# Quotegrabs

nick: parliament
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
I imagine it's like he thinks of something to say, and then waits for an answer, realizes he didn't actually say anything, and mumbles out some incoherent fragment of his idea and stands there with a blank stare waiting for a reply


nick: mkop
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
Insight of the day: Programming is likely to induce an extreme of moods, alternating quickly between, "Wow, I'm a freaking genius!" and "Wow, I'm a freaking moron!"


nick: codrus
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.


nick: pragma_
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
It's like trying to teach math to someone.  You tell them, "You have 4 apples, and I take away 2; how many do you have left?"  Then you tell them, "You have 3 oranges, and I give you 2; how many do you have?"  But they instead go off to read about fruit.


nick: utopiah
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
Koganei: could you write a algorithm that would convert each philosophy paper to a running algorithm? you could call it philosophical_embodiment() and see if instancianting the state of the art from the last publications help to make the world a better place


nick: halberd
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
Utopiah, you lay off of pragma_ , it was a terrifying midget attack, there were just millions of them, tiny little buggers, they get up your nose, in your eyes, clawing at your brain, it's not a pretty sight


nick: pragma_
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
Also, each time you wank, you give your sperm-system more experience points and it gains levels.  It learns from previous mistakes and it improves itself for future insemination.  If you wank a few thousand times before you finally create a child, that child will be as fast as an African runner and as smart as Einstein.


nick: pragma_
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: Sailormoon
text:
"most birds do not have a penis (ducks and ostriches are a couple that do), and mate simply by pressing their cloacas together (the cloaca is the single opening birds use to excrete, mate and lay eggs)"


nick: tor]{
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
benzap..forcing a belief on to people is manipulating scientific data to hide declines to push a fascist agenda like global warming across


nick: pragma_
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
I've known for a long while that politicans and rulers do not live by their own constitutions or rules; they preach one thing, and do a different thing in privacy; schools are just day-care centers and training camps to brainwash more complacant sheep for the diplomats and bureaucracies to utilize as slaves; paychecks are just a facade when you consider how much money the top dogs are making compared to the so-called workers


nick: pragma_
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
"I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."


nick: kronix
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
I found a photo of Sailormoon: http://semantink.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bad_cosplay_1.jpg


nick: Zhivago
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
Produce a goddamned test program that demonstrates your problem so that we can stop listening to your confused gibberish and explain what enormously stupid thing you are doing.


nick: incarnation
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
i dont think 4chan exhibits immaturity, i think 4chan exhibits a sort of collective and extreme satire of the absurdity of hypocrisy


nick: parliament
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: notk0
text:
dear diary, today pragma_ and notk0 couldn't stop talking about my 5 phds and how they wish they could be me


nick: pragma_
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: notk0
text:
<Jayded> pragma_: I've had lots of lovers, I've traveled overseas as a gay sailor, played in homo bands, been whupped by homophobes, got drunk in gay bars, and had fun


nick: cyndre
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: notk0
text:
AR - we had fun in the sun chasing nazi's on the run, but the fun didn't last, the nazi's RAN to fast


nick: sailorreality
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: Incarnation
text:
If public masturbation were legal Id hang out in womens washrooms and then run after cumming on them and id also learn kung fu and aikido so if their boyfriends came at me id kick their ass and cum on their face


nick: pragma_
channel: ##philosophy
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
If you really examine the course of the development of our world, we're really all (ants, birds, humans, reptiles, mammals, bacteria, fish, insects, plants, etc), all of us, are all just parasites eating each other and adapting to each other.


nick: daleee
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
Yo dawg, I herd yo and yo dawg like yo yos so we put yo dawg in a yo yo so yo can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawgs yo yos, dawg.


nick: Zhivago
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
I don't know why people insist on saying binary when they really probably mean 'base 2 to the 32nd'.


nick: pragma_
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
Since I don't know off the top of my head, I'd end up checking the manpage or --help, failing that, I'd google.  But instead of doing this for you and then telling you the answer and acting like I'm a genius and hardcore hacker, I'm going to just tell you to go look it up your own damned self.


