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pbot/modules/funnyish_quote.pl
2012-07-22 19:22:30 +00:00

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#!/usr/bin/perl -w -I /home/msmud/lib/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.10.0/
# Quick and dirty by :pragma
use LWP::UserAgent;
my ($text, $t);
my $ua = LWP::UserAgent->new;
$ua->agent("Mozilla/5.0");
my %post = ( 'number' => '4', 'collection[]' => '20thcent' );
my $response = $ua->post("http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3", \%post);
if (not $response->is_success)
{
print "Couldn't get quote information.\n";
die;
}
$text = $response->content;
$text =~ m/<dt class="quote"><a.*?>(.*?)<\/a>.*?<dd class="author"><div.*?><a.*?>.*?<b>(.*?)<\/b>/g;
$t = "\"$1\" -- $2.";
my $quote = chr(226) . chr(128) . chr(156);
my $quote2 = chr(226) . chr(128) . chr(157);
my $dash = chr(226) . chr(128) . chr(147);
$t =~ s/<[^>]+>//g;
$t =~ s/<\/[^>]+>//g;
$t =~ s/$quote/"/g;
$t =~ s/$quote2/"/g;
$t =~ s/$dash/-/g;
$t =~ s/&quot;/"/g;
$t =~ s/&amp;/&/g;
$t =~ s/&nsb;/ /g;
$t =~ s/&#39;/'/g;
$t =~ s/&lt;/</g;
$t =~ s/&gt;/>/g;
$t =~ s/<em>//g;
$t =~ s/<\/em>//g;
print "$t\n";