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@ -3,14 +3,14 @@ kernelj ##c 1260404632.29595 pragma_ ohday_: not really I just like playing with
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snhmib ##c 1260406072.54312 pragma_ now all you gotta do is code up a funny evaluator so only the funny quotes get saved
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parliament ##philosophy 1260413375.67733 pragma_ I imagine it's like he thinks of something to say, and then waits for an answer, realizes he didn't actually say anything, and mumbles out some incoherent fragment of his idea and stands there with a blank stare waiting for a reply
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sailormoon ##philosophy 1260413727.40344 pragma_ I'm retarded
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zhivago ##c 1260414995.08893 pragma_ ende: Now shut up and stop whining like a schoolgirl and start to think.
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zhivago ##c 1260414983.29978 pragma_ ende: You are acting like a moron. If no-one tells you this, why would you stop?
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zhivago ##c 1260416784.36793 pragma_ ulq: Do you suffer from mental retardation?
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Zhivago ##c 1260414995.08893 pragma_ ende: Now shut up and stop whining like a schoolgirl and start to think.
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Zhivago ##c 1260414983.29978 pragma_ ende: You are acting like a moron. If no-one tells you this, why would you stop?
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Zhivago ##c 1260416784.36793 pragma_ ulq: Do you suffer from mental retardation?
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n00p ##c 1260419744.92694 LimCore don't you dare quote me without permission mbohun
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mkop ##c 1260429170.97791 pragma_ Insight of the day: Programming is likely to induce an extreme of moods, alternating quickly between, "Wow, I'm a freaking genius!" and "Wow, I'm a freaking moron!"
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mkop ##c 1260429869.08334 pragma_ I'll stop playing with it in public.
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wcarss ##c 1260439638.90734 pragma_ "What do trumpets and pirates have in common? They're both terrible on the high C's"
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wulf_ ##c 1260440015.57858 pragma_ Why do all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.
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Wulf_ ##c 1260440015.57858 pragma_ Why do all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.
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pryon ##c 1260468358.44293 pragma_ (users are evil)
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codrus ##philosophy 1260475825.13385 pragma_ Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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pragma_ ##philosophy 1260490037.9738 pragma_ It's like trying to teach math to someone. You tell them, "You have 4 apples, and I take away 2; how many do you have left?" Then you tell them, "You have 3 oranges, and I give you 2; how many do you have?" But they instead go off to read about fruit.
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@ -38,13 +38,13 @@ tor]{ ##philosophy 1260648768.92263 pragma_ benzap..forcing a belief on to peopl
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nately ##philosophy 1260689740.5131 pragma_ is there still random fap?
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incarnation ##philosophy 1260766213.17936 pragma_ and I'm not saying I'm smart
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gnech ##c 1260766721.60784 spv are there any good tutorials on how to code webpages using C
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zhivago ##c 1260775613.60165 ColonelJ /me waits for the moment of illumination.
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Zhivago ##c 1260775613.60165 ColonelJ /me waits for the moment of illumination.
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patrisk ##c 1260822079.36312 pragma_ I wonder how many K&R books have been sold because of this channel.
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pragma_ ##philosophy 1260828964.99089 pragma_ I've known for a long while that politicans and rulers do not live by their own constitutions or rules; they preach one thing, and do a different thing in privacy; schools are just day-care centers and training camps to brainwash more complacant sheep for the diplomats and bureaucracies to utilize as slaves; paychecks are just a facade when you consider how much money the top dogs are making compared to the so-called workers
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r0b0t1 ##c 1260830770.32572 pragma_ I wrote a audio driver in brainfuck once.
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pragma_ ##philosophy 1261001833.7305 pragma_ "I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."
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kronix ##philosophy 1261312046.39745 pragma_ I found a photo of Sailormoon: http://semantink.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bad_cosplay_1.jpg
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zhivago ##c 1261637602.64852 pragma_ Produce a goddamned test program that demonstrates your problem so that we can stop listening to your confused gibberish and explain what enormously stupid thing you are doing.
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Zhivago ##c 1261637602.64852 pragma_ Produce a goddamned test program that demonstrates your problem so that we can stop listening to your confused gibberish and explain what enormously stupid thing you are doing.
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incarnation ##philosophy 1262408367.92508 pragma_ i dont think 4chan exhibits immaturity, i think 4chan exhibits a sort of collective and extreme satire of the absurdity of hypocrisy
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parliament ##philosophy 1262471120.84726 notk0 dear diary, today pragma_ and notk0 couldn't stop talking about my 5 phds and how they wish they could be me
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pragma_ ##philosophy 1262874175.91937 notk0 <Jayded> pragma_: I've had lots of lovers, I've traveled overseas as a gay sailor, played in homo bands, been whupped by homophobes, got drunk in gay bars, and had fun
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@ -62,7 +62,7 @@ pragma_ ##philosophy 1269728101.01148 PARLIAMENT i've had the cat pass through t
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tau ##philosophy 1269759784.63332 SailorReality but i never mated with one.