nick: s00p
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
_harry_: Pick up a book. cplusplus.com is teaching you wrong. You might also wish to cease learning English from the internet.


nick: btfx
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
Wow... I JUST figured out how this IDE handles compiler options... I can finally see all the warnings...


nick: hevauq
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
hi all, I am trying to create an array/set of identifier(integers mostly) using some bitwise operation. I want to use this array of numbers to compare against a given value to find out if it is among one of the values in array. For now I was converting it into string and doing a strcmp. Is there any better/elegant way of doing such thing?


nick: n00p
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
My acrobat isn't working, and I can't reinstall for some reason... I sent an email to adobe, they replied in pdf format.


nick: mauke
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
#define ADDRESS_OF(x) (&(x))  #define THE_STUFF_AT(x) (*(x))  #define THE(m, x) (x).m  #define PART_OF(x) (x)


nick: n00p
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: eurythmia
text:
rek: When you send a message over IRC, that becomes our input (as arguments). We process it, and output a message that hopefully serves the purpose of pointing you in the right direction. The output is a return value.


nick: Zhivago
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: n00p
text:
Is this one of those days where the schools close and let the special children use the internet in the US?


nick: jaik
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: Crum
text:
Hello all together, I'm a bit confused about the usage of Pointers. I've a pointer char *p = "foo" and a pointer *q. Using the statement q = p makes q pointing on "foo". The C programming language sais "For example, if iq is another pointer to int, iq = ip copies the contents of ip into iq, thus making iq point to whatever ip pointed to." - but when the value *p points to changes to "bar", *q also points to "bar" and not to foo anymore. Isn't that in con


nick: CaZe
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: CaZe
text:
eboyjr: 15:05:38 <eboyjr> I'm making a javascript implementation of c, so I hope no one minds that sizeof(char) == 2


nick: sjs205
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
I think i'm going to use a massive scanf with nested scanf's to sort it... should be fine cuse it is all fixed data!


nick: Wulf
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
,cc #define foo pri \n #define bar ntf \n #define cat(x,y) x ## y \n #define f(x,y) cat(x,y) \n f(foo,bar)("Hello, World!");


nick: pragma_
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
"Such an extensive computer science education opened up a wide range of career options, ranging from a professor at a university to ... a professor at another university."


nick: kulp
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
"The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup. The dove fly. Fly is in sky. The dove drop something. The something on the pig. The pig  disgusting. The pig rattle. Rattle with dove. The dove angry. The pig leave. The dove produce. Produce is chicken wing. With wing bark. No Quack." — A Neural Network


nick: Zhivago
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: n00p
text:
nubnub: All that big O can tell you is how _one particular algorithm_ scales _with respect to itself_.


nick: tzanger
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: rizlah
text:
it's innocent enough to start up a few, but then you find yourself a few days later with dozens of them and all kinds of locking and exclusivity code wrapping odd parts of the software, an overflowing ashtray and empty bottles of alcohol scattered around the floor


nick: pragma_
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
If you ask me to do an oil change on your car, I'd probably end up taking the whole car apart, and would probably have pieces left over if I put it back together again; but it'd probably run better!


nick: pragma_
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma_
text:
guy stays up all night, writes code, gets a nap, wakes up feeling like shit, runs code and notices it doesn't actually work as previously thought last night, spends hours debugging, gets stressed out, adds more backlog.  other guy gets some sleep, wakes up refreshed, writes code with a clear head, ???, profit.


nick: applebloom
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-
text:
<pragma-> applebloom: I think your problem isn't your eyes but the fact that you seem to prefer to remain in a state of perplexed stupidity while exclaiming confused startled profanties


nick: Xgc
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-
text:
hays: Undefined behavior can be very confusing.  It can sometimes feel like the position your cat is sleeping can change the behavior of your C program.


nick: Zhivago
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-
text:
"I know, I'll convert my string from utf-16 to utf-32 when users want to select a character and copy it to the clibport, because that will be less trouble!"


