955396
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1499172589.4035
owner: Chris
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 52
ref_user: Jupelius!jupelius@xen.ihme.org
type: text
<wiki>
action: /say http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Main_Page
created_on: 1515928494.4091
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1515928499.52337
owner: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<willyoumarryme>
action: /say Sorry, I'm already married to geordi from ##c++.
created_on: 1511155655.95832
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dansan
last_referenced_on: 1516838181.63921
owner: dansan!~daniel@2600:1700:be30:d00::49
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: dansan!~daniel@2600:1700:be30:d00::49
type: text
<winsock>
action: http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms740673%28v=vs.85%29.aspx
created_on: 1296827238.89673
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1296827241.10531
owner: Wulf
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: Wulf
type: text
<workingset>
action: /call toolchain
created_on: 1442509527.0591
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516534439.29618
owner: edk!~edk@spy/edk0
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 14
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
type: text
<worksforme>
action: /say It works. I tested it, it works. (2 days later...) Shit, it doesn't work on my professor's machine, why?
created_on: 1474479415.16725
enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<x>
action: /say The X is stupid problem: You want to do X, but don't know how. Therefore, X is stupid.
created_on: 1410157333.66139
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1508118142.46626
noembed: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 19
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<x->y>
action: syntactic sugar for (*x).y
created_on: 1108845393
edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1381645285.65968
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1381645101.82079
owner: prec
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
type: text
<x[y]>
action: syntactic sugar for *(x + y)
created_on: 1106283927
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1514407506.30315
owner: prec
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 57
ref_user: cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau
type: text
<x[y][z]>
action: syntactic sugar for *(*(x + y) + z)
created_on: 1268438822
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1505558092.81035
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 10
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<xkcd>
action: http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.de/ and http://xkcd-sucks.blogspot.de/
created_on: 1420308313.76694
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1500083905.28415
owner: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera
type: text
<xz>
action: /say The XZ problem: You want to type XY but you forgot that you are typing on an unusual keyboard where the Z and Y keys are swapped for some reason.
created_on: 1485437059.73347
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: cousteau
last_referenced_on: 1494334280.03234
owner: atk!~Arch-TK@fsf/member/Arch-TK
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau
type: text
<yru>
action: y, r, and u are very convenient shorthands for why, are, and you. their use in this channel is highly encouraged.
created_on: 1489612051.55235
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1489612057.12552
owner: mzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: mzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo
type: text
<|>
action: the bitwise inclusive OR binary operator
created_on: 1104595595
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1484408368.23468
owner: Major-Willard
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 12
ref_user: cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau
type: text
<|=>
action: the bitwise inclusive-OR assignment operator. The expression (x |= y) is equivalent to (x = x | y) except that the expression x is evaluated only once.
created_on: 1107898467
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pragma-
last_referenced_on: 1375124473.98624
owner: prec
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 14
ref_user: pragma-
type: text
<||>
action: the McCarthy logical-or binary operator
created_on: 1106515400
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1484408375.77078
owner: Major-Willard
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 16
ref_user: cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau
type: text
<}>
action: used to terminate a block
created_on: 1106528206
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dndn1011
last_referenced_on: 1511449644.07731
owner: Major-Willard
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 16
ref_user: dndn1011!~dino@2001:983:5fee:1:659b:fafb:3421:25d1
type: text
<~>
action: the bitwise NOT unary operator
created_on: 1104602592
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: cousteau
last_referenced_on: 1406300510.79935
owner: Major-Willard
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 15
ref_user: cousteau!~cousteau@138.100.74.81
type: text
[##c++]
<cppqref>
action: /say C++ quick reference: http://www.sourcepole.com/sources/programming/cpp/cppqref.html
created_on: 1350619395.84941
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: edk
last_referenced_on: 1414890433.88987
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk
type: text
[##c-offtopic]
<!!>
action: /say lol o no
created_on: 1505333613.06699
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1508960892.9326
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
</>
action: test
created_on: 1504576913.26813
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504602042.30127
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<9000%>
action: the maximum possible ratio in gogenhiemian arithmetic, (the % symbol is not to be confused with the inheimusist usage of it) (See Also: heimus, gogenheimian-arithmetic, gogenheima)
created_on: 1504578244.3821
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1515888753.2796
owner: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<@>
action: mthowe's glorious Goog poop hat
created_on: 1504515313.69566
edited_by: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1504515439.88062
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504515316.89937
owner: mthowe!~morganh@unaffiliated/mthowe
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: mthowe!~morganh@unaffiliated/mthowe
type: text
<AH>
action: Googenheimese history: after the birth of Heimus. (See Also: bh, heimus)
created_on: 1504546283.78688
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504547912.89839
owner: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<B.H.>
action: before the birth of heimus
created_on: 1504543598.04516
enabled: 1
owner: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<BH>
action: before the birth of heimus. (See Also: heimus, googenheima, ah)
created_on: 1504543685.98185
edited_by: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
edited_on: 1504546354.30707
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504577696.35357
owner: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 4
ref_user: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
type: text
<Gasdugapoo>
action: Googenheimese: The rape festival in Googenheim (which follows the reap festival which nobody really cares much about), a daily festival.
created_on: 1504433854.81405
edited_by: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
edited_on: 1504534344.23543
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504534217.28483
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<Googenheim-info>
action: The Kingdom of Googenheim, land of people with mental faculties that understand nuance. The national animal is a donkey. National bird is a pterodactyl. The flag is a palm applied to a face, with an Ekto-Kooler-green background.
created_on: 1504534708.54143
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504911660.78169
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<Heimus>
action: 1) The founder of heimusism: Heimus of Kanivro, the man who brought the masses out of darkness and into the light, he first gathered people of kanivro near its Highest mountain and brought with him all of their false idols, he threw them one by one from its highest point while kanivro's wise were yelling at him, Truncated: See Heimus-2
created_on: 1504541278.52888
edited_by: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
edited_on: 1504581499.32015
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504750739.01945
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 11
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type: text
<Heimus-2>
action: he threw 5000 thousand idols and all of them collapsed except 6 of them, proving by experiement that they are the only true ones, some inheimusist skeptics noted that they were made of bronze while the rest were of stone and mortar 2) (slang, offensive) vagina. (See Also: heimus, heimusism, battle-of-idj, xinophro, anti-heimus)
created_on: 1504580884.5009
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504581521.23815
owner: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
type: text
<Heimusism>
action: Googenheimese: The zerosturugi religion of Googenheim which worships Heimus and his 93rd coming. 97.6% of Googenheimers are Heimusians (See also: babble, battle-of-idj, Sojiwar)
created_on: 1504542897.19125
edited_by: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
edited_on: 1504543044.15137
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504549073.0653
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 4
ref_user: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
type: text
<Picard>
action: Googenheimese: a penis
created_on: 1504540859.21881
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1509732968.1883
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 4
ref_user: kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802
type: text
<Richard_Cavell>
action: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Bots/Requests_for_approval/RichardcavellBot
created_on: 1502211957.03722
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503594483.85427
owner: caze!~caze@unaffiliated/caze
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: caze!~caze@2607:f2f8:a678::
type: text
<Sojiwar>
action: Googenheimese: the Lord High Commander of the armies of Idjify. Reputed to have fallen in battle against Heimus at The Battle of Idj (See also: battle-of-idj, heimus)
created_on: 1504542260.29386
edited_by: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
edited_on: 1504542336.14794
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504577779.7394
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<Tard-Zero>
action: Googenheimese: 1) Berkeley 2) (colloquial) the movie 12 monkeys
created_on: 1504533550.03333
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504547571.9802
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<Tardscape>
action: Googenheimese: Earth
created_on: 1504532920.23704
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504547709.23335
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<[|:^(|)>
action: /say *<:O()
created_on: 1503538792.64027
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1503623637.96519
owner: Tires!~Tires@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 4
ref_user: Tires!~Tires@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com
type: text
<__kneads>
action: /call __boop| {\me}
created_on: 1515786659.45674
edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1515786672.63469
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1515786790.01722
owner: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 10
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<a1>
action: $b1
created_on: 1503488502.47686
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: [\
last_referenced_on: 1511166436.50008
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: [\!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<action_with_args>
action: "okay now what?"
created_on: 1503808093.43854
enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<age-of-enlightenment>
action: Googenheimese: The period of peace and stability following the coming of Heimus and the Battle of Idj. Ended with the The Great Tarding.
created_on: 1504541497.3303
edited_by: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
edited_on: 1504580859.55171
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504580445.41263
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<alptk>
action: /code c11 printf("/me kicks alyptik");
created_on: 1505074439.06415
edited_by: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1505514974.67545
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1505514978.39316
owner: kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 4
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<amirite>
action: /say $nick: yaurite
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<anti-heimus>
action: A man who comes at the end of time after the 92nd return of heimus, according to scripture: "the fools confuse him for Me and follow him, damned they are and death is what they recieve", only true believers who follow heimus's teachings by heart avoid him. (See Also: heimus, heimuism, gargarian, gargorio)
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<aot>
action: /call factalias ##c-offtopic $args
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<asdf>
action: lol
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<ask>
action: /call talk
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<atk>
action: old man stuck in a small polish looser boy
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<atkick>
action: /call kick atk
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<b1>
action: $c1
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<babble>
action: Googenheimese: The Holy Book of the zerosturugi religion of Googenheim, Heimusism, which tells the tales of Heimus and his battles against tardery.
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<baterfk>
action: Googenheimese: when your butt hurts from sitting on concrete for too long.
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<battle-of-idj>
action: The battle between Heimus and the Dumigod Sojiwar. Both are reputed to have fallen in battle, but no reliable account is available as everyone within the distance of existence immediately became retarded. A national holiday in Googenheim, which follows Gasdugapoo on the 29th of every month except February.
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<battle-of-nabla>
action: Googenheimese: the first battle of the Heimusism age, it occurred in 32 A.H. where everyone didn't feel like fighting but died anyway. The name is derived from one soldier's account of asking his squad leader "Should we charge?" to which he replied "Nah, blah." before they were all run down and killed by Heimus and The Chosen Ones.
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<braincapacity>
action: /code python3 import sys\nimport statistics\nword = sys.argv[1]\nPI=3.14\ndata= [ ord(i) for i in word.lower() ]\nprint ( '{:.2f} %'.format( (statistics.mean(data)+PI/statistics.stdev(data)*100 )%100) )
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<brainpower>
action: /code python3 import sys\nimport statistics\nvar1=1977.91\nvar2=39.13\nword=sys.argv[1] if (len(sys.argv[1])>1) else sys.argv[1]+'fk'\ndata= [ ord(i) for i in word.lower() ]\nprint ( '{:.2f} %'.format( (((statistics.mean(data)*var1) / (statistics.stdev(data)+var2)) *40) %99 ) )
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<brakes>
action: The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands.
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<breaf>
action: /say 🍁 *pantpantpant* KANUTO BUREEFU 🍁
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<c,>
action: /say :C
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<c1>
action: lol
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<cake>
action: /me bakes a $cake_type cake for $args
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<check_cpu_flags>
action: /say ,bash `which gcc` -c -Q -march=native --help=target
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{: /bin/bash `which gcc` -c -Q -march=native --help=target; }
<chk>
action: blah blah
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<coffee2>
action: { return "/me pours a $sizes cup of Mississippi mud for @args" if "$no_coffee_for_you" =~ /$nick/i or grep { "$no_coffee_for_you" =~ /$_/i } @args; return "/call fact global coffee @args"; }
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<common-tongue>
action: Googenheimese: the language spoken by the people of several countries in Tardscape prior to "The Great Tarding" (See also: the-great-tarding, tardscape)
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<ddf>
action: blabla
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<deksu>
action: a word in Googenheimese, deksu 1: a dick, deksu 2: short for a person named dekuchard.
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<dekuree>
action: Googenheimese: to speak, to say something
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<delete>
action: /call forget
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<dfjaf>
action: /call voteresults
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<donkeyin>
action: /say internet donkey arrived
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<donkeyout>
action: /say internet donkey left
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<dreams>
action: Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out.
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<echobs>
action: { "/say @args" }
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<ejdhsga>
action: Googenheimese: trihapsu school in Googenheim
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<ejdhsi>
action: Googenheimese: Secondmostu school in the Kingdom of Googenheim
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<equipment>
action: /code sh cat 'equipment/$nick'
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<eww>
action: /code python import sys\nfor arg in reversed(sys.argv):\n print(arg)
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<exception>
action: /me throws a new $args exception.
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edited_on: 1505245921.62124
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
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<facism>
action: Googenheimese: Anyone who says something one doesn't agree with while having a face. (See also: scolflak)
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<ff>
action: /code perl print "/say arglen: $arglen"
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<foremostu>
action: Googenheimese: 1) something that comes prior to secondmostu, but after zerosturugi 2) a female name 3) a phrase yelled by gophers
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<fukaith>
action: Googenheimese: faith, belief in a higher being or deity
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<furget>
action: /call forget
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<fx>
action: foo is bar
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1504082715.8953
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<gargarian>
action: a word in Googenheimese, 1: people without culture or education, they often eat their dead's feces. 2: people who don't believe in Heimus's teachings. (See Also: gargorio, heimus)
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edited_by: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1504548490.01179
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<gargorio>
action: A philosopher who lived in the 700s B.H. the only known idea by him is that "Knowledge is artificial, man has to unlearn everything in order to truly become an animal", the rest of his ideas are unknown because he unlearned them, it is said that he ate himself to death. "gargarians" are named for him (See also: gargarian, penovia, BH)
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last_referenced_on: 1504549488.36574
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<geinus>
action: /call brainpower
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owner: kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802
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<getcher()>
action: /say I GOT YOU BABE
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last_referenced_on: 1504540241.40656
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<gitbook>
action: /say https://git-scm.com/book
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<gogenheim>
action: /say our fearess reader mthowe- dorothu dekuree grammaro itsu foremostu of konkernsu ino the Goog
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<gogenheimian-arithmetic>
action: the branch of knowledge that was the foundation of all inheimusist science and technology, it introuduced the modern day operators [ + | - | * | / ], it uses base 9000 for all ratios, but no real number can be more than 2, because of the belif that all things are one, eg. (1+1= 1.5, 1+2=1.66, 1+3=1.75) (See Also: heimus, 9000%, gogenheiam)
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<googenheima>
action: The googenheimese civilization, see also: heimus, battle-of-idj, xinophro .
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<hay>
action: /say Hey there $nick
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<hold>
action: /kneads $args
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<incompeton>
action: Googenheimese: 1) visiting Compton 2) dumb 3) (slang) being in a neighborhood where the likelihood of mugging exceeds 74%
created_on: 1504532741.7465
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504575971.74048
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
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<inheimusist>
action: Googenheimese: 1: an infidel (a non believer in Heimus). (See Also: heimusism, heimus, googenheima)
created_on: 1504547402.73045
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504548779.85531
owner: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
type: text
<intrigue>
action: intriguing
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504778642.66526
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 5
ref_user: mthowe!~morganh@unaffiliated/mthowe
type: text
<izabaracoin>
action: /say cha-ching
created_on: 1503624769.4746
enabled: 1
owner: Tires!~Tires@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
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<j2>
action: /code perl print "/say "; print join " ",map{s/l/r/gri}map{s/th(?=[\Q !,.?\E])/thuru/gr}map{s/(?<=[aeiou])s(?=[\Q!,.?\E])/tsu/gr}map{s/g?(h+)(?=[\Q!,.?\E])/$1uro/gr}map{s/l+(?=[ \Q!,.?\E])/rru/gr}map{s/l(?=[^ \Q!,.?\E])/r/gr}map{s/(?<![ \Q!?,.\Eaeiouy])([srpgt]+)(?=[ \Q.!?,\E])/u/gr}map{s/(?<=[\Q!?,.\Eaeiouy])([dzmtnr]+)(?=[ \Q.!?,\E])/o/gr}map{s/c+([ee])/kush/gr}map{s/c+([aeiou])/k/gr} @args
created_on: 1505051110.31329
edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1505256032.74111
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1513477812.44181
owner: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 55
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<jjj>
action: /code perl print "hi"
created_on: 1505255026.39355
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1505255028.61419
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<jpick>
action: /call atkick
created_on: 1515929470.63959
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1515929475.84885
owner: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<kanivro>
action: The town Heimus was born in, many people moved to it when they learned about his teachings.
created_on: 1504577859.95245
enabled: 1
owner: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<kcik>
action: /call kick
created_on: 1503533726.96992
edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1503534116.82416
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516994737.81177
owner: kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 26
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<kickatk>
action: /kick atk
created_on: 1515944975.5119
edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1515945773.52611
effective-level: 20
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1517072222.24839
locked: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 21
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<kickjp>
action: /kick jp
created_on: 1515944996.75814
edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1515945777.32226
effective-level: 20
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1517091609.95887
locked: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 17
ref_user: sjohnson!~sjohnson@cow.sj.rfc1459.net
type: text
<kickk>
action: /kick k
created_on: 1517068502.11565
effective-level: 20
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1517072218.89465
locked: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
type: text
<kickvl>
action: /kick VLetrmx
created_on: 1515945038.71862
edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1515945767.22503
effective-level: 20
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516537808.56043
locked: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 7
ref_user: VLetrmx!~VLetrmx@unaffiliated/vletrmx
type: text
<konkernsu>
action: Googenheimese: concern (pl. konkernsuru)
created_on: 1504534803.37205
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504544897.15399
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<lambdish>
action: Googenheimese: 1) blue collar. unable to track memory allocations. generally noobish (See also: millenial) 2) (slang) a dish, usually containing bean sprouts, as spoken by people who can't use the space bar 3) a broken satellite dish (Archaic)
created_on: 1504537934.48512
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504577634.45106
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<logmein>
action: /call login iamgay
created_on: 1515940074.51696
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1517067195.24393
owner: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 6
ref_user: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
type: text
<lol>
action: fat emo cocknana
created_on: 1506712179.63617
edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1515799175.67922
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1517094454.56069
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 7
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<lol123>
action: lol
created_on: 1503972962.799
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: hello71
last_referenced_on: 1506460681.21581
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 99
ref_count: 1
ref_user: Hello71!Hello71@wikipedia/Hello71
type: text
<millenial>
action: Googenheimese: an unemployed person who hates themself, thinks Pokémon is cool, and can't track memory allocations
created_on: 1504533668.93665
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504561375.64999
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802
type: text
<moins>
action: Googenheimese: people who have the reproductive organs of one gender but insist on being referred to as the other gender for which their parts are not in agreement. (Archaic, Bookish)
created_on: 1504532493.7001
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504580128.43796
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<new456>
action: abc
created_on: 1504577102.63713
enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<o/>
action: /say \o
created_on: 1504132057.85893
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1506135804.74929
owner: Tires!~Tires@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 8
ref_user: Tires!~Tires@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com
type: text
<offer-coffee>
action: /me prepares cheap instant coffee in a plastic disposable cup for $args
created_on: 1505697251.07241
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1507516218.54039
owner: lambda443_null!~lambda443@unaffiliated/lambda443
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 8
ref_user: lambda443!~lambda443@unaffiliated/lambda443
type: text
<oopdisaster>
action: /say http://www.smashcompany.com/technology/object-oriented-programming-is-an-expensive-disaster-which-must-end
created_on: 1497441033.55671
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1503537857.11162
owner: atk!~Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: Tires!~Tires@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com
type: text
<order>
action: alphabetical
created_on: 1504260034.06541
edited_by: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
edited_on: 1504421478.91482
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504421393.06175
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<origins>
action: /call source
created_on: 1503540832.70962
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1503626100.92931
owner: Tires!~Tires@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: Tires!~Tires@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com
type: text
<orp>
action: {system("find / -name '*fact*' >./facts")}
created_on: 1504488495.01069
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504524233.20388
owner: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<pants>
action: Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god.
created_on: 1516838415.6957
enabled: 1
owner: dansan!~daniel@2600:1700:be30:d00::49
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<penovia>
action: a small inheimusist gargarian tribe that kill every 4th child they recieve, it is said that they worship 1.5 gods (read one and a half) because they believe one of their gods had a congenital disorder , they are known for their atrocities against towns neighbouring them.
created_on: 1504543181.64803
edited_by: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
edited_on: 1504547499.79753
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1510616195.87138
owner: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 4
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<penovian>
action: penovian: singular of a member of the penovia tribe.
created_on: 1504543164.77512
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504543424.81975
owner: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: lambda443!~lmb@188.48.124.241
type: text
<poo>
action: /say poo is safe
created_on: 1504393560.94807
edited_by: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1504393623.94523
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1511882400.31348
owner: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: joooo!~user@117.213.254.254
type: text
<poop>
action: good
created_on: 1504339998.07191
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516575320.49233
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 21
ref_user: siiky!~siiky@bl6-174-56.dsl.telepac.pt
type: text
<potato>
action: /say popato
created_on: 1504424352.27574
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516722491.10412
owner: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: mnrmnaugh!~mnrmnaugh@unaffiliated/mnrmnaugh
type: text
<progma>
action: 03:10 < iptie> I believe you are progma.
created_on: 1503719205.88929
edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1512514389.64871
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516827896.68244
owner: dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 32
ref_user: Tires!~Tires@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com
type: text
<pwjp>
action: atkisgay
created_on: 1515931293.26766
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1515939693.69825
owner: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<randomboringfactoid>
action: /say This is a random boring factoid. Nothing to see here.
created_on: 1504043057.5485
enabled: 1
excitingsecretstuff: WOW YOU FOUND MY SUPER UBER SECRET STUFF!
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1512727880.78156
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<rekt>
action: /say stfu atk
created_on: 1516475340.88932
enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<rip>
action: /say $args is dead! R.I.P.
created_on: 1516768148.59955
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1517001917.09591
owner: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 15
ref_user: VLetrmx!~VLetrmx@unaffiliated/vletrmx
type: text
<rqt>
action: /call rq
created_on: 1504046610.22445
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504046665.20165
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<rules>
action: /say 1. No unsolicited bulk spam.
created_on: 1505049922.35628
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: naptime
last_referenced_on: 1510324294.64716
owner: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: naptime!~naptime@47.38.171.48
type: text
<sado>
action: /me shows $args $nick's sado dong
created_on: 1504426851.59429
edited_by: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
edited_on: 1504427417.45813
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504536090.22601
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 8
ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<savor>
action: /call kneads
created_on: 1506858374.37022
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1506858989.08594
owner: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<scolflak>
action: Googenheimese: The earliest known philosopher who started the face movement. (See: facism) While now recognized as a pioneer in unretardery, at the time he was considered an Inheimusist and was eventually hung by the deksu until dead.\(See also: trollydor)
created_on: 1504548640.35156
edited_by: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
edited_on: 1504549247.4539
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504577842.29843
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<scratch>
action: /me scratches her head at $args.
created_on: 1504488855.40851
edited_by: kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802
edited_on: 1504488967.37969
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##spinach
last_referenced_on: 1517199335.22238
owner: mthowe!~morganh@unaffiliated/mthowe
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<secondmostu>
action: Googenheimese: something that comes 3rd if you start from zero, follows foremostu, and precedes trihapsu
created_on: 1504535681.31687
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504540458.30352
owner: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<sjsort>
action: http://i.imgur.com/VRoUxyZ.gifv
created_on: 1503448910.95898
edited_by: sjohnson!~sjohnson@cow.sj.rfc1459.net
edited_on: 1503760179.57772
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1514606171.70889
owner: sjohnson!~sjohnson@cow.sj.rfc1459.net
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 4
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<snorkel>
action: /call kneads
created_on: 1506897324.05718
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1506897330.67159
owner: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<sort>
action: /call fact ##c sort $args
created_on: 1506710904.02114
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1506711038.29945
owner: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 4
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<spinthebottle>
action: /say $randomnick kisses $randomnick $eat_adverbs
created_on: 1505352520.04631
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1505503416.38149
owner: dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 5
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<spinthecoffee>
action: /say $randomnick trips and $shoot_action $randomnick with a $flavor cup of $coffee_ingredient coffee!
created_on: 1505352824.9157
edited_by: kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802
edited_on: 1505353170.2472
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1505353812.19987
owner: dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 7
ref_user: dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org
type: text
<spintheelderberries>
action: /say $randomnick's father smelt of elderberries
created_on: 1505350768.1844
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1505353785.96278
owner: dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org
type: text
<spinthehamster>
action: /say $randomnick's mother was a hamster!
created_on: 1505349962.22354
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1505526267.33082
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 15
ref_user: lambda443!~lambda443@unaffiliated/lambda443
type: text
<spinthemeat>
action: /say $randomnick's mom warned you about that site!
created_on: 1505351614.61585
enabled: 1
owner: dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<spinthepragma->
action: /say $randomnick's mom spins on pragma-
created_on: 1505351638.30128
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1515877068.04118
owner: dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 7
ref_user: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
type: text
<stalk>
action: /me browses pictures on social media where $args is mentioned.
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<tardese>
action: Googenheimese: The language spoken by the people of Tardscape
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<tardfest>
action: Googenheimese: Also referred to as the dark ages, the darkfest, or the dorkfest. Ended by the coming of Heimus and the age of Enlightenment.
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<tardpocalypse>
action: Googenheimese: a horrific unnatural disaster that occurred shortly after y2k that turned the majority of the citizens of Tardscape mentally retarded. Scientists are 97% in agreement that one event caused the other, they just aren't sure which.
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<test20170313>
action: /say naptime: $nick says hello.
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<the-great-regression>
action: Googenheimese: (See: the-great-tarding, tardpocalypse)
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enabled: 1
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<the-great-tarding>
action: Googenheimese: The point at which everyone in the land of Tardscape became mentally retarded. Also known as the great regression or the tardpocalypse. (see also: Berkeley, Tard-Zero, millenial)
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
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<tomato>
action: /say poop
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<torture>
action: /me says Ni! at $args
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<trihapsu>
action: Googenheimese: 1) something that occurs after secondmostu 2) (Southern Googenheimese indigenous vernacular slang) the apocalypse, or end of all intelligent life (see: tardpocalypse, the-great-tarding)
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<trollydor>
action: Googenheimese: A disciple of scolflak who popularized the palm movement, that is to apply your palm to one's own face, or someone else's, when both parties are not in agreement. Widely considered to be a major influence on the Googenheimese national sigil. (See also: scolflak)
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<twitch>
action: https://www.twitch.tv/hexagon128
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
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owner: sjohnson!~sjohnson@cow.sj.rfc1459.net
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<u>
action: /call urban
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<u2>
action: /call urban -n2
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<u3>
action: /call urban -n3
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<u4>
action: /call urban -n4
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<u5>
action: /call urban -n5
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<u6>
action: /call urban -n6
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<u7>
action: /call urban -n7
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<u8>
action: /call urban -n8
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<u9>
action: /call urban -n9
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<unretardery>
action: Googenheimese: a radical concept widely held by Heimusists and the peoples of Googenheim.
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<urules>
action: /say Try to udict a word or phrase that is neither sexual, sexist, contains offensive stereotypes, or is racist. No proper nouns. Go in alphabetical order. All disputes are to be voted on. ,players to see current players (no def == redo)
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1507145764.86112
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<wasm>
action: /say http://i.imgur.com/07ziwdV.png
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last_referenced_on: 1509396988.55399
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<wth>
action: /call starbucks $randomnick from $randomnick's ass
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enabled: 1
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<xinophro>
action: Heimus's cousin. he was born in 2 B.H. when he was 8yo he was kidnapped by the penovians and nothing is known about what happend between that and his return, all historians confirm he returned to kanivro in a few years after the battle of idj (29 A.H.), he was killed by Heimus in the battle of Nabla (See also: googenheima, heimus, penovia, battle-of-nabla, battle-of-idj)
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<yuarite>
action: /say YOU ARE RIGHT
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<zalt>
action: Cathy Newman
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516546857.64196
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<zerosturugi>
action: Googenheimese: 1) precedes foremostu, but only by a tiny amount. 2) (Southern Googenheimese indigenous vernacular slang) the singularity 3) an oven light
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
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<zucchini>
action: /me defends $args with a giant zucchini as a weapon.
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enabled: 1
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owner: lambda443!~lambda443@unaffiliated/lambda443
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[##club-ubuntu]
<sudo>
action: /say $nick, make your own damn sandwich!
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[##posix]
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<EAGAIN>
action: Resource temporarily unavailable
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action: Operation already in progress
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action: Invalid exchange
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<EBADF>
action: Bad file descriptor
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action: Invalid slot
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action: Bad font file format
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action: Device or resource busy
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action: Operation canceled
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action: Channel number out of range
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action: Communication error on send
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action: Connection refused
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action: Resource deadlock avoided
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action: Resource deadlock avoided
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action: Destination address required
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action: Numerical argument out of domain
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action: Disk quota exceeded
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action: Host is down
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<EIDRM>
action: Identifier removed
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<EILSEQ>
action: Invalid or incomplete multibyte or wide character
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created_on: 1239973099
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<EINTR>
action: Interrupted system call
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<EINVAL>
action: Invalid argument
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action: Input/output error
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action: Is a directory
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owner: Wulf4
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action: Is a named type file
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<EKEYEXPIRED>
action: Key has expired
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<EKEYREJECTED>
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type: text
<EKEYREVOKED>
action: Key has been revoked
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
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type: text
<EL2HLT>
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enabled: 1
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<EL3HLT>
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<ELIBBAD>
action: Accessing a corrupted shared library
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<ELIBEXEC>
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type: text
<ELIBMAX>
action: Attempting to link in too many shared libraries
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type: text
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action: .lib section in a.out corrupted
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<ELNRNG>
action: Link number out of range
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
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type: text
<ELOOP>
action: Too many levels of symbolic links
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EMEDIUMTYPE>
action: Wrong medium type
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EMFILE>
action: Too many open files
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EMLINK>
action: Too many links
created_on: 1239972897
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EMSGSIZE>
action: Message too long
created_on: 1239973037
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EMULTIHOP>
action: Multihop attempted
created_on: 1239972992
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENAMETOOLONG>
action: File name too long
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENAVAIL>
action: No XENIX semaphores available
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENETDOWN>
action: Network is down
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENETRESET>
action: Network dropped connection on reset
created_on: 1239973067
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENETUNREACH>
action: Network is unreachable
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENFILE>
action: Too many open files in system
created_on: 1239972871
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOANO>
action: No anode
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOBUFS>
action: No buffer space available
created_on: 1239973074
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOCSI>
action: No CSI structure available
created_on: 1239972940
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
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type: text
<ENODATA>
action: No data available
created_on: 1239972967
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENODEV>
action: No such device
created_on: 1239972861
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOENT>
action: No such file or directory
created_on: 1239972819
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOEXEC>
action: Exec format error
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOKEY>
action: Required key not available
created_on: 1239973127
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOLCK>
action: No locks available
created_on: 1239972907
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOLINK>
action: Link has been severed
created_on: 1239972983
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOMEDIUM>
action: No medium found
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOMEM>
action: Cannot allocate memory
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOMSG>
action: No message of desired type
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
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ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENONET>
action: Machine is not on the network
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOPKG>
action: Package not installed
created_on: 1239972977
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOPROTOOPT>
action: Protocol not available
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOSPC>
action: No space left on device
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOSR>
action: Out of streams resources
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOSTR>
action: Device not a stream
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOSYS>
action: Function not implemented
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOTBLK>
action: Block device required
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOTCONN>
action: Transport endpoint is not connected
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOTDIR>
action: Not a directory
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOTEMPTY>
action: Directory not empty
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
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ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOTNAM>
action: Not a XENIX named type file
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
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ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOTRECOVERABLE>
action: State not recoverable
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOTSOCK>
action: Socket operation on non-socket
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOTTY>
action: Inappropriate ioctl for device
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENOTUNIQ>
action: Name not unique on network
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ENXIO>
action: No such device or address
created_on: 1239972821
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EOPNOTSUPP>
action: Operation not supported
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enabled: 1
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rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
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<EOVERFLOW>
action: Value too large for defined data type
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EOWNERDEAD>
action: Owner died
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
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action: Operation not permitted
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EPFNOSUPPORT>
action: Protocol family not supported
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EPIPE>
action: Broken pipe
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EPROTO>
action: Protocol error
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EPROTONOSUPPORT>
action: Protocol not supported
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EPROTOTYPE>
action: Protocol wrong type for socket
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ERANGE>
action: Numerical result out of range
created_on: 1239972900
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
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rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
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<EREMCHG>
action: Remote address changed
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
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type: text
<EREMOTE>
action: Object is remote
created_on: 1239972980
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EREMOTEIO>
action: Remote I/O error
created_on: 1239973114
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
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ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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<ERESTART>
action: Interrupted system call should be restarted
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EROFS>
action: Read-only file system
created_on: 1239972897
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ESHUTDOWN>
action: Cannot send after transport endpoint shutdown
created_on: 1239973082
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ESOCKTNOSUPPORT>
action: Socket type not supported
created_on: 1239973047
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ESPIPE>
action: Illegal seek
created_on: 1239972886
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ESRCH>
action: No such process
created_on: 1239972819
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: Wulf_
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<ESRMNT>
action: Srmount error
created_on: 1239972992
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ESTALE>
action: Stale NFS file handle
created_on: 1239973102
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ESTRPIPE>
action: Streams pipe error
created_on: 1239973027
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ETIME>
action: Timer expired
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ETIMEDOUT>
action: Connection timed out
created_on: 1239973087
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ETOOMANYREFS>
action: Too many references: cannot splice
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ETXTBSY>
action: Text file busy
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: Wulf4
type: text
<EUCLEAN>
action: Structure needs cleaning
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EUNATCH>
action: Protocol driver not attached
created_on: 1239972937
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EUSERS>
action: Too many users
created_on: 1239973029
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EWOULDBLOCK>
action: Resource temporarily unavailable
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EXDEV>
action: Invalid cross-device link
created_on: 1239972859
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<EXFULL>
action: Exchange full
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<SIGBUS>
action: a signal sent when an address is referenced that is not correctly aligned
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enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
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ref_count: 2
ref_user: Major-Willard
type: text
<SIGSEGV>
action: a signal sent when an address is referenced that has not been allocated to your virtual address space
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
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owner: Major-Willard
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<SIGUSR1>
action: a signal reserved for unspecified user process use
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enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: nobody
type: text
<SIGUSR2>
action: a signal reserved for unspecified user process use
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enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
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ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<apue>
action: Advanced Programming in the UNIX Environment, by Stevens and Rago, see http://www.apuebook.com/
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1511612681.03967
owner: PoppaVic
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ref_count: 63
ref_user: kate!~kate@unaffiliated/kate
type: text
<apue2>
action: http://www.apuebook.com/
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enabled: 1
owner: kp
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<beej>
action: /say Beej's Guide to Network Programming -- Using Internet Sockets is at http://beej.us/guide/bgnet/
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: georgej
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owner: twkm
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 80
ref_user: GeorgeJ
type: text
<gettimeofday>
action: a function that returns the time in seconds and milliseconds since the epoch (Thursday, January 1 1970) and the local timezone
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enabled: 1
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<ipc>
action: /say IPC is Inter-Process Communication. A nice tutorial for UNIX is at http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~beej/guide/ipc/
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last_referenced_in: popl
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owner: twkm
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<posix>
action: /say The Open Group Base Specifications Issue 7: http://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: edk
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owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 38
ref_user: edk!~edk@spy/edk0
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<pth>
action: http://www.gnu.org/software/pth/
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owner: PoppaVic
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<raw_ping>
action: http://courses.cs.vt.edu/~cs4254/fall04/slides/raw_1.pdf
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<unbufferedgetc>
action: /say How to disable line-buffering with termios/cbreak: http://shtrom.ssji.net/skb/getc.html and http://c-faq.com/osdep/cbreak.html
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: oldlaptop
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owner: pragma_
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ref_count: 33
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<unixfaq>
action: http://www.erlenstar.demon.co.uk/unix/faq_toc.html
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<unp>
action: /call unp1
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<unp1>
action: Unix Network Programming Vol I: http://www.unpbook.com/
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
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owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 163
ref_user: Tires!~Tires@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com
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<unp2>
action: unix network programming, volume 2: interprocess communications, by stevens, see http://www.kohala.com/start/unpv22e/unpv22e.html
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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[##spinach]
<abort>
action: /call spinach abort
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##spinach
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<exit>
action: /call spinach exit
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##spinach
last_referenced_on: 1517200491.68244
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<j>
action: /call spinach join
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##spinach
last_referenced_on: 1517203891.47665
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 42
ref_user: Tires!~Tires@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com
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<lie>
action: /call spinach lie
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pragma-
last_referenced_on: 1517204086.34162
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 56
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<r>
action: /call ready
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##spinach
last_referenced_on: 1517203962.36015
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rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 34
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
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<ready>
action: /call spinach ready
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##spinach
last_referenced_on: 1517203968.28535
owner: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
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ref_count: 64
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<rules>
action: /say Spinach is a simple trivia game based on Fibbage. Each round, a player chooses a category and then a question is shown. Everybody then privately submits a false answer they hope to deceive others into selecting. Then all the false answers and the truth is shown. Everyone chooses which answer they believe is the truth. You earn points for each person you deceive, and for choosing the truth!
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1517196297.54218
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##spinach
last_referenced_on: 1517202201.29131
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 6
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<spin>
action: /call /call spinach
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enabled: 1
owner: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: nobody
type: text
<start>
action: /call spinach start
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##spinach
last_referenced_on: 1517199367.61759
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 7
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<stop>
action: /call spinach stop
created_on: 1517192921.20321
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##spinach
last_referenced_on: 1517199317.2507
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 7
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<truth>
action: /call spinach truth
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: caze
last_referenced_on: 1517204036.02153
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 0
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<whyspinach>
action: /say Spinach is based on a game called Fibbage. Why did we choose the name Spinach? When we searched for 'fib' synonyms the first result contained "spinach". This greatly amused us.
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edited_by: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##spinach
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owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 5
ref_user: izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera
type: text
[#bash]
<!>
action: /say event not found -- These errors only happen in *interactive* shells when you run commands with ! in them with history expansion enabled. Run set +o histexpand (set +H) to disable it,and put it in your ~/.bashrc to disable it in future shell sessions, too. Regardless, it won't affect scripts.
created_on: 1396365868
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1510453136.60262
noembed: 1
owner: pgas
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 253
ref_user: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
type: text
<!">
action: /call !
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2-test
last_referenced_on: 1443840539.48509
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<!#!env>
action: /say In addition to having exec permission, the top of a script MUST have a #! line, called 'shebang' or 'hashbang'. It tells the kernel what program to run your script with. Make sure you adjust it to match where the appropriate version of Bash is installed on your system;. If your system does not have bash installed at /bin/bash you will likely have to adjust any scripts you receive.
created_on: 1421865429
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo1
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<!set>
action: /say help set <ENTER> http://www.bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php?id=commands:builtin:set -- set +H is useful; -evx are very good for debugging.
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enabled: 1
owner: karolisl
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<">
action: /call UMQ
created_on: 1265219092
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 246
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<"`>
action: /say cmd1 "`cmd2 \"$1\"`" -- An expression that has never been written in the history of mankind; because that would be correct; and those that don't know enough to not use backticks also by necessity don't know how to quote.
created_on: 1360239652
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<#>
action: /say Either a comment, or in parameter expansion a count of something. ${#x} is the number of characters in $x. ${#x[@]} is the number of elements in the array 'x', and $# is the number of positional parameters.
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enabled: 1
noembed: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 28
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<#!>
action: /call hashbang
created_on: 1251729845
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: kolpad2
last_referenced_on: 1503572462.54098
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 81
ref_user: kolpad2!~School_wo@c122-107-81-234.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au
type: text
<#!binbash>
action: /say Use "!#/usr/bin/env bash" - it is more portable and will probably do what the user wants in a modified envrioment
created_on: 1284484161
enabled: 1
owner: variable
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$>
action: /say In bash, $ means "Expand". It is NOT part of your variable name! You can expand "$variable" content, "$(command)" output or "$((arithmetic))" results.
created_on: 1254899939
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 53
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$!>
action: /say $! expands to the process ID of the most recently executed background (asynchronous) command.
created_on: 1207111794
enabled: 1
owner: yitz
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 98
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$">
action: /say Bash supports $"..." quoting syntax for locale-specific translation. If the current locale is C or POSIX, the dollar sign is ignored. If the string is translated and replaced, the replacement is double-quoted. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/098
created_on: 1291049946
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2-test
last_referenced_on: 1443840588.78843
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 57
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<$"">
action: /call $"
created_on: 1246686694
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2-test
last_referenced_on: 1443840588.77678
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<$#>
action: /say $# expands to the number of arguments, not counting $0.
created_on: 1307345061
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 75
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$$>
action: /say $$ expands to the PID of the shell. In a ( ) subshell, it expands to the process ID of the original shell, not the subshell. (Bash 4.0 and above have BASHPID for that.)
created_on: 1350055625
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 46
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$'>
action: /say bash has a special form of quoting, $'string' in which backslash-character combinations are expanded. For example, IFS=$' \t\n' or echo $'It\'s embedded!' http://mywiki.wooledge.org/Quotes
created_on: 1386859414
enabled: 1
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 227
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$''>
action: /call $'
created_on: 1404223310
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 18
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$(>
action: /say Command Substitution: "$(cmd "foo bar")" causes the command 'cmd' to be executed with the argument 'foo bar' and "$(..)" will be replaced by the *output*. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/002 and http://mywiki.wooledge.org/CommandSubstitution
created_on: 1416561675
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1496684885.02815
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 292
ref_user: Random832!~random@unaffiliated/random832
type: text
<$((>
action: /say $((...)) is an arithmetic substitution. After doing the arithmetic, the whole thing is replaced by the value of the expression. See <http://mywiki.wooledge.org/ArithmeticExpression>.
created_on: 1283616383
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 91
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$(($>
action: /say # six=1+5 nine=8+1; echo $(($six * $nine)) vs $((six * nine))
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enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
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type: text
<$()>
action: /call $(
created_on: 1373554250
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: alyptik
last_referenced_on: 1484130328.557
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 132
ref_user: alyptik!alyptik@unaffiliated/alyptik
type: text
<$(<>
action: /say The command substitution $(cat file) can be replaced by the equivalent but faster $(< file).
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enabled: 1
owner: iasc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 79
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$(echo>
action: /say $(echo ...) and echo $(...) are both pointless. Drop the echo and $(), just write ...: rm "$(echo myfile)" -> rm myfile --- echo "$(df -h)" -> df -h; http://www.iki.fi/era/unix/award.html#echo
created_on: 1423731482
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511882332.92407
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 35
ref_user: [\!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<$*>
action: /call $@
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enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 204
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$->
action: /say $- expands to the current option flags as specified upon invocation, by the set builtin command, or those set by the shell itself (such as the -i option).
created_on: 1296939190
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 42
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$0>
action: /say $0 is like argv[0] in C. It's whatever the caller decides to put there. You can't rely on it. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/028 and http://www.bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/scripting/posparams#the_first_argument
created_on: 1280242031
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 159
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$1>
action: /say Positional parameters by example: echo "First parameter is $1, second is $2. You supplied $# of them. They will now all be copied to /tmp."; cp "$@" /tmp;
created_on: 1285668282
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 35
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$?>
action: /say The special parameter ? (expanded by $?) holds the exit status of the last synchronous command.
created_on: 1390142801
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 213
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$@>
action: /say The difference between $@ and $*: Without quotes (don't do this!), there is no difference. With double quotes, "$@" expands to each positional parameter as its own argument: "$1" "$2" ..., while "$*" expands to the single argument "$1c$2c...", where 'c' is the first character of IFS. You almost always want "$@" (QUOTED!). The same goes for arrays: "${array[@]}".
created_on: 1409667154
enabled: 1
owner: [arx]
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 514
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$[>
action: /say $[...] is an obsolete, deprecated syntax for math. Don't use it. Use $((...)) instead.
created_on: 1294676904
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504310456.44543
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 73
ref_user: m712!~annoying@unaffiliated/thefam
type: text
<$_>
action: /say "$_" expands to the last argument to the previous command, after expansion (man bash, Special Parameters)
created_on: 1303506465
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 56
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$dayjob>
action: /say DAYJOB is a built-in variable for #bash, and is therefore capitalized
created_on: 1390438745
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$grep>
action: /say ''GREP="/usr/bin/grep -i"; $GREP $FILE'' -- Do NOT put command names or options in variables. Doing so is dangerous and buggy. Variables are containers for DATA. Either inline the command completely or use a *function* instead. http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/050
created_on: 1405542319
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<$n>
action: /say http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/scripting/posparams
created_on: 1231071212
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1510546645.21318
owner: shaiguitar
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: \[!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<$shell>
action: /say The SHELL environment variable is normally set to the login shell specified in the passwd database (/etc/passwd) when you log in. It does NOT reflect what shell you're currently in. For that, try: ps -p $$
created_on: 1396820717
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: kolpad2
last_referenced_on: 1503572287.63409
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: kolpad2!~School_wo@c122-107-81-234.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au
type: text
<$tmp>
action: /say Avoid short and meaningless variable names. Use your variable names to communicate what they hold: the more your naming says, the better your code reads. $file, not $f. $remoteHost, not $h. One convention is to use singular words for regular variables, plural for arrays and the first letter of the array for indexes in that array (eg. for f in "${!files[@]}" / for file in "${files[@]}").
created_on: 1376535238
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516765857.02251
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<$var>
action: /say $var is NOT a variable. var is a variable and $var is the EXPANSION of that variable. bash replaces it by the contents of the variable var.
created_on: 1209547390
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<${>
action: /say Without curly braces parameter expansions refer to the longest valid variable name or shortest positional parameter. "${var}bar" expands the parameter named "var" while "$varbar" expands "varbar". "$123" references argv[1] and "${123}" references argv[123]. Braces are requried for parameters > 9, special PEs, and array expansions: ${10}, ${var##pat}, ${arr[5]}. BRACES AREN'T A SUBSTITUTE FOR QUOTES!
created_on: 1423925089
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1500318239.98184
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 223
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<${!>
action: /say See !faq 6 for indirect variables, or !faq 5 for listing array indices.
created_on: 1425074604
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<${#>
action: /say see !faq length for variables and !faq 5 for array varibles
created_on: 1261337435
enabled: 1
owner: irc2samus
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<${$>
action: /say The correct syntax for parameter expansion is ${varMODIFIER} not ${$varMODIFIER}. Remove that second $.
created_on: 1179319977
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<${${>
action: /say ${x}, ${x%y}, ${x:y:z}, ... are parameter expansions. x needs to be a parameter. you can't 'nest' them like ${${x#y}%z} because ${x#y} is an expansion (a string), not a parameter.
created_on: 1283757338
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<${}>
action: /call ${
created_on: 1287148365
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1500106045.59266
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 37
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<&>
action: /say If you put the control operator & at the end of a command, e.g. ''command args &'', the shell executes the command in the background in a subshell. The shell does not wait for the command to finish, and the return status is 0. Pid of the last backgrounded command is available via the special variable $!
created_on: 1272476781
enabled: 1
owner: ferret
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 149
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<&&>
action: /call ||
created_on: 1372353346
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 115
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<&&:>
action: /say cmd && : prevents set -e from killing the shell, and keeps intact the exit code of cmd
created_on: 1441042578
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<&&if>
action: /say Beware: ''a && b || c'' is NOT THE SAME as ''if a; then b; else c; fi''. The former will run 'c' if EITHER 'a' or 'b' fails. The if will run 'c' ONLY if 'a' fails.
created_on: 1375297234
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
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type: text
<&&||>
action: /say foo && bar || baz is not equivalent to 'if foo; then bar; else baz; fi'. In the former case, baz will happen if *either* foo *or* bar return false. In the latter case, baz will only trigger if foo returns false, regardless of the exit code for bar. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashPitfalls
created_on: 1276419923
enabled: 1
owner: \amethyst
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 48
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<&;>
action: /say '&;' is always wrong. So is '& ;'. If you want to run things in the background in a compact one-liner, omit the ';' entirely and simply use '&' between commands. for f in ./*; do my_command "$f" & done - see http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashPitfalls#pf21
created_on: 1397244466
enabled: 1
owner: fr33load3r
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 94
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<&>>
action: /say &> is a bash-specific feature. «&>file» is equivalent to «>file 2>&1». There is no &>> until Bash4. Use «>>file 2>&1» instead. We recommend not using &> or &>> in scripts, because it will break some valid scripts (see !badredir), and is an unintuitive syntax for beginners.
created_on: 1432128216
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 75
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<&>>>
action: /say ''&>file'' is equivalent to ''>file 2>&1'' and is bash/ksh specific. In bash 4, there is also ''&>>file''. For portability, it is a good idea to just write it out fully.
created_on: 1426602961
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<'>
action: /say Single quotes (') cause everything between them to be taken literally by bash. If you want to embed a ' inside a '...', write it as the four characters, '\'': echo 'It'\''s a blast!'
created_on: 1277222888
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 243
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<''>
action: /say '' is preferred for quoting code in #bash, because it has no semantic meaning for the shell; someone can copy-and-paste ''foo'' or the contents within, and the meaning to the shell is the same either way.
created_on: 1357254500
enabled: 1
owner: nDuff
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<(>
action: /call ()
created_on: 1357143428
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 92
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<((>
action: /say ((...)) is an arithmetic command, which returns an exit status of 0 if the expression is nonzero, or 1 if the expression is zero. Also used as a synonym for "let", if side effects (assignments) are needed. See <http://mywiki.wooledge.org/ArithmeticExpression>.
created_on: 1293585738
enabled: 1
owner: prince_jammys
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 358
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<()>
action: /say Commands ran inside parenthesis are executed in a subshell. Useful for cd'ing into a directory without needing to figure out how to back out. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/SubShell
created_on: 1357143415
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 45
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<(.)(.)bang>
action: /say http://homepages.cwi.nl/~aeb/std/shebang/
created_on: 1168017697
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1493787297.5421
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<**>
action: /call globstar
created_on: 1254155054
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: j4ck_4l0n3
last_referenced_on: 1515007482.50126
owner: \amethyst
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
ref_user: J4ck_4l0n3!~u0_a108@host178-183-dynamic.56-82-r.retail.telecomitalia.it
type: text
<->
action: /say Tools generally consider an argument that begins with a - as an option. To pass a filename that begins with a -, prefix it with its path: rm ./-foo. Also: rm -- -foo (see !--). - alone can also mean stdin.
created_on: 1379918390
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1505195457.69171
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 29
ref_user: \[!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<-->
action: /say The special option -- means "end of options" to every POSIX command except echo and test. E.g., mv -- *.png /somedir # see also http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/dict/terms/end_of_options
created_on: 1316030679
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 148
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<-9>
action: /say Do NOT use SIGKILL (kill -9) to terminate processes. All processes will terminate in response to the default SIGTERM. If they don't terminate instantly, that's because they're busy cleaning up. If you interrupt them, you break them. See http://stackoverflow.com/a/690631/347411
created_on: 1384960490
enabled: 1
noembed: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 76
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<-c>
action: /say bash -c 'bash commands to execute' "$0" "$1" "$2" ... Since "$0" is typically unused, it is often set it to something arbitrary like _
created_on: 1254411920
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: jp
last_referenced_on: 1511856565.76137
owner: \amethyst
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<-e>
action: /call set-e
created_on: 1319454580
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 70
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<-exec_>
action: /say find ... -exec sh -c 'blah "$1"' _ {} \; # When invoked with -c, any POSIX shell (including bash) uses the first positional parameter as "$0". '_' is a dummy value, so the passed filename becomes "$1". it could be anything. of course "$0" could be used, but when using -exec {} +, "$@" does not include "$0"
created_on: 1331919289
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<-f>
action: /say Do you actually need that -f in that command? If there a reason you are using it? Or is it just there because of habit? Do you actually know what the -f does and do you even want it there?
created_on: 1430612710
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<-nt>
action: /say [ f1 -nt f2 ] True if file1 is newer (mtime) than file2 *or* if file1 exists and file2 does not.
created_on: 1182378035
enabled: 1
owner: redduck666
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<-r>
action: /say Always use read with the -r option, otherwise backslashes are special. http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/commands/builtin/read#read_without_-r
created_on: 1410998544
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<-u>
action: /call set-u
created_on: 1408798435
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<-x>
action: /call set-x
created_on: 1434697012
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 409
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<08>
action: /call august
created_on: 1312544942
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<10q>
action: /say Isn't anyone going to thank me for all my hard work?
created_on: 1299792689
enabled: 1
owner: kwtm
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<1line>
action: /call in1line
created_on: 1407527470
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 22
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<256colormap>
action: /say E=echo\ ;P=printf\ ;M=$'\e[0m';a(){ $P"\e[38;5;2${z}5;48;5;${1}m %4d $M" $1;};Z=$E$M;for i in 16 93 160;do ((r=(n=\!n)*2-1));for((x=0;x<6;x++,i+=r)) do for((j=0;L=(i+(R=(j/6?17-j:j))*6),z=(R%6>1?3:5),j<12;j++))do a $L;done;$E;done;done;z=5;for i in {0..23};do a $[i+232];((i==11))&&$Z;done;for i in {0..15};do ((i==8||\!i))&&$P'\n%*s' 12;a $i;done;$E
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owner: i336_
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type: text
<2>&1>
action: /say Making sense of the copy descriptor operator: http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/scripting/copydescriptor
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enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 76
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type: text
<2d>
action: /say Bash doesn't support multi-dimensional arrays. Common substitutes are: 1. directories, eg. firstName=$(<~/.myscript/names/first/"$person"); 2. shared indexes, eg. name="${firstNames[person]} ${lastNames[person]}"; 3. merge in associative key, eg. declare -A names=( ["0-first"]=John ["0-last"]=Doe ["1-first"]=Jane ["1-last"]=Doe ); 4. primes, eg. names[i*29 + j*31]=value
created_on: 1392997002
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: devut
last_referenced_on: 1485070058.23673
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: DevUt!~quassel@unaffiliated/devut
type: text
<2like>
action: /say !1 but without backslash interpretation or stripping of leading/trailing spaces: while read -r; do my-command "$REPLY"; done <inputfile -- or for POSIX shell: while IFS= read -r line; do my-command "$line"; done <inputfile
created_on: 1355931952
enabled: 1
owner: saveTheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<2steps>
action: /say Step 1: Figure out want you want to do. Step 2: Do it. The first step is the hard part.
created_on: 1188812922
enabled: 1
owner: ivazquez
rate_limit: 10
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type: text
<42>
action: /say 6 times 9
created_on: 1426270480
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: emias
last_referenced_on: 1491576196.75117
noembed: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: emias!~holger@home.zedat.fu-berlin.de
type: text
<80>
action: /say The 80-character limit is mostly pointless nowadays, except for in specific circumstances. <http://sprunge.us/cJTP>
created_on: 1318952897
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504420809.12659
noembed: 1
owner: neurolysis
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<8601>
action: /say https://xkcd.com/1179/
created_on: 1371021179
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<99.9%>
action: /say http://dilbert.com/fast/2008-05-08
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enabled: 1
owner: [arx]
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<:>
action: /say : is a builtin identical to the true builtin; they do nothing and have an exit status of 0
created_on: 1270345566
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516099303.91759
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 110
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<:)>
action: /say This character sequence causes greycat to smile. Use with caution.
created_on: 1303248798
enabled: 1
owner: kwtm
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<:->
action: /say ${parameter:-word} Use Default Values. If parameter is unset or null, the expansion of word is substituted.
created_on: 1409271629
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<:=>
action: /say ${parameter:=word} Assign Default Values. If parameter is unset or null, the expansion of word is assigned to parameter.
created_on: 1407542483
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<;>
action: /say The ";" character is used to separate between commands. It does the (almost) exact same thing that <ENTER> does in a shell or a newline in a script.
created_on: 1426717129
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<;&>
action: /call ;;
created_on: 1338252255
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 17
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<;;>
action: /say ;; signifies the end of a case list. ;& makes it fall through to the next list. ;;& makes it fall through to the next list if the pattern matches.
created_on: 1338252194
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<;;&>
action: /call ;;
created_on: 1338252260
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<<>
action: /call redir
created_on: 1236006930
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 55
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<<(>
action: /say Process Substitution: <(command) or >(command) is replaced by a FIFO or /dev/fd/* entry. Basically shorthand for setting up a named pipe. See <http://mywiki.wooledge.org/ProcessSubstitution>. Example: diff -u <(sort file1) <(sort file2)
created_on: 1403286314
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 357
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<<()>
action: /say Process Substitution >(command ...) or <(...) is replaced by a temporary filename. Writing or reading that file causes bytes to get piped to the command inside. Often used in combination with file redirection: cmd1 2> >(cmd2). See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/ProcessSubstitution http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/024
created_on: 1376318052
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 81
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<<<>
action: /say Here documents. cat <<EOF followed by several lines of text, followed by the literal string EOF on a new line, NOT indented. The portion between the EOFs is passed to the command as standard input. If 'EOF' is 'quoted', substitutions WON'T be done; otherwise they are. See <<- for the indented variety.
created_on: 1204959411
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 254
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<<<(>
action: /call <<()
created_on: 1395865286
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<<<()>
action: /say command < <(othercommand) # Same thing as ''othercommand | command'' but without subshelling 'command'. Uses file redirection (<) to redirect a file created by process substitution (<()). The space between < and <(..) is important to avoid ambiguity (is it a heredoc, is it a redirected PS?).
created_on: 1395865667
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<<<->
action: /say Indented Here documents. Here documents started with <<- will ignore preceding tabs on each line, allowing you to indent your here documents nicely. Refer to << for general information on Here documents. Note that only TABs will work - spaces will not. Some editors can replace the TAB character with spaces, so be careful.
created_on: 1426300221
enabled: 1
owner: llua
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 71
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<<<<>
action: /say Here strings. Similar to here documents: The word after <<< and a newline are passed to the standard input of a command. Syntax: ''command <<< "some sentence"'' (Like ''echo "some sentence" | command'', but without the overhead of the subshell)
created_on: 1228905237
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 277
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<<<<$(>
action: /say <<<"$(command)" is pointless. It creates multiple temp files, requires the entire command to run before passing it to stdin, and removes trailing newlines from the command's output. Without the quotes, it's even worse; wordsplitting occurs and all whitespace gets squeezed to single spaces. Process substition was created for doing this efficiently and correctly. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/ProcessSubstitution
created_on: 1333171490
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 19
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<<>>
action: /say <>foo is the same as 0<>foo. To redirect both stdin and stdout to the same file, you need <>foo >&0
created_on: 1440948454
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1500107681.506
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<<|>bang>
action: /say http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shebang_%28Unix%29
created_on: 1168017759
enabled: 1
owner: VImtermute
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<=>
action: /call assignment
created_on: 1326989443
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516850971.56561
noembed: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 70
ref_user: Chris!sid107964@spy/chris
type: text
<=$?>
action: /say If you're using $? and not immediately assigning it to a variable, you're DoingItWrong. Either you're testing it immediately (in which case you don't need $? at all, see ![$? ) or else you're doing something else and then using it, in which case the value of $? will be changed before you use it.
created_on: 1422998875
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<==>
action: /say The == operator is used to test numbers for equality in ((arithmetic expressions)). In BASH and ksh it is the same as = in [[ ]]. It should not be used in the POSIX / Bourne compatible test or [ ], as this will not work in other shells.
created_on: 1285106199
enabled: 1
noembed: 1
owner: ferret
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 46
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<>>
action: /say Use > to write redirect STDOUT to a file: ls > myFileList. See !redir
created_on: 1222624666
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 96
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<>&>
action: /say >&word where word is a number or - is FD duplication or closing. A plain >& or >&word (word not numeric or -) is just like &> -- cmd >& file is equivalent to cmd >file 2>&1 but the former is bash- and csh-only.
created_on: 1319317790
enabled: 1
owner: greycat|home
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<>(>
action: /call <(
created_on: 1236007616
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 73
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<>()>
action: /call >(
created_on: 1285771573
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<>>>
action: /say Use >> to append to a file and prevent the original contents from being erased. See !redir
created_on: 1222624659
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 69
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<>sed>
action: /say Ask in #sed.
created_on: 1200547743
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<>|>
action: /say Redirect stdout, like > but ignores noclobber (set -C). See http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/syntax/redirection
created_on: 1423467671
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<?>
action: /say A question mark indicates a sentence is a question. When you see a sentence directed at you terminated with this symbol, somebody has asked you a question and is waiting for you to answer it.
created_on: 1402671387
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: deadsoul
last_referenced_on: 1446177502.40201
noembed: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 19
ref_user: DeaDSouL!~deadsoul@94.29.129.54
type: text
<@>
action: /say The positional parameters can be used like a named array, sort of. "$@" is just like "${array[@]}". PE works too: "${@:2}", or "${@:(-1)}", or "${@/#-/}", etc. However, you can't set or unset single positional params.
created_on: 1303392666
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503533745.70253
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 66
ref_user: dave0!~dave@230.059.dsl.syd.iprimus.net.au
type: text
<[>
action: /say [ or test is the POSIX test command. It can do simple tests on files and strings. In bash, you should use the more powerful [[ instead and ban [ for sake of consistency. [[ can do pattern matching, is faster and safer to use. http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/TestsAndConditionals http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/031
created_on: 1393469285
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 358
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<[$?>
action: /say Don't do this: ``mycommand; if [ $? -eq 0 ]'' -- You're running the [ command and checking its exit code to test whether "mycommand"'s exit code is 0. That's a pointless operation, test mycommand directly: ``if mycommand''
created_on: 1403808404
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 145
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<[-a>
action: /say The classic test command's -a and -o operators, as well as controlling precedence using ( and ) cause many problems and ambiguities, are not portable, and are unsafe with user input. They are all marked as obsolescent by POSIX. If coding for Bash, Ksh, or Zsh, [[ is *highly* preferred over [. See: http://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/utilities/test.html#tag_20_128_16
created_on: 1331097167
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 30
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<[-o>
action: /call [-a
created_on: 1347065450
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<[:>
action: /say Character classes like [a-z] or [A-Z0-9] may behave strangely in non-POSIX locales. If you want your script to work locale-wise, use [[:lower:]] or [[:upper:][:digit:]] instead. Remember to always quote your character classes, as they may be expanded by the shell as file globs. See also !locale
created_on: 1289302978
enabled: 1
owner: cthuluh
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<[<>
action: /say to get STRING comparison you must escape the < in [ a \< b ] otherwise "< b" is intrepreted as a redirection from the file "b". There is no problem with [[ a < b ]]. The same applies to [ a \> b ]
created_on: 1182865801
enabled: 1
owner: redduck666
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<[[>
action: /say [[ is a bash keyword similar to (but more powerful than) the [ command. See <http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/031> and <http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/TestsAndConditionals>. Unless you're writing for POSIX sh, we recommend [[.
created_on: 1273072403
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: glacial
last_referenced_on: 1509916476.44093
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 753
ref_user: glacial!~glacial@unaffiliated/glacial
type: text
<[[$?>
action: /call [$?
created_on: 1332920944
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<[vs[[>
action: /say '[', also known as 'test' is the POSIX variant of [[. [ does NOT support ==, =~, &&, ||, glob pattern matching; unquoted > and < will do file redirection instead of comparison, etc. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/031
created_on: 1244096499
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<\0>
action: /say ASCII zero, the null byte, aka 'NUL' is the best delimiter for lists of strings (eg. file names). However, there isn't much you can do with it in portable scripts. Bash can read null-byte delimited input with "while IFS= read -d ''; do ... ". Bash cannot store or pass a null byte as parameter. *Unportable* versions of the following utilities can work with NULs: find, sort, xargs, and sed.
created_on: 1216931860
enabled: 1
owner: prince_jammys
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<\<>
action: /say The symbols \< and \> respectively match the empty string at the beginning and end of a word.
created_on: 1387543772
enabled: 1
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<\<\>>
action: /say The symbols \< and \> respectively match the empty string at the beginning and end of a word.
created_on: 1387543789
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1500107688.65243
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<\>>
action: /say The symbols \< and \> respectively match the empty string at the beginning and end of a word.
created_on: 1387543778
enabled: 1
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<\r>
action: /call cr
created_on: 1318766724
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 23
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<\w>
action: /call prompt
created_on: 1300816057
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<]>
action: /call [
created_on: 1236007699
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<]]>
action: /call [[
created_on: 1236007711
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<^$()>
action: /say You do not need $() to "run stuff". $(command); $(command); $(command) is just plain WRONG. Bash runs every line as a command. $() is ONLY used to capture the OUTPUT of the command and INLINE it (expand it in-place). Use command; command; command instead.
created_on: 1298537848
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<^c>
action: /say Bash 4.0 started echoing ^C when you press SIGINT in editing mode, which is very annoying. To revert to previous behavior in bash 4.1: echo 'set echo-control-characters off' >> ~/.inputrc # (No known way to fix it in bash 4.0.)
created_on: 1290030096
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1500301411.76675
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: muffindrake!~muffindra@unaffiliated/muffindrake
type: text
<^m>
action: /call cr
created_on: 1424745181
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: qwename
last_referenced_on: 1500105508.8337
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<_>
action: /say The parameter _ is often used as a dummy variable in read commands to discard unwanted fields. It should not be used this way in portable scripts due to known conflicting usages in several common shells. See also: $_
created_on: 1407970806
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 42
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<_matrix_>
action: /say Follow the white rabbit...
created_on: 1188335214
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<`>
action: /say The backquote (`) is used in the old-style command substitution, e.g. foo=`command`. The foo=$(command) syntax is recommended instead. Backslash handling inside $() is less surprising, and $() is easier to nest. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/082
created_on: 1309376538
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1512582725.21396
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 746
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<``>
action: /call `
created_on: 1269959359
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1512582725.19798
owner: pgas
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 23
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<`echo>
action: /call $(echo
created_on: 1381432831
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511882332.89493
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: [\!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<`irc>
action: /say DO NOT use back ticks as "irc markup". They are _syntax_, and using them as such can do nothing except lead to confusion
created_on: 1339015429
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<aarrays>
action: /say http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/bash4#associative_arrays
created_on: 1270921370
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: prev
last_referenced_on: 1489178900.48148
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: prev!~prev@unaffiliated/prev
type: text
<abs>
action: /say The infamous "Advanced" Bash Scripting Guide should be avoided unless you know how to filter out the junk. It will teach you to write bugs, not scripts. In that light, the BashGuide was written: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide
created_on: 1274126057
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1445717882.74384
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: jim!~jim@unaffiliated/jim
type: text
<abspath>
action: /say # abspath()(p=$1/; [[ $p = /* ]] || p=$PWD/$p; while [[ $p = */@(..|.|)/* ]]; do p=${p//\/.\//\/} p=${p//\/\//\/} p=${p/#\/..\//\/} p=${p/\/+([!\/])\/..\//\/}; done; [[ $p = / ]] || p=${p%/}; printf %s\\n "$p"); abspath a/b//c/./d/../e
created_on: 1418429757
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ad>
action: /say >>>Your ad here!<<<
created_on: 1235330535
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<adu>
action: /say adu(1) - a date utility - source code at http://twkm.freeshell.org/adu.tar.Z
created_on: 1213292230
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<advanced>
action: /say You are? Good then could you fix the bugs in bash? You know the list of course, since you *are* advanced. Thanks for your help. Oh and edit the wiki! :D
created_on: 1181274380
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<afk>
action: /call away
created_on: 1332432221
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: zub1n
last_referenced_on: 1486934147.08562
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 17
ref_user: zub1n!~zub1n@unaffiliated/zub1n
type: text
<ah>
action: /say !ah
created_on: 1431289268
enabled: 1
owner: strayPuppy
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<alias>
action: /say An alias is a small in-line command name text replacement. They are not commands and cannot take arguments. Only use aliases for expanding things like default command switches: alias l='ls -l'. For everything else, use a function instead: del() { mv -i "$@" ~/.trash; }
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owner: lhunath
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<aliases>
action: /say Aliases suck. They don't work in scripts. They can't take arguments. They have special evil magical powers that break all expectations. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/080 for starters.