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plato ##philosophy 1269809467.18331 SailorReality lol my sister gave me ringworms because we shared the same shower
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daleee ##c 1269817584.84332 pragma_ Yo dawg, I herd yo and yo dawg like yo yos so we put yo dawg in a yo yo so yo can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawgs yo yos, dawg.
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zhivago ##c 1271266510.33855 pragma_ I don't know why people insist on saying binary when they really probably mean 'base 2 to the 32nd'.
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Zhivago ##c 1271266510.33855 pragma_ I don't know why people insist on saying binary when they really probably mean 'base 2 to the 32nd'.
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pragma_ ##c 1271788394.29331 pragma_ Since I don't know off the top of my head, I'd end up checking the manpage or --help, failing that, I'd google. But instead of doing this for you and then telling you the answer and acting like I'm a genius and hardcore hacker, I'm going to just tell you to go look it up your own damned self.
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tp76 ##c 1271800368.79326 pragma_ See, candide is the result of a brain damaged by too much Perl.
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lenhix ##c 1271822311.79332 pragma_ PoppaVic, excuse my ignorance, what do you mean by blows goats?
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n00p ##c 1275807277.07517 pragma_ My acrobat isn't working, and I can't reinstall for some reason... I sent an email to adobe, they replied in pdf format.
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mauke ##c 1277253498.07888 pragma_ #define ADDRESS_OF(x) (&(x)) #define THE_STUFF_AT(x) (*(x)) #define THE(m, x) (x).m #define PART_OF(x) (x)
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mauke ##c 1277253520.17343 pragma_ ADDRESS_OF(THE(member, PART_OF(THE_STUFF_AT(B))))
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zhivago ##c 1277816535.97551 pragma_ johnny: I seem to recally you whining about how it was too big and hard.
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Zhivago ##c 1277816535.97551 pragma_ johnny: I seem to recally you whining about how it was too big and hard.
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boris`` ##c 1282062919.74245 pragma_ is candide secretly recording us or are those manually added?
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zhivago ##c 1282063739.50043 n00p An distinctly inferior dictionary.
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zhivago ##c 1282065371.40364 boris`` boris: You could try putting it in the other end.
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Zhivago ##c 1282063739.50043 n00p An distinctly inferior dictionary.
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Zhivago ##c 1282065371.40364 boris`` boris: You could try putting it in the other end.
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n00p ##c 1282146026.40352 eurythmia rek: When you send a message over IRC, that becomes our input (as arguments). We process it, and output a message that hopefully serves the purpose of pointing you in the right direction. The output is a return value.
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zhivago ##c 1282198823.13422 pragma_ Hmm. This mmorpg is very good. My trans-kobold robot monk is almost at level two.
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Zhivago ##c 1282198823.13422 pragma_ Hmm. This mmorpg is very good. My trans-kobold robot monk is almost at level two.
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mk-ultra ##c 1282240156.37079 eurythmia eurythmia, so Zhivago is like a grumpy old lady that happens to be a C programmer ?
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n00p ##c 1287334339.19277 boris`` Teckla: Would you like to know why?
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n00p ##c 1287334313.78355 boris`` Teckla: No, I can't practice that in private.
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chris ##c 1287465083.34549 n00p One does not simply pass a into mordor().
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Chris ##c 1287465083.34549 n00p One does not simply pass a into mordor().
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cristi8 ##c 1287496561.94371 specing kotique: why are you interested in my genitals?
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poppavic ##c 1287506179.6042 n00p get people to pay to beta-test it. Amazingly, they will cough up money to suffer.
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PoppaVic ##c 1287506179.6042 n00p get people to pay to beta-test it. Amazingly, they will cough up money to suffer.
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dragonuv ##c 1287785778.13425 pragma_ is it possible to free memory of a program that closed?
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twkm ##c 1287786185.76349 juanmabc most people are too stupid to use embedded systems anyway.
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zhivago ##c 1288179468.13351 n00p Reading is hard, let's go shopping.
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Zhivago ##c 1288179468.13351 n00p Reading is hard, let's go shopping.
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kr04f ##c 1288188443.78475 n00p why care 1byte char or 10 byte char
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zhivago ##c 1288275358.10285 s00p kniu: You need to ask intelligent questions.
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zhivago ##c 1288275418.50679 s00p noktoborus: Probably because your parents dropped you on your head as a child.
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zhivago ##c 1288422982.7236 s00p Do you often fuck christs sake?
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zhivago ##c 1288587321.63337 pragma_ His speling has evidently improved since.
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Zhivago ##c 1288275358.10285 s00p kniu: You need to ask intelligent questions.
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Zhivago ##c 1288275418.50679 s00p noktoborus: Probably because your parents dropped you on your head as a child.
