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action: http://www.libsdl.org
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type: text
action: #include <limits.h> - maximum value for type short. - >= 32,767
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action: #include <limits.h> - minimum value for type short. - <= -32,767
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trigger: SIGBUS
type: text
action: a signal sent when an address is referenced that is not correctly aligned
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owner: Major-Willard
ref_count: 2
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trigger: SIGSEGV
type: text
action: a signal sent when an address is referenced that has not been allocated to your virtual address space
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owner: Major-Willard
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trigger: SIGUSR1
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action: a signal reserved for unspecified user process use
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owner: Major-Willard
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trigger: SIGUSR2
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action: a signal reserved for unspecified user process use
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trigger: SNAFU
type: text
action: Situation Normal All Fucked Up
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owner: Major-Willard
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action: "Standard Operating Procedure"
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trigger: Sailormoon
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action: an ignorant Nazi-supporter who makes up imaginary stories about his education in order to disguise the fact that he flunked out of elementary school and didn't make it to high school; now he can only be accepted by Canadian TV Internet colleges, where he spends $1200 every 3 months on Internet classes with a robot teacher. Also, rarely emerges from his parents' house. Converse with this person only if you wish to be insulted and belittled.
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action: Swedish for Creator, and he doesn't want you to bug him about it, anymore
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
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trigger: Squall`
type: text
action: the sexiest hacker on the planet
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owner: Squall`
ref_count: 3
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trigger: TARFU
type: text
action: Things Are Really Fucked Up
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owner: Major-Willard
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trigger: TIL
type: text
action: "Threaded Interpretive Language"
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trigger: TLI
type: text
action: "Too Little Info"
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owner: PoppaVic
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ref_user: PoppaVic
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trigger: TMI
type: text
action: "Too Much Info"
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owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 1
ref_user: PoppaVic
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trigger: TheLandlord
type: text
action: a majorly stupid retard.
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owner: pragma_
ref_count: 2
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trigger: TheStar
type: text
action: that huge glowing orb in the sky.
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owner: TheStar
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trigger: UB
type: text
action: undefined behavior. See, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undefined_behavior
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owner: LordOllie
ref_count: 11
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trigger: UCHAR_MAX
type: text
action: #include <limits.h> - maximum value for type unsigned char. - >= 255
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enabled: 1
owner: defrost
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trigger: UINT_MAX
type: text
action: #include <limits.h> - UINT_MAX - maximum value of an unsigned int object, at least 65535
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owner: twkm
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trigger: ULONG_MAX
type: text
action: #include <limits.h> - ULONG_MAX - maximum value of an unsigned long int object, at least 4294967295
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owner: twkm
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trigger: USHRT_MAX
type: text
action: #include <limits.h> - maximum value for type unsigned short. - >= 65,535
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owner: defrost
ref_count: 0
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trigger: UTSL
type: text
action: /say Use the source, Luke!
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf_
ref_count: 10
ref_user: Wulf4
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trigger: Utopiah
type: text
action: a Google-and-Wikipedia whore who likes to quote random links, but doesn't really understand the contents of most of them; never goes outside to interact with reality, and is a sheltered fool who cannot differentiate sarcasm and metaphors from literal speech.
action: the array subscript operator. It is also part of declarator syntax. The expressions (x[y]) and (*(x + y)) are equivalent. See also &x[y].
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owner: pragma_
ref_count: 7
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: \
type: text
action: the line continuation character; used in strings to specify special characters; used in character constants to specify special characters; when followed by u or U in C99, is used to specify a universal character name for use in string constants, character constants, or identifiers.
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owner: Major-Willard
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trigger: \Wbot(.*)
type: regex
action: say $bot_reply
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trigger: \Wcake(.*)
type: regex
action: say $the_cake
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trigger: \n
type: text
action: (new line) Moves the active position to the initial position of the next line.
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owner: Wulf_
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trigger: \r
type: text
action: (carriage return) Moves the active position to the initial position of the current line.
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enabled: 1
owner: Wulf_
ref_count: 0
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trigger: ^
type: text
action: the bitwise exclusive OR (XOR) binary operator
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enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
ref_count: 11
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type: regex
action: 8ball
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owner: pragma_
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trigger: ^aren?'?t?\s(.*)
type: regex
action: 8ball
created_on: 1195010513
enabled: 1
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trigger: ^bot(.*)
type: regex
action: say $bot_reply
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ref_count: 0
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trigger: ^cake(.*)
type: regex
action: say $the_cake
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owner: pragma_
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trigger: ^can'?t?\s(.*)
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action: 8ball
created_on: 1195010466
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trigger: ^do[n't]+?\s(.*)
type: regex
action: 8ball
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trigger: ^does.*
type: regex
action: 8ball
created_on: 1271375261
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
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trigger: ^good\sgirl$
type: regex
action: me wags her tail happily.
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owner: pragma_
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trigger: ^how
type: regex
action: 8ball
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owner: pragma_
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trigger: ^how\s(.*)
type: regex
action: say $nick, $how_answers
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trigger: ^i\s(.*)
type: regex
action: say That's $severity $question_type, $nick.
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trigger: ^isn?'?t?\s(.*)
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action: 8ball
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trigger: ^wh?(a|u)t'?s?\s?up
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action: hi
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trigger: ^what\s(.*)
type: regex
action: say $nick, $what_answers
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trigger: ^what\sis\s(.*)
type: regex
action: def2 $1
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trigger: ^who\sis\s(.*)
type: regex
action: def2 $1
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: ^will\s(.*)
type: regex
action: 8ball
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owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
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trigger: ^won'?t\s(.*)
type: regex
action: 8ball
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
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trigger: ^wouldn?'?t?\s(.*)
type: regex
action: 8ball
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
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trigger: ^you\s([^.,!?;]+).*$
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action: say I $1? $reaction
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owner: pragma_
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trigger: _
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action: /say All identifiers that begin with an underscore and either an uppercase letter or another underscore are always reserved for any use. All identifiers that begin with an underscore are always reserved for use as identifiers with file scope in both the ordinary and tag name spaces. (ISO 9899:1999, 7.1.3) Don't use such identifiers.
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trigger: __
type: text
action: /say seriously, will everbody please just shut up about the *__*!*@* ban already. it's there to stop idle reconnecting clients postfixing underscores
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enabled: 1
owner: kate`
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trigger: _dwu_
type: text
action: a clown
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trigger: a_good_c_tutorial
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action: /call google "the tutorial, by being brief, may also be misleading"
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trigger: acoshl
type: text
action: #include <math.h> - long double acoshl(long double);
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enabled: 1
owner: twkm
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trigger: acosl
type: text
action: #include <math.h> - long double acosl(long double);
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enabled: 1
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ref_count: 0
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trigger: acronym
type: module
action: acronym.pl
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 432
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trigger: address
type: text
action: C has pointer types and addresses (or pointer values). foo x; &x results in an address that points to an object. foo *y; y is an instance of a pointer type. Instances of pointer types do not magically point to objects. They must be assigned to before being used, for example: y = &x;
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trigger: adjective
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action: fail stupid ignorant annoying awesome unique able adorable adventurous active afraid aggressive amusing awful bad bitter brief careless careful dark dangerous cheap chilly clean
action: "I recommend to" "My advice is to" "I think it $advicehelper2 be $advicehelper3 to" "I think it $advicehelper2 be $advicehelper3 to" "I think it $advicehelper2 be $advicehelper3 to" "I think it $advicehelper2 be $advicehelper3 to" "I think it $advicehelper2 be $advicehelper3 to"
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trigger: aids
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action: "There's no easy way to say this. You got aids. Yuck! :x" $noaids $noaids $noaids "You contracted aids from $who_answers!" "You were attacked by a $animals! You now have aids." $noaids $noaids
action: Yes. "Most likely." No. "I think not." Brilliant! "Are you a $sizes $idiot?" "Definitely not." "Most assuredly." Absolutely! "Not likely!" "Do I look like I care?" "Ask again later." "Outlook good." "Outlook not so good." "Reply hazy, try again." "Forget it!" "Yeah, right." "As if!" "Can has happy fun time!" "Signs point to yes." "You may rely on it." "That gives me an idea!"
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trigger: any2c
type: text
action: recode ascii..ascii/x
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trigger: apple
type: text
action: a fruit
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owner: kleinbottle
ref_count: 2
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trigger: apue
type: text
action: Advanced Programming in the UNIX Environment, by Stevens and Rago, see http://www.apuebook.com/
created_on: 1268625692
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 5
ref_user: Dianora
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trigger: apue2
type: text
action: http://www.apuebook.com/
created_on: 1197696012
enabled: 1
owner: kp
ref_count: 5
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trigger: archivist
type: text
action: someone who wishes he had an identity
created_on: 1110594100
enabled: 1
owner: Squall`
ref_count: 3
ref_user: archivist
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trigger: argc
type: text
action: the traditional name of the first parameter to main(); argc is non-negative and gives the number of command line arugments (including the program name).
created_on: 1104396991
enabled: 1
owner: prec
ref_count: 3
ref_user: Draconx
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trigger: argv
type: text
action: the traditional name of the second parameter to main(); argv[argc] == NULL; if argc>0 argv[0] is the program name. if argc>1, argv[1] through argv[argc-1] are the command line arguments.
