raiford ##c 1260403515.76577 pragma_ rational representation is almost like symbolic representation
kernelj ##c 1260404632.29595 pragma_ ohday_: not really I just like playing with stuff...  and making it fail
snhmib ##c 1260406072.54312 pragma_ now all you gotta do is code up a funny evaluator so only the funny quotes get saved
parliament ##philosophy 1260413375.67733 pragma_ I imagine it's like he thinks of something to say, and then waits for an answer, realizes he didn't actually say anything, and mumbles out some incoherent fragment of his idea and stands there with a blank stare waiting for a reply
sailormoon ##philosophy 1260413727.40344 pragma_ I'm retarded
Zhivago ##c 1260414995.08893 pragma_ ende: Now shut up and stop whining like a schoolgirl and start to think.
Zhivago ##c 1260414983.29978 pragma_ ende: You are acting like a moron. If no-one tells you this, why would you stop?
Zhivago ##c 1260416784.36793 pragma_ ulq: Do you suffer from mental retardation?
n00p ##c 1260419744.92694 LimCore don't you dare quote me without permission mbohun
mkop ##c 1260429170.97791 pragma_ Insight of the day: Programming is likely to induce an extreme of moods, alternating quickly between, "Wow, I'm a freaking genius!" and "Wow, I'm a freaking moron!"
mkop ##c 1260429869.08334 pragma_ I'll stop playing with it in public.
wcarss ##c 1260439638.90734 pragma_ "What do trumpets and pirates have in common? They're both terrible on the high C's"
Wulf_ ##c 1260440015.57858 pragma_ Why do all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.
pryon ##c 1260468358.44293 pragma_ (users are evil)
codrus ##philosophy 1260475825.13385 pragma_ Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
pragma_ ##philosophy 1260490037.9738 pragma_ It's like trying to teach math to someone.  You tell them, "You have 4 apples, and I take away 2; how many do you have left?"  Then you tell them, "You have 3 oranges, and I give you 2; how many do you have?"  But they instead go off to read about fruit.
sacho ##c 1260492229.1149 pragma_ how can you use fgets to read from a string?
utopiah ##philosophy 1260561216.85707 pragma_ Koganei: could you write a algorithm that would convert each philosophy paper to a running algorithm? you could call it philosophical_embodiment() and see if instancianting the state of the art from the last publications help to make the world a better place
nately ##philosophy 1260564436.7579 pragma_ pragma_ is... the most interesting man in the world.
sailormoon ##philosophy 1260585505.72736 pragma_ that makes sense pragma..
halberd ##philosophy 1260586060.79826 pragma_ Utopiah, you lay off of pragma_ , it was a terrifying midget attack, there were just millions of them, tiny little buggers, they get up your nose, in your eyes, clawing at your brain, it's not a pretty sight
pragma_ ##philosophy 1260589088.76471 pragma_ Also, each time you wank, you give your sperm-system more experience points and it gains levels.  It learns from previous mistakes and it improves itself for future insemination.  If you wank a few thousand times before you finally create a child, that child will be as fast as an African runner and as smart as Einstein.
greatman-ever ##philosophy 1260589491.1352 pragma_ for a man to be a great man one need to learn to control his penis
tired ##philosophy 1260590784.0129 pragma_ do you know how hard it is to get a table for 1 at chuckie cheese?
r0b0t1 ##c 1260602147.46191 pragma_ I've had kinky robot sex with candide before.
spv ##c 1260602124.77513 pragma_ /msg candide how're you doing sexy
halberd ##philosophy 1260604751.7772 Sailormoon I think they kind of rub openings
pnotes ##philosophy 1260604700.99294 Sailormoon how do male birds get their sperm in the females?