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Zhivago ##c 1288422982.7236 s00p Do you often fuck Christs sake?
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Zhivago ##c 1288587321.63337 pragma_ His speling has evidently improved since.
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bdbdbd ##c 1288602951.10186 n00p IT PRINTS FUCKING NOTHING
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zhivago ##c 1288604338.68968 n00p Is this one of those days where the schools close and let the special children use the internet in the US?
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Zhivago ##c 1288604338.68968 n00p Is this one of those days where the schools close and let the special children use the internet in the US?
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rizlah ##c 1288632688.84361 n00p Sarajevo:- Something like an INI file would be fine for your application IMO.
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jaik ##c 1289135291.50146 Crum Hello all together, I'm a bit confused about the usage of Pointers. I've a pointer char *p = "foo" and a pointer *q. Using the statement q = p makes q pointing on "foo". The C programming language sais "For example, if iq is another pointer to int, iq = ip copies the contents of ip into iq, thus making iq point to whatever ip pointed to." - but when the value *p points to changes to "bar", *q also points to "bar" and not to foo anymore. Isn't that in con
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jafet ##c 1289491752.57349 Math I've always read DBMS as BDSM
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jaytea ##c 1289503096.75346 pragma_ you could also try smoking its pages. that's the quickest way to absorb its information
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darko3d ##c 1289668795.75382 pragma_ is there anyway i can destroy a variable so if put it in a loop it gets declared each time?
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sig^ ##c 1290785302.63968 n00p I sometimes write comments in Lisp
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caze ##c 1290894144.80088 CaZe eboyjr: 15:05:38 <eboyjr> I'm making a javascript implementation of c, so I hope no one minds that sizeof(char) == 2
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zhivago ##c 1291961838.62474 n00p It's like trying to measure a human hair by using an angry bear.
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chris ##c 1291961868.20451 pragma_ It's like trying to measure the mass of a proton with your bathroom scales.
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CaZe ##c 1290894144.80088 CaZe eboyjr: 15:05:38 <eboyjr> I'm making a javascript implementation of c, so I hope no one minds that sizeof(char) == 2
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Zhivago ##c 1291961838.62474 n00p It's like trying to measure a human hair by using an angry bear.
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Chris ##c 1291961868.20451 pragma_ It's like trying to measure the mass of a proton with your bathroom scales.
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mechanist ##c 1292136275.4135 pragma_ you're not but a bunch of lamer
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pzombie ##c 1292551379.90477 pragma_ well, looks like i have to teach you C once i learn it
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zhivago ##c 1295841081.27371 pragma_ It's not surprising that ##c++ are too retarded to help you.
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Zhivago ##c 1295841081.27371 pragma_ It's not surprising that ##c++ are too retarded to help you.
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tzanger ##c 1295903923.77352 pragma_ as soon as you see her ass and tits though the direction seems to be only one way
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sjs205 ##c 1296009881.17875 pragma_ I think i'm going to use a massive scanf with nested scanf's to sort it... should be fine cuse it is all fixed data!
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j-invariant ##c 1296009649.07678 pragma_ what's the best program that tries to tell whether a c program terminates or loops?
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dotblank ##c 1296946020.23387 carcat wow I feel like a moron
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wulf ##c 1297290701.12426 pragma_ ,cc #define foo pri \n #define bar ntf \n #define cat(x,y) x ## y \n #define f(x,y) cat(x,y) \n f(foo,bar)("Hello, World!");
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Wulf ##c 1297290701.12426 pragma_ ,cc #define foo pri \n #define bar ntf \n #define cat(x,y) x ## y \n #define f(x,y) cat(x,y) \n f(foo,bar)("Hello, World!");
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pragma_ ##cc 1297486050.68282 pragma_ i just have these moments where i conveniently forget that i'm insane
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pragma_ #pbot2-test 1297486300.5413 pragma_ I think most people who remain in academia are actually the self-conscious insecure folks that are afraid of not knowing anything. The other people who understand what knowledge is just shrug their shoulders and go around trolling people, like Socrates and 4chan.
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pragma_ ##c 1297811778.29007 pragma_ Some people in here benefit from warnings such as "Do not use hand to stop chain" on chainsaws.
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pragma_ ##c 1297985861.03266 pragma_ "Such an extensive computer science education opened up a wide range of career options, ranging from a professor at a university to ... a professor at another university."
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kulp ##c 1297986017.39203 pragma_ "The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup. The dove fly. Fly is in sky. The dove drop something. The something on the pig. The pig disgusting. The pig rattle. Rattle with dove. The dove angry. The pig leave. The dove produce. Produce is chicken wing. With wing bark. No Quack." — A Neural Network
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zhivago ##c 1300081855.23997 n00p nubnub: All that big O can tell you is how _one particular algorithm_ scales _with respect to itself_.