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trigger: array
type: text
action: An array type describes a contiguously allocated nonempty set of objects with a particular member object type, called the element type.
created_on: 1247726531
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf_
ref_count: 6
ref_user: wiel
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trigger: arrays
type: text
action: /say Arrays and pointers: http://www.eskimo.com/~scs/C-faq/s6.html
created_on: 1106022495
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 38
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: aryptr
type: text
action: http://c-faq.com/aryptr/index.html
created_on: 1257021622
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trigger: asdf
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action: /say Well, that doesn't make sense
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enabled: 1
owner: Legion
ref_count: 1
ref_user: Legion
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trigger: asinhl
type: text
action: #include <math.h> - long double asinhl(long double);
action: /say If you have a question, just ask. If somebody knows, they'll answer :) For best results, be specific, informative, complete, concise and on-topic! Don't ask if you can ask a question. Don't ask if anyone uses/knows about foo. Please don't be demanding or insulting. Remember, we're all volunteers. Also see: http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
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owner: pragma_
ref_count: 198
ref_user: s00p
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trigger: assume
type: text
action: "Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups"
created_on: 1204315475
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 2
ref_user: PoppaVic
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trigger: atan2l
type: text
action: #include <math.h> - long double atan2l(long double,long double);
created_on: 1104371981
enabled: 1
owner: twkm
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: atanl
type: text
action: #include <math.h> - long double atanl(long double);
action: a common disease mostly contracted by beginning programmers. There is no known cure except that over time, outbreaks will occur with less and less frequency.
created_on: 1106336163
enabled: 1
owner: prec
ref_count: 4
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: bodily_action
type: text
action: vomits sneezes coughs snores yawns
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owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
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trigger: body_action
type: text
action: snorts coughs sneezes snores chokes spasms "cracks his neck" "scratches his butt"
created_on: 1109657461
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: body_part
type: text
action: arm hand head foot leg face ass ear nose neck "left buttock" nuts
created_on: 1109021527
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 3
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: book
type: text
action: /me points accusingly at $args, "Where is your book?!"
created_on: 1179504776
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 750
ref_user: Wulf
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trigger: book2
type: text
action: "What book are you [not] reading?"
created_on: 1179569523
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 6
ref_user: PoppaVic
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trigger: books
type: text
action: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Books
created_on: 1104378101
enabled: 1
owner: twkm
ref_count: 447
ref_user: angie
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trigger: booty(.*)
type: regex
action: me wiggles her butt.
created_on: 1195532640
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: bossbear
type: text
action: an unoriginal plagarist and UFO nut whose babble closely resembles http://timecube.com -- Do not click any of his links.
created_on: 1259019160
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 5
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: bot_reply
type: text
action: "Bot? Where?" "We can't stop here, this is bot country!" "Who's a bot?"
created_on: 1195528131
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: botsnack
type: text
action: /me $eat_adverbs $eat_actions her snack.
created_on: 1174693123
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 219
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: bottom_up
type: text
action: http://www.paulgraham.com/progbot.html
created_on: 1187190800
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: bounce
type: text
action: /me bounces around.
created_on: 1108872842
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 13
ref_user: Legion
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trigger: break
type: text
action: the statement used terminate the currently executing block
created_on: 1104888615
enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
ref_count: 3
ref_user: ktietz
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trigger: british
type: text
action: http://www.effingpot.com/index.shtml
created_on: 1208327851
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
ref_user: jwillia3
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trigger: bun
type: text
action: /msg Legion hello
created_on: 1273334896
enabled: 1
owner: Legion
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: but
type: text
action: not +1
created_on: 1261152016
enabled: 1
owner: M1TE5H
ref_count: 1
ref_user: darkscriptc
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trigger: bvalek2
type: text
action: a next-generation AI bot
created_on: 1263206502
enabled: 1
owner: bvalek2
ref_count: 4
ref_user: bvalek2
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trigger: bye
type: text
action: /say $bye_words, $nick
created_on: 1109365229
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 25
ref_user: Legion
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trigger: bye!
type: text
action: /say Excellently observed, $nick, but let us cultivate our garden.
created_on: 1109793039
enabled: 1
owner: NeverDream
ref_count: 1
ref_user: NeverDream
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trigger: bye_words
type: text
action: Bye Later Adios Good-bye Sayonara Bye-bye "See you later"
created_on: 1109013658
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 3
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: byte
type: text
action: defined by the C standard as an addressable unit of storage large enough to hold a character value. The char type is byte-sized and is at least 8 bits wide. CHAR_BIT in <limits.h> defines the byte size for any given implementation. The term "byte" is most often used to mean 8 bits; however, the term octet is preferred.
created_on: 1104873342
enabled: 1
owner: prec
ref_count: 13
ref_user: sjm13
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trigger: c
type: text
action: /say C is a low level language designed to make assembly "easier", useful for device drivers or operating systems. Thusly, one has to maintain buffers, memory, and various low level information. C is not meant to be used for everyday applications, a common misconception.
created_on: 1108006206
enabled: 1
owner: pragma
ref_count: 142
ref_user: Legion
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trigger: c++
type: text
action: /say C++ is not C, try ##c++
created_on: 1108585029
enabled: 1
owner: NeverDream
ref_count: 44
ref_user: zu22
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trigger: c++diffs
type: text
action: http://david.tribble.com/text/cdiffs.htm
created_on: 1204224553
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 4
ref_user: lemonade`
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trigger: c/c++
type: text
action: http://david.tribble.com/text/cdiffs.htm
created_on: 1252250954
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 1
ref_user: Chris
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trigger: c10k
type: text
action: the c10k problem, see http://www.kegel.com/c10k.html
action: See http://www.cyberspace.org/~pfv/libcgisock.html for a nifty little module for the Apache Web Server that allows a browser to connect to programs already loading and running on remote systems via the ubiquitous Unix-Socket.
created_on: 1106002098
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: channel
type: text
action: the iwn
created_on: 1253185803
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
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trigger: channelstats
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action: /say See http://ortdotlove.net/c.html for #C channel statistics for irc.freenode.net!
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owner: pragma_
ref_count: 5
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trigger: char*a,b
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action: /say The declaration "char* a, b" declares a as a pointer to char and b as a char - it does not declare b as a pointer to char.
created_on: 1262676676
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owner: Random832
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trigger: charset
type: text
action: a character set is a set of characters. http://www.cs.tut.fi/~jkorpela/chars.html
created_on: 1107982156
enabled: 1
owner: prec
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trigger: chill
type: text
action: /say OK, it's getting a little hairy, and really we're all here because we love C. So relax, take a walk, have a cuppa, whatever. Er.. please? ;)
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owner: notadev
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trigger: class
type: text
action: not c, try ##c++
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trigger: cluebat
type: text
action: /me whacks $args with a $sizes $colors cluebat.
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ref_count: 2
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trigger: codeblocks
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action: /say Code::Blocks is a fairly popular IDE for C and C++ development. Some folks beef that it has been distributing nightly builds and not releasing stable ones for quite some time now, others like it for this very fact. http://codeblocks.org
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trigger: codepad
type: module
action: codepad.pl
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owner: pragma_
ref_count: 972
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trigger: colors
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action: red green yellow blue purple pink brown black white octarine cyan magenta orange
action: /say Please paste a *compilable* test-case that exhibits your symptoms. If the code is incomplete, we cannot discount potential errors or undefined behavior elsewhere in your code, nor can we use our tools to debug. Please do not waste our time this way.