pragma_ ##philosophy 1260604972.54802 Sailormoon "most birds do not have a penis (ducks and ostriches are a couple that do), and mate simply by pressing their cloacas together (the cloaca is the single opening birds use to excrete, mate and lay eggs)"
nately ##philosophy 1260605639.37135 pragma_ pragma_: you must be extraordinary
tor]{ ##philosophy 1260647326.31643 pragma_ and your jaw wont drop when God hands that rear end to ya with just a handful of people
tor]{ ##philosophy 1260647762.49836 pragma_ Christ laid the whole thing waste
tor]{ ##philosophy 1260647950.39623 pragma_ newton studied the bible as well
tor]{ ##philosophy 1260648182.7218 pragma_ there is nothing wrong with learning the occult
tor]{ ##philosophy 1260648432.50101 pragma_ God only exists to people who implement the tools he gave mankind to utilize his existence
tor]{ ##philosophy 1260648569.28016 pragma_ Satan is a greater being...
tor]{ ##philosophy 1260648768.92263 pragma_ benzap..forcing a belief on to people is manipulating scientific data to hide declines to push a fascist agenda like global warming across
nately ##philosophy 1260689740.5131 pragma_ is there still random fap?
incarnation ##philosophy 1260766213.17936 pragma_ and I'm not saying I'm smart
gnech ##c 1260766721.60784 spv are there any good tutorials on how to code webpages using C
Zhivago ##c 1260775613.60165 ColonelJ /me waits for the moment of illumination.
patrisk ##c 1260822079.36312 pragma_ I wonder how many K&R books have been sold because of this channel.
pragma_ ##philosophy 1260828964.99089 pragma_ I've known for a long while that politicans and rulers do not live by their own constitutions or rules; they preach one thing, and do a different thing in privacy; schools are just day-care centers and training camps to brainwash more complacant sheep for the diplomats and bureaucracies to utilize as slaves; paychecks are just a facade when you consider how much money the top dogs are making compared to the so-called workers
r0b0t1 ##c 1260830770.32572 pragma_ I wrote a audio driver in brainfuck once.
pragma_ ##philosophy 1261001833.7305 pragma_ "I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."
kronix ##philosophy 1261312046.39745 pragma_ I found a photo of Sailormoon: http://semantink.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bad_cosplay_1.jpg
Zhivago ##c 1261637602.64852 pragma_ Produce a goddamned test program that demonstrates your problem so that we can stop listening to your confused gibberish and explain what enormously stupid thing you are doing.
incarnation ##philosophy 1262408367.92508 pragma_ i dont think 4chan exhibits immaturity, i think 4chan exhibits a sort of collective and extreme satire of the absurdity of hypocrisy
parliament ##philosophy 1262471120.84726 notk0 dear diary, today pragma_ and notk0 couldn't stop talking about my 5 phds and how they wish they could be me
pragma_ ##philosophy 1262874175.91937 notk0 <Jayded> pragma_: I've had lots of lovers, I've traveled overseas as a gay sailor, played in homo bands, been whupped by homophobes, got drunk in gay bars, and had fun
cyndre ##philosophy 1264210052.77581 notk0 AR - we had fun in the sun chasing nazi's on the run, but the fun didn't last, the nazi's RAN to fast
incarnation ##philosophy 1267569619.64089 SailorReality maybe i just dont masturbate in public because so many people hate it
incarnation ##philosophy 1267679795.41578 Nately admit it SailorReality you'd be a total public masturbator if it wasn't against the law
sailorreality ##philosophy 1267680060.78619 Incarnation If public masturbation were legal Id hang out in womens washrooms and then run after cumming on them and id also learn kung fu and aikido so if their boyfriends came at me id kick their ass and cum on their face
sailorreality ##philosophy 1267769675.33316 pragma_ wait, how do u see their mouths if ur deaf?
pragma_ ##philosophy 1268441807.43464 pragma_ If you really examine the course of the development of our world, we're really all (ants, birds, humans, reptiles, mammals, bacteria, fish, insects, plants, etc), all of us, are all just parasites eating each other and adapting to each other.
tau ##philosophy 1269059937.1648 SailorReality SailorReality: i had problems with my brother we discussed i want to fill his face of beat.
sarajevo ##philosophy 1269582855.14739 pragma_ anyways, i found out that my gf was cheating me with some fat fuck
tau ##philosophy 1269644587.26478 SailorReality SailorReality:  stop or i will fill your face of beat.
zap0 ##c 1269682121.06343 pragma_ i use PHP for scripting all the time,  non-web stuff.
pragma_ ##philosophy 1269728101.01148 PARLIAMENT i've had the cat pass through that flag with a red face at least twice
tau ##philosophy 1269759784.63332 SailorReality but i never mated with one.
plato ##philosophy 1269809467.18331 SailorReality lol my sister gave me ringworms because we shared the same shower
daleee ##c 1269817584.84332 pragma_ Yo dawg, I herd yo and yo dawg like yo yos so we put yo dawg in a yo yo so yo can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawgs yo yos, dawg.