nick: kate`
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-
text:
dardevelin: thank you for the feeback, though; next time you ask for something, i shall refrain from giving my input


nick: kate`
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-
text:
hey, what do i know? you just told me to shut up, when i was trying to help you. somehow i don't feel like teaching you how to do this


nick: orbitz
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-
text:
ambro718: You never fail to impress me with your ability to create absolutely ridiculous situations that probably don't need to exist in the first place


nick: euthy
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-
text:
Zhivago: I've had much benefit of talking to imaginary people before, but usually only to gain new ideas. I don't think I've deliberately used it to gain confidence in some idea I'm having doubts about. At least not where someone other than me is the proponent of it.


nick: goldstar
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: CaZe
text:
yeboot: theoretically speaking, shouldnt it throw an exception or something ? Since printf is looking for a signed value from a variable that is declared unsigned?


nick: cam
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: CaZe
text:
I thought that as long as one pointer was open it wouldn't allow a free() to remove the object from memory.


nick: fizzie
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-
text:
,cc #define FOO__(count,v) do { int foo_##count = v; printf("foo_%s = %d\n", #count, foo_##count); } while (0)  \n  #define FOO_(count,v) FOO__(count,v)  \n  #define FOO(v) FOO_(__COUNTER__,v)  \n  FOO(42); FOO(64);


nick: pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-
text:
seen in ##java just now:  "Can someone tell me if this code is correct?  <pastebin>"  "Does it compile?"  "Nope :("  "Then it's not correct."


nick: orbitz
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: kate`
text:
lemonade`: i don't know what point you're trying to make but i'm convinced it's both wrong and stupid.


nick: pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: jpmelos
text:
L8D: We get plenty of idiots in here -- it's not like you stand out as the king of idiots or anything.


nick: Maxdamantus
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: mar77i
text:
Replace || with )))))))))))||((((((((((( and = with )))))))))))))=(((((((((((((, then add brackets to the ends of the expression to make the numbers match up.


nick: edk
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-
text:
sha0: That's terrible. It's unknown whether you may pass into a mordor(); you may not pass into a mordor(void).


nick: phox+phox+phox+rob``
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
strcmp has an alternate personality that's a hermit crab   <phox> so in its mind it's always in a shell   <phox> at least that's what I tell students (:   <rob``> wat?


nick: suit_of_sables+pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
Hmm I guess I have little choice. My only other option would be to factor out the inner loop and make it into a function call. But I think I'd have to pass a butt-load of variables to it to make it work as it does right now   <pragma-> Do you typically put a lot of things in your butt?


nick: beaky+edk
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk
text:
highlights?   <edk> it's where you colour a bit of your hair differently from your other hair because your parents didn't love you


nick: nitrix
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
Of course, I could see it like I suck at everything, but it's only because I always aim at higher than what I can do.


nick: zeldak+pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
Hi, I have difficulty to read another person code, is this normal? What could I do to minimize it?   <pragma-> have you tried a magnifying glass?


nick: pgib
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pgib!~pgib@nat/cisco/x-clkabrrgzqxjjfdl
text:
I'm in the namespace namespace. fortunately we have namespaces so you don't confuse namespace with the namespace namespace


nick: Zhivago
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
text:
nitrix: On the other hand, you could have spent the last 10 hours being staked out on top of a fire ant nest with electrodes attached to your nipples.


nick: jalcine+pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
I actually know a chick who codes that symlink'd `man` to `woman`   <pragma-> more proof that women are insane.


nick: paulpaul1076+pgib
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: phox!~phox@frankenbrick.pcic.uvic.ca
text:
i know what it does, i was just saying that i haven't written any data structure in a long time, because i don't need to, since C++ has all of them   <pgib> paulpaul1076: C++ has every data structure?


nick: pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: rob``!~rob@gtng-4db04380.pool.mediaWays.net
text:
I use C11 just to rustle the jimmies of stuck-in-the-middle-ages old-fashioned behind-the-times antiquated out-dated programmers.


nick: winsoff+winsoff
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
nitrix: I have minimal knowledge of python, perl, PHP, and a bit more experience in java   <winsoff> is a class like a function?


