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Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.
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Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.
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Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
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Fnord is this really, really tall mountain.
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Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.
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Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
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Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
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Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
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Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.
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Fnord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
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Fnord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
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Fnord is where the buses hide at night.
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Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book.
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Fnord is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
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Fnord is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
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Fnord is the little green pebble in your shoe.
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Fnord is the orange print in the yellow pages.
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Fnord is a pickle without the bumps.
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Fnord is why ducks eat trees.
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Fnord is toast without bread.
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Fnord is a venetian blind without the slats.
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Fnord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in Fnord's navel.
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Fnord is an apostrophe on drugs.
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Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
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Fnord is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
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Fnord is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.
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Fnord is the echo of silence.
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Fnord is the parsley on the plate of life.
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Fnord is the sales tax on happiness.
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Fnord is the preposition at the end of sixpence.
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Fnord is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
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Fnord is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.
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Fnord is the donut hole. Fnord is the whole donut.
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Fnord is an annoying series of email messages.
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Fnord is the color only blind people can see.
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Fnord is the serial number on a box of cereal.
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Fnord is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
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Fnord is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428.
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Fnord is the yin without yang.
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Fnord is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.
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Fnord is why lisp has so many parentheses.
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Fnord is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.
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Fnord is double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
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Fnord never sleeps.
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Fnord is the "een" in baleen whale.
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Fnord is neither a particle nor a wave.
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Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.
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Fnord is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
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Fnord is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
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Fnord is an antebellum flagellum fella.
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Fnord is a sentient vacuum cleaner.
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Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero.
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Fnord lives in the empty space above a decimal point.
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Fnord is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
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Fnord is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
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Fnord was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.
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Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
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Fnord is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
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Fnord is Jesus's speech advisor.
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Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
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Fnord invented the green hubcap.
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Fnord is why doctors ask you to cough.
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Fnord is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars.
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Fnord uses two bathtubs at once.
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I cannot escape them / No matter how I try / They wait for me everywhere / I cannot pass them by.
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Driving down the street / I see "Jesus Is Lord" / And then immediately after / I hear the word "FNORD!"
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Innocuous sayings and parables / And on the evening news / I hear the word "FNORD!" / And suddenly I'm confused
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I sit alone in my room / And I'm feeling rather bored / I turn on the tube and guess what / I hear the word "FNORD!"
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"Don't see the fnords and they won't eat you" / That's what I've heard the wisemen say / But I can't get away from those beasties / There's just no fucking way.
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