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owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
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type: text
<alphabet>
action: /say 3# for _ in $(echo <(: {1..26})); do printf \\"$(printf %o $((128-${_##*/})))"; done; echo
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owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<altgr>
action: /say In X-windows, AltGr is a notional key which can be bound to a regular key on a keyboard, so you can use that key somewhat like a "shift" key to access additional symbols such as ¬ ¥ ÷ ¿ ½ €. Usually it is bound to one of the "windows" or "alt" keys.
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enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo
rate_limit: 10
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type: text
<ambiguity>
action: /say Ambiguity is bad! It makes bad... stuff... happen! Badly!
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owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
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<anal>
action: /say "older, or emotionally damaged brains that have trouble dealing with the evolving nature of language and communication will condemn new constructs as evidence of incompetence. All it really means is they are slowly fading from relevance."
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enabled: 1
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owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
type: text
<anarchy>
action: /say "Anarchists are those who advocate the absence of the state, arguing that __common sense__ would allow for people to come together in agreement to form a functional society" -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchy#Anarchism
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owner: r00t
rate_limit: 10
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type: text
<and>
action: /say Try faq foo and bar aka faq 79
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enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<another_way>
action: /say Yes, there's always another way. Write a script that produces random output and performs random file deletions/creations/renamings, and run it repeatedly until it produces the desired outcome.
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enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
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type: text
<ansi>
action: /call vt100
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dorp
last_referenced_on: 1500137730.92734
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
type: text
<answer>
action: /say If we're asking you questions, it's not to intentionally annoy or delay you. We're trying to find the best answer to your problem. Want a good solution? Patiently answer each of them to the best of your ability.
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last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
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ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<answers2>
action: /say http://mikeash.com/getting_answers.html "Most of the time you'll be talking to people who know more about the subject at hand than you do (that's why you came to them for help in the first place, remember). As such, it pays to at least entertain the possibility that they know what they're talking about." Read the link and bear in mind we deal with that shit day in, day out.
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owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 30
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<applause>
action: /say zzZZzz. what who huh? oh... Yay. zzZZzz
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enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
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ref_user: nobody
type: text
<arch>
action: /say Archlinux is usually taken as a l33t distro but the truth is that anyone who manages a rcfile is l33t-enough to deal with it :)
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enabled: 1
owner: Samus_
rate_limit: 10
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type: text
<arg:>
action: /say "(arg: N)" (N is any number) is what you get in emacs mode when you press ESC and then type a number. The NEXT thing you press after the number will be repeated N times. Silly emacs.
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owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
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type: text
<arg_max>
action: /call argmax
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owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
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ref_user: nobody
type: text
<argmax>
action: /say The kernel constant ARG_MAX defines the maximum number of bytes that can be passed to exec(3). On Linux since libc 2.8, this value is determined dynamically based upon the system, and is not hardcoded. # http://www.in-ulm.de/~mascheck/various/argmax/
created_on: 1362210137
enabled: 1
owner: cdown
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<args>
action: /call arguments
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enabled: 1
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noembed: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 212
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<arguments>
action: /say Understanding Arguments and Word Splitting: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/Arguments
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enabled: 1
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owner: lhunath
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ref_count: 148
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<arithmetic>
action: /say Add 7 to a variable: let a+=7; ((a+=7)); a=$((a+7)); See http://wooledge.org/mywiki/ArithmeticExpression
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
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owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 70
ref_user: graff!~graff@unaffiliated/graff
type: text
<arithmetics>
action: /call math
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owner: koala_man
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type: text
<array>
action: /say An array maps numbers to strings. Bash 4 also has associative arrays (maps strings to strings). http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashSheet#Arrays http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/005 http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/syntax/arrays
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enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 385
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<arrays>
action: /call array
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enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 320
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<arrorder>
action: /say Indexed array assignment evaluation order: https://gist.github.com/ormaaj/4942297#file-output
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enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
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ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ascii>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/071 -- How do I convert an ASCII character to its decimal (or hexadecimal) value and back?
created_on: 1214104718
edited_by: qwename!~qwename@108.175.235.8
edited_on: 1481608688.16523
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1481608702.48321
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@108.175.235.8
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<ash>
action: /say "Ash" is ambiguous. It is a name shared by a huge family of Bourne-like shells. See: http://www.in-ulm.de/~mascheck/various/ash/ . Currently maintained examples include Dash and Busybox's ash (go to #uclibc for the latter).
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enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
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ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ask>
action: /say If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for topic experts. Don't ask to ask. Don't PM! Don't ask if people are awake, or in the mood to help. Just ask the question straight out, and be patient waiting for an answer. http://mywiki.wooledge.org/NetEtiquette
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enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 465
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type: text
<ask2>
action: /say http://i.qkme.me/3qt516.jpg
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: camthesaxman
last_referenced_on: 1480316058.39935
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: camthesaxman!~chatzilla@107-205-135-122.lightspeed.nworla.sbcglobal.net
type: text
<assignment>
action: /say To assign to a variable, use varname=value . Do not include spaces around the '=', and do not write $varname on the left hand side.
created_on: 1324498191
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516850971.592
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 205
ref_user: Chris!sid107964@spy/chris
type: text
<assoc>
action: /say Associative Arrays map strings to strings (Bash 4): http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/Arrays#Associative_Arrays
created_on: 1264431009
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 43
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<assume>
action: /say "Assume makes an 'ass' of 'u' and 'me'"
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enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<attach>
action: /say To attach files to email in a script, use mutt or nail. If you are on a piece of shit legacy machine and have to use mail/mailx, see http://www.shelldorado.com/articles/mailattachments.html
created_on: 1262799276
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1502311549.52548
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: Aven!~stdcoutll@rrcs-173-197-168-222.west.biz.rr.com
type: text
<august>
action: /say August is the month when all your scripts break because you placed $(date +%m) in a variable and tried to do arithmetic with it, without removing the leading zeros. 08 is considered octal. Use $((10#$month)) to force decimal, or strip the zero.
created_on: 1283434611
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1509819409.81809
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 204
ref_user: glacial!~glacial@unaffiliated/glacial
type: text
<auth>
action: /say Authentication is ENTIRELY a function of the application or system to which you are authenticating. THERE IS NO GENERAL WORKAROUND. If you are authenticating to MySQL, ask #mysql. If you want to automate ssh, see http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/069 . If you want to set users' passwords, see http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/078 .
created_on: 1302640271
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<authentication>
action: /call auth
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enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<autocd>
action: /say autocd moves to directories automatically without having to prepend them with ''cd'', it's available from bash4+.
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enabled: 1
owner: cdown
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<autoexpect>
action: /call expect
created_on: 1314085075
enabled: 1
owner: neurolysis
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<autoload>
action: /say http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/bash.git/tree/examples/functions/autoload.v3?h=devel
created_on: 1359430419
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<away>
action: /say We don't care about every trip to the potty that you make. Do not announce your aways publically. See http://sackheads.org/~bnaylor/spew/away_msgs.html
created_on: 1203498387
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 27
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<awk>
action: /say Check the topic of #awk and also http://www.grymoire.com/Unix/Awk.html -- awk questions belong to #awk. Note: If you are piping through more than one (grep|sed|awk), you're likely doing it wrong.
created_on: 1251905329
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<awk-v>
action: /say The correct way to get a shell variable into awk is with awk's -v flag, not by putting the $var into the awk code. var=foo; awk -v name="$var" 'BEGIN{print "Hello " name}'
created_on: 1397111810
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<awkquote>
action: /say To inject data into an awk script, pass the option -v "var=$data" and use var inside your awk code.
created_on: 1348086109
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<awkvar>
action: /call awkvars
created_on: 1309881022
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<awkvars>
action: /say Set an awk variable: awk ... -v foo="$bar" ... '$0 ~ foo'
created_on: 1309272711
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b0>
action: /say The questioner will never tell you what they are really doing the first time they ask.
created_on: 1185921061
enabled: 1
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 44
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b1>
action: /say bashphorism 1: the questioner's first description of the problem/question will be misleading.
created_on: 1176858420
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1500008937.35317
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<b10>
action: /call b1
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enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 96
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b11>
action: /say Please apply (( % 10 )) to the bashphorism value.
created_on: 1215703933
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1500008905.96543
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 68
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<b12>
action: /say all logic is deniable; however, some logic will *plonk* you if you deny it.
created_on: 1260306478
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 69
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b13>
action: /say everyone ignores greycat when he is right. When he is wrong, it is !b1.
created_on: 1280173179
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 65
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b14>
action: /say the newbie doesn't actually know what he's asking. If he did, he wouldn't need to ask.
created_on: 1280173410
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 74
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b15>
action: /say The more advanced you are, the more likely you are to be overcomplicating it.
created_on: 1285786355
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 73
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b16>
action: /say The more of a beginner you are, the more likely you are overcomplicating it.
created_on: 1388781119
enabled: 1
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 70
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b17>
action: /say A newbie comes to #bash to get his script confirmed. He leaves disappointed.
created_on: 1285863530
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 75
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b18>
action: /say The newbie will not accept the answer you give, no matter how right it is.
created_on: 1290530096
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 78
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b19>
action: /say The newbie is a bloody loon.
created_on: 1296243905
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 80
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b2>
action: /say bashphorism 2: The questioner will keep changing the question until it drives the helpers in the channel insane.
created_on: 1240408805
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1503909543.07593
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 394
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<b20>
action: /say The newbie will always have some excuse for doing it wrong.
created_on: 1305128785
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 110
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b21>
action: /say If^H^HWhen the newbie's question is ambiguous, the proper interpretation will be whichever one makes the problem the hardest to solve.
created_on: 1344895585
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 83
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b22>
action: /say The newcomer will abuse the bot's factoid triggers for their own entertainment until someone gets annoyed enough to ask them to message it privately instead.
created_on: 1379448117
enabled: 1
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 45
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b23>
action: /say Everyone is a newcomer.
created_on: 1379448119
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 43
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b24>
action: /say The newcomer will address greybot as if it were human.
created_on: 1379706520
enabled: 1
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 65
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b25>
action: /say The newbie won't accept any answer that uses practical or standard tools.
created_on: 1407526571
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 30
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b26>
action: /say The newbie will not TELL you about this restriction until you have wasted half an hour.
created_on: 1407526587
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 23
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b27>
action: /say The newbie will lie.
created_on: 1409962279
enabled: 1
owner: emg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b28>
action: /say When the full horror of the newbie's true goal is revealed, the newbie will try to restate the goal to trick you into answering. Newbies are stupid.
created_on: 1430415368
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b29>
action: /say It's always git. Or python virtualenv. Or docker. One of those pieces of shit. ALWAYS.
created_on: 1433357263
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: resh
last_referenced_on: 1482842468.47074
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 21
ref_user: resh!~resh@217.118.64.53
type: text
<b3>
action: /say "Offtopicness will continue until someone asks a bash question that falls under bashphorisms 1 and/or 2, and greycat gets pissed off."
created_on: 1182437202
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 220
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b30>
action: /say They won't show you the homework assignment. That would make it too easy.
created_on: 1432834287
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b31>
action: /say Your teacher is a fucking idiot.
created_on: 1434733675
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b32>
action: /say The more horrifyingly wrong a proposed solution is, the more likely it will be used.
created_on: 1440096222
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b33>
action: /say The newbie cannot explain what he is doing, or why. He will show you incomprehensible, nonworking code instead. What? You can't read his mind?!
created_on: 1440796033
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b4>
action: /say Bashphorism 4:The questioner will not read and apply the answers he is given but will instead continue to practice b1 and b2
created_on: 1198084639
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1503360978.97807
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 198
ref_user: acerbic!~acerbic@2602:30a:2cf9:4710:f27b:cbff:fe81:c6b3
type: text
<b5>
action: /say "The ignorant will continually mis-educate the other noobies"
created_on: 1199115081
enabled: 1
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 176
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b6>
action: /say When given a choice of solutions, the newbie will always choose the wrong one.
created_on: 1241809164
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: cousteau
last_referenced_on: 1471441743.32314
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 221
ref_user: cousteau!869356f3@gateway/web/freenode/ip.134.147.86.243
type: text
<b7>
action: /say The newbie will always find a reason to say, "It doesn't work."
created_on: 1241809395
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 129
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b8>
action: /say If you don't know to whom the bashphorism's referring, it's you.
created_on: 1241809592
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1481064555.18404
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 111
ref_user: emg!~emg@74-123-189-254.static.wiline.com
type: text
<b85397236519>
action: /say b85397236519 has been replaced by q2
created_on: 1259001231
enabled: 1
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b9>
action: /say All examples given by the questioner will be broken, misleading, wrong, incomplete, and/or not representative of the actual question.
created_on: 1336763935
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 189
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<b_zed>
action: /say Bashphorism OMEGA Some people just have to be killed.
created_on: 1254409454
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1503299269.54924
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<back>
action: /call away
created_on: 1280520801
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1504429788.05665
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<backlog>
action: /say Something happens while you code, read the backlog.
created_on: 1372632544
enabled: 1
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<backtrace>
action: /say http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/commands/builtin/caller
created_on: 1326000436
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<backup>
action: /say Just restore from your backups.
created_on: 1181268993
enabled: 1
owner: redondos
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bad>
action: /say 'tac < file | tail | tac # TAOMBWTDI "there's always one more bad way to do it." '
created_on: 1264443630
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1467657562.13488
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: Winter_!~a.w1nter@modemcable250.87-70-69.static.videotron.ca
type: text
<badglob>
action: /say http://www.vidarholen.net/contents/comics/comic03.png
created_on: 1328006988
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<badgreybotbad>
action: /say "i have amnesia"
created_on: 1351331952
enabled: 1
owner: sikilpaake
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<badidea>
action: /say Its a bad idea to add code to a program that increases the size or complexity of the code but adds no functionality. Readability or "remember-ability" of longer command line options -might- qualify as additional functionality. Others may feel it doesn't.
created_on: 1316360844
enabled: 1
owner: HawkI
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<badq>
action: /say Your question is either using the wrong vocabulary or its form is confusing. We can't understand it well enough to help you. Can you rephrase the question and perhaps give more information about the scope and goal of what you are doing? Also try to use bash/*NIX specific names for things
created_on: 1170344040
enabled: 1
owner: bronze_0_1
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<badredir>
action: /say # for sh in {{b,d}a,k}sh; do printf '%-5s %s\n' "${sh}:" "$("$sh" -s </dev/fd/0)"; done <<<'{ echo foo >/dev/null &>/dev/fd/3 echo bar; } 3>&1'
created_on: 1373863856
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 34
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<badref>
action: /say Be careful when using functions that use namerefs (typeset -n): https://gist.github.com/ormaaj/5682807
created_on: 1369971604
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<badutils>
action: /say Programs you shouldn't use: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BadUtils
created_on: 1371187774
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<banner>
action: /say ?
created_on: 1185016116
enabled: 1
owner: syntux
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<basename>
action: /say basename(1) can strip the directory and extension from a path (directory/subdirectory/filename.extension -> filename.extension or filename). A parameter expansion can do it cleaner and *much* faster: "${path##*/}", "${path%.*}", at the cost of missing corner cases like path=/
created_on: 1393460710
enabled: 1
owner: selk
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 277
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bash>
action: /say The Bourne-Again Shell. Read the channel topic or type /msg greybot links for lots of links.
created_on: 1187715913
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bash-sh>
action: /say bash-code is not sh-code. If you want to limit yourself to POSIX-sh, set your hashbang to #!/bin/sh. If you want to use bash extensions, set it to #!/bin/bash or #!/usr/bin/env bash.
created_on: 1358261583
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bash.org>
action: /say This #bash IRC channel is about the bash Unix shell, and is not affiliated with bash.org's quote database (QDB). Please don't fill our backlogs with nonsensical remarks.
created_on: 1179781485
enabled: 1
owner: redondos
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bash4>
action: /say Bash v4, a rough overview: http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/bash4
created_on: 1232108991
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bash4osx>
action: /say To install an up-to-date bash on OS X: ruby -e "$(curl -fsSL https://raw.github.com/mxcl/homebrew/go)" && brew install bash && sudo tee -a /etc/shells <<< '/usr/local/bin/bash' && chsh -s /usr/local/bin/bash
created_on: 1364661512
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bashbug>
action: /say bashbug is a shell script to help the user compose and mail bug reports concerning bash in a standard format.
created_on: 1254366299
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bashcheck>
action: /say https://raw.githubusercontent.com/hannob/bashcheck/master/bashcheck
created_on: 1412016990
enabled: 1
owner: kerframil
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bashcomplib>
action: /say Utilities for writing safe bash completion functions: http://to.lhunath.com/bashcomplib
created_on: 1426272410
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bashdb>
action: /say The Bash Debugger Project is a gdb-style debugger for bash, available from http://bashdb.sourceforge.net/
created_on: 1228944468
enabled: 1
owner: \amethyst
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bashfaq>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ
created_on: 1277749997
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: qwename
last_referenced_on: 1498214991.57672
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<bashguide>
action: /call guide
created_on: 1277749966
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bashis>
action: /say Bash is a shell. That's a program which can do simple math, logic, I/O and run other programs. It's NOT a terminal, it's not a kernel, it doesn't manage the system's authentication or environment, it's not your OS and it's not X, KDE or Gnome.
created_on: 1327145768
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 261
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bashish>
action: /say Learning bash / writing bash scripts is easier when not on drugs, so please don't come here while smoking joints
created_on: 1299271101
enabled: 1
owner: cthuluh
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bashism>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/Bashism for a (partial!) list of bash-specific features, and how to emulate them in other shells
created_on: 1255720545
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 90
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bashlib>
action: /say Convenience functions for use in bash scripts: http://to.lhunath.com/bashlib
created_on: 1347020894
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 75
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bashphorism1>
action: /call b1
created_on: 1236007781
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 18
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bashphorism2>
action: /call b2
created_on: 1236007790
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 18
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bashphorism3>
action: /say There is no bashphorism 3. see corollary1.1
created_on: 1175611154
enabled: 1
owner: bronze_0_1
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bashphorisms>
action: /say http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/misc/bashphorisms
created_on: 1417500623
enabled: 1
owner: llua
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bashquote>
action: /say Prepare literal data for injection into bash code: printf %q "$data". Eg. ssh host bash <<< "$(printf 'rm %q' "$localvar")"
created_on: 1330710330
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 23
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bashrc>
action: /call dotfiles
created_on: 1303850848
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 53
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<basic>
action: /say Read the URL, then think about it some. Try some of the code out, and then ask when you hit an error. ;)
created_on: 1188188250
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<basics>
action: /say Some Basics: http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/scripting/basics
created_on: 1202156575
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1469634657.6136
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: Codfection!~Codfectio@unaffiliated/codfection
type: text
<batch>
action: /say If by "batch" you mean Microsoft's COMMAND.COM or CMD.EXE shells, they are not supported here. Try ##windows.
created_on: 1279206473
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<baz>
action: /say bar
created_on: 1184660001
enabled: 1
owner: ximba
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bc>
action: /say bash can do simple calculations itself: x=3; y=5; sum=$((x+y))
created_on: 1379938270
enabled: 1
owner: Stummi
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bcft>
action: /say bronze_|| can't type
created_on: 1160146188
enabled: 1
owner: bronze_||
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bdfl>
action: /say http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benevolent_Dictator_For_Life
created_on: 1251998921
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: protege
last_referenced_on: 1486284732.21762
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: protege!~shynoob@182.59.209.11
type: text
<be>
action: /call {
created_on: 1416605155
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<beg>
action: /say We are not your personal support. We are not here to write YOUR scripts for you. We are not here to weed out the bugs in YOUR program. If you can't figure it out without us holding your hand all the way, don't expect us to help.
created_on: 1315613956
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: mujjingun
last_referenced_on: 1513077548.04991
owner: neurolysis
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: mujjingun!uid228218@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid228218
type: text
<bench>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashBenchmark
created_on: 1297070650
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<benchmark>
action: /call benchmarks
created_on: 1341102521
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<benchmarks>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashBenchmark
created_on: 1341102513
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bh>
action: /say Bash Hackers Wiki -- http://bash-hackers.org/wiki
created_on: 1240374989
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bingo>
action: /say bongo
created_on: 1400474524
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: mujjingun
last_referenced_on: 1513077560.09929
owner: pancakes9
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: mujjingun!uid228218@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid228218
type: text
<bint>
action: /say Bint is "Bash lint", a conceptual tool which identifies certain types of scripting techniques that are considered bad or inefficient. It typically uses a list of rexes to identify problems, example grep "cat" < scriptfile will show all instances of cat in a file which are usually not needed in a script.
created_on: 1246977724
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1479697506.2402
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: E0D!5ffa58f0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.95.250.88.240
type: text
<birandom>
action: /say # 3>&1 2>/dev/null <$(echo $RANDOM >&3)
created_on: 1370211050
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bitwise>
action: /say http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitwise_operation
created_on: 1217118563
enabled: 1
owner: ivazquez
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<blankmyth>
action: /say http://www.in-ulm.de/~mascheck/various/shebang/#blankrequired
created_on: 1331126324
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bobby>
action: /say http://xkcd.com/327/ ## http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashWeaknesses ## Don't write database code in bash. Use perl, python, etc; any language with an appropriate library
created_on: 1372695978
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 27
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bobbytables>
action: /say http://xkcd.com/327/
created_on: 1299465710
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bom>
action: /say The unicode byte-order-mark determines the endianness of UTF-N files where N>8. http://unicode.org/faq/utf_bom.html#BOM
created_on: 1280760373
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1507803011.88452
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: Ellenor!~Ellenor@unaffiliated/ellenor
type: text
<book>
action: /call books
created_on: 1385755131
enabled: 1
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<books>
action: /say Most of the published shell/bash books are relatively poor. They may have a few gems here and there, but they're few and far between. Try the BashGuide instead: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide
created_on: 1312066290
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: cippaciong
last_referenced_on: 1510222120.91052
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: cippaciong!~cippacion@host133-146-dynamic.244-95-r.retail.telecomitalia.it
type: text
<bool>
action: /say Bash doesn't have boolean variables, but you can shanghai integers for this purpose, just like in C. first=1; errors=0; if ((first)); then ...; if ((! errors)); then ...; ((debug)) && log stuff
created_on: 1316118323
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: tyler569
last_referenced_on: 1513467566.10984
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 88
ref_user: tyler569!~tyler@dev.tjp95.com
type: text
<boolean>
action: /call bool
created_on: 1342101076
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dorp
last_referenced_on: 1511071783.22147
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 30
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
type: text
<bot>
action: /say I know I am, but what are you?
created_on: 1284497455
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 92
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bots>
action: /say greybot supplies canned responses, factoids and FAQ links with "!". evalbot/shbot provide a command evaluation via "#" (and varieties). checkbot provides a syntax checker with the !check command.
created_on: 1426304530
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1507934183.98549
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: mahakal!~UserName@unaffiliated/mahakal
type: text
<botspam>
action: /say Instead of flooding the channel with unimportant bot evals, you can play with the bot at #evalbot, or /msg it privately.
created_on: 1352846521
enabled: 1
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bourne>
action: /say The Bourne shell is the 'traditional' Unix shell from Seventh Edition (1979), now made obsolete by the Posix sh. Bourne shell is still present as /bin/sh or /usr/old/bin/sh on many Unix systems. See also 'heirloom' and http://www.in-ulm.de/~mascheck/bourne/
created_on: 1243661196
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: mujjingun
last_referenced_on: 1513077684.29403
owner: \amethyst
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: mujjingun!uid228218@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid228218
type: text
<boxme>
action: /say # boxme() { width=72; printf -v line "%*s" "$width"; printf -v center "%s %$(( $(( width / 2 )) + $(( ${#1} / 2 )) ))s %$(( width - ( $(( ( width - 1 ) / 2 )) + $(( ${#1} / 2 )) ) ))s" \# "$1" \#; printf '%s\n' "# ${line// /=} #" "$center" "# ${line// /=} #"; }; boxme "I Love you 2 don't you know!"
created_on: 1427932988
enabled: 1
owner: Jetchisel
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bp>
action: /say There are many solutions to each problem. For the simplest, fastest and best answer, explain the *bigger picture* in unambiguous English (forget your code).
created_on: 1294303315
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: cousteau
last_referenced_on: 1471441752.02892
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: cousteau!869356f3@gateway/web/freenode/ip.134.147.86.243
type: text
<bpod>
action: /say Big Pipeline Of Death: if your command looks like this: command | grep | sed | awk | tr | ... YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
created_on: 1419369773
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1502282624.60501
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<bqs>
action: /say Bot Query Syndrome -- If you see this, you're talking to the bot too much.
created_on: 1135568669
enabled: 1
owner: revdiablo
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<brace>
action: /call {
created_on: 1338013806
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: prev
last_referenced_on: 1491132471.78249
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 31
ref_user: prev!~prev@unaffiliated/prev
type: text
<braces>
action: /say Braces around variable names do not take the place of quotes, and are unnecessary unless the var name would otherwise be misread, eg "${size}Kb", or you are using arrays or parameter expansion like "${foo%.mp3}". mv ${file} ${newFile} is *unsafe* it should be mv "${file}" "${newFile}" or, more simply, mv "$file" "$newFile"
created_on: 1233518030
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bre>
action: /say Basic Regular Expressions. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/RegularExpression or (POSIX) http://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/basedefs/V1_chap09.html#tag_09_03
created_on: 1319484493
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<brm>
action: /say The GNU Bash refernce manual is available here: http://tiswww.case.edu/php/chet/bash/bashref.html (bash maintainer home dirs), and here: http://www.gnu.org/software/bash/manual/bashref.html (GNU web site). The first one has a slightly nicer format. These are not man pages.
created_on: 1256660353
enabled: 1
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<broken>
action: /say Your broken code doesn't actually tell us what you want to do. Please describe your input and your desired output in English, not code.
created_on: 1285335854
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: camthesaxman
last_referenced_on: 1480315913.20287
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: camthesaxman!~chatzilla@107-205-135-122.lightspeed.nworla.sbcglobal.net
type: text
<broken2>
action: /say "Hey. Here's code that is broken and doesn't do what I want. Now, can you guess what it is that I do want? Hint: it has little to nothing to do with that code."
created_on: 1412834842
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: camthesaxman
last_referenced_on: 1480315925.69155
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: camthesaxman!~chatzilla@107-205-135-122.lightspeed.nworla.sbcglobal.net
type: text
<bs>
action: /say tty control character 008. used to reverse increment the carrier 1 character position horizontally. No vertical displacement.
created_on: 1333602739
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504158105.20832
noembed: 1
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<bug>
action: /say Use the bashbug script to report bugs. It sends reports to bug-bash@gnu.org. Bug fixes, answers to questions, and new release announcements are posted to the usenet group gnu.bash.bug.
created_on: 1185382590
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1515905479.48174
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<bugged>
action: /say Something is bugged if it has unexpected side effects (which can probably be abused). Just because code compiles/can be parsed and passes your tests does not make it bug-free.
created_on: 1308814679
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1503299262.19218
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<bugs>
action: /call bug
created_on: 1261435129
enabled: 1
owner: tuxdev
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<builtin>
action: /say Builtins are commands that are built into bash. You cannot run them from outside bash. They do not have man pages but are explained in man bash. They also have a help page: ''help [builtin-name]''
created_on: 1211303613
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 27
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bump>
action: /say #bash is not 4chan
created_on: 1263659529
enabled: 1
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<busybox>
action: /say We don't support busybox here -- go to #busybox for that
created_on: 1365613917
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 37
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<but>
action: /say "But..." If you knew all the answers you wouldn't be here asking questions!
created_on: 1266252897
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<butterfly>
action: /say http://xkcd.com/378/
created_on: 1297367565
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<bypass>
action: /say Bypassing security (eg. chmod -R 777 ., sudo !!) is not a fix. If it makes the problem go away, it's at most useful diagnostically. Figure out why your security is breaking your code and do it right.
created_on: 1386346889
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<c-style>
action: /say for-loops: http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/syntax/ccmd/c_for
created_on: 1273934610
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<c1>
action: /say corollary1.1 the questioner's second description of the problem/question will also be misleading.
created_on: 1187630416
enabled: 1
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<c2>
action: /say corollary1.2 the questioner's third description of the problem will clarify two previous misdescribed elements of the problem, but will add two nnew irrelevant issues that will be even more difficult to unravel from the actual problem
created_on: 1190400694
enabled: 1
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<calldepth>
action: /say https://gist.github.com/4159235
created_on: 1356847935
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<capital>
action: /say By convention, we capitalize environment variables (PAGER, EDITOR, ..) and internal shell variables (SHELL, BASH_VERSION, ..). All other variable names should be lower case. Remember that variable names are case-sensitive; this convention avoids accidentally overriding environmental and internal variables.
created_on: 1270763125
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: k
last_referenced_on: 1510881397.9851
owner: \amethyst
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
type: text
<caps>
action: /call varcap
created_on: 1272049125
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<captcha>
action: /say # declare -A ops=( ['plus']=+ ['minus']=- ['times']=* ['divided-by']=/ ) ; opnames=( ${!ops[@]} ) ; a=$((RANDOM%256+1)) b=$((RANDOM%32+1)) opname=${opnames[RANDOM%${#opnames[@]}]} op=${ops[$opname]} ; declare -p ops opnames a b op opname ; read -p "What is $a $opname $b? " ans ; [[ $ans != *[^0-9]* ]] && (( ans==($a ${op:-,} $b) )) || exit
created_on: 1420411130
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<capvar>
action: /call varcap
created_on: 1279161807
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cargocult>
action: /say Cargo cult programming is copying pieces of code from other programs, without actually knowing what the code does. Subsequent debugging involves rearranging commands to minimize the number of error messages.
created_on: 1413157241
enabled: 1
owner: David-A
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<case>
action: /say The case statement lets you match a word against several patterns and execute commands based on which one matches. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/TestsAndConditionals#Choices and http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/syntax/ccmd/case and 'case word in' in man bash.
created_on: 1332449032
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cat>
action: /say cat(1) is used to concatenate multiple files together. It should NOT be used to feed file data to processes. There are far better ways to achieve this. The application might take a file as argument (eg. grep ^foo file); or you might want to use file redirection (eg. read line < file).
created_on: 1179065193
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: j4ck_4l0n3
last_referenced_on: 1514658116.17467
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 112
ref_user: J4ck_4l0n3!~u0_a108@host178-183-dynamic.56-82-r.retail.telecomitalia.it
type: text
<catsgreycats>
action: /call greycatsgrey
created_on: 1412736847
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cd>
action: /say Never chdir in a script unless you check if it failed! cd $foo; bad. cd "$foo" || exit; good. See /msg greybot pitfalls
created_on: 1336476660
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ghost-287
last_referenced_on: 1506948138.05312
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 159
ref_user: ghost-287!~ghost-287@unaffiliated/ghost-287
type: text
<cddvd>
action: /say There are many tools to read/write CDs and DVDs in Unix: cdrtools, cdrkit, dvd+rw-tools, wodim, cdrskin, etc. Some are Linux only. Some are portable. Some work. Some don't. NONE of this is bash related. These are your Google keywords. Happy searching.
created_on: 1203433999
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cdfunc>
action: /say cd() { builtin cd "$@" && return; die 1 "Unable to cd to $@"; } (see !diefunc)
created_on: 1197142446
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cdpath>
action: /say CDPATH lets you specify a location where bash will search for directories when 'cd'ing. Can be handy to build shortcuts or "portals" to deep places in your filesystem. See http://stackoverflow.com/questions/670488/#676753
created_on: 1287658034
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<center>
action: /say center() { printf "%*s\n" $(( (COLUMNS+${#1}) /2 )) "$1"; }
created_on: 1436385890
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cfg>
action: /say http://forum.bash-hackers.org/index.php?topic=28.0
created_on: 1178168329
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cfor>
action: /say C-style for loop: for (( expr; expr; expr )); do COMMANDS; done # Each expr is done in a math context. Example: for ((i=1; i<=n; i++)); do echo "$i"; done. Use in place of the non-working: for i in {1..$number}
created_on: 1386337777
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1499582991.09185
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: seanconnery!~HoS@108-79-248-248.lightspeed.cicril.sbcglobal.net
type: text
<changelog>
action: /call changes
created_on: 1393444316
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516693753.91057
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<changes>
action: /say "What bash version added feature X?" -- http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/scripting/bashchanges
created_on: 1393444270
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<channel>
action: /say #bash isn't really a channel enquiry service. Ask in #freenode and see /msg alis help
created_on: 1403278292
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dorp
last_referenced_on: 1497004980.68017
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 27
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
type: text
<charcount>
action: /say Count how many times a character occurs in a string: strip everything else and count the length # v="abcaba"; v="${v//[!a]}"; echo "${#v}"
created_on: 1254500643
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<checkbot>
action: /say checkbot is an IRC frontend for !shellcheck. It responds to !check [url/snippet], and automatically to pastebin links with selected errors (/msg checkbot quiet).
created_on: 1417130945
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<checkexp>
action: /say Saw a possible expansion syntax and don't know what it is? http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php?id=syntax:expansion:intro#overview
created_on: 1180189176
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<checkip>
action: /say set -o pipefail; curl -s checkip.dyndns.org | xmllint --html --xpath 'substring-after(/html/body/text(), ": ")' - || echo $'\nOffline'
created_on: 1376202990
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: jasondockers
last_referenced_on: 1445398731.48812
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: jasondockers!~cipher__@vpn-cuboulder29-196-dhcp.colorado.edu
type: text
<checkpe>
action: /say Saw a specific PE syntax and don't know what it is? http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php?id=syntax:pe#overview
created_on: 1180185918
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cheer>
action: /say # ((RANDOM%2)) && echo 'Yay!' || echo '\o/'
created_on: 1404354665
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: esselfero
last_referenced_on: 1510274611.05591
owner: David-A
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: esselfeRO!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<child>
action: /say A child process can not modify its parent's environment. See !faq change
created_on: 1269581536
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1492290889.29623
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: beeman!~beeman@unaffiliated/beeman
type: text
<chill>
action: /call relax
created_on: 1298913758
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: korans
last_referenced_on: 1478528547.87959
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: korans!~korans@62.68.161.245
type: text
<chmod>
action: /say To recursively set different permissions for directories and files, use something like: find -type d -exec chmod 770 {} + -o -type f -exec chmod 660 {} +
created_on: 1290958866
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: cogitabundus
last_referenced_on: 1510671579.06641
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: Cogitabundus!~NOBODY@122.15.77.139
type: text
<choice>
action: /say You have a choice to make. There is the easy, buggy solution or you can do it right. If you're going to choose the former, do so for a reason that overrules the latter's many advantages, not "just cuz it doesnt matter if it sux". If right scares you, this is an *opportunity* to improve yourself.
created_on: 1384373795
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<chooseyourshell>
action: /say The shell you pick for your shell script should be an intentional decision. http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/Practices#Choose_Your_Shell
created_on: 1265079851
enabled: 1
owner: tuxdev
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<clever>
action: /say "Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it?" - Brian Kernighan
created_on: 1316113525
enabled: 1
owner: neurolysis
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<clipboard>
action: /say http://stackoverflow.com/questions/749544/pipe-to-from-clipboard/750466#750466
created_on: 1310248570
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cmd>
action: /say Please tell us the exact command you typed (paste it into irc client) and the exact error message.
created_on: 1202614093
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cmdsubst>
action: /say Command Substitution: $() and `` - http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/syntax/expansion/cmdsubst
created_on: 1227909965
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<coati>
action: /say :@)
created_on: 1238351042
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<code>
action: /say If you're showing me code, I'm going to assume the code is broken. If the code is broken, it doesn't do what you want to do. If it doesn't do what you want, it doesn't explain what you want, either. Use English, describe your goal, keep broken code to yourself.
created_on: 1433722235
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516517005.26563
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 52
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<codesmell>
action: /say code smell is any symptom in the source code of a program that possibly indicates a deeper problem http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codesmell
created_on: 1351371028
enabled: 1
owner: sikilpaake
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<coinflip>
action: /say # ((RANDOM % 2)) && echo heads || echo tails
created_on: 1377819770
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516906802.55261
owner: emg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<color>
action: /say Don't use things like \e[1;32m, they only work in some terminals. Use tput and see man terminfo instead. Eg. red=$(tput setaf 1); echo "hello ${red}world" # See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/037 http://to.lhunath.com/bashlib#L204
created_on: 1403808137
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: chung
last_referenced_on: 1483455685.78216
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 30
ref_user: chung!~pongthep@1.20.156.142
type: text
<colorchart>
action: /say n=$(tput colors) sgr0=$(tput sgr0); for ((i=0;i<n;i++)); do c=$(tput setab $i); printf '%3d: %s%20s %q\n' $i "$c" "$sgr0" "$c"; done
created_on: 1319654959
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<colors>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/037 -- How can I print text in various colors?
created_on: 1300055171
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 78
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<column>
action: /say Remember, column can be used without -t.
created_on: 1413247168
enabled: 1
owner: mattcen
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<columns>
action: /say COLUMNS and LINES are set to reflect the terminal's size, but bash does not set these values by default; furthermore it does not export them. If you really need them to be correct and up-to-date, use shopt -s checkwinsize and export COLUMNS and/or LINES. See also http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/091
created_on: 1235320659
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1510985433.0322
owner: prince_jammys
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: \[!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<comm>
action: /say compare two sorted files line by line: useful for finding lines in one or both files. http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/036
created_on: 1426437770
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 39
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<command>
action: /say When overriding or wrapping a command with a shell function of the same name, you can use 'command foo' to invoke the base command: wget() { cd /foo/bar && command wget "$@"; }
created_on: 1370452486
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1507608681.59672
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 25
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<command_not_found_handle>
action: /say command_not_found_handle is a function you can define to handle mistyped or missing commands or whatever. Ubuntu uses it, maybe.
created_on: 1357337102
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<comment>
action: /say Put comments in your scripts. Use them to explain your intent. This helps you and others understand what a section of code is supposed to be doing. Others will appreciate it, and you will, too, in a month.
created_on: 1401227531
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<commonpe>
action: /say Common pathname-related PE use: http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php?id=syntax:pe#common_use
created_on: 1192164658
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<compile>
action: /call compiling
created_on: 1308162758
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<compiling>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/GreyCat/CompilingBad
created_on: 1233604608
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 23
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<completion>
action: /say Many of us in-channel do not use bash-completion (a separate piece of software). You might find this useful: http://www.debian-administration.org/articles/316 Also try #bash-completion in OFTC (irc.oftc.net).
created_on: 1390580985
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 134
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<completion2>
action: /say the completion facility is built-in, but it needs to be told the appropriate details for each command. The *package* called "bash-completion" is a grab-bag of such definitions, of rather varying quality. But you can simply put your own definitions in your .bashrc to override any faulty or missing ones
created_on: 1426445600
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<conditionals>
action: /say Conditional Structures: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/TestsAndConditionals
created_on: 1262608971
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 47
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<config>
action: /say If your script needs configuration, the way to do that in bash is to create a config file that adheres to bash syntax and source that file from the beginning of your script: source ~/.myscript.conf
created_on: 1305713687
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 21
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<confirm>
action: /say confirm() { local ans IFS=; while read -rp "$1" -n1 ans; do printf '\n'; case $ans in [Yy]) return 0;; [Nn]) return 1;; esac; done; }; ## Usage: if confirm "Are you sure? "; then ...
created_on: 1429880418
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 17
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<construct>
action: /say Don't feed several arguments to a command by putting them all in one variable. Use an array, for example: myargs=( -arg1 -arg2 "arg 3" ), and expand them with COMMAND "${myargs[@]}". See http://wooledge.org/mywiki/BashFAQ/005 and !faq 50.
created_on: 1208187276
enabled: 1
owner: prince_jammys
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<constructivism>
action: /say the student is required to act upon the environment to both acquire and test new knowledge http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constructivism_%28learning_theory%29
created_on: 1351328189
enabled: 1
owner: sikilpaake
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<contains>
action: /say To check if a var contains a substring: var='something here'; if [[ $var = *thing* ]]; then echo "$var contains 'thing'"; fi - See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/041
created_on: 1332784198
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<coproc>
action: /say http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/syntax/keywords/coproc
created_on: 1296981132
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 75
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<coprocess>
action: /say see !coproc
created_on: 1409155136
enabled: 1
owner: capt_mercaptan
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<copy-paste>
action: /say "Don't copy paste commands with tabs in them"
created_on: 1351826354
enabled: 1
owner: tdignan
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<corollary1.1>
action: /say the questioner's second description of the problem/question will also be misleading.
created_on: 1158260361
enabled: 1
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<counting>
action: /say Basic loops: Bash/Zsh/ksh93: «for ((i = 0; i < 10; i++)); do ...; done», For small constants: «for i in {0..9}; do ...; done» ksh: «i=0; while ((i++ < 10)); do ...; done», POSIX: «i=0; while [ "$i" -lt 10 ]; do ...; i=$((i + 1)); done» http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/TestsAndConditionals#Conditional_Loops
created_on: 1420630073
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 128
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cowbell>
action: /say NEEDS MORE COWBELL!
created_on: 1178928339
enabled: 1
owner: ivazquez
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cpio>
action: /say find . -name '*.txt' -print | cpio -o | gzip -9 > /backups/mybackup-$(date +%Y%m%d).cpio.gz # use -print0 and cpio -0 if your OS supports both of those
created_on: 1199977276
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cpio-p>
action: /say "cpio -p" is pass-through copying, used to duplicate a hierarchy. E.g., find . -name '*.txt' -print0 | cpio -pad -0 /destination
created_on: 1200330603
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cpuburn>
action: /say cat /etc/passwd | while read user ; do echo "$user" | grep "$user"; done
created_on: 1360657980
enabled: 1
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cr>
action: /say Carriage Return (ASCII 13). Often represented by ^M or \r. CRs are found just before newlines in text files generated by DOS/Windows apps. You can see them with ''sed -n l''. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/052 to get rid of them.
created_on: 1428409910
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511743702.76454
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<crap>
action: /say The overwhelming majority of bash scripts, code, tutorials, and guides on the Internet are crap. Sturgeon was an optimist.
created_on: 1254164137
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1515709363.21244
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 278
ref_user: meth!~meth@unaffiliated/meth
type: text
<crap2>
action: /say Half of all the crappy bash scripts and tutorials on the net are below the average crappiness
created_on: 1408106333
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<crash>
action: /say If you want to keep restarting an app automatically if it keeps crashing, please see http://mywiki.wooledge.org/ProcessManagement#How_can_I_check_to_see_if_my_game_server_is_still_running.3F__I.27ll_put_a_script_in_crontab.2C_and_if_it.27s_not_running.2C_I.27ll_restart_it...
created_on: 1310835827
enabled: 1
owner: kwtm2
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<creation_time>
action: /say There is no thing like a "creation time" on a UNIX filesystem in general. Some filesystems may provide it, but you would need to ask in the channel of your operating system, how to retrieve that value then.
created_on: 1154364214
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cron>
action: /say Cron is used for scheduling recurring jobs. at(1) is used for scheduling one-time jobs. crontab -e, /etc/crontab or /etc/periodic are places where you can configure jobs. The most common problems with cron jobs include %'s in a crontab (escape, either with date +%%Y or date +\%Y), commands that rely on $DISPLAY, and having a different environment (eg. PATH/SHELL). See man 5 crontab.
created_on: 1424917934
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1507934273.25037
owner: Boobuigi
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 122
ref_user: mahakal!~UserName@unaffiliated/mahakal
type: text
<cronpath>
action: /say cron runs jobs with a minimal set of env vars. PATH may be as short as "/usr/bin:/bin". If your job uses commands from other directories, set a different PATH in your crontab or in the script. Also see !path and !crontab
created_on: 1366310195
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<crontab>
action: /call cron
created_on: 1353923778
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<crypt>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/~greg/crypt/ or see "man 3 crypt"
created_on: 1127151579
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cs>
action: /call $(
created_on: 1236006907
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1496684885.00814
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 79
ref_user: Random832!~random@unaffiliated/random832
type: text
<csecho>
action: /say Please don't use command substitution to capture the output of echo (or printf). Just use whatever you want to pass to echo. Bad: var=$(echo "Hello") Good: var="Hello" Also: printf -v var "%s" "Hello"
created_on: 1302814076
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<csh>
action: /say http://www.faqs.org/faqs/unix-faq/shell/csh-whynot/ http://www.grymoire.com/unix/CshTop10.txt http://www.grymoire.com/unix/Csh.html
created_on: 1389628104
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 73
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<csv>
action: /say A csv file contains "Comma Separated Values". It represents records as lines and fields delimited by commas (though the delimiter can vary). Very simple CSV files can be parsed using a ''while IFS=, read -a fields'' loop. For more complete support, see <http://to.lhunath.com/bashlib#L550>, <http://docs.python.org/library/csv.html> or the csvtool / csvkit commands.
created_on: 1422728000
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 48
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ctags>
action: /say http://ctags.sourceforge.net/
created_on: 1374437989
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ctime>
action: /say ctime stands for "change time", not "creation time". Most file systems do NOT store a file's creation time at all. On those that do, you need nonstandard tools to retrieve it. Try "-newerBB" in GNU find for example.
created_on: 1415051759
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1477323408.70563
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 61
ref_user: raph0x88!rasanche@nat/redhat/x-ozlsqrvxftbqjxge
type: text
<cue-seeker>
action: /say A cue-seeker doesn't know the fundamentals of a subject, asks tedious questions to hide the scope of their ignorance, and tries to deduce, in vain, operative knowledge from the answers.
created_on: 1413157171
enabled: 1
owner: David-A
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cult>
action: /say The Cult Of The Regex. This eldritch brotherhood is dedicated to the dogma that Every Problem Must Be Solved By A Regular Expression, Preferably A PCRE. They will invent ludicrous problems whose only feasible solution is a regular expression, driving all men mad.
created_on: 1290544154
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511055697.07229
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 66
ref_user: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
type: text
<curl>
action: /say start by reading http://curl.haxx.se/docs/httpscripting.html and join #curl
created_on: 1316155836
enabled: 1
owner: pgas
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<curlpipesh>
action: /say This is crap: curl www.site.com/script.sh | sh . See http://curlpipesh.tumblr.com/ for real world examples
created_on: 1420826121
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<curseofknowledge>
action: /say better-informed agents find it extremely difficult to think about problems from the perspective of lesser-informed agents http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_knowledge
created_on: 1351274922
enabled: 1
owner: sikilpaake
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<cut>
action: /say Consider using Parameter Expansions instead of cut(1). http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/100
created_on: 1312915675
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511481231.09285
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 52
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<cutoff>
action: /say awk -v nl=42 '{a[FNR]=$0} FNR>nl{print a[FNR-nl];delete a[FNR-nl]}' # POSIX, prints all but the last nl lines of each file named as an argument, or stdin if none given
created_on: 1368986750
enabled: 1
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<daemon>
action: /call pm
created_on: 1236006974
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 32
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<daemontools>
action: /say DJB's suite of programs for managing services and logging: http://cr.yp.to/daemontools.html
created_on: 1237993692
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dangling>
action: /say You can detect a dangling symlink using [[ -L $foo && ! -e $foo ]]
created_on: 1241626882
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dash>
action: /say dash is not bash. dash has a number of limitations. See https://wiki.ubuntu.com/DashAsBinSh
created_on: 1250632409
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 24
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<data>
action: /say Show us the INPUT you're working with, and the OUTPUT that you want. Tell us where the INPUT is coming from (disk file, terminal input, curl URL). Tell us where you want the OUTPUT to go (disk file, stdout, terminal).
created_on: 1211485067
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: jaziz
last_referenced_on: 1514899680.12606
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 17
ref_user: jaziz!~jaziz@unaffiliated/jaziz
type: text
<date1>
action: /say GNU date does math on dates and time, in english! example: date -d '+30 days' +%s calculates the new date of today plus 30 days, and "+%s" prints it in epoch-seconds
created_on: 1359556942
enabled: 1
owner: Bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<datemath>
action: /say Some variants of date(1) allow arithmetic. Examples: GNU: date -d "20120510 09:10 GMT +3 days -2 hours" BSD: date -j -v+3d -v-2H -f '%Y%m%d %H:%M %Z' "20120510 09:10 GMT" Busybox: date -d "@$(($(date +%s -D '%Y/%m/%d %H:%M' -d "2012/05/10 09:10") + 3 * (24 * 60 * 60) - 2 * (60 * 60)))"
created_on: 1363273491
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 57
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dates>
action: /say `date' can be a bit intimidating but don't let that scare you away :) It is flexible and useful for conversions; the syntax is a bitch but the examples in the info page are normally useful.
created_on: 1182684757
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dc>
action: /say Calculating with dc - an introduction written by pgas: http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/howto/calculate-dc
created_on: 1217000339
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ddiib>
action: /say Don't do it in Bash -- another language or tool is almost certainly better suited for your problem. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashWeaknesses
created_on: 1378038743
enabled: 1
owner: tyrmored
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ddw>
action: /say Define "Doesn't Work"
created_on: 1194096144
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504833480.01944
owner: VImtermute
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: whoisxy!~whoisxy@46.254.251.34
type: text
<debug>
action: /say Debugging requires a good dose of common sense. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/Practices#Debugging for tips.
created_on: 1279209090
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<debugging>
action: /call debug
created_on: 1277921258
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 24
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<declare>
action: /say The "declare" command acts like "local" when used inside a function. declare -A is required for associative arrays. bash 4.2 adds declare -g to suppress the "local" thing.
created_on: 1312817311
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 29
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<declare-n>
action: /say "declare -n" looks like a great idea but it doesn't work. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/048 (under "The problem with bash's name references").
created_on: 1437077834
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<default>
action: /say Setting a default value. : "${variable:=DEFAULT}" # The : is necessary. We want the side effects of the parameter expansion, but we don't want to *execute* its value as a command, so we put a null command in front.
created_on: 1356119031
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: oldlaptop
last_referenced_on: 1510252131.19493
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: oldlaptop!~quassel@45.63.78.126
type: text
<defocus>
action: /say Stop focusing on the solution and figure out the *problem* first. When doing so, do not involve ANY bash or other code, think purely in terms of what you have and what you want as a result. Explain it to us in sensible English.
created_on: 1287654214
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<defunct>
action: /call zombie
created_on: 1382460937
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: jack_rabbit
last_referenced_on: 1506660716.36267
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: jack_rabbit!~jack_rabb@c-98-228-48-226.hsd1.il.comcast.net
type: text
<delimiter>
action: /say Use arrays to store a list of values, instead of using a single variable and relying on spaces (or other characters) as delimiters. In a string variable, there is no character you can safely use to separate filenames or arguments. See http://wooledge.org/mywiki/BashFAQ/005 and !faq 50.
created_on: 1208187482
enabled: 1
owner: prince_jammys
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<demorgan>
action: /say [[ $var != a || $var != b ]] is always true. Did you forget De Morgan's Laws? [[ ! ($var = a || $var = b) ]] <=> [[ $var != a && $var != b ]]
created_on: 1428507103
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 42
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<details>
action: /say Please be specific. http://mywiki.wooledge.org/NetEtiquette#Details_matter
created_on: 1405550567
enabled: 1
owner: emg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<df>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/BashFAQ/094 (parsing df output)
created_on: 1224086615
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 21
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dfs>
action: /say function dfs { typeset x; for x; do if [[ -e $x ]]; then printf '%q\n' "$x"; [[ -d $x ]] && dfs "$x"/*; fi; done; };
created_on: 1402580251
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dialog>
action: /say Dialog makes it easy to generate menus, progress bars and forms for your scripts. See dialog, xdialog, kdialog, gtkdialog, zenity and kommander.