Zhivago ##c 1271266510.33855 pragma_ I don't know why people insist on saying binary when they really probably mean 'base 2 to the 32nd'.
pragma_ ##c 1271788394.29331 pragma_ Since I don't know off the top of my head, I'd end up checking the manpage or --help, failing that, I'd google.  But instead of doing this for you and then telling you the answer and acting like I'm a genius and hardcore hacker, I'm going to just tell you to go look it up your own damned self.
tp76 ##c 1271800368.79326 pragma_ See, candide is the result of a brain damaged by too much Perl.
lenhix ##c 1271822311.79332 pragma_ PoppaVic, excuse my ignorance, what do you mean by blows goats?
s00p ##c 1273718173.27019 pragma_ _harry_: Pick up a book. cplusplus.com is teaching you wrong. You might also wish to cease learning English from the internet.
btfx ##c 1274070428.08318 pragma_ Wow... I JUST figured out how this IDE handles compiler options... I can finally see all the warnings...
hevauq ##c 1274340770.45001 pragma_ hi all, I am trying to create an array/set of identifier(integers mostly) using some bitwise operation. I want to use this array of numbers to compare against a given value to find out if it is among one of the values in array. For now I was converting it into string and doing a strcmp. Is there any better/elegant way of doing such thing?
n00p ##c 1275807277.07517 pragma_ My acrobat isn't working, and I can't reinstall for some reason... I sent an email to adobe, they replied in pdf format.
mauke ##c 1277253498.07888 pragma_ #define ADDRESS_OF(x) (&(x))  #define THE_STUFF_AT(x) (*(x))  #define THE(m, x) (x).m  #define PART_OF(x) (x)
mauke ##c 1277253520.17343 pragma_ ADDRESS_OF(THE(member, PART_OF(THE_STUFF_AT(B))))
Zhivago ##c 1277816535.97551 pragma_ johnny: I seem to recally you whining about how it was too big and hard.
boris`` ##c 1282062919.74245 pragma_ is candide secretly recording us or are those manually added?
Zhivago ##c 1282063739.50043 n00p An distinctly inferior dictionary.
Zhivago ##c 1282065371.40364 boris`` boris: You could try putting it in the other end.
n00p ##c 1282146026.40352 eurythmia rek: When you send a message over IRC, that becomes our input (as arguments). We process it, and output a message that hopefully serves the purpose of pointing you in the right direction. The output is a return value.
Zhivago ##c 1282198823.13422 pragma_ Hmm. This mmorpg is very good. My trans-kobold robot monk is almost at level two.
mk-ultra ##c 1282240156.37079 eurythmia eurythmia, so Zhivago is like a grumpy old lady that happens to be a C programmer ?
n00p ##c 1287334339.19277 boris`` Teckla: Would you like to know why?
n00p ##c 1287334313.78355 boris`` Teckla: No, I can't practice that in private.
Chris ##c 1287465083.34549 n00p One does not simply pass a into mordor().
cristi8 ##c 1287496561.94371 specing kotique: why are you interested in my genitals?
PoppaVic ##c 1287506179.6042 n00p get people to pay to beta-test it. Amazingly, they will cough up money to suffer.
dragonuv ##c 1287785778.13425 pragma_ is it possible to free memory of a program that closed?
twkm ##c 1287786185.76349 juanmabc most people are too stupid to use embedded systems anyway.
Zhivago ##c 1288179468.13351 n00p Reading is hard, let's go shopping.
kr04f ##c 1288188443.78475 n00p why care 1byte char or 10 byte char
Zhivago ##c 1288275358.10285 s00p kniu: You need to ask intelligent questions.