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Zhivago ##c 1300081855.23997 n00p nubnub: All that big O can tell you is how _one particular algorithm_ scales _with respect to itself_.
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tzanger ##c 1300326093.27169 rizlah it's innocent enough to start up a few, but then you find yourself a few days later with dozens of them and all kinds of locking and exclusivity code wrapping odd parts of the software, an overflowing ashtray and empty bottles of alcohol scattered around the floor
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caze ##c 1300517427.14627 n00p This porridge is too hot. This porridge it too cold. Boo hoo.
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CaZe ##c 1300517427.14627 n00p This porridge is too hot. This porridge it too cold. Boo hoo.
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twkm ##c 1301070961.89707 n00p have tons of fun, use utf-7.
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taylanub ##c 1301342087.26808 CaZe i don't have any real lisp experience but what i hear is enough
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zid` ##c 1302298869.94301 n00p I wasn't aware socrates was an asshole.
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dandaman ##c 1303445894.88279 pragma_ I learned C, i forgot it when I figured out C++ was way better
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dandaman ##c 1303446097.60019 pragma_ out of all the programming channel on freenode, you guys are the douchiest
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mutex_ ##c 1305241559.47538 Wulf wow, i'm stupid
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zhivago ##c 1305782427.2798 boris`` I wish you wouldn't fantasize about my asshole.
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Zhivago ##c 1305782427.2798 boris`` I wish you wouldn't fantasize about my asshole.
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n00p ##c 1306965345.19056 CaZe I live to perv.
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poppavic ##c 1307770140.16644 n00p someday, a book and his very own compiler.
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PoppaVic ##c 1307770140.16644 n00p someday, a book and his very own compiler.
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tigerpaw ##c 1310594959.6896 CaZe dude shut the fuck up. i'm learning something new here
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kate` ##c 1316698853.14392 pragma_ time to hoover my sand
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bardamu ##c 1321473057.09641 pragma_ I don't care what you say.. You don't know me... I have a lot people who love me especially women
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silv3r_m00n ##c 1323847911.6855 pragma_ strcat is throwing exceptions
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jmcg ##c 1324074575.22988 pragma_ I mean, as a compiler, I'd punch you in the face.
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haqe17 ##c 1324783238.26424 pragma_ now that my code compiles, I can see the segfaults :) im so happy
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zhivago ##c 1327935940.51239 GeorgeJ Pantaloons: In any case, you're being a useless retard and you should be aware of this.
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zhivago ##c 1327936299.4043 GeorgeJ How many retarded things do you have to say each day in order to retain your retard license?
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Zhivago ##c 1327935940.51239 GeorgeJ Pantaloons: In any case, you're being a useless retard and you should be aware of this.
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Zhivago ##c 1327936299.4043 GeorgeJ How many retarded things do you have to say each day in order to retain your retard license?
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georgej ##c 1327961210.90647 CaZe pragma_: Does candide save its quotes somewhere?
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tnurgsid ##c 1328860756.80703 fisted_ Zhivago: Did you actually call me retarded? That's not your style.
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rob``` ##c 1329346979.86719 GeorgeJ cs[tc]: your indentation is horrible. if i was printf() i'd give you garbage output too
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thepro4ever ##c 1330560757.67576 pragma_ man i'm an idiot
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thepro4ever ##c 1330560777.36747 pragma_ pragma_: you're an ass
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chris ##c 1330575512.19766 sha0 ninor: I suspect it's some kind of mental retardation.
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caze ##c 1330851423.5035 sha0 I'm just describing the symptoms of the misalignment.
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Chris ##c 1330575512.19766 sha0 ninor: I suspect it's some kind of mental retardation.
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CaZe ##c 1330851423.5035 sha0 I'm just describing the symptoms of the misalignment.
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guidj0s ##c 1330908419.959 sha0 If I had to guess, I'd say the latter is the most stupid.
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kulp ##c 1331050111.6331 pragma_ an architecture course i took permitted any language. i used perl. the next year it was c/c++ only.
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caze ##c 1331625950.99372 CaZe I take it that's not a VPS.
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caze ##c 1331625910.96142 CaZe Both of your packages.
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zhivago ##c 1331879611.50663 pragma_ I do not understand.
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zhivago ##c 1332392703.56716 boris`` dsturbnull: Then any retard can write a retard app without retarding up the rest of your system.
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zhivago ##c 1332900062.69753 sha0 cs: Please sit quietly in the corner.
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CaZe ##c 1331625950.99372 CaZe I take it that's not a VPS.
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CaZe ##c 1331625910.96142 CaZe Both of your packages.
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Zhivago ##c 1331879611.50663 pragma_ I do not understand.
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Zhivago ##c 1332392703.56716 boris`` dsturbnull: Then any retard can write a retard app without retarding up the rest of your system.
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Zhivago ##c 1332900062.69753 sha0 cs: Please sit quietly in the corner.