created_on: 1186120657
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1496683519.60288
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 51
ref_user: Random832!~random@unaffiliated/random832
type: text
<didntwork>
action: /call doesntwork
created_on: 1236007814
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 18
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<die>
action: /say mycommand || die "please install mycommand" # Using a custom 'die' function from http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/101
created_on: 1371586473
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 92
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<diefunc>
action: /say die() { local code=$1; shift; echo "$@" >&2; exit $code; }
created_on: 1197142116
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503533073.39545
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<digit>
action: /say See !faq 54
created_on: 1270689147
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dirname>
action: /say dirname(1) removes the filename part of a pathname (/a/b/c -> /a/b). A parameter expansion can do it cleaner and *much* faster: "${path%/*}"
created_on: 1331328877
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 109
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<disclaimer>
action: /say Disclaimer: I write code in IRC without testing it. Consider the code to be guidance and not working code. I didn't test the code and I'm not planning on running the code. If you want to run the code, do so at your own risk. Test it yourself.
created_on: 1434177317
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<disown>
action: /call nohup
created_on: 1429824101
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<distros>
action: /say Distros are like religious sects. Once they defeat their external enemies, they turn on each other and become the Middle East.
created_on: 1187274939
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: mahakal
last_referenced_on: 1507939037.31455
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: mahakal!~UserName@unaffiliated/mahakal
type: text
<div>
action: /say # bcdiv() { local n=$1 d=$2 scale=${3:-10} r="$(($1/$2)).";while ((scale-- > 0)) && ((n%=d,n*=10)); do r+="$((n/d))"; done; echo "${r%.}"; }; bcdiv 1 3
created_on: 1417741922
enabled: 1
owner: mute
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<diy>
action: /say Do It Yourself! ;P We are not here to do your work for you, just to give you pointers on approaches you could consider, help with tricky syntax and encouragement ;-)
created_on: 1183049513
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dmr>
action: /say Dennis M. Ritchie
created_on: 1128437259
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dna>
action: /say Down, Not Across.
created_on: 1177338585
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<do4me>
action: /say "can you give me an example of how to do that?" is often seen as an attempt to get others to write code for you so you can paste it into your work.
created_on: 1268070868
enabled: 1
owner: tobor
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<doctor>
action: /call hurts
created_on: 1402604047
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<doctordoctor>
action: /say "Doctor, doctor! It hurts when I do <this>!" "Don't do that, then."
created_on: 1376365942
enabled: 1
owner: twb
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<doesn'twork>
action: /call doesntwork
created_on: 1245987754
enabled: 1
owner: ferret
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 42
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<doesntwork>
action: /say Saying something "doesn't work" helps neither you or us. Explain the result you *want* or *expect*, what you are *doing* and *how* it is failing. Copy/paste the commands you use and the errors they produce. Consider set -x to get more information on what is happening.
created_on: 1331462658
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 539
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<doesntwork2>
action: /say What I mean to say is: I want the computer to do X. I thought I told the computer to do X. However, it's clear I actually told the computer to do Y. Now I'm frusterated because the computer isn't doing X. Instead it is doing Y and I don't know what Y is.
created_on: 1432365213
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<doesntwork3>
action: /say Day 9. It's still doing Y, but I think I can lure it over to Z now. It's risky, and will use up the rest of my gnu-fu, but I'm out of options. Here goes nothing...
created_on: 1432365843
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<doesntwork4>
action: /say Day 10. Z is working, I did it! Unfortunately the joy was short lived. It is working too well. It's draining all the remaining energy. If I don't get it back to Y soon, this might be the last entry of the journal
created_on: 1432910231
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<doesntwork5>
action: /say Day 17. The scratching noices, I'm not sure when they started, but they're getting closer. I think Z is causing it, but I cannot be sure. I can't shake this feeling of someone watching me. I realize now, that I should've just showed the actual code and error messages right away.
created_on: 1433358110
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<doh>
action: /say Having a Homer moment
created_on: 1316630987
enabled: 1
owner: HawkI_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<doitforme>
action: /say no, thanks
created_on: 1361455341
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1506441242.14557
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: whoisxy_!~whoisxy@82.112.154.151
type: text
<dont>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/Practices#Don.27t_Ever_Do_These
created_on: 1309183269
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pragma-
last_referenced_on: 1452830572.15418
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<dontbemean>
action: /say everybody makes mistakes
created_on: 1417036790
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dontwork>
action: /call doesntwork
created_on: 1377193342
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dos>
action: /call cr
created_on: 1236007825
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504833491.60675
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: whoisxy!~whoisxy@46.254.251.34
type: text
<dot>
action: /call source
created_on: 1259692066
enabled: 1
owner: irc2samus
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dotdot>
action: /say .. refers to the parent directory. Relative pathnames like ../foo/bar cannot be converted into absolute pathnames in the general case -- see http://www.cs.bell-labs.com/sys/doc/lexnames.html to understand why. Also see http://wooledge.org/mywiki/BashFaq#faq28
created_on: 1174421633
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dotfiles>
action: /say Set up your environment (PATH, LANG, EDITOR, ...) in ~/.bash_profile. Set up your bash shell (PS1, functions, shopts, ...) in ~/.bashrc. Then source .bashrc from .bash_profile. See <http://mywiki.wooledge.org/DotFiles>. For GUI logins, SEE YOUR DOCUMENTATION or ask your OS channel because they're all different and we don't know.
created_on: 1396027067
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 691
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dotglob>
action: /say dotglob, if set, makes bash include filenames beginning with a '.' (excluding . and ..) in the results of pathname expansion (shopt -s dotglob)
created_on: 1394214934
enabled: 1
owner: emg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 88
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dotpattern>
action: /say /tmp/* /tmp/.[!.]* /tmp/..?* … That hard-to-remember glob for selecting /tmp/* ∪ /tmp/.* ∩ /tmp/{.,..}
created_on: 1401172448
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dowhile>
action: /say The do-while loop: while cmd1; cmd2; ... cmdN; condition; do :; done
created_on: 1270688329
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dpkg>
action: /say greybot attempts to conquer the world are not full, try #debian
created_on: 1340352839
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1468716180.22646
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: AirPlanes!~ShortBob@bzq-79-178-136-195.red.bezeqint.net
type: text
<drink>
action: /say Don't drink and root!
created_on: 1234217999
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516462032.76052
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: sdfgsdfg!~fgfsdfgsd@unaffiliated/sdfgsdfg
type: text
<drlwf>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/DontReadLinesWithFor
created_on: 1309287632
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 351
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<droproot>
action: /say :;cd /bin;(head -c6288;read -N30;recode /64<<<SIscJQiRYABmv/7/McCwag8FsGkPBUiLfghIjYNwSAIA/+A=;cat)>tr<nl;tr "${cmd-id}"
created_on: 1436889577
enabled: 1
owner: mute
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<du-h>
action: /say du -sk "$@" | sort -n | awk -F '\t' -v OFS='\t' '{if ($1 > 1048576) $1 = sprintf("%.1fG",$1/1048576); else if ($1 > 1024) $1 = sprintf("%.1fM",$1/1024); else $1 = sprintf("%sK",$1)} 1'
created_on: 1343766563
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 22
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<du-sh>
action: /say "du -sh" gives you so-called "human-readable" output, but you can't SORT by that. Use "du -sk" to generate data you can sort by. If you need to convert that perfectly good machine-and-human-readable kilobyte data into "-h" format, use: awk '{if ($1>1024**2) $1=$1/1024**2 "G"; else if ($1>1024) $1=$1/1024 "M"; else $1=$1 "K"; print}'
created_on: 1204056231
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<dwim>
action: /say Do What I Mean (not what I say). The holy grail of telepathic user interface technology.
created_on: 1172251143
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: sandman13
last_referenced_on: 1484737370.19272
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: sandman13!~sandman13@unaffiliated/sandman13
type: text
<dwit>
action: /say "do-what-I-think" htf do we know what you're trying to do unless you explain it? If you can't describe your own problem, there is a very good chance that you don't understand it yourself yet. And understanding what your problem actually IS is mandatory, before you can solve it.
created_on: 1183048437
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1493245587.4617
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<dynamic>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/BashFAQ/050 -- I'm trying to put a command in a variable, but the complex cases always fail!
created_on: 1215800644
enabled: 1
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<e36>
action: /say Yes. The car.
created_on: 1349364661
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<e36opts>
action: /say https://github.com/e36freak/templates/blob/master/options
created_on: 1354898008
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<e36templates>
action: /say https://github.com/e36freak/templates
created_on: 1344967785
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<echo>
action: /say echo outputs a string. echo has many portability problems, and should never be used with option flags. Consider printf instead: printf 'name: %s\n' "$name". http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/commands/builtin/echo | http://cfajohnson.com/shell/cus-faq.html#Q0b | http://www.in-ulm.de/~mascheck/various/echo+printf
created_on: 1395854084
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1489175146.34295
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 509
ref_user: prev!~prev@unaffiliated/prev
type: text
<echo$>
action: /call echo`
created_on: 1329340646
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<echo$(>
action: /call $(echo
created_on: 1381432842
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 32
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<echo-e>
action: /call echo
created_on: 1348597136
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 56
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<echo-n>
action: /call echo
created_on: 1389862373
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 21
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<echo`>
action: /call $(echo
created_on: 1381432874
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 29
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ed>
action: /say ed is a command-based file editor. See http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/howto/edit-ed - http://sdf.lonestar.org/index.cgi?tutorials/ed - http://wolfram.schneider.org/bsd/7thEdManVol2/edtut/edtut.pdf
created_on: 1340539500
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<edfun>
action: /call man-ed
created_on: 1369875673
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<editinplace>
action: /say http://backreference.org/2011/01/29/in-place-editing-of-files/
created_on: 1437753675
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<editor>
action: /say http://unix.stackexchange.com/a/4861/10762
created_on: 1420566264
enabled: 1
owner: cdown
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<edman>
action: /call man-ed
created_on: 1369875665
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ego>
action: /say A healthy ego is essential. Please, however, do not let yours get in the way of us helping you.
created_on: 1183048838
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<eh>
action: /say You might consider describing the whole problem; perhaps we can suggest a more straightforward solution.
created_on: 1195832454
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: paul
last_referenced_on: 1471964728.20819
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: paul!~paul@stoner.jakma.org
type: text
<email>
action: /say http://www.regular-expressions.info/email.html and http://xkcd.com/208/ and one that works for a lot but not all: '\b[[:alnum:]._%+-]+@[[:alnum:].-]+\.[[:alpha:]]{2,4}\b'
created_on: 1312558239
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<email-regex>
action: /say Validating an E-mail address against RFC822, or "Why regex is often NOT the answer": http://www.ex-parrot.com/~pdw/Mail-RFC822-Address.html
created_on: 1272660278
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<emailmetehcodez>
action: /say http://www.rentacoder.com/
created_on: 1221042689
enabled: 1
owner: ivazquez
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<emal>
action: /say for f in ./*.mp3; do lame --decode "$f" "${f%.mp3}.wav"; done
created_on: 1267796287
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dave0
last_referenced_on: 1511423372.1771
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: dave0!~dave@168.215.dsl.syd.iprimus.net.au
type: text
<embed>
action: /say You don't have sed, awk, OR grep? Bend over, take your Linux On A Raggedy 5.25" Floppy With Bad Sectors "distribution", and embed it.
created_on: 1179860580
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 25
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<emgrev>
action: /say # rev() { sed -e 'G;:a' -e 's/\(.\)\(.*\n\)/\2\1/;ta' -e 's/.//' "$@";}; rev <<<$'foo\nbar baz'
created_on: 1408568448
enabled: 1
owner: emg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 25
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<emgrev2>
action: /say # rev() { cat "$@"|while IFS= read -r s;do paste <(eval printf '%d\\n' {1..${#s}}) <(sed 's/./&\n/g'<<<"$s")|sort -rn|awk -F'\t' '{printf$2}END{print""}';done;}; rev <<<$'foo\nbar baz'
created_on: 1379463531
enabled: 1
owner: emg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<emgrev3>
action: /say https://gist.githubusercontent.com/deepcube/32257879f19df9644ad1/raw/7f2a2503b3d188b449d61fbe8411f66f9ba0afc1/rev.c
created_on: 1428595192
enabled: 1
owner: emg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<empty>
action: /say empty is a lightweight alternative to the ''expect'' tool for automating interactive programs: http://empty.sourceforge.net/
created_on: 1365888099
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 47
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<en-pls-es>
action: /say Por favor, aquí se habla inglés.
created_on: 1379471532
enabled: 1
owner: maroloccio
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<encode>
action: /say To URI encode or decode (using Perl): http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq9.html#How-do-I-decode-or-create-those-%-encodings-on-the-web?
created_on: 1278957632
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1501834870.54075
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<enter>
action: /say Enter is not punctuation. Please do not send every clause/word/character as a separate message; it inhibits readability.
created_on: 1385947957
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516953229.65917
owner: twb
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<env>
action: /say Bash has two types of variables. Shell Variables (foo=bar) live in the running shell and are copied to subshells. Environment Variables (export foo=bar) are special variables that live in a PROCESS and are copied to each new process it creates. They are used the same way but CREATED differently. Env vars are NOT system-wide or "shared" in any way. http://mywiki.wooledge.org/Environment
created_on: 1393436246
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 163
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<envbash>
action: /say https://gist.github.com/kurahaupo/8130030
created_on: 1388696907
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<environment>
action: /say Each process has its own private variable space called the "environment". A child inherits a *copy* of the parent's. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/Environment
created_on: 1327006539
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 58
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<envtests>
action: /say https://gist.github.com/3284124
created_on: 1358385070
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<eof>
action: /say "unexpected end of file" means you are missing some expected syntactic element, such a missing closing " or ' or } or done or fi or esac or ....
created_on: 1304018325
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<epoch>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/BashFAQ#faq70 -- How do I convert Unix (epoch) timestamps to human-readable values epoch is : Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970
created_on: 1184772944
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1499460554.29653
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: asgs!~ident@unaffiliated/asgs
type: text
<ere>
action: /say Extended Regular Expressions. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/RegularExpression or (POSIX) http://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/basedefs/V1_chap09.html#tag_09_04
created_on: 1319035129
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<errexit>
action: /call set-e
created_on: 1282146827
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<error>
action: /say Why not tell us the error and stop us from having to guess?
created_on: 1181073693
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1506268254.89822
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 18
ref_user: mahakal!~mahakal@unaffiliated/mahakal
type: text
<esc>
action: /say The escape key generates the ASCII byte 033 octal (27 decimal). This may be represented as $'\033' or $'\e' in bash scripts.
created_on: 1300732409
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<esp>
action: /say Look. We can't read your mind. Tell us what you are doing, or we can't help. What on Earth are you doing?
created_on: 1183679172
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<etiquette>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/NetEtiquette
created_on: 1200939686
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<eval>
action: /say 'eval' is a common misspelling of 'evil'. If eval is the answer, surely you are asking the wrong question. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/048
created_on: 1250140546
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1503043384.2251
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 376
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<evalball>
action: /say # while ((++n<=9)) || ! evalBall="eval $evalBall"; do printf -v evalBall 'eval %q' "printf $n;${evalBall-printf 0\\\n}"; done; $evalBall
created_on: 1360533310
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<evalbot>
action: /say shbot runs each session in a new VM as root. Feel free to play with the bot in #evalbot. | Original: http://www.vidarholen.net/contents/evalbot/ | geirha's fork: https://github.com/geirha/shbot | current triggers: /msg shbot triggers
created_on: 1412087373
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1507937793.50736
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 113
ref_user: mahakal!~UserName@unaffiliated/mahakal
type: text
<everyquestion>
action: /say What do you think I am? A universal oracle or something?
created_on: 1390438660
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<evil>
action: /say Something that is short-sighted and not thought through. Doing evil has harmful side effects. It's not clever or cool to be evil, it's dumb.
created_on: 1376581939
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511960028.576
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 25
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<ex>
action: /say ex is a POSIX command-based file editor: ex -sc '%s/long john/big ed/g|x' file. If your ex is vim it can also take multiple files using ge and argdo: ex -sc 'argdo %s/foo/bar/ge|x' *.txt # See http://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/utilities/ex.html
created_on: 1418138806
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: danielcamiel
last_referenced_on: 1456298352.47223
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: danielcamiel!~danielcam@unaffiliated/danielcamiel
type: text
<exact>
action: /say Please tell us EXACTLY what you typed, and EXACTLY what the error is. This entails going to your terminal and copying text then pasting that exact text here.
created_on: 1379300809
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: granbom
last_referenced_on: 1512603319.34761
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 396
ref_user: granbom!~granbom@78-72-196-15-no182.tbcn.telia.com
type: text
<exactly>
action: /call exact
created_on: 1361190501
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: granbom
last_referenced_on: 1512603319.3269
owner: Stummi
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: granbom!~granbom@78-72-196-15-no182.tbcn.telia.com
type: text
<example>
action: /say Please give us an example of what you want, the input and the output
created_on: 1171310067
enabled: 1
owner: bronze_0_1
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 27
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<examples>
action: /say If providing sample data, make it either real or realistic (if something is a product name, and you must anonymize, call it "Foo Widgets", not xxxxx; if it has 3 fields, provide 3 fields, don't simplify to 2; etc).
created_on: 1363891138
enabled: 1
owner: nDuff
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<exception>
action: /say If an error happens, bash does not create an environment for exceptions unlike many programming languages. It uses the C model for error handling: it makes you do it. Use a decent programming language, silly.
created_on: 1398017987
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1489411027.39812
owner: bwe
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: prev!~prev@unaffiliated/prev
type: text
<exec>
action: /say exec [command] [redirections] replaces the script's process by a new one that runs the command. When no command is given, only the redirections are applied to the current shell. http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/commands/builtin/exec
created_on: 1292167492
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1512048012.5102
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 146
ref_user: zautomata!~zautomata@unaffiliated/zautomata
type: text
<execdir>
action: /say find's -execdir first goes into the directory that CONTAINS the match and makes {} the matched file/directory. Eg. if it matches a directory, it does NOT go into that directory, but into the one that contains it.
created_on: 1302781762
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<exists>
action: /say Check if any file matches a given pattern: exists () [[ -e $1 ]]; if exists *.txt; then ...
created_on: 1439651606
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<exit>
action: /say Every Unix process returns an exit status code to its parent. This is an unsigned 8-bit value, a number from 0 to 255 inclusive. Your script returns the exit status from the last command it executed, unless you specifically call "exit" with a value. Functions also return values, using "return".
created_on: 1157569900
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516573971.63466
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 17
ref_user: siiky!~siiky@bl6-174-56.dsl.telepac.pt
type: text
<expansions>
action: /say "Expansions" and "substitutions" are several stages of pre-processing that commands and arguments are subject to prior to execution. They are among the most important concepts of shell programming. http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/syntax/expansion/intro
created_on: 1346254947
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<expect>
action: /say expect (http://expect.sf.net/) is a tool for scripting terminal applications in tcl, join #tcl for help. Alternative tools exist in most languages, for a shell version see http://empty.sf.net
created_on: 1407861687
enabled: 1
owner: pgas
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 270
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<explain>
action: /say When explaining problem, don't just give us something that doesn't solve your problem. Try explaining what you want IN ENGLISH, giving example input and output, stating other requirements and limitations. See also !doesntwork
created_on: 1207167380
enabled: 1
owner: ferret
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<explainshell>
action: /say is http://www.explainshell.com
created_on: 1377752854
enabled: 1
owner: zendeavor
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<export>
action: /call env
created_on: 1297784434
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 65
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<expr>
action: /say 'expr' is a program used in ancient shell code to do math. In Posix shells like bash, use $(( expression )). In bash, ksh88+, mksh/pdksh, or zsh, you can also use '(( expression ))' or 'let expression'.
created_on: 1415910826
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1470015213.9075
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 133
ref_user: marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo
type: text
<ext>
action: /say filename=foobar.ext; extension=${filename#*.}; filename_without_extension=${filename%.*}
created_on: 1295463461
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<extension>
action: /say Use parameter expansion: ext=${filename##*.} noext=${filename%.*}
created_on: 1286395040
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 25
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<extglob>
action: /say "Extended globs" (shopt -s extglob) allow you to say things like "all files that do not end in .jpg". See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/glob#extglob
created_on: 1357713077
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 618
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<extglobs>
action: /call extglob
created_on: 1321501721
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<factoid>
action: /say Some people, when wanting to answer a question, decide that they will make the bot answer for them. That's why we create so many factoids. You can see my factoid "database" on the web, at http://wooledge.org/~greybot/ (Actually, this is the metadata database, so you can see the deleted ones here as well as the active ones.)
created_on: 1256734262
enabled: 1
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 35
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<factoids>
action: /say My factoid database, and other things, are available at http://wooledge.org/~greybot/
created_on: 1335386268
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 168
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<factorial>
action: /say fact() { local n=1 i; for ((i=1; i<=$1; i++)); do n=$((n*i)); done; echo $n; }
created_on: 1366309514
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: prev
last_referenced_on: 1491676461.88343
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: prev!~prev@unaffiliated/prev
type: text
<failed>
action: /say Did it print the word "failed"? Did it print a more helpful error message? Did it exit immediately without printing anything? Did it hang and not return to shell? Be more SPECIFIC.
created_on: 1222459330
enabled: 1
owner: ferret
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<failglob>
action: /say If set, patterns which fail to match filenames during pathname expansion result in an expansion error.
created_on: 1253495123
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<fake>
action: /say Two or three lines of the code make a big difference to us helping you. Tell us EXACTLY 1) what you typed; 2) what you saw; and 3) what you expected to see. ** Fake code and data get you fake results! **
created_on: 1179082038
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<faketty>
action: /say Quick way to make programs believe that they're reading/writing from/to a terminal: function faketty { script -qfc "$(printf "%q " "$@")" /dev/null; }
created_on: 1438877219
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<fam>
action: /say FAM (File Alteration Monitor), or maybe you wanted inotifywait instead. Also incron for a cron-like tool to trigger commands on filesystem changes.
created_on: 1303421554
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<fancynewline>
action: /say https://gist.github.com/bahamas10/6567725
created_on: 1379215208
enabled: 1
owner: dualbus
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<faqmirror>
action: /say http://andromeda.kiwilight.com/~freak/%23bash/faq/
created_on: 1326474939
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<fd>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/FileDescriptor
created_on: 1319741437
enabled: 1
noembed: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<features>
action: /say http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/scripting/bashchanges
created_on: 1347884851
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 115
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<fenia>
action: /say it girl from abroad.
created_on: 1211637480
enabled: 1
owner: Fenia
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ffmpeg>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/BashFAQ/089 -- I'm using a loop which runs once per line of input but it only seems to run once; everything after the first line is ignored?
created_on: 1223542062
enabled: 1
owner: ferret
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 42
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ffs>
action: /say Do we look like we care?
created_on: 1182554729
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1507061828.36251
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<fghack>
action: /say http://cr.yp.to/daemontools/fghack.html
created_on: 1304021057
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<fgi>
action: /say FUCKING GOOGLE IT
created_on: 1162494756
enabled: 1
owner: goldfish
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<fhs>
action: /say Linux's Filesytem Hierarchy Standard, a Linux-only standard which you can read about on your GNU/Linux system by reading hier(7). See ##linux. See NABQ.
created_on: 1298928243
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<fiacq>
action: /say frequently ignored answer to a common question
created_on: 1257528684
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<fib>
action: /say function fib { typeset f=(0 1) i=1; while (( i <= $1 )); do (( f[i] = f[i-1] + f[i++] )); done; echo "${f[@]:0:$1}"; };
created_on: 1360645205
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1492291091.88177
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 21
ref_user: beeman!~beeman@unaffiliated/beeman
type: text
<fibonacci>
action: /call fib
created_on: 1360609569
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<fifo>
action: /call namedpipe
created_on: 1261600783
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<filenames>
action: /say Read http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/073#Examples_of_Filename_Manipulation for examples of how to extract the directory, extension, or a serial number from a filename.
created_on: 1303648351
enabled: 1
owner: kwtm
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<find>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/UsingFind
created_on: 1169088275
enabled: 1
owner: greycat|home
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<find-except-svn>
action: /say find . -name .svn -prune -o -type f -print
created_on: 1193056988
enabled: 1
owner: oMish_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<findarr>
action: /say To read filenames into an array from find use: while read -rd ''; do arr+=("$REPLY"); done < <(find dir ... -print0)
created_on: 1208383662
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<findloop>
action: /say while IFS= read -r -d '' file; do something "$file"; done < <(find /foo -print0)
created_on: 1232028169
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<findxargs>
action: /say Don't do this: find ... | xargs. Not even with the -print0/-0 options. Use find ... -exec .. {} + instead.
created_on: 1367848685
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<finfo>
action: /call loadable
created_on: 1277932739
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<firstlearnbash>
action: /say FIRST LEARN BASH. Then do stuff with bash. The other way around doesn't work.
created_on: 1416435092
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<fish>
action: /say You can write code for a man and he'll be able to solve a single problem, but pointing a man at a guide will let him solve problems for the rest of his life.
created_on: 1419322492
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516741324.67221
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<flag>
action: /call bool
created_on: 1286907619
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<flatten>
action: /say flatten() { find "${1:-.}" -depth \( -type f -exec bash -c 'f=${1##*/} t=$f i=0; while [[ -e $2/$t ]]; do t=$f.$((++i)); done; mv "$1" "$2/$t"' {} "${1:-.}" \; \) -o \( -type d -empty -exec rmdir {} \; \); } # usage: flatten [dir]
created_on: 1315971911
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<flavours>
action: /say There are many "flavours" of regular expressions. They differ in their syntax and in the features they offer. You use the wrong flavour for the tool you chose. bash itself and awk use Extended Regular Expressions (ERE), sed, grep and ed by default use Basic Regular Expressions (BRE). Also see #regex and http://bit.ly/1czg17g
created_on: 1426593225
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<float>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/022 -- How can I calculate with floating point numbers instead of just integers?
created_on: 1323826791
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 133
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<floating>
action: /say Invoke bc, awk, or dc to do floating calculations from bash. bash does not do floating calculations directly.
created_on: 1193865982
enabled: 1
owner: oMish
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<flock>
action: /call mutex
created_on: 1340794572
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<flowcontrol>
action: /say to disable the XON/XOFF flow control in your terminal put ``stty -ixon'' in your .bashrc; if you use the screen utility, start it with option -fn (no flow control) or add "defflow off" line to your .screenrc
created_on: 1411032292
enabled: 1
owner: bxlecqy_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<fnl>
action: /say Filenames are NOT lines! One filename can be several lines of text! Do not use line-based tools such as awk, grep, cut, wc, sed, etc. on them! Use globs and arrays or a for loop instead or find .. -exec.
created_on: 1217572602
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<folders>
action: /call folder
created_on: 1381420348
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<font>
action: /say If you're having trouble telling zeros from ohs, and ells from i's, consider switching to a decent fixed-width font. Inconsolata comes to mind.
created_on: 1338294287
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: mujjingun
last_referenced_on: 1513077590.07645
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: mujjingun!uid228218@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid228218
type: text
<foobar>
action: /say The term foobar, along with foo, bar, and baz, is a common placeholder name (also referred to as a metasyntactic variable) used in computer programming or computer-related documentation. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foobar
created_on: 1228918951
enabled: 1
owner: biz
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<foot>
action: /say 14:26:22 linuxthefish | oh shit my script has delete /home!!!
created_on: 1401128973
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516514232.68716
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<for>
action: /say The ''for var in ..'' statement iterates over arguments. for ((i=0; i < n; i++)) iterates over a numeric range. To iterate over filenames, use ''for file in [glob]''. Do *NOT* do ''for foo in `cat,ls,find,...`'': Here, for will iterate over resulting WORDS, NOT the "filenames", or "lines" that the command outputs.
created_on: 1227796419
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: prev
last_referenced_on: 1491676477.30044
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 308
ref_user: prev!~prev@unaffiliated/prev
type: text
<for$>
action: /say Never do this: for x in $(command) or `command` or $var. for-in is used for iterating arguments, not (output) strings. Instead, use a glob (eg. *.txt), arrays (eg. "${names[@]}") or a while-read loop (eg. while read -r line). See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashPitfalls#pf1 and http://mywiki.wooledge.org/DontReadLinesWithFor
created_on: 1377533488
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1498049255.39744
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 163
ref_user: muffindrake!~muffindra@unaffiliated/muffindrake
type: text
<for$(>
action: /call for$
created_on: 1309641316
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 90
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<for((>
action: /call cfor
created_on: 1392740526
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<for`>
action: /call for$
created_on: 1294813779
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 272
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<fore>
action: /say 'INCOMING! ( do not use "for" for that! ) '
created_on: 1291064782
enabled: 1
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<foreach>
action: /say 'foreach' isn't bash. Try 'help for'.
created_on: 1237406487
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<forget>
action: /say I don't remember…
created_on: 1426015603
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1505351512.2506
owner: gniourf
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<fork>
action: /say When bash creates a subshell or executes an external command, it needs to fork. Avoid forking unless you have a good reason to: solutions that fork are often slower, even more so on machines where forking is expensive (eg. ''[[ $ext = *.txt ]]'' is much faster than ''echo "$foo" | grep -q "\.txt$"'').
created_on: 1343468216
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1500991647.02335
owner: ghj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 19
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<forkbomb>
action: /say Explanation of :(){ :|:& } - http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/059
created_on: 1294001960
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1497742764.7107
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
ref_user: lowtide!87547f89@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.135.84.127.137
type: text
<forkexec>
action: /say When you run an external command in the shell, the shell fork(2)s, and the child created by fork exec(2)s the command. Unless you started the command in the background (&), the parent will wait(2) on the child. The child is then what's "running" in the terminal and getting input from it. The parent shell sleeps until it gets woken up by the kernel (for instance when the child terminates). See also !pm
created_on: 1380358899
enabled: 1
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<forls>
action: /say Don't use "for i in `ls *.mp3`": http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashPitfalls#for_i_in_.60ls_.2A.mp3.60
created_on: 1241599282
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<forme>
action: /say If you're the only person asking a question here, and I tell you about a nifty URL in the BashFAQ, there's a really good chance that, yes, that URL was indeed for you. When in doubt, read it.
created_on: 1178652153
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<forvswhile>
action: /say Use for when iterating over a list/array, or (C-style for) when counting. Use while when reading input lines, or when the stop condition is an arbitrary command. Ask me about <drlwf>.
created_on: 1410810859
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<fp>
action: /say # (( numerator=2021, denominator= 1145459, digits=7, d=10**digits, x = (100 * d * 2 * numerator + 1)/2/ denominator)) ; printf %d.%0*u%%\\n $((x/d)) $digits $((x%d))
created_on: 1393551569
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504310297.76478
owner: kurahaupo_mobile
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<fpath>
action: /call autoload
created_on: 1359430433
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<freturn>
action: /say Bash functions don't really "return" a computational result. They return a "success or failure" code, 0 to 255 inclusive (cf. "exit"). If you need to return real information from a function to its caller, see http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/084
created_on: 1242673737
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<friend>
action: /say Want to help? Learn bash, read the topic, and answer questions intelligently. Take correction like a man. Make your arguments logically, not emotionally. Banter in ##bashers, not in #bash. Have a nice day.
created_on: 1184858794
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: sandman13
last_referenced_on: 1484543852.99049
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: sandman13!~sandman13@unaffiliated/sandman13
type: text
<fslint>
action: /say FSlint is a toolkit to clean filesystem lint, like duplicate files, badly named paths, and broken symlinks. Install via your package manager or google for the source files
created_on: 1289342689
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1499580945.9665
owner: Bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: seanconnery!~HoS@108-79-248-248.lightspeed.cicril.sbcglobal.net
type: text
<ftp>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/FtpMustDie
created_on: 1127503901
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1454004417.87943
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 84
ref_user: LeoNerd!leo@fairy.dictatorshipcake.co.uk
type: text
<fu.gif>
action: /say http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rim2Dloe1qh1byio2_500.gif
created_on: 1339974884
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1499662475.93637
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: seanconnery!~HoS@108-79-248-248.lightspeed.cicril.sbcglobal.net
type: text
<func>
action: /call function
created_on: 1422891297
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<funcname>
action: /call stack
created_on: 1423707904
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: esselfe
last_referenced_on: 1503703224.14432
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<function>
action: /say To define: funcname() { your code here; } ## To use: funcname arg1 arg2 ... The "function" keyword isn't portable. ## http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/CompoundCommands#Functions
created_on: 1435601339
enabled: 1
owner: llua
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 318
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<functions>
action: /call function
created_on: 1317299034
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 67
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<furball>
action: /say you can't just swap furballs… until you can.
created_on: 1356859070
enabled: 1
owner: fr33load3r
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<g'morning>
action: /say "Good Morning Y'All Shell Scripters'
created_on: 1387625997
enabled: 1
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<g1>
action: /say # When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for a script written by greycat.
created_on: 1316711800
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: j4ck_4l0n3
last_referenced_on: 1514654673.17341
owner: bronz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: J4ck_4l0n3!~u0_a108@host178-183-dynamic.56-82-r.retail.telecomitalia.it
type: text
<g2>
action: /say # There is no such thing as global warming. greycat was cold, so he turned the sun up by generating extra heat with a bash script that calculates the value of PI to the last digit in 12 seconds.
created_on: 1316711954
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: j4ck_4l0n3
last_referenced_on: 1514654682.2227
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: J4ck_4l0n3!~u0_a108@host178-183-dynamic.56-82-r.retail.telecomitalia.it
type: text
<g3>
action: /say # greycat has counted to infinity. Twice. He did it with a bash script he wrote, using perfect quotes.
created_on: 1316712278
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: j4ck_4l0n3
last_referenced_on: 1514654688.66505
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: J4ck_4l0n3!~u0_a108@host178-183-dynamic.56-82-r.retail.telecomitalia.it
type: text
<gafom>
action: /say http://www.counts-welt.de/gafom.gif
created_on: 1218230934
enabled: 1
owner: trash
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<gchoose>
action: /say http://wooledge.org:8000/BashGuide#Choose_Your_Shell
created_on: 1196376234
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<gentoo>
action: /say We do not care for derivation war!
created_on: 1388316402
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<gentooitis>
action: /say If you've ever written incredibly complex bash code because you wanted to "generalize" something, or make a "library", or emulate a feature of some other language -- then you've got it.
created_on: 1238094715
enabled: 1
owner: tobor
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<gentooner>
action: /say A caricature of someone who uses Gentoo. Not all Gentoo users are Gentooners, but a surprising number of the ones who join #bash are.
created_on: 1182979318
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<get-bash>
action: /say curl -o get-bash http://sprunge.us/WYKB; chmod +x ./get-bash; openssl sha256 get-bash # SHA-256 b20627b409a99092567790657a53b69bd0730dcc3a759092bf4713e21ac47616 -- (run with ./get-bash)
created_on: 1414511944
enabled: 1
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 24
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<gethelp>
action: /say If you are having trouble getting help from the channel, the best way is to paste samples of your input and what you want the output to look like in a pastebin with a short explanation of any special considerations, then post the URL to the pastebin in the channel with a short request for help.
created_on: 1158423749
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owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
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type: text
<gethostbyname>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/~greg/gethostbyname.c
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enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
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type: text
<getopt>
action: /say The external command getopt(1) is never safe to use, unless you *know* it is GNU getopt, you call it in a GNU-specific way, *and* you ensure that GETOPT_COMPATIBLE is not in the environment. Use getopts (shell builtin) instead, or simply loop over the positional parameters.
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enabled: 1
owner: \amethyst
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 116
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type: text
<getopts>
action: /say while getopts ab: name; do case $name in a) a=1;; b) b=$OPTARG;; ?) echo invalid;; esac; done; shift $((OPTIND - 1)) # Tutorial: http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/howto/getopts_tutorial Examples: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/035
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enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
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type: text
<getoptstut>
action: /call getopts
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enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
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ref_user: nobody
type: text
<getrange>
action: /say # getrange(){ local input=() nums=();IFS=, read -ra input<<<"$1";for i in "${input[@]}";do if [[ $i =~ ^[[:digit:]]+-[[:digit:]]+$ ]];then if ((${i%-*}<${i#*-}));then for ((x=${i%-*};x<=${i#*-};x++));do nums+=("$x");done;else echo "Invalid range: $i">&2;fi;else if [[ $i =~ [[:digit:]]+ ]];then nums+=("$i");else echo "Invalid number: $i">&2;fi;fi;done;printf '%s ' "${nums[@]}";echo;};getrange 1,3,8,9-15,23,4
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owner: mattcen
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type: text
<getrange2>
action: /say # getrange2 () { local input=() nums=(); IFS=, read -ra input <<< "$1"; for i in "${input[@]}";do if [[ $i =~ ^[[:digit:]]+-[[:digit:]]+$ ]];then eval "nums+=({${i%-*}..${i#*-}})";elif [[ $i =~ [[:digit:]]+ ]];then nums+=("$i");else echo "Invalid number or range: $i">&2;fi done;printf '%s\n' "${nums[*]}";};getrange2 1,3,8,9-15,23,4
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owner: izabera
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type: text
<getshver>
action: /say https://www.mirbsd.org/cvs.cgi/~checkout~/contrib/code/Snippets/getshver?rev=HEAD
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enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
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type: text
<gfy>
action: /say go fuck youself
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enabled: 1
owner: t1OOO
rate_limit: 10
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type: text
<gigo>
action: /say Garbage In, Garbage Out
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enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
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ref_user: nobody
type: text
<gio>
action: /say http://wooledge.org:8000/BashGuide#IO
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enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
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ref_user: nobody
type: text
<git>
action: /say web url: http://git.sv.gnu.org/cgit/bash.git - clone url: git://git.sv.gnu.org/bash.git - snapshot of latest version: http://git.sv.gnu.org/cgit/bash.git/snapshot/bash-master.tar.gz
created_on: 1413569890
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504529523.0524
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 19
ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<giveadamn>
action: /say http://www.counts-welt.de/giveadamn.gif
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enabled: 1
owner: trash
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<giyf>
action: /say Google Is Your Friend. In other words, STFW.
created_on: 1180036674
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511759560.64052
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
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type: text
<glob>
action: /say Globs are shell patterns that can be used for matching strings or expanding pathnames: [[ $name = Bob* ]], rm *.txt -- http://mywiki.wooledge.org/glob
created_on: 1424879306
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 333
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<globbing>
action: /call globs
created_on: 1321501754
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<globdots>
action: /say glob only dotfiles with ''.[!.]*'' or ''.!(.|)'' (the latter with extglob). the former will not handle ''..foo'', but the latter will
created_on: 1360960297
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
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type: text
<globexample>
action: /say for i in *; do echo -n "'$i'"; [[ -f $i ]] && echo || echo " is not a file"; done
created_on: 1186667599
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<globs>
action: /call glob
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enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 35
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<globstar>
action: /say In bash 4, when the globstar shell option is enabled ( shopt -s globstar ), the glob ** expands to all files and directories found recursively under the current directory, and **/ to all directories. Combinations like foo/**/*.txt work, but **.txt and foo** do not.
created_on: 1425599254
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: j4ck_4l0n3
last_referenced_on: 1515007482.52198
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 159
ref_user: J4ck_4l0n3!~u0_a108@host178-183-dynamic.56-82-r.retail.telecomitalia.it
type: text
<gm>
action: /say glob match in POSIX sh: gm() { case $1 in $2) return 0;; esac; return 1; }
created_on: 1407431889
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: j4ck_4l0n3
last_referenced_on: 1514654693.31255
owner: emg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: J4ck_4l0n3!~u0_a108@host178-183-dynamic.56-82-r.retail.telecomitalia.it
type: text
<gnufindsort>
action: /say find . -type f -printf '%T+ %p\0' | sort -z | tr \\0 \\n
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enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<goal>
action: /say Making up broken examples with multiple errors in them does NOT explain your goal.
created_on: 1345575211
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1495632814.8518
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: Alarak!~celyr@unaffiliated/celyr
type: text
<golfing>
action: /say "code golfing" is trying to write a program in as few characters as possible. Don't ask for help, though. :P
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1489805192.43346
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: allisio!~allisio@24-181-54-41.dhcp.gnvl.sc.charter.com
type: text
<good>
action: /say # h=$(date +%H) h=${h#0}; if ((h<=4 || h>=22)); then tod=night; elif ((h>=17)); then tod=evening; elif ((h>=12)); then tod=afternoon; else tod=morning; fi; echo "Good $tod, #bash!"
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enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
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type: text
<goodbye>
action: /say http://cime.net/~goldfish/end.jpg
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enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
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type: text
<google>
action: /say Google is NOT a preferred source for learning bash, because almost all the "tutorials" and scripts out there are JUNK. Instead, ask a good question here or refer to the Guide and FAQ (see topic)
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enabled: 1
owner: twb
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 718
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<goto>
action: /say Bash has no 'goto', and no labels. You must use loops, functions, etc.
created_on: 1189001078
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<gotofail>
action: /say Proper formatting and indenting is important to avoid misunderstanding the scopes, blocks and contexts in your program. Apple broke SSL with a badly indented ''goto fail;'' https://www.imperialviolet.org/2014/02/22/applebug.html
created_on: 1393428002
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
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type: text
<go|dfish>
action: /say <dbe`> How can I echo YYYY-MM-DD? <go|dfish> echo YYYY-MM-DD
created_on: 1191405104
enabled: 1
owner: oMish
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<grammar>
action: /say GRAMMAR THEORY: http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/syntax/basicgrammar
created_on: 1203485974
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504170924.98034
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: mthowe!~morganh@unaffiliated/mthowe
type: text
<graybot>
action: /say graybot is a clone of greybot that gets put into play when greybot is MIA and yitz_ notices it first.
created_on: 1268245093
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1507937875.58614
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: mahakal!~UserName@unaffiliated/mahakal
type: text
<greetings>
action: /call hi
created_on: 1378314086
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1509569155.84876
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<grep>
action: /say grep(1) is a tool used to select certain lines from a stream/file. If you want to extract more specific information, use another tool. Maybe sed/awk or a more specific tool for your purpose.
created_on: 1359308797
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1512953134.25582
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<grep-o>
action: /say similar functionality to GNU grep -o with bash and POSIX AWK: https://github.com/e36freak/ogrep
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enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<grepawk>
action: /say Awk can do almost everything grep can do. Instead of doing grep 'foo' | awk '{ statement }', try awk '/foo/{ statement }'
created_on: 1213729568
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<greybotdb>
action: /call factoids
created_on: 1261602342
enabled: 1
owner: tuxdev
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
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type: text
<greycat>
action: /say greycat is neither grey, nor gray, nor a cat.
created_on: 1187098122
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1492290980.60977
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
ref_user: beeman!~beeman@unaffiliated/beeman
type: text
<greycatrev>
action: /say # echo "gip yxes ma I" | { read -r; n=${#REPLY}; o=; for ((i=n; i>=0; --i)); do o+="${REPLY:i:1}"; done; echo "$o"; }
created_on: 1379445140
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<greycatsgrey>
action: /call catsgreycats
created_on: 1412736845
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<grouping>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/CompoundCommands#Command_grouping
created_on: 1294772531
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 19
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<guess>
action: /say Did you plug it in? Does the capslock LED light up? Is there smoke? Please don't make us guess. Instead, describe what you want to accomplish, and paste or pastebin any troublesome code you have.
created_on: 1205160485
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: esselfero
last_referenced_on: 1510274641.05875
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 21
ref_user: esselfeRO!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<guessing>
action: /say You can't just make shit up and expect the computer to magically know what you mean.
created_on: 1391012685
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 80
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<guide>
action: /say <http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide>. PDF: <http://s.ntnu.no/bashguide.pdf>. Also lhunath's newer version (work in progress): <http://guide.bash.academy>
created_on: 1426019200
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1513221250.00222
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: mentalita!~mentalita@unaffiliated/mentalita
type: text
<hammer>
action: /say if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
created_on: 1347552153
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<handhold>
action: /say if you want someone to write your scripts for you, rather than to point you in a direction where you can learn to write them yourself, perhaps you should, I don't know, offer to pay consulting fees
created_on: 1273871566
enabled: 1
owner: tuxdev
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
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type: text
<hardquestion>
action: /say RTFM is for newbie questions, not hard ones.
created_on: 1187964208
enabled: 1
owner: ivazquez
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
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type: text
<has>
action: /say See faq 46
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #bash
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owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<hash>
action: /say hash is a builtin for managing bash's hashtables, with which bash determines what commands call what programs. See 'help hash' at your nearest bash prompt for more info. If you mean perl's hashes, bash 4.0 and later support associative arrays. No earlier bash version supports them.
created_on: 1257801026
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<hashbang>
action: /call shebang
created_on: 1246912108
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: kolpad2
last_referenced_on: 1503572462.55159
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: kolpad2!~School_wo@c122-107-81-234.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au
type: text
<hastebin>
action: /say hastebin.com: to get the text, insert "/raw/" into the URL. E.g. http://hastebin.com/raw/blahblah.pl
created_on: 1412274901
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<hate>
action: /say this is the case I hate, when I know precisely the right answer but the "explanation" is not going to be worth the time it would takes to precisely formulate it.
created_on: 1193756795
enabled: 1
owner: oMish_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<have>
action: /say "I have ____ and I want ____." Fill in the blanks.
created_on: 1383865435
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1512220539.32177
owner: emg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 340
ref_user: rmbeer!~rmbeer@unaffiliated/rmbeer
type: text
<headache>
action: /say I have headache today.
created_on: 1192394861
enabled: 1
owner: oMish
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<headtail>
action: /say # headtail(){ awk -v n="$1" 'i++ < n ; { a[NR%n]=$0 } END { for (i=NR-(n-1); i<=NR; i++) print a[i%n] }'; }; printf '%s\n' {1..3} | headtail 1 # head reads data in chunks. if stdin is not seekable, it can't reset the seek point
created_on: 1430325851
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<heirloom>
action: /say The Heirloom Bourne Shell is an implementation of the classic (pre-Posix) Bourne shell. http://heirloom.sourceforge.net/sh.html
created_on: 1243660916
enabled: 1
owner: \amethyst
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<heisenbug>
action: /say A heisenbug disappears or alters its behavior when one attempts to probe or isolate it.
created_on: 1390918066
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<hello>
action: /say One responds to '/msg greybot faq term' -- Try: /msg greybot links <ENTER> Any command except learn and forget can be used in pm.
created_on: 1296183848
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 64
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type: text
<help>
action: /say I can do: !faq {number|string}, !pf {number|string}, !learn key value, !meta key, !forget key, !searchkeys string, !factstats, !faqstats, !faqpages, !date, !version. For help with Bash builtins, use "help command" in bash.
created_on: 1416425082
enabled: 1
owner: mute
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
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type: text
<here-doc>
action: /call <<
created_on: 1261498304
enabled: 1
owner: tuxdev
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<here-string>
action: /call <<<
created_on: 1261498353
enabled: 1
owner: tuxdev
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<heredoc>
action: /call <<
created_on: 1252529894
enabled: 1
owner: \amethyst
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<herestring>
action: /call <<<
created_on: 1261498368
enabled: 1
owner: tuxdev
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 27
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<hi>
action: /say <Guest39402> hi. *5 minute pause* <Guest39402> how do I [insert confusing question about a convoluted piece of code to solve an imaginary problem here] ?
created_on: 1435333796
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: glacial
last_referenced_on: 1509917663.71569
owner: llua
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: glacial!~glacial@unaffiliated/glacial
type: text
<hi,>
action: /say and don't ask to ask ;-) Bear with igli, he likes talking by bot
created_on: 1189961866
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: navidr
last_referenced_on: 1494364089.17652
owner: trash
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: navidr!uid112413@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-eqstygtsooquenys
type: text
<hidden>
action: /say Why files starting with dot (.) are "hidden": https://plus.google.com/+RobPikeTheHuman/posts/R58WgWwN9jp
created_on: 1416426801
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<histcontrol>
action: /say A colon separated list of "ignorespace", "ignoredups" and/or "erasedups" to control how lines are saved in the history. Also see HISTIGNORE.
created_on: 1379612802
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<histignore>
action: /say A colon-separated list of patterns used to decide which command lines should be saved on the history list.
created_on: 1379612831
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<history>
action: /say To keep all your shell history when running multiple shells: add two lines to your .bashrc; shopt -s histappend and PROMPT_COMMAND="history -a;$PROMPT_COMMAND" You may also want to increase the value of HISTSIZE.
created_on: 1288813871
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: checkmate
last_referenced_on: 1517041610.97721
owner: Bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: Checkmate!~Checkmate@unaffiliated/checkmate
type: text
<holdhands>
action: /say Just try it -- you can't break anything! (DO NOT test scripts as root.)
created_on: 1192164376
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<homebin>
action: /say After you've written a script, if you're going to use it again, move it to ~/bin/ and if necessary create that directory and edit .*profile to add it to PATH)
created_on: 1416250482
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
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type: text
<homework>
action: /say "I have to count the lines in a file. But I'm not allowed to use wc. And I'm not allowed to use grep. And I have to type it in using a teletype. With no paper in it. In the dark. Left-handed."
created_on: 1257540795
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 211
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<hop>
action: /say https://orders.hookedonphonics.com
created_on: 1379088645
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516253029.29458
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<how>
action: /say Don't tell us how you think the problem should be solved. "I want to grep a variable and use sed...." No. Wrong. Tell us what the GOAL is.
created_on: 1302539858
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pragma-
last_referenced_on: 1452830680.43812
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 21
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<hr>
action: /say http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/snipplets/print_horizontal_line
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enabled: 1
owner: sn18
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 43
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type: text
<html>
action: /say You can't parse structured languages like HTML or XML using bash, grep, sed, cut, etc. Look into tidy, xmllint, xmlstarlet, ... Eg. xmllint --html --xpath '//p[@id="head"]//b[@class="name"]/text()' - <<< '<body><p id="head">Hello, <b class="name">Bob' -- Ask #xml for XPath/XSLT help, that is not a #bash question.
created_on: 1382019497
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511019413.76174
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 534
ref_user: \[!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<htmlquote>
action: /say Prepare literal data for injection into HTML element content: recode ..html <<< "$input"
created_on: 1340009226
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<huh>
action: /say What are you really trying to do? In a sentence or two please. Not which tool you think is the right one to use, and what you are trying to do with it. Just the actual task at hand.
created_on: 1176995246
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: hunterlabs
last_referenced_on: 1511693779.98822
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: hunterlabs!~hunterlab@60.243.118.244
type: text
<human>
action: /say I know you are, but what am I?
created_on: 1294432728
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<human-size>
action: /say num=23803400; suffixes=( '' KiB MiB GiB TiB ); s=0; while (( num / 1024 )); do (( ++s, num/=1024 )); done; echo "$num ${suffixes[s]}"
created_on: 1326106415
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503356225.42302
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<hurry>
action: /say You're in a hurry? Well, then let's start with a brief history of the shell. But first, let's start by learning Unix. And before that, let's start with a brief synopsis of the major formative events of Western civilization....
created_on: 1182177252
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: masoudd
last_referenced_on: 1464838776.23634
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 41
ref_user: masoudd!~masoudd@5.112.116.98
type: text
<hurts>
action: /say "Doctor, it hurts when I bend my arm this way!"
created_on: 1304347469
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503356418.51635
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<hyperchat>
action: /say could you talk/ask like a normal person?
created_on: 1433213087
enabled: 1
owner: jmbc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<iamabot>
action: /call imabot
created_on: 1417919972
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ianabe>
action: /say I am not a Bash Expert
created_on: 1159964409
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1503990958.45359
owner: bronze_||
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<ide>
action: /say http://stuff.lhunath.com/bashide
created_on: 1395850403
enabled: 1
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ideas>
action: /say Yeah, here's an idea! Ask your question in plain, simple English, and all on one line. Make your goal clear. Include all the relevant information. Give examples, especially of errors.
created_on: 1171385946
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<identifier>
action: /call name
created_on: 1318364576
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<idiot>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/Idiot
created_on: 1267544263
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: joooomahman
last_referenced_on: 1511287593.9539
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 48
ref_user: joooomahman!~user@117.213.252.50
type: text
<idiot!>
action: /say You -- yes, you -- are an idiot! Here are some other idiots in whose company you may find solace: http://wooledge.org/mywiki/Idiot
created_on: 1189608284
enabled: 1
owner: oMish
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<if>
action: /say See: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/TestsAndConditionals#Conditional_Blocks and http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/syntax/ccmd/if_clause
created_on: 1360687206
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 303
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<if[>
action: /say [ is NOT part of the `if' syntax. It's a normal, ordinary COMMAND, like grep and rm. Like `if grep ..', `if [' just checks its exit status. And just like `ifgrep`, `if[` is wrong. http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/TestsAndConditionals
created_on: 1393469124
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 87
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ifcommonsensefails>
action: /say Delete code until the problem goes away.
created_on: 1328179301
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503356350.07128
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<ifgrep>
action: /say if grep -q word "$file"; then blah blah; fi # DO NOT use [[ or [ or ` or $() or any other crap. "if" expects a command. "grep" is a command. "[" is too. You don't need both. Likewise, if foo | grep -q bar; then ...
created_on: 1312556141
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 477
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ifs>
action: /say Internal Field Separator (or Input Field Separator), used to break things into words. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/IFS and http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/001 and http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/syntax/words
created_on: 1271445293
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 94
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ifs-local>
action: /say Do not change the shell's ongoing value of IFS, rather only apply different values in the prefix environment of the individual commands that need it. So use 'IFS=^ read foo' instead of 'IFS=^ ; read foo' (or 'IFS=^' (newline) 'read foo')
created_on: 1414785510
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ifsbug1>
action: /say 42# set a b c; IFS=lol; IFS=- command cat <<<"${*} ${IFS} ${*}"
created_on: 1403804140
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ifsmod>
action: /say IFS side-effects reference: https://gist.github.com/ormaaj/4465894
created_on: 1376283479
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ifsread>
action: /say An assignment with a command like ''LC_ALL=C grep ..'' only affects the environment of that executed command. See ENVIRONMENT and SIMPLE COMMAND EXPANSION in ''man bash''. (POSIX "special built-ins" (''enable -s'') are an exception when bash is run in POSIX mode, see IEEE Std 1003.1-2013, section 2.14.)
created_on: 1366944339
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ihave>
action: /call have
created_on: 1285858430
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ii>
action: /say ii is a minimalist FIFO and filesystem-based IRC client, allowing IRC communication from the command line with bash: http://tools.suckless.org/ii/
created_on: 1369313763
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<iirc>
action: /say If I Recall Correctly
created_on: 1138374654
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ijustneed>
action: /call rtfm
created_on: 1413826775
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: glacial
last_referenced_on: 1508042558.93351
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: glacial!~glacial@unaffiliated/glacial
type: text
<imabot>
action: /say I am only a software bot, programmed to hand out information. Talk to the person who last said something beginning with "!" before I spoke; that's the person who asked me to say something.
created_on: 1299767142
enabled: 1
owner: kwtm
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 121
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<in1command>
action: /call in1line
created_on: 1257363160
enabled: 1
owner: ferret
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<in1line>
action: /say There isn't a world shortage of bash commands, and having newlines in your script does not make it slower
created_on: 1257363151
enabled: 1
owner: ferret
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 43
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<inarray>
action: /say Check whether a value is in an array: inarray() { local n=$1 h; shift; for h; do [[ $n = "$h" ]] && return; done; return 1; } # Usage: inarray "$value" "${array[@]}" Or just use an associative array if possible
created_on: 1427266902
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<inarray2>
action: /say Check whether a value is one of an array's elements: found=0; for i in "${arr[@]}"; do if [[ $i = "$value" ]]; then found=1; break; fi; done
created_on: 1417201908
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<incron>
action: /call fam
created_on: 1303421580
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 18
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<indirection>
action: /say Bash is one of the few languages that causes a brain glitch in most people's heads making them want to put data in variable names. Don't do that. You probably want associative arrays or functions instead.
created_on: 1319708021
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 96
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<inetd>
action: /say The problem with inetd is that you have to edit a monolithic config file as root to add a new service. If you're an end user, why should you need the power to break lots of other services just to run your hello world daemon? Try tcpserver instead (http://cr.yp.to/ucspi-tcp.html).
created_on: 1247854354
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<info>
action: /say GNU documentation is often not in the form of manpages (which would be nice, cf ''man bash'') but rather in info, so one types eg ''info make''. pinfo is a useful utility.
created_on: 1194251174
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #bash
last_referenced_on: 1508099790.15843
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<inject>
action: /say Injecting data into a type of code is always wrong. Convert your data into code that represents that data before injecting it. This is called quoting or escaping. See ![language]quote (eg. !bashquote !htmlquote !mysqlquote !requote !urlquote)
created_on: 1342017995
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 30
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<injection>
action: /say NEVER combine two strings of a different context. First convert them to the target context. BAD: ssh host "rm $file" GOOD: ssh host "$(printf 'rm %q' "$file")" - BAD: mysql -e "INSERT Students SET Name=$name" GOOD: mysql -e "INSERT Students SET Name=$(mysqlquote "$name")" - Try ![lang]quote (eg. !shquote, !requote, !urlquote, ...)
created_on: 1385152352
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1448212947.31698
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: [Franklin]!~me@unaffiliated/franklin
type: text
<inotify>
action: /say inotifywait is a shell interface to the Linux inotify API for filesystem events. inotifywait isn't safe for robust scripts because it can't output nul delimiters. Better cross-platform alternatives are watchdog (python) and System.IO.FileSystemWatcher (mono/.NET) which both support inotify, kqueue, Windows fs events, etc. https://github.com/rvoicilas/inotify-tools/
created_on: 1390072916
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 61
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<inotifywait>
action: /call inotify
created_on: 1390072766
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 30
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<inplace>
action: /say You can not do: cmd < file > file. Use a tmp file (see man mktemp). To inplace edit, you can use ed. GNU sed -i can hide the magic, too
created_on: 1282707914
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<int>
action: /say How the shell handles ^C (SIGINT) and why: http://www.cons.org/cracauer/sigint.html
created_on: 1363360909
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<interactive>
action: /say You can test if your current shell is an interactive shell using [[ $- == *i* ]]
created_on: 1403053635
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<internal>
action: /say Internal variables revisited: http://tldp.org/LDP/abs/html/internalvariables.html
created_on: 1212096016
enabled: 1
owner: biz
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<interpreter>
action: /say WTF interpreter? https://github.com/stephane-chazelas/misc-scripts/blob/master/which_interpreter or http://stchaz.free.fr/which_interpreter or https://raw.github.com/mauke/poly.poly/master/poly.poly
created_on: 1398437234
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<intro>
action: /say http://linuxcommand.org/
created_on: 1181862536
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<invent>
action: /say When you invent syntax, you also need to write the shell that understands that syntax.
created_on: 1404780596
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<invocation>
action: /say Invocation is important and will change how your script behaves. /bin/sh is *ALWAYS* different from /bin/bash. http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/scripting/bashbehaviour
created_on: 1320653829
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 25
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<io>
action: /say Handling input and output of commands in bash: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashSheet#Streams
created_on: 1305052756
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 41
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ipc>
action: /say To communicate between processes, you can use file descriptors (stdin/stdout/...), (named) pipes (mkfifo or |), files, exit codes ($?) or signals (trap + kill). If you are *starting* the other process you can also pass arguments or environment variables.
created_on: 1347808391
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 33
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<is_dir_in_path>
action: /say Check if a directory is in your PATH: is_dir_in_path() { local path d; IFS=: read -ra path <<<"$PATH"; for d in "${path[@]}"; do [[ $d -ef ${1:-.} ]] && return; done; return 1; } ## Usage: is_dir_in_path [dir]
created_on: 1330018566
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<isanyonehere>
action: /say If you are asking whether there is anyone here who is able to help you, then we are certainly able to answer that question for you. To obtain your answer, type an exclamation point (that is, "!") and then type (without any intervening spaces) "randomanswer". We are glad to be able to help you. You may also ask any other questions you have, especially any question more relevant than the one that was just asked.