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trigger: compilerline
type: text
action: Order Matters: CC <overall options> [-std=whatever] <debugging> <optimizing> <warnings> [-pedantic] <Other Include Paths> <Other Lib Paths> <Magic Defines> <Magic Undefines> [-f<language/platform options] [-m<machine options>] [-o outfile] files..... (this is all documented, and files can be .c or .o, .a or .so, or -l<to be linked> commands.) <paraphrased from man gcc>
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trigger: compliance
type: text
action: !portability
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trigger: compliment
type: module
action: compliment
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 51
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trigger: const
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action: http://publications.gbdirect.co.uk/c_book/chapter8/const_and_volatile.html - see section 8.4.1, http://c-faq.com/ansi/constmismatch.html
created_on: 1107648578
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ref_count: 19
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trigger: continue
type: text
action: the statement used recommence the currently executing block
created_on: 1104888657
enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
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trigger: controlstack
type: text
action: http://www.answers.com/topic/call-stack
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owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 2
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trigger: converting
type: text
action: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Converting
created_on: 1106351170
enabled: 1
owner: prec
ref_count: 4
ref_user: orbitz
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trigger: cookie
type: text
action: /call botsnack
created_on: 1195333486
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 22
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trigger: coupon
type: text
action: http://scorpaen.com/yo/dishstfu.jpg
created_on: 1203409804
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owner: pragma_
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trigger: cpp
type: text
action: The C Preprocessor ; integrated with gcc
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enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 18
ref_user: jwillia3
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trigger: cpp-com
type: text
action: /say cplusplus-dot-com is a C++-related website that happens to reference C89 functions. Many of the examples given are actually C++ because they use 'headers' such as <cstdio> instead of <stdio.h>. A better reference would be the !c99 standard.
action: A declaration specifies the interpretation and attributes of a set of identifiers. A definition of an identifier is a declaration for that identifier that: for an object, causes storage to be reserved for that object; for a function, includes the function body; for an enumeration constant or typedef name, is the (only) declaration of the identifier.
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owner: kate`
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trigger: def2
type: module
action: define2.pl
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 42
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trigger: default
type: text
action: Hi there! Take a look at !k&r or !standard! Good luck!
action: YOU MUST DIE. http://omploader.org/vMjQ4MQ
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enabled: 1
owner: syntropy
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trigger: digraph
type: text
action: a two character alternative punctuator, intended to make using c possible on systems where the primary punctuator is missing, typically from keyboards. they are normal tokens, so are processed in the same way as other source characters (apart from trigraphs).
created_on: 1104552499
enabled: 1
owner: twkm
ref_count: 2
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trigger: do
type: text
action: /call 8ball
created_on: 1194467444
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 65
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trigger: dock
type: text
action: /me docks penises with $args
created_on: 1255049382
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 3
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trigger: doesn'?t\swork
type: regex
action: doesntwork
created_on: 1231207773
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
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trigger: doesntcare
type: text
action: /say Standard C does not know nor care about colors, mice, windows, keyboards, networks or any other system specific things. If you want help with something like that, you would want to tell us what OS, compiler, tools or libraries you are or intend to use/abuse.
created_on: 1105954303
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 14
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: doesntwork
type: text
action: /say "It doesn't work!" is not very informative for the people trying to help you. Please describe what you think may be wrong, what results you expected to get and what instead actually happens. Pasting a compilable test-case and/or compiler messages to http://codepad.org/ may be helpful.
created_on: 1175456821
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 130
ref_user: s00p
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trigger: don'?t\scast\smalloc,?
type: regex
action: dontcastmalloc
created_on: 1194258211
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
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trigger: dontcastmalloc
type: text
action: /say There is no need to cast the result of library functions that return void *; it makes your code hard to read, adds no value, and can hide a bug if you don't have a valid prototype in scope. See http://www.cpax.org.uk/prg/writings/casting.php and http://c-faq.com/malloc/mallocnocast.html
created_on: 1104594725
enabled: 1
owner: infobahn
ref_count: 453
ref_user: Wulf
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trigger: dooky
type: text
action: the destroyer of worlds, an ardent sandwich eater.
created_on: 1109726391
enabled: 1
owner: dooky
ref_count: 6
ref_user: Major-Willard
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trigger: double
type: text
action: /say When taking input for type double you need to use lf format specifier in the scanf statement. But when you are outputting a double you use f format specifier in the printf statements.
action: the keyword that executes a statement/block should an ''if'' expression evaluates to false
created_on: 1105258795
enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: errno
type: text
action: library error macro, #include <errno.h> The macro designates a modifiable int object that is asigned a value greater than zero on certain library errors. see http://www.iso-9899.info/man?strerror
created_on: 1104386234
enabled: 1
owner: defrost
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trigger: errors
type: text
action: /say If you have an error message please paste the actual error message. Do not say "I have an error in my code." Please paste the relevant code at http://rafb.net/paste/ with comments indicating the line numbers and a description of what you're trying to accomplish. Do not ask to "find the error in my code, plzz".
created_on: 1108853504
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 17
ref_user: lemonade`
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trigger: escapes
type: text
action: http://www-ccs.ucsd.edu/c/charset.html
created_on: 1186590660
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
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trigger: espdiff
type: text
action: a program which applies the appropriate transformation to a patch or set of patches, depending on what you intend to accomplish.
created_on: 1106956904
enabled: 1
owner: prec
ref_count: 0
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trigger: everything
type: text
action: for the best, right?
created_on: 1264580456
enabled: 1
owner: Nately
ref_count: 2
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trigger: evilandomnipotence
type: text
action: http://www.ditext.com/mackie/evil.html
created_on: 1260213447
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
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trigger: excuse
type: module
action: excuse.sh
created_on: 1236819394
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 253
ref_user: Legion
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trigger: existence
type: text
action: /say The most basic property is the property that there are no properties; which is a property in itself. The most basic object is the void; which by the same vein of the first sentence means that there cannot be a void. Everything and nothing is filled with something. Existence is simply a paradox of contradictions and opposite reactions. Ones and zeroes, truth and fiction. Everything that shall be will be. A collective imagination of sentience.
created_on: 1258974955
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 10
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trigger: explain
type: text
action: /call cdecl explain
created_on: 1191042468
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1889
ref_user: wvd
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trigger: f
type: text
action: /call double
created_on: 1195072614
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 11
ref_user: Chris
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trigger: faces
type: text
action: :) ;) :o >:) :p :P~ :D ;-D :^) =^.^= >:O
created_on: 1209250455
enabled: 1
owner: kate`
ref_count: 1
ref_user: kate`
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trigger: factoid
type: text
action: of information
created_on: 1108616481
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: i
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trigger: factoids
type: text
action: /call list factoids
created_on: 1192737117
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 5
ref_user: appletizer
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trigger: false
type: text
action: !true
created_on: 1197769474
enabled: 1
owner: snhmib
ref_count: 4
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trigger: fap
type: text
action: /say $nick, fap to something on the first page of $fapsites
action: a C library function for parsing command-line arguments. It is found on Linux, BSD, and other Unix systems.
created_on: 1237062000
enabled: 1
owner: Quetzalcoatl_
ref_count: 1
ref_user: cousteau
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trigger: gets
type: text
action: very bad. It cannot be told the size of the buffer to read in, therefore it has no way of preventing buffer overflows. Use fgets() with 'stdin' as the FILE* instead. http://www.eskimo.com/~scs/C-faq/q12.23.html
created_on: 1108103139
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 51
ref_user: wito
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trigger: gettimeofday
type: text
action: a function that returns the time in seconds and milliseconds since the epoch (Thursday, January 1 1970) and the local timezone
created_on: 1104639290
enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: gigo
type: text
action: Garbage In, Garbage Out -- http://c-faq.com/malloc/malloc1.html
created_on: 1177948351
enabled: 1
owner: prec
ref_count: 5
ref_user: zu22
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trigger: global
type: text
action: /say There is no "global" scope in C. There are four kinds of scopes: function, file, block, and function prototype. A variable that appears outside of any block or list of parameters has file scope, which terminates at the end of the translation unit.
action: /say It's not unreasonable that if computer programmers developed an autonomous self-learning/self-correcting AI world and allowed it to run for several billion iterations; then came back to it, that they may not be able to alter it without destroying it. If such a programmer were to have orginally created debug routines and backdoors, such code would ultimately point to obsolete code regions.
action: /say Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: "Any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad-hoc, informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp."
created_on: 1108933892
enabled: 1
owner: mauke
ref_count: 3
ref_user: leth
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trigger: grot
type: text
action: /say <grot> I remember the relief of waking up one morning (sane) in a hospital bed, after a night of terror after smoking cannbis, having freaked out completely and developed symptoms that went beyond ordinary panic attacks
created_on: 1260048234
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 6
ref_user: grot
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trigger: gspy
type: module
action: gspy.pl
created_on: 1105953720
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 48
ref_user: Sailormoon
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trigger: gtop10
type: module
action: gtop10.pl
created_on: 1175420853
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 12
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: gtop15
type: module
action: gtop15.pl
created_on: 1175428910
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 47
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: guesscoding
type: text
action: the act of trying to write code without learning the language, or to use a library without reading the documentation. How guesscoders even get anything done is anyone's guess.
created_on: 1215947047
enabled: 1
owner: Tefaj
ref_count: 4
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trigger: gut
type: text
action: /call get
created_on: 1257712588
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
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trigger: gw
type: text
action: /say "Given..Want": What do you have to work with? What's the desired goal? Between them is the resulting Process. Now ask yourself: WHY am I doing this? Why THIS way?