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duclare ##c 1333291563.14411 sha0 use brain never
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kesselhaus_ ##c 1333291594.7014 sha0 brain is out ..
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chris ##c 1335122126.63198 sha0 Leave my typos alone.
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Chris ##c 1335122126.63198 sha0 Leave my typos alone.
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dizzylizzy ##c 1335398927.25691 sha0 could not possibly be clearer
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sha0 ##c 1335401924.63693 pragma- /me likes Mr. Noodles, anyway.
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applebloom ##c 1335588079.68576 pragma- <pragma-> applebloom: I think your problem isn't your eyes but the fact that you seem to prefer to remain in a state of perplexed stupidity while exclaiming confused startled profanties
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@ -165,31 +164,31 @@ she ##c 1336200433.72763 pragma- That's what.
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pragma- ##c 1336215436.23656 sha0 Stop arguing with me!
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yasar ##c 1335464211.31959 CaZe How would you profile a C program?
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phao ##c 1338318395.19821 pragma- igli, I thought he was creating prog1
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chris ##c 1339733003.29741 CaZe Oh, semantics pedantry.
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poppavic ##c 1341709294.90064 engla alas, plan9 is in a parallel dimension.
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chris ##c 1342102921.74647 pragma- Normally loving C is a symptom of not knowing other languages.
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zhivago ##c 1343808794.97363 CaZe Enthusiastically stupid things make good puppydog but bad programmers.
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zhivago ##c 1343813879.05418 pragma- Ah, never mind -- I'm not very clever today.
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Chris ##c 1339733003.29741 CaZe Oh, semantics pedantry.
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PoppaVic ##c 1341709294.90064 engla alas, plan9 is in a parallel dimension.
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Chris ##c 1342102921.74647 pragma- Normally loving C is a symptom of not knowing other languages.
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Zhivago ##c 1343808794.97363 CaZe Enthusiastically stupid things make good puppydog but bad programmers.
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Zhivago ##c 1343813879.05418 pragma- Ah, never mind -- I'm not very clever today.
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georgej ##c 1343814677.93426 pragma- /me grabs candide's arse.
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zhivago ##c 1343902931.25946 pragma- Sarajevo: Then you will be please to learn that you are a passive homosexual.
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xgc ##c 1343961042.25175 pragma- hays: Undefined behavior can be very confusing. It can sometimes feel like the position your cat is sleeping can change the behavior of your C program.
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zhivago ##c 1343961113.1988 pragma- hays: Hmm. You might want to visit your doctor and have him check you for mental retardation.
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zhivago ##c 1343961169.20752 pragma- hays: Re-read what I said, and try to think of a response that isn't complete gibberish.
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zhivago ##c 1343964427.29518 pragma- "I know, I'll convert my string from utf-16 to utf-32 when users want to select a character and copy it to the clibport, because that will be less trouble!"
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Zhivago ##c 1343902931.25946 pragma- Sarajevo: Then you will be please to learn that you are a passive homosexual.
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Xgc ##c 1343961042.25175 pragma- hays: Undefined behavior can be very confusing. It can sometimes feel like the position your cat is sleeping can change the behavior of your C program.
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Zhivago ##c 1343961113.1988 pragma- hays: Hmm. You might want to visit your doctor and have him check you for mental retardation.
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Zhivago ##c 1343961169.20752 pragma- hays: Re-read what I said, and try to think of a response that isn't complete gibberish.
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Zhivago ##c 1343964427.29518 pragma- "I know, I'll convert my string from utf-16 to utf-32 when users want to select a character and copy it to the clibport, because that will be less trouble!"
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kate` ##c 1343972090.39981 pragma- dardevelin: thank you for the feeback, though; next time you ask for something, i shall refrain from giving my input
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kate` ##c 1343973170.46784 pragma- hey, what do i know? you just told me to shut up, when i was trying to help you. somehow i don't feel like teaching you how to do this
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kate` ##c 1343973926.43453 pragma- /me stabs herself in the face
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zhivago ##c 1343982418.68603 pragma- Do you have a C book, or are you just banging on the keyboard like a monkey?
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Zhivago ##c 1343982418.68603 pragma- Do you have a C book, or are you just banging on the keyboard like a monkey?
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orbitz ##c 1344035770.70519 pragma- ambro718: You never fail to impress me with your ability to create absolutely ridiculous situations that probably don't need to exist in the first place
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zhivago ##c 1344048180.63503 pragma- bcsllc: If you have trouble with the arithmetic, you might ask a small child to help you.
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googleguy ##c 1344167314.40774 pragma- Wow, I almost feel an awkward tingling sensation that this didn't segfault.
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chris ##c 1344584209.85612 pragma- compare it to what, a hot summer's day?
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Zhivago ##c 1344048180.63503 pragma- bcsllc: If you have trouble with the arithmetic, you might ask a small child to help you.