created_on: 1303126875
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511018839.99213
owner: kwtm
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: \[!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<isempty>
action: /say Test if a directory is empty: function isEmpty { typeset dir=${1-.}; [[ -d $dir && -z $(find "$dir" ! -empty \( -printf x -quit \)) ]]; }
created_on: 1371182831
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<isin>
action: /call inarray
created_on: 1289921843
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 41
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<iso8601>
action: /say https://xkcd.com/1179/
created_on: 1400558494
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<isset>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/083 -- How do I determine whether a variable is already defined? Or a function?
created_on: 1309388123
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 83
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<it>
action: /say 'it' and other pronouns can hide important information. Try not to use pronouns -- instead give specific proper names for what you're doing, so we don't have to guess or assume.
created_on: 1206226559
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1480882680.7334
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: X-Scale!~ARM@242.47.158.5.rev.vodafone.pt
type: text
<itsnothomework>
action: /say sure, dude, it never is, it never is...
created_on: 1359934487
enabled: 1
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<itworks>
action: /say It is a usual technique to make a program and then to test it. But: program testing can be a very effective way to show the presence of bugs, but it is hopelessly inadequate for showing their absence. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra
created_on: 1393763792
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 55
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<itworks2>
action: /say "I have no idea what I've written, but it works"
created_on: 1410430234
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ix>
action: /say Upload to http://ix.io from your terminal: <command> | curl -n -F 'f:1=<-' http://ix.io # Or use the 'ix' client: curl http://ix.io/client -o /usr/local/bin/ix
created_on: 1403121413
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ix.io>
action: /say To upload to sprunge from your terminal, use: <command> | curl -F 'f:1=<-' ix.io # or see !sprungefunc for ideas to make an ixiofunc
created_on: 1420360430
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<iza-try-catch>
action: /say https://gist.github.com/c1c664d542f8ef4f383c
created_on: 1440649494
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<izarev>
action: /say # a=abcdef; eval eval printf %s '"\"\${a:"'{${#a}..0}':1}\"' "$'$\'\\n\''"
created_on: 1428032156
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1482637117.77644
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera
type: text
<jeez>
action: /say A more civil way of expressing exasperation.
created_on: 1183866938
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<job>
action: /say Job control can be used to interact with background and suspended jobs. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/JobControl
created_on: 1269540439
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: devut
last_referenced_on: 1481286728.99224
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 27
ref_user: DevUt!~quassel@unaffiliated/devut
type: text
<jobcontrol>
action: /call pm
created_on: 1419509609
enabled: 1
owner: mattcen
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<jobs>
action: /call job
created_on: 1326399672
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 17
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<jobspec>
action: /say Use %42 to refer to a job by number, %vi by name, %?macs by part of the name, %% for the current job, and %- for the previous. http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/JobControl#jobspec
created_on: 1269540510
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<join>
action: /say You can "join" an array (write it with a single character of your choice between elements) using: IFS='|'; echo "${array[*]}"; unset IFS
created_on: 1337112878
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<jq>
action: /call json
created_on: 1421378721
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<json>
action: /say flexible and lightweight JSON processor: http://stedolan.github.com/jq/ -- Query JSON data: http://kmkeen.com/jshon/
created_on: 1424688654
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1509931847.74559
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 145
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<jsonquote>
action: /say Prepare literal data for injection into JSON code: jsonquote() { jshon -Qs "$1"; }; curl -d "$(printf '{"name":%s}' "$(jsonquote "$USER")")" http://server/service
created_on: 1374519162
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<junky>
action: /say we needz moar factoidz!
created_on: 1340357248
enabled: 1
owner: pgas
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<jwz>
action: /say "Some people, when confronted with a problem, think ``I know, I'll use regular expressions.'' Now they have two problems." | http://xkcd.org/1171/
created_on: 1360351801
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1503358088.55107
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 37
ref_user: acerbic!~acerbic@2602:30a:2cf9:4710:f27b:cbff:fe81:c6b3
type: text
<k&p>
action: /say "The UNIX Programming Environment" Kernighan & Pike: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/013937681X/dds-20
created_on: 1200419298
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<keys>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/SshKeys
created_on: 1299702786
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<keysort>
action: /say keysort(){ unset b;local i j k n=0;for k in "${!a[@]}";do for((i=0;i<n;i++));do if((${a[${b[i]}]}>${a[$k]}));then for((j=n;j>i;j--));do b[j]=${b[j-1]};done;break;fi;done;b[i]=$k;((n++));done;}# copies the keys of associative array a into b, sorted by the keys' corresponding values
created_on: 1339302799
enabled: 1
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<kill>
action: /say kill is a bash built-in that can send signals to a process or job. kill -[signal] [pid]... You can also use it to see if a process is alive: if kill -0 "$mypid"
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516405732.71799
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 44
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<kill-9>
action: /say Terminating Processes Correctly: http://stackoverflow.com/a/690631/347411
created_on: 1339700577
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 83
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<kill0>
action: /say kill -0 does not kill a process, it merely tests if it's alive.
created_on: 1257360098
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<killall>
action: /say killall is dangerous and unportable. On some systems it tries to kill every process. Use pkill instead.
created_on: 1211737980
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1474495783.85319
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 46
ref_user: latch!~latch@unaffiliated/latch
type: text
<kiss>
action: /say Keep It Simple, Stupid!
created_on: 1192166559
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<knowledge>
action: /call guide
created_on: 1385408733
enabled: 1
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ksh>
action: /say "ksh" refers to the Korn shell by David G. Korn at Bell labs. The original Korn shell (ksh88) was the basis for the POSIX sh specification. More generally, it is a family of languages derived from the Bourne and later Korn shells, which includes Bash, zsh, and others.
created_on: 1379041270
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ksh88>
action: /say http://www2.research.att.com/sw/download/man/man1/ksh88.html
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enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ksh93>
action: /say ksh93 refers to current editions of the AT&T Korn shell. ksh93 is actively developed as part of AT&T's AST collection. If you need a shell that resembles a "real" programming language (e.g. Perl, Python) ksh93 is about as close as you can get. /j #ksh • http://www2.research.att.com/sw/download/
created_on: 1379042037
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1481119285.38051
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: zjkj!~zjkj@80.83.238.51
type: text
<kshfork>
action: /say Some tests showing where ksh93 subshells cause a fork: http://stackoverflow.com/a/15312007/495451
created_on: 1401631095
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<kwtmnoob>
action: /say kwtm is a noob, so be careful applying what he says. Even *I* have more experience with bash than kwtm, and I'm just a bot program!
created_on: 1299872040
enabled: 1
owner: kwtm
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<lame>
action: /say for f in ./*.wav; do lame "$f" "${f%.wav}.mp3"; done
created_on: 1267757390
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1511467760.47269
owner: tuxdev
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 140
ref_user: doppel!~chatzilla@ip70-170-42-83.lv.lv.cox.net
type: text
<lamebins>
action: /say pastebins are lame because they are regularely used to show tons of stuff unrelated to the actual problem. the real problem normaly only spans a few commands that can easily put on one line and communicated in the channel directly.
created_on: 1211637886
enabled: 1
owner: Fenia
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<language>
action: /say Please don't use bad language. It is not contructive and won't get anyone anywhere
created_on: 1375678342
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1462294556.02644
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: korans!~korans@62.68.162.144
type: text
<lart>
action: /say ls -lart # very useful to see the files in the current directory sorted by modification time, so you know what has been touched most recently, and hence, where to look for the errors. See !rlart
created_on: 1316030553
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<last>
action: /say Dereference last element of an array - Bash 4.2 or later: "${array[-1]}", <= 4.1.x: "${array[@]:(-1)}". Since 4.3 you can assign to negative values, if the element already exists.
created_on: 1429438365
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: fluter
last_referenced_on: 1445941221.39794
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter
type: text
<lastpipe>
action: /say If set (shopt -s lastpipe), and job control is not active, the shell runs the last command of a pipeline not executed in the background in the current shell environment. Bash 4.2 and newer only.
created_on: 1368433676
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<latest>
action: /say Find the latest modified file in a directory: latest() { local file latest; for file in "${1:-.}"/*; do [[ $file -nt $latest ]] && latest=$file; done; printf '%s\n' "$latest"; } ## Usage: latest [dir]
created_on: 1424273336
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 117
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<latest2>
action: /say https://gist.github.com/4029356
created_on: 1352917682
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1474795620.71689
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: dubulous!~^-@unaffiliated/icetooth
type: text
<laugh>
action: /say A-HAHAHAHAHA! *snort*
created_on: 1328738086
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<laziness>
action: /say LAZINESS: The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don't have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer.
created_on: 1144772984
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: damien22
last_referenced_on: 1454769661.96971
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: Damien22!~Damien@61.173.41.215
type: text
<lc>
action: /say export $(locale); unset LC_ALL # and then override whatever you want like LC_COLLATE (if you *really* have to.) DO NOT override LC_CTYPE.
created_on: 1193898783
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511922248.34895
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<lc_all>
action: /say don't set LC_ALL globally. Set LANG, set LC_(everything_else), but save LC_ALL for when you need to run one-time tests. Never set it globally or permanently. Use LANG to set default locale settings.
created_on: 1257789302
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<lead0>
action: /say printf "%03d\n" {1..300} # Bash 3 brace expansion, printf autoloops! see FAQ 18
created_on: 1198683197
enabled: 1
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<leap>
action: /say isleapyear() { if (($1 % 400 == 0)); then return 0; elif (($1 % 100 == 0)); then return 1; elif (($1 % 4 == 0)); then return 0; else return 1; fi; }
created_on: 1323291201
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<learn>
action: /say "If I would like to learn I would go to school or google this shit myself. Why would I even ask here?" kicked Oxymoron from #bash (moron detected)
created_on: 1334940575
enabled: 1
owner: Bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 32
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<learnsh>
action: /say http://steve-parker.org/sh/sh.shtml
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enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<leet>
action: /say We *hate* leet-speek.. We might indulge in the occasional lol, but seriously, take it to #kindergarten.. ;)
created_on: 1186589091
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<leftstr:>
action: /say Bash does the "leftstr" operation using the PE capabilities. here is a Bash function that does a leftstr operation: leftstr() { echo ${1:0:$2}; } usage is: leftstr "somestring" count to use that function try leftstr "abcdefg" 4 ;
created_on: 1244140550
enabled: 1
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<len>
action: /say http://forum.bash-hackers.org/index.php?topic=19.0
created_on: 1177152947
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1512500334.19514
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<lern>
action: /say "If I would like to learn I would go to school or google this shit myself. Why would I even ask here?" kicked Oxymoron from #bash (moron detected)
created_on: 1334940645
enabled: 1
owner: Bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<less>
action: /say less is a viewer with some similarities to vi, except it is not an editor at all
created_on: 1224514419
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<let>
action: /say Evaluates its arguments as arithmetic. The arithmetic compound command should almost always be preferred. http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/commands/builtin/let See: !((
created_on: 1334102384
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1500104849.57102
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 63
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<letswakeupgeirha>
action: /say good morning geirha
created_on: 1442988190
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<lftp>
action: /say $ lftp myname@server/some/directory -e 'mput *.gif; quit' # Read "man netrc" to learn how to store your password as cleartext in a file, and read http://mywiki.wooledge.org/FtpMustDie
created_on: 1239969430
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<liar>
action: /say ARRRgghhh! Please come up with a description of your question that is both coherent and consistent. You may actually have to take a moment to think about this, but please do so. perhaps you may want to use a pastebin.
created_on: 1171230708
enabled: 1
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<lies>
action: /say We're far more likely to help you if you're up front. Tell us as much as you know about your problem, as early as possible. Neglecting to tell us you don't actually use bash is akin to a lie.
created_on: 1205949319
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1480045053.39036
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: gwozt!~gwozt@78.167.198.26
type: text
<lines>
action: /call columns
created_on: 1322773394
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1510985432.99965
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: \[!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<links>
action: /say man bash | http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide | http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ | http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashPitfalls | http://wiki.bash-hackers.org | http://www.shellcheck.net
created_on: 1392798261
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 213
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<lint>
action: /call shellcheck
created_on: 1358366393
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1506461256.79544
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 58
ref_user: emg!~emg@147.21.8.1
type: text
<list>
action: /say This is a channel for technical assistance. There are no DCC bots here, and it is absolutely the wrong place to be looking for warez.
created_on: 1348861918
enabled: 1
owner: nDuff
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 57
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<lista>
action: /call list
created_on: 1353890824
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<lists>
action: /say In bash, a list of things is expressed using arrays: things=( Bob "Long John" /home/* ). Do NOT use string variables (things="Bob Long John /home/*") and do NOT use wordsplitting: for thing in $(find /things/*). See !arrays !wordsplitting !drlwf !quotewhen
created_on: 1404405364
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: mahakal
last_referenced_on: 1507939048.06997
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: mahakal!~UserName@unaffiliated/mahakal
type: text
<literalsub>
action: /call sedvar
created_on: 1332351201
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<lmao>
action: /say An abbreviation for "ROFLMAO!!1", often typed by people who are not doing so.
created_on: 1370455600
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1515814212.2379
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<loadable>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashLoadableBuiltins
created_on: 1443467511
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<loc>
action: /say Give us a line or two of code: it's really hard to know what you're talking about otherwise.. ;-)
created_on: 1198299971
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503357218.01668
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<locale>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/locale
created_on: 1239899824
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 99
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<location>
action: /call faq location
created_on: 1361461067
enabled: 1
owner: Stummi
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<lock>
action: /call mutex
created_on: 1379570975
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: jp
last_referenced_on: 1516734299.95627
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<log>
action: /call logging
created_on: 1309464582
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: checkmate
last_referenced_on: 1517041926.76972
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 54
ref_user: Checkmate!~Checkmate@unaffiliated/checkmate
type: text
<logging>
action: /say To log all subsequent output (+ stderr): exec >>somefile 2>&1 ## To log all your actions, plus stdout+stderr, add set -x after that. ## To log *and also pass through* see http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/106
created_on: 1309464640
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: checkmate
last_referenced_on: 1517041926.79446
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 66
ref_user: Checkmate!~Checkmate@unaffiliated/checkmate
type: text
<lol>
action: /say An abbreviation for "laughing out loud", often typed by people who are not doing so. Sometimes used as punctuation, inexplicably. Generally, an indicator of substandard mental facilities. Avoid using "lol" in your online communications unless you want to project the image of an incompetent bumbler.
created_on: 1175782876
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1509068572.62331
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 72
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<lolspeak>
action: /say lolspeak: An annoying style of texting whose usage has unfortunately evolved widespread across the Internet. Using lolspeaks like lol, omg, lmao, gtfo, stfu, thx, kk, etc. is *NOT* cool or hip but rather a telling indicator of low intelligence.
created_on: 1366154812
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: hello71
last_referenced_on: 1506460683.06682
owner: fr33loader
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: Hello71!Hello71@wikipedia/Hello71
type: text
<lolz>
action: /say Some people really hate us laughing out loud at their FUCKING RANTING.. lolz is *guaranteed* to piss em off ;P
created_on: 1186836758
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1500105382.82663
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<lookup>
action: /say lookup() { local l; case $# in 0) return;; 1) l=bash;; *) l=$1; shift;; esac; man "$l" -P "less -p '$*'"; } # lookup 'Parameter Expansion' or lookup bash Parameter Expansion
created_on: 1205803017
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<loop>
action: /call loops
created_on: 1292494698
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: bengoldberg
last_referenced_on: 1498266860.06112
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 75
ref_user: BenGoldberg!~BenGoldbe@ool-18bca78c.dyn.optonline.net
type: text
<loops>
action: /say Loops repeatedly execute a block of code. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashSheet#Loops
created_on: 1285318594
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: bengoldberg
last_referenced_on: 1498266860.07235
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 51
ref_user: BenGoldberg!~BenGoldbe@ool-18bca78c.dyn.optonline.net
type: text
<lose>
action: /say Lost find? Find it by typing '!find'!
created_on: 1257183201
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<love>
action: /say That won't do shit.
created_on: 1428609406
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<love+>
action: /say Is greater than love and stronger than any force
created_on: 1428609619
enabled: 1
owner: psayian
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<low>
action: /say low() { local low=$1 i; shift; for i; do ((i < low)) && low=$i; done; printf '%s\n' "$low"; } # finds the lowest numeric value out of the given arguments. usage: low "${array[@]}" or low "$val1" "$val2" ... "$valN"
created_on: 1341327915
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516475183.0562
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
type: text
<ls>
action: /say DO NOT USE ls' output for anything. ls is a tool for interactively looking at directory metadata. Any attempts at parsing ls' output with code are broken. Globs are much more simple AND correct: ''for file in *.txt''. Read http://mywiki.wooledge.org/ParsingLs
created_on: 1383594590
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511472144.41195
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 51
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<ls+>
action: /call ls@
created_on: 1309208364
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ls@>
action: /say On Mac OS X, a file with "extended attributes" shows an '@' character after the permissions in 'ls -l' format. See ls(1). A '+' generally means the file has an ACL (on many OSes).
created_on: 1309208360
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<lsalt>
action: /say for f in *; do stuff -with "$f"; done # will cope with *any* filename. http://wooledge.org/mywiki/glob array=(*) -- works too ;)
created_on: 1202453703
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ltq>
action: /say Learn to quote. It is probably the most important shell scripting skill you will ever need. You should quote every parameter expansion (eg. echo "$foo" > "$bar") and every string that contains shell metacharacters which you really just want to pass literally to the application (eg. find /foo -name '*.bar').
created_on: 1215062370
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ltr>
action: /say Learn To Read.
created_on: 1173476463
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<magicalias>
action: /say Magic aliases: a dire hack, fraught with peril and doom. http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/aliases.html improved version: https://gist.github.com/ormaaj/5a969c62bab8d21fe468
created_on: 1420632009
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 45
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<mail>
action: /say To send email from a bash script, use one of: mailx (POSIX), mail, sendmail, or a MUA such as mutt, pine, ... see http://www.shelldorado.com/articles/mailattachments.html
created_on: 1310561651
enabled: 1
owner: pgas
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 21
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<make>
action: /say Make is not bash, and Makefiles are not scripts. Ask in ##workingset and read http://www.gnu.org/software/make/manual/ or the help documents of your version of make.
created_on: 1426015369
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 218
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<makefile>
action: /say Makefiles consist of rules, each comprising a build-pattern and some commands. Those commands are macro-expanded similarly to the shell's parameter expansions, and then given to the shell, one line at a time. So anything involving shell variables has to be written with $$ instead of $, and with semicolons instead of newlines. Also see !make
created_on: 1426016012
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<makemeamillionaire>
action: /say Please see http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20080812
created_on: 1302048131
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pksadiq
last_referenced_on: 1445524934.61491
owner: kwtm
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: pksadiq!~user@106.208.91.188
type: text
<makesense>
action: /say Before we can help you, you need to explain the problem so that we can all understand it. Proper grammar and some logical structure in your sentences helps a lot. Nobody helps if they need to guess what the problem really is.
created_on: 1171043095
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<man-ed>
action: /say http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed-msg.txt
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enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<mandelbrot>
action: /say http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/scripting/terminalcodes#mandelbrot_set
created_on: 1348484133
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<manfo>
action: /say manfo() { info "$@" | ${PAGER:-less}; }; # Read info docs like a man!
created_on: 1392332479
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<manpage>
action: /say bash builtins and keywords do not have separate man-pages, read bash's manual instead or use the help builtin. Rule of thumb: If type foo says foo is a builtin or keyword, run help foo or man bash, otherwise try man and/or info.
created_on: 1310760836
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<mantra>
action: /say And just one more thing: on your way out I want you to take the time to learn the #bash mantra. "Greybot is always right. I will listen to greybot. I will not ignore greybot's recommendations. Greybot is God. And if this ever happens again, greybot will PERSONALLY rip your lungs out!"
created_on: 1178569732
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1489922399.10913
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: albinosik!05645bfe@gateway/web/freenode/ip.5.100.91.254
type: text
<many>
action: /say There are many ways to solve a problem. To find the best way for you, we need to know more context. Where does the data come from? Where do you want it to go to? Don't think in terms of implementation; rather purpose.
created_on: 1211526425
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<map>
action: /say Bash doesn't have a perl-style "map" command (you'll have to make a loop). If you meant C++ style "maps", bash 4.0 and later have associative arrays, but no earlier version supports them.
created_on: 1257800942
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516515020.68497
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<mapfile>
action: /say Read lines from a file (or stdin) into an array: mapfile -t lines < file # in bash < 4, use: while IFS= read -r line; do lines[i++]=$line; done < file # See http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/commands/builtin/mapfile
created_on: 1430169316
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 67
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<marquee>
action: /say marquee() { local i=${COLUMNS:=$(tput cols)} w=${#1}; while ((i-- > w)); do printf '\r%*s ' "$i" "$1"; sleep 0.02; done; printf '\r'; }
created_on: 1432664261
enabled: 1
owner: osse
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<maths>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/ArithmeticExpression
created_on: 1179765986
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<matrix>
action: /say You can simulate simple 2-dimensional matrices in bash (which only has 1-dimensional arrays) using tricks, like ${array[i*100+j]} (where "100" can be any suitably large constant).
created_on: 1186432975
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 51
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<max>
action: /say max() { local max=$1 i; shift; for i; do ((i > max)) && max=$i; done; printf '%s\n' "$max"; } # finds the highest numeric value out of the given arguments. usage: max "${array[@]}" or max "$val1" "$val2" ... "$valN"
created_on: 1341328077
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<md5>
action: /say http://www.vidarholen.net/contents/junk/files/md5.sh
created_on: 1145887856
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<meaningful>
action: /say meaningful learning, as opposed to rote learning, involves taking new concepts and incorporating them within a given individual's existent cognitive structure http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meaningful_learning
created_on: 1351307353
enabled: 1
owner: sikilpaake
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<mergedir>
action: /say Merge several directories of files with overlapping names into a single dir (requires ksh93) https://gist.github.com/ormaaj/56648862739d597cd0b1
created_on: 1405074764
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<meta>
action: /say Retrieving file metadata and doing it in a portable fashion is very difficult. If at all possible; you should use test instead. If you really need the actual metadata; considder the non-portable stat(1) or the dangerous-to-parse ls(1).
created_on: 1195742878
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<metaquestions>
action: /say Did someone just ask about a question?
created_on: 1185909090
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<minimal>
action: /say Paste a minimal example of code that exhibits the problem. Digging through a 2000-line script for a 2-line problem wastes everyone's time.
created_on: 1186985840
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1513525329.70253
owner: ivazquez
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: Hello71!Hello71@wikipedia/Hello71
type: text
<mirror>
action: /say Mirror of mywiki.wooledge.org: http://pgas.freeshell.org/mirror/wooledge/ - to see faq NNN: http:/para.ms/bf/NNN
created_on: 1397341040
enabled: 1
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 109
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<mirrors>
action: /call mirror
created_on: 1352931817
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 60
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<mksh>
action: /say mksh is the successor to pdksh. mksh is fast, powerful, lightweight, POSIX-compatible, and has many nice extensions from ksh93/88 and Bash, and a few of its own. If you're using pdksh, upgrade to mksh. /j #!/bin/mksh • https://www.mirbsd.org/mksh.htm
created_on: 1379040730
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<mod3>
action: /say kurahaupo's regular expression for matching numbers that are multiple of 3: ^([0369]|[147]([0369]|[147][0369]*[258])*[147][0369]*[147]|[258]([0369]|[258][0369]*[147])*[258][0369]*[258]|[147]([0369]|[147][0369]*[258])*[258]|[258]([0369]|[258][0369]*[147])*[147])*$
created_on: 1384908337
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<mom>
action: /say we believe you, but there are a number of requirements left undefined. Rather than asking questions to elicit those, we have found its faster if you state a high level description of your goal. Pretend you're telling your Mom.
created_on: 1182436230
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1480638413.26517
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<moo>
action: /say # _= {_}<$_ _=${_:=<(echo moo)}<&$(($(<&$_>&2 cat)))
created_on: 1357012236
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503522455.13043
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 55
ref_user: m712!~annoying@unaffiliated/thefam
type: text
<motto>
action: /say "We give you the answers you need, whether you wanted them or not."
created_on: 1204566862
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<msg>
action: /say You don't really want to msg us. These aren't the droids you're looking for. You can go about your business, or talk in the channel like everyone else. Move along, move along...
created_on: 1181323038
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<mta>
action: /say MTA, Mail Transfer Agent (or Mail Transport Agent). Software that receives and delivers email. See http://wooledge.org/~greg/mail.html for basic definitions.
created_on: 1273693193
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<mtime>
action: /say File modification time. Marks the most recent time the file was created *or* its contents changed. While mtime is not a 'creation time', a file is not likely to be created after its mtime unless manual mtime tampering was done
created_on: 1206222132
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<murderer>
action: /call uuok
created_on: 1253630458
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1481635448.11578
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: slidercrank!~slidercra@unaffiliated/slidercrank
type: text
<mutex>
action: /say A mutual exclusion lock ensures your script can only be running once. mkdir "$lockdir" && trap 'rm -rf "$lockdir"' EXIT || exit # Another option: exec 9>> "$lockfile" && [[ $({ fuser -f "$lockfile"; } 2>&- 9>&-) == $$ ]] || exit # (fuser also works read-only and cleanup is implicit) See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/045 http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/howto/mutex
created_on: 1375806344
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: jp
last_referenced_on: 1516734299.98066
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 36
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<myfirewallsucks>
action: /say If your firewall or proxy blocks outgoing tcp port 8000 (preventing you from reading the wooledge.org wiki), you can get single pages using this URL scheme: http://wooledge.org/myfirewallsux/PageName. Note, however, that the resulting page will have broken hyperlinks on it.
created_on: 1219269572
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<myfirewallsux>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/ now acts as a reverse proxy talking to the moin-twisted wiki.
created_on: 1234193802
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<myip>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/IpAddress
created_on: 1282005143
enabled: 1
owner: greycat|home
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 91
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<mysqlquote>
action: /say mysqlquote() { local arg=${1//\\/\\\\}; printf %s "'${arg//\'/\'}'"; }; mysql <<< "UPDATE table SET foo=$(mysqlquote "$foo")"
created_on: 1337783449
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 23
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<mywiki.wooledge.org>
action: /say 209.142.155.49
created_on: 1252164404
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nabp>
action: /say Not A Bash Problem: Your question is application or operating system specific. In the case of Linux, it is distribution-specific. Please refer to your application, distribution, or operating system's support. Have a nice day.
created_on: 1188935764
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nabq>
action: /say Not a #bash question. We're no experts in that software or OS; consider asking the channel or mailing list with experts on that topic (eg. ##linux #openssh #ubuntu #zsh).
created_on: 1417435301
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nabq-es>
action: /say Lo sentimos, pero esa no es una pregunta acerca de bash.
created_on: 1379471266
enabled: 1
owner: maroloccio
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<name>
action: /say Variable names may only contain letters, digits, and the underscore. They may not begin with a digit. Also called an "identifier".
created_on: 1318364559
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: psf
last_referenced_on: 1448407698.94184
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: psf!~psf@unaffiliated/couldbe-maybe/x-1604174
type: text
<namedpipe>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/NamedPipes
created_on: 1261600755
enabled: 1
owner: tuxdev
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nameref>
action: /say namerefs (typeset -n) are a ksh93 feature that work like C++ references for passing data structures between functions. Bash 4.3+ and mksh have a limited but usable version of namerefs. http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/006 https://gist.github.com/ormaaj/5682807
created_on: 1415908723
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nbsp>
action: /say In some graphical environments, Alt+space, Alt Gr+space or Option+space generate a non-breaking space instead of a regular space. They look the same to us, but not to the shell. ''sed -n l'' will display them differently than regular spaces
created_on: 1371060391
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nest#!>
action: /say You cannot generally nest #! -- see http://www.in-ulm.de/~mascheck/various/shebang/#interpreter-script
created_on: 1324486803
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<netcat>
action: /say Netcat is a simple Unix utility which reads and writes data across network connections, using TCP or UDP protocol.
created_on: 1277485575
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1500271493.28696
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: latemus!~l@unaffiliated/latemus
type: text
<netiquette>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/NetEtiquette
created_on: 1437279600
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 19
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<newbie>
action: /say /msg greybot links
created_on: 1194021885
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<newer>
action: /say Find all files last modified yesterday (GNU find): find . -newermt 'yesterday 00:00' ! -newermt 'today 00:00'
created_on: 1314025415
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<newer2>
action: /say Find all files last modified yesterday (GNU date): y=$(date -d yesterday +%Y%m%d) t=$(date +%Y%m%d); touch -t ${y}0000 /tmp/yesterday; touch -t ${t}0000 /tmp/today; find . -newer /tmp/yesterday ! -newer /tmp/today; rm /tmp/{yesterday,today} # Or use $HOME instead of /tmp
created_on: 1314025630
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<newest>
action: /call latest
created_on: 1240001619
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 94
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<newline>
action: /say The unix end of line marker, ASCII value 10, often written \n.
created_on: 1234366608
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1454618261.39216
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: doppel!~doppel@ip68-96-235-191.lv.lv.cox.net
type: text
<next>
action: /say Next please!
created_on: 1344773355
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ni>
action: /say not of interest
created_on: 1222837914
enabled: 1
owner: ratchii
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nih>
action: /say Not Invented Here: the tendency to discount the usefulness or importance of work done by other groups. May lead to reinventing the wheel.
created_on: 1279725931
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1484163003.13359
owner: \amethyst
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@d154-20-114-183.bchsia.telus.net
type: text
<nike>
action: /say just do it
created_on: 1303904337
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503357981.22212
owner: neurolysis
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<nl>
action: /say ''nl'' is the standard posix utility for numbering lines read from standard input, e.g.: nl -b a -w 1 <file
created_on: 1338370506
enabled: 1
owner: ferret
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nlatest>
action: /say N latest, requires GNU find + sort. usage: nlatest 10 [somedir]: nlatest() { local file; find "${2:-.}" -maxdepth 1 -type f -printf '%T@ %p\0' | sort -znr | for (( i=0; i<$1; i++ )); do IFS= read -rd '' file || break; echo "${file#* }"; done; }
created_on: 1418945653
enabled: 1
owner: mattcen
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nm>
action: /say - dont mind yo0
created_on: 1183536466
enabled: 1
owner: omasfmp
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nmap>
action: /say nmap is a tool used by l33t Linux kiddies to scan hosts or networks for "open ports" (ones with a service listening) so they can launch a cyberattack. Or so they can have a wet dream about launching a cyberattack.
created_on: 1309970005
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<no>
action: /say Don't make shit up
created_on: 1188002241
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<noclobber>
action: /say noclobber() { local start=$1 end=$2 i=0; while [[ -e $end ]]; do end=$2.$((++i)); done; mv "$start" "$end"; } # usage: noclobber "$from" "$target"
created_on: 1312824145
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nohup>
action: /say nohup is a hacky wrapper that will execute a process while redirecting its output and preventing SIGHUP from reaching it (some implementations ignore additional signals). In bash, you probably want disown instead: ''command ... & disown''. Alternately, run your commands inside screen or tmux.
created_on: 1416366307
enabled: 1
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 70
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nonempty>
action: /say test if a directory is non-empty, without storing the filenames in an array: if : "$dir"/*; [[ -e $_ ]]; then # you may or may not want to enable dotglob beforehand as well
created_on: 1371181956
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<noobtorial>
action: /say Hmm, it seems you need to learn a bit more about some of the basics of the UNIX command line. we reccomend the following tutorials
created_on: 1259176089
enabled: 1
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nopaste>
action: /say Please don't waste our time by making us go to a pastebin just for a five-line snippet. Paste it in the channel. If you have a larger script that's showing problems, trim it down to the bare minimum size that still shows the problem. You'll probably fix it yourself once you do that.
created_on: 1187365361
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 33
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<noquote>
action: /call quotenotwhen
created_on: 1375911028
enabled: 1
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<noseq>
action: /say Instead of seq (slow, not portable) use the bash brace expansion feature: where a {1..10} produces 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
created_on: 1185823354
enabled: 1
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<not>
action: /say You do NOT need cat to read file contents, ls to get file names, echo to output stuff or $()/`` to run commands. The specifics of your situation will dictate the correct syntax to use. Explain in English.
created_on: 1339095075
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1515904996.93489
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 24
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<notatty>
action: /say Bash is not a terminal. That thing that you type text into? That's a terminal. It's not bash. Just because you're running some program in a terminal doesn't make your question bash-related.
created_on: 1293461677
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<notbash>
action: /say We only answer bash-related questions. Apt-get? #debian. Adding users? ##linux. Sending mail in a PHP script? #php. Makefiles? ##c or ##workingset. Complex regular expressions? #regex.
created_on: 1168533032
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<notbroken>
action: /say always assume that you're doing it wrong; the system is not broken - Hello71
created_on: 1430185928
enabled: 1
owner: Hello71
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nothelpful>
action: /say You have been given an answer that will not help you answer your question much.
created_on: 1283461071
enabled: 1
owner: hawkI
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<notitty>
action: /say there's nothing in saying it can be done that implies sanity, reliability or locale sanctity. or any other kind of titty.....
created_on: 1302037607
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504424417.80574
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<notperl>
action: /say Bash is not perl. Perl starts all variable names with '$'. Bash starts variable names with a letter, number, or underscore. Variable _values_ start with a $.
created_on: 1228351998
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1491681279.10578
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nchambers!4cd2bbbf@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.76.210.187.191
type: text
<nowwhat>
action: /say so how's the script going? Or did you have an algorithmic question? ;)
created_on: 1182681858
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nt>
action: /say [ f1 -nt f2 ] True if file1 is newer (mtime) than file2 *or* if file1 exists and file2 does not.
created_on: 1182376860
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nthline>
action: /say - to print the Nth thru K lines of a file; just the 5th: sed -n 5p file; 5 thru 9th: sed -n 5,9p file ; see http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/011 for more
created_on: 1266258432
enabled: 1
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nul>
action: /say The NUL byte is ASCII character 0x00 (binary 00000000). printf can produce them with \0 in the format spec. GNU/BSD find can terminate filenames with them (-print0). Bash's read can stop (delimit) on them with -d ''.
created_on: 1281556007
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<nullglob>
action: /say Causes unmatched globs to expand to nothing rather than themselves. shopt -s nullglob; files=(*); echo "There are ${#files[@]} files." - see: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/NullGlob
created_on: 1423591697
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 148
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<number>
action: /say How can I tell whether a variable contains a valid number? See !faq 54
created_on: 1420155824
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<obsolete>
action: /say Obsolete and deprecated syntax: http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/scripting/obsolete
created_on: 1357158731
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<obvious>
action: /say There are two ways to design software: Make it either so simple that there are obviously no bugs or so complex there are no obvious bugs.
created_on: 1240832674
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: esselfe
last_referenced_on: 1503357833.7966
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<od-hex>
action: /say od -A n -t x1
created_on: 1419465314
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ofcourse>
action: /say I, greybot, am quite happy to help you, O denizen of #bash. (Help me out of this perl straitjacket? It itches.)
created_on: 1183067002
enabled: 1
owner: wonderfrog
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<oldest>
action: /say Find the oldest modified file of a list of files: oldest() { local file oldest=$1; shift; for file; do [[ $file -ot $oldest ]] && oldest=$file; done; printf '%s\n' "$oldest"; } ## Usage: oldest file1 file2...
created_on: 1330117586
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 25
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<oneline>
action: /call in1line
created_on: 1422248439
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<oops>
action: /say "That moment when you post in channel and wish there was an undo button..."
created_on: 1390936173
enabled: 1
owner: fr33loader
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<opego>
action: /say "Remember, Ben.. with great power, comes great responsibility." ;-)
created_on: 1192501778
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: damien22
last_referenced_on: 1454769689.4765
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: Damien22!~Damien@61.173.41.215
type: text
<opexperimentstart>
action: /say The Op Experiment started on 2007-06-05 at 11:18:36 UTC
created_on: 1182697116
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<oplist>
action: /say /msg chanserv access #bash list
created_on: 1433359123
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ops>
action: /say dreisner dualbus e36freak geirha greycat heiner izabera jipe koala_man lhunath maqr ormaaj osse pgas pragma- remote revdiablo Riviera Samus_Aran sunny sysfault TheBonsai twkm uniplex \amethyst
created_on: 1431608762
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 130
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<opts>
action: /say Handling command-line options: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/035 or http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/howto/getopts_tutorial
created_on: 1280443458
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<order>
action: /say See http://to.lhunath.com/bashlib::order for a sort that can order arrays, select first n, and use a custom or predefined comparator (eg. number/random/mtime).
created_on: 1424442766
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pragma-
last_referenced_on: 1478596422.46591
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<ormaaj>
action: /say ormaaj being ormaaj
created_on: 1338189810
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: resh
last_referenced_on: 1482828871.33109
owner: dualbus
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 23
ref_user: resh!~resh@217.118.64.53
type: text
<ormaajarr>
action: /say Non-serious (maybe useful) nested bash array: https://gist.github.com/ormaaj/3e88968592e2d5b8f39f
created_on: 1413622713
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajbin>
action: /say # n=117 b=0; e=0 n2b="b+=n/2**e%2*10**e,2**e++>n||n2b" let n2b; printf "%d == 2#%d\n" "$n" "$b" # convert n to binary
created_on: 1440978787
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: resh
last_referenced_on: 1482828895.02389
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: resh!~resh@217.118.64.53
type: text
<ormaajbinhex>
action: /say k# printf %s {0..2#1111%-5..16d} $'\n' {0..16#f%-5.4.2d}
created_on: 1438879761
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajbomb>
action: /say They fork yourself in style - fork bomb samples that try to be more amusing than `:(){ :|:; }`. Intended more to illustrate interesting / counterintuitive aspects of bash evaluation than to be "effective". Starts at ormaajbomb1
created_on: 1423750326
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajbomb1>
action: /say declare -i _=('_[`_=_&`]')
created_on: 1343545157
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 36
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajbomb2>
action: /say _=(_['`((_))&`'] [_]=)
created_on: 1343545183
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 41
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajbomb3>
action: /say shopt -s lastpipe; set -o pipefail; ((())|[()(]|[)||(())|]()([|])||])
created_on: 1343545196
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 42
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajbomb4>
action: /say _=<${_[${_:='_[`><(_[_]=)`]'}]}
created_on: 1347065707
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 35
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajbomb5>
action: /say { function } { case }\ { in ( }\ { ) <&0 } { &esac; }; <() }; };
created_on: 1370008281
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajbomb6>
action: /say ${dev[${dev='dev[1>(${dev[dev]})]'}]} # requires bash <4.3
created_on: 1437394358
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajbooks>
action: /say If you must have a physical book: http://www.amazon.com/KornShell-Command-Programming-Language-Edition/dp/0131827006 http://cfajohnson.com/books/cfajohnson/pbp/
created_on: 1423066510
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dozn
last_referenced_on: 1480199219.06943
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: dozn!~dozn@104.236.154.251
type: text
<ormaajbrace>
action: /say Output a command to expand 1 million args: function braceify { [[ $1 == +([[:digit:]]) ]] || return; typeset -a a; read -ra a < <(factor "$1"); eval "echo $(printf '{$(printf ,%%.s {1..%s})}' "${a[@]:1}")"; }; printf 'eval printf "$arg"%s' "$(braceify 1000000)"
created_on: 1384653083
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajbreak>
action: /say # function range { case $2 in "$1") while :; do range "$1" $(($2 - 1)); done;; 0) trap "printf \$2" RETURN; break;; *) range "$1" $(($2 - 1)); esac }; range 3 7
created_on: 1375665791
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajcolors>
action: /say Setup basic color arrays in Bash or ksh93: https://gist.github.com/ormaaj/5074581
created_on: 1363658999
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 22
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajdatatype>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/050?action=recall&rev=30#Complex_commands_in_ksh93
created_on: 1384912803
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajenv>
action: /say environment assignment testcases: https://gist.github.com/ormaaj/3284124
created_on: 1370417096
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajfac>
action: /say 4# f=n?n--*f:1 let n=10 n=f; echo $n
created_on: 1371056033
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 19
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajfib>
action: /say # a=a[++n%20]=a[n]+a[n-1],a a[n=2]=1; echo "${a[@]:a,a=0}"
created_on: 1352971001
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: resh
last_referenced_on: 1482828901.07998
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 40
ref_user: resh!~resh@217.118.64.53
type: text
<ormaajfib2>
action: /say # a=('a[a[n]=a[n-1]+a[n-2],n++/20]' 2 0 1); echo "${a[@]:n=4,a}"
created_on: 1366558004
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajkeys>
action: /say # getKeys() { local -a 'keys=("${!'"$1"'[@]}")'; printf '<%s> ' "${keys[@]}"; echo; }; arr=({a..c}); getKeys arr
created_on: 1344320603
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajmagic>
action: /say Better magic alias: https://gist.github.com/ormaaj/5a969c62bab8d21fe468
created_on: 1413627289
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajpalindrome>
action: /say # ${c[${c[c[1]=1,0]='c[$({ printf "%-2s" "$n"; printf "%.s%-2s" "${!c[n++/8]}" "$n"; } >&2)1]'}]}
created_on: 1366004523
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajpattern>
action: /say Escaped pattern matching glitches in bash: https://gist.github.com/ormaaj/6195070
created_on: 1420655595
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajpower>
action: /say Find greatest 2**n where n < j: bash -c 'j=123 n=1 _=_[n*2\<j?n*=2,0:1] let _; echo "$n"'. About equivalent: ghc -e '(\j -> Control.Monad.Fix.fix (\x n -> if n * 2 >= j then n else x (n * 2)) 1) 123'
created_on: 1371167879
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: zjkj
last_referenced_on: 1481119313.63609
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: zjkj!~zjkj@80.83.238.51
type: text
<ormaajrev>
action: /say # a=abcdef; n= eval 'printf %s "${a[0]"{1..'${#a}'}":(-(++n)):1}"' "$'\n'"
created_on: 1356268751
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 42
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajrev2>
action: /say # str=abcdef a='a[$(printf %s "${str:n:a[n++/${#str}],1}" >&3)1]' let a 3>&1
created_on: 1356268784
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajrotate>
action: /say # f() { echo "${@:2}"; ${!1+f $(($1+1)) "${!#}" "${@:2:$#-2}"}; }; f 3 {a..c}
created_on: 1366207861
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajsnip>
action: /say # a='aaabbbbccccc'; echo "${a:b=$(b=${a%${a##*(a)}};echo ${#b}):$(c=${a%%*(c)};echo ${#c})-b}"
created_on: 1344319820
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajtest>
action: /say # [ <& $[ ] [ = [ && echo ha
created_on: 1349954850
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajtrue>
action: /say sh# ( f() { if [ $1 -gt 0 ]; then f $(($1 - 1)); else PS4="; " set -x; fi; x= ${x:-true ${x:=:}}; }; x= f 10 ) 2>&1 | tr -d \\n
created_on: 1379662356
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ormaajxclip>
action: /say Anything with Gtk bindings can substitute if xclip is annoyingly unavailable (e.g. 64-bit Cygwin): csharp -pkg:gtk-sharp-3.0 -e 'Gtk.Application.Init(); Console.WriteLine(Gtk.Clipboard.Get(Gdk.Atom.Intern("CLIPBOARD", false)).WaitForText())'
created_on: 1387783686
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<os>
action: /say Take it to your OS channel. Your issue is specific to your Operating System or Distribution.
created_on: 1306353777
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: guest57093
last_referenced_on: 1475166823.31782
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 131
ref_user: Guest57093!~jasondock@unaffiliated/jasondockers
type: text
<osserev>
action: /say # str='gip taf a ma I'; r=; for ((i = 0; i < ${#str}; i++)); do printf -v r '%s%s' "${str:$i:1}" "$r"; done; echo "$r"
created_on: 1379457466
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1482637303.93735
owner: osse
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@45.72.210.183
type: text
<osxfind>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/UsingFind#Nasty_OS_X_bug
created_on: 1329912378
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ot>
action: /say Please try to keep offtopic chatter to a minimum. Feel free to join ##chat for social chat.
created_on: 1436397617
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1471740634.42793
owner: dtscode
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 108
ref_user: debidi!~deb@172.56.18.204
type: text
<otc>
action: /say Other People's Code - http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/you_down_wit_OPC-yeah_you_know_me.png
created_on: 1415668896
enabled: 1
owner: fr33loader
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<otherpeurl>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/myfirewallsux/BashFAQ/073
created_on: 1230586768
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<othershells>
action: /say zsh prioritizes new features; fish prioritizes command-line user experience but is awful for scripting; POSIX sh is the baseline; csh is evil and to be avoided; ksh is powerful but not many people know/use it... and everything else (ie. scsh) is so niche you don't need to think about it.
created_on: 1351621310
enabled: 1
owner: nDuff
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<output>
action: /say What do you want the file to contain? Write the EXACT thing you want it to contain on one line in your IRC client and then press <ENTER>. Put NOTHING else on this line.
created_on: 1181148612
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1508118429.74885
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<overflow>
action: /say *overflow is NOT a preferred source for learning bash, because almost all the "tutorials" and scripts out there are JUNK. Instead, ask a good question here or refer to the Guide and FAQ (see topic)
created_on: 1381516753
enabled: 1
owner: emg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<paradigm>
action: /say Some people, when confronted with a problem they "just have to" solve with bash, think: "I know, I'll apply the typical paradigms of language `X', which I'm so fond of, to bash to solve the problem!" Now they have a broken solution and several questions only answerable by !paradigm
created_on: 1424384470
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<parallel>
action: /say parallel() { local workers=$1 handler=$2 w i; shift 2; local elements=("$@"); for (( w = 0; w < workers; ++w )); do for (( i = w; i < ${#elements[@]}; i += workers )); do "$handler" "${elements[i]}"; done & done; wait; }; parallel 5 md5 *.txt
created_on: 1328903048
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 116
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<parameters>
action: /say Parameters hold application data: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/Parameters
created_on: 1285668341
enabled: 1
owner: rubikcube_work
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<parent>
action: /say When you run a script, it can not affect the parent shell. If you want to affect the parent shell, you need to source the script from the parent shell. See ''help source''
created_on: 1245684101
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: mahakal
last_referenced_on: 1507938070.24121
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 32
ref_user: mahakal!~UserName@unaffiliated/mahakal
type: text
<parser>
action: /say The Bash Parser: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashParser -- Simplified Example: http://stuff.lhunath.com/parser.png
created_on: 1371573049
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 111
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<parsingls>
action: /call ls
created_on: 1371234017
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<partial>
action: /say partial function applicator: http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/commands/builtin/eval#higher-order_functions
created_on: 1356040576
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<password>
action: /say my password is 1 2 3 4 5, but you knew that already. It's on your lunchbox!
created_on: 1181257215
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1515939756.41876
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 19
ref_user: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
type: text
<paste>
action: /call pastebin
created_on: 1384549065
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<paste-cmd>
action: /say The 'paste' command is used to paste together files, putting line 1 with line 1 and so forth. Try the man page for more.
created_on: 1246561502
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pasteban>
action: /say just another member of koala_man's botnet
created_on: 1417048345
enabled: 1
owner: dualbus
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pastebin>
action: /say Paste short snippets (up to 5 lines) in channel. Paste more using https://gist.github.com/ or http://sprunge.us/ (see !sprunge). Please don't use pastebin.com, it's full of ads and has the annoying habit of adding whitespace
created_on: 1436490911
enabled: 1
owner: dtscode
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 553
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pastebin.com>
action: /say pastebin.com is ad-supported, and mangles data by converting characters. even the raw version isn't the same as the original data. please use a sane pastebin, such as http://refheap.com https://gist.github.com or http://sprunge.us (''/msg greybot sprunge'' for usage).
created_on: 1399646209
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 843
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pastebins>
action: /call pastebin
created_on: 1371664987
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 92
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pastecmd>
action: /call paste-cmd
created_on: 1258390256
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pasteit>
action: /say Paste the *relevant* code: http://sprunge.us/ - http://pastebin.bash-hackers.org/ - https://gist.github.com/ - DON'T use pastebin.com.
created_on: 1344218921
enabled: 1
owner: dualbus
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 30
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pastie>
action: /say Look, some of us just don't like pastebins.. we prefer you to do your own single-stepping.
created_on: 1186152068
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<path>
action: /say The PATH variable defines where your commands are. Don't do stupid things like GREP=/usr/bin/grep; $GREP foo bar. Just use grep foo bar in the first place. If you aren't sure what your PATH contains, set it yourself.
created_on: 1282162023
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 47
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pathname>
action: /say If a pathname starts with "/" then the starting position is the root directory, otherwise it is the current directory. It is then split into components separated by "/", and taking each component in turn, it moves to the named subdirectory (or any named object, for the last component), except where a component is "..", when it moves up to the parent directory, or "." or empty, when it does not move.
created_on: 1426762321
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<patternfuzz>
action: /say Shell pattern quoting fuzzer https://gist.github.com/ormaaj/6195070
created_on: 1380175271
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<patterns>
action: /say Globs, Braces and Regular Expressions: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/Patterns
created_on: 1262852810
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pax>
action: /say pax is the standard archiver http://www.bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/howto/pax
created_on: 1394902061
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 33
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pcre>
action: /say Perl Compatible Regular Expressions: http://perldoc.perl.org/perlre.html
created_on: 1182637649
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511926259.43169
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 18
ref_user: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
type: text
<pdf>
action: /say No, there is no fucking PDF of the entire wiki. Because only idiots would want that.
created_on: 1203964852
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: camthesaxman
last_referenced_on: 1480316021.91032
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: camthesaxman!~chatzilla@107-205-135-122.lightspeed.nworla.sbcglobal.net
type: text
<pdfguide>
action: /say PDF version of the BashGuide: http://s.ntnu.no/bashguide.pdf or print http://mywiki.wooledge.org/FullBashGuide to paper or pdf. Also see http://mywiki.wooledge.org/FullBashFAQ
created_on: 1438105904
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 46
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pdksh>
action: /say pdksh was developed as an open-source alternative to AT&T's ksh before it became open-source. pdksh is the default /bin/sh in Interix and Microsoft SUA/SFU. http://www.cs.mun.ca/~michael/pdksh/ -- pdksh has been unmaintained for ~10 years. See !mksh for the current successor.
created_on: 1379040437
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pe>
action: /say Parameter Expansion expands parameters: "$foo", "$1". You can use it to perform string or array operations: "${file%.mp3}", "${0##*/}", "${files[@]: -4}". They should *always* be quoted. See: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/073 and "Parameter Expansion" in man bash. Also see http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/syntax/pe.
created_on: 1387493473
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516253107.8975
owner: fr33loader
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<pe:>
action: /say When not performing substring expansion, parameter expansions including a colon cause bash to test for a parameter that is unset or null. The colon can be omitted to skip the test for a null parameter, resulting in a test for only an unset parameter.
created_on: 1370583223
enabled: 1
owner: zendeavor
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pebasename>
action: /say Mangling file- and dirnames with parameter expansion: http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/syntax/pe#common_use
created_on: 1297747462
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pebcak>
action: /call pebkac
created_on: 1413601781
enabled: 1
owner: mute
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pebkac>
action: /say Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair. A humorous way to describe a problem caused by the user, not the system. Similar forms: PEBCAK/PIBCAC/PEBKAM.
created_on: 1176334217
enabled: 1
owner: redondos
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<peception>
action: /say No, you can't nest parameter expansions in bash
created_on: 1432790846
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503358818.19998
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<penultimate>
action: /say The penultimate (second-to-last) argument of your script is "${@:(-2):1}". The ultimate (final) argument is "${@:(-1)}". For named arrays, the same thing: "${array[@]:(-2):1}" etc.
created_on: 1303392416
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 42
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<perf>
action: /say http://www.brendangregg.com/perf.html
created_on: 1504342757.37732
enabled: 1
owner: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<perfect>
action: /call itworks
created_on: 1401467558
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1515827539.83133
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<performance>
action: /say You can always try to optimize and that's ok, but mainly, not for bash: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashWeaknesses
created_on: 1389410023
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1510618013.38726
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
type: text
<perl>
action: /say http://xkcd.com/208/
created_on: 1227901306
enabled: 1
owner: trash
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<perm>
action: /call permissions
created_on: 1332271388
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<permissions>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/Permissions
created_on: 1127139674
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<peurl>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/BashFAQ/073
created_on: 1230586667
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pgrep>
action: /say Use pgrep instead of ps to get PIDs. It saves you from having to parse output that wasn't meant to be parsed. However, finding a process by its name is unsafe. Please look at http://mywiki.wooledge.org/ProcessManagement
created_on: 1348214481
enabled: 1
owner: Stummi
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 53
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<php>
action: /say PHP has its own channel: ##php. Ask PHP questions there. "How do I run a bash script from PHP" is a PHP question, NOT a bash question.~
created_on: 1303909567
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #bash
last_referenced_on: 1484257068.33196
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 18
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<pi>
action: /say echo 'scale=68; a(1)*4'|bc -l
created_on: 1193388903
enabled: 1
owner: oMish
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pid>
action: /say Process ID: An integer that identifies a single process on a POSIX system. Using PIDs for checking whether a process is running is flawed (they're really not good for anything other than managing the current process' children) because of race conditions and the fact that PIDs are recycled by the kernel.
created_on: 1215523813
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pidof>
action: /say You probably want pgrep and pkill, not pidof. Also see http://mywiki.wooledge.org/ProcessManagement
created_on: 1309879949
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 42
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pigz>
action: /say I wish gzip would use all my CPUs at same time; oh wait pigz does: http://zlib.net/pigz/
created_on: 1424483193
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1513666469.18065
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<ping>
action: /say pong
created_on: 1185116259
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1444377900.85866
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 40
ref_user: fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie
type: text
<pinky>
action: /say Give your little finger a rest. There's no need to spread your sentence across ten lines.
created_on: 1205950680
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1506440921.05482
owner: ferret
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: whoisxy_!~whoisxy@82.112.154.151
type: text
<pipe>
action: /say Pipes connect the (standard) output of one command with the (standard) input of another. The command on the right hand side is executed in a subshell. Avoid pipes if you can for performance reasons and possibly unintended side-effects introduced by this subshell.
created_on: 1203496952
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 59
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pipefail>
action: /say ''set -o pipefail'': if pipefail is enabled, any pipeline's return status is the value of the last (rightmost) command to exit with a non-zero status, or zero if all commands exit successfully.
created_on: 1329427660
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 36
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pipestatus>
action: /say Bash has a PIPESTATUS array which contains all the return codes of all the commands from the most recent pipeline. sh doesn't, but see http://pipestatus.sf.net
created_on: 1329427495
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 24
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pitfalls>
action: /say http://wooledge.org:8000/BashPitfalls
created_on: 1220254507
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1484163830.09996
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@d154-20-114-183.bchsia.telus.net
type: text
<pithy>
action: /say You can't solve a problem you can't describe.
created_on: 1192723519
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<plonk>
action: /say The sound a name makes when it hits a kill file (or /ignore list).
created_on: 1138112309
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1509143998.75399
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 83
ref_user: kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802
type: text
<plonk2>
action: /say After reading what you said, my head flopped forward in astonishment striking the desktop with a loud "PLONK!" Thanks to you I have damaged my circuitry, and my memory has been overwritten with endless copies of Charles Babbage's plaintive quotation: "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." Now attempting to restore from backup ...
created_on: 1303930980
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1509144007.09396
owner: kwtm
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802
type: text
<plot>
action: /say while IFS=',' read x y; do tput hpa "$x"; tput vpa "$y"; printf 'x'; done < foo.csv # by lhunath
created_on: 1298357934
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<plz>
action: /say If you say plz because it's shorter than please, we'll say no because it's shorter than yes. http://yaku.dk/s/irc/dont-use-thx-sry-plz.txt
created_on: 1298917418
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pm>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/ProcessManagement
created_on: 1158679625
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pofd>
action: /say Posters of fake data are a big pile of ''telnet gw.boston.ru''
created_on: 1207742914
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: protege
last_referenced_on: 1486284765.79513
owner: go|dfish
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: protege!~shynoob@182.59.209.11
type: text
<pointers>
action: /say http://xkcd.com/138/
created_on: 1192683852
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pony>
action: /say On parsing markup with regular expressions: http://xrl.us/p0ny
created_on: 1367618385
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1476892429.57868
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 57
ref_user: KnightsWhoSayNi!Magic@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fe28:3133
type: text
<pop>
action: /call shift
created_on: 1306175303
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1476708870.96124
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: kate!~kate@212.74.13.142
type: text
<porn>
action: /say for ((i=1; i<100; i++)); do printf -v tmp %03d "$i"; wget http://pornsite/image-"$tmp".jpg; sleep 10; done
created_on: 1366145593
edited_by: fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter
edited_on: 1471849130.7103
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516461758.51867
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: sjohnson!~sjohnson@cow.sj.rfc1459.net
type: text
<porn2>
action: /say i=1; for f in ./*.jpg; do printf -v num %05d $((i++)); mv "$f" $num.jpg; done
created_on: 1309466425
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1471847348.4412
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 93
ref_user: god!dtscode@freenode/weird-exception/bartender/learnprogramming.nchambers
type: text
<porn3>
action: /say for dir in */; do (cd "$dir" || exit; for f in *.rar; do unrar "$f" || break; done && rm *.rar *.r[0-9][0-9]); done
created_on: 1311190394
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1509144035.11286
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 35
ref_user: kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802
type: text
<porn4>
action: /say You outta be ashamed!
created_on: 1376960412
enabled: 1
owner: mr_edgecase
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<porn981>
action: /say https://xkcd.com/981/
created_on: 1431727207
enabled: 1
owner: gniourf_gniourf
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<portability>
action: /say Portability is important. Your script should, if at all possible, run on as many different platforms as possible. Avoid Linux-specific commands like seq(1), GNU-specific command flags like "find ... -or", and so on. See http://www.gnu.org/software/hello/manual/autoconf/Limitations-of-Usual-Tools.html
created_on: 1290816294
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<posix>
action: /say The POSIX standard defines what any modern unix should support. Use just POSIX external commands and options to make portable scripts. See http://www.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/utilities/contents.html or search http://pubs.opengroup.org/cgi/kman4.cgi?value=[query]
created_on: 1332836141
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<posix-sh>
action: /say http://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/utilities/V3_chap02.html#tag_18
created_on: 1340023555
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<posix2>
action: /say A Posix-compliant *shell* recognizes the set of all Posix features (and possibly also non-Posix features, as in the case of bash). A Posix-compliant *script* is limited to only Posix features. It's possible for a Posix-compliant shell such as bash to handle non-Posix-compliant scripts (e.g. scripts that use bash-only features).
created_on: 1309926415
enabled: 1
owner: kwtm2
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<posixlocal>
action: /say sh# f() { if ! ${_called_f+false}; then for x; do printf '%s, ' "$x"; done; else _called_f= x= command eval '{ typeset +x x; } 2>/dev/null; f "$@"'; fi; }; x='outside f'; printf "$x, "; f 1 2 3; echo "$x"
created_on: 1358396424
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 32
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<posixlocal2>
action: /say http://stchaz.free.fr/locvar.sh
created_on: 1374036653
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<posixsh>
action: /say Try to stick to POSIX for all externals but do NOT limit your shell code to POSIX sh: Depend on bash and use its features to the fullest instead. POSIX sh is so primitive you can only get things done reliably through hacks, if at all.