nick: tj1
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
text:
Where I can find list of all standart already written library C functions in linux. This will avoid me from writing my own bicycles. Is gnu.org/software/libc/manual/html_mono/libc.html what I need?


nick: frog_sha0+pragma-+Zhivago
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
text:
/me watches a hypothesis about Marilyn Monroe being killed by an enema.   <pragma-> sounds like a crappy way to go   <Zhivago> Maybe Gandhi got to her.


nick: pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk
text:
please join #Zhivago-fanclub.  for a one-time $15 contribution we will send you a poster and a mixtape including such classics as "Were you dropped on your head as a child?", "Perhaps you might find a small child to help you" and "You should see a doctor to check for signs of mental retardation"!  Limited time only, join now!


nick: frog_sha0+Chris+Chris
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
text:
The following is a joke: If you #define ever (;;)  then you can do: for ever { ... }   <Chris> it's a joke because it's horrible, not because it doesn't work.   <Chris> (because obviously forever has no space)


nick: pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
"i'm making a robot, it uses C to interface with its components"   "wow that's neat, what does your robot do?"   "it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls"


nick: Zhivago+zeno`+pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk
text:
Green Kangaroos?   <zeno`> Kangaroo should not be capitalised.   <pragma-> Free the kangaroos from the tyranny of capitalism!


nick: Zhivago+Zhivago+Chris
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
I always write the code before any tests, myself.   <Zhivago> Then I use tests to prevent regression and also to explore corner cases for non-trivial things.   <Chris> I write the binaries with a hex editor then I write the appropriate code to match it when compiled.


nick: Zhivago+Zhivago
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
I'm looking forward to when you can train machines by hitting them with a stick.   <Zhivago> Toast too brown -- whack, whack!


nick: pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
I still half-expect myself to wake up in "the real world" when I die and all my friends will be surrounding me and laughing at the replays of my virtual life on the holographic display attached to my terminal.


nick: Zhivago
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
text:
Don't be upset at being accurately described -- if you don't like the description, change how you do things.


nick: Chris+IHunger+Chris+IHunger+IHunger
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
/me attempts to further poison his brain with C++   <IHunger> Don't do it, man!  It's not worth it!   <Chris> I'm doing my part to determine the LD50 of C++   <IHunger> Ahh, well there'll be something useful out of it then.   <IHunger> Thanks for taking one for the team ;)


nick: Cyp_+Cyp_+halogenandtoast
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk
text:
halogenandtoast: Your stack seems a bit small (only room for one int).   <Cyp_> Multiply it by 640k, that should be enough for anyone.   <halogenandtoast> That was it thanks Cyp_


nick: boru+frog_sha0
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk
text:
murple; yeah, there's more to shooting bytes out onto the wire than meets the eye.   <frog_sha0> boru: Not if you're using fibre optics.


nick: Subsentient
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: CaZe!~caze@174.136.103.226
text:
Zhivago: That it neither works as expected or just behaves like you would expect, with a never-updating variable.


nick: CaZe+edk+Subsentient+Zhivago
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk
text:
Maybe you don't know C.   <edk> CaZe: well, he has that in common with most people in the channel...   <Subsentient> edk: I revile being told that every time I come in with a question. I never asked how to use a pointer or how to use bit fields, or how to dereference a 2d array without subscripts. I know C.   <Zhivago> C doesn't have 2d arrays.


nick: sha0+fisted
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
text:
fisted: Yeahbut what does the GNU stand for inside "GNU's not UNIX"?   <fisted> sha0: dunno, perhaps "Great Nonsensical Undertaking"


nick: {[^-^]}+Zhivago
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
text:
are there general purpose libraries for C to make you a bit more productive like in C++?   <Zhivago> Stupid-face: Maybe.


nick: frog_sha0+Chris+Zhivago
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
text:
But I don't think JS nurtures hard-coreness, in a programmer.   <Chris> what is hard-coreness?   <Zhivago> Chris: It's like being an apple.


nick: tommy^m+Zhivago
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: cousteau!~cousteau@138.100.74.81
text:
i want to make sure the user inputs at least a 13 numbers, how can i do that?   <Zhivago> tommy: Hire a mexican circus midget to hit him until he does.