created_on: 1254241388
enabled: 1
owner: dbtid
ref_count: 23
ref_user: PoppaVic
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trigger: h
type: text
action: /say To learn all about $args, see http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Candide#$args
action: /say To learn all about me, see http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Candide
created_on: 1109792986
enabled: 1
owner: NeverDream
ref_count: 445
ref_user: alick
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trigger: herring
type: text
action: a vicious species, loyal only to Baughn. Attempts to wrest control of the Herring Hordes can result in consequences similar to http://fukung.net/v/2833/15cod.jpg .
action: http://www.yesfunny.com/Sports/sports8.jpeg -- in other words, are you sure C is for you?
created_on: 1205575974
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 2
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: hit
type: text
action: /call slap
created_on: 1258701405
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 3
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trigger: hmmm
type: text
action: it in
created_on: 1230314812
enabled: 1
owner: Dianora
ref_count: 0
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trigger: hola
type: text
action: /call hi
created_on: 1193167207
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 2
ref_user: anttil
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trigger: homework
type: text
action: /say We can help with homework, as long as it's within the spirit of the assignment. We won't do it for you, though.
created_on: 1231165509
enabled: 1
owner: kate`
ref_count: 24
ref_user: LeoNerd
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trigger: horoscope
type: module
action: horoscope
created_on: 1255107146
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 20
ref_user: Teckla
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trigger: hostile
type: text
action: http://www.iscblog.info/blog/display/32
created_on: 1105037725
enabled: 1
owner: prec
ref_count: 1
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trigger: house
type: text
action: /say What you're attempting is akin to an apprentence carpenter attempting to construct an entire house without having learned how to measure. In other words, there will be a lot of holes -- if the entire contraption doesn't fall apart completely.
created_on: 1194058489
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 3
ref_user: mauke
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trigger: how_answers
type: text
action: "I don't know." "If you investigate a $sizes amount further, you can figure it out." "Are you thinking clearly?" "Are you sure you're not a $sizes $idiot?" "By reading the documentation, of course."
action: /say An identifier can denote an object; a function; a tag or a member of a structure, union, or enumeration; a typedef name; a label name; a macro name; or a macro parameter. The same identifier can denote different entities at different points in the program.
action: the keyword that tests a bracketed expression and if true, executes the following statement or block; if the expression evaluates to false an optional ''else'' clause is executed
created_on: 1105258377
enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
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ref_user: M1TE5H
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trigger: ignore
type: text
action: nubsauce
created_on: 1204687457
enabled: 1
owner: snhmib
ref_count: 0
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trigger: ilmm
type: text
action: /say I love my mother. Her behaviour is well defined.
created_on: 1272700243
enabled: 1
owner: n00p
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: implementation
type: text
action: a particular set of software, running in a particular translation environment under particular control options, that performs translation of programs for, and supports execution of functions in, a particular execution environment (ISO/IEC 9899:1999 3.12)
created_on: 1106459085
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
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trigger: insult
type: module
action: insult.pl
created_on: 1236819209
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 371
ref_user: Legion
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trigger: int
type: text
action: a signed integer data type, at least 16 bits wide, which must be able to represent (at least) all the numbers in the range -32767 to +32767. Its lowest value, INT_MIN, and highest value, INT_MAX, are defined in <limits.h>
action: /say IPC is Inter-Process Communication. A nice tutorial for UNIX is at http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~beej/guide/ipc/
created_on: 1104609621
enabled: 1
owner: twkm
ref_count: 7
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trigger: isospec
type: text
action: /call standard
created_on: 1192736447
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 2
ref_user: lemonadedrink
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trigger: it
type: text
action: beyond true
created_on: 1254141732
enabled: 1
owner: RuralHack
ref_count: 6
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trigger: it\sworks
type: regex
action: works
created_on: 1231373738
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: itworks
type: text
action: /call works
created_on: 1231373861
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 4
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: javabad
type: text
action: /call size
created_on: 1199480034
enabled: 1
owner: Baughn_
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trigger: jekle
type: text
action: /say Warning: Dr|Jekle is full of moronic nonsensical illogical gibberish babble.
created_on: 1257669023
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 3
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trigger: joeyadams
type: text
action: a noob who doesn't know what he's talking about. He thinks an array and a pointer are the same thing.
created_on: 1249675948
enabled: 1
owner: joeyadams
ref_count: 6
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: jonbryan
type: text
action: a 1337 h4x0r
created_on: 1106453242
enabled: 1
owner: jonbryan
ref_count: 0
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trigger: jseamus
type: text
action: obsessed with finding his identity.
created_on: 1259024447
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
ref_user: PARLIAMENT
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trigger: jump
type: text
action: /me jumps out the window
created_on: 1194414478
enabled: 1
owner: kp
ref_count: 1
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trigger: k&r
type: text
action: /say K&R is The C Programming Language, 2nd edition, by Kernighan and Ritchie, http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/cbook/ - be sure to see the errata as well, at http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/cbook/2ediffs.html
created_on: 1243951633
enabled: 1
owner: Chris
ref_count: 467
ref_user: apples
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trigger: k&r2
type: text
action: /call k&r
created_on: 1198032355
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 33
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: kate
type: text
action: fond of enums
created_on: 1177134347
enabled: 1
owner: kate`
ref_count: 9
ref_user: kate`
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trigger: kate`
type: text
action: Lasagnasian
created_on: 1177655583
enabled: 1
owner: Baughn
ref_count: 6
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: kernelnewbies
type: text
action: #kernelnewbies at irc.kernelnewbies.org (or irc.oftc.net).
created_on: 1107807003
enabled: 1
owner: noselasd
ref_count: 0
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trigger: kickass
type: text
action: /me kicks $args's ass with a $weapon
created_on: 1208762874
enabled: 1
owner: andy
ref_count: 3
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trigger: kill
type: text
action: /me kills $args
created_on: 1258609384
enabled: 1
owner: PARLIAMENT
ref_count: 5
ref_user: Nately
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trigger: kiss
type: text
action: /me kisses $args
created_on: 1233633783
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 17
ref_user: zacs7
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trigger: kp
type: text
action: a loser
created_on: 1194414391
enabled: 1
owner: mmg0
ref_count: 1
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trigger: lart
type: text
action: /me makes an attitude adjustment upside $args's head with the aid of a $lart_tool
action: /say Most beginners are just trying to learn C. Try not to question their "silly" methods and please try to provide the answer to the question they are asking. They will learn better tricks as they gain more experience. One cannot expect someone to instantly know the _best_ way to write 'foo'. You were a beginner once; only by persistence did you learn more efficient methods. Try not redicule the beginners.
created_on: 1108007774
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 8
ref_user: appletizer
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trigger: lf
type: text
action: /call double
created_on: 1195072615
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
ref_user: Random832
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trigger: libpack
type: text
action: http://www.leonerd.org.uk/code/libpack
created_on: 1200500816
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 65
ref_user: Wulf
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trigger: lidapin
type: text
action: /say Vill du bli fin, får du lida pin.
created_on: 1268386194
enabled: 1
owner: kate`
ref_count: 1
ref_user: kate`
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trigger: limits
type: text
action: http://www.landercasper.com/sounds.html#stayhere search for "limits"
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enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 1
ref_user: PoppaVic
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trigger: line
type: text
action: a sequence of characters terminated by a newline sequence ('\n' in C, CRLF in various Internet protocols).
action: a signed integer data type, at least 32 bits wide, which must be able to represent (at least) all the integers in the range -2147483647 to +2147483647. Its lowest value, LONG_MIN, and highest value, LONG_MAX, are defined in <limits.h>
action: expression with an object type or an incomplete type other than void
created_on: 1251745741
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf_
ref_count: 2
ref_user: Wulf_
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trigger: lysator
type: text
action: http://www.lysator.liu.se/c/
created_on: 1104460803
enabled: 1
owner: twkm
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: magic
type: text
action: /me dances, magic, dance!
created_on: 1196992954
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 9
ref_user: Saparok
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trigger: main
type: text
action: int main(int argc, char *argv[]); or int main(int argc, char **argv); or int main(void); See also ''argc'' and ''argv''; the standard entry point to C programs
created_on: 1104231974
enabled: 1
owner: twkm
ref_count: 74
ref_user: Jafet
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trigger: mainloop_io
type: text
action: http://www.linuxjournal.com/article/8545
created_on: 1181404512
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 7
ref_user: PoppaVic
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trigger: make
type: text
action: /say make: *** Don't know how to make `$args'. Stop.
action: /say If there's more than one possible outcome of a job or task, and one of those outcomes will result in disaster or an undesirable consequence, then somebody will do it that way.
action: someone who doesn't know candide commands. Ha ha!