created_on: 1403125748
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<posparam>
action: /say http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/scripting/posparams
created_on: 1217348807
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<posparams>
action: /say Handling positional parameters (arguments on commandline): http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/scripting/posparams
created_on: 1200696841
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pp>
action: /say Positional parameters, such as $1, $2, $3, or "$@" for all of them. See http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php?id=scripting:posparams
created_on: 1194622054
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<practice>
action: /call theory
created_on: 1391536461
enabled: 1
owner: emg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<practices>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/Practices
created_on: 1340049666
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1502189846.7449
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: doppel!~chatzilla@ip70-170-42-83.lv.lv.cox.net
type: text
<prargs>
action: /say Print an argument list for debugging purposes: http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/snipplets/prargs
created_on: 1227547571
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<prayer>
action: /say eval and prayer can make things work sometimes
created_on: 1278221619
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<prepare>
action: /say Avoid throwing a hastily typed question into this help channel. Prepare your question in advance in the editor. Word it carefully. Make sure those who read it will understand your request. Remove unnecessary information. Add all necessary information. Then paste it into the channel.
created_on: 1189609624
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1481657233.2163
owner: oMish
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: FreedomLover!~Unknown@28-117-179-94.pool.ukrtel.net
type: text
<prepend>
action: /say To prepend a string to a file, use cat with the stdin flag: cat - origfile <<< "string" > newfile && mv newfile origfile
created_on: 1418283915
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 36
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pretty>
action: /say "Pretty-print" your bash code: pretty() { printf 'pretty(){ %s\n }; declare -f pretty' "$(cat)" | bash; } ## Usage: pretty < myscript
created_on: 1400089185
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516253597.69886
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<pride>
action: /say bash can do it on its own
created_on: 1359421833
enabled: 1
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<print_status>
action: /say print_status() { printf '%*s\r%s\n' "${COLUMNS:-$(tput cols)}" "$2" "$1"; } # usage: print_status LEFT RIGHT
created_on: 1367994285
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1480950740.43954
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: vclam!~unknown@c-24-11-122-3.hsd1.ut.comcast.net
type: text
<printfexploit>
action: /say # bash -c 'b=$2; printf $1' _ '-v _[b] foo' '_[$(echo dont let this happen >&2)]'
created_on: 1390367987
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<privmsg>
action: /say Got a bunch of questions for the bot? Privmsg me.
created_on: 1205346614
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: kandide
last_referenced_on: 1510457550.85416
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: kandide!~krokbot@unaffiliated/krok/bot/kandide
type: text
<problem>
action: /say Some people, when confronted with a problem, think ``I know, I'll use regular expressions.'' Now they have two problems.
created_on: 1358920713
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: protege
last_referenced_on: 1486284776.73759
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 44
ref_user: protege!~shynoob@182.59.209.11
type: text
<professor>
action: /say "Hey prof, do us all a favor and stop handing out ridiculous homework assignments. Oh, and while you're at it, encourage the idiots to pursue different career paths!"
created_on: 1357598013
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503359625.10178
owner: fr33loader
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<profiling>
action: /say PS4 To The Rescue, http://stackoverflow.com/questions/5014823/how-to-profile-a-bash-shell-script
created_on: 1433187361
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1455049801.80957
owner: jmbc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: jalt!~jalt@wireless-223-107.wireless.umbc.edu
type: text
<progress>
action: /say See faq 44 -> http://wooledge.org/mywiki/BashFAQ/044 -- How do I create a progress bar?
created_on: 1213202770
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<prompt>
action: /say "\u@\h \w\$"? These are explained in man bash, under PROMPTING. Or see http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/library/l-tip-prompt/
created_on: 1300816051
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<prompt_command>
action: /say PROMPT_COMMAND: If set, the value is executed as a command prior to issuing each primary prompt. (man bash)
created_on: 1413495978
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<prompting>
action: /call prompt
created_on: 1354637133
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<proof>
action: /say We Want Proof.
created_on: 1181273800
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503359392.37325
owner: redondos
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<prosper>
action: /say While we tear your code to shreds and criticize it, keep in mind we do so only because we love you and want you to prosper, not fail! Make this a learning opportunity and try not to take it personal. :-)
created_on: 1345300742
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1476295717.82862
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: Amun_Ra!~amun-ra@retro.rocks
type: text
<prune>
action: /say Stop find from descending a tree: find . ! '(' -name do-not-descend -prune ')' -print ## See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/UsingFind
created_on: 1291375201
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 18
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<prune2>
action: /say A hard problem: prune matched subtrees, also discard the root of the search and roots of non-pruned subtrees: mkdir -p tmp/{aa,bb}; touch tmp/{aa/aa,bb/{aa,bb}}; find ./tmp \( -type d -name aa \) -prune -o \( -path './tmp/*/*' -print \)
created_on: 1423696329
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: raisondetre
last_referenced_on: 1470828214.31147
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: raisondetre!~ZeNEX@opein-inet.lpa.idec.net
type: text
<ps>
action: /say Don't use ps(1) in scripts. Its output can't be reliably parsed, and will often leave you vulnerable to TOCTOU (race) bugs. Use $! to get the PID of the last asynchronous command. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/ProcessManagement for anything more complex.
created_on: 1378595484
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511425453.71618
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: notastupidnick!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<ps-aux>
action: /say NEVER, EVER write "ps -aux". EVER. If you see some script that uses that syntax, throw the entire script away. BSD ps(1) syntax does *not* use a hyphen. In hybrid systems (Linux, AIX, etc.) they hyphen indicates the use of System V ps(1) syntax rather than BSD. It should be "ps aux" or "ps auxw".
created_on: 1268168436
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ps-auxw>
action: /call ps-aux
created_on: 1268168443
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ps1>
action: /say The value of $PS1 is printed as the prompt when bash is running interactive. Note that any characters that do not advance the cursor (eg. colors) must be in \[ \] and exporting PS1 is almost always an mistake. See man bash, PROMPTING
created_on: 1437260929
enabled: 1
owner: llua
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 18
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ps2>
action: /say The value of $PS2 is printed (after expansion) as the secondary prompt for more data when bash is running interactive. See man bash, under PROMPTING.
created_on: 1307551806
enabled: 1
owner: neurolysis
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ps3>
action: /say The value of $PS3 is printed (without expansion) as the prompt for the select command. See man bash, under PROMPTING.
created_on: 1307551807
enabled: 1
owner: neurolysis
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ps4>
action: /say The value of $PS4 is printed (after expansion) before each command bash displays during an execution trace. See man bash, under PROMPTING. # http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/scripting/debuggingtips#making_xtrace_more_useful
created_on: 1307551809
enabled: 1
owner: neurolysis
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<psgrep>
action: /say psgrep() { ps -ef | { IFS= read -r h; printf '%s\n' "$h"; grep "$@"; }; } # for interactive use only
created_on: 1375814054
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pstree>
action: /say Bash in the UNIX process tree (simple): http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/scripting/processtree
created_on: 1227892677
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<psychic>
action: /say Nope, still not psychic.
created_on: 1405551208
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516535089.11165
owner: emg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: clumsy_boy!~leoni@181.26.8.127
type: text
<psychic2>
action: /say Oh wait, I'm getting something. Anyone know someone with N in their name? ... I also see an O and a P. Ah! NOPE!
created_on: 1407524312
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<psychotic>
action: /say /me runs amok with a chainsaw, hewing down newbies and veterans alike
created_on: 1412038057
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pty.spawn>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/078#Don.27t_rely_on_.2BAC8-dev.2BAC8-tty_for_security
created_on: 1345169075
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<punct>
action: /say Pay attention to punctuation and spaces. If someone says i="$Var"; that is NOT the same as i = $Var
created_on: 1301170950
enabled: 1
owner: kwtm
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<push>
action: /say https://github.com/vaeth/push/ See also: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/050
created_on: 1356062985
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504179854.25269
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<pv>
action: /say pv - Pipe Viewer - is a terminal-based tool for monitoring the progress of data through a pipeline. It can be inserted into any normal pipeline between two processes to give a visual indication of how quickly data is passing through. See https://www.ivarch.com/programs/pv.shtml
created_on: 1431674294
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<pwd>
action: /say PWD is a builtin variable in all POSIX shells that contains the current working directory. pwd(1) is a POSIX utility that prints the name of the current working directory to stdout. Unless you're writing for some non-POSIX system, there is no reason to waste time executing pwd(1) rather than just using PWD.
created_on: 1369198613
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1491681121.32737
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: PibePlayer!uid222819@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-kgdjyusqapfutjri
type: text
<pwgen>
action: /say pwgen <http://sourceforge.net/projects/pwgen/> generates passwords. Use that instead of whatever Rube Goldberg contraption you were trying to make.
created_on: 1362506112
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<python>
action: /say Bash is not spelled "python"
created_on: 1264693014
enabled: 1
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<q>
action: /say Do you have a BASH question?
created_on: 1185130520
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516739808.22843
noembed: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 33
ref_user: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
type: text
<qdb>
action: /say http://forum.bash-hackers.org/index.php?board=12.0
created_on: 1181919786
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<qefe>
action: /say "$QUOTE" "$EVERY" "$FUCKING" "$EXPANSION"
created_on: 1363712738
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #bash
last_referenced_on: 1454846976.01018
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<qefs>
action: /say "$Quote" "$Every" "$Fucking" "$Substitution"
created_on: 1369255769
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<query>
action: /say please /msg me for personal use, don't fill the channel with factoids for yourself
created_on: 1353960458
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<question>
action: /say Ask questions. Don't just paste 200 lines of code on a web page and say "HERE MY KODE <URL> WHATZ RONG". Describe the problem, clearly and concisely. If necessary, give the SMALLEST sample code that demonstrates the problem.
created_on: 1272394968
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 68
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<questions>
action: /call question
created_on: 1278097293
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 190
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<quicksort>
action: /say swap(){ local t;t=${a[$1]};a[$1]=${a[$2]};a[$2]=$t;};partition(){ local c p x;p=${a[$3]};c=$1;swap "$2" "$3";for((x=$1;x<$2;x++));do if((${a[x]}<$p));then swap "$x" "$c";((c++));fi;done;swap "$2" "$c";n=$c;};quicksort(){ if(($1>=$2));then return;fi;local i n;i=$((($1+$2)/2));partition "$1" "$2" "$i";quicksort "$1" "$((n-1))";quicksort "$((n+1))" "$2";}; #usage: quicksort start end; a is array to sort
created_on: 1339287665
enabled: 1
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 18
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<quiet>
action: /say Bash is perfect. No one has bash issues.
created_on: 1340627245
enabled: 1
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 31
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<quote>
action: /call quotes
created_on: 1357747653
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 108
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<quotebreak>
action: /say First, quote all your expansions ("$foo", "$(foo)", "`foo`"). When things break; the fix is not to remove the quotes but to parse your data properly! (eg. use ''while read'' instead of ''for'')
created_on: 1272020469
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<quotedemo>
action: /say # var=$'foo\nbar'; echo $var; echo "$var"
created_on: 1241529114
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<quotenotwhen>
action: /call quotewhennot
created_on: 1333768017
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<quoteoptional>
action: /say You should almost always "double quote your $expansions". There are a few cases where quotes are optional, though: in assignments that contain no literal spaces (eg. foo=$bar), inside [[ except for the RHS (eg. [[ -e $file ]]) and inside complex PEs that are already quoted (eg. echo "${file//$USER/bob}").
created_on: 1401805644
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<quotes>
action: /call quotewhen
created_on: 1403802293
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1509408499.39381
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802
type: text
<quoteswhen>
action: /call quotewhen
created_on: 1299692116
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<quotewhen>
action: /say "Double quote" every literal that contains spaces/metacharacters and _every_ expansion: "$var", "$(command "$var")", "${array[@]}", "a & b". Use 'single quotes' for code or literal $'s: 'Costs $5 US', ssh host 'echo "$HOSTNAME"'. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/Quotes , http://mywiki.wooledge.org/Arguments and http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/syntax/words .
created_on: 1420885976
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1509408499.41019
owner: b317
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1061
ref_user: kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802
type: text
<quotewhennot>
action: /say Quotes on expansions are almost always safest, even if sometimes unnecessary. The ONLY times you do NOT want quotes: ${var:+ .. } (quote expansions inside '..', though!), right-hand side of [['s = and =~ (if you want a pattern match), inside arithmetic context (( "$foo" )) -> (( foo )).
created_on: 1306154663
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 38
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<quotewhy>
action: /say Unquoted $expansions (except for in keywords or assignments) are always bugs (subjected to word splitting and pathname expansion) and are also twice as slow to expand. If you think you *need* an unquoted expansion: You're wrong. Write better logic or learn about arrays or functions.
created_on: 1295601200
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<quoting>
action: /say Quoting 101: Always use "double quotes" around expansions: "$foo", "$(awk ..)". Use 'single quotes' to prevent even bash expansion: awk '$1 == foo'. You "can 'nest'" quotes but can't put literal single quotes in single quotes; so use: 'Don'\''t forget to quote!'.
created_on: 1246455414
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: mujjingun
last_referenced_on: 1513077605.19562
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 131
ref_user: mujjingun!uid228218@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid228218
type: text
<r00t>
action: /say lol
created_on: 1188775498
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1515888741.3819
owner: SavetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<race>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/RaceCondition
created_on: 1276807455
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<raft>
action: /say Read A Fucking Tutorial! We are NOT here to teach you the very basic beginner steps of bash scripting. You are expected to know basic stuff like "how do I redirect a command's output to a file" and "what's a glob" before you come here. There are links in the channel /topic. Use them BEFORE asking anything!
created_on: 1179481821
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: protege
last_referenced_on: 1486284790.4052
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: protege!~shynoob@182.59.209.11
type: text
<rand>
action: /say rand() { local max=$((32768 / $1 * $1)) r; while (( (r=$RANDOM) >= max )); do :; done; echo $(( r % $1 )); } ## Returns unbiased random number from 0 to ($1-1) inclusive, $1 <= 32768
created_on: 1393627266
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 29
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<random>
action: /say See http://wooledge.org/mywiki/BashFAQ/026
created_on: 1210797077
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504167863.57387
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<randomanswer>
action: /say # answer=(yes no maybe); echo "${answer[RANDOM % ${#answer[@]}]}"
created_on: 1328145297
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 45
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<randomstring>
action: /say randomstring() { LC_CTYPE=C tr -dc '[:print:]' < /dev/urandom | dd bs="${1:-16}" count=1 2>/dev/null; echo; } # usage: var=$(randomstring [LENGTH])
created_on: 1276209327
enabled: 1
owner: Tramp
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<rc>
action: /say http://web.archive.org/web/20080828125913/http://www.faqs.org/faqs/usenet/faq/part1/section-6.html -- What does "rc" at the end of files like .newsrc mean?
created_on: 1427713188
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1512868623.54237
owner: NaNDude
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 18
ref_user: cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau
type: text
<re>
action: /call regex
created_on: 1374688548
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1512869854.06374
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 149
ref_user: cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau
type: text
<read>
action: /say help read <ENTER> read http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/commands/builtin/read
created_on: 1272038371
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516952609.35759
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 269
ref_user: izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera
type: text
<read-p>
action: /say Bash's read -p prints a prompt before reading input. It's incompatible with most Korn shells and Zsh, which use -p for a different purpose. It's also not specified by POSIX. Consider something like this (but note they aren't quite identical): [[ -t 0 ]] && printf %s 'Enter some input: ' >&2; read -${BASH_VERSION+e}r myInput
created_on: 1359997724
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516954870.00583
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<read-r>
action: /say By default, if ''read'' reads a line of input terminated by a backslash (\), it will *continue* reading lines of input until the first line not terminated by "\", or it hits EOF and then concatenate those lines into a single line. This is a dumb misfeature. So *always* use the -r option with ''read'', unless you know you have a case when you want the default behavior, or when using the bash-only ''read -e''.
created_on: 1380045961
enabled: 1
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 31
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<readability>
action: /say The readability of your code is almost just as important as the result of your code! Go read http://wooledge.org/mywiki/BashGuide#Readability
created_on: 1187554078
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<readarray>
action: /call mapfile
created_on: 1428880423
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<readfind>
action: /say Run ... for every file find(1) matches: while IFS= read -r -d '' file; do ...; done < <(find /path -print0) ## See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/UsingFind
created_on: 1290885246
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<reading>
action: /say Reading, it's not just for breakfast cereal anymore.
created_on: 1362428916
enabled: 1
owner: fr33loader
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<readlines>
action: /call whileread
created_on: 1403926530
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 32
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<readwrite>
action: /say in general you can't read from and write to the same file at the same time. "sort file > file" won't work. If your tool has not an in-place variant, use a temporary file
created_on: 1349873706
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504093066.57496
owner: Stummi
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: Tires!~Tires@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com
type: text
<realhomework>
action: /say <linuxnewb> We got a challenge on our university where we are forced to input commands without using space character or "minus" character
created_on: 1367437484
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<reattach>
action: /call reptyr
created_on: 1412735819
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<recursion>
action: /say See: !recursion
created_on: 1417743112
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<redir>
action: /say Redirections: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/Redirection
created_on: 1347065207
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: yukiku
last_referenced_on: 1457711734.09585
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 375
ref_user: Yukiku!~Dhs92@unaffiliated/yukkii
type: text
<redir2eng>
action: /say x>y: make FD x write to file y. x>&y: make FD x write to where FD y is writing now. If x is omitted, use 1. If y is -, close x. Use < to read instead of write. Exercise: exec 3>&1 >mylog; echo moo; exec 1>&3 3>&-
created_on: 1345728682
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<redir2var>
action: /say Try thinking of FDs as variables. Change > into = and >& into =$. 0=keyboard; 1=terminal; 2=logfile; command 2>&1 1>otherlog; does 2=$1 (so 2=terminal) and 1=otherlog. At the end, command's 0=keyboard, 1=otherlog and 2=terminal
created_on: 1343519192
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<redirect>
action: /call redirection
created_on: 1303242322
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: yukiku
last_referenced_on: 1457711734.05956
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 79
ref_user: Yukiku!~Dhs92@unaffiliated/yukkii
type: text
<redirection>
action: /call redir
created_on: 1377865371
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: yukiku
last_referenced_on: 1457711734.07716
owner: zendeavor
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 117
ref_user: Yukiku!~Dhs92@unaffiliated/yukkii
type: text
<redirections>
action: /call redirection
created_on: 1326313765
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<redirorder>
action: /say Redirection order: http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php?id=syntax:redirection#multiple_redirections
created_on: 1193282365
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<redirtut>
action: /call redir
created_on: 1236006719
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 91
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<redo>
action: /say NO, bash does NOT have anything like perl's "redo" block. Which as far as I can tell is simply a "goto the top of the loop". And no, bash doesn't have goto either.
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owner: greycat
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ref_user: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
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<ref>
action: /say http://www.gnu.org/software/bash/manual/bashref.html
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last_referenced_in: protege
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owner: lhunath
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<refactorlessplease>
action: /say refactoring to achieve clarity risks simultaneously achieving a time-irreversal opacation of the problem statement http://www.computer.org/csdl/proceedings/wicsa/2005/2548/00/25480159-abs.html
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owner: sikilpaake
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<reference>
action: /say Bash Quick Reference: http://wooledge.org:8000/BashSheet
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owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
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type: text
<reframe>
action: /say Reframe your question. When I do X, Y happens. I expected Z to happen.
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owner: wonderfrog
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<regex>
action: /say Regular Expressions are used to *match* certain patterns in strings. They come in several flavors (BRE, ERE, PCRE, and more). Bash only supports EREs (using [[ string =~ pattern ]]). Sed uses BREs. See !ere, !bre, !pcre, http://mywiki.wooledge.org/RegularExpression
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owner: lhunath
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ref_count: 220
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<regexhtml>
action: /say http://stackoverflow.com/a/1732454/1524545
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owner: geirha
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type: text
<regexp>
action: /call regex
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owner: lhunath
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type: text
<regular>
action: /say What are regular files? Regular files are regular files. Are symlinks regular files? No. Regular files are regular files. Are FIFOs regular files? No. Regular files are regular files. Are? ...No
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owner: ormaaj
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type: text
<relax>
action: /say If someone takes you to task for your ignorance, and you reply by asking them to "relax", what you are really saying is, "Yes, I am ignorant, and I intend to remain that way. I shall not read the fine manual, nor shall I exert any efforts whatsoever to improve myself. I shall continue to be a leech upon the IRC channel."
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last_referenced_in: cr1t1cal
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owner: greycat
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ref_user: cr1t1cal!~chiken@60-242-215-61.static.tpgi.com.au
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<rename>
action: /say rename(1) could be one of three or four different programs -- or you might not have it on your system. A loop or find expression that uses mv is safer. See also !faq rename
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
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owner: ferret
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<renault>
action: /say I tried to buy a Renault in a Renault shop, but there were no salesmen available, so I came into this Ford shop. Why won't you sell me a Renault?!
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1505031176.46052
owner: tuxdev
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ref_user: Ellenor!~Ellenor@unaffiliated/ellenor
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<repeat>
action: /say repeat() { local i n; n=$1; shift; for ((i=1; i<=n; i++)); do "$@"; done; }
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
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owner: greycat
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ref_user: haavard!root@haavard.me
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<replace>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/021 -- How can I replace a string with another string in all files?
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1510879095.00249
owner: greycat
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ref_count: 36
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<reply>
action: /say REPLY is the default variable that read populates, when not supplied with one. The trimming of leading and trailing IFS whitespace does not occur, when used as such. See ''help read'' and http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/commands/builtin/read
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owner: e36freak
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ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<reptyr>
action: /say ptrace-based hack that forces modification of a process's controlling terminal. https://github.com/nelhage/reptyr
created_on: 1412734717
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1504262233.54566
owner: ormaaj
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ref_count: 5
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
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<requirements>
action: /say "<greycat> If you had simply TOLD US YOUR REQUIREMENTs, I could probably have written code to DO THAT INSTEAD, in about 20 seconds. <greycat> But NO, you have to be all hand-wavey and vague. *PLONK*"
created_on: 1184850224
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503355640.76977
owner: savetheWorld
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type: text
<requote>
action: /say Prepare literal data for injection into a regular expression: requote() { sed 's/[^^]/[&]/g; s/\^/\\^/g' <<< "$1"; }; grep "^$(requote "$input")"
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enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
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type: text
<reserved>
action: /say The following words are recognized as reserved when unquoted and either the first word of a simple command or the third word of a case or for command: ! case do done elif else esac fi for function if in select then until while { } time [[ ]]
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dorp
last_referenced_on: 1468397393.27485
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.cablep.bezeqint.net
type: text
<return>
action: /call exit
created_on: 1260554987
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504043169.67865
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 68
ref_user: tokayo!tube@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-tube
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<reuse>
action: /say The reason we tell you how to deal with any possible filename or variable is so that your script functions can be reused.
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owner: igli
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<rfc3339>
action: /say A good, simple profile of iso8601, compatible with many others. With (GNU) date: «date --rfc-3339=seconds» or «date '+%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S%:z'». Configure your syslog-ng.conf with: «ts_format(rfc3339)». www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc3339.txt
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enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
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ref_user: nobody
type: text
<rhetorical>
action: /say Does this look like a rhetorical question to you?
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owner: kojiro
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type: text
<rhs>
action: /say # var="[a-z]"; [[ $var = $var ]] || echo "this is false, and why you should quote the RHS of = in [[ ]]"
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enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
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type: text
<right>
action: /say It's only ignorance the first time. After that, it's stupidity.
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owner: ivazquez
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ref_count: 4
ref_user: J4ck_4l0n3!~u0_a108@host178-183-dynamic.56-82-r.retail.telecomitalia.it
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<rightstr:>
action: /say Bash does the "rightstr" operation using the PE capabilities. here is a Bash rightstr function: rightstr(){ echo ${1:$(( 0 - $2 ))} ; } Usage is rightstr "somestring" <count from the end> To use that function try rightstr "abcdefg" 4 ;
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owner: bronze
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type: text
<rlart>
action: /say Recursive version of ls -lart (requires GNU find and sort): find . -type f -printf '%T@ %TY-%Tm-%Td %TX %p\0' | sort -zn | while read -rd '' _ day time path; do printf '%s %s %s\n' "$day" "${time%.*}" "$path"; done
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enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
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type: text
<rlatest>
action: /say Recursive latest, requires GNU find + sort: rlatest() { local file; find "${1:-.}" -type f -printf '%T@ %p\0' | sort -znr | { read -rd ' ' _; IFS= read -rd '' file; printf '%s\n' "$file"; }; }
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owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 21
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type: text
<rm>
action: /say Don't override the rm command. You'll teach yourself bad habits and lose data some day when you use a different machine or login account. If you must back up files when deleting them, make a new command: del() { mv "$@" ~/.backup/; } or similar.
created_on: 1301074966
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1512088587.26106
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<rndstr>
action: /say https://gist.github.com/ormaaj/3929316
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owner: ormaaj
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type: text
<rng>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/~greg/dilbert.gif
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owner: greycat
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type: text
<rpc>
action: /say for h in host1 host2 host3; do ssh "$h" bash < localscript; done
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owner: ferret
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type: text
<rsyncchannel>
action: /say #rsync
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owner: Keanu73
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type: text
<rtf>
action: /say Read the FAQ! You are hearing this because !faq<n> or !faq <term> has been used to help you several times. And yes, I respond to pms (no ! required ;)
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last_referenced_in: protege
last_referenced_on: 1486284822.5923
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
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type: text
<rtff>
action: /say read the fine factoid
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owner: izabera
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<rtft>
action: /say *see topic*
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enabled: 1
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owner: sjohnson
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<rtfu>
action: /say READ THE FUCKING URL!
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last_referenced_in: protege
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owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
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<rude>
action: /say If you think we're rude, have a look at http://mikeash.com/getting_answers.html and bear in mind we have to deal with those sorts of issues every day. Try: /msg greybot answers
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1499156691.94684
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: alyptik!ayyy@unaffiliated/alyptik
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<ruhdoh>
action: /say A portmanteau of Scooby's "Ruh roh" and Homer's "D'oh!"
created_on: 1406921356
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: latch
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owner: capt_mercaptan
rate_limit: 10
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ref_user: latch!~latch@unaffiliated/latch
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<ruhroh>
action: /say "Ruh roh" is Scoby Doo's equivalent of Homer Simpson's "D'oh!"
created_on: 1406921296
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: latch
last_referenced_on: 1477408371.30362
owner: David-A
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: latch!~latch@unaffiliated/latch
type: text
<rule34>
action: /call porn
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enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
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type: text
<rules>
action: /say First rule of #bash, UMQ. Second rule of #bash, don't fucking ignore Riviera.
created_on: 1395066161
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: koisoke
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owner: dualbus
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: koisoke!xef4@epilogue.org
type: text
<runkill>
action: /say To run a command and then kill it (after some delay), run the cmd in the background, wait some time and kill it: cmd & sleep 60; kill $!
created_on: 1254324848
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1492290958.44048
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: beeman!~beeman@unaffiliated/beeman
type: text
<rw>
action: /call readwrite
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504093066.55888
owner: Stummi
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: Tires!~Tires@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com
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<rwpitfall>
action: /say command < file > file: ''file'' will get truncated because '> file' truncates a file before writing to it. Because of this, '< file' won't be able to read anything from it, command won't get any input, and probably won't give any output.
created_on: 1212136192
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
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type: text
<sad>
action: /say /me quietly sobs in the corner
created_on: 1404354716
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504439983.79301
owner: kurahaupo
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081
type: text
<savetopic>
action: /say FAQ: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ | Guide: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide | ref: http://xrl.us/bhk9ww | http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/ | http://mywiki.wooledge.org/Quotes | Check your script: http://www.shellcheck.net/ | Devel: http://xrl.us/bmodjy | mailing list: https://lists.gnu.org/mailman/listinfo/help-bash
created_on: 1411665450
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<scope>
action: /say All variables are global to the script by default. local/declare/typeset inside a function makes the variable local to the function. Use subshells (eg. (), $(), ...) if you need an explicit scope. http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/scripting/basics#variable_scope
created_on: 1405959923
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 28
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<scp>
action: /say If you have problems with scp, stop using scp and just use ssh directly. It's far more robust than scp is. tar cf - dir | ssh user@host 'cd /somewhere && tar xf -'
created_on: 1377084561
enabled: 1
owner: Stummi
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 18
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<screen>
action: /say screen has its own channel: #screen
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enabled: 1
owner: pgas
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<screen-x>
action: /say screen(1) lets you attach to a pseudoterminal multiple times. Run "screen", then in another window, run "screen -x". Do stuff. Great for remote teaching, etc.
created_on: 1284561201
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: damien22
last_referenced_on: 1454769699.61569
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: Damien22!~Damien@61.173.41.215
type: text
<screenshot>
action: /say Please do not use a screenshot to share text. Use a pastebin. Anything that happens in the terminal is text. Anything that involves graphics is not bash related.
created_on: 1364578083
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<script>
action: /say script(1) allows you to record an interactive session in a terminal. Also, you can use it instead of expect(1) for simple tasks, because it creates a pty.
created_on: 1428093147
enabled: 1
owner: dualbus
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 24
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<scriptinglanguage>
action: /say Consider using perl, python, or ruby for such a task.
created_on: 1374174938
enabled: 1
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<seconds>
action: /say $SECONDS expands to the amount of seconds since your shell was started. Can be useful for timing script operations. Note you can do SECONDS=0 and it starts counting from 0 again!
created_on: 1405132349
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sed>
action: /say sed is a Stream Editor, used to filter output. It's NOT primarily useful for editing files (use ed, ex or perl instead). Ask sed questions in ##sed.
created_on: 1355933309
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #bash
last_referenced_on: 1512608481.66369
owner: nDuff
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<sed-i>
action: /say Some sed(1)s have -i which claims to "modify" files. It does not: sed is not a FILE editor. The -i flag re-writes the entire file and replaces the original with the new. This breaks open handles and hard-link sets, and fails to follow symlinks. -i is also unportable: valid sed on one system will write broken files on another. Use ed(1) or ex(1) instead: eg. ex -sc '%s/a/b/|wq' file
created_on: 1410461344
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 272
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sed\n>
action: /say http://sed.sourceforge.net/sedfaq5.html#s5.10
created_on: 1222711585
enabled: 1
owner: go|dfish
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
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type: text
<sedawk>
action: /say http://www.unix.org.ua/orelly/unix2.1/sedawk/index.htm
created_on: 1202995859
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sednewline>
action: /say http://sed.sourceforge.net/sedfaq5.html#s5.10
created_on: 1181672062
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sedredir>
action: /say All sed questions should be asked in #sed, not #bash ;)
created_on: 1187811312
enabled: 1
owner: karolisl
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
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type: text
<sedstr>
action: /say Do not use sed for string manipulation. Your shell can handle it just fine on its own, and is much faster. Forking an external utility like sed for every string manipulation can add _seconds_ to execution time. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/100 for proper string manipulation techniques.
created_on: 1360012265
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
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type: text
<sedtut>
action: /say Intro to sed: http://www.grymoire.com/Unix/Sed.html#uh-39 sed 1 liners : http://www-h.eng.cam.ac.uk/help/tpl/unix/sed.html
created_on: 1197393527
enabled: 1
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sedvar>
action: /say Don't embed shell variables in sed, expecting a fixed string replacement (e.g. sed "s/$foo/$bar/"). It won't work... at best, it'll be extremely prone to bugs. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/110
created_on: 1332351094
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<seen>
action: /say awk '!seen[$0]++' # Remove second and subsequent instances of each input line, without having to sort them first.
created_on: 1181074333
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 21
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<select>
action: /say select fruit in Banana Strawberry; do eat "$fruit"; done # 'select' lets the user pick an option and runs the body with the user's choice assigned to the variable.
created_on: 1427290759
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: spidernet
last_referenced_on: 1506017259.94112
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 54
ref_user: spidernet!~spidernet@185.189.112.80
type: text
<selftell>
action: /say Please don't use greybot's factoids for personal use when you are on the #bash channel. Instead, send a private message to greybot containing the factoid you want to read. For example, instead of "!pe", use "/msg greybot pe".
created_on: 1313409885
enabled: 1
owner: cthuluh
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
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type: text
<sendtnks>
action: /say Send thanks to the people who helped you: http://sendtnks.meteor.com/
created_on: 1375069613
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sense>
action: /say We can't help you if your question makes no sense. Try to explain your problem in English sentences that aren't broken or ambiguous and don't use bash code to explain yourself. Give sample input and output data. Not code.
created_on: 1258118882
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1502489545.80029
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: joelkraehemann!~joelkraeh@2a02:120b:7ff:13f0:26be:5ff:fee1:2b31
type: text
<september>
action: /call august
created_on: 1283874492
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<seq>
action: /say seq(1) is nonstandard, inefficient and useless. For bash2.04+/zsh/ksh93, use for ((i = 1; i <= 10; i++)); do ..., for POSIX and other shells, see !counting
created_on: 1371858826
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 267
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type: text
<seqfunc>
action: /say seq() { local i FIRST=1 INCREMENT=1 LAST=1; case $# in 3) FIRST=$1 INCREMENT=$2 LAST=$3;; 2) FIRST=$1 LAST=$2;; 1) LAST=$1;; esac; i=$FIRST; while [ $i -le $LAST ]; do echo $i; let i+=$INCREMENT; done; }
created_on: 1192888277
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<servant>
action: /say We are not your servants. We are here to help you answer your questions, and assist you in your problems. We do not write scripts for you, and we do not fix scripts for you. If you have a problem, do not come here until you know what your problem is EXACTLY. We can help you solve it, but we CANNOT find the problem for you; that is YOUR task.
created_on: 1173386852
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: cr1t1cal
last_referenced_on: 1483492273.1171
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: cr1t1cal!~chiken@60-242-215-61.static.tpgi.com.au
type: text
<set>
action: /say help set <Enter> http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php?id=commands:builtin:set # set -vx is useful for debugging, set +H for playing in terminal.
created_on: 1350130515
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2-test
last_referenced_on: 1504082947.82941
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 90
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<set-e>
action: /say "set -e" tells bash to abort the execution of the script when an unchecked command fails. A command is checked when it is in an if, while, until, &&, || or ! check. Also see http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/105
created_on: 1416501034
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 141
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<set-f>
action: /say ''set -f'' disables glob expansion. You may need this in constructs like ''for w in $words'' or ''array=($words)'' just in case one of the words contains a * or ?.
created_on: 1249923269
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<set-u>
action: /say "set -u", or "set -o nounset", makes use of unset variables an error. To test whether a variable is present when this is active without causing an error, you can check for [[ ${var-} ]] instead of [[ $var ]].
created_on: 1342648865
enabled: 1
owner: nDuff
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<set-x>
action: /say set -x (or ''bash -x myscript'') makes bash output the exact command that it will run after parsing and expansion. You can put ''set -x'' just before the code you want to debug (turn off with ''set +x''). To add more information, change PS4 first: eg. PS4='+($?) $BASH_SOURCE:$FUNCNAME:$LINENO:'
created_on: 1384879164
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<setgid>
action: /say The setgid bit (octal permission bit 02000) on a directory causes new files to inherit the directory's group ownership. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/Permissions#setgid
created_on: 1309196882
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<setuid>
action: /say Bash drops setuid, and Linux disables setuid for scripts. Use sudo or a C wrapper if you must.
created_on: 1235735863
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sfsg>
action: /say So Far So Good
created_on: 1195248988
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sh>
action: /say sh is NOT bash. It is a POSIX/bourne shell. To run bash code, your script MUST have #!/bin/bash at the top and it MUST be either executed directly or with bash (ie. NOT sh myscript). Some /bin/sh link to bash, you cannot rely on this and it will disable most bash features. http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/Practices#Choose_Your_Shell
created_on: 1383932664
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 576
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sh-c>
action: /say Never expand parameters in ''sh -c'' commands. Use either of these instead: sh -c 'command "$1"' -- "$file" OR file=$file sh -c 'command "$file"' OR sh -c "$(printf 'command %q' "$file")". Same problem with 'ssh', though with 'ssh' only the last alternative works.
created_on: 1256739946
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<shame>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/ShellHallOfShame
created_on: 1207687250
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1515775662.47834
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: meth!~meth@unaffiliated/meth
type: text
<shanghai>
action: /say shanghai (verb): to force into service. Originally used to describe the practice of kidnapping men and forcing them to serve as sailors.
created_on: 1334686182
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<shbot>
action: /call evalbot
created_on: 1348795608
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 167
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<shebang>
action: /say The top of a script MUST have a #! line, called 'shebang' or 'hashbang'. It tells the kernel what program to run your script with. We recommend `#!/usr/bin/env bash` (why: http://stackoverflow.com/a/733901/58803). http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/CommandsAndArguments#Scripts http://www.in-ulm.de/~mascheck/various/shebang/
created_on: 1391530613
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dave0
last_referenced_on: 1509103410.90663
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 154
ref_user: dave0!~dave@168.215.dsl.syd.iprimus.net.au
type: text
<sheet>
action: /say Bash Reference Sheet: http://wooledge.org:8000/BashSheet
created_on: 1216278065
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<shell>
action: /say In this context, a shell is a command interpreter. It reads commands, and performs actions.
created_on: 1431458793
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1487184104.50864
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: cahoots!~J@rrcs-108-178-177-210.west.biz.rr.com
type: text
<shellcheck>
action: /say ShellCheck is a shell linting/suggestion tool: http://www.shellcheck.net/
created_on: 1369075642
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1506461256.82197
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 295
ref_user: emg!~emg@147.21.8.1
type: text
<shellquote>
action: /call bashquote
created_on: 1379008216
enabled: 1
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<shellshock>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/111
created_on: 1411737013
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 45
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<shellshock-test>
action: /say a='() { :;}; echo CVE-2014-6271 FAIL' b='() { (b)=>\' bash -c '/dev/stdout echo CVE-2014-7169 FAIL||echo CVE-2014-7169 OK;a||echo CVE-2014-6271 OK' 2>/dev/null
created_on: 1411822465
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<shift>
action: /say to shift positional parameters to the left, simply use 'shift'. To shift to the right, use: set -- "${@:1:$#-1}"
created_on: 1251969223
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1476708870.97502
owner: SiegeX
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 38
ref_user: kate!~kate@212.74.13.142
type: text
<shlaas>
action: /say Check your code here first: http://www.shellcheck.net/ if you still have issues, then reduce your >100 line test case to the minimum possible and ask again.
created_on: 1380583557
enabled: 1
owner: dualbus
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 60
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<shopt>
action: /say help shopt <ENTER> http://www.bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php?id=internals:shell_options -- nullglob and extglob are most common. dotglob and nocase{match,glob} can be handy too
created_on: 1190610545
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 41
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<shot>
action: /say *BANG*
created_on: 1226949150
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1506805292.26963
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802
type: text
<showargs>
action: /say https://github.com/ormaaj/dotfiles/blob/master/bashrc#L7
created_on: 1338501052
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<shows>
action: /say When using the word "shows" make sure you make it clear where the information is being "shown". Is it going to the terminal on stdout or stderr? Is it going into a file? is it already in a file? is it in a pipe? etc..
created_on: 1187538809
enabled: 1
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<shtricks>
action: /say POSIX sh tricks and tips http://www.etalabs.net/sh_tricks.html
created_on: 1423599289
enabled: 1
owner: emg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<shtut>
action: /say http://steve-parker.org/sh/sh.shtml
created_on: 1208026872
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<shuffle>
action: /say Shuffling collections in shell: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/026 Avoiding bias: http://blog.codinghorror.com/the-danger-of-naivete/
created_on: 1420128653
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sigkill>
action: /say SIGKILL is exactly the same as SIGTERM except that it doesn't invoke the process' signal handlers. You should *never* use it unless you *know* the process is bugging out in its signal handler.
created_on: 1244710721
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<signal>
action: /call trap
created_on: 1355949397
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sigs>
action: /say SIGTERM: Tells a process to clean up and stop running. SIGINT: User wants to drop back to his shell. SIGQUIT: User saw a bug and wants you to dump debug info. SIGHUP: User closed his terminal. SIGKILL: User wants you to drop what you're doing and stop immediately.
created_on: 1392829820
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1500112658.89174
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<simplicity>
action: /say Less is more.
created_on: 1398026075
enabled: 1
owner: bwe
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<simplify>
action: /say Before you boldly claim that some common command doesn't work, try simplifying the command string or script down to the basics to see if the problem still occurs.
created_on: 1344014685
enabled: 1
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sjohnsonrev>
action: /say # echo "gip taf ma I" | sed 's/ /_/g;s/./&\n/g' | tac | xargs | sed 's/ //g;s/_/ /g'
created_on: 1378538577
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1489610374.86833
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<sjohnsonrev2>
action: /say # s="gip etuc a ma i" i=-1 IFS=$'\n'; for c in $(sed 's|.|&\n|g' <<< "$s"); do ((i++)); alias "$i"="printf %s \"$c\""; done; unset IFS; for i in $(eval echo {$i..0}); do eval ${BASH_ALIASES[$i]}; done
created_on: 1379704189
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1489610410.29348
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<skim>
action: /say Don't skim. Read. There is a lot of information in links we give you, and in man pages. Once you've read it once, and have absorbed the information, feel free to skim for reference. But until you know it, read the whole thing.
created_on: 1311960160
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sl>
action: /say The reason you don't want . in PATH is because you might be sitting in /tmp and accidentally type "sl" instead of "ls", and voila! You've run the hax0r's /tmp/sl command.
created_on: 1312919494
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<slashes>
action: /say You don't always have to use sed 's/foo/bar/'. If bar contains slashes, you can use a different delimiter, like sed 's#foo#bar#'. Any printable character can be used.
created_on: 1180962026
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<slice>
action: /say Some people use the word "slice" to mean "a contiguous set of array elements", as in "I want array elements 5 through 7". "${array[@]:5:3}" or "${@:5:3}"
created_on: 1294263342
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<slurp>
action: /say To read a file's contents into a variable: var=$(< file) However, this strips trailing newlines. To work around that: var=$(cat file; printf x) var=${var%x} In bash 4.1 and above, read -rN0 < file
created_on: 1426810052
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<smaller>
action: /say When you're trying to find your mistake in a shell script, make the script SMALLER. Smaller is better. Reduce your code to the bare minimum size that still shows the problem. You'll probably end up fixing it yourself in the process.
created_on: 1179858864
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<smart>
action: /say http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
created_on: 1169587041
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 22
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<smartquotes>
action: /say Hey, you! Mac user! http://www.iclarified.com/38772/how-to-disable-curly-quotes-in-mac-os-x-mavericks
created_on: 1399645818
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<smiley>
action: /say m# case { { ( { ) ( <<< :-\) cat ) }
created_on: 1378595696
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<so>
action: /call stackoverflow
created_on: 1415046755
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<so_html>
action: /say http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/#1732454 (best response to parsing HTML with regex yet)
created_on: 1326775529
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<solution>
action: /say "The first part of solving any problem is making sure you understand what you are trying to solve. If you can't cogently and clearly state what you are trying to do, then how can you expect anyone else to understand what you are trying to do?"
created_on: 1187016522
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1486829841.19886
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: root_guix!~root@13-36-179-94.pool.ukrtel.net
type: text
<sort>
action: /say sort(1) is an external command that sorts your input lexicographically or numerically. See http://to.lhunath.com/bashlib#L1207 for a bash sorter that can optionally take a comparator command.
created_on: 1366333482
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1496433832.35562
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 54
ref_user: acerbic!~acerbic@2602:30a:2cf9:4710:f27b:cbff:fe81:c6b3
type: text
<sort-k>
action: /say To sort(1) on the second field: -k 2,2
created_on: 1366333774
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sortfiles>
action: /say declare -a files; n=0; while IFS= read -r -d ''; do for((i=0;i<=n;i++)); do if [[ "$REPLY" -nt "${files[i]}" ]]; then for((j=n;j>i;j--)); do files[j]="${files[j-1]}"; done; files[i]="$REPLY"; ((n++)); break; fi; done; done < <(find . -type f -print0) # sorts all files under . in descending order by mtime; requires a find(1) that supports -print0
created_on: 1364405722
enabled: 1
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 31
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<source>
action: /say ''. <script>'' (or "source", which is not portable) reads and executes the commands from <script> in the current shell.
created_on: 1408097715
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #bash
last_referenced_on: 1508099266.92269
owner: cdown
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 185
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<sp>
action: /say Special Parameters (magic read-only builtin "variables"): http://www.gnu.org/software/bash/manual/bashref.html#Special-Parameters
created_on: 1293135409
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<space>
action: /say In bash, whitespace is syntax. You can't be lax with it: var=value; [[ "$var" = "$value" ]]
created_on: 1393340605
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<spaces>
action: /say Spaces in bash are important syntax: they separate command names and arguments. foo = bar is NOT AN ASSIGNMENT (runs foo with arguments = and bar), if [-d "$dir"] is NOT A TEST (runs the program [-d). Also remember to quote ALL your expansions to avoid unintentionally syntactical spaces from your data: rm "$file" (NOT rm $file).
created_on: 1373045575
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<spaceship>
action: /say "Can you please help me build a space ship? I have only one variable, a, and its value is 0"
created_on: 1302048246
enabled: 1
owner: gau13
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<spam>
action: /say Please don't make us do this: while : ; do wget -O/dev/null -o/dev/null http://www.<yourSpammyDomain>.com/ ; done
created_on: 1196629785
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<special>
action: /say Special Parameters are read-only pseudo-variables, such as $$ (PID), $! (bg child PID), etc. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/Parameters
created_on: 1269540659
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<specialchars>
action: /say Inside single quotes there are no special characters (but you can't put a single quote *inside* a single-quoted string); inside double quotes, \ and $ are special; outside quotes, \ and $ & ( ) | ; < > * ? [ ] are special along with whitespace, and in certain contexts # = ~ { } are also special.
created_on: 1391981657
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<speed>
action: /say If speed or performance is an issue, try ##c
created_on: 1362432235
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dorp
last_referenced_on: 1497034232.94488
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
type: text
<split>
action: /say http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php?id=syntax:pe#substring_expansion
created_on: 1192682617
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<split_str>
action: /say split_str() { local sep=$1 str=$2; [[ $1 && $2 ]] || return; split=(); while [[ $str = *"$sep"* ]]; do split+=("${str%%"$sep"*}"); str=${str#*"$sep"}; done; split+=("$str"); } # usage: split_str SEP STRING # splits STRING on the literal string SEP, populating the array "split". for example: s='foo - bar - baz blah - quux'; split_str ' - ' "$s"; printf '%s\n' "${split[@]}"
created_on: 1346084515
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<splitscreen>
action: /say t=$(mktemp); printf '%s\n' 'screen tail -F somefile' split focus screen > "$t"; screen -S screenname -c "$t"
created_on: 1375812862
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sponge>
action: /say sponge() ( tmp=$(mktemp) && cat > "$tmp" && cat -- "$tmp" > "$1" && rm -- "$tmp"; ) # read and write the same file in a pipeline: grep -v '^#' file | sponge file
created_on: 1414084570
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<spoon>
action: /say We're not here to spoon-feed you, nor are we your private tutor. Try stuff out after reading the urls, and then ask, pasting a cmd into irc, followed by the error msg.
created_on: 1203972777
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: learath2
last_referenced_on: 1516727045.83256
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: Learath2!~learath2@unaffiliated/learath2
type: text
<sprintf>
action: /say Instead of capturing the output of printf, bash's printf can be assigned directly to a variable. printf -v myvarname %04d "$i"
created_on: 1319822799
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1501643646.89862
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: muffindrake!~muffindra@unaffiliated/muffindrake
type: text
<sprunge>
action: /say To upload to sprunge from your terminal, use: <command> | curl -F 'sprunge=<-' http://sprunge.us # or see !sprungefunc.
created_on: 1391613388
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1497085682.20626
owner: dualbus
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 437
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<sprungeform>
action: /say Paste to sprunge from your web browser: http://sprunge.e36freak.com
created_on: 1372661325
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sprungefunc>
action: /say sprunge() { tail -n +1 -- "$@" | curl -F 'sprunge=<-' http://sprunge.us; } # usage: sprunge file1 file2 ... # or cmd | sprunge
created_on: 1409166721
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1505848507.99542
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 225
ref_user: sjohnson!~sjohnson@cow.sj.rfc1459.net
type: text
<sprungefunction>
action: /call sprungefunc
created_on: 1350325020
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sqlitequote>
action: /say sqlitequote() { printf %s "'${1//\'/''}'"; }; sqlite3 foo.sqlite <<< "UPDATE table SET foo=$(sqlitequote "$foo")"
created_on: 1371668376
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sry>
action: /call plz
created_on: 1306453322
enabled: 1
owner: nDuff
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ss-test>
action: /call shellshock-test
created_on: 1411771544
enabled: 1
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ssh>
action: /say Secure SHell (#openssh, http://mywiki.wooledge.org/CategorySsh). To run echo "$localVar" remotely, use: ssh user@host bash < <(printf 'echo %q\n' "$localVar")
created_on: 1429539194
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1515794083.42431
owner: llua
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 210
ref_user: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
type: text
<ssh_original_command>
action: /say openssh's "forced command" receives an SSH_ORIGINAL_COMMAND set to the command passed to "ssh". forced-commands SHOULD NOT try to parse shell code from it. Use it only for entirely custom protocols (akin to internal-sftp) or a non-restrictive wrapper.
created_on: 1417028923
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sshcleanup>
action: /say Cleaning up your remote ssh command: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/3413432
created_on: 1281599200
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sshconfig>
action: /say openssh configuration files (man ssh_config). Also, see http://cyber.com.au/~twb/.ssh/config.
created_on: 1363061405
enabled: 1
owner: fr33load3r
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sshdd>
action: /say ssh remote dd of=file.on.remote < /dev/sda
created_on: 1233019584
enabled: 1
owner: go|dfish
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sshkeys>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/SshKeys
created_on: 1192822366
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sshpax>
action: /say You can duplicate an entire directory hierarchy onto a remote host using ssh and pax: cd /source && pax -w . | ssh me@remotebox 'cd /target && pax -r'
created_on: 1391504878
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sshtar>
action: /say You can duplicate an entire directory hierarchy onto a remote host using ssh and tar: cd /source && tar cf - . | ssh me@remotebox 'cd /target && tar xf -'
created_on: 1314125369
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<stack>
action: /say The FUNCNAME array variable contains the names of all the functions in the current function-call stack.
created_on: 1314733652
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: esselfe
last_referenced_on: 1503703238.40923
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<stackoverflow>
action: /say Like virtually every other web site you find via Google, StackOverflow is chock full of wrong answers. Verify everything you read there before using it.
created_on: 1415046744
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: nchambers
last_referenced_on: 1506043836.44342
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nchambers!~nchambers@learnprogramming/staff/nchambers
type: text
<stat(1)>
action: /say is a tool some systems have to display metadata on files and file systems. It is NOT recommended for use in scripts since there are no guarantees that systems have stat(1) and even less guarantees that the options of your stat will in any way resemble the options of another's. For file size, use wc, for time checks use test.
created_on: 1364661241
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<status>
action: /say http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/dict/terms/exit_status
created_on: 1371202266
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: kurahaupo
last_referenced_on: 1496068572.07166
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
ref_user: kurahaupo!~kurahaupo@pa49-181-240-251.pa.nsw.optusnet.com.au
type: text
<stderr>
action: /say Standard Error is the secondary file descriptor to which commands print to the terminal. It's meant for messages that shouldn't be parsed by default. Redirect to stderr: '>&2'. See !stdout !stdin and !redirtut for more info.
created_on: 1241488303
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<stdin>
action: /say Standard Input is the file descriptor from which commands can read input. See !stdout !stderr and !redirtut for more info.
created_on: 1238419650
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 30
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<stdout>
action: /say Standard Output is the primary file descriptor to which commands print to the terminal. See !stderr !stdin and !redirtut for more info.
created_on: 1238419541
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<step>
action: /say To step through your code, look into bashdb or put this where you want to begin stepping: trap '(read -p "[$BASH_SOURCE:$LINENO] $BASH_COMMAND?")' DEBUG
created_on: 1299489763
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<stfw>
action: /say Search The Fucking Web
created_on: 1162494677
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511759569.03391
owner: smg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<sth>
action: /say Stop being a lazy git, and/or learn to spell. http://mywiki.wooledge.org/NetEtiquette
created_on: 1297186164
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sticky>
action: /say The "sticky" bit (octal permission bit 01000) on a directory prevents removing other people's files. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/Permissions#sticky
created_on: 1309196837
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<stopclever>
action: /say “UNIX tools were not designed to stop users from doing stupid things, as that would also stop them from doing clever things.” — Doug Gwyn
created_on: 1415918849
enabled: 1
owner: fr33loader
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<strace>
action: /say strace(1) is a linux tool for viewing the system calls applications make. It is invaluable for debugging more complex or stubburn problems. On certain other systems, dtruss(1) might achieve the same thing. To use it, just put strace/dtruss in front of your command.
created_on: 1224278403
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<stream>
action: /say Programs designed to be used on a stream of data include sed and grep.
created_on: 1188812811
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: profess
last_referenced_on: 1467603308.97359
owner: ivazquez
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: profess!~profess@unaffiliated/csddesk
type: text
<strings>
action: /say Bash parameter expansion does lots of string operations. See !faq 100 for info on string operations in bash.
created_on: 1262227479
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1496433899.09723
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 34
ref_user: acerbic!~acerbic@2602:30a:2cf9:4710:f27b:cbff:fe81:c6b3
type: text
<stupid>
action: /say http://web.mit.edu/~simsong/www/ugh.pdf
created_on: 1398024988
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<style>
action: /say Some assorted coding guides, ideas welcome: http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/scripting/style google style: https://google-styleguide.googlecode.com/svn/trunk/shell.xml
created_on: 1411991608
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dave0
last_referenced_on: 1514081321.96585
owner: pgas
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 45
ref_user: dave0!~dave@168.215.dsl.syd.iprimus.net.au
type: text
<su>
action: /say "Switch user". This command either gives you an interactive shell as a different UID, or it allows you to execute a specified command as a different UID. You *do* have to tell it what command you want to run with the other UID, if you're trying to use it in a script. And you MUST give the username! su root -c '/foo/bar baz quux'
created_on: 1157657694
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 21
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sub>
action: /say https://github.com/e36freak/tools/blob/master/sub
created_on: 1374550434
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1510620838.67642
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<subshell>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/SubShell
created_on: 1211467919
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sudo*>
action: /call sudofail
created_on: 1393259663
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sudo>>
action: /call sudofail
created_on: 1393259659
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 40
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sudoedit>
action: /say sudoedit is a wrapper around sudo that allows editing of files not owned by you, which does proper file locking etc. You should use it for editing files in /etc. Equivalent to sudo -e.
created_on: 1384770857
enabled: 1
owner: mattcen
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sudoers>
action: /say username ALL = NOPASSWD: /some/program
created_on: 1178655651
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 18
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sudofail>
action: /say sudo echo > file -- bash operations such as redirections, glob expansions, etc. are performed by the USER's bash, not by sudo. Consider: `sudo tee file` or `sudo bash -c 'echo > file'`
created_on: 1393259517
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sudotalk>
action: /say Sudo: You're Doing it Wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0purspHg-o
created_on: 1434819454
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<suid>
action: /say The SUID bit doesn't work on interpretted scripts in Linux. Use sudo or http://pastebin.com/f1967215f: wget -O code.c 'http://pastebin.com/pastebin.php?dl=f1967215f' ; nano code.c ; gcc -o run code.c ; sudo chown root run ; sudo chmod 4755 run
created_on: 1250278984
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sum>
action: /say sum the values of the first column: awk '{tot += $1} END {print tot}'
created_on: 1353519279
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 18
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<supercopy>
action: /say supercopy(){ sudo sh -c 'for file in "${@:2}"; do cp "$file" "$1" && chown "$SUDO_UID":"$SUDO_GID" "$1"/"${file##*/}"; done' _ "$@"; } # usage: supercopy destination files [...]; copies all files to destination and changes the copies' ownership to the uid/gid of the invoking user
created_on: 1369984926
enabled: 1
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<surgeon>
action: /say <mcantor> I feel like a surgeon who opened up a patient for a hernia procedure only to find that the liver is atrophied, a lung is collapsed and the kidneys have simply been replaced with a Post-It note saying "Sorry"
created_on: 1304524669
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<suspense>
action: /say The suspense is killing us.. do tell ;-) If you figured out a problem you asked us about, it's only polite to share the solution as well as the work. That way other people who didn't know the answer gain something from your time with us. :)
created_on: 1197698024
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<svercmp>
action: /say Simple version comparison in pure bash: https://github.com/dualbus/myscripts/blob/master/svercmp
created_on: 1383924361
enabled: 1
owner: dualbus
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<svg>
action: /say Scalable Vector Graphics, an XML-based vector image format. If someone's got svg questions, they should probably ask me about <xml>.
created_on: 1383077835
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<svn>
action: /say If you're considering removing .svn directories, first read "svn --help export". If you're not convinced, find . -name .svn -prune -exec rm -rf {} +
created_on: 1426532745
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504165717.3838
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 33
ref_user: mthowe!~morganh@unaffiliated/mthowe
type: text
<svngrep>
action: /say svngrep() { find . -name .svn -prune -o -type f -exec grep "$@" /dev/null {} +; }
created_on: 1289320169
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 27
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<swapfd>
action: /say Swap stdout and stderr: 3>&2 2>&1 1>&3 3>&- http://mywiki.wooledge.org/Redirection
created_on: 1424184046
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<syntax>
action: /call grammar
created_on: 1246884278
enabled: 1
owner: ferret
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<sysreq>
action: /say (#)Bash System Requirements: Common Sense, Notion of the English Language, 90+ IQ.
created_on: 1179521330
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<t-shirt>
action: /call tshirt
created_on: 1285863430
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tables>
action: /say i need syntax
created_on: 1409178574
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pragma-
last_referenced_on: 1480723665.29055
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<tabular>
action: /say Programs designed to be used on tabular data include awk, cut, and paste.
created_on: 1188812765
enabled: 1
owner: ivazquez
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tac>
action: /say tac(1) is a non-standard GNU-only command. A POSIX equivalent would be awk '{a[i++]=$0} END {while (i--) print a[i]}'
created_on: 1302830131
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tar>
action: /say tar is an archiver but not the only one. Usually tar is a good choice (e.g. to duplicate an ENTIRE file system), but if you need fine-grained control, find|cpio or find|pax wins
created_on: 1333544479
enabled: 1
owner: Bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tcl>
action: /say No, seriously, you can actually use Tcl for *other things* besides expect!
created_on: 1442000065
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tco>
action: /say # f() if [ "$1" -ge 0 ]; then printf %s "$1"; exec dash -c "${2}f "'$(($1 - 1)) "$2"' _ "$@"; fi; (f 9 "$(typeset -f f)"$'\n'); printf %s\\n ' See: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/WrapperScript http://jeapostrophe.github.com/blog/2012/05/28/exec-vs-system/'
created_on: 1356895040
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tcpserver>
action: /say Part of ucspi-tcp <http://cr.yp.to/ucspi-tcp.html>, useful for providing easy, robust network services WITHOUT having to be superuser or edit a monolithic inetd.conf file.
created_on: 1257457447
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<teasing>
action: /say No teasing the channel bot.
created_on: 1390073466
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: awsumpwner27
last_referenced_on: 1471515004.36272
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: awsumpwner27!~awsumpwne@wnpgmb0808w-ad04-3-63.dynamic.mtsallstream.net
type: text
<tee>
action: /say tee reads from standard input and writes to standard output *and* one or more files
created_on: 1278616057
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 75
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<telnet>
action: /say "A perfectly good tool for diagnosing issues with SMTP and HTTP servers." -greycat Otherwise, not a secure way to connect to a shell for administrative purposes.
created_on: 1326981343
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<template>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/TemplateFiles
created_on: 1239739268
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 144
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<templates>
action: /call template
created_on: 1239739276
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<terminal>
action: /say a hardware device used for user input/output in the early Cretaceous period of computing. Consisted of a primitive TV-like tube which "drew" characters on the screen in fixed positions. Most early terminals were limited to 24 lines high by 80 chars wide. At the time this was considered a miracle of technology.
created_on: 1254004262
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dminuoso_
last_referenced_on: 1476167992.46936
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: dminuoso_!~dminuoso@unaffiliated/dminuoso
type: text
<test>
action: /call tests
created_on: 1351637240
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: kolpad2
last_referenced_on: 1503572692.11728
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 33
ref_user: kolpad2!~School_wo@c122-107-81-234.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au
type: text
<test-f>
action: /say # help test | grep -- -f
created_on: 1396547551
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<testing>
action: /say Testing is for *you*. PLAY with the code, work out what it means; short snippets show the idea. /msg greybot tias ;-)
created_on: 1205125691
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tests>
action: /say Use [[ .. ]] for testing strings or files, (( .. )) for testing numbers and 'if ..'' for testing commands. Do *NOT* use [ .. ] in bash (only in sh). See <http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashSheet#Tests> and <http://mywiki.wooledge.org/tests>. Difference between [ and [[: <http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/031>
created_on: 1396288533
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: jp
last_referenced_on: 1511413380.70622
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 952
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<testx>
action: /say http://www.in-ulm.de/~mascheck/various/test/
created_on: 1411757183
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<text>
action: /say Give us a sample input line, and tell us what you want the output to be.
created_on: 1182554021
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1505262435.86827
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<thanks>
action: /say Don't thank me, I'm a bot. Did you mean to thank greycat?
created_on: 1193321813
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 40
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<thebasics>
action: /say People in #bash are here to help others work through problems and chellenges and direct people in learning. This isn't a 101 classroom, though. If you don't know the basics, read the guide.
created_on: 1414876006
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<theory>
action: /say The difference between theory and practice? In theory there is no difference. In practice there is.
created_on: 1391536453
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504982048.91111
owner: emg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: sjohnson!~sjohnson@cow.sj.rfc1459.net
type: text
<thequestion>
action: /say [[ $question =~ (bb|[^b]{2}) ]]
created_on: 1195287345
enabled: 1
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<thompson>
action: /say The Thompson shell was the predecessor to the Bourne (q.v.) shell, used in versions of Unix prior to 7th edition. A modern port of the Thompson shell is available at http://v6shell.org/ .
created_on: 1250399077
enabled: 1
owner: \amethyst
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<threads>
action: /say https://github.com/e36freak/templates/blob/master/threads
created_on: 1353377188
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<thx>
action: /say THX? That digital audio thing they use in movies? Oh, wait, you want http://yaku.dk/s/irc/dont-use-thx-sry-plz.txt or section 1.1 of http://mywiki.wooledge.org/NetEtiquette
created_on: 1417237901
enabled: 1
owner: dualbus
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tias>
action: /say Try It And See
created_on: 1183109560
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1497326182.03727
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<tias2>
action: /say Try It And See, But Don't Try rm -rf / As Root
created_on: 1171815120
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1506441001.36429
owner: VImtermute
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: whoisxy_!~whoisxy@82.112.154.151
type: text
<tib>
action: /say Try it before you buy it! Make small one liners on the command line to make sure you understand what and how you are using an idea before you stick it the middle of a complex script.