Zhivago ##c 1288275418.50679 s00p noktoborus: Probably because your parents dropped you on your head as a child.
Zhivago ##c 1288422982.7236 s00p Do you often fuck Christs sake?
Zhivago ##c 1288587321.63337 pragma_ His speling has evidently improved since.
bdbdbd ##c 1288602951.10186 n00p IT PRINTS FUCKING NOTHING
Zhivago ##c 1288604338.68968 n00p Is this one of those days where the schools close and let the special children use the internet in the US?
rizlah ##c 1288632688.84361 n00p Sarajevo:- Something like an INI file would be fine for your application IMO.
jaik ##c 1289135291.50146 Crum Hello all together, I'm a bit confused about the usage of Pointers. I've a pointer char *p = "foo" and a pointer *q. Using the statement q = p makes q pointing on "foo". The C programming language sais "For example, if iq is another pointer to int, iq = ip copies the contents of ip into iq, thus making iq point to whatever ip pointed to." - but when the value *p points to changes to "bar", *q also points to "bar" and not to foo anymore. Isn't that in con
jafet ##c 1289491752.57349 Math I've always read DBMS as BDSM
jaytea ##c 1289503096.75346 pragma_ you could also try smoking its pages. that's the quickest way to absorb its information
darko3d ##c 1289668795.75382 pragma_ is there anyway i can destroy a variable so if put it in a loop it gets declared each time?
sig^ ##c 1290785302.63968 n00p I sometimes write comments in Lisp
CaZe ##c 1290894144.80088 CaZe eboyjr: 15:05:38 <eboyjr> I'm making a javascript implementation of c, so I hope no one minds that sizeof(char) == 2
Zhivago ##c 1291961838.62474 n00p It's like trying to measure a human hair by using an angry bear.
Chris ##c 1291961868.20451 pragma_ It's like trying to measure the mass of a proton with your bathroom scales.
mechanist ##c 1292136275.4135 pragma_ you're not but a bunch of lamer
pzombie ##c 1292551379.90477 pragma_ well, looks like i have to teach you C once i learn it
Zhivago ##c 1295841081.27371 pragma_ It's not surprising that ##c++ are too retarded to help you.
tzanger ##c 1295903923.77352 pragma_ as soon as you see her ass and tits though the direction seems to be only one way
sjs205 ##c 1296009881.17875 pragma_ I think i'm going to use a massive scanf with nested scanf's to sort it... should be fine cuse it is all fixed data!
j-invariant ##c 1296009649.07678 pragma_ what's the best program that tries to tell whether a c program terminates or loops?
dotblank ##c 1296946020.23387 carcat wow I feel like a moron
Wulf ##c 1297290701.12426 pragma_ ,cc #define foo pri \n #define bar ntf \n #define cat(x,y) x ## y \n #define f(x,y) cat(x,y) \n f(foo,bar)("Hello, World!");
pragma_ ##cc 1297486050.68282 pragma_ i just have these moments where i conveniently forget that i'm insane
pragma_ ##c 1297811778.29007 pragma_ Some people in here benefit from warnings such as "Do not use hand to stop chain" on chainsaws.
pragma_ ##c 1297985861.03266 pragma_ "Such an extensive computer science education opened up a wide range of career options, ranging from a professor at a university to ... a professor at another university."
kulp ##c 1297986017.39203 pragma_ "The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup. The dove fly. Fly is in sky. The dove drop something. The something on the pig. The pig  disgusting. The pig rattle. Rattle with dove. The dove angry. The pig leave. The dove produce. Produce is chicken wing. With wing bark. No Quack." — A Neural Network
Zhivago ##c 1300081855.23997 n00p nubnub: All that big O can tell you is how _one particular algorithm_ scales _with respect to itself_.
tzanger ##c 1300326093.27169 rizlah it's innocent enough to start up a few, but then you find yourself a few days later with dozens of them and all kinds of locking and exclusivity code wrapping odd parts of the software, an overflowing ashtray and empty bottles of alcohol scattered around the floor
CaZe ##c 1300517427.14627 n00p This porridge is too hot. This porridge it too cold. Boo hoo.