created_on: 1256592064
enabled: 1
owner: joeyadams
ref_count: 1
ref_user: joeyadams
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trigger: necrophile
type: text
action: /me plays dead
created_on: 1194246813
enabled: 1
owner: kp
ref_count: 3
ref_user: kp
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trigger: nelemof
type: text
action: a standard idiom for computing the number of elements in an array variable: #define nelemof(array) (sizeof array/sizeof *array)
created_on: 1108151345
enabled: 1
owner: prec
ref_count: 2
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: never
type: text
action: /say http://bit.ly/2KsmMm
created_on: 1249676626
enabled: 1
owner: syntropy
ref_count: 1
ref_user: syntropy
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trigger: next
type: text
action: /say Another satisfied customer! NEXT!!
created_on: 1270253222
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 5
ref_user: Wulf
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trigger: nickreg
type: text
action: /say In order to speak in this channel, you must register your IRC nick-name through NickServ. See `/msg nickserv help register` or follow the guide at http://www.wikihow.com/Register-a-User-Name-on-Freenode
created_on: 1267639456
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: ninjaescapde
type: text
action: pragma_
created_on: 1197786816
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: noaids
type: text
action: "Whew, you lucked out" "The needle was clean!" "The fresh corpse was clean!" "The prosititute didn't have aids!" "The teddy bear was aids free." "The homeless bum didn't have aids!" "Your hands were aids-free that time." "$who_answers didn't have aids . . . yet!" "$who_answers is aids-free at this time."
created_on: 1264284537
enabled: 1
owner: PARLIAMENT
ref_count: 1
ref_user: PARLIAMENT
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trigger: nobook
type: text
action: /say If you don't have a book then you are wasting your time and ours. The only good way to learn C or C++ is throuhg a book. If you are too cheap to buy a book then just give up and learn something else that doesn't require a book. In eithercase, go away until you have a book.
created_on: 1186245248
enabled: 1
owner: Baughn
ref_count: 8
ref_user: PoppaVic
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trigger: north
type: text
action: /say $rpg_ans
created_on: 1231873805
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 16
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: northeast
type: text
action: /say $rpg_ans
created_on: 1231873992
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 6
ref_user: Wulf_
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trigger: northwest
type: text
action: /say $rpg_ans
created_on: 1231873986
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 5
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: notC
type: text
action: /say ##C is not a support channel for applications written in C. If there aren't any manuals for the relevant software, then ask the authors of the software. If they've run away, don't use the software. It doesn't take Albert Einstein to work out that ##C is not a good place to ask about operating systems that are written in C. Please find a more suitable channel.
created_on: 1273154639
enabled: 1
owner: n00p
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: notfound
type: text
action: "What are you $talking about?" "Say what?" "Come again?" "Make sense much?"
created_on: 1194262141
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 2
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: noun
type: text
action: troll
created_on: 1254003143
enabled: 1
owner: syntropy
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: nowandthen
type: text
action: http://www.cheaphumor.com/nowandthen.html
created_on: 1254519322
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: object
type: text
action: region of data storage in the execution environment, the contents of which can represent values
created_on: 1240461189
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf_
ref_count: 10
ref_user: Wulf_
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trigger: objectcgi
type: text
action: See http://www.messners.com/objectcgi/objectcgi.html for a library to handle web CGI with C.
created_on: 1106001595
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: offtopic
type: text
action: my pants are going on a rapmage through a long island bowling alley
action: /say Considering your ineptitude and lack of formulating pointed questions, these people have actually wasted more time attempting to assist you than you deserve. I suggest you copy the answers they are giving you and take a break to review them later when you are of a more calm disposition. Obviously you are too upset or frustrated to think straight. Go have an oreo.
created_on: 1108081475
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 10
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: owner
type: text
action: /say upsidedown is my owner.
created_on: 1260340966
enabled: 1
owner: umopepisdn`
ref_count: 1
ref_user: umopepisdn`
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trigger: pZombie
type: text
action: a moron incapable of logic who hasn't taken any computer science or electrical engineering classes and therefore holds mystical beliefs about what is possible with robots and simulations, constantly fabricating ridiculous laughable experiments.
created_on: 1258884496
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 9
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: pant_status
type: text
action: off on crotchless "around ankles" "showing butt-crack"
action: /say Paste code/errors to http://codepad.org
created_on: 1247850332
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 54
ref_user: Xgc
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trigger: pastebin
type: text
action: /say Please do not use pastebin.org. The reasons are many, including: the font is small and makes '1' and 'l' indistinguishable, among others; lacks syntax highlighting; copy/paste includes line numbers; cluttered layout; etc. Please use http://codepad.org instead.
created_on: 1193081655
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 58
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: pastebin.com
type: text
action: /say pastebin.com and similar pastebins have ugly colour contrast, hard-to-read fonts, and insert pesky line numbers into the clipboard. Please use a better pastebin, like http://rafb.net/paste.
action: /say Please do not abbreviate 'please', 'thanks' or 'sorry'. It makes you look as though you don't really care. See http://lumpio.no-ip.com/dont-use-thx-sry-plz.txt
created_on: 1187652483
enabled: 1
owner: Draconx
ref_count: 19
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: pointerfun
type: text
action: /call binky
created_on: 1206989366
enabled: 1
owner: Baughn
ref_count: 9
ref_user: lemonade`_
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trigger: pointerops
type: text
action: /say The * operator makes an object from a pointer value. The & operator makes a pointer value from an object.
created_on: 1195411991
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 5
ref_user: kate`
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trigger: pointers
type: text
action: http://pw2.netcom.com/~tjensen/ptr/cpoint.htm and http://c-faq.com/ptrs/index.html
created_on: 1107379418
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 107
ref_user: Lenhix
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trigger: portability
type: text
action: very important: http://clc-wiki.net/wiki/C_community:comp.lang.c:Portability_attitude
created_on: 1263936716
enabled: 1
owner: n00p
ref_count: 2
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: portable
type: text
action: C
created_on: 1260142236
enabled: 1
owner: KernelJ
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: portal
type: text
action: http://portal.wecreatestuff.com/
created_on: 1194469348
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: posix
type: text
action: /say The Open Group Base Specifications Issue 6: http://www.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/009695399/
action: http://predef.sourceforge.net/ -- the Pre-defined C/C++ Compiler Macros project
created_on: 1191766349
enabled: 1
owner: Auris-
ref_count: 11
ref_user: s00p
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trigger: prepared
type: text
action: /say If you're working on this, you really shouldn't be asking C questions. All your C questions should have been answered years ago or you probably aren't ready/prepared for this project.
created_on: 1175464588
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 13
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: preprocessor
type: text
action: an application that processes code before compilation/execution.
created_on: 1109792251
enabled: 1
owner: NeverDream
ref_count: 2
ref_user: Lenhix
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trigger: process
type: text
action: /call projectprocess
created_on: 1180197626
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 3
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: projectprocess
type: text
action: http://www.projectcartoon.com/cartoon/644
created_on: 1180197615
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 4
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: prototype
type: text
action: a function declaration that also includes types for the parameters.
created_on: 1105035288
enabled: 1
owner: twkm
ref_count: 9
ref_user: Soul_keeper
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trigger: pth
type: text
action: http://www.gnu.org/software/pth/
created_on: 1181487162
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 5
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: qed
type: text
action: the multi-file, command line editor written by Rob Pike
created_on: 1106889817
enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: qsort
type: text
action: sort an array of data, #include <stdlib.h>, void qsort(void *base, size_t nelems, size_t elsize, int (*compar)(const void *, const void *)); returns nothing, see http://www.iso-9899.info/man?qsort
action: /say For quotegrab commands: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Candide#Quotegrabs -- For a table of grabbed quotes: http://blackshell.com/~msmud/candide/quotegrabs.html
created_on: 1260876948
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 18
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: quotehelp
type: text
action: /say Usage: !quote [--author <author>] [text] -- If you use !quote without arguments, it returns a random quote; if you use it with an argument, it searches for quotes containing that text; if you add --author <name> at the end, it searches for a quote by that author; if you specify text and --author, it searches for quotes by that author, containing that text.
created_on: 1258776165
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 13
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: rafb
type: text
action: /call paste
created_on: 1194140597
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 72
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: rand
type: text
action: pseudo-random number generator, #include <stdlib.h>, int rand(void); returns the next number in the sequence in the range [0,RAND_MAX], see http://www.iso-9899.info/man?rand; a *printf format specifier which converts its signed int argument to decimal representation; a *scanf format specifier which parses a decimal representation to its int* argument; test
created_on: 1104397431
enabled: 1
owner: twkm
ref_count: 5
ref_user: kate`
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trigger: rationale
type: text
action: /say Draft ANSI C Rationale: http://www.scribd.com/doc/16306895/Draft-ANSI-C-Rationale
action: "a pointer type may be derived from a function type, an object type, or an incomplete type, called the referenced type. A pointer type describes an object whose value provides a reference to an entity of the referenced type. A pointer type derived from the referenced type T is sometimes called ``pointer to T''. The construction of a pointer type from a referenced type is called ``pointer type derivation''."