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GoogleGuy ##c 1344167314.40774 pragma- Wow, I almost feel an awkward tingling sensation that this didn't segfault.
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Chris ##c 1344584209.85612 pragma- compare it to what, a hot summer's day?
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pragma- ##c 1344788576.38948 pragma- ESphynx: "I had a problem, so I decided to use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory."
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tordek ##c 1344892414.51945 pragma- rcae cnodtiions rlu!e
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zhivago ##c 1347111741.53122 pragma- Euthy: Most of the ideas that I have are bad ones, so finding external confirmation is very useful.
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Zhivago ##c 1347111741.53122 pragma- Euthy: Most of the ideas that I have are bad ones, so finding external confirmation is very useful.
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euthy ##c 1347112841.97082 pragma- Zhivago: I've had much benefit of talking to imaginary people before, but usually only to gain new ideas. I don't think I've deliberately used it to gain confidence in some idea I'm having doubts about. At least not where someone other than me is the proponent of it.
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chris ##c 1347639946.70395 pragma- sha0coder: it's like taking bumper stickers off a car to reduce weight.
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caze ##c 1348740405.29193 pragma- If the moon were made of cheese, what kind of pizza could you make with it?
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Chris ##c 1347639946.70395 pragma- sha0coder: it's like taking bumper stickers off a car to reduce weight.
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CaZe ##c 1348740405.29193 pragma- If the moon were made of cheese, what kind of pizza could you make with it?
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eboy ##c 1351666535.32506 pragma- When I'm on a bumpy trip I have to enclose my mouth around it to make sure it doesn't spill
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goldstar ##c 1357482420.75581 CaZe yeboot: theoretically speaking, shouldnt it throw an exception or something ? Since printf is looking for a signed value from a variable that is declared unsigned?
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euthy ##c 1357485792.12709 mrout orbitz: What does "is" mean, to you?
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@ -197,20 +196,20 @@ magisterquis ##c 1358546933.23674 engla /me points to his dunce cap.
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orbitz ##c 1358801051.71616 pragma- pragma-: wait until yo utaste my short ribs that fall off the boner
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cam ##c 1358827419.15797 CaZe I thought that as long as one pointer was open it wouldn't allow a free() to remove the object from memory.
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engla ##c 1358987147.17343 engla /me hangs out "Poppa == No shoppa" sign
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zhivago ##c 1359017410.65423 pragma- Anyone who doesn't know what data representation they want should be aborted.
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zhivago ##c 1359639507.80439 engla "You are a cad! Unfit to lick even the sole of my sand nigger boots."
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Zhivago ##c 1359017410.65423 pragma- Anyone who doesn't know what data representation they want should be aborted.
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Zhivago ##c 1359639507.80439 engla "You are a cad! Unfit to lick even the sole of my sand nigger boots."
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comex ##c 1359660136.82085 AeroNotix c arrays are weird(tm)
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aeronotix ##c 1359660998.69233 pragma- "If you sneeze near an array, it turns into pointer."
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zhivago ##c 1359718120.65755 aero1 Richard: Then, well done.
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caze ##c 1359947219.58988 CaZe Too much error and warning data, stopped processing.
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zhivago ##c 1359976876.44201 aero1 If you're reading a byte, then you don't bloody well need to store a float, do you?
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caze ##c 1360166890.20033 lemonade` lemonade`: We're not in the context of real life. We're in the context of talking about C.
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poppavic ##c 1360198316.55118 Vigud #define bob addition\n#include "crap"\n#define bob subtraction\n#include "crap"....
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Zhivago ##c 1359718120.65755 aero1 Richard: Then, well done.
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CaZe ##c 1359947219.58988 CaZe Too much error and warning data, stopped processing.
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Zhivago ##c 1359976876.44201 aero1 If you're reading a byte, then you don't bloody well need to store a float, do you?
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CaZe ##c 1360166890.20033 lemonade` lemonade`: We're not in the context of real life. We're in the context of talking about C.
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PoppaVic ##c 1360198316.55118 Vigud #define bob addition\n#include "crap"\n#define bob subtraction\n#include "crap"....
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ss23 ##c 1360237352.68975 pragma- A programmer saw a problem and decided to solve it he would use threads. two has. Now he problems
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zhivago ##c 1360850950.05185 Vigud As far as C in unix is concerned, eclipse is like tap-dancing while riding a unicycle.
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Zhivago ##c 1360850950.05185 Vigud As far as C in unix is concerned, eclipse is like tap-dancing while riding a unicycle.
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mathi ##c 1361564859.87449 kulp daowee, the problem is that in C it may work while it is wrong :P
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zhivago ##c 1361792348.43704 Vigud I maintain that fish are happier than lobsters.
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poppavic ##c 1361916426.13017 Vigud I before C, except after Tea
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Zhivago ##c 1361792348.43704 Vigud I maintain that fish are happier than lobsters.