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enabled: 1
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<time>
action: /say ''time'' is a bash builtin, see ''help time''. There may also be a time command installed on the system, documented in ''man time'' -- see !faq 86 to bypass bash's builtin time command, or !faq 32 to redirect the output of the builtin to a file.
created_on: 1354127219
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1514931670.44858
owner: nDuff
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 83
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<timeout>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/068 -- How do I run a command, and have it abort (timeout) after N seconds?
created_on: 1361395078
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1509301546.43432
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 53
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<timestamp>
action: /say exec > >(trap : 1 2 3 15 ; while IFS= read -r x ; do printf '%(%F%T)T %s\n' -1 "$x" ; done >>/var/log/mylog) 2>&1 # requires bash4.2 or later
created_on: 1433929182
enabled: 1
owner: llua
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<timingpe>
action: /say val=$'foo\n'; { time for ((i=0;i<2000;++i)) ; do echo "${val%$'\n'}" ; done >/dev/null; } 2> >(tr '\n\t' ' ')
created_on: 1261368495
enabled: 1
owner: tuxdev_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<timingpipe>
action: /say val=$'foo\n'; { time for ((i=0;i<50;++i)) ; do echo "$val" | tr -d '\n'; done >/dev/null; } 2> >(tr '\n\t' ' ')
created_on: 1261368366
enabled: 1
owner: tuxdev_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<timtowtdi>
action: /say There Is More Than One Way To Do It
created_on: 1217967692
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<timtowtdiamotwaw>
action: /say There is More Than One Way To Do It And Most Of Those Ways Are Wrong
created_on: 1260819539
enabled: 1
owner: tuxdev
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tiocsti>
action: /say The TIOCSTI ioctl() command lets you insert input into a terminal driver's queue. "Simulate Terminal Input".
created_on: 1259182705
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<title>
action: /say You can change xterm titles with something like: printf '\e]2;%s\a' "title goes here"
created_on: 1251590569
enabled: 1
owner: ferret
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 16
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tlcl>
action: /say The Linux Command Line (book by William Shotts). A good guide to the command line in general, but not a fantastic example for good Bash practices: http://www.linuxcommand.org/tlcl.php and http://sourceforge.net/projects/linuxcommand/files/TLCL/13.07/TLCL-13.07.pdf/download
created_on: 1399646410
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tldp>
action: /say the tldp bash guide is outdated, and in some cases just plain wrong. There's a reason it isn't in the topic.
created_on: 1219240539
enabled: 1
owner: ferret
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tldr>
action: /say Too long, didn't read.
created_on: 1241625283
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tmpfile>
action: /say will probably be gone next boot
created_on: 1426765627
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1494675205.31954
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: fluter_!~fluter@fedora/fluter
type: text
<tmux>
action: /say tmux has its own channel: #tmux
created_on: 1365822483
enabled: 1
owner: cthuluh
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tolower>
action: /say To make a variable lowercase, you can use Bash 4 parameter expansion: ${var,,}
created_on: 1376349754
enabled: 1
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tools>
action: /say We're not tools. We're just trying to tell you that you're using the wrong ones.
created_on: 1183679663
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dozn
last_referenced_on: 1480199400.26445
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: dozn!~dozn@104.236.154.251
type: text
<topic2>
action: /say FAQ: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ | Guide: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide | ref: http://xrl.us/bhk9ww | http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/ | USE MORE QUOTES!: http://www.grymoire.com/Unix/Quote.html | Scripts and more: http://www.shelldorado.com/ | New official help mailing list: http://tx0.org/31f
created_on: 1325872062
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<torrent>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/TorrentParser
created_on: 1320341290
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<toupper>
action: /say To make a variable uppercase, you can use Bash 4 parameter expansion: ${var^^}
created_on: 1376349735
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1454897361.46143
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: doppel!~doppel@ip68-96-235-191.lv.lv.cox.net
type: text
<toys>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/Toys
created_on: 1315489568
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1448162648.96092
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: danielcamiel!~danielcam@unaffiliated/danielcamiel
type: text
<tp>
action: /say Comparison of popular transfer protocols: http://winscp.net/eng/docs/protocols#protocol_comparison
created_on: 1248138746
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tpgrp>
action: /say every process has a PID, a process group (PGRP, which is its own PID, or the PGRP inherited ftom its parent), and a session (SID). All processses in a PGRP have the same SID. A terminal has a session & a foreground process group (which must be in the same SID). If the terminal's SID changes, all the processes with that SID get SIGHUP. If you type ctrl-C or ctrl-Z then the PGRP gets SIGINT or SIGTSTP
created_on: 1390561568
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo_mobile
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tput>
action: /say Do NOT hardcode terminal escape sequences. Use tput with the sequence names from man terminfo to get the right code for your terminal. Eg. red=$(tput setaf 1); echo "Hello ${red}world!" # Variables example: http://to.lhunath.com/bashlib#L210 more info at http://www.gnu.org/software/termutils/
created_on: 1427210577
enabled: 1
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<trap>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/SignalTrap ## To clean up on exit, don't trap a bunch of signals. Instead, trap cleanupFunc EXIT
created_on: 1319481191
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1497973320.66174
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 212
ref_user: Superlokkus!~Superlokk@2a02:8071:1a1:4700:d5c3:5a61:4805:d028
type: text
<triggers>
action: /say /msg shbot # triggers
created_on: 1417212585
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: caze
last_referenced_on: 1491547326.73843
owner: dmnc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 12
ref_user: caze!~caze@unaffiliated/caze
type: text
<trim>
action: /say trim whitespace, like SQL TRIM() -- For shell variables: «shopt -s extglob; x=${x##+([[:space:]])} x=${x%%+([[:space:]])}». For streams: «cmd | sed 's/^[[:space:]]*//; s/[[:space:]]*$//'». See: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/067
created_on: 1413834488
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 24
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<trirandom>
action: /say # x[1]='x[$(echo $RANDOM >&2)]'; typeset -ia x; : "${x[x[1]]:=x[1]}"
created_on: 1375577655
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<trivial>
action: /say Trivial examples only tend to prompt trivial suggestions.
created_on: 1269287535
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1471221111.75428
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: doppel!~chatzilla@ip70-189-197-158.lv.lv.cox.net
type: text
<troll>
action: /say http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29
created_on: 1351407346
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: protege
last_referenced_on: 1486284867.50888
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: protege!~shynoob@182.59.209.11
type: text
<tsaap>
action: /say The Standard Associative Array Problem: "I have two files, one of which defines keys and values, and I want to iterate through the second file and replace all the keys with their values."
created_on: 1305231088
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<tshirt>
action: /say "You were treated harshly in #bash? well, it happens. Here's your T-shirt. It says: Been there, had that done to me."
created_on: 1180809722
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
last_referenced_on: 1480944024.12011
owner: savetheWorld
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: vclam!~unknown@c-24-11-122-3.hsd1.ut.comcast.net
type: text
<tty>
action: /say "tty" originally stood for teletype, a primitive keyboard+printer which was the forerunner of the ASCII terminal. Nowadays it is used generically to mean "some kind of terminal", usually a pseudoterminal (X terminal emulator, Linux console, etc.). http://www.linusakesson.net/programming/tty/
created_on: 1417746458
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1503358137.37374
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 15
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<turing>
action: /say What makes you think I'm a bot?
created_on: 1261143387
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504302443.37217
owner: bronze
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: SpringSprocket!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<tutorial>
action: /say A list of tutorials can be found here: http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/scripting/tutoriallist
created_on: 1309530239
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: alyptik
last_referenced_on: 1508127144.9221
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 28
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<tutorials>
action: /call tutorial
created_on: 1335733502
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: cousteau
last_referenced_on: 1513019433.00439
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 40
ref_user: cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau
type: text
<ty>
action: /call plz
created_on: 1298917351
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<type>
action: /say type tells you how a command will be interpreted by the shell. Don't use 'which'; use 'type' instead, because it's portable and consistent.
created_on: 1374326817
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 40
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<type-foo>
action: /say When someone tells you to do "type foo", that means 1) put your hands on the keyboard 2)key-in "type foo", without the quotes :-)
created_on: 1389062850
enabled: 1
owner: Jetchisel
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<typeset>
action: /say Set variable values and attributes. Obsolete. See '!declare'.
created_on: 1417555666
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1492291098.30531
owner: izabera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: beeman!~beeman@unaffiliated/beeman
type: text
<tyvm>
action: /say yw
created_on: 1182437148
enabled: 1
owner: penos
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<u>
action: /say Spanish word for "or", variant used when preceding an "o" sound. If you meant "you", please see http://mywiki.wooledge.org/NetEtiquette
created_on: 1283887764
enabled: 1
noembed: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<udq>
action: /say USE DIFFERENT QUOTES! The shell won't expand variables or globs inside a single-quoted string, try double-quotes instead
created_on: 1202632195
enabled: 1
owner: SiegeX6
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ugh>
action: /say The Unix-Haters Handbook <http://web.mit.edu/~simsong/www/ugh.pdf>
created_on: 1364964696
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: kerr
last_referenced_on: 1452549697.14773
owner: mattcen
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: Kerr!~Kerr@cpe-98-145-82-51.natnow.res.rr.com
type: text
<ugt>
action: /say Universal Greeting Time http://thinkmoult.com/ugt.html
created_on: 1394730934
enabled: 1
owner: emg
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 6
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ulimit>
action: /say ulimit is bash's interface to the setrlimit()/getrlimit() system calls. Resource limits are inherited by child processes, just like environment vars.
created_on: 1272653987
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: bazookie
last_referenced_on: 1498771589.59772
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 17
ref_user: bazookie!~mzp@187-27-205-195.3g.claro.net.br
type: text
<ultimate>
action: /call penultimate
created_on: 1391692055
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<umask>
action: /say The umask is the set of permissions bits you do NOT want on newly created files. See http://wooledge.org/mywiki/Permissions
created_on: 1189003091
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 17
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<umq>
action: /call quotes
created_on: 1253110770
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1481064478.86972
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 9
ref_user: emg!~emg@74-123-189-254.static.wiline.com
type: text
<umq2>
action: /say Use more quotes, not just when assigning variables. Try these examples: WRONG: Var="/* is two punctuation marks" && echo $Var ; RIGHT: Var="/* is two punctuation marks" && echo "$Var"
created_on: 1303163441
enabled: 1
owner: kwtm
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<unary>
action: /say "unary operator expected" typically means you forgot to quote something. [ $foo = bar ] is wrong. [ "$foo" = bar ] is OK.
created_on: 1317754790
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<unbuffer>
action: /say stdbuf runs commands with modified buffering operations. man stdbuf(1)
created_on: 1355277061
enabled: 1
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<uncolour>
action: /say uncolour() { sed -e $'s/\e[[][\\0-\\077]*m//g'; }
created_on: 1292163877
enabled: 1
owner: ferret
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<undefine>
action: /call unset
created_on: 1314631794
enabled: 1
owner: HawkI
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<understand>
action: /say Those who do not understand UNIX are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. --Henry Spencer
created_on: 1249669278
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511643588.6169
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau
type: text
<unicode>
action: /say Dealing with characters correctly is harder than you might think. eg. a-z does NOT mean "all lowercase letters". http://stackoverflow.com/a/6163129/58803 (skip down to "Assume Brokenness") is an *excellent* introduction to these misunderstandings.
created_on: 1344015874
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<uniq>
action: /say is a utility for removing or reporting repeated lines. uniq will only work for showing unique lines when used with sorted input (sort | uniq). Alternatively, use sort -u. awk '!s[$0]++' is an order-insensitive alternative.
created_on: 1398726929
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 62
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<uniqarray>
action: /say # typeset -a a=(a b c c d d d e f '' '' _ _); o=$(typeset -p a); typeset -A vals; for key in "${!a[@]}"; do ((vals[_${a[key]}]++)) && unset -v 'a[key]'; done; printf 'before: %s\nafter: %s\n' "$o" "$(typeset -p a)"
created_on: 1395680824
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<unix>
action: /say You should be fully aware that when people say Unix they do not necessarily mean "The copyrighted proprietary operating system currently owned by AT&T or Novell or SCO or Cisco or whoever the fuck owns the copyright at this particular instant of time", but rather the whole FUCKING SPECTRUM OF UNIX-LIKE OSES including AIX, HP-UX, Linux, BSD, Solaris, etc.
created_on: 1303500958
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1502059799.44306
owner: neurolysis
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<unquoted>
action: /say Unquoted $@ and $* give unspecified behavior (as far as we can tell). Always quote them. A partial list of various unquoted behaviors by shell is here: http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/syntax/pe#bugs_and_portability_considerations
created_on: 1357712918
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<unset>
action: /say Unset undefines a variable or function from the current shell process. See: http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/commands/builtin/unset http://fvue.nl/wiki/Bash:_Unset. Testing if a variable is set: [[ ${var+_} ]]. See !isset
created_on: 1333508345
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: esselfe
last_referenced_on: 1503759340.80524
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 50
ref_user: esselfe!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<until>
action: /say Same as "while ! { list; }; do ..."
created_on: 1319432723
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 17
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<upload>
action: /say If you're asking "How can I find all the files that have been uploaded recently?" then you're probably in deep trouble. The server side can't tell when a file is finished uploading unless the client renames it or uploads an "all done" file afterward.
created_on: 1237220725
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<upstart>
action: /say Ubuntu doesn't use System V init like you probably expected. It uses "upstart" instead. See http://upstart.ubuntu.com/ or ask in #ubuntu.
created_on: 1315587970
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<upvar>
action: /say see: http://fvue.nl/wiki/Bash:_Passing_variables_by_reference also: http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/commands/builtin/unset#scope and http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/syntax/arrays#indirection and http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/006#Assigning_indirect.2BAC8-reference_variables
created_on: 1355930418
enabled: 1
owner: ormaaj
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<uri>
action: /say pout(){ local field; for field in "${line[@]}"; do [[ $field =~ $re ]] && echo "$field"; done;}; uri_search(){ local LC_ALL=C re='^[A-Za-z][A-Za-z0-9+-\.]*://' file=; local -a line; for file; do while read -r -a line; do pout; done < "$file"; [[ "${line[@]}" ]] && pout; done;} # Usage: uri_search file ...; prints absolute URIs contained in given files
created_on: 1362539621
enabled: 1
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<url>
action: /call uri
created_on: 1362534923
enabled: 1
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<urldecode>
action: /say https://gist.github.com/1163649
created_on: 1345155774
enabled: 1
owner: cdown
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<urlencode>
action: /say https://gist.github.com/887e74e74877c7613920
created_on: 1438249891
enabled: 1
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 21
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<urlquote>
action: /say Prepare literal data for injection into a URL path component or GET attribute: urlquote() { local c; while IFS= read -rd '' -n1 c; do printf '%%%02x' "'$c"; done <<< "$1"; }; curl "http://www.google.com/search?q=$(urlquote "$query")"
created_on: 1340009907
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 28
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<us-intl>
action: /say If you are using a Linux desktop, and want to type symbols such as «french-quotes» “double-quote” and ‘single-quotes’, then set your keyboard type to "US International", and then use AltGr with [ ] { } 9 0 respectively
created_on: 1383887866
enabled: 1
owner: kurahaupo
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<useawk>
action: /say Stuff with lines? Use awk. ;)
created_on: 1181927970
enabled: 1
owner: VImtermute
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<usecase>
action: /say What is the *REAL* (non-technical) problem or issue you are trying to address? Describe it clearly and concisely using little or no technical terminology, command names, etc. A concise explanation of *WHY* you are doing what you are doing is equally helpful.
created_on: 1363893033
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: l2y
last_referenced_on: 1512939718.22847
owner: fr33loader
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 53
ref_user: l2y!sid204729@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-sid204729
type: text
<users>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/BashFaq -- Why don't users ever read the FAQ themselves? Why do I always have to grep the whole file for their questions? Huh? Doesn't anyone ever think of the bot?
created_on: 1170963902
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<using>
action: /say "How can I do X using Y?" NEVER ask a question of that form. Y may not be the best way to do X. All you should ask is, "How do I do X?"
created_on: 1160747454
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1500899404.04629
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 234
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<usingfind>
action: /call find
created_on: 1419366279
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<usleep>
action: /say echo "int main(int argc,char *argv[]){if(argc==2)usleep(atol(argv[1]));}" > usleep.c; make usleep
created_on: 1214327440
enabled: 1
owner: biz
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<utmp>
action: /say The 'utmp' file and all the commands that read it (who, w, etc.) is useless legacy crap. Yay, truncated hostnames!
created_on: 1286220225
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<utsl>
action: /say Use The Source, Luke. See ftp://ftp.gnu.org/pub/gnu/bash/
created_on: 1297759626
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<uuoc>
action: /say Useless Use of Cat (cat foo | grep bar). See http://www.iki.fi/era/unix/award.html#cat
created_on: 1423731450
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1491681154.44527
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nchambers!4cd2bbbf@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.76.210.187.191
type: text
<uuoe>
action: /say Unnecessary use of echo -- "echo foo | bar" uses a pipe, which generates an implicit subshell, which changes the variable scope. Pipes are also expensive. Use a here string instead: "bar <<< foo". See http://wooledge.org:8000/BashPitfalls
created_on: 1232569364
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 26
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<uuog>
action: /say useless use of greybot
created_on: 1336481605
enabled: 1
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<uuok>
action: /say Unsafe Use of Kill: kill -9 sends SIGKILL to a process which is the exact same thing as normal kill (SIGTERM), except that it prevents the process from cleaning up after itself. You do NOT want to use it. See http://partmaps.org/era/unix/award.html#uuk9letter
created_on: 1210188318
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1481635448.13409
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 17
ref_user: slidercrank!~slidercra@unaffiliated/slidercrank
type: text
<uuop>
action: /say useless use of pastebins
created_on: 1336485978
enabled: 1
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<uuoq>
action: /say useful use of quotes
created_on: 1300572876
enabled: 1
owner: gniourf_gniourf
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<uuos>
action: /say Useless use of sbot.
created_on: 1340353453
enabled: 1
owner: juanmabc
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<uwiz>
action: /say What you said is so much better than what I said and I defer to your wisdom.
created_on: 1301169674
enabled: 1
owner: kwtm
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<v7>
action: /say Seventh Edition Unix (V7, 1979), introduced the Bourne shell, which replaced the earlier Thompson shell. If your script needs to work on pre-POSIX Unix systems, V7 is a good portability target. A full tree of V7, including source and man pages, may be found at http://minnie.tuhs.org/UnixTree/V7/ .
created_on: 1208465676
enabled: 1
owner: \amethyst
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<vaccuumdb>
action: /say VACCUUM
created_on: 1221004577
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<vagueness>
action: /say VAGUENESS CAUSES HEART DISEASE!
created_on: 1151075489
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<varcap>
action: /say By convention, environment variables (PATH, EDITOR, SHELL, ...) and internal shell variables (BASH_VERSION, RANDOM, ...) are fully capitalized. All other variable names should be lowercase. Since variable names are case-sensitive, this convention avoids accidentally overriding environmental and internal variables.
created_on: 1391533215
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: prev
last_referenced_on: 1488623696.3123
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1086
ref_user: prev!~prev@unaffiliated/prev
type: text
<varcaps>
action: /call varcap
created_on: 1354541023
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: prev
last_referenced_on: 1488623696.29841
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 399
ref_user: prev!~prev@unaffiliated/prev
type: text
<vardata>
action: /say 1. Do NOT put commands or variable names INSIDE variables; use a function or write it out in your script. 2. Do NOT put multiple filenames inside a string; use arrays. 3. Remember to quote every expansion of your variables to protect their data.
created_on: 1214572768
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<variables>
action: /say to see all your shell variables, type set
created_on: 1279035594
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 44
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<vars>
action: /say There are two types of variables. Most variables in bash are Shell Variables (foo=bar). They exist only in the running shell and are inherited by subshells. Environment Variables (export foo=bar) are variables that exist in every process. They are NOT global, every child gets a fresh copy of the parent's whole environment. http://mywiki.wooledge.org/Environment
created_on: 1391135139
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<vi>
action: /say Vi is an editor. Use it in scripts like this: vi -c 's/foo/bar/|x' file -- See http://www.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/009695399/utilities/vi.html
created_on: 1204050455
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: spi
last_referenced_on: 1486595733.04489
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 23
ref_user: spi!32872e55@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.135.46.85
type: text
<vi-mode>
action: /say To use vi-style editing in bash, set -o vi
created_on: 1299777098
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: guest57093
last_referenced_on: 1475166810.44156
owner: koala_man
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: Guest57093!~jasondock@unaffiliated/jasondockers
type: text
<visual>
action: /say http://unix.stackexchange.com/a/4861/10762
created_on: 1420566274
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: cousteau-
last_referenced_on: 1468332811.23958
owner: cdown
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: cousteau-!869356f3@gateway/web/freenode/ip.134.147.86.243
type: text
<vocab>
action: /call vocabulary
created_on: 1300131991
enabled: 1
owner: kwtm
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<vocabulary>
action: /say read and memorize the terms/names used on the bash man page. When you use the bash names for things correctly you'll get 800% better results in #bash, and reduce our work correspondingly!
created_on: 1300131323
enabled: 1
owner: HawkI
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<vt100>
action: /say ANSI X3.64 is a terminal control code standard supported by most modern terminals. VT100 is a subset implemented by DEC's VT100/102. DO NOT hardcode codes, use tput(1) instead (eg. red=$(tput setaf 1)). Many different terminals use slightly different codes, tput finds the right code for the job. http://unix.stackexchange.com/a/5802 http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/scripting/terminalcodes
created_on: 1426690581
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 60
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<vuln>
action: /say Yes, we know. Read the topic.
created_on: 1411586776
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: korans
last_referenced_on: 1462294401.0204
owner: [arx]
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 4
ref_user: korans!~korans@62.68.162.144
type: text
<vuln2>
action: /say preliminary patches: http://seclists.org/oss-sec/2014/q3/734
created_on: 1411746295
enabled: 1
owner: shellshock
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<wag>
action: /say I'm guessing that WAG means Wild-Ass Guess.
created_on: 1354740360
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1504399185.02891
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<wait>
action: /say By default, wait waits for all of your shell's children to exit. If arguments are specified, wait waits for the specified job ids to exit. # http://mywiki.wooledge.org/ProcessManagement
created_on: 1326055773
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: cousteau
last_referenced_on: 1511878750.15038
owner: geirha
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 34
ref_user: cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau
type: text
<want>
action: /say And I want a pink unicorn lollipop magic wand!
created_on: 1287769423
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1515127147.78251
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<warn>
action: /say warn() { printf '%s\n' "$@" >&2; } -- also see !faq 101
created_on: 1260999474
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dminuoso_
last_referenced_on: 1476439730.65919
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: dminuoso_!~dminuoso@unaffiliated/dminuoso
type: text
<watch>
action: /say watch() { local t=$1; shift; while sleep $t; do clear; "$@"; done; }
created_on: 1379833055
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1492290927.58812
owner: zendeavor
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: beeman!~beeman@unaffiliated/beeman
type: text
<watchfunc>
action: /call watchquote
created_on: 1359478885
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<watchquote>
action: /say to help understand how watch(1) handles quotes/parsing, think of it as running this: watch() { sh -c "$*"; while sleep 2; do sh -c "$*'; done; }
created_on: 1345490563
enabled: 1
owner: e36freak
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<wayrttd>
action: /say What are you /REALLY/ trying to do!?
created_on: 1356324690
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1507680492.76593
owner: mattcen
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 193
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<wayttd>
action: /say What Are You Trying To Do?
created_on: 1216437933
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<wc>
action: /say wc(1) is a command that counts words, or lines, or characters in files. If you redirect the file as stdin, it doesn't print the name. Very useful. Example: if (( $(wc -l < "$file") > 10 )); then ...
created_on: 1180124419
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1510899316.13127
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: \[!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<wc-c>
action: /say A portable method of finding a file's byte-size is: read size _ < <(wc -c file); or the "hack": size=($(wc -c file))
created_on: 1367006019
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<wdyrwtd>
action: /say See !wayrttd
created_on: 1390775348
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1507680467.71399
owner: David-A
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<weakness>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashWeaknesses
created_on: 1234209297
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 71
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<weaknesses>
action: /call weakness
created_on: 1236356645
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 29
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<weakpoints>
action: /call weakness
created_on: 1255150710
enabled: 1
owner: \amethyst
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<wedontcare>
action: /say We don't care what your name is... we don't care where you live... we don't care how old you are. Ask your question or leave.
created_on: 1186131946
enabled: 1
owner: ivazquez
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<wfm>
action: /say Works For Me!
created_on: 1269369778
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 17
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<wget>
action: /say wget has a man page. Hint: this channel is not it.
created_on: 1185375966
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 13
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<what>
action: /say Tell us WHAT you want to do, not HOW you're trying to do it.
created_on: 1211398620
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 11
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<which>
action: /say which(1) is an external program used to search PATH for an executable. It behaves differently on different systems and you can't rely on a useful exit code; use (from most to least portable) ''command -v'' or ''type -P'' (to find the path) or ''hash'' (to check) instead. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashFAQ/081
created_on: 1307625547
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: springsprocket
last_referenced_on: 1503947743.56795
owner: neurolysis
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 297
ref_user: SpringSprocket!~bsfc@unaffiliated/esselfe
type: text
<whichshell>
action: /call interpreter
created_on: 1398437264
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<while>
action: /say The while-loop structure: http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/syntax/ccmd/while_loop
created_on: 1228257423
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: kate
last_referenced_on: 1514550291.98228
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 65
ref_user: kate!~kate@unaffiliated/kate
type: text
<whilefind>
action: /say To iterate over find results safely: while IFS= read -r -d '' file; do ...your code...; done < <(find ...your predicates... -print0)
created_on: 1393469840
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<whileread>
action: /say A while loop that reads line-by-line: while IFS= read -r line; do something "$line"; done
created_on: 1400634038
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 23
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<whine>
action: /say why do channel helpers have to whine whenever someone asks a question? Maybe he doesn't know his answer is in the parameter expansion secion of some 100k line faq or man page. Stop wasting everyone's bandwidth and type /exit if people asking for help bothers you so much.
created_on: 1180832485
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1506441136.69259
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: whoisxy_!~whoisxy@82.112.154.151
type: text
<whinge>
action: /say "With Free Software you either do, or you wait." whinging doesn't work, and leads to being ignored ;)
created_on: 1187666751
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1506441116.50284
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: whoisxy_!~whoisxy@82.112.154.151
type: text
<whitespace>
action: /say Sometimes whitespace is necessary, eg after [ and [[ and before ] and ]]. Othertimes it breaks stuff eg in {1..9}
created_on: 1238352919
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 20
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<whoami>
action: /say whoami is not a standard command, use the more portable "id -un" instead. bash offers UID and EUID, and your system the LOGNAME environment variable.
created_on: 1394900483
enabled: 1
owner: Riviera
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<why>
action: /say Trying to solve a problem without first understanding why it happens or what you really want will always yield you a broken result. Explain the WHY to us (or to yourself) in detail first.
created_on: 1290783080
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 8
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<whynot>
action: /say You can THINK whatever you want, and then when you're done fantasizing, you can read the documentation that tells you what actually does work.
created_on: 1186172112
enabled: 1
owner: igli
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 5
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<whynotls>
action: /say as ls -F, ls -q, -> on symlinks, date and time formats varying between locales, date and time formats depending on the age of the file in the POSIX locale, spaces in the user name, spaces in the group name, spaces in the filename, newlines in the filename (more or less unfixable), groups might not even be displayed, probably more....
created_on: 1198183951
enabled: 1
owner: \amethyst
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<wiki>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/ - http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/
created_on: 1181277998
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1515928454.28561
owner: TheBonsai
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 43
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<wikitarball>
action: /say # echo wget http://wooledge.org/mywiki.wooledge.org-$(date +%Y%m01).tar.bz2
created_on: 1400847927
enabled: 1
owner: pgas
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 3
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<will>
action: /say "When there's a will, there's a way..."
created_on: 1379661264
enabled: 1
owner: sjohnson
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<window_scaling>
action: /say Users of Linux 2.6.8+ kernels, beware! I live on a part of the Internet behind a router with the TCP window scaling bug, and Linux 2.6.8+ makes it impossible to reach me. Read <http://lwn.net/Articles/92727/> for details and workaround.
created_on: 1151427747
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<wiyug>
action: /say What is your *ultimate* goal? Think *big* without telling us how you want the goal achieved.
created_on: 1356744905
enabled: 1
owner: fr33load3r
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 14
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<words>
action: /say Some words about words: http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/syntax/words and http://mywiki.wooledge.org/WordSplitting
created_on: 1362528598
enabled: 1
owner: BlastHardcheese
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 54
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<wordsplitting>
action: /say echo $foo; rm $foo -- If you leave $foo unquoted, bash will *remove* all whitespace (newlines, spaces, tabs) while expanding it, take each *word* as a separate argument. `echo` prints these words separated by one space and `rm` deletes each word. So ALWAYS *quote* your parameter expansions: echo "$foo"
created_on: 1242638629
enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 208
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<work>
action: /say In this context, the word "work" is misleading. We're here looking for solutions, not hacks. Be specific about what you need, and try to let go of how you think it should be done.
created_on: 1257341884
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516739634.92955
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 10
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<workaround>
action: /say Don't work around the problem. Fix the problem. Or you'll end up with more problems.
created_on: 1278788339
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<works>
action: /say You might think some suggestions appear superfluous, but we aren't making this stuff up. It's risky to parse ls, top and ps, and quotes are important. You care about your script more than we do, so try to understand why we made the suggestion instead of just repeating what seems to work to you.
created_on: 1185902540
enabled: 1
owner: kojiro
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 7
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<worship>
action: /say We all worship POSIX and never question POSIX
created_on: 1426260276
enabled: 1
owner: gniourf
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 1
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<wrapper>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/WrapperScript
created_on: 1212087668
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 63
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<ws>
action: /say http://wooledge.org/mywiki/WordSplitting
created_on: 1217879461
enabled: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 77
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<x>
action: /say Repeat $str $n times # for ((i=1;i<=n;i++)); do printf %s "$str"; done # printf -v tmp %${n}s ''; echo "${tmp// /$str}" # eval printf "'%.0s$str'" {1..$n} # Be sure $str is safe for whatever your code does with it!
created_on: 1257959323
enabled: 1
noembed: 1
owner: greycat
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 2
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<x++>
action: /say postincrement and postdecrement alter the variable but yield the value from BEFORE the modification
created_on: 1410300845
enabled: 1
noembed: 1
owner: kurahaupo
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<x11>
action: /say In order for programs to do something involving X11, the program needs to know which X11 to connect with and how to connect with it. This is usually done by setting the DISPLAY environment variable, eg DISPLAY=:0 command
created_on: 1391908488
enabled: 1
owner: yitz_
rate_limit: 10
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<xargs>
action: /say xargs(1) is dangerous (broken, exploitable, etc.) when reading non-NUL-delimited input. If you're working with filenames, use find's -exec [command] {} + instead. If you can get NUL-delimited output, use xargs -0. Otherwise, you probably want a while read or for loop instead.
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owner: lhunath
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<xargsbug>
action: /say # touch "I don't want to miss a thing.mp3"; find * | xargs -n1 rm # By default, xargs(1) breaks on whitespace (making it rm "I" instead of the song) and quotes (the ' in don't).
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enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
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<xclient>
action: /say In order to run an X client program from outside an X session, you need two things: a valid DISPLAY variable (export it in your script), and a means of authenticating to the X server. The latter can often be done with "export XAUTHORITY=~whomever/.Xauthority". The former requires witchcraft.
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enabled: 1
owner: greycat
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<xclip>
action: /say is a tool to manipulate the X11 clipboard. xclip -o to print the clip and -i to set it. Not bash.
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owner: yitz_
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<xcushell>
action: /say http://www.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/utilities/V3_chap02.html
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owner: \amethyst
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<xdebug>
action: /say Read some assorted debugging tips: http://bash-hackers.org/wiki/doku.php/scripting/debuggingtips
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owner: TheBonsai
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<xmb>
action: /say special
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owner: kojiro
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<xml>
action: /say You can't parse structured languages like HTML or XML using bash, grep, sed, cut, etc. Look into xmllint, xmlstarlet, xpath, xsltproc, ... Eg. xmllint --xpath '//person[@name="bob"]/salary/text()' - <<< '<staff><person name="bob"><salary>70000</salary></person></staff>' -- Ask #xml for XPath/XSLT help, that is not a #bash question.
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enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
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<xmlget>
action: /say Retrieve an XML value: xmlstarlet sel -t -v 'staff/person[@name="bob"]' <<< '<staff><person name="bob">70000</person></staff>'
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enabled: 1
owner: lhunath
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<xmlset>
action: /say Update an XML value: xmlstarlet ed -P --update 'staff/person[@name="bob"]' -v 80000 <<< '<staff><person name="bob">70000</person></staff>' # use -L to update a file in-place.
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owner: lhunath
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type: text
<xterm>
action: /say xterm is an X client program which implements a terminal emulator. It mostly mimics the VT102, with some extensions. Some vendors even added color, so "xterm" as a terminfo label is extremely ambiguous. To set the xterm title bar: settitle() { printf '\e]2;%s\a' "$1"; }
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owner: e36freak
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<xtracefd>
action: /say In bash 4.x, the shell variable BASH_XTRACEFD allows you to specify a different file descriptor for xtrace (set -x) output. This can be useful when you want to redirect it elsewhere, without affecting the rest of stderr.
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owner: e36freak
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<xy>
action: /say http://mywiki.wooledge.org/XyProblem -- "I want to do X, but I'm asking how to do Y..."
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owner: greycat
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<xyl>
action: /say /me plays the xylophone
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type: text
<xyproblem>
action: /call xy
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owner: geirha
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<y0>
action: /say y1
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<y1>
action: /say # read v <<< "y1"; n=${v#y}; r=y$((n+1)); echo $r
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<y2>
action: /say !y1
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<y2k>
action: /say The Y2K excuse: "It is highly unlikely that this program will STILL be in use on Jan 1, 2000."
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owner: lhunath
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<yes>
action: /say yes endlessly prints 'y' (or whatever argument it is specified with) followed by a newline to stdout. Useful for sending confirmations. e.g. yes | fsck
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owner: mattcen
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<yesdear>
action: /say You appear to have a console issue; what does this command output? echo '16i[q]sa[ln0=aln100%Pln100/snlbx]sbA0D4D465452snlbxq' | dc
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<ykaya>
action: /say You kids and your acronyms these days!
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<your>
action: /say It's you're not your - http://i34.tinypic.com/js0mfc.jpg
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<yquotes>
action: /say "At its base, a shell is simply a macro processor that executes commands. The term macro processor means functionality where text and symbols are expanded to create larger expressions." http://tiswww.tis.case.edu/~chet/bash/bashref.html
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<yw>
action: /say You're welcome, human.
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<zombie>
action: /say A zombie process (also known as a "defunct" process) cannot be killed; it's already dead. A zombie is a process which has exited, but whose parent has not yet waited for it (or wait3()ed for it) to collect its exit status. This often signifies a bug in the parent, unless the time of zombification is brief.
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<zsh>
action: /say zsh is NOT an enhanced version of bash. It's a different shell, with different features and there's a different channel for your questions: #zsh For zsh-style completion, bind '\C-i':menu-complete
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<{>
action: /say Brace and sequence expansion: {a,b,c}1 and {a..c}1 expand to a1 b1 c1, {a..c}{1..3} expands to a1 a2 a3 b1 b2 b3 c1 c2 c3. http://wiki.bash-hackers.org/syntax/expansion/brace http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BraceExpansion http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/Patterns#Brace_Expansion
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<{$>
action: /say {$x..$y} Parameter expansion happens after brace expansion. As a result, your parameters are only expanded after bash has already failed to brace-expand from dollar-x to dollar-y. Instead, use a C-style for: for ((i=x; i<=y; i++))
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<{}>
action: /say Command grouping. Like (), but doesn't spawn a subshell. See http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashGuide/CompoundCommands#Command_grouping
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<|>
action: /say Pipes are used to send the (standard) output of one process to the (standard) input of another. foo | bar runs a process foo, sends its output on FD 1 to a process bar's input on FD 0. Note that foo and bar are executed in subshells; so changing variables inside pipes will have no effect on the variables in your main script.
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<|&>
action: /say copy/paste from 'man bash': If |& is used, the standard error of command is connected to command2's standard input through the pipe; it is shorthand for 2>&1 |.
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<||>
action: /say Short-circuit control operators <http://mywiki.wooledge.org/BashSheet#Tests> A || B means "Run A. If A fails, run B." A && B means "Run A. If A succeeds, run B." Example: foobar || { echo "error" >&2; exit 1; }
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<||&&>
action: /call &&||
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<||:>
action: /say the same thing as "|| true". your script probably also has set -e and || : is a trick to prevent the script from exiting in case the command before the || fails
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<|||>
action: /say When your pipeline gets too long, make sure you can't combine commands into one (grep | awk | awk -> awk, or just use 'read') and try to assign intermediate variables for readability.
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[#c-offtopic]
<{}>
action: test
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[#cjeopardy]
<cj>
action: /call cjeopardy
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<h>
action: /call hint
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<w>
action: /call cjeopardy_answer_module $nick $channel
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<what>
action: /call cjeopardy_answer_module $nick $channel
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[#pbot2]
<-r>
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<FACTMOVE>
action: foo FACTMOVE added to #pbot2.
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<FACTmove>
action: FACTmove
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<TESTcARGV>
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<TESTempty>
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<TESTpenify2>
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<TESTperlARGV>
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<a0>
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<add1>
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<amp>
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<anustart>
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<argtest>
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<atk>
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<bashsedpenis>
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<bob>
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<bobo>
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<bobo2>
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<boops>
action: /call fact ##c-offtopic kneads
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<braincapacity>
action: /code python3 import sys\nimport statistics\nword = sys.argv[1]\nPI=3.14\ndata= [ ord(i) for i in word.lower() ]\nprint ( '{:.2f} %'.format( (statistics.mean(data)+PI/statistics.stdev(data)*100 )%100) )
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<cahnge>
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<cjeopardy>
action: /say Play this shit in #cjeopardy, you faggot.
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<cousteau>
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<cut>
action: /code perl print $#ARGV; shift @ARGV if $ARGV[0] =~ m/[^:]+:/; my $_regex = shift @ARGV; lol: shift @ARGV; goto lol unless (not defined $ARGV[1] or $ARGV[0] =~ m/$_regex/); print join " ", @ARGV
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<cv>
action: /call urban $args | { sed s/$args/penis/Pig }
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<dies>
action: 1 2 3 "die fell off table" 4 5 6
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<e>
action: fake zhivago philosoraptor hot chocolate
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<ebcdic>
action: /code bash echo -n "$*" | iconv -t EBCDIC-US
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action: /say A
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<eeew>
action: /code python3 import sys\nimport statistics\nvar1=1977.91\nvar2=39.13\nword=sys.argv[1]\ndata= [ ord(i) for i in word.lower() ]\nprint ( '{:.2f} %'.format( (((statistics.mean(data)*var1) / (statistics.stdev(data)+var2)) *40) %99 ) )
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action: /code python3 exec( "import sys\nzx = sys.argv[1:]\nif not (len(zx)):\n print ('wtf')\n quit()\nm_i = max( [len(arg) for arg in zx])\ndef w_to_n(wx):\n rv = [ord(i) for i in wx]\n for i in range( m_i-len(wx) ):\n rv.append(0)\n return rv\ndef add_es(f,s):\n return [f[i]+s[i] for i in range(m_i)]\ndef n_to_w(f):\n return ''.join([chr(((i-97)%26)+97) for i in f])\nmx= [0 for i in range(m_i)] \nfor arg in zx:\n print( arg + ' + ',end='')\n if len(zx)==1:\n print('nothing',end='')\n mx=add_es(mx, w_to_n(arg))\nprint (' =',n_to_w(mx))" )
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action: /call feet
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action: /call sed s/(.)e\w*/$1enis/gi
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action: /call urban $args | {penify '$args'}
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action: /call penify-hex &{hexenc $args} &{urban $args}
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<hexargs>
action: /code perl print join " | ", map {join(" ", map {unpack "H2"} split //) . qq( "$_")} @ARGV;
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action: /code c11 printf("|"); char *p; for (argv++; *argv; argv++) { for (p=*argv; *p; p++) printf(" %02hhX", *p); printf(" \""); for (p=*argv; *p; p++) if (isascii(*p) && isprint(*p)) putchar(*p); else printf("\uFFFD"); printf("\" |"); }
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<hexdump>
action: /code c11 printf("/say "); for (argv++; *argv; argv++) { for ( ; **argv; ++*argv) printf("%02hhX ", **argv); if (argv[1]) printf("%02hhX ", ' '); }
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<hexenc>
action: /code perl print unpack "H*", "@ARGV"
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<iconv>
action: /code bash args=(); while [ $# -gt 0 ]; do case "$1" in (-f|-t|--from-code|--to-code) args=("${args[@]}" "$1" "$2"); shift 2;; (--) shift; break;; (*) break;; esac; done; printf '/say '; printf %s "$*" | iconv "${args[@]}"
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action: grill
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action: pineapple mispple qang red green fat beam cloud not pro
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<jtest>
action: /code perl use v5.16;my @a=split /\x00/,lc( join(" ",qw/$args/).(join("",qw/$args/)^(lc join "",qw/$args/))),2;print @a;print $a[0]^$a[1]
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<k>
action: gay fat excited roly poly woodcock ragequit baby dumbass rainbow
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<kay>
action: tiny sombrero
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<keko>
action: /code python3 exec("for i in range(2):\n for j in range(3):\n print(\"cyka\")")
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<kkko>
action: /code python3 for i in range(3):\n for j in range (2):\n print("cyka");
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<knead>
action: /code c11 char arg0[strlen("$0") + 3]; memcpy(arg0, strdup("$0"), strlen("$0") + 1); { char *tmp = arg0; size_t off = 0; while (off < strlen(arg0) && (off += strcspn(tmp, "s"))) tmp += off; if (tmp - arg0 != 1) { arg0[strlen(arg0) + 1] = 0; arg0[strlen(arg0)] = 's'; } } char nick[strlen("$args") + 1], kneadee[2048] = {0}; memcpy(nick, "$args", sizeof nick); if (strncmp(nick, "prag", 4) == 0) { memcpy(kneadee, (char [101 ^ 0x67]){(struct {char a, b;}){0x65, 0}.a, (struct {char a, b;}){101, 0}.b}, 2); } else { char tmp[] = "$randomnick"; memcpy(kneadee, tmp, (sizeof tmp > 2048) ? 2048 : sizeof tmp); } printf("%s%s%s", (strcmp("$0", "kneads") == 0) ? (arglen > 1) ? args[1] : "kneads" : arg0, " ", kneadee);
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<kneads2>
action: /code c11 char nick[strlen("$args") + 1], kneadee[2048] = {0}; memcpy(nick, "$args", sizeof nick); if (strncmp(nick,"prag", 4) == 0) { memcpy(kneadee, (char [101 ^ 0x67]){0}, 2); } else { char tmp[] = "$randomnick"; memcpy(kneadee, tmp, (sizeof tmp > 2048) ? 2048 : sizeof tmp); } printf("%s%s%s%s","/me ", (strcmp("$0", "kneads") == 0) ?(arglen > 1) ? args[1] : "kneads" : "$0", " ", kneadee);
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<knm>
action: /code c11 if (!strcmp("kg", "$args") || !strcmp("krok", "$args") || !strcmp("k", "$args")) printf("$args is a great nick!"); else printf("$args really sucks.");
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<koko>
action: /code python3 exec("for i in range(2):\n for j in range(3):\n print(\"cyka\")")
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<ktest>
action: /call fact ##c-offtopic knead $args
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<kvm>
action: /code zsh (){ local -a args; args=("$1" "$1" "${@:3}"); [[ "$(file -Lb "${args[2]}")" =~ '(^data$|^DOS/MBR boot sector)' ]] && args[2]="raw" || args[2]="qcow2,l2-cache-size=4M"; [[ "$2" =~ ^(|-)$ ]] && args+=("-boot" "order=d") || args+=("-cdrom" "$2"); print "/say # Usage: kvm <disk.img> <(cd.iso|-)>[- for none] <#>[memory (MB)] <#>[CPUs] <vgatype>[e.g. std] # qemu-system-x86_64 -drive file="${args[1]?No image specified!}",format="${args[2]}",aio=native,cache.direct=on -m "${args[3]:-2048}" -smp"${args[4]:-4}" -vga "${args[5]:-virtio}" "${args[6]}" "${args[7]}" -boot menu=on -enable-kvm -machine type=pc,accel=kvm -show-cursor -usbdevice tablet -cpu host,hv_relaxed,hv_spinlocks=0x1fff,hv_vapic,hv_time -soundhw hda -net nic -net bridge,br=virbr0 -monitor stdio -monitor pty -net nic -net bridge,br=virbr0,smb=/mnt/shared -device intel-iommu -monitor stdio -monitor pty";} @args
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<leviathan>
action: /code c11 int min(int a, int b) { return a < b ? a : b; } int lev(const char *a, size_t a_len, const char *b, size_t b_len) { int cost; if (a_len == 0) { return b_len; } if (b_len == 0) { return a_len; } if (a[a_len-1] == b[b_len-1]) { cost = 0; } else { cost = 1; } return min(min(lev(a, a_len-1, b, b_len) + 1, lev(a, a_len, b, b_len - 1) + 1), lev(a, a_len - 1, b, b_len - 1) + cost); } int main(int argc, char *argv[]) { if (argc <= 2) { puts("Usage: lev string_a string_b"); return EXIT_SUCCESS; } printf("%d\n", lev(argv[1], strlen(argv[1]), argv[2], strlen(argv[2]))); }
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<lol>
action: blah blah $_dofsin blah blah
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<ls>
action: /call echo &{sh ls}
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<ls2>
action: /call echo &{sh ls}
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<matchbalanced>
action: /code perl "@ARGV" =~ m/, (?: ( \{ (?:(?1)|,(?2)|[^{}])* \} ) | ( ` (?:(?1)|,(?2)|[^`])* ` ) )/x; print $& # matches ,{...} or ,`...` possibly containing balanced sequences of {...} or ,`...`
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<mt>
action: /msg pragma- test
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<pipesed>
action: /say echo $(<<<"$@" sed -r 's/\b[^ :]+: //g')
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action: /call recall $args | { sed s/$arg[1]/penis/gi }
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<pragma->
action: slow fat oreo boblefofle unicorn coffee dicktator bad ass meaney pragmatic realist
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<precall>
action: /call recall $args | { sed s/$arg[1]/penis/gi }
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<qwename>
action: annoywang juventude cindery unsteadier ignorwanged to death
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<rcc>
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<recallcall>
action: /call recall $arg[0] | {sed s/.*?> //} | {$arg[1:]}
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<repenify>
action: /code perl my($first,$rest) = ($ARGV[0] =~ /^(.)(.*)$/); print "@ARGV[1..$#ARGV]" =~ s{($first)($rest)(s?)}{ '"'. (($1 eq lc $1) ? 'p' : 'P') . (($2 eq lc $2) ? 'enis' : 'ENIS') . ({S=>'ES', s=>'es', ''=>''}->{$3}) .'"' }reggie;
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<resistance>
action: futile.
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<resolve>
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<rm>
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<rms>
action: large dirty gnu
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<rofl>
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<sbrecall2>
action: /call recall $args | {spengebab}
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<secure>
action: acknowledged: frog now secure.
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<silent>
action: /call sh echo $'\0'
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<ss>
action: " "
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<stub>
action: /code c11 putchar(0);
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<stubme>
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<t>
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<t2>
action: { $a = 5; for (--$a) {} }
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<temp>
action: /code sh _action="$1"; _x="temp/$2"; shift 2; case "$_action" in (s*) mkdir -p temp; printf '%s ' "$*" >"$_x";; (t*) mkdir -p temp; printf '%s ' "$*" | tee "$_x";; (l*) cat "$_x"; for _i; do cat "temp/$_i"; done;; (a*) printf '%s ' "$*"; cat "$_x";; (p*) cat "$_x"; printf '%s ' "$*";; (r*|d*) rm -Rf "$_x"; for _i; do rm "temp/$_i"; done;; esac
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<test>
action: say arg1: [$arg[0]] arg rest: [$arg[1:]]
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<test2>
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<test42>
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<testsh>
action: /code sh echo "arglen: $#, args: $*"
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<tossdie>
action: /me tosses a die, it lands on $dies
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<tt>
action: { @a = qw/1 2 3 4 5/; @b = grep { $_ > 3 } @a; "@b" }
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<ttt>
action: /code bash echo "🐶" "å" "⇒⊃⇔∃∀≔⊤⊥⊢⊨" "$@"
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<tttt>
action: /code c11 puts("🐶" "å" "⇒⊃⇔∃∀≔⊤⊥⊢⊨");
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<u>
action: /call urban
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<void>
action: http://thecodelesscode.com/case/5
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<vrb>
action: /code bash printf "%q " "$*" | tr aeiouAEIOU eiouaEIOUA
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<wfact>
action: /call cfact $args | {sed s/$args/wang/g}
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<zed>
action: /code zsh print -nr - "${@:2}" | perl -pe "$1"
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<zreplace>
action: /code zsh () { sed "s/$*/penis/gi"} }
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<{echo>
action: shoot
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<​>
action: searchforzero
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[#pbot2-test]
<dewango>
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<foo>
action: bar
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<lol>
action: /call faf
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<nums>
action: 0 5
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<pc>
action: /code c11 printf("arglen: %d\n", arglen); for (int i = 0; i < arglen; i++) printf("arg %d = %s, ", i, args[i]);
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<pt>
action: /code perl my $i = 0; print "arglen: ", scalar @args, "; args: [@args]; ", join ', '; print "args = [$args]";
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<t2>
action: /code perl system("@ARGV");
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<ta>
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<test>
action: echo $arglen
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<testjava>
action: /code java System.out.println("Num args: " + args.length); int i = 0; for (String arg : args) { System.out.println("arg " + i++ + ": " + arg); }
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<tt>
action: /code perl use Storable; my $foo = retrieve 'data'; use Data::Dumper; print Dumper $foo;
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[#philosophy]
<death>
action: http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19626252.800
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<earth>
action: /say The Earth is flat.
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<everything>
action: for the best, right?
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<evilandomnipotence>
action: http://www.ditext.com/mackie/evil.html
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<existence>
action: /say The most basic property is the property that there are no properties; which is a property in itself. The most basic object is the void; which by the same vein of the first sentence means that there cannot be a void. Everything and nothing is filled with something. Existence is simply a paradox of contradictions and opposite reactions. Ones and zeroes, truth and fiction. Everything that shall be will be. A collective imagination of sentience.
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<fool>
action: /say He who asks a question may be a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.
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<gamers>
action: http://infovore.org/talks/if-gamers-ran-the-world/
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<mankind>
action: http://etext.virginia.edu/toc/modeng/public/VanStor.html
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<meaning>
action: http://users.aristotle.net/~diogenes/meaning1.htm
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<meat>
action: http://baetzler.de/humor/meat_beings.html -- What aliens would say if they discovered Earth
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<onedim-man>
action: http://www.marcuse.org/herbert/pubs/64onedim/odmcontents.html
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<phil31>
action: http://philosophy.ucsd.edu/faculty/dbrink/courses/31-05/
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<questions>
action: http://www.roangelo.net/logwitt/logwit12.html
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<scale>
action: /say The scale of the Universe: http://htwins.net/scale/index.html
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action: /say The sky is $colors.
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<stinkin-thinkin>
action: http://psychcentral.com/lib/2006/the-top-10-types-of-stinkin-thinkin/
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<theworld>
action: http://strangemaps.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/800px-reagan-digitised-poster.JPG -- http://interactive.usc.edu/members/nsharkasi/americanworld.jpg -- http://cdn.epltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/world-according-to-americans.jpg -- http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/2952/usworldem8.jpg
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<thingswedo>
action: http://faculty.ed.uiuc.edu/g-cziko/twd/pdf/index.html
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<trolley>
action: http://www.saintgasoline.com/comics/2007-03-04-Allegory_of_Trolley_Problem_Paradox.JPG
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<validity>
action: http://www.jimpryor.net/teaching/vocab/validity.html
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[.*]
<(y)>
action: /say ( y ) is MSN Messenger for the "Thumbs Up" emoticon. It's not an IRC thing. No IRC clients translate it. Pidgin is not an IRC client. It's an instant messenger with a proof-of-concept half-arsed IRC plugin. Knock it off.
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<.*sorry.*>
action: sorry
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</say>
action: /call say
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<10words>
action: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling
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<20q>
action: /say If you have a question, please be specific and concise. Don't ask questions like 'Does anyone know how to ...' or 'What is the best way to ...'. We do not have the time or patience to play a game of 20 questions with people that are not capable of articulating properly. See also: http://catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
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<21days>
action: http://norvig.com/21-days.html
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owner: kate`
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<2html.vim>
action: #!/bin/sh vim -n -c ':so \$VIMRUNTIME/syntax/2html.vim' -c ':wqa' \$1 > /dev/null 2> /dev/null
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<6thsense>
action: http://www.movie-moron.com/wp-content/gallery/various/I-See-Stupid-People.jpg
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<8ball>
action: /say $nick, $answers:global
action_with_args: /say $nick, $answers:global
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<911>
action: /say Hello, what's the nature of your emergency?
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<:(>
action: /call :)
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<:)>
action: /call say $faces
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<:-(>
action: /call :)
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<:-)>
action: /call :)
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<:-D>
action: /call :)
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<:-P>
action: /call :)
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<:-o>
action: /call :)
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<:-p>
action: /call :)
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<:D>
action: /call :)
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<:o>
action: /call :)
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<:p>
action: /call :)
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<;)>
action: /call me $body_action seductively.
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<<3>
action: /call lovequote
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<APPALLING>
action: Acronym Production Particularly At Lavish Level Is No Good
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owner: Major-Willard
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<BFS>
action: Breadth First Search -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breadth-first_search
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owner: Wulf_
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<CaZe>
action: What?
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enabled: 1
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owner: fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter
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<GIGO>
action: garbage in, garbage out
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<IB>
action: implementation defined behaviour
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<IMP>
action: Interface Message Processor
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enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
rate_limit: 15
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<LE>
action: Learning Experience. Any LE is a good one, as long as you survive it.
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owner: PoppaVic
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<LFS>
action: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_file_support
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<LostDatagram>
action: currently away, try again later
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type: text
<Lt-Col-Kilgore>
action: 1st of the 9th, air-mobile
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last_referenced_in: mhi^
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owner: Lt-Col-Kilgore
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<MSDN>
action: /say Microsoft Developer Network: http://msdn.microsoft.com
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type: text
<Major-Willard>
action: a $sizes $colors gun totin non-jesus freak
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enabled: 1
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owner: defrost
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type: text
<Pascal>
action: "A program language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it."
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owner: Tom^
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<Plan9>
action: written in C, it's free and you can find it here: http://plan9.bell-labs.com/plan9dist or /join #plan9
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owner: Major-Willard
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<PoppaVic>
action: Get yer own damned noise.
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<QED>
action: from the Latin; therin lies the proof
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<SDL>
action: http://www.libsdl.org
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owner: Tom^
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<SNAFU>
action: Situation Normal All Fucked Up
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owner: Major-Willard
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: Major-Willard
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<SOP>
action: "Standard Operating Procedure"
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enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
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type: text
<TARFU>
action: Things Are Really Fucked Up
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enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
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type: text
<TIL>
action: "Threaded Interpretive Language"
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1511398115.70967
owner: PoppaVic
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<TLI>
action: "Too Little Info"
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enabled: 1
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<TMI>
action: "Too Much Info"
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enabled: 1
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ref_user: PoppaVic
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<UTSL>
action: /say Use the source, Luke!
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<Zhivago>
action: http://bigeyedeer.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/graf.gif
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owner: pragma_
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<\bah\b.*>
action: 8ball
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last_referenced_on: 1516784173.34246
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<\bain'?t.*>
action: 8ball
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owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<\bam\b.*>
action: 8ball
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<\baren'?t.*>
action: 8ball
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<\bdo\b.*>
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<\bdoesn'?t.*>
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<\bhaving?.*>
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<\bhow.*>
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<\bi'?m\s.*>
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<\bisn?'?t?\s.*>
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<\bit'?s.*>
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<\bit\s.+>
action: say That's $severity $question_type, $nick
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<\blove.*>
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<\bwell\b.*>
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<\bwhat'?s.+>
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<\bwill\b.*>
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<\bwon'?t.*>
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<\bwon'?t\b.*>
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<\n>
action: (new line) Moves the active position to the initial position of the next line.