created_on: 1107989463
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 2
ref_user: lemonade`
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trigger: references
type: text
action: C does not have pass-by-reference or "heavy" references like C++ or some other languages do. C does have a definition of references that is probably not what you want or need to know about, see: !referencedtype
created_on: 1108087719
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 3
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: regexp
type: text
action: http://swtch.com/~rsc/regexp/regexp1.html
created_on: 1205423735
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 3
ref_user: PoppaVic
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trigger: register
type: text
action: a storage-class specifier for an object that suggests that access for the object be as fast as possible. The extent to which the suggestion is effective is implementation defined. Whether or not addressable storage is actually used, the address of any part of an object declared with storage-class specifier register cannot be computed.
created_on: 1107636580
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 9
ref_user: Syntropy|Laptop
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trigger: religion
type: text
action: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Religion
created_on: 1202935690
enabled: 1
owner: Baughn
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: resistance
type: text
action: futile.
created_on: 1195527445
enabled: 1
owner: kp
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: resources
type: text
action: http://www.cognitiveprocess.com/~rjh/prg/portable/c/resources.html - http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Web_resources - http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Books - See also: reference
created_on: 1106813548
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 17
ref_user: KucukMubasir
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trigger: restrict
type: text
action: a type qualifier, which may only be used with a pointer type, and which requires that objects referenced through such a pointer must be made through a single pointer value, i.e., no aliases / pointers into other parts of the object are allowed
created_on: 1105427254
enabled: 1
owner: twkm
ref_count: 6
ref_user: syntropy_
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trigger: retort
type: text
action: /call insult
created_on: 1237170413
enabled: 1
owner: snhmib
ref_count: 5
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: rock
type: text
action: /call rockpaperscissors
created_on: 1273104501
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 2
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: rockpaperscissors
type: text
action: /me uses $rps!
created_on: 1273104483
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 7
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: roulette
type: text
action: /say $roulette_outcome
created_on: 1254874530
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 143
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: roulette_outcome
type: text
action: *click* *click* *click* *click* *BANG!*
created_on: 1254874748
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: rpg_ans
type: text
action: "You are standing $rpg_location. You see a $sizes $rpg_location2 to the $rpg_direction." "You have been killed by a $sizes $animals! R.I.P."
created_on: 1231873892
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: rpg_direction
type: text
action: north east south west southwest northwest northeast southeast
created_on: 1231873524
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: rpg_distance
type: text
action: "near" "close to" "next to" "in"
created_on: 1231873429
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: rpg_location
type: text
action: "$rpg_distance a $sizes $rpg_location2"
created_on: 1231873398
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 3
ref_user: snhmib
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trigger: rpg_location2
type: text
action: city castle headshop village "bath house"
created_on: 1231873954
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
ref_user: snhmib
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trigger: rps
type: text
action: rock paper scissors
created_on: 1273104493
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: rq
type: text
action: random quote in ##c++
created_on: 1234617864
enabled: 1
owner: orbitz
ref_count: 10
ref_user: bone
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trigger: rtfb
type: text
action: /say Read the @#&ing Book - Your primary guide for learning C should be a good book (see http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Books). You must not expect to become a proficient C programmer just from reading crappy online `tuts', staring at other people's code, and/or boring us to death by asking dozens of exceedingly trivial questions.
created_on: 1192833517
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 9
ref_user: lemonade`
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trigger: rtfm
type: text
action: /say Please find and read the documentation for that.
created_on: 1199758774
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 31
ref_user: Wulf_
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trigger: rtfm_smack
type: text
action: upside across about over
created_on: 1109185551
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: ruby
type: text
action: better
created_on: 1254141633
enabled: 1
owner: RuralHack
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: rules
type: text
action: $nick rules
created_on: 1264177779
enabled: 1
owner: gunninK
ref_count: 2
ref_user: gunninK
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trigger: rvalue
type: text
action: the "value of an expression"
created_on: 1251745571
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf_
ref_count: 1
ref_user: Wulf_
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trigger: s&w
type: text
action: when k&r fails, try http://www.smith-wesson.com/
created_on: 1251220163
enabled: 1
owner: ment
ref_count: 1
ref_user: ment
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trigger: say
type: text
action: /say $args
created_on: 1251663502
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 365
ref_user: SoulSeller
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trigger: scanf
type: text
action: a function that's stupid - "It's nearly impossible to do decent error recovery with scanf; usually it's far easier to read entire lines (with fgets or the like), then interpret them, either using sscanf or some other techniques." - See http://www.eskimo.com/~scs/C-faq/q12.20.html
created_on: 1106970012
enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
ref_count: 298
ref_user: Dianora
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trigger: scanf_is_stupid
type: text
action: /say It looks like the !scanf factoid was unsuccessful at convincing you not to use scanf(). scanf() isn't really that stupid, providing you know how to use it correctly. Chris Torek explains some problems with the way scanf() is commonly used and provides methods of solving those problems here: http://bytes.com/topic/c/answers/215517-warning-against-scanf#post840862
created_on: 1264982172
enabled: 1
owner: n00p
ref_count: 5
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: schildt
type: text
action: please avoid herbert schildt's books, see http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Main_Page#Stuff_that_should_be_avoided
action: Evaluation of an expression may produce side effects. At certain specified points in the execution sequence called sequence points, all side effects of previous evaluations shall be complete and no side effects of subsequent evaluations shall have taken place.
created_on: 1263575275
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: serialize
type: text
action: packing structures, usually portably for later extraction: see man 3 xdr as well as http://tpl.sourceforge.net/ and http://www.leonerd.org.uk/code/libpack/
created_on: 1266811304
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 4
ref_user: PoppaVic
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trigger: severity
type: text
action: very slighty moderately profoundly blatantly absolutely
created_on: 1195012218
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: sex
type: text
action: /say Sex is allowed in ##C only on weekdays starting with 'T'.
created_on: 1243974321
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 5
ref_user: Nately
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trigger: shoot
type: text
action: /me $weapon_action her $weapon and $shoot_action $args's $body_part.
action: a signed integer data type, at least 16 bits wide, which must be able to represent (at least) all the numbers in the range -32767 to +32767. Its lowest value, SHRT_MIN, and highest value, SHRT_MAX, are defined in <limits.h>
created_on: 1104595429
enabled: 1
owner: infobahn
ref_count: 3
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: should
type: text
action: /call advice
created_on: 1258762922
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 15
ref_user: prose
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trigger: shouldn?'?t?\s(.*)
type: regex
action: 8ball
created_on: 1195010837
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: show
type: text
action: oort
created_on: 1264736132
enabled: 1
owner: tolkad
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: sicp
type: text
action: "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs", http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/
action: an unsigned integer type which is the result type of the sizeof operator. A size_t variable can store the size of any object. C90: printf("%lu\n", (unsigned long)sizeof a); C99: printf("%zu\n", sizeof a);
created_on: 1107760223
enabled: 1
owner: prec
ref_count: 11
ref_user: s00p
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trigger: sizeof
type: text
action: an operator which yields the size, in bytes, of the expression or the parenthesized type given as its operand. The result type of the sizeof operator is size_t. See also size_t and byte.
created_on: 1108181591
enabled: 1
owner: prec
ref_count: 13
ref_user: Wulf_
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trigger: sizes
type: text
action: large small tiny massive huge gigantic titanic teeny miniscule
created_on: 1108931310
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 7
ref_user: R0b0t1
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trigger: skapare
type: text
action: Swedish for Creator, and he doesn't want you to bug him about it, anymore
created_on: 1105953849
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: sky
type: text
action: /say The sky is $colors.
created_on: 1186181196
enabled: 1
owner: upd
ref_count: 19
ref_user: Legion
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trigger: slap
type: text
action: /me $attacks $args with a $sizes $animal_nouns $animals!
created_on: 1108932778
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 104
ref_user: Love4Boobies
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trigger: sleep
type: text
action: waste of time
created_on: 1108585791
enabled: 1
owner: pepper^
ref_count: 1
ref_user: pepper^
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trigger: smart
type: text
action: /say See http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
action: /say My guts can be browsed at http://code.google.com/p/pbot2-pl/source/browse/#svn/trunk or checked out via ` svn checkout http://pbot2-pl.googlecode.com/svn/trunk `
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owner: pragma_
ref_count: 65
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trigger: south
type: text
action: /say $rpg_ans
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 2
ref_user: Spark
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trigger: southeast
type: text
action: /say $rpg_ans
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
ref_user: cousteau
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trigger: southwest
type: text
action: /say $rpg_ans
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enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 2
ref_user: Wulf_
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trigger: spiral
type: text
action: The "Clockwise/Spiral Rule" is a technique for understanding C declarations. See http://c-faq.com/decl/spiral.anderson.html
created_on: 1198028238
enabled: 1
owner: Draconx|Laptop
ref_count: 10
ref_user: Draconx
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trigger: sry
type: text
action: /call plz
created_on: 1187652590
enabled: 1
owner: Draconx
ref_count: 4
ref_user: chroos
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trigger: sscanf
type: text
action: /say The sscanf function is similar to scanf, except that its input comes from a string instead of a stream. fgets is commonly used prior to sscanf to provide a simple approach which doesn't leave unmatched bytes on the stream, unlike scanf. Note that sscanf's and sprintf's format specifiers are not perfectly reflective, and that it is possible for fgets to fetch part of a line.