nick: riverloop+twkm
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
text:
But, I have heard that arrays decay to pointers.   <twkm> you decay too, doesn't mean you are fertilizer.


nick: nitrix
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
text:
He didn't solve a problem with C (that could have been done with an implementation tailored to his vision), he instead, created a new language. In the end, C is just the same and we have a second language to design, learn and fix the implementations.


nick: kfirfer
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix
text:
make stack which are inserted the characters of opening brackets and closing brackets for checking the organ cartridge


nick: pragma-+pragma-+pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
There's a boomerang joke I'm trying to remember.  Just wait a second, it'll come back to me.   <pragma-> It might have flown over the heads of a few people here.   <pragma-> Did anybody catch that?


nick: pragma-+kate`
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
There's a boomerang joke I'm trying to remember.  Just wait a second, it'll come back to me.   <kate`> well, what's the joke?


nick: boru
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
To paraphrase Gene Spafford; "IRC is like a herd of performing elephants. Massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."


nick: Tekk_+Tekk_
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
actually outside of windows window manager doesn't affect me too much   <Tekk_> since I use emacs for most window management


nick: Teckla
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: aemquo!~UN@unaffiliated/aemquo
text:
And the LORD said, "Four spaces shall it be; neither more, nor less. Thine indentation shall not be tabs, as they are an abomination."


nick: edk+zid`+zid`
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: rob``!~rob@gtng-4db0408b.pool.mediaWays.net
text:
you could always read the fucking man page   <zid`> don't google for man abs btw   <zid`> you get a lot of half naked men


nick: twkm
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
all programming is complete.  report to the conversion stations, so you can be made useful again by having you mass added to the protein bank.


nick: pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
"A programmer had a problem.  ''I know! I'll use regex it solve it!''  Now the programmer has two problems."


nick: glenfe
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted
text:
All valuable. The the most helpful, though, is that one female in this channel, fisted, has already helpfully suggested  that Eloise is a name that other girls would bully.


nick: seriously_random+Binary_Digit
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
it's from a book "absolute beginner's guide to c"   <Binary_Digit> I think absolute beginners probably shouldn't publish books on C.


nick: katana-+katana-+kate`
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: rob``!~rob@gtng-4d08ac90.pool.mediaWays.net
text:
kate havent you heard about this new twitter thing   <katana-> its popular with the cool folk   <kate`> sorry i don't listen to rap music


nick: cousteau
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: rob``!~rob@rmartinjak.de
text:
"Cause I will walk 50 duodecillion Planck lengths and I will walk 50 duodecillion more just to be the man who walk 100 duodecillion Planck lengths to fall down in your door"


nick: pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: zyxwvuts!~qnavry@unaffiliated/qnavry
text:
languages didn't get binkajigged by jewobbles pandiculating such ejaculations as "that's not a word!"


nick: nutzz+boru+pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
Binary_Digit: but, how should I move the elements from the first tree to the second one? it seems pretty complicated   <boru> If only there was zidtree.   <pragma-> more like zidbucket


nick: pragma-+jack_rabbit+pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: jack_rabbit!~jack_rabb@c-98-253-57-51.hsd1.il.comcast.net
text:
jack_rabbit: will i get any superpowers?   <jack_rabbit> pragma-, you'll smell bad and be fuzzy. Is that super?   <pragma-> jack_rabbit: oh, so nothing new then


nick: pragma-+CaZe+pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
text:
some say that the white light you see when you die is actually the birth canal opening as you're born again   <CaZe> goatse   <pragma-> being born out of an anus would make for a pretty crappy life


nick: nitrix+Chris
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted
text:
Thankfully, I'm more responsible than I'm retarded.   <Chris> that's certainly a great deal of responsibility


nick: pragma-
channel: ##c
grabbed_by: jack_rabbit!~jack_rabb@c-98-253-57-51.hsd1.il.comcast.net
text:
I think your view of humanity is weak and pathetic. You should probably be shot to rid your inferior ineffectual notions from the gene pool so that humanity can become stronger.


