diff --git a/Plugins/FuncBuiltins.pm b/Plugins/FuncBuiltins.pm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..099f0f3e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Plugins/FuncBuiltins.pm
@@ -0,0 +1,104 @@
+# File: FuncBuiltins.pm
+# Author: pragma-
+#
+# Purpose: Registers the basic built-in Functions
+
+# This Source Code Form is subject to the terms of the Mozilla Public
+# License, v. 2.0. If a copy of the MPL was not distributed with this
+# file, You can obtain one at http://mozilla.org/MPL/2.0/.
+
+package Plugins::FuncBuiltins;
+use parent 'Plugins::Plugin';
+
+use warnings; use strict;
+use feature 'unicode_strings';
+
+sub initialize {
+  my ($self, %conf) = @_;
+  $self->{pbot}->{functions}->register(
+    'title',
+    {
+      desc   => 'Title-cases text',
+      usage  => 'title <text>',
+      subref => sub { $self->func_title(@_) }
+    }
+  );
+  $self->{pbot}->{functions}->register(
+    'ucfirst',
+    {
+      desc   => 'Uppercases first character',
+      usage  => 'ucfirst <text>',
+      subref => sub { $self->func_ucfirst(@_) }
+    }
+  );
+  $self->{pbot}->{functions}->register(
+    'uc',
+    {
+      desc   => 'Uppercases all characters',
+      usage  => 'uc <text>',
+      subref => sub { $self->func_uc(@_) }
+    }
+  );
+  $self->{pbot}->{functions}->register(
+    'lc',
+    {
+      desc   => 'Lowercases all characters',
+      usage  => 'lc <text>',
+      subref => sub { $self->func_lc(@_) }
+    }
+  );
+  $self->{pbot}->{functions}->register(
+    'unquote',
+    {
+      desc   => 'removes unescaped surrounding quotes and strips escapes from escaped quotes',
+      usage  => 'unquote <text>',
+      subref => sub { $self->func_unquote(@_) }
+    }
+  );
+}
+
+sub unload {
+  my $self = shift;
+  $self->{pbot}->{functions}->unregister('title');
+  $self->{pbot}->{functions}->unregister('ucfirst');
+  $self->{pbot}->{functions}->unregister('uc');
+  $self->{pbot}->{functions}->unregister('lc');
+  $self->{pbot}->{functions}->unregister('unquote');
+}
+
+sub func_unquote {
+  my $self = shift;
+  my $text = "@_";
+  $text =~ s/^"(.*?)(?<!\\)"$/$1/ || $text =~ s/^'(.*?)(?<!\\)'$/$1/;
+  $text =~ s/(?<!\\)\\'/'/g;
+  $text =~ s/(?<!\\)\\"/"/g;
+  return $text;
+}
+
+sub func_title {
+  my $self = shift;
+  my $text = "@_";
+  $text = ucfirst lc $text;
+  $text =~ s/ (\w)/' ' . uc $1/ge;
+  return $text;
+}
+
+sub func_ucfirst {
+  my $self = shift;
+  my $text = "@_";
+  return ucfirst $text;
+}
+
+sub func_uc {
+  my $self = shift;
+  my $text = "@_";
+  return uc $text;
+}
+
+sub func_lc {
+  my $self = shift;
+  my $text = "@_";
+  return lc $text;
+}
+
+1;
diff --git a/data/plugin_autoload b/data/plugin_autoload
index 896db324..bd7eac88 100644
--- a/data/plugin_autoload
+++ b/data/plugin_autoload
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@ AntiTwitter
 AutoRejoin
 Counter
 Date
+FuncBuiltins
 GoogleSearch
 Quotegrabs
 RemindMe