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owner: pragma_
ref_count: 2
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: stack
type: text
action: /say This factoid coming soon from OldWolfNZ!
action: /say C99 + TC1,2,3 working paper: http://open-std.org/JTC1/SC22/WG14/www/docs/n1256.pdf - Quick C library reference: http://www.acm.uiuc.edu/webmonkeys/book/c_guide/ - An explanation of all C standards: http://clc-wiki.net/wiki/The_C_Standard - Draft ANSI C Rationale: http://www.scribd.com/doc/16306895/Draft-ANSI-C-Rationale
created_on: 1249578326
enabled: 1
owner: kate`
ref_count: 55
ref_user: kjelle
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trigger: static
type: text
action: used if the function/variable is only used in one source file, at file scope, it should be declared as static; variables of this storage class are initialised to zero; variables of this storage class which are declared in functions maintain their value between calls to the function
created_on: 1106976976
enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
ref_count: 15
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: std
type: text
action: /call standard
created_on: 1247743928
enabled: 1
owner: Chris
ref_count: 135
ref_user: kjelle
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trigger: std::
type: text
action: C++, not C. Try #c++
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owner: NeverDream
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trigger: stdarg
type: text
action: interfaces for handling variable argument lists; #include <stdarg.h>; void va_start(va_list ap, arg); void va_copy(va_list dest, va_list src); type va_arg(va_list ap, type); void va_end(va_list ap); see http://www.iso-9899.info/man?stdarg
created_on: 1104404716
enabled: 1
owner: prec
ref_count: 2
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: stderr
type: text
action: a FILE *, traditionally associated with file descriptor 2
created_on: 1104616252
enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
ref_count: 1
ref_user: s00p
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trigger: stdin
type: text
action: a FILE *, traditionally associated with file descriptor 0, using fflush() with it is generally pointless
created_on: 1104616182
enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
ref_count: 16
ref_user: Major-Willard
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trigger: stdinflush
type: text
action: /say Will fflush(stdin) flush unread characters from the standard input stream? No! See http://www.c-faq.com/stdio/stdinflush.html and http://www.c-faq.com/stdio/stdinflush2.html
created_on: 1193892288
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 19
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trigger: stdout
type: text
action: a FILE *, traditionally associated with file descriptor 1
action: /say If you do not stop it, I'm going to invoke my scary admin powers against you. You've been warned.
created_on: 1249676931
enabled: 1
owner: joeyadams
ref_count: 4
ref_user: aeritharcanum
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trigger: storage
type: text
action: /call linkageandstorage
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enabled: 1
owner: kate`
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: str
type: text
action: a reserved file-scope identifier prefix when followed by a lowercase letter
created_on: 1104399552
enabled: 1
owner: prec
ref_count: 4
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: string
type: text
action: a sequence of characters terminated by and including a null character ; http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/String
created_on: 1179262366
enabled: 1
owner: kate`
ref_count: 36
ref_user: wiel
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trigger: strlen(s)
type: text
action: quite expressive
created_on: 1224143962
enabled: 1
owner: banisterfiend
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: strncpy
type: text
action: http://c-faq.com/lib/strncpy.html and http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2005/01/07/348437.aspx
created_on: 1204705609
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 9
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: struct
type: text
action: used to define an abstract data type containing other (possibly nested) data types
created_on: 1104886362
enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
ref_count: 7
ref_user: vikasap
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trigger: stupid
type: text
action: /say $args is a $sizes $idiot!
created_on: 1194256622
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 29
ref_user: elderK
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trigger: support
type: text
action: /say If you are looking for installation support for a particular piece of software, you are in the wrong place. This channel exists for C programmers and those aspiring to be C programmers -- it is not a general software support channel.
created_on: 1108943444
enabled: 1
owner: prec
ref_count: 19
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: surprise
type: text
action: /say How about a nice cold glass of shut the fuck up
created_on: 1250290153
enabled: 1
owner: syntropy_
ref_count: 2
ref_user: syntropy_
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trigger: system-dependent
type: text
action: /call doesntcare
created_on: 1199480739
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 2
ref_user: jwillia3
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trigger: t&g
type: text
action: The C Answer Book by Clovis L. Tondo and Scott E. Gimpel.
action: The Art of Computer Programming, by Knuth, http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Special:Booksources/0201485419
created_on: 1104462083
enabled: 1
owner: twkm
ref_count: 9
ref_user: nadder
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trigger: taunt
type: text
action: /call insult
created_on: 1259025697
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: teacher
type: text
action: /say If someone in the channel is asking pointed questions of a specific individual, please do not answer their questions if you are not that individual. We're sure you're quite smart and capable, but the point is to let the individual infer the answer himself. You can give a programmer Coca-cola, but if you teach them how to carbonate coffee ...
created_on: 1199779292
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 5
ref_user: kate`
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trigger: teaching
type: text
action: not just accepting that the person asking knows what they are doing and has merely forgotten the proper forms to use. Rather, they need insight into what solutions exist to solve the problems they face; for which, there can be no better tool than a clear explanation of the problem, even if you must draw it out of them millimeter by torturous millimeter.
action: A simple program that grows and evolves to _test_ what you learn/read and is disposable.
created_on: 1187198287
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 3
ref_user: Wulf
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trigger: testcase
type: text
action: /say A testcase is a minimal compilable example exhibiting your symptoms. "Minimal" means just the bare essentials required to illustrate your question. Please paste a testcase at http://codepad.org to help us assist you.
created_on: 1249772768
enabled: 1
owner: lemonade`
ref_count: 214
ref_user: s00p
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trigger: than[ksx]+.*
type: regex
action: tyresponse
created_on: 1271368772
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: that
type: text
action: how we can alter the teaching of children like in the republic
created_on: 1254142262
enabled: 1
owner: RuralHack
ref_count: 7
ref_user: geist
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trigger: the_cake
type: text
action: "The cake was moist and delicious." "The cake is a lie ... The cake is a lie ... The cake is a lie ..."
created_on: 1195100423
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: there
type: text
action: no bad in this world
created_on: 1254142285
enabled: 1
owner: RuralHack
ref_count: 3
ref_user: Its_Neuroscience
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trigger: thesims
type: text
action: /say It's not entirely unreasonable that God is just a computer programmer and we're just The Sims; albeit with a very complex and intelligent autonomous AI that is capable of deluding us into thinking we have free-will. See also !godprogrammer
action: a reserved function identifier prefix when followed by a lowercase letter
created_on: 1104400219
enabled: 1
owner: prec
ref_count: 3
ref_user: oioioio
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trigger: tolkad
type: text
action: test\ntest
created_on: 1264116317
enabled: 1
owner: tolkad
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trigger: toolchain
type: text
action: /say For all your makefile/scripting/toolchain needs, please join ##workingset.
created_on: 1268857525
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 12
ref_user: PoppaVic
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trigger: top10
type: text
action: /say Top 10 beginner mistakes: http://www.andromeda.com/people/ddyer/topten.html (Bonus: find the mistakes within the mistakes!)
created_on: 1193812563
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 14
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: topic
type: module
action: random_quote.pl
created_on: 1258699440
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1816
ref_user: Legion
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trigger: tor]{
type: text
action: a devout extremist Christian zealot who believes strongly in the Bible's "word of God". He will "conveniently" ignore any relevent commentary you make and will relentlessly pursue his attempts to belittle non-believers. He possesses no logic or rationality; only absolute faith. He cannot make arguments; he can only preach. Converse with him at your own risk.
created_on: 1258970930
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 8
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: touché
type: text
action: /say Touché is what you say when you make a point, then someone makes a counterpoint.
action: a three character sequence beginning with two question marks, intended to make using c possible on systems where the usual punctuators are missing, typically from keyboards. these sequence is replaced during phase 1 of translation and takes place even within quoted strings.
action: http://www.iso-9899.info/wiki/Web_resources#Getting_Started , "the tutorial, by being brief, may also be misleading"
created_on: 1108597292
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 40
ref_user: snhmib
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trigger: tuts
type: text
action: /say Almost every "tutorial" on the web is written by a person who does not know C well. Would you learn C from such a person? Obtain a good C book (see !books) and read it.
