diff --git a/Plugins/FuncSed.pm b/Plugins/FuncSed.pm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..a5838204
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Plugins/FuncSed.pm
@@ -0,0 +1,65 @@
+# File: FuncSed.pm
+# Author: pragma-
+#
+# Purpose: Registers the sed Function
+
+# This Source Code Form is subject to the terms of the Mozilla Public
+# License, v. 2.0. If a copy of the MPL was not distributed with this
+# file, You can obtain one at http://mozilla.org/MPL/2.0/.
+
+package Plugins::FuncSed;
+use parent 'Plugins::Plugin';
+
+use warnings; use strict;
+use feature 'unicode_strings';
+
+sub initialize {
+  my ($self, %conf) = @_;
+  $self->{pbot}->{functions}->register(
+    'sed',
+    {
+      desc   => 'a sed-like stream editor',
+      usage  => 'sed s/<regex>/<replacement>/[Pig]; P preserve case; i ignore case; g replace all',
+      subref => sub { $self->func_sed(@_) }
+    }
+  );
+}
+
+sub unload {
+  my $self = shift;
+  $self->{pbot}->{functions}->unregister('sed');
+}
+
+# near-verbatim insertion of krok's `sed` factoid
+no warnings;
+sub func_sed {
+  my $self = shift;
+  my $text = "@_";
+
+  if ($text =~ /^s(.)(.*?)(?<!\\)\1(.*?)(?<!\\)\1(\S*)\s+(.*)/p) {
+    my ($a, $r, $g, $m, $t) = ($5,"'\"$3\"'", index($4,"g") != -1, $4, $2);
+
+    if ($m=~/P/) {
+      $r =~ s/^'"(.*)"'$/$1/;
+      $m=~s/P//g;
+
+      if($g) {
+        $a =~ s|(?$m)($t)|$1=~/^[A-Z][^A-Z]/?ucfirst$r:($1=~/^[A-Z]+$/?uc$r:$r)|gie;
+      } else {
+        $a =~ s|(?$m)($t)|$1=~/^[A-Z][^A-Z]/?ucfirst$r:($1=~/^[A-Z]+$/?uc$r:$r)|ie;
+      }
+    } else {
+      if ($g) {
+        $a =~ s/(?$m)$t/$r/geee;
+      } else {
+        $a=~s/(?$m)$t/$r/eee;
+      }
+    }
+    return $a;
+  } else {
+    return "sed: syntax error";
+  }
+}
+use warnings;
+
+1;
diff --git a/data/plugin_autoload b/data/plugin_autoload
index bd7eac88..01c15942 100644
--- a/data/plugin_autoload
+++ b/data/plugin_autoload
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@ AutoRejoin
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