diff --git a/lib/PBot/Plugin/FuncBuiltins.pm b/lib/PBot/Plugin/FuncBuiltins.pm
index 5e836b58..3a02c437 100644
--- a/lib/PBot/Plugin/FuncBuiltins.pm
+++ b/lib/PBot/Plugin/FuncBuiltins.pm
@@ -177,9 +177,14 @@ sub func_maybe_the {
         return $text;
     }
 
+    # special-case some indefinite nouns that Lingua::EN::Tagger treats as plain nouns
+    if ($word =~ m/(some|any|every|no)(thing|one|body|how|way|where|when|time|place)/i) {
+        return $text;
+    }
+
     my $tagged = $self->{tagger}->add_tags($word);
 
-    if ($tagged !~ m/^\s*<(?:det|prps?|cd|in|nnp|to|rb|wdt|vbg|rbr|jjr)>/) {
+    if ($tagged !~ m/^\s*<(?:det|prps?|cd|in|nnp|to|rb|wdt|rbr|jjr)>/) {
         $text = "the $text";
     }
 
diff --git a/lib/PBot/VERSION.pm b/lib/PBot/VERSION.pm
index bf1f228b..a43cd5e0 100644
--- a/lib/PBot/VERSION.pm
+++ b/lib/PBot/VERSION.pm
@@ -25,8 +25,8 @@ use PBot::Imports;
 # These are set by the /misc/update_version script
 use constant {
     BUILD_NAME     => "PBot",
-    BUILD_REVISION => 4559,
-    BUILD_DATE     => "2022-07-10",
+    BUILD_REVISION => 4560,
+    BUILD_DATE     => "2022-07-14",
 };
 
 sub initialize {}