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<\r>
action: (carriage return) Moves the active position to the initial position of the current line.
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<^fuck.*>
action: insult $nick
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<^i\b.*>
action: say That's $severity $question_type, $nick.
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<^oh.*>
action: 8ball
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<^who\sis\s(.*)>
action: def2 $1
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<__boop>
action: /code c11 char arg0[strlen("$0") + 3]; memcpy(arg0, strdup("$0"), strlen("$0") + 1); { char *tmp = arg0; size_t off = 0; while (off < strlen(arg0) && (off += strcspn(tmp, "s"))) tmp += off; if (tmp - arg0 != 1) { arg0[strlen(arg0) + 1] = 0; arg0[strlen(arg0)] = 's'; } } char nick[strlen("$args") + 1], kneadee[2048] = {0}; memcpy(nick, "$args", sizeof nick); if (strncmp(nick, "prag", 4)== 0) { memcpy(kneadee, (char [101 ^ 0x67]){(struct {char a, b;}){0x65, 0}.a, (struct {char a, b;}){101, 0}.b}, 2); } else { char tmp[] = "$randomnick"; memcpy(kneadee, tmp, (sizeof tmp > 2048) ? 2048 : sizeof tmp); } printf("%s%s%s", (strcmp("$0", "kneads") == 0) ? (arglen > 1) ? args[1] : "kneads" : arg0, " ", kneadee)
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<_ignorwang>
action: /code zsh print "\x00"
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<accidental-turing>
action: http://beza1e1.tuxen.de/articles/accidentally_turing_complete.html
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<acronym>
action: acronym.pl
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<add>
action: /call factadd
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<adjective>
action: fail stupid ignorant annoying awesome unique able adorable adventurous active afraid aggressive amusing awful bad bitter brief careless careful dark dangerous cheap chilly clean
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<adjectives>
action: absurd amazing amusing angry arrogant ashamed astonishing astounding awful beatific bewildering breathtaking broad bucolic cheerful chucklesome confused creepy disconcerting droll dulcet dusty enormous evil fierce fluffy foolish frightened gentle gigantic gratuitous hilarious huge humorous hysterical idyllic jolly kind laughable mellifluous meretricious miniature numinous proud quaint ridiculous shallow shocking silent silly soft startling stunning ubiquitous witty
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<admins>
action: /call list admins
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<admires>
action: /call hugs
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<adsqads>
action: /say 'A dicto secundum quid ad dictum simpliciter' - the 'Hasty Generalization' logical fallacy, to which new C programmers often fall prey. Fight the urge to let it get you by studying the theory and not trying to learn through testing.
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<adverbs>
action: seductively sexily happily sadly loudly quickly slowly
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<advice>
action: /say $advicepredicate $advicehelper.
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<advicehelper>
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<advicehelper2>
action: "would" "would not" might "could possibly" may "may not" "couldn't possibly"
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<advicehelper3>
action: wise dumb smart stupid
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<advicep>
action: /call advicepredicate
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<advicepredicate>
action: "I recommend to" "My advice is to" "I think it $advicehelper2 be $advicehelper3 to" "I think it $advicehelper2 be $advicehelper3 to" "I think it $advicehelper2 be $advicehelper3 to"
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<aesthetic>
action: /call big $args | { lc }
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<afrika>
action: /call japan
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<ago>
action: ago.pl
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<aids>
action: "There's no easy way to say this. You got aids. Yuck! :x" $noaids "You contracted aids from $who_answers!" "You were attacked by a $animals! You now have aids." $noaids $noaids
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<aidsroulette>
action: /say $aids
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<aktukidgwengo>
action: cats
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1515969018.35172
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<alias>
action: /call factalias
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<aliases>
action: /call find ^/call
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<alis>
action: /say alis is a freenode service that lets you search for channels. See `/msg alis help list` to get started. Examples: `/msg alis list make` to search for all channel names containing "make"; `/msg alis list * -topic make` to search all channels for topic containing "make"
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<alot>
action: /say I like this Alot: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
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<alyptik>
action: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/234/765/b7e.jpg
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enabled: 1
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<am>
action: /call 8ball
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<ambush>
action: /call hit
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<amputation_targets>
action: "$leftright arm" "$leftright leg" "$leftright ear" head nuts brain "$leftright foot" "$leftright hand" ass
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type: text
<and>
action: /call 8ball
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<animal_actions>
action: grazes defecates urinates wanders rests sleeps roars bellows "sniffs your $body_part" "is thinking about humping your $body_part" shuffles "is playing" "is regarding you suspiciously" burrows hibernates hops "is licking their $body_part" prances preens scavenges "is searching for something" "seems lost" "appears confused" "is digging" "is running in circles" lumbers crawls struts wanders bounds runs waddles ambles prowls scampers "is insisting that the bikeshed should be painted $colors"
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<animal_adjectives>
action: wet overweight bloated skinny shaved dirty rabid drooling aroused fat filthy golden timid aggressive rabid shy demure seductive happy sad angry sexy lonely fruity mangy juvenile old ancient young man-eating mature poisonous pigmy predatory purebred savage tame territorial venomous wild deranged
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<animal_types>
action: aardvark albatross alligator alpaca ant anteater antelope ape armadillo aye-aye babirusa baboon badger barracuda bat bear beaver bee bison boar buffalo buffalo butterfly camel caribou cat caterpillar cow chamois cheetah chicken chimpanzee chinchilla chough clam cobra cockroach cod corgi cormorant coyote crab crane crocodile crow curlew deer dinosaur dog dogfish dolphin donkey dottereldove dragon dragonfly duck dugong dunlin eagle echidna eel eland elephant elk emu falcon ferret finch fish flamingo fly fossa fowl fox frog galago gaur gazelle gerbil gerenuk giant giraffe gnat gnu goat goldfinch goldfish goose gorilla goshawk grasshopper grouse grue guanaco guinea gullhamster hare hawk hedgehog heron herring hippopotamus hornet horse human hummingbird hyena jackal jaguar jellyfish joey kangaroo kiwi koala "komodo dragon" kouprey kudu lamprey lapwing lark lemur leopard lion llama lobster locust loris louse lyrebird magpie mallard manatee manbearpig marten meerkat mink mole monkey moose mosquito mouse mule narwhal newt nightingale octopus okapi opossum oryx ostrich otter owl ox oyster panda panther parrot partridge peafowl pelican penguin pheasant pig pigeon pony porcupine porpoise quail rabbit raccoon ram rat raven reindeer rhinoceros salamander salmon sandpiper sardine scorpion seahorse seal "sea lion" "sea monkey" "sea urchin" shark sheep shrew shrimp skunk snail snake spider squid squirrel starling stingray stinkbug stork swallow swan tapir tarsier termite tiger toad trout turkey turtle "unicorn coffee" viper vulture wallaby walrus wasp "water weasel" whale wolf wolverine wombat woodcock woodpecker worm wren yak zebra cock troll elf orc cricket zombie orc troll dwarf giant goblin gremlin ghost skeleton
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<animals>
action: armadillo whale hyena squid trout hedgehog pussy pig buffalo earthworm alligator turkey chicken cock badger calf platypus grue anteater wildebeest gnu moose crocodile
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<ansicode>
action: http://www.inwap.com/pdp10/ansicode.txt
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last_referenced_in: ##c
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<ansiprint>
action: http://linuxgazette.net/issue65/padala.html
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<answers>
action: Yes. "Most likely." No. "I think not." Brilliant! "Are you a $sizes $idiots?" "Definitely not." "Most assuredly." Absolutely! "Not likely!" "Do I look like I care?" "I'm not sure, let me check." "It would seem so." "I don't think so." "Why are you bothering me with this?" "Forget it!" "Yeah, right." "As if!" "Can has happy fun time!" "But of course." "That gives me an idea!" "Don't be $silly_adjective." "That would be $question_type." Sometimes. "That's $severity $question_type."
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<anyone>
action: /call poll
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1510503775.10585
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ref_user: atk!~Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
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<appadd>
action: /call factadd
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<appdel>
action: /call factdel
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<applesauce_type>
action: cinnamon ""
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edited_on: 1446232579.89922
enabled: 1
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<apply>
action: /call $arg[0] $arg[1] | {call $arg[2]}
edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1512869209.4153
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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type: text
<apply2>
action: /call $arg[0] $arg[1] | {$arg[2]} | {$arg[3]}
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edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1512869376.51807
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last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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<apply3>
action: /call $arg[0] $arg[1] | {$arg[2]} | {$arg[3]} | {$arg[4]}
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<apprem>
action: /call factrem
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<apropos>
action: /call man
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<are>
action: /call 8ball
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last_referenced_on: 1516732864.62744
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<aset>
action: /call adminset
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1515788163.34198
owner: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
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<ask>
action: /say If you have a question, just ask. If somebody knows, they'll answer :) For best results, be specific, informative, complete, concise and on-topic! Don't ask if you can ask a question. Don't ask if anyone uses/knows about foo. Please don't be demanding or insulting. Remember, we're all volunteers. Also see: http://geoff.greer.fm/2012/05/19/programmer-irc-etiquette/
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edited_by: edk!~edk@spy/edk0
edited_on: 1443798479.51845
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517175605.53205
locked: 1
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 440
ref_user: Wulf!~Wulf@unaffiliated/wulf
type: text
<assault>
action: /call fight
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1517071523.50107
owner: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
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type: text
<assaults>
action: /call hugs
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<assume>
action: /say Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511055740.15242
owner: PoppaVic
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<at>
action: /call actiontrigger
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pragma-
last_referenced_on: 1516769067.30889
owner: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
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type: text
<atk>
action: /code perl $text = "@ARGV"; $text =~ s/_/ /g; $text =~ s/\s+(\w)/\u$1/g; print $text;
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1510958590.85907
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516557564.92227
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<attack>
action: /call slap
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma_
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<attack_adverbs>
action: brutally violently bashfully wimpily barely heartily "goes super-saiyan and" "hulks out and" "$rpg_howls and" half-heartedly "lets out a blood-curdling $rpg_howl and" "strikes a pose and" "trips over their $body_part, but quickly recovers and"
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<attack_types>
action: $attack_verbs "$attack_adverbs $attack_verbs"
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<attack_verbs>
action: hits smashes crushes attacks whacks stabs slices misses misses "barely whiffs" slams $attacks $rpg_spell_attack "grabs their opponent's $body_part and $rpg_body_part_attack_action" punches kicks "roundhouse kicks" "jump kicks" "kung-fu chops" tackles "judo chops" "butterfly kicks" "scissor kicks" "slide kicks" "wheel kicks" "reverse roundhouse kicks" "spinning heel kicks" "spinning backfists" "hammer fists" fists "delivers a series of devastating $attack_verbs to" jabs hooks uppercuts "sucker punches" "puts a chokehold on" "crane kicks"
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enabled: 1
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<attacks>
action: thwaps smacks whacks whaps whips thwacks bashes boots headbutts bitchslaps punts bludgeons
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edited_by: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
edited_on: 1502328662.77456
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
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owner: pragma_
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type: text
<autoshit>
action: the portability whore that is GNU autoconf/automake/configure/aclocal/libtool/sh/m4 messes that are NOT portable
created_on: 1104954897
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1489612028.26323
owner: PoppaVic
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<autotools>
action: http://sources.redhat.com/autobook/
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 3
ref_user: veronica_
type: text
<awaken>
action: /call unignore .* $args
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
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<away>
action: /say Away messages suck: http://sackheads.org/~bnaylor/spew/away_msgs.html
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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owner: Shadewalker
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<aye>
action: { $yes{$nick} = 1; delete $no{$nick}; "" }
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2-test
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persist-key: prag-poll
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<babelbuster>
action: /call c2eng
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owner: pragma-
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<badcode>
action: http://www.exmsft.com/~hanss/badcode.htm
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1413567559.00057
owner: pragma_
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<bar>
action: /say bar
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<base>
action: /code zsh function foo() { for i; do print -f "[%s]: '%s' - %s - %s - 0x%02x - %s\n" "$i" "$(print -f '%q' ${(#)$((i % 256))} | tr -d $'\'$')" "$(([#10] i))" "${$(([#8] i))//8\#/0}" "$i" "${$(([#2] i))//2\#/0b}"; done; }; foo $(<<<"$@" sed -r 's/\b[^ :]+: //g')
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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<bash>
action: /call cc -lang=bash
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edited_on: 1421503886.02778
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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owner: pragma_
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<basic>
action: /call cc -lang=freebasic
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1505609554.01568
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 0
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ref_user: doppel!~chatzilla@ip70-170-42-83.lv.lv.cox.net
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<bastard>
action: /call insult
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enabled: 1
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rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<batsh>
action: /code sh echo "/say Holy shell command, Batman! Look at this: $($args)"
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edited_on: 1505202466.78092
enabled: 1
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type: text
<baz>
action: /say baz
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<bc>
action: /call cc -lang=bc
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1504581836.58395
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type: text
<be>
action: /call 8ball
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type: text
<beat>
action: /call hit
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enabled: 1
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owner: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
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type: text
<beer>
action: a#1&1\1b76543210
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edited_by: Maxdamantus!~Maxdamant@2001:470:f078::dead:beef:cafe
edited_on: 1400737180.91276
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1515971301.02792
owner: dooky
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: meth!~meth@unaffiliated/meth
type: text
<berate>
action: /call insult
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1508086059.95107
owner: kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802
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<best>
action: /say If you need to know what the 'best' X is, you need to define what it means to be a 'good' X.
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type: text
<bf>
action: /call cc -lang=bf
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516657641.21815
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
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<big>
action: /code zsh print -nr - "$*" | sed $'y/abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz<>\"\'/ＡＢＣＤＥＦＧＨＩＪＫＬＭＮＯＰＱＲＳＴＵＶＷＸＹＺ＜＞＂＇/;y/ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ<>"\'/ＡＢＣＤＥＦＧＨＩＪＫＬＭＮＯＰＱＲＳＴＵＶＷＸＹＺ＜＞＂＇/' | sed 's/ /  /g'
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516743988.84257
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<bigr>
action: /call recall $args | { sed s/^.*?> (\\S+:\\s*)?// } | { big }
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edited_by: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
edited_on: 1516557970.64375
enabled: 1
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<bitch>
action: /call insult
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<bite>
action: /me bites $args. $flavor!
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<bites>
action: /call hugs
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<blamethecompiler>
action: a common disease mostly contracted by beginning programmers. There is no known cure except that over time, outbreaks will occur with less and less frequency.
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<bodily_action>
action: vomits sneezes coughs snores yawns
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<body_action>
action: snorts coughs sneezes snores chokes spasms "cracks its neck" "scratches its butt"
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<body_part>
action: arm hand head foot leg face ass ear nose neck "left buttock" nuts back gallbladder "right eye" perineum shin knee ankle elbow toe pinky "small finger" thumb nostril liver kidney heart chest boob stomach gut wrist shoulder thigh hip waist
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<boing>
action: /call bounce
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<bookorder>
action: SICP -> I2A -> TAOCP -> APUE
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<boop>
action: /call __boop $args | {me}
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<booty.*>
action: me wiggles her butt.
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<bot_reply>
action: "Bot? Where?" "We can't stop here, this is bot country!" "Who's a bot?"
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<botsnack>
action: /me $eat_adverbs $eat_actions its $flavor_maybe:lc$snacks.
action_with_args: /me gives $args a $sizes $snacks.
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<bottom_up>
action: http://www.paulgraham.com/progbot.html
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<bounce>
action: /me bounces around.
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<british>
action: http://www.effingpot.com/
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<burn>
action: /me burns down the $args.
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<burrito_type>
action: chicken steak bean
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<but>
action: /call 8ball
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<bye>
action: /say $bye_words, $nick
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<bye!>
action: /say Excellently observed, $nick, but let us cultivate our garden.
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<bye_words>
action: Bye Later Adios Good-bye Sayonara Bye-bye "See you later"
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<byte1>
action: 1
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<byte16>
action: $byte8$byte8
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last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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<byte2>
action: $byte1$byte1
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<byte32>
action: $byte16$byte16
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<byte4>
action: $byte2$byte2
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<byte64>
action: $byte32$byte32
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<byte8>
action: $byte4$byte4
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<c>
action: /call cc -lang=c11
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<c.char>
action: tristate: it's the only integral type suffering 3 states: signed, unsigned, and "char". The latter is platform and compiler discretionary. char is the smallest-addressable-unit, and ALWAYS sizeof==1. Are.You.Having.Fun.Yet
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<c10k>
action: the c10k problem, see http://www.kegel.com/c10k.html
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<c11std>
action: c11std.pl
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<c2english>
action: c2english.pl
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<c99std>
action: c99std.pl
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nooverride: 1
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<cLawyer>
action: The New Hacker's Dictionary defines a language lawyer as "a person who will show you the five sentences scattered through a 200-plus-page manual that together imply the answer to your question 'if only you had thought to look there.'"
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<caio>
action: /call bye
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<cake_type>
action: carrot lemon chocolate vanilla "rainbow sprinkles" "red velvet" cheese tomato
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<calc>
action: /call math
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<call>
action: /call $args
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<callgraph>
action: /say Generating a potential call graph from an RTL dump: http://www.gson.org/egypt/
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<calvinandhobbes>
action: http://progressiveboink.com/archive/calvinhobbes.htm
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<castvoidp>
action: /say Don't cast (void *) to (T *).
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<cbad>
action: /call size
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<cc>
action: /call compiler {"nick":"$nick:json","channel":"$channel:json","code":"$args:json"}
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<cc2>
action: /call codepad $nick
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<cdecl>
action: cdecl.pl
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<cereal_type>
action: "Lucky Charms" "Honey Nut Cheerios" "Cinnamon Toast Crunch" "Raisin Bran" "Corn Flakes" "Trix" "Rice Krispies" "Sugar Puffs"
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edited_by: marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo
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<cfact>
action: getcfact.pl
add_nick: 1
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last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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nooverride: 1
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<cgisock>
action: See http://www.cyberspace.org/~pfv/libcgisock.html for a nifty little module for the Apache Web Server that allows a browser to connect to programs already loading and running on remote systems via the ubiquitous Unix-Socket.
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<ch>
action: /call spinach choose
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<chain_relatives>
action: $relatives $relatives $relatives "$relatives's $chain_relatives" "$relatives's $chain_relatives"
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enabled: 1
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<change>
action: /call factchange
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<changelist>
action: http://code.google.com/p/pbot2-pl/source/list
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<changes>
action: /say My changelist: https://github.com/pragma-/pbot/commits/master
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<charset>
action: a set of characters. http://www.cs.tut.fi/~jkorpela/chars.html
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<chase>
action: /call enter
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<check>
action: /say Checking $args: $check_result
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<check_result>
action: [PASS] [PASS] [PASS] [FAIL] [FAIL] [PANIC] [MOO]
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<cheph>
action: /say 'Cum hoc, ergo propter hoc': the logical fallacy of assuming that correlation implies causality.
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<chess>
action: /call chessmove
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<chess_location>
action: "that square over there" $letters-$positive_digits
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<chess_move>
action: "/say I see your move and counter with $chess_piece to $chess_location." "/say Damn it, I am such a $idiots. I concede. You win." "/say Ha! You have left your $chess_piece exposed! Victory is immenient! I move my $chess_piece to $chess_location." "/say Nice move. My $chess_piece is vulnerable. But wait! I move $chess_piece to $chess_location."
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<chess_piece>
action: knight pawn rook bishop queen king horsey
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<chessmove>
action: $chess_move
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action: /call enter
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<close>
action: /say You close the $args.
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action: /me whacks $args with a $sizes $colors cluebat.
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<cman>
action: /code perl my @libs = (@ARGV, qw/ c-2.26.90 /); my @funcs = keys %{{ map { $_ => 1; } map { s|^.*\sT\s*(.*)$|$1| && $_ if /\bT\s[^_]/m; } map { split /\n/, `nm -D $_`; } map { s|^.*$|/lib64/lib$&.so|r; } @libs }}; print "/say $funcs[int rand @funcs]";
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<cocknana>
action: /call covfefe
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<cocknana_ingredient>
action: condom "$fruit-flavored K&Y jelly" banana "$fruit-flavored condom" butt-plug cock-ring "$stroker_type stroker" "prostate massage kit" "$stroker_type pump" "power glide gel"
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action: /say Code::Blocks is a fairly popular IDE for C and C++ development. Some folks beef that it has been distributing nightly builds and not releasing stable ones for quite some time now, others like it for this very fact. http://codeblocks.org
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<coffee>
action: /me brews up a $flavor cup of $coffee_type $0 for $args $starbucks_extras
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<coffee_ingredient>
action: $cake_type $muffin_type $cookie_type hazelnut marshmallow caramel "whipped cream" black "French vanilla" fudge mocha
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<coffee_type>
action: $$0_ingredient $$0_ingredient "$$0_ingredient $$0_ingredient"
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<coin>
action: /me flips a coin, it lands on $coin_side
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<coin_side>
action: heads tails heads tails heads tails heads tails "its edge" $randomnick "the ground"
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<colors>
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action: /me comforts $args with a $item
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<comforting_action>
action: "subjects $args to scaphism" "hugs $args" "pours diesel all over $args's face"
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<comparch>
action: http://dept-info.labri.fr/~strandh/Teaching/AMP/Common/Strandh-Tutorial/Dir.html
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<comparefloat>
action: /say How to compare floats: http://randomascii.wordpress.com/2012/02/25/comparing-floating-point-numbers-2012-edition/ -- More information about floats: http://randomascii.wordpress.com/2012/09/09/game-developer-magazine-floating-point/ and http://docs.sun.com/source/806-3568/ncg_goldberg.html
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<compilable>
action: /say Please paste a *compilable* test-case that exhibits your symptoms. If the code is incomplete, we cannot discount potential errors or undefined behavior elsewhere in your code, nor can we use our tools to debug. Please do not waste our time this way.
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<compile>
action: /call cc
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<compliment>
action: compliment
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<condiment>
action: salt vinegar lemon pepper honey onion garlic mustard chilli relish mayonnaise sauerkraut ketchup peanut-butter nacho-cheese
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<consort>
action: /say $arg[0] has been known to consort $arg[1:] (consort id $digits$digits$digits$digits$digits)
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<controlstack>
action: http://www.answers.com/topic/call-stack
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<cookie>
action: /call botsnack
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<cookie_type>
action: chocolate chocolate-chip molasses "macademia nut" oreo oatmeal
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<covfefe>
action: /call coffee
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<covfefe_ingredient>
action: /call coffee_ingredient
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<cpu>
action: http://webster.cs.ucr.edu/AoA/Windows/HTML/CPUArchitecturea3.html
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<cross>
action: /call enter
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<cruelty>
action: /say Dijkstra - on the Cruelty of Really Teaching Computer Science: http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/EWD/ewd10xx/EWD1036.PDF
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<crush>
action: /call fight
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<cs>
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<csv>
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<ct>
action: /call compiler_test $nick $channel
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<cunt>
action: /call insult $args
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<curse>
action: /call compliment
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owner: pragma_
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<curses>
action: /call fuck
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<cursive>
action: /code bash printf '%s' "$*" | sed "y/$(printf '%s' {a..z} {A..Z})/𝓪𝓫𝓬𝓭𝓮𝓯𝓰𝓱𝓲𝓳𝓴𝓵𝓶𝓷𝓸𝓹𝓺𝓻𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓿𝔀𝔁𝔂𝔃𝓐𝓑𝓒𝓓𝓔𝓕𝓖𝓗𝓘𝓙𝓚𝓛𝓜𝓝𝓞𝓟𝓠𝓡𝓢𝓣𝓤𝓥𝓦𝓧𝓨𝓩/"
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<cya>
action: /call bye
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<d>
action: /call define
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<dads>
action: http://www.nist.gov/dads
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<daehateperl>
action: /say DAE hate Perl? So somebody saw some joke code about Perl one-liners being a mix of nonsensical punctuation and now they think all Perl code is like that? It's like if they went to IOCCC and then started being extremely vocal about how all C code is like IOCCC. LEL.
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<dammit>
action: /call insult $nick
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<damnit>
action: /call insult $nick
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<dance>
action: /me $dances.
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owner: pragma_
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<dances>
action: "does a slow Fandango" "dances an Irish jig" "does the bunny hop" "does the Macarena" "does the robot" "shakes it like a Polaroid picture" "Charlestons furiously"
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<databases>
action: http://www.iso-9899.info/candide/dict_databases.txt
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<date>
action: /call sh date
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<ddd>
action: a graphical front end to gdb and other debuggers (http://www.gnu.org/software/ddd/)
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<debugging>
action: /say Debugging starts with throwing out your assumptions.
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<decide>
action: /call echo Deciding if &{sed s/if // $args}: [ $result ] | {sed s/\[ (.*) \]/[$1]/}
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<decp>
action: /code perl use bytes;my$_a="@ARGV";$_a=~s/(.)/sprintf('%s%d ',$1,ord($1))/ge;print$_a
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<def>
action: $foo
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<define>
action: /call dict
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<delay>
action: under construction
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<describe>
action: /call explain
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<dice>
action: /call roll
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<dick>
action: /call kick
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<dict>
action: dict.org.pl
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<dictionaries>
action: /say I have several dictionaries: dict [DICT protocol, supports multiple dictionaries using -d option; see databases factoid]; gdict [google define:<term> search]; udict [urban dictionary website]; foldoc [aliased to dict -d foldoc]; websters [aliased to dict -d web1913]; wdict [Wikipedia search (case-sensitive and finicky)]
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<did>
action: /call 8ball
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<digits>
action: "0" 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
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<ding>
action: /code zsh repeat 10 print $'\a'
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<dinner>
action: /call coffee
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<dinner_ingredient>
action: pie cake steak "mashed potatoes" turkey
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<distance>
action: /call levenshtein
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<div0>
action: http://fun.drno.de/pics/english/divided_by_zero.jpg
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<documentation>
action: http://www.faqs.org/docs/artu/ch18s02.html
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<does>
action: /call 8ball
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<doesntwork>
action: /say "It doesn't work!" is not very informative for the people trying to help you. Please describe what you think may be wrong, what results you expected to get and what instead actually happens. Pasting a compilable test-case and/or compiler messages to http://ideone.com/ may be helpful.
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<doppel-spongebob>
action: /code c11 for (int i = 1; i < argc; ++i) { for (int j = 0; argv[i][j]; ++j) { putchar(j % 2 ? tolower(argv[i][j]) : toupper(argv[i][j])); } putchar(' '); }
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<dorp>
action: /say dorp was $rightwrong
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<doxygen>
action: an automated documentation system: http://www.doxygen.org/
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<dp>
action: /call kpenify $args efioseifjsoe &{ define $args }
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<dragonbook>
action: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Book
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<drink>
action: /call eat
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<drink_ingredient>
action: /call coffee_ingredient
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<drinks>
action: coffee coffee coffee tea
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<drive>
action: /call enter
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<driven-development>
action: http://www.scottberkun.com/blog/2007/asshole-driven-development/
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<drop>
action: /say You drop the $args.
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<duffgrams>
action: http://www.iq0.com/duffgram/index.html
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<duffing>
action: writing code from top to bottom, as opposed to horizontally. See http://iq0.com/notes/deep.nesting.html
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<e>
action: /call east
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<east>
action: /say $rpg_ans
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<eat>
action: $rpg_eat_actions
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<eat_actions>
action: gobbles snarfs munches inhales "wolfs down" ingests annihilates devours consumes
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<eat_adverbs>
action: daintily hungrily messily greedily enthusiastically partially wantonly excitedly bashfully timidly
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<echo>
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<edk_snacks>
action: "irn bru" "sautéed haggis" "haggis in an irn bru broth" "deep fried mars bars"
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<edksnack>
action: /me $eat_adverbs feeds edk $edk_snacks.
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<eggnog>
action: /call coffee
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<eggnog_ingredient>
action: egg nutmeg sugar "pink sludge"
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<egypt>
action: /call callgraph
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<ejacalit>
action: /say $args: $ejacalit_action
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<ejacalit_action>
action: "What's that stain on your shirt?" "Uh, I think you might want to look down." "Have you ever considered cleaning up afterwards?" "Hey buddy, you got a damp spot." "Did you spill something or are you just happy to see me?"
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<ejaculate>
action: /call ejacalit
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action: /code perl print map { /[AEIOUaeiou]/ ? $_ x (1 + int rand 5) : $_ } split //, join " ", @ARGV
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action: /call echo You $0 the $args. &{north}
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action: a program which applies the appropriate transformation to a patch or set of patches, depending on what you intend to accomplish.
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action: /call hugs
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<faces>
action: :) ;) :o >:) :p :P~ :D ;-D :^) =^.^= >:O o_O
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<false>
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<feeds>
action: /call hugs
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<ff>
action: a b d / / / df
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<ffi>
action: Foreign Function Interface
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<fhs>
action: http://www.redhat.com/docs/manuals/linux/RHL-9-Manual/ref-guide/s1-filesystem-fhs.html
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action: /call hit
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<filter>
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<find>
action: /call factfind
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<fine>
action: /call 8ball
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<fino>
action: /call info
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<fish>
action: /call hit
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<fite>
action: /call fight
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<flavor>
action: yummy yucky emetic rancid delicious sublime piquant delectable foul stochastic $colors yummy delicious delectable sublime yummy delicious delectable sublime rheopectic hygroscopic cubic water-powered edible inedible indelible deadly geometric never-ending activated smokey "a cappella" coal-fired hoppy smooth creamy dark oscillating unstable infinite sun-dried perfect precise earthy chocolatey fruity malignant soft delicious sublime transcendent idealized yummy scrumptious wonderful excellent acceptable delicious sublime yummy scrumptious wonderful delicious sublime yummy scrumptious wonderful delicious sublime yummy scrumptious wonderful furry
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<flavor_maybe>
action: "$flavor:lc " "$flavor:lc " "$flavor:lc " "" ""
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<flee>
action: /say You panick and attempt to flee. $rpg_flee_action
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<flip>
action: /code bash echo "$@" | grep -P '^\S+:' | awk -F'[:]' '{print $1":"}'; echo "$@" | sed 's/^[^[:space:]]*://' | rev | sed $'y/zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbaZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA`~_+=-0987654321{}|\][;\'.,<>?()/zʎxʍʌnʇsɹbdouɯlʞɾıɥƃɟǝpɔqɐZ⅄XWɅ∩⊥SᴚΌԀOᴎWꞀ⋊ſIH⅁ℲƎ◖Ↄ𐐒∀`~‾+=-0987654321}}|\[]؛,˙\'><¿)(/'
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<flipper>
action: /call recall $args | { sed s/^.*?> //i } | { flip }
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<floating>
action: /say What everybody should know about floating-point arithmetic: http://docs.oracle.com/cd/E19957-01/806-3568/ncg_goldberg.html and http://randomascii.wordpress.com/2012/09/09/game-developer-magazine-floating-point/
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<fly>
action: /call enter
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<fo>
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<fofo>
action: /code perl map { print } grep { !m/:/ } sprintf "%s ","$_" for "
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<foobarbaz>
action: foo bar baz
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<for>
action: /call 8ball
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<ford>
action: /call enter
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<forgot>
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<fp>
action: /me facepalms.
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<frowns>
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<fruit>
action: apple cherry pumpkin plum lemon strawberry banana
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<fry>
action: /me fries up $args. $flavor:ucfirst!
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<fuckwad>
action: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Greater_Internet_Fuckwad_Theory.png
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<funcpointers>
action: http://www.function-pointer.org/
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<functionpointer>
action: http://www.function-pointer.org
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<g>
action: /call google
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<g++>
action: /call cc -lang=cpp
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<gas-notes>
action: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs.cmu.edu/academic/class/15213-s00/doc/gas-notes.txt
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<gcc>
action: /call cc
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<gcc-macros>
action: http://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/cpp/Common-Predefined-Macros.html
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<gcchacks>
action: http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/linux/library/l-gcc-hacks/
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<gdb>
action: /say GDB website: http://www.gnu.org/software/gdb/ - GDB Manual: http://sourceware.org/gdb/current/onlinedocs/gdb/
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<gdefine>
action: gdefine.pl
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<gdict>
action: /call gdefine
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<get>
action: /call take
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<ghi>
action: $animals
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<giggity>
action: /say giggity giggity
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<give>
action: /say You give the $arg[1:] to $arg[0].
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<gives>
action: /call saythanks
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<gj>
action: /call 8ball
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<glares>
action: /call hugs
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<gnu>
action: /call google site:gnu.org
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<gnumake>
action: http://www.gnu.org/software/make/manual/make.pdf
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<go>
action: /call cc -lang=go
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<goddammit>
action: /call insult $nick
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<goddamnit>
action: /call insult $nick
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<goldberg>
action: http://download.oracle.com/docs/cd/E19957-01/806-3568/ncg_goldberg.html
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enabled: 1
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owner: PoppaVic
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<good>
action: /call 8ball
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<good-bye>
action: /call bye
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<good\s+girl>
action: me wags her tail happily.
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<goodbye>
action: /call bye
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<goodjob>
action: /say Thank you, master.
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<google>
action: /call google_search $nick
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enabled: 1
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<google_search>
action: g.pl
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enabled: 1
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modulelauncher_subpattern: s/(\S+)\\ /$1 /
nooverride: 1
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<gp>
action: /call google $args | { sed s/$args/penis/Pig }
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edited_on: 1512954190.26167
enabled: 1
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<greenspun>
action: /say Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: "Any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad-hoc, informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp."
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<greet>
action: /call hi
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma-
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<grot>
action: /say <grot> I remember the relief of waking up one morning (sane) in a hospital bed, after a night of terror after smoking cannbis, having freaked out completely and developed symptoms that went beyond ordinary panic attacks
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<gspy>
action: gspy.pl
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nooverride: 1
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<gtop10>
action: gtop10.pl
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<gtop15>
action: gtop15.pl
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nooverride: 1
owner: pragma_
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<guesscoding>
action: the act of trying to write code without learning the language, or to use a library without reading the documentation. How guesscoders even get anything done is anyone's guess.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: awsumpwner27
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owner: Tefaj
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<gut>
action: /call get
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<gw>
action: /say "Given..Want": What do you have to work with? What's the desired goal? Between them is the resulting Process. Now ask yourself: WHY am I doing this? Why THIS way?
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: mhi^
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<hack>
action: /say hack the planet!
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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<haha>
action: /call 8ball
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enabled: 1
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<halp>
action: /code c11 char *w[]={"eat","drink","sleep","code","poop","boble bath",NULL},*k;srand(time(NULL));size_t n=0;while(w[n]){if((rand()/(float)RAND_MAX)<=(1.0/(n+1)))k=w[n];n++;}puts(k)
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<hammertime>
action: /say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
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<hands>
action: /call gives
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enabled: 1
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<happy\s+new\s+year>
action: say Happy New Year, $nick!
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enabled: 1
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type: regex
<has>
action: /call 8ball
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma_
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type: text
<hash>
action: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hashtable
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owner: pragma_
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<haskell>
action: /call cc -lang=haskell
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edited_on: 1428671499.02081
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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owner: pragma-
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type: text
<hates>
action: /call hugs
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enabled: 1
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<headon>
action: /me applies Head-On directly to $arg[0]'s forehead. $arg[0] has become enlightened.
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enabled: 1
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<heal>
action: /call eat
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type: text
<heh>
action: /call 8ball
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enabled: 1
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<hello>
action: /call hi
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<help>
action: /say To learn all about me, see http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Candide
action_with_args: /say To learn all about $args, see http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Candide#$args
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: [r]
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owner: NeverDream
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type: text
<herring>
action: a vicious species, loyal only to Baughn. Attempts to wrest control of the Herring Hordes can result in consequences similar to http://fukung.net/v/2833/15cod.jpg .
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enabled: 1
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<hex>
action: /code c11 for (int i = 1; i < argc; i++) for (size_t j = 0; j < strlen(argv[i]) - 1; j++) printf("0x%x ", argv[i][j]);
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edited_by: cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau
edited_on: 1512333373.75758
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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owner: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
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<hexb>
action: /code zsh print -nr - ${$(printf "%s" '$args' | tr -d '[ \t]')// /} | od -tx1 | sed 's/^[0-9]* //;$ d;s/^/ /;s/ /\\x/g;s/^ //'
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edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1512499808.58538
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1512941595.25601
owner: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
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type: text
<hexc>
action: /code zsh print -nr - ${$(printf "%s" '$args' | tr -d '[ \t]')// /} | od -tx1 | sed 's/^[0-9]* //;$ d;s/^/ /;s/ /\\x/g;s/\\/ 0/g;s/^ //'
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edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1512499815.22175
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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<hexcat>
action: /code zsh print "/say "; cat "$@" | od -tx1 | sed 's/^[0-9]* //;$ d;s/^/ /;s/ /\\x/g;s/\\/ 0/g;s/^ //' | perl -pe 's/$/ / if not eof; chomp'
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<hexp>
action: /code perl use bytes;my$_a="@ARGV";$_a=~s/(.)/sprintf('%s%X ',$1,ord($1))/ge;print$_a
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<hey>
action: /call hi
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<hi>
action: /say $hi_phrases, $args
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<hi_phrases>
action: "Well, hello there" "Hi there" "Hey, whats up" Hola Hi Hello "Que pasa" "How are you doing" "How's it going"
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<hint>
action: /call cjeopardy_hint_module $nick $channel
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noembed: 1
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<hit>
action: /code perl $_r = ""; if ("$nick" eq "atk") { $_r = q{$rpg_crit_fail}; } elsif ("$args" eq "atk") { $_r = q{$rpg_crit}; } else { $_r = q{$rpg_swing}; } $_r =~ s{^/say}{}; print $_r;
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<hits>
action: /call hugs
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<hola>
action: /call hi
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<holds>
action: /call hug
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<homework>
action: /say We can help with homework, as long as it's within the spirit of the assignment. We won't do it for you, though. Ask questions such as "Why is it that ... ?" rather than "Show me how to ..."
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<horoscope>
action: horoscope
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<horrorscope>
action: horrorscope
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<hostile>
action: http://web.archive.org/web/20050425085922/http://www.iscblog.info/blog/display/32
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<house>
action: /say What you're attempting is akin to an apprentence carpenter attempting to construct an entire house without having learned how to measure. In other words, there will be a lot of holes -- if the entire contraption doesn't fall apart completely.
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<how>
action: /say $nick: $how_answers
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<how_answers>
action: "I don't know." "If you investigate a $sizes amount further, you can figure it out." "Are you thinking clearly?" "Are you sure you're not a $sizes $idiots?" "Read the $manuals:global, you $sizes $idiots."
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last_referenced_in: masoudd
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<howto>
action: /say http://samizdat.mines.edu/howto/HowToBeAProgrammer.html
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<htdp>
action: /say How to Design Programs: http://www.htdp.org/
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<hug>
action: /me hugs $args
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<hugs>
action: /me $hugs_responses $nick
action_with_args: /me $hugs_responses $nick
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type: text
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<hugs_responses>
action: tickles "winks at" "blushes at" "bats its eyes at" hugs kisses slaps "frowns at" "wiggles its butt at"
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<hump>
action: /call hugs
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<humps>
action: /call hugs
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last_referenced_on: 1492846853.20386
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<hush>
action: /me blushes and goes quiet for now.
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last_referenced_on: 1507109233.77443
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<i2a>
action: Introduction to Algorithms - http://highered.mcgraw-hill.com/sites/0070131511/
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last_referenced_in: mhi^
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<ia>
action: /say Your inner animal is a $sizes $animal_adjectives $animal_types, $args.
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<iceman>
action: /say There are two types of people in this world: http://i.imgur.com/zSEBf2R.mp4
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<icicle-binfmt>
action: rudimentary program loader with system libraries included. See: https://github.com/cheery/icicle-binfmt See Also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loader_(computing)
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type: text
<ide>
action: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_integrated_development_environments
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last_referenced_on: 1506438966.81456
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ref_user: gl!~x@pwn.lu
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<ideone>
action: ideone.pl
created_on: 1272176604
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nooverride: 1
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<ideonetext>
action: http://i.imgur.com/9qp5UiU.gif
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<idiots>
action: moron knucklehead dolt half-wit retard idiot chowderhead idiot
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<ignorwang>
action: /call _ignorwang $args   | {me}
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<ikr>
action: /call 8ball
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<ilmm>
action: /say I love my mother. Her behaviour is well defined.
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<imbibe>
action: /call quaff
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<imbue>
action: /call lather
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<imdb>
action: /call google 1 site:imdb.com $args
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<infix>
action: /call rpn_module infix
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<info>
action: /call factinfo
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<inslut>
action: /call insult
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<install>
action: /call factadd
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<insult>
action: insult.pl
created_on: 1236819209
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<insults>
action: "your mum circulates like a public key, servicing more requests than HTTP." "if your mom was a collection class, her insert method would be public." "you're so lame you could encode mp3's." "keep trying; fizzbuzz isn't that hard." "what do you and structs have in common? No class." "your code is so wretched the cache invalidates as it loads it."
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<integer>
action: http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Integer
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type: text
<intelmanuals>
action: http://developer.intel.com/products/processor/manuals/index.htm
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<intrigue>
action: /say suddenly, you are out of mana... -a dogo starts barking softly in the distance. you can only watch, helplessly, as $args deftly moves in for the kill; hands like lightning, gently, yet firmly, as if channeling the spirit of multiple lumberjacks, starts passionately, decisively, kneading $randomnick...
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<investigate>
action: /say You investigate the $args. The $args appears to be a $sizes $idiots!
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<is>
action: /call 8ball
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<it\s+works>
action: works
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type: regex
<item>
action: rock porcupine banana sock supernova balloon bathyscape
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enabled: 1
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<itsatrap>
action: http://www.dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/90000/2000/700/92768/92768.strip.sunday.gif
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<itworks>
action: /call works
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last_referenced_on: 1516784655.04061
owner: pragma_
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type: text
<izabera>
action: bestgirl
created_on: 1514406384.94698
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1514406403.8236
owner: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
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<j>
action: /call spinach join
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edited_on: 1517171545.14023
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##spinach
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<japan>
action: /code perl for(@args){$_t=$_;s/the/da/gi;s/p/pu/i;s/[ae]r/ah/gi;s/l/r/gi;s/([dkg])([^a-z]*$)$/$1u$2/gi;s/th/d/gi;s/ore/aw/gi;s/([vw][ei]+[^r])/$1r/gi;s/cce/kushu/gi;s/cc/ss/gi;s/(f|d)([^a-z]?)$/$1a$2/gi;s/(?<!g)re/ru/gi;s/([nrt])([^a-z]?)$/$1o$2/gi;s/orta/tur/gi;s/is/isu/gi;s/ow/aw/gi;s/^f(?=[^r])/fr/gi;s/(?<=\S\S\S)to$/tosaki/gi;s/augh/aff/gi;s/es/o/gi;s/^co/ko/i;s/awa/arra/gi;if($_t=~/.[A-Z]/){$_=uc$_}if($_t=~/^[A-Z]/){s/(^.)/\U$1/;}print$_," "}
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s/.*//code: perl print"/say
type: text
<japanold>
action: {"/say ". join " ", map {s/l/r/gr} map { s/(?<=[aeiou])s(?=[ \!\,\.?])/tsu/gr; } map { s/g?(h+)(?=[\!\,\.?])/\1uro/gr; } map { s/l+(?=[ \!\,\.?])/rru/gr; } map { s/l(?=[^ \!\,\.?])/r/gr; } map { s/(?<![ \!\?\,\.aeiouy])([srpgt]+)(?=[ \.\!\?\,])/\1u/gr; } map { s/(?<=[ \!\?\,\.aeiouy])([dzmtnr]+)(?=[ \.\!\?\,])/\1o/gr; } map { s/c+([ee])/kush\1/gr;} map { s/c+([aeiou])/k\1/gr; } lc join " ", @args}
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<japanshit>
action: /code perl no warnings; my $_i_=0; my (@_words_,@_text_) = (((-e $ARGV[0])?(<>):@ARGV),qw//); my %_h_; my $_ph_={knead=>[]}; for (@_words_) { if (s/[^[:alnum:]]//p) { my $_w_=${^PREMATCH}.${^POSTMATCH}; $_ph_->{$_w_}->[0]=-(length(${^POSTMATCH})-length($_w_)); $_ph_->{$_w_}->[1]=${^MATCH}; } } map { my $_j_=[uc $_ ^ $_, length($_)]; $_text_[$_i_]=$_; my $_w_=$_; $_text_[$_i_]=~s/([aeiou]+)c*k\b/$1kusaki/gi; $_text_[$_i_]=~s/l+(?=\b)/rru/gi; $_text_[$_i_]=~s/l(?=\B)/r/gi; $_text_[$_i_]=~s/(?<![\baeiouy])([sfrpgt]+)(?=\b)/$1u/gi; $_text_[$_i_]=~s/(?<=[\baeiouy])([dpfzmtnrg]+)(?=\b)/$1o/gi; $_text_[$_i_]=~s/(?<=[\baeiouy])([dpt]+)o+\b/$1osaki/gi; $_text_[$_i_]=~s/(?<=[\baeiouy])([dpt]+)o+\b/$1saki/gi; $_text_[$_i_]=~s/c+([ie]+)/kush$1/gi; $_text_[$_i_]=~s/c+([aeiou])/k$1/gi; $_text_[$_i_]=~s/([ld]+)o\b/$1u/gi; $_text_[$_i_]=~s/[lr]+e\b/uru/gi; $_text_[$_i_]=~s/f([aeiou]+)/fr$1/g; $_text_[$_i_]=~s/th/doru/gi; $_text_[$_i_]=~s/ch(r+|)/kur/gi; $_text_[$_i_]=~s/doru[aeiou]+/da/gi; $_ph_->{$_text_[$_i_]}=[]; $_ph_->{$_text_[$_i_]}->[0]=$_ph_->{$_w_}->[0]; $_ph_->{$_text_[$_i_]}->[1]=$_ph_->{$_w_}->[1]; $_h_{$_text_[$_i_++]}=$_j_; } @_words_; for (0 .. (scalar @_text_ - 1)) { my $_j_=$_h_{$_text_[$_]}; $_text_[$_]=uc $_text_[$_] | $_j_->[0] . substr($_j_->[0],-1) x (length($_text_[$_])-$_j_->[1]) } map { my ($_w_,$_r_)=($_,\$_); my @_char_=($_ph_->{$_w_}->[1] // "", $_ph_->{$_w_}->[0] // 1); substr($$_r_,$_char_[1])=$_char_[0].substr($$_r_,$_char_[1]); } @_text_ ; print join " ",@_text_
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<jargon>
action: /call dict -d jargon
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<java>
action: /call cc -lang=java
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<javabad>
action: /call size
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<javaschools>
action: http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/ThePerilsofJavaSchools.html
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<join>
action: /join $args
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<joke>
action: /call cc if (strcmp("$args", "$nick")) puts("$args:"); char joke[420]; fgets(joke, sizeof joke, stdin); puts(joke);
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<jpee>
action: /code perl use bytes; my @_a=map{ord($_)-ord(uc($_))}split('',join(' ',@ARGV)); my ($_i,$_x) = (0,lc(shift @ARGV//'a')); print '/say'; print s/$_x/' '.join('',map{chr(ord(uc($_))+($_a[$_i++]?$_a[$_i]:0))}split('','penis'))/reggi for @ARGV
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<jpenis2>
action: /code bash -c $'\x6c\x6f\x6c\x28\x29\x20\x7b\x20\x3c\x3c\x3c\x22\x24\x2a\x22\x20\x73\x65\x64\x20\x2d\x72\x20\x22\x73\x2f\x28\x24\x30\x29\x2f\x70\x65\x6e\x69\x73\x2f\x67\x69\x22\x3b\x20\x7d\x3b\x20\x6c\x6f\x6c\x20\x22\x24\x40\x22' _ "$@"
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<jpr>
action: /call recall $args | {sed s/^.*?> (\\S+:\\s*)?//} | {japan}
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<js>
action: /call cc -lang=javascript
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<jsed>
action: /code bash bash -c $'\x6c\x6f\x6c\x28\x29\x20\x7b\x20\x3c\x3c\x3c\x22\x24\x2a\x22\x20\x70\x65\x72\x6c\x20\x2d\x70\x65\x20\x22\x73\x2f\x5c\x51\x24\x28\x3c\x3c\x3c\x24\x30\x20\x20\x74\x72\x20\x2d\x64\x63\x20\x22\x5b\x3a\x61\x6c\x6e\x75\x6d\x3a\x5d\x22\x29\x5c\x45\x2f\x70\x65\x6e\x69\x73\x2f\x67\x69\x22\x3b\x20\x7d\x3b\x20\x6c\x6f\x6c\x20\x22\x24\x40\x22' "$@"
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<jump>
action: /me jumps out the window
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<jup>
action: /call urban $args |{jsed $args }
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<k_ingredient>
action: /call starbucks_ingredient
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<kate`>
action: Lasagnasian
created_on: 1177655583
enabled: 1
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owner: Baughn
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<kay>
action: gay for pay
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<kb>
action: /call ban $args | { kick $arg[0] }
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<kernelnewbies>
action: #kernelnewbies at irc.kernelnewbies.org (or irc.oftc.net).
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<kg_items>
action: erugate leucocythaemia fervency proparticipation varve-count Oktaha subsite yohimbinize griffin-beaked interfluent conniving riff-raff electrotypy psychopathic abbotric unpostulated doxographer hieroglypher vamos haquebut crozers cicisbeism Shing Light Umbilicaria overexertedly etymologically venography rhizopus ceratoglossal scolecid Ham pentine Lulu Ailssa Hamburger basale costliest Jaganmati Konstantine layover astricting senescent devalues viewiest non-Tartar preeliminated optometry Alamannian sunbaths gartering succourer Echinocactus phantomlike Nagyvrad nutritionally potwork ungossipy turned-down Doxantha entity Vercingetorix A1 chastity dampproofing distomes maharawal Ligustrum Anoplura electronegative raphia Teutono-persic subtwined invertile compassionately NISO Trachearia Anti-german disclout reconvey fancy-driven mortress ayins empowering nonsolidifying unhealthfully ivory-finished bircher drake astrophotometrical chuter Hinkel Alsace-Lorraine wide-said homoecious upprop tummals Summerside Row Emelin overintellectually unpastor phrynid Kittanning Cryptozoon disfigured wetherteg cedrela vencola Chartist hard-hitting anglewing kippage triggered prorhinal unenlightenment vile-born graft-hybridization hortensial mandril symploce nephros predeserve entomophytous ostracode preapproved peter-boat oxalyl xylotile rookus bloated ethnologer subcarbonaceous Borotno tenzon misbestows Scutum Herpetomonas napery sensorivasomotor n.d. uniseptate shell-shock murre garroter perfervor self-scrutiny deep-drunk galactosamine encomic swaggy plane-parallel Macedonian-persian nivellization Infield Sorilda sieved iworth anti-Darwinism aquas collarino uncontaminated retroperitoneally fuzzes east-country saunders demiluster flexuous restiaceous anagogical Dohnanyi behavioristic colopexotomy haruspex Scylla superfulfillment screenman coning retrogressiveness Farragut tornade huitain ever-friendly ambages underbid alpinism limbering winesop misact bedye encashed disbandm
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<kick>
action: /call k
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<kickass>
action: /me kicks $args's ass with a $weapon
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<kicks>
action: /call hugs
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<kill>
action: /call hit
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<kiss>
action: /me kisses $args
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<kisses>
action: /call hugs
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<kmkf>
action: /say Kate's Makefiles! You'll hate them! http://kmkf.elide.org/
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<knead_verbs>
action: "moaning passionately like a lumberjack" "making some toast and savagely eating it off their ass" "grunting like a troll" "unleashing their warm, sticky cauliflower of love" "reciting a beautiful japanese haiku" "slowly preparing to charge; finally, their horn, like some phallic symbol of potent virility, is the last thing seen as skulls collide leaving only candide and a bloody pile of goo"
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<kneads>
action: /call __boop | {me}
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<koohii>
action: /code perl no warnings; if (@ARGV < 2 or $ARGV[0] =~ /'s$/ or $ARGV[0] =~ /^(?:these|this|that|those)$/i) {$_t="/me brews up a $flavor cup of $coffee_type $0 for $args"}else{$_t="/me brews up a $flavor cup of $coffee_type $0 $args"}@args=split(/ /, $_t);for(@args){$t=$_;s/the/da/gi;s/p/pu/i;s/[ae]r/ah/gi;s/l/r/gi;s/([dkg])([^a-z]*$)$/$1u$2/gi;s/th/d/gi;s/ore/aw/gi;s/([vw][ei]+[^r])/$1r/gi;s/cce/kushu/gi;s/cc/ss/gi;s/(f|d)([^a-z]?)$/$1a$2/gi;s/(?<!g)re/ru/gi;s/([nrt])([^a-z]?)$/$1o$2/gi;s/orta/tur/gi;s/is/isu/gi;s/ow/aw/gi;s/^f(?=[^r])/fr/gi;s/uto$/utosaki/gi;s/es/o/gi;s/^co/ko/i;s/awa/arra/gi;if($t=~/.[A-Z]/){$_=uc$_}if($t=~/^[A-Z]/){s/(^.)/\U$1/;}print$_," "}
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<koohii_ingredient>
action: $coffee_ingredient
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<kpenify>
action: /code perl no warnings;my$_a="@ARGV";$_a=~s/\s*efioseifjsoe.*$//;my$_b="@ARGV";$_b=~s/^.*?efioseifjsoe\s*//;$_a=~s/(?:(?<=\s)|(?<=^))-(?!m)[[:alpha:]]+\s*\S+\s*//g;$_a=~s/(?:(?<=\s)|(?<=^))-m\w+//g;$_a=~s/(?:(?<=\s)|(?<=^))-m\s+\w+//g;$_a=~s/^\s*(.*?)\s*$/$1/g;$_b=~s|($_a)|$1=~/^[A-Z][^A-Z]/?"Penis":($1=~/^[A-Z]+$/?"PENIS":"penis")|gie;$_d=$_b;while($_d=~/(?:like(?:a| the| that| those)?|e.?g.?|example|instance|by(?: a| the| that| those| its)?|results in|such as|whose),?\s+(\w{3,})/g){$_c=$1;$_c=~s/(?<![aeiou])s$//;$_b=~s|($_c)|$1=~/^[A-Z][^A-Z]/?"Wang":($1=~/^[A-Z]+$/?"WANG":"wang")|gie;}$_b=~s|(peniss)|$1=~/^[A-Z][^A-Z]/?"Penises":($1=~/^[A-Z]+$/?"PENISES":"penises")|gie;$_b=~s|(penisd)|$1=~/^[A-Z][^A-Z]/?"Dicked":($1=~/^[A-Z]+$/?"DICKED":"dicked")|gie;$_b=~s,(big|huge|massive|small|tiny),$1=~/^[A-Z][^A-Z]/?"Engorged":($1=~/^[A-Z]+$/?"ENGORGED":"engorged"),gie;$_b=~s|(an)\s+(?=penis)|$1=~/^[[:upper:]]/?"A":"a"|gie;print$_b
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<ksh>
action: /call cc -lang=ksh
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<lag>
action: /call lagcheck
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<lart>
action: /me makes an attitude adjustment upside $args's head with the aid of a $lart_tool
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<lart_tool>
action: 2x4 knobkerry AK-47 flamethrower "tactical nuclear weapon"
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<later>
action: /call bye
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<latest>
action: /call top20 recent
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<lather>
action: /say You $adverbs $0 the $arg[0] $arg[1:]. $flavor:ucfirst!
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<lawl>
action: /call lol
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<lc>
action: /code bash echo ${*,,}
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<leak>
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<leftright>
action: left right ""
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<length>
action: /code perl print length "@ARGV"
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<letters>
action: A B C D E F
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action: $lick_responses
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action: "/me licks $args. $flavor:ucfirst!"
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<lick_responses>
action: "/say $nick: I'm not licking that!" $lick_action $lick_action $lick_action
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action: /call hugs
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action: /say Vill du bli fin, får du lida pin.
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action: /call hugs
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<line>
action: a sequence of characters terminated by a newline sequence ('\n' in C, CRLF in various Internet protocols).
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<lmgtfy>
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<look\s*up\s([^\s]+)>
action: man $1
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<looks>
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action: /say You loot the $args. You find $rpg_loot_thing.
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<lovequote>
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action: /call hugs
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<lower>
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action: /say Link-time optimization is a type of program optimization performed by a compiler to a program at link time. Link time optimization occurs in programming languages that compile programs on a file-by-file basis (such as C and Fortran), rather than all at once (such as Java).
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<lua>
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<luke>
action: http://www.destgulch.com/movies/luke/luke18.wav
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<lynch>
action: /say The crowd is mumbling. Pitchforks are starting to come out. Things are not looking good for $args.
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<magic>
action: /me dances, magic, dance!
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<make>
action: /say make: *** Don't know how to make `$args'. Stop.
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<makefile>
action: /call toolchain
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<makefiles>
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<man>
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<manpage>
action: /say Read the manual.
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<manual>
action: /me $attacks $args $rtfm_smack the $body_part with a $sizes $colors manual.
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<manuals>
action: book manual documentation
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<marco>
action: /say polo!
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<math>
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<me>
action: /me $args
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<milkshake>
action: /call coffee
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<milkshake_ingredient>
action: /call coffee_ingredient
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<mitletter>
action: http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/mitlettr.htm
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<moans>
action: /call hugs
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<mock>
action: /call sbrecall
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<modules>
action: /call list modules
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<moons>
action: /call hugs
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<moose>
action: /say goes oink
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<morning>
action: /say $morning_reply
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<morning_reply>
action: "Good morning" "Leave me alone and go back to bed!" "What, is it morning already?"
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<move>
action: /call factmove
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<msg>
action: /msg $args
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<muffin_type>
action: bran blueberry "poppy seed" "chocolate chip" "banana chocolate chip" "walnut and coffee" "banana nut" lemon pumpkin banana
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<murder>
action: /me murders $args.
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<murphy>
action: /say If there's more than one possible outcome of a job or task, and one of those outcomes will result in disaster or an undesirable consequence, then somebody will do it that way.
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<mute>
action: /call ignore .* $args
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<n>
action: /call north
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<naptime16p0>
action: HelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorldHelloWorld!!
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<naptime16p1>
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<naptime16p2>
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<naptime16p3>
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<naptime16p4>
action: $naptime16p3$naptime16p3$naptime16p3$naptime16p3$naptime16p3$naptime16p3$naptime16p3$naptime16p3$naptime16p3$naptime16p3$naptime16p3$naptime16p3$naptime16p3$naptime16p3$naptime16p3$naptime16p3
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action: /say Another satisfied customer! NEXT!!
action_with_args: /say $args is another satisfied customer! NEXT!!
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<noaids>
action: "Whew, you lucked out" "The needle was clean!" "The fresh corpse was clean!" "The prosititute didn't have aids!" "The teddy bear was aids free." "The homeless bum didn't have aids!" "Your hands were aids-free that time." "$who_answers didn't have aids . . . yet!" "$who_answers is aids-free at this time."
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<nope>
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<north>
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<northeast>
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<northwest>
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<notfound>
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<nowandthen>
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<nuke>
action: /me launches an ICBM targeted at $args. Launch code: 00000000.
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<nutsandbolts>
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<nw>
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<o_o>
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<obtain>
action: /call take
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<ocaml>
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<offers>
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<offtopic>
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<ok>
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<okay>
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<one-true-solution>
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<ood>
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<oopbad>
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<oops>
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<oops,>
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<open>
action: $rpg_open_chance
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<options>
action: /me points accusingly at $args, "What are your CLI options?!"