action: /say How to disable line-buffering with termios: http://shtrom.ssji.net/skb/getc.html
created_on: 1106032892
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 6
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: understood
type: text
action: /say We understood you the first time, and answered already; you may not have understood the answers. Instead of ignoring them and repeating your question, find out what they mean.
created_on: 1204317155
enabled: 1
owner: Auris-
ref_count: 13
ref_user: kate`
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trigger: union
type: text
action: used to define an abstract data type whose members occupy the same memory
action: unix network programming, volume 2: interprocess communications, by stevens, see http://www.kohala.com/start/unpv22e/unpv22e.html
created_on: 1104636219
enabled: 1
owner: twkm
ref_count: 11
ref_user: Dianora
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trigger: unsigned
type: text
action: a qualifier for integer data types, which renders them incapable of representing negative numbers but increases the number of positive values they can represent.
created_on: 1104595343
enabled: 1
owner: infobahn
ref_count: 2
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: urban
type: module
action: urban
created_on: 1255045031
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 659
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: usetherighttool
type: text
action: /say Use the right tool for the job. Someone once said, "if the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail." Avoid placing artificial limitations on your projects by keeping an open mind and learning more tools, as your skills improve.
created_on: 1225802282
enabled: 1
owner: vorpal
ref_count: 4
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: utf-8
type: text
action: an ascii-compatible way to represent arbitrary unicode characters with octets. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UTF-8 | printf("\xc3\xb6\n");
created_on: 1236229252
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf_
ref_count: 6
ref_user: Random832
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trigger: utsl
type: text
action: /call UTSL
created_on: 1235548349
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf4
ref_count: 3
ref_user: Wulf4
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trigger: v
type: text
action: the same as v == 0
created_on: 1178320878
enabled: 1
owner: Zhivago
ref_count: 3
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: valgrind
type: text
action: a memory debugging tool. When your program is exhibiting erratic behavior, it may be due to a memory error such as overrunning a buffer or not updating the pointer after a realloc. Try running your program with valgrind; it will save you a lot of time.
action: /say The Help Vampire: A Spotter's Guide [http://www.slash7.com/pages]
created_on: 1189558513
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 2
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: vera
type: text
action: /call dict -d vera
created_on: 1270941287
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 14
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: videotestcase
type: text
action: a video testcase is a minimal viewable video exhibiting your example. "Minimal" means just the bare essentials required to illustrate your example. Please record a video testcase at http://www.youtube.com to help us assist you.
action: a variable length array; an array data structure of automatic storage duration whose length is determined at run time (instead of at compile time). Example: void voo(int n) { float arr[n]; }
created_on: 1241436478
enabled: 1
owner: Wulf_
ref_count: 2
ref_user: Love4Boobies
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trigger: voidmain
type: text
action: main returns an int, void main() is for dummies
created_on: 1104875507
enabled: 1
owner: twkm
ref_count: 6
ref_user: boris``
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trigger: volatile
type: text
action: a type qualifier, which requires that value caching not be performed.
action: a reserved function identifier prefix when followed by a lowercase letter
created_on: 1104399769
enabled: 1
owner: prec
ref_count: 1
ref_user: Saparok
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trigger: wcsftime
type: text
action: convert date and time to wide string, #include <wchar.h>, size_t wcsftime(wchar_t *ws, size_t maxlen, const wchar_t *format, const struct tm *timeptr); returns NULL if the conversion would succeed within maxlen wide characters otherwise the number of codes stored excluding the terminating null wide character, see http://www.iso-9899.info/man?wcsftime
created_on: 1104393957
enabled: 1
owner: twkm
ref_count: 1
ref_user: mauke
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trigger: wcsrtombs
type: text
action: convert wide character string to (narrow) character string (restartable), #include <wchar.h>, size_t wcsrtombs(char *s, const wchar_t **ws, size_t len, mbstate_t *ps); returns (size_t)-1 and stores EILSEQ in errno if a wide character is encountered that cannot be converted otherwise the number of bytes in the resulting sequence not including the terminating null character, see http://www.iso-9899.info/man?wcsrtombs
action: "locks and loads" cocks loads "lovingly cleans" aims
created_on: 1109021669
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 3
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: websters
type: text
action: /call dict -d web1913
created_on: 1273286214
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: welcome
type: text
action: "No problem" "You're welcome" "Think nothing of it" "Not a problem" "My pleasure"
created_on: 1109979223
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 6
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: west
type: text
action: /say $rpg_ans
created_on: 1231873982
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 3
ref_user: d3mn0id
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trigger: wg14
type: text
action: http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/
created_on: 1104460837
enabled: 1
owner: twkm
ref_count: 1
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: what
type: text
action: /call excuse
created_on: 1236820003
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 205
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: what_answers
type: text
action: "I don't know." "That is a $severity $question_type question."
created_on: 1195012185
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 1
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: where
type: text
action: bot country
created_on: 1263503154
enabled: 1
owner: hellyeah
ref_count: 88
ref_user: mors
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trigger: who
type: text
action: /say $who_answers
created_on: 1258611970
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 17
ref_user: bluechill
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trigger: who_answers
type: text
action: "Hannah Montana" "Britney Spears" "Thomas Hobbes" "Rene Descartes" "Mr. T" "Chuck Norris" "the Power Rangers" "the Teletubbies" "Spider-Man" "Hulk Hogan" "a butterfly" Goethe "Barack Obama" "John McCain" "Hillary Clinton" "Rodney Dangerfield" "LeVar Burton" "Sarah Palin"
created_on: 1258611928
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: whoami
type: text
action: /say $nick
created_on: 1270939558
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 2
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: why
type: text
action: /say $why_answers
created_on: 1194258443
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 57
ref_user: orbitz
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trigger: why_answers
type: text
action: "I don't know." "Because the $sizes $colors $animals made it that way." "That's just how it is." "If you just investigate a $sizes amount further, you can figure it out." "Because I said so!" "Are you thinking clearly?" "Are you sure you're not a $sizes $idiot?"
created_on: 1194140322
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 4
ref_user: joeyadams
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trigger: whymove
type: text
action: /say See http://freenode.net/policy.shtml and http://freenode.net/policy.shtml#channelnaming for information on the unusual channel name.
created_on: 1111196059
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 4
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: wiki
type: module
action: osdev_wiki.pl
created_on: 1269800689
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 22
ref_user: Love4Boobies
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trigger: wikipedia
type: module
action: wikipedia.pl
created_on: 1257554350
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 384
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: win
type: text
action: loss. Try #winprog on EFnet or #winapi on freenode.
created_on: 1272272145
enabled: 1
owner: s00p
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: win32
type: text
action: try #winprog on EFnet or #winapi on freenode
created_on: 1180888225
enabled: 1
owner: PoppaVic
ref_count: 86
ref_user: Seadog
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trigger: windows
type: text
action: a thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
created_on: 1106527942
enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
ref_count: 15
ref_user: Jafet
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trigger: wizo
type: text
action: /me <3 wizo.
created_on: 1194487607
enabled: 1
owner: kp
ref_count: 2
ref_user: kp
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trigger: works
type: text
action: /say It works it works! Omg omg omg! I mean it compiles. Now what's a segfault?
created_on: 1231373678
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 27
ref_user: n00p
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trigger: wotsit
type: text
action: http://www.wotsit.org, loads of file type resources!
action: /say The XY problem: You want to do X, but don't know how. You think you can solve it using Y, but don't know how to do that, either. You ask about Y, which is a strange thing to want to do. Just ask about X.
created_on: 1175596315
enabled: 1
owner: Draconx|Laptop
ref_count: 161
ref_user: kate`
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trigger: yo
type: text
action: /call hi
created_on: 1179679895
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 5
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: you\sremind\sme\sof\sthe\s(.*)
type: regex
action: say $nick: What $1
created_on: 1196905060
enabled: 1
owner: pragma_
ref_count: 0
ref_user: nobody
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trigger: youredoingitwrong
type: text
action: /say This is you: http://www.doingitwrong.com/
action: /say $args: $sometypes what is the type of a?
created_on: 1236414332
enabled: 1
owner: snhmib
ref_count: 13
ref_user: kate`
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trigger: zvrba
type: text
action: a silly doodoohead
created_on: 1200492362
enabled: 1
owner: kp
ref_count: 1
ref_user: pragma_
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trigger: {
type: text
action: used to commence a block
created_on: 1106528232
enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
ref_count: 1
ref_user: Love4Boobies
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trigger: |
type: text
action: the bitwise inclusive OR binary operator
created_on: 1104595595
enabled: 1
owner: Major-Willard
ref_count: 10
ref_user: mordy_
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trigger: |=
type: text
action: the bitwise inclusive-OR assignment operator. The expression (x |= y) is equivalent to (x = x | y) except that the expression x is evaluated only once.