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PoppaVic ##c 1361916426.13017 Vigud I before C, except after Tea
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kate` ##c 1363011431.19696 kulp "imagine my code is completely different from what i'm showing you. will it work?"
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beramiah ##c-unregistered 1363060035.28276 guidj0s C n00b here: is there any way to convert from an int**arr to an arr[][]?
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edk ##c 1363260039.58065 sha0 now maybe you'd like to point to the last time I said "stack" in here
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@ -228,9 +227,9 @@ kate` ##c 1372020332.52302 rob`` are you full of penis, orbitz?
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orbitz ##c 1372022826.21166 kate` lemonade`: i don't know what point you're trying to make but i'm convinced it's both wrong and stupid.
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pragma- ##c 1372462203.32531 nitrix "huhu?" are you a chimpanzee?
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guidj0s ##c 1373832274.50267 beaky Goplat: "Stack allocation" is a ridiculous, vague and imprecise term.
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zhivago ##c 1374136478.70222 CaZe You can implement a stack using three eggs and a length of string.
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zhivago ##c 1374559884.2237 Ebony kanupatar: Are actual Indians called names like Baraguruswamy?
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zhivago ##c 1374560049.54469 pragma- Well, it would be like meeting a Chinese person called Ping pong ching chong.
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Zhivago ##c 1374136478.70222 CaZe You can implement a stack using three eggs and a length of string.
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Zhivago ##c 1374559884.2237 Ebony kanupatar: Are actual Indians called names like Baraguruswamy?
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Zhivago ##c 1374560049.54469 pragma- Well, it would be like meeting a Chinese person called Ping pong ching chong.
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nitrix ##c 1375123447.17857 nitrix Whatever floats your boat. A sea of problems seems reasonable.
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pragma- ##c 1375215032.85488 nitrix You can try to idiot-proof everything, the world will just produce a bigger idiot.
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pragma- ##c 1375271953.65163 jpmelos L8D: We get plenty of idiots in here -- it's not like you stand out as the king of idiots or anything.
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@ -240,11 +239,11 @@ pragma- ##c 1377661092.67747 nitrix In the butt.
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pragma- ##c 1378002209.71538 sha0 get a room, you two.
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zid` ##c 1377998940.82915 zid` Did kate died?
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hiptobecubic ##c 1378164682.6022 nitrix "We put pins between the keys to encourage attention to detail"
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caze ##c 1378179288.29742 pragma- Wow, those indians and pakistanis are pretty limber.
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zhivago ##c 1379032941.09143 nitrix Tis an ill cant that uses ur like so.
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CaZe ##c 1378179288.29742 pragma- Wow, those indians and pakistanis are pretty limber.
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Zhivago ##c 1379032941.09143 nitrix Tis an ill cant that uses ur like so.
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pragma- ##c 1379513552.45165 nitrix I wish I had a real boy. All I have is a wooden puppet.
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brachiation ##c 1379577545.32148 CaZe well, i want to use for loops, so i think c99 is best for me.
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maxdamantus ##c 1379593366.07943 mar77i Replace || with )))))))))))||((((((((((( and = with )))))))))))))=(((((((((((((, then add brackets to the ends of the expression to make the numbers match up.
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Maxdamantus ##c 1379593366.07943 mar77i Replace || with )))))))))))||((((((((((( and = with )))))))))))))=(((((((((((((, then add brackets to the ends of the expression to make the numbers match up.
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stormhawk ##c 1379674724.19653 beaky Wow, beaky recommends it, that's enough to kill sales for a few years.
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kesselhaus_ ##c 1379718995.21907 beaky aaahhhh ... 3 weeks OFF .. out of that chaos computing club called "work"
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edk ##c 1380666146.7031 pragma- Mine got in first on my end!
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@ -264,7 +263,7 @@ nitrix ##c 1381509578.91181 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos Of cours
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zeldak+pragma- ##c 1381587046.99123 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos Hi, I have difficulty to read another person code, is this normal? What could I do to minimize it? <pragma-> have you tried a magnifying glass?
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pragma- ##c 1381887046.39123 phox!~phox@frankenbrick.pcic.uvic.ca Sometimes I use big words that I don't understand in order to make myself seem more photosynthesis.
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pgib ##c 1382044550.04954 pgib!~pgib@nat/cisco/x-clkabrrgzqxjjfdl I'm in the namespace namespace. fortunately we have namespaces so you don't confuse namespace with the namespace namespace
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zhivago ##c 1382073377.35603 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix nitrix: On the other hand, you could have spent the last 10 hours being staked out on top of a fire ant nest with electrodes attached to your nipples.
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Zhivago ##c 1382073377.35603 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix nitrix: On the other hand, you could have spent the last 10 hours being staked out on top of a fire ant nest with electrodes attached to your nipples.