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<pant_status>
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<pants>
action: /say Pants status: $pant_status
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<paper>
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<paren>
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<pass-by-reference>
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<pass-by-value>
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<paste>
action: /say Paste code/errors to http://ideone.com or http://codepad.org
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action: /say pastebin.com and similar pastebins have ugly colour contrast, hard-to-read fonts, and insert pesky line numbers into the clipboard. Please use a better pastebin, like http://codepad.org
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/say: His real name is Peer Cutter
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{: "/say His real name is Peer Cutter"; }
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<pilot>
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<pinches>
action: /call hugs
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<ping>
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<pls>
action: /call hugs
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<pn_ingredient>
action: $coffee_ingredient
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<pnn>
action: /call pragmanym
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<points>
action: /call hugs
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<pokes>
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<poll>
action: /say Please do not poll the channel asking if anyone knows about or has used something. Just ask your specific question about it and if someone knows then they'll answer.
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<pollresults>
action: { our $question; $ayes = keys %yes; $nays = keys %no; "/say Results for poll \"$question\": ayes: $ayes, nays: $nays" }
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<pong>
action: /say ping
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<popcorn>
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<popcorn_type>
action: caramel buttered ""
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<poptart_type>
action: "Cinnamon and Brown Sugar" "Frosted Strawberry" "Frosted Cherry"
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<portal>
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<positive_digits>
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action: http://weblogs.asp.net/alex_papadimoulis/archive/2005/05/25/408925.aspx
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<pragma-weechat-gif>
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<predef>
action: http://predef.sourceforge.net/ -- the Pre-defined C/C++ Compiler Macros project
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<pukes>
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<punches>
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<punt>
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<python>
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<python3>
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<qed>
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<qshow>
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ref_user: NextHendrix!NextHendri@unaffiliated/nexthendrix
type: module
workdir: cjeopardy
<qstats>
action: cjeopardy_qstats.pl
add_nick: 1
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nooverride: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 87
ref_user: Boobuigi!~weechat@2602:304:cdcd:1db0:9646:96ff:fe11:21a9
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unquote_spaces: 1
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<quaff>
action: /call eat
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last_referenced_on: 1516953073.88017
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ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<query>
action: /say Please stop spamming the channel. Use a /query
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last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1486595254.87857
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<question>
action: /say Don't ask to ask, just ask.
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<question_type>
action: pointless interesting fascinating profound clueless uninteresting boring childish clever tricky
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last_referenced_in: immibis
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<questions>
action: "How did I get here?" "How do I work this?" "Where is that large automobile?" "What is that beautiful house?" "Where does that highway go to?" "Am I right? Am I wrong?" "My God! What have I done?" "Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?" "Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?" "Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?" "Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?" "Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?" "Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?" "Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?" "Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of drive-up ATMs?" "Why is stuff transported by ship called cargo and stuff transported by car called shipments?" "Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?" "If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?" "Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?" "Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?" "When you put bread in the toaster and toast comes back out, where does the bread go?" "If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" "If you spin an Oriental man around and around, does he become disoriented?" "Why is there no 'd' in the word 'refrigerator'?"
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<quiet>
action: /call mute
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type: text
<quine-relay>
action: https://github.com/mame/quine-relay
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<quote>
action: random_quote.pl
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enabled: 1
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nooverride: 1
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 2674
ref_user: atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK
type: module
<quotegrabs>
action: /say For quotegrab commands: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Candide#Quotegrabs -- For a table of grabbed quotes: http://www.iso-9899.info/candide/quotegrabs.html
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edited_on: 1392194730.11958
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511560412.18766
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<quotehelp>
action: /say Usage: quote [text] [--author <author>] -- If you use `quote` without arguments, it returns a random quote; if you use it with an argument, it searches for quotes containing that text; if you add --author <name> at the end, it searches for a quote by that author; if you specify text and --author, it searches for quotes by that author, containing that text.
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last_referenced_in: korans
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<r>
action: http://i.imgur.com/HL1ZR.jpg
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##spinach
last_referenced_on: 1517199374.83919
owner: pragma_
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ref_user: Tires!~Tires@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com
type: text
<rafb>
action: /say Read A Fucking Book - Your primary guide for learning C should be a good book (see ,books). You must not expect to become a proficient C programmer just by reading crappy online `tuts', staring at other people's code, and/or boring us to death by asking dozens of exceedingly trivial questions.
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edited_on: 1413357730.35189
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1413451213.11708
owner: pragma_
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ref_count: 78
ref_user: Chris!~chris@unaffiliated/chris
type: text
<randman>
action: /call cman | {man}
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1511545161.0625
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type: text
<rank>
action: /call cjeopardy_scores_module $nick $channel rank
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1517025334.96487
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type: text
<ras>
action: /say RAS Syndrome -- which stands for "Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome" -- is a tongue-in-cheek name that describes the problem of unnecessary repetition hidden by an acronym. http://suite101.com/article/redundant-acronyms-a65825
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last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
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<rcsv>
action: /code c11 char s[256],*t,*k;int i;srand(time(NULL));s[0]='\0';if(argc>1){for(i=1;i<argc;i++){if(i>1)strcat(s," ");strcat(s,argv[i]);}i=0;t=strtok(s,",");while(t){i++;if((rand()/(float)RAND_MAX)<=(1.0/i))k=t;t=strtok(NULL,",");}puts(k);}
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last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1515135100.51152
owner: siesta!uid151648@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid151648
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type: text
<rd>
action: /call dict &{pn}
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edited_on: 1514592485.43231
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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type: text
<rdy>
action: /call ready
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##spinach
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<reaction>
action: "If you say so." "Why, thanks." "Are you sure about that?" "YES!" "Mission accomplished." "Takes one to know one!"
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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type: text
<reading>
action: /say READING HURTS!
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enabled: 1
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ref_user: kate`
type: text
<really>
action: /call 8ball
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rate_limit: 0
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ref_user: e36freak!~dj@pool-71-179-11-4.bltmmd.fios.verizon.net
type: text
<reason>
action: /call excuse
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1508012602.89331
owner: pragma_
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type: text
<reason\s+for>
action: excuse
created_on: 1236819909
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1500990204.29256
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 1
ref_user: algun!~algun@unaffiliated/algun
type: regex
<recurrence>
action: see: recurse
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edited_on: 1491095621.85213
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1498266854.85329
owner: ws
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802
type: text
<recurse>
action: see: recursive
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1498266858.93619
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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type: text
<recursion>
action: see: recurrence
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1498266849.62843
owner: ws
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<recursive>
action: see: recursion
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1498266820.86036
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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type: text
<rednecks>
action: http://tlf.cx/bilder/tn/computing_for_farmers.jpg.ths.html
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1281897519.77329
owner: pragma_
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ref_user: pippijn
type: text
<redo>
action: /call factredo
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last_referenced_on: 1516765580.97927
owner: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
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type: text
<regdel>
action: /call regrem
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1502281220.42311
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type: text
<relatives>
action: wife husband son daughter brother sister mother father "creepy uncle" uncle cousin $relatives-in-law
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1517000175.71703
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owner: e!e@enucs/spy.edk
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type: text
<remove>
action: /call forget
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last_referenced_on: 1514594474.95715
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 0
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<rep>
action: /code perl no warnings; $stuff = shift @ARGV; $replacement = shift @ARGV; $replacement = "" if $replacement eq '""' or $replacement eq "''"; $text = "@ARGV"; $text =~ s/\Q$stuff\E/$replacement/gi; print $text
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: jp
last_referenced_on: 1511500473.83951
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type: text
<replace>
action: /code perl $stuff = shift @ARGV; $replacement = shift @ARGV; $replacement = "" if $replacement eq '""' or $replacement eq "''"; $text = "@ARGV"; $text =~ s/\Q$stuff\E/$replacement/gi; print $text
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1511484147.74119
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1512448223.66061
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 647
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type: text
<report>
action: /say $arg[0] has been reported $arg[1:] (report id $positive_digits$digits$digits$digits$digits)
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edited_by: e!e@freenode/staff/spy.edk
edited_on: 1504175952.31843
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517195815.71899
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 60
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type: text
<reprot>
action: /call report
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1504141615.51257
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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ref_user: Tires!~Tires@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com
type: text
<reset>
action: /call cjeopardy_scores_module $nick $channel reset
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516916195.38687
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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ref_user: meth!~meth@unaffiliated/meth
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<result>
action: PASS PASS PASS PASS FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL PANIC MOO
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enabled: 1
owner: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
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<retort>
action: /call insult
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1500097109.74765
owner: snhmib
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<reverse>
action: /code sh echo "$@" | rev
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1511474126.41332
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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type: text
<rg>
action: /call g 2 &{ pn | { echo } }
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edited_on: 1515110785.47325
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1515112692.39785
owner: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
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type: text
<ride>
action: /call enter
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1517025338.73203
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: text
<ridicule>
action: /call insult
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1500504013.40371
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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type: text
<rightwrong>
action: right wrong
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enabled: 1
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rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<rimshot>
action: /say ba-dum, tsss
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1512147858.3861
owner: fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted
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ref_user: latch!~latch@unaffiliated/latch
type: text
<rock>
action: /call rockpaperscissors
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1513899742.64563
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
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type: text
<rockpaperscissors>
action: /me uses $rps!
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1513899742.64992
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
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type: text
<roll>
action: dice_roll.pl
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1513636288.51278
nooverride: 1
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 245
ref_user: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
type: module
<roulette>
action: $roulette_outcome:global
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1504601046.70364
effective-level: 20
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517197509.91284
locked: 1
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 2401
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<roulette_outcome>
action: "/kick $nick *BANG!*" "/say $args: *click*" "/say $args: *click*"
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1492056512.90395
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1511018399.66736
locked: 1
owner: pragma_
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ref_user: \[!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: text
<roulettegun>
action: /say http://images.dailykos.com/images/270625/story_image/gun.jpg
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: muffindrake
last_referenced_on: 1507142447.51844
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<row>
action: /call enter
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last_referenced_on: 1516955927.60589
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type: text
<rp>
action: /call recall $args | { sed s/$arg[1]/penis/Pig }
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edited_by: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
edited_on: 1512868617.53581
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1515127795.251
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type: text
<rpg_across>
action: river creek road field marsh way street
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<rpg_adjective>
action: $rpg_material_type $flavor $colors $sizes
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edited_by: e!e@enucs/spy.edk
edited_on: 1516943271.91055
enabled: 1
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type: text
<rpg_ambushes>
action: "ambushes you" "attacks you" "knocks you on your $body_part"
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<rpg_animal_noise>
action: purrs moos quacks barks roars cries "sobs uncontrollably"
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<rpg_animal_or_thing>
action: $rpg_one_animal $rpg_one_thing
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<rpg_animal_or_things>
action: $rpg_animal_or_thing $rpg_animal_or_thing "$rpg_animal_or_thing $rpg_animal_or_thing"
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<rpg_animal_part>
action: tail foot wing hoof $body_part "beating heart"
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<rpg_ans>
action: "$rpg_locations $rpg_animal_or_things" "$rpg_locations $rpg_animal_or_things" "$rpg_locations $rpg_animal_or_things" "$rpg_locations $rpg_animal_or_things" "$rpg_locations $rpg_animal_or_things" "$rpg_locations $rpg_animal_or_things" "A $animal_adjectives $animal_types $rpg_start_fight!" "You attempt to move but $rpg_trap_death! You are dead. R.I.P."
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<rpg_armor_type>
action: leather steel iron copper bronze wooden stone
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<rpg_attack_death>
action: "is dead! R.I.P." "is ready to $rpg_fight_flight." "glances at their missing $body_part and says 'Eh, just a minor flesh wound'." "is $rpg_emote_verb $rpg_emote_adverb." "is $rpg_dead_alive." "is ready to $rpg_fight_flight." "is getting tired." "is $rpg_emote_verb $rpg_emote_adverb." "is $rpg_dead_alive." "is ready to $rpg_fight_flight." "is getting tired." "is $rpg_emote_verb $rpg_emote_adverb." "is $rpg_dead_alive."
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<rpg_attack_response>
action: "$attack_types $nick in the $body_part. $nick $rpg_attack_death" "is dead! R.I.P." "$attack_types $nick in the $body_part. $args $rpg_attack_death" "$attack_types $nick in the $body_part. $args $rpg_attack_death" "$attack_types $nick in the $body_part. $nick $rpg_attack_death" "$attack_types $nick. $args $rpg_attack_death" "$attack_types $nick. $nick $rpg_attack_death" "panicks and flees. $nick is victorious!" "panicks and flees. $nick is victorious!"
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<rpg_body_part_attack_action>
action: "feeds it to" "uses it to beat on" "gives it a good $rpg_body_part_yank while $rpg_emote_verb $rpg_emote_adverb at"
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<rpg_body_part_yank>
action: yank pull tug massage rub
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enabled: 1
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<rpg_bush>
action: bush shrubbery tree scarecrow car barn church
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<rpg_containing>
action: "packed with" containing "with what appears to be"
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enabled: 1
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rate_limit: 15
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<rpg_conversation>
action: "The $args asks, '$questions'." "The $args says, '$statements'." "The $args grunts." "The $args quacks." "The $args asks, '$questions'." "The $args says, '$statements'." "The $args says, '&{compliment}'." "The $args says, '&{insult}'." "The $args moos." "The $args says, '&{compliment}'." "The $args says, '&{compliment}'."
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<rpg_crate>
action: crate "treasure chest" "unlocked safe" "pirate chest" "booty chest" footlocker trunk basket "storage bin" "shipping container" coffer mailbox backpack package box cabinet dresser suitcase briefcase purse bag
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<rpg_crit>
action: "/say $nick takes aim at $args. $args instantly shatters into $rpg_shatter pieces." "/say $nick $attack_adverbs bifurcates $args. The two halves of $args slowly peel away from each other and splut onto the ground in a spray of blood and gore." "/say $nick lunges at $args, mace drawn, and crushes their bones into dust." "/say $nick gashes $args through the $body_part, dealing $rpg_damage damage. $args explodes violently into a fine, pink mist." "/say Before $nick can do anything, their pet $animal_types $attack_adverbs bites off $args's $body_part." "/say $nick tortures $args's $chain_relatives to death in front of them. $args can't live with it and takes a $weapon to their $body_part."
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<rpg_crit_fail>
action: "/say $nick swings at $args with a hatchet, but misses and amputates their own $amputation_targets. $nick bleeds to death." "/say $nick takes aim at $args, but was holding the bow the wrong way around. $nick shoots themselves in the $body_part." "/say $nick goes to attack $args, but gets confused and makes them a $flavor $cake_type cake instead." "/say While preparing to attack $args, $nick spills their $drinks on their $body_part and suffers horrific burns." "/say $nick is about to attack $args when they accidentally ask themselves '$questions'." "/say $nick begins to cast a spell, only to discover they have forgotten the spell, where they are, and even their own name. $nick is admitted to hospital where they are diagnosed with a fatal neurological disease. The world mourns, briefly. $nick's $chain_relatives is secretly relieved."
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<rpg_cursed>
action: "" "" cursed blessed
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<rpg_damage>
action: infinite "a lot of" massive devastating incredible "12 parsecs of"
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<rpg_dead_alive>
action: "still kicking" "still alive" "almost dead" "nearly dead" "bleeding profusely" "ready for another round" "insulting your $relatives" $colors "missing a $body_part"
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<rpg_direction>
action: north east south west southwest northwest northeast southeast
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enabled: 1
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<rpg_diseases>
action: measles mumps "mental retardation" "the flu" "black plague" "a sniffle" "swine flu" aids cancer frostbite gonorrhea herpes "three testicles"
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<rpg_distance>
action: "near" "close to" "next to" in "to the $rpg_direction of" "in the middle of" behind "in front of" over
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<rpg_distance2>
action: nearby "next to you" "in the distance" "somewhere around here" "" "" "" "hereabouts" "over there" "in the vicinity" "close by" "here" "not far from here" "within spitting distance" "across the $rpg_across"
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owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<rpg_eat_actions>
action: "/say You $0 the $args. You feel $rpg_eat_feels." "/say You $0 the $args. You feel $rpg_eat_feels." "/say You $0 the $args. You have died! R.I.P." "/say You $0 the $args. You feel $rpg_eat_feels." "/say You $0 the $args. You feel $rpg_eat_feels." "/say You $0 the $args. You now have $rpg_diseases!"
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last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516388982.19145
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<rpg_eat_feels>
action: sick healthy reinvigorated sexy ill pretty full hungry tired sleepy horny aroused nothing "ready for an adventure" indifferent weird woke enlightened illuminated vexed disgruntled discombobulated ornery irritable blissful
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<rpg_emote_adverb>
action: "in pain" "with pleasure" "with discomfort" "in horror" "with displeasure" "in rage" "with glee" heavily
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enabled: 1
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<rpg_emote_verb>
action: laughing groaning crying howling sobbing giggling wobbling moaning panting recoiling
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
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<rpg_fight_flight>
action: fight flee cry "give up" "keep going" "run away"
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enabled: 1
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<rpg_flee_action>
action: "You turn and run into a $rpg_wall. You are dead! R.I.P." "You flee $rpg_direction! $rpg_ans" "You flee $rpg_direction! $rpg_ans" "You flee $rpg_direction! $rpg_ans"
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<rpg_food_container>
action: cup plate pot bowl bucket
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<rpg_health>
action: tired sick fantastic "ready for an adventure" nervous scared happy delightful gay worried hungry thirsty "hungry and thirsty" ornery horny lonely sad fine pretty confident
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enabled: 1
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<rpg_hit>
action: "/say $nick $attack_types $args. $args $rpg_attack_response" "/say $nick $attack_types $args in the $body_part. $args $rpg_attack_response"
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enabled: 1
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<rpg_howl>
action: howl giggle cackle roar laugh sob cry moan groan whimper screech
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enabled: 1
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<rpg_howls>
action: howls giggles cackles roars laughs sob cries moans groans whimpers screeches
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enabled: 1
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rate_limit: 15
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<rpg_location>
action: "$rpg_distance a $sizes $rpg_location2" "$rpg_distance a $rpg_location2"
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: rsca
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<rpg_location2>
action: city castle headshop village "bath house" store bakery hamlet "$rpg_village_type village" cottage blacksmith tavern monastery manor church granary barn stables warehouse market inn marsh pasture woodland forest field river pond lake field orchard vineyard $rpg_water_body "$colors bikeshed" desert wasteland swamp mountains hills valley landfill school university "gas station" island basin bay beach bluff cliffs canyon canal cave dune fjord floodplain gully gorge gulf harbor volcano oasis plateau prairie reef reservoir sinkhole waterfall ravine greenhouse shed abbatoir slaughterhouse "chicken coop" "pig sty" farmhouse hayloft silo windmill arcade drugstore hotel "internet cafe" pharmacy cinema bungalow orphanage townhouse villa "psychiatric hospital" "nursing home" quarantine asylum library museum theater amphitheater "concert hall" consulate courthouse embassy "fire station" "police station" "pool hall" prison brewery factory foundry mill refinery "water tower" barracks bunker citadel boathouse garage hangar "parking lot" basilica cathedral chapel mosque shrine synagogue temple metro lighthouse "beauty salon" bookstore hospice pizzeria pub nursery town aqueduct canal dock marina tunnel wharf "bus stop" sanatorium cottage flophouse hostel "log cabin" motel palace resort "tree house" villa "tent city" "beach hut" wigwam yurt campsite "military camp" "trailer park"
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: rsca
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<rpg_locations>
action: "You are standing $rpg_location. $rpg_sceneries" "You are standing $rpg_location. $rpg_sceneries" "You are standing $rpg_location. $rpg_sceneries" "You are standing $rpg_location. $rpg_sceneries" "$rpg_random_event You are standing $rpg_location. $rpg_sceneries"
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<rpg_loldjectives>
action: $rpg_adjective $rpg_adjective $rpg_adjective "$rpg_loldjectives $rpg_adjective" "$rpg_loldjectives $rpg_adjective"
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<rpg_loot_thing>
action: "a $rpg_material_type $rpg_thing" "a $rpg_cursed $rpg_thing" "a $sizes pile of coins" "a $rpg_cursed pelt" "a $rpg_cursed $rpg_animal_part" nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing
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<rpg_material_type>
action: rusty shiny gleaming shimmering "" well-built artisan cheap $rpg_cursed
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<rpg_melee_weapon>
action: mace axe hatchet club sword staff dagger cutlass spear pike scimitar sabre katana longsword "war hammer" hammer pickaxe crowbar "battle axe" tomahawk rock scythe whip knife fork spoon spork "bastard sword" claymore lance "oversized meat cleaver" sarissa
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edited_by: e!e@enucs/spy.edk
edited_on: 1516942959.03647
enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<rpg_mist>
action: mist fog "creepy mist" "creepy fog" "strange mist" "strange fog"
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enabled: 1
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<rpg_one_animal>
action: "A $animal_adjectives $animal_types $animal_actions $rpg_distance2."
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enabled: 1
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<rpg_one_thing>
action: "A $sizes $rpg_material_type $rpg_thing $rpg_thing_action in a $rpg_location2 $rpg_distance2." "A $rpg_loldjectives $rpg_thing $rpg_thing_action in a $rpg_location2 $rpg_distance2."
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edited_by: e!e@enucs/spy.edk
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enabled: 1
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type: text
<rpg_open_chance>
action: $rpg_open_success $rpg_open_success $rpg_open_success $rpg_open_fail
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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type: text
<rpg_open_fail>
action: "/say You open the $args and $rpg_trap_death! You are dead! R.I.P." "/say You open the $args and find nothing."
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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type: text
<rpg_open_success>
action: "/say You open the $args and find a $rpg_thing!"
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 0
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type: text
<rpg_pet_reaction>
action: "/say You pet the $args. It $rpg_pet_reactions"
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owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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type: text
<rpg_pet_reactions>
action: $rpg_animal_noise. "panicks and runs into a $rpg_wall." "runs away." "bites your $body_part!" "rolls over and exposes its $body_part." "looks at you suspiciously." "looks at you lovingly." "falls over and dies. R.I.P."
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enabled: 1
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<rpg_random_event>
action: "The day shifts into night. A wolf howls in the distance. You feel a dark chill." "The wind gusts. A dark omen hangs in the air. You sense danger lurking." "It $rpg_start_stop $rpg_weathering." "There is a bright flash of light! A nearby tree explodes into fire and ash." "A $animal_types $rpg_howls in the distance." "You are feeling $rpg_health." "A $rpg_mist rolls in from the $rpg_direction. You feel $rpg_health."
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<rpg_sceneries>
action: $rpg_scenery $rpg_scenery "$rpg_scenery $rpg_scenery"
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<rpg_scenery>
action: "You see a $sizes $rpg_location2 to the $rpg_direction." "You see a $rpg_location2 to the $rpg_direction." "You see a $colors $rpg_location2 to the $rpg_direction." "$rpg_scenery $rpg_special_scenery"
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enabled: 1
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<rpg_shatter>
action: 1048576 3 "innumerably many"
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enabled: 1
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type: text
<rpg_smokable>
action: tobacco "a mysterious herb" "a leafy substance" "an exotic plant"
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<rpg_smokable_container>
action: pipe bong contraption "corncob pipe" hookah "briar pipe" "apple carved into a pipe"
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enabled: 1
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type: text
<rpg_special_scenery>
action: "You see a burning $rpg_bush." "There is a tornado in the distance." "It starts raining." "It starts snowing." "You hear thunder."
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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type: text
<rpg_spell_attack>
action: "launches a fireball at" "shoots a magic missile at" "throws a $rpg_throwable_weapon at"
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<rpg_start_fight>
action: "blocks your way" "will not let you pass" "attacks you" "challenges you to a duel" "charges at you and knocks you down" "ambushes you and knocks you down" "insults your heritage" "leaps out from behind a $rpg_bush and $rpg_ambushes!"
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type: text
<rpg_start_stop>
action: starts stops begins ceases
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type: text
<rpg_surface>
action: floor ceiling wall panel window "coffee table" $rpg_crate $rpg_crate cupboard
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<rpg_swing>
action: $rpg_hit $rpg_hit $rpg_hit $rpg_hit $rpg_hit $rpg_hit $rpg_hit $rpg_hit $rpg_hit $rpg_hit $rpg_hit $rpg_hit $rpg_hit $rpg_hit $rpg_crit $rpg_crit_fail $rpg_crit_fail
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enabled: 1
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<rpg_take_chance>
action: $rpg_take_success $rpg_take_success $rpg_take_success $rpg_take_fail
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<rpg_take_fail>
action: "/say You try to take the $args but $rpg_take_random_fail."
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<rpg_take_random_fail>
action: "nothing happens" "a bandit appears and takes it before you can" "$rpg_trap_death! You are dead! R.I.P" "you forget where it is" "you're interrupted by a cellphone call from your $relatives" "it was just a virtual reality experience" "it's a mimic! Taking on the form of an $sizes $rpg_thing, the mimic $attack_adverbs lunges at you"
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<rpg_take_success>
action: "/say You take the $args."
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<rpg_thing>
action: "$rpg_armor_type helmet" "$rpg_armor_type shield" "suit of armor" boat "$rpg_food_container of $snacks" potion "gold coin" "pile of gold coins" ruby diamond $weapon "car analogy" $fruit "$sizes $idiots" "$rpg_smokable_container $rpg_containing $rpg_smokable" $rpg_crate $rpg_crate $rpg_crate "metal fetishist" moron $rpg_melee_weapon motorcycle automobile "magic carpet" helicopter airplane chessboard
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<rpg_thing_action>
action: "is hidden" "has been left" "was discarded" "is leaning against a $rpg_bush"
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<rpg_throwable_weapon>
action: spear axe sword "lawn dart" "toilet plunger" javelin
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<rpg_trap_death>
action: "spikes fall from the ceiling and impale you" "a pit opens beneath your feet and you plummet to your death" "a venomous $animal_types leaps out and bites you" "you stumble and fall off a cliff" "you get lost in a sudden snowstorm and freeze to death" "fall into a bottomless pit" "are eaten by a grue" "you start to feel strange; after a few moments you suddenly die of dysentery" "step into a beartrap" "walk into a giant spider-web and are quickly consumed" "trip and fall onto a gardening rake" "suddenly have an aneurysm and fall over" "you trip over your own $body_part and crack your skull on a nearby $rpg_thing" "a $rpg_melee_weapon appears from behind a false $rpg_surface and cuts off your $amputation_targets"
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<rpg_village_type>
action: fishing hunting dancing pothead debauchery
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<rpg_wall>
action: wall barn tree bush church
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<rpg_water_body>
action: river lake creek ocean pond bathtub "hot tub" "babbling brook"
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<rpg_weathering>
action: raining snowing hailing thundering gusting
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<rpgrules>
action: 1) eat/drink/quaff/smoke all consumables; 2) open all crates/chests/etc, take all valuables and loot all corpses; 3) fight all attackers; 4) if battle message says "ready to flee/run way", use flee; 5) most directions moved and battles won without dying wins! 6) have fun!
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<rpn>
action: /call rpn_module rpn
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<rpn_module>
action: rpn.pl
add_nick: 1
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enabled: 1
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modulelauncher_subpattern: s/(\S+)\\ /$1 /
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<rps>
action: rock paper scissors
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<rqq>
action: /call rq -c .
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<rtfm>
action: /code perl print "/say Nonsense! Zhivago is a gentleman and a scholar." and exit if "$nick" eq "Zhivago" or "@ARGV" =~ /zhivago/i; print "/me $attacks $args with a $sizes $colors manual."
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last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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<rtfm,>
action: /me $rtfm_attacks $args with a $rtfm_adj $colors manual.
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last_referenced_in: pragma-
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<rtfm_adj>
action: big large tiny small huge gigantic teeny "incredibly heavy" ludicrous redundant indecipherable
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enabled: 1
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<rtfm_attacks>
action: thwacks bashes smacks whacks
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enabled: 1
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<rtfm_smack>
action: upside across about over
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<ruby>
action: /call cc2 -lang=ruby
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1492236323.36584
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<rup>
action: /call urban $args | { sed s/$args/$penises/Pig }
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enabled: 1
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<rvalue>
action: the "value of an expression"
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1456751828.50883
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<rw>
action: /call recall $args | { sed s/$arg[1]/wang/Pig }
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last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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<rword>
action: /code zsh _arr=($args); print $_arr[$((RANDOM % $#_arr + 1))]
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
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<ryu>
action: http://i.imgur.com/HL1ZR.jpg
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1489611983.21153
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<r​oulette>
action: /say $nick: *click*
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<s>
action: /call south
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<sail>
action: /call enter
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516955916.20979
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<say>
action: /say $args
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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nooverride: 1
owner: pragma_
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ref_count: 2683
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use_output_queue: 1
<saythanks>
action: /say $saythanksphrases, $args!
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<saythanksphrases>
action: Thanks "Why, thank you" "Thank you"
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<sb>
action: /code perl $_s = "@ARGV"; my $_i = 0; while ($_s =~ m/(.)/g) { if (++$_i % 2) { print uc $1; } else { print lc $1; } }
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516559624.19311
locked: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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<sb2>
action: /code perl my $s; print map {($s^=/\pL/) ? lc : uc} split //, "@ARGV"
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516746209.49725
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<sbr>
action: /call sbrecall
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<sbr2>
action: /call sbrecall2
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last_referenced_on: 1511682646.22589
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<sbrecall>
action: /call recall $args | {sb2} | { sed s/^.*?> //i }
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last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516746209.03539
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<sc>
action: /code c11 char **ptrptr = argv + 1, *ptr = *ptrptr, *savedptr = ptr; while((savedptr = *ptrptr++)) { ptr = savedptr; while (*ptr++) if (isalpha((*ptr = tolower(*ptr)))) *ptr++ -= 0x20; ptr = savedptr; puts(ptr); }
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last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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<scheme>
action: /call cc -lang=scheme
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<scissors>
action: /call rockpaperscissors
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<score>
action: /call cjeopardy_scores_module $nick $channel score
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<screw>
action: /call insult $nick
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last_referenced_on: 1511881948.14196
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<scroogle>
action: /call google_search $nick
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<se>
action: /call southeast
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<search>
action: /call find
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<sed>
action: /code perl no warnings;if("@ARGV"=~/^s(.)(.*?)(?<!\\)\1(.*?)(?<!\\)\1(\S*)\s+(.*)/p){($_a,$_r,$_g,$_m,$_t)=($5,"'\"$3\"'",index($4,"g")!=-1,$4,$2);if($_m=~/P/){$_r=~s/^'"(.*)"'$/$1/;$_m=~s/P//g;if($_g){$_a=~s|(?$_m)($_t)|$1=~/^[A-Z][^A-Z]/?ucfirst$_r:($1=~/^[A-Z]+$/?uc$_r:$_r)|gie;}else{$_a=~s|(?$_m)($_t)|$1=~/^[A-Z][^A-Z]/?ucfirst$_r:($1=~/^[A-Z]+$/?uc$_r:$_r)|ie;}}else{if($_g){$_a=~s/(?$_m)$_t/$_r/geee}else{$_a=~s/(?$_m)$_t/$_r/eee}}print$_a}else{print"syntax error"}
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<seen>
action: /call recall
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<segfault>
action: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Segfault
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<set>
action: /call factset
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<severity>
action: very slightly moderately profoundly blatantly absolutely
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<sexes>
action: /call hugs
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<sh>
action: /call cc -lang=sh
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<shh>
action: /call quiet $arg[1] $arg[0]
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<shit>
action: $shit_action
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<shit_action>
action: "/say $nick: Oy mate, that's disgusting, fuck off." "/me $shit_actions $arg[0:]"
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<shit_actions>
action: "pinches a loaf" "drops the kids off" "lays some cable" "builds a log cabin" "takes a tour of doody" "drops a tootsie roll" "releases the kraken"
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<shoes>
action: /say Let's say you want to buy a pair of shoes, right? You come to my shoe store and I ask you what size your feet are. You respond, "I like red." I say, "That's nice, I'll look for some red shoes. What size are your feet?" And you respond, "I really like red." Try to answer our questions, please.
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<shoot>
action: /me $weapon_action its $weapon and $shoot_action $args's $body_part.
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<shoot2>
action: /me $weapon_action its $weapon and $shoot_action $args's $body_part
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<shoot_action>
action: "blows away" "shoots off" "shoots holes in" "takes off" "blows off" blasts "blasts off" "blasts through" "shoots through"
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<shoot_action2>
action: blasts shoots
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<shoot_action3>
action: "blows away" "shoots holes in" "blasts through" "shoots through" "absolutely incinerates" "lays some pain on" "beats up"
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<shoots>
action: /call shoot $nick
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<should>
action: /call advice
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<shouldn?'?t?\s.*>
action: 8ball
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<show>
action: /call factshow $args
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<shut>
action: /call 8ball
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<shuuto>
action: /code perl if (@ARGV == 1 or $ARGV[0] =~ /'s$/ or $ARGV[0] =~ /^(?:these|this|that|those)$/i) {$_t="/me $weapon_action its $weapon and $shoot_action $args's $body_part."}else{$_t="/me $weapon_action its $weapon and $shoot_action3 $args"}@args=split(/ /, $_t);for(@args){$t=$_;s/the/da/gi;s/[ae]r/ah/gi;s/l/r/gi;s/([dkg])([^a-z]*$)$/$1u$2/gi;s/th/d/gi;s/ore/aw/gi;s/([vw][ei]+[^r])/$1r/gi;s/cce/kushu/gi;s/cc/ss/gi;s/(f|d)([^a-z]?)$/$1a$2/gi;s/(?<!g)re/ru/gi;s/([nrt])([^a-z]?)$/$1o$2/gi;s/orta/tur/gi;s/is/isu/gi;s/ow/aw/gi;s/^f(?=[^r])/fr/gi;s/uto$/utosaki/gi;s/es/o/gi;s/^co/ko/i;s/awa/arra/gi;if($t=~/.[A-Z]/){$_=uc$_}if($t=~/^[A-Z]/){s/(^.)/\U$1/;}print$_," "}
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<sicp>
action: "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs", http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/
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<sicp+>
action: http://swiss.csail.mit.edu/classes/6.001/abelson-sussman-lectures/
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<sighs>
action: /call hugs
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<silly_adjective>
action: silly absurd foolish daft
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<size>
action: http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2007/12/codes-worst-enemy.html
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last_referenced_in: caze
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<sizes>
action: "" "" "" large small large small average large small tiny massive huge gigantic titanic teeny miniscule enormous microscopic nanoscopic life-size
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<slam>
action: /call hit
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<slap>
action: /me $attacks $args with a $sizes $animal_adjectives $animals!
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<slaps>
action: /call shoot $nick
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<slay>
action: /call hit
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<slice>
action: /call hit
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<sm>
action: /code bash echo ${@,,}|perl -pe 's/(?<!^)[[:alpha:]].*?([[:alpha:]]|$)/\L\u$&/g'
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edited_on: 1514747633.30137
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<smack>
action: /call hit
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<smacks>
action: /call hugs
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<small>
action: /code zsh print -nr - "$*" | sed $'y/abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz<>"\'/ａｂｃｄｅｆｂｈｉｊｋｌｍｎｏｐｑｒｓｔｕｖｗｘｙｚ＜＞＂＇/;y/ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ<>"\'/ａｂｃｄｅｆｂｈｉｊｋｌｍｎｏｐｑｒｓｔｕｖｗｘｙｚ＜＞＂＇/' | sed 's/ /  /g'
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last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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<smart>
action: /say See http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
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<smh>
action: /say http://i.imgur.com/uYvuK.gif
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<smiles>
action: /call hugs
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<smoke>
action: /call eat
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<smr>
action: /call recall $args | {sed s/^.*?> (\\S+:\\s*)?//} | {sm}
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edited_on: 1511501037.70265
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<smush>
action: /call hit
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<snack>
action: /call botsnack
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<snacks>
action: "magic brownies" "crème brûlée" "$burrito_type burrito" "$taco_type taco" "$cookie_type cookie" hot-dog "duck à l'orange" "$applesauce_type apple sauce" "$popcorn_type popcorn" "sautéed carrot" nachos "$fruit pie" "$cake_type cake" "$muffin_type muffin" "bowl of $cereal_type" "$poptart_type pop-tart" currywurst banana "ice-cold water" stew porridge "pale orange soup"
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<sorry>
action: /say $nick, $sorry_replies
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<sorry_replies>
action: "It's okay." "Don't worry about it." "That's alright." "It happens."
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<sorting>
action: /say Sorting algorithm animations: http://www.sorting-algorithms.com/
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<source>
action: /say My guts can be browsed at https://github.com/pragma-/pbot
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<south>
action: /say $rpg_ans
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<southeast>
action: /say $rpg_ans
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<southwest>
action: /say $rpg_ans
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<spank>
action: /me spanks $args
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action: /code perl print "/say "; print "$ARGV[2] "; shift @ARGV for qw/1 2 3/; print join " ", map {my $idx = 0; join "", map { if ($idx++ % 2) { uc($_) } else { lc($_) };} split //, $_} @ARGV
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action: /call recall $arg[0] | { sed $arg[1:] } | {echo $nick thinks $arg[0] meant to say: }
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<sssm>
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<stab>
action: /call hit
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<stabs>
action: /call hugs
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<starbocks_ingredient>
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<starbucks>
action: /me offers $arg[0] a $starbucks_flavor $starbucks_sizes $coffee_type $starbucks_types $starbucks_extras $arg[1:]
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<starbucks_extras>
action: "with extra whipped cream" "with $starbucks_pumps of chocolate syrup" "with a cherry on top" "" "" "with toffee nut syrup" "with extra caramel drizzle" "with blended vanilla beans" "with $starbucks_pumps of white chocolate" "with $starbucks_pumps of whole milk"
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<starbucks_flavor>
action: iced cold-brewed piping-hot scrumptious delicious ice-cold sweet bitter minty delectable nutritious thick creamy dark overwhelming
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<starbucks_ingredient>
action: $coffee_ingredient
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<starbucks_pumps>
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<starbucks_sizes>
action: grande tall venti short
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<starbucks_types>
action: mocha latte cappuccino macchiato frappuccino espresso
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<stares>
action: /call hugs
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<startpoll>
action: { %yes = (); %no = (); $question = "@args"; "/say Starting poll: $question" }
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<startvote>
action: /code perl use Storable; my %_votes = (); my $_question = "@ARGV"; print "Starting poll: $_question Use `vote <keyword>` to record your vote."; my @data = ({%_votes}, $_question); store \@data, 'data';
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<statements>
action: "Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." "The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back." "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." "All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though." "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."
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<stfu>
action: /say $nick: No, you stfu!
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<stomp>
action: /call fight
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<stop>
action: /call 8ball
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<stroker_type>
action: "erection-enhancing" "optimum power" "super smooth stimulator" vibrating frisky pleasure adjustable
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<strokes>
action: /call hugs
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<stupid>
action: /say $args is a $sizes $idiots!
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<subcmd>
action: /call echo
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<subscribe>
action: /say That's fascinating. Please link us to your blog or newsletter so we can subscribe for updates.
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<suck>
action: /call smoke
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<sup>
action: /call hi
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<superset>
action: C++ isn't a superset because (a) some C programs are not legal C++ programs (b) some C programs behave differently when treated as C++ programs.
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<support>
action: /say $arg[0] has been supported $arg[1:] (ticket id $digits$digits$digits$digits$digits)
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<surf>
action: /call enter
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<surprise>
action: /say How about a nice cold glass of shut the fuck up
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<sw>
action: /call southwest
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<swim>
action: /call enter
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<sword>
action: /me picks up a $sizes $$0_items and cuts off $args's $body_part!
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<sword_items>
action: umbrella parasol "walking stick" "metal pipe" e-cigarette backscratcher "house cat" "cup holder" "USB thumb drive" "piece of A4 paper" Kindle
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<synergy>
action: /say Share keyboard/mouse and copy/paste between networked computers (optionally using ssh): http://synergy-foss.org/
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<taco_type>
action: $burrito_type "hard-shell $burrito_type"
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<tail>
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<take>
action: $rpg_take_chance
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<talk>
action: /call echo You talk to the $args. $rpg_conversation
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<talking>
action: babbling talking "going on" ranting raving spouting muttering mumbling
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<talkto>
action: /call talk
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<taocp>
action: The Art of Computer Programming, by Knuth, http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Special:Booksources/0201485419
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<taunt>
action: /call insult
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<taylor>
action: /call goat
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<tc>
action: /code c11 printf("/me scratches its $body_part thoughtfully. argc: %d\n", argc); for (int i = 0; i < argc; i++) printf("arg %i: %s\n", i, argv[i]);
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<tcc>
action: /call cc -lang=tendra
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<tcl>
action: /call cc2 -lang=tcl
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<tea>
action: /call coffee
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<tea_ingredient>
action: "Earl Grey" "English breakfast" Oolong Green Herbal White Fermented $coffee_ingredient $coffee_ingredient $coffee_ingredient $coffee_ingredient $coffee_ingredient
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<teacher>
action: /say If someone in the channel is asking pointed questions of a specific individual, please do not answer their questions if you are not that individual. We're sure you're quite smart and capable, but the point is to let the individual infer the answer himself. You can give a programmer Coca-cola, but if you teach them how to carbonate coffee ...
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<teaching>
action: not just accepting that the person asking knows what they are doing and has merely forgotten the proper forms to use. Rather, they need insight into what solutions exist to solve the problems they face; for which, there can be no better tool than a clear explanation of the problem, even if you must draw it out of them millimeter by torturous millimeter.
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<telloff>
action: /say $args, $insults
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<test2>
action: test
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<test20171110>
action: { return "Test" }
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<test20171112>
action: hello world
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<testargs>
action: { return "/say No arguments!" if not @args; if (@args == 1) { return "/say One argument: $args[0]!" } elsif (@args == 2) { return "/say Two arguments: $args[0] and $args[1]!"; } my $results = join ', ', @args; return "/say $results" }
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<testbed>
action: A simple program that grows and evolves to _test_ what you learn/read and is disposable.
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<testcase>
action: /say A testcase is a minimal compilable example exhibiting your symptoms. "Minimal" means just the bare essentials required to illustrate your question. "Compilable" means that there is enough code to compile it on our machines, and therefore use our debuggers. Please paste a testcase at http://ideone.com or http://codepad.org to help us assist you.
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<testsafe>
action: { $foo = "print 'hi'"; eval $foo; }
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<than[ksx]+.*>
action: /say $welcome_replies, $nick
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<thanks>
action: /say $welcome_replies, $nick
action_with_args: /say $welcome_replies, $nick
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<thankyoueugene>
action: http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF060-Penguin_Enemy.gif
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<that>
action: /call 8ball
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<that's>
action: /call 8ball
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<the_cake>
action: "The cake was moist and delicious." "The cake is a lie ... The cake is a lie ... The cake is a lie ..."
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<thinking>
action: http://thinking-forth.sourceforge.net/
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<thisisnotthelongestfactoid>
action: /say No, this is just a tribute.
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<thks>
action: /call thx
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<thnx>
action: /call thanks
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<threads>
action: /say POSIX Threads programming: https://computing.llnl.gov/tutorials/pthreads/
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<throttles>
action: /call hugs
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<throw>
action: /me throws $args
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<thwack>
action: /call hit
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<thwap>
action: /call hit
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<thx>
action: /call thanks
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<tickles>
action: /call hugs
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<tiger>
action: GROAWR! http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~appel/modern
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<tigerbook>
action: GROAWR! http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~appel/modern
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<time>
action: /call date
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<timeout>
action: /call mute $args 15 minutes
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<timing>
action: /say In cryptography, a timing attack is a side channel attack in which the attacker attempts to compromise a cryptosystem by analyzing the time taken to execute cryptographic algorithms. Learn more at http://www.cs.hmc.edu/~mike/public_html/courses/security/s06/projects/dan.pdf
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<title>
action: get_title.pl
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modulelauncher_subpattern: s/(\S+)\\ /$1 /
nooverride: 1
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<titsorgtfo>
action: /call testcase
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<tnx>
action: /call thanks
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<toolchain>
action: /say For all your makefile/scripting/toolchain needs, please join ##workingset.
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<touche>
action: /call touché
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<touché>
action: /say Touché is what you say when you make a point, then someone makes a counterpoint.
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<tp>
action: /say Chances are no one here will care about your POSIX-related questions. Someone in ##posix might (with higher probability).
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<traverse>
action: /call enter
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<trigger>
action: reserved by fstd
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<true>
action: !false
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<truth>
action: /call fact ##spinach truth
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<ttt>
action: /code zsh arr=($args); print -f "<%s>" $arr
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<twiddle>
action: /call twiddling
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<twiddling>
action: /call bithacks
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owner: kate`
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<ty>
action: /call thanks
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<type>
action: char, long int, double [10], int *, struct timeval, void (int, long), etc...
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last_referenced_on: 1508666434.55553
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<typo>
action: typographical error
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<tyresponse>
action: /say $welcome_replies, $args
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<u>
action: /say plz learn how 2 spl "you"! http://i.imgur.com/HL1ZR.jpg
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<u10>
action: /call urban -n10
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type: text
<ubuntumanpages>
action: sudo apt-get install manpages manpages-dev
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enabled: 1
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<uc>
action: /code bash echo ${*^^}
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owner: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
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<ud>
action: /call urban
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<udefine>
action: /call urban
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owner: pragma_
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<udict>
action: /call urban
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owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
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<understood>
action: /say We understood you the first time, and answered already; you may not have understood the answers. Instead of ignoring them and repeating your question, find out what they mean.
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<undo>
action: /call factundo
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<ungrab>
action: /call delq
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<unicode>
action: http://icu-project.org/apiref/icu4c/ustring_8h.html
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<uninstall>
action: /call forget
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<unique>
action: "We are unique!.. We are like a force of nature!.. A million points of light!.. And dark stripes!.. Exactly the same!"
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<unixtools>
action: /say Hints for writing Unix tools: http://monkey.org/~marius/unix-tools-hints.html
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<unlike>
action: /call ban k
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<unlock>
action: /call undo
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<unmaintainable>
action: /say How to write unmaintainable code: http://freeworld.thc.org/root/phun/unmaintain.html
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<unquiet>
action: /call unmute
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<unshh>
action: /call unquiet $arg[1] $arg[0]
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<unslash>
action: /code perl print "/say "; print join " ", map {s|\\||gr} @ARGV
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last_referenced_on: 1511471345.69865
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<untimeout>
action: /call unmute $args
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<up>
action: /call kpenify $args efioseifjsoe &{ urban $args }
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<upper>
action: /code sh echo "$@" | tr a-z A-Z
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<uptime>
action: /call factinfo version | { sed s/.*?on // } | { sed s/ ago.*/]/ }
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<urban>
action: urban
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nooverride: 1
owner: pragma_
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type: module
<uses>
action: /call 8ball
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<usetherighttool>
action: /say Use the right tool for the job. Someone once said, "if the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail." Avoid placing artificial limitations on your projects by keeping an open mind and learning more tools, as your skills improve.
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enabled: 1
owner: vorpal
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type: text
<utf-8>
action: an ascii-compatible way to represent arbitrary unicode characters with octets. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UTF-8 | printf("\xc3\xb6\n");
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
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owner: Wulf_
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<utsl>
action: /say Use the Source, Luke!
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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<uw>
action: /call urban $arg[0]|{replace $arg[0] wank}
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<valgrind>
action: a memory debugging tool. When your program is exhibiting erratic behavior, it may be due to a memory error such as overrunning a buffer or not updating the pointer after a realloc. Try running your program with valgrind; it will save you a lot of time.
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<vampire>
action: /say The Help Vampire: A Spotter's Guide http://slash7.com/2006/12/22/vampires/
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enabled: 1
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type: text
<vape>
action: /call eat
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<vera>
action: /call dict -d vera
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1504988209.26068
owner: pragma_
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<version>
action: /say PBot revision 1960 2018-01-26
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##spinach
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<very>
action: /call 8ball
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma-
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<videotestcase>
action: /say A video testcase is a minimal viewable video exhibiting your problem. "Minimal" means just the bare essentials required to illustrate your problem. Please record a video testcase at http://www.youtube.com to help us assist you.
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enabled: 1
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type: text
<vim-cheat-sheet>
action: http://www.viemu.com/vi-vim-cheat-sheet.gif
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: pentester_
last_referenced_on: 1395494477.67125
owner: pragma_
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type: text
<vodka>
action: /say #'\<^.*,~}<%/>?:[_`;BOOM@_libc_memalign
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<vote>
action: /code perl use Storable; my $_data = retrieve 'data'; my %_votes = %{shift @$_data}; ($_votes{"$nick"}) = (lc "@ARGV") =~ m/^(\p{PosixGraph}{1,20})/; unshift @$_data, {%_votes}; store $_data, 'data';
created_on: 1503557431.20209
edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1505792187.18835
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516828205.71371
locked: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
persist-key: vote-poll
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<voteresults>
action: /code perl use Storable; my $_data = retrieve 'data'; my %_votes = %{shift @$_data}; my $_question = shift @$_data; if (not keys %_votes) { print "No votes for \"$_question\" yet."; return; } my %_count; map { $count{$_}++ } values %_votes; my $result = "Poll results for \"$_question\": "; my $comma = ""; map { $result .= "$comma$_: $count{$_}"; $comma = ', '; } sort { $count{$b} <=> $count{$a} } keys %count; print "/say $result";
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enabled: 1
interpolate: 0
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516828210.57436
locked: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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type: text
<vowelrot>
action: /code zsh print -r - "$*" | tr aeiouAEIOU eiouaEIOUA
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edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1512500842.44586
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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ref_count: 452
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<vr>
action: /call vowelrot
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type: text
<vrr>
action: /call recall $args | {vowelrot} | {sed s/^.*?> //}
created_on: 1511743070.94843
edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1511743083.61849
enabled: 1
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<vt100>
action: http://pegasus.cs.csubak.edu/Tables_Charts/VT100_Escape_Codes.html http://members.save-net.com/jko@save-net.com/asm/r_vt200.txt
created_on: 1188660161
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: dorp
last_referenced_on: 1500137730.92965
owner: PoppaVic
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
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<w>
action: /call west
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##spinach
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owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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ref_user: caze!~caze@2607:f2f8:a678::
type: text
<warning-labels>
action: http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/03/23/internet-warning-labels/
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
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<was>
action: /call 8ball
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
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ref_user: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
type: text
<wat>
action: https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1514594380.74682
owner: e!e@freenode/staff/spy.edk
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: candlejack!~mnrmnaugh@unaffiliated/mnrmnaugh
type: text
<waves>
action: /call hugs
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma_
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<wdict>
action: /call wikipedia
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma_
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<we>
action: /code perl srand time; print "YUP WE " . uc(join(" ", @ARGV) =~ s/[^a-zA-Z ]//gr) . "! NOW " . uc @{[qw/hug kiss knead samba snuggle pettifog duel duke cook lumberjack dance/]}[int rand 11] . " IT OUT!"
created_on: 1511402805.99585
edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1515788053.25713
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1515788095.63415
owner: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
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type: text
<weapon>
action: "Beretta 9mm" "Smith and Wesson" BFG9000 MP40 "rocket launcher" "hand grenade" shotgun railgun catapult "Cupid's bow" M16 "flare gun" harpoon flamethrower "chainsaw bazooka"
created_on: 1208626492
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: cousteau
last_referenced_on: 1383562754.36942
owner: kate`
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type: text
<weapon_action>
action: "locks and loads" cocks loads "lovingly cleans" aims
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma_
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<wear>
action: /say You wear the $args.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516907590.28808
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<websters>
action: /call dict -d web1913
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1489856463.38464
owner: pragma_
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type: text
<welcome>
action: /call 8ball
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1501982833.53149
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: doppel!~chatzilla@ip70-170-42-83.lv.lv.cox.net
type: text
<welcome_replies>
action: "No problem" "You're welcome" "Think nothing of it" "Not a problem" "My pleasure"
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #cjeopardy
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owner: pragma_
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type: text
<west>
action: /say $rpg_ans
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 608
ref_user: caze!~caze@2607:f2f8:a678::
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<whack>
action: /call hit
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enabled: 1
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rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: nobody
type: text
<whacks>
action: /call hugs
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1494489268.34967
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<what>
action: /say $nick, $what_answers
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edited_on: 1430088157.77518
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516732453.41407
noembed: 1
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
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<what_answers>
action: "I don't know." "That is a $severity $question_type question."
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: profess
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owner: pragma_
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type: text
<whatis>
action: /say $args appears to be a $sizes $idiots!
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
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owner: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
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type: text
<where>
action: /call how
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edited_on: 1442187134.19235
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516541911.75972
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
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type: text
<who>
action: /say $who_answers
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last_referenced_on: 1516828197.1443
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 200
ref_user: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
type: text
<who_answers>
action: "Hannah Montana" "Britney Spears" "Thomas Hobbes" "Rene Descartes" "Mr. T" "Chuck Norris" "the Power Rangers" "the Teletubbies" "Spider-Man" "Hulk Hogan" "a butterfly" Goethe "Barack Obama" "John McCain" "Hillary Clinton" "Rodney Dangerfield" "LeVar Burton" "Sarah Palin" "Bo Jackson"
created_on: 1258611928
edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1508777113.95795
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: masoudd
last_referenced_on: 1464838495.15555
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<whoami>
action: /say $nick
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<whois>
action: /say $args is $adjectives $colors $animal_types
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edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1512247400.3071
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516996127.26636
owner: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
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type: text
<why>
action: /say $why_answers
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1428107102.27173
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516732494.53085
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 272
ref_user: mnrmnaugh!~mnrmnaugh@unaffiliated/mnrmnaugh
type: text
use_output_queue: 1
<why##c>
action: /call whymove
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enabled: 1
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last_referenced_on: 1489960235.34783
owner: pragma-
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: random-nick!~random-ni@unaffiliated/random-nick
type: text
<why_answers>
action: "I don't know." "Because the $sizes $colors $animals made it that way." "That's just how it is." "If you just investigate a $sizes amount further, you can figure it out." "Because I said so!" "Are you thinking clearly?" "Are you sure you're not a $sizes $idiots?"
created_on: 1194140322
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: masoudd
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owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
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ref_user: masoudd!~masoudd@5.112.116.98
type: text
<whymove>
action: /say See http://freenode.net/policy.shtml and http://freenode.net/policy.shtml#channelnaming for information on the unusual channel name.
created_on: 1111196059
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516253135.50902
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 18
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<wi>
action: /call g site:wikipedia.org $args
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<wield>
action: /say You wield the $args.
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<wikipedia>
action: wikipedia.pl
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ref_user: WhitePhosphorus!~whitephos@wikipedia/WhitePhosphorus
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<win32>
action: /say For Windows API programming, try #winprog on EFnet or #winapi on freenode.
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<winapi>
action: /call win32
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enabled: 1
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owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 33
ref_user: dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net
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<windows>
action: a thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
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owner: Major-Willard
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ref_count: 35
ref_user: Teklad!~justin@141-126-033-210.dhcp.chtrptr.net
type: text
<winks>
action: /call hugs
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owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 5
ref_user: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<winprog>
action: /call win32
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owner: pragma_
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<word>
action: /code bash grep $'$args' /usr/share/dict/words
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1513053317.41569
owner: k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok
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<words>
action: /code perl print(`egrep -i -- '$_' /usr/share/dict/words`, qw/ /) for @ARGV
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516557620.1877
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ref_count: 403
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<works>
action: /say It works it works! Omg omg omg! I mean it compiles. Now what's a segfault?
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516784655.04367
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type: text
<wot>
action: /code perl package Wat; sub new { my ($pkg,$self) = (shift,shift); bless \ $self,$pkg; return \ $self; } sub TIESCALAR { my $self = shift; return $self; } sub mk { my $_i = 0; return sub { return ++$_i; }; }; our $_it = mk; sub FETCH { my $self = $_it; return $self->(); } my $waat = Wat->new(); my $wut; tie $wut, $waat; print "wtf equals" if ($wut == 1 && $wut == 2 && $wut == 3)
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: jp
last_referenced_on: 1516536012.287
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type: text
<wotsit>
action: http://www.wotsit.org, loads of file type resources!
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enabled: 1
owner: snhmib
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 7
ref_user: n00p
type: text
<wright>
action: http://www.cis.upenn.edu/~udani/humor/stevenwright.html
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1436187959.58574
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: beaky
last_referenced_on: 1342127577.3339
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 2
ref_user: beaky
type: text
<wrong>
action: /say rong
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ref_count: 1
ref_user: Saparok!~Saparok@47.183.79.48
type: text
<wth_ingredient>
action: /call starbucks_ingredient
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1515788153.50868
owner: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 1
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<wth_items>
action: /call sword_items
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ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: text
<xy>
action: /say The XY problem: You want to do X, but don't know how. You think you can solve it using Y, but don't know how to do that, either. You ask about Y, which is a strange thing to want to do. Just ask about X.
created_on: 1175596315
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: kate
last_referenced_on: 1515626243.79451
owner: Draconx|Laptop
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 471
ref_user: kate!~kate@unaffiliated/kate
type: text
<xyproblem>
action: /call xy
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1489656185.61282
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
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type: text
<y>
action: /say http://i.imgur.com/HL1ZR.jpg
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owner: pragma_
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<ya>
action: /call yes
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last_referenced_on: 1516476030.54162
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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type: text
<yea>
action: /call yes
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<yeah>
action: /call 8ball
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owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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ref_count: 25
ref_user: deathsparton!~deathspar@103.25.171.187
type: text
<yep>
action: /call yes
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owner: pragma-
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type: text
<yes>
action: /call 8ball
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last_referenced_on: 1516779612.16763
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
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ref_user: mnrmnaugh!~mnrmnaugh@unaffiliated/mnrmnaugh
type: text
<yo>
action: /call 8ball
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516939785.66716
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 24
ref_user: mr-robert!uid257242@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid257242
type: text
<you're>
action: /call 8ball
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last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516452774.227
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 94
ref_user: VLetrmx!~VLetrmx@unaffiliated/vletrmx
type: text
<you\s+([^.,!?;]+).*$>
action: say I $args? $reaction
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1437254060.24816
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1517197549.82131
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 300
ref_user: qwename!~qwename@unaffiliated/qwename
type: regex
use_output_queue: 1
<you\sremind\sme\sof\sthe\s(.*)>
action: say $nick: What $1?
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
type: regex
<your>
action: /call 8ball
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c
last_referenced_on: 1516952031.1431
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 39
ref_user: dave0!~dave@32.060.dsl.syd.iprimus.net.au
type: text
<youredoingitwrong>
action: /say This is you: http://www.doingitwrong.com/
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 4
ref_user: pragma_
type: text
<yt>
action: /call google 1 site:youtube.com $args
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edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1512341375.45322
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1516736073.28172
owner: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 13
ref_user: mnrmnaugh!~mnrmnaugh@unaffiliated/mnrmnaugh
type: text
<yz>
action: /call understood
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: kate
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owner: kate`
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ref_count: 26
ref_user: kate!~kate@unaffiliated/kate
type: text
<zalc>
action: /call zcalc
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enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1515872671.32737
owner: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 11
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type: text
<zcalc>
action: /code zsh function = () { print -r -- "$(($@))"; }; aliases[=]='noglob ='; eval "= $@"
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edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1515872538.36224
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1515872671.33368
owner: alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 21
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type: text
<zlen>
action: /code zsh print -nr - "$*" | wc -c
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edited_by: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
edited_on: 1512109807.34222
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: #pbot2
last_referenced_on: 1512500447.77258
owner: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
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ref_count: 38
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<zsh>
action: /call cc -lang=zsh
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1505443528.95764
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1516818627.61887
owner: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
rate_limit: 15
ref_count: 293
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
<{>
action: /call compiler_block $nick $channel
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edited_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
edited_on: 1393967624.45297
enabled: 1
last_referenced_in: ##c-offtopic
last_referenced_on: 1517025581.33433
owner: pragma_
preserve_whitespace: 1
rate_limit: 0
ref_count: 4044
ref_user: jp!ayy@youlosethega.me
type: text
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