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jalcine+pragma- ##c 1382100841.12561 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos I actually know a chick who codes that symlink'd `man` to `woman` <pragma-> more proof that women are insane.
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pgib ##c 1382105785.88161 pgib!~pgib@nat/cisco/x-cmevzergmgesrunn cousteau, oh yeah baby troll me. we can do it under the bridge
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pgib ##c 1382111425.35395 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix Just because you were molested by a tree doesn't mean they are all the same
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@ -280,8 +279,19 @@ winsoff+winsoff ##c 1382681833.82734 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos
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pragma- ##c 1382753729.24626 sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com magic only exists for those who believe through and through.
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pragma- ##c 1382753756.0818 sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com #include <magic.h>
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tj1 ##c 1382767573.05394 sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com Where I can find list of all standart already written library C functions in linux. This will avoid me from writing my own bicycles. Is gnu.org/software/libc/manual/html_mono/libc.html what I need?
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frog_sha0+pragma-+zhivago ##c 1382842809.76278 frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com /me watches a hypothesis about Marilyn Monroe being killed by an enema. <pragma-> sounds like a crappy way to go <zhivago> Maybe Gandhi got to her.
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frog_sha0+pragma-+Zhivago ##c 1382842809.76278 frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com /me watches a hypothesis about Marilyn Monroe being killed by an enema. <pragma-> sounds like a crappy way to go <Zhivago> Maybe Gandhi got to her.
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nitrix ##c 1382855360.49377 sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com It's time you start worshipping pragma-, man.
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sha0+sha0 ##c 1382855367.47386 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix You probably can't guess what's coming. <sha0> Get it out, quickly.
|
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pragma- ##c 1383007455.49923 edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk please join #zhivago-fanclub. for a one-time $15 contribution we will send you a poster and a mixtape including such classics as "Were you dropped on your head as a child?", "Perhaps you might find a small child to help you" and "You should see a doctor to check for signs of mental retardation"! Limited time only, join now!
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||||
frog_sha0+chris+chris ##c 1383091096.086 frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com The following is a joke: If you #define ever (;;) then you can do: for ever { ... } <chris> it's a joke because it's horrible, not because it doesn't work. <chris> (because obviously forever has no space)
|
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pragma- ##c 1383007455.49923 edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk please join #Zhivago-fanclub. for a one-time $15 contribution we will send you a poster and a mixtape including such classics as "Were you dropped on your head as a child?", "Perhaps you might find a small child to help you" and "You should see a doctor to check for signs of mental retardation"! Limited time only, join now!
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||||
frog_sha0+Chris+Chris ##c 1383091096.086 frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com The following is a joke: If you #define ever (;;) then you can do: for ever { ... } <Chris> it's a joke because it's horrible, not because it doesn't work. <Chris> (because obviously forever has no space)
|
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pragma- ##c 1383313444.13333 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos "i'm making a robot, it uses C to interface with its components" "wow that's neat, what does your robot do?" "it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls"
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Zhivago+zeno`+pragma- ##c 1383478715.94236 edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk Green Kangaroos? <zeno`> Kangaroo should not be capitalised. <pragma-> Free the kangaroos from the tyranny of capitalism!
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Zhivago+Zhivago+Chris ##c 1383629837.82912 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos I always write the code before any tests, myself. <Zhivago> Then I use tests to prevent regression and also to explore corner cases for non-trivial things. <Chris> I write the binaries with a hex editor then I write the appropriate code to match it when compiled.
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Zhivago+Zhivago ##c 1383715966.38371 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos I'm looking forward to when you can train machines by hitting them with a stick. <Zhivago> Toast too brown -- whack, whack!
|
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pragma- ##c 1383715982.37867 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos I still half-expect myself to wake up in "the real world" when I die and all my friends will be surrounding me and laughing at the replays of my virtual life on the holographic display attached to my terminal.
|
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Zhivago ##c 1384063046.63209 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix Don't be upset at being accurately described -- if you don't like the description, change how you do things.
|
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Zhivago ##c 1384065998.24442 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix You need to apply an honest critical evaluation to what you want to master.
|
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edk+boru ##c 1384127040.81025 sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com a facebutt sounds rather technically challenging <boru> Unless it involves two consenting adults.
|
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nitrix+nitrix ##c 1384301386.81229 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos davidio 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen <nitrix> jackie 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
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Zhivago ##c 1384316122.53029 edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk Anyhow, I respect that lilo died before he could embezzle the funds.
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Chris+IHunger+Chris+IHunger+IHunger ##c 1384316262.06803 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos /me attempts to further poison his brain with C++ <IHunger> Don't do it, man! It's not worth it! <Chris> I'm doing my part to determine the LD50 of C++ <IHunger> Ahh, well there'll be something useful out of it then. <IHunger> Thanks for taking one for the team ;)
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