twkm ##c 1301070961.89707 n00p have tons of fun, use utf-7.
taylanub ##c 1301342087.26808 CaZe i don't have any real lisp experience but what i hear is enough
zid` ##c 1302298869.94301 n00p I wasn't aware socrates was an asshole.
pragma_ ##c 1302421933.15632 pragma_ If you ask me to do an oil change on your car, I'd probably end up taking the whole car apart, and would probably have pieces left over if I put it back together again; but it'd probably run better!
thegoodcushion ##c 1302606537.4784 CaZe Wulf: Putting together test cases means setting up a wiki
dandaman ##c 1303445899.00686 pragma_ now i regret that in my OS class
dandaman ##c 1303445894.88279 pragma_ I learned C, i forgot it when I figured out C++ was way better
dandaman ##c 1303446097.60019 pragma_ out of all the programming channel on freenode, you guys are the douchiest
mutex_ ##c 1305241559.47538 Wulf wow, i'm stupid
Zhivago ##c 1305782427.2798 boris`` I wish you wouldn't fantasize about my asshole.
n00p ##c 1306965345.19056 CaZe I live to perv.
PoppaVic ##c 1307770140.16644 n00p someday, a book and his very own compiler.
tigerpaw ##c 1310594959.6896 CaZe dude shut the fuck up. i'm learning something new here
kate` ##c 1316698853.14392 pragma_ time to hoover my sand
bardamu ##c 1321473057.09641 pragma_ I don't care what you say.. You don't know me... I have a lot people who love me especially women
pragma_ ##c 1323739976.379 pragma_ guy stays up all night, writes code, gets a nap, wakes up feeling like shit, runs code and notices it doesn't actually work as previously thought last night, spends hours debugging, gets stressed out, adds more backlog.  other guy gets some sleep, wakes up refreshed, writes code with a clear head, ???, profit.
silv3r_m00n ##c 1323847911.6855 pragma_ strcat is throwing exceptions
jmcg ##c 1324074575.22988 pragma_ I mean, as a compiler, I'd punch you in the face.
haqe17 ##c 1324783238.26424 pragma_ now that my code compiles, I can see the segfaults :) im so happy
Zhivago ##c 1327935940.51239 GeorgeJ Pantaloons: In any case, you're being a useless retard and you should be aware of this.
Zhivago ##c 1327936299.4043 GeorgeJ How many retarded things do you have to say each day in order to retain your retard license?
georgej ##c 1327961210.90647 CaZe pragma_: Does candide save its quotes somewhere?
tnurgsid ##c 1328860756.80703 fisted_ Zhivago:  Did you actually call me retarded?  That's not your style.
rob``` ##c 1329346979.86719 GeorgeJ cs[tc]: your indentation is horrible. if i was printf() i'd give you garbage output too
thepro4ever ##c 1330560757.67576 pragma_ man i'm an idiot
thepro4ever ##c 1330560777.36747 pragma_ pragma_: you're an ass
Chris ##c 1330575512.19766 sha0 ninor: I suspect it's some kind of mental retardation.
CaZe ##c 1330851423.5035 sha0 I'm just describing the symptoms of the misalignment.
guidj0s ##c 1330908419.959 sha0 If I had to guess, I'd say the latter is the most stupid.
kulp ##c 1331050111.6331 pragma_ an architecture course i took permitted any language. i used perl. the next year it was c/c++ only.
CaZe ##c 1331625950.99372 CaZe I take it that's not a VPS.
CaZe ##c 1331625910.96142 CaZe Both of your packages.
Zhivago ##c 1331879611.50663 pragma_ I do not understand.
Zhivago ##c 1332392703.56716 boris`` dsturbnull: Then any retard can write a retard app without retarding up the rest of your system.
Zhivago ##c 1332900062.69753 sha0 cs: Please sit quietly in the corner.
duclare ##c 1333291563.14411 sha0 use brain never
kesselhaus_ ##c 1333291594.7014 sha0 brain is out ..
Chris ##c 1335122126.63198 sha0 Leave my typos alone.
dizzylizzy ##c 1335398927.25691 sha0 could not possibly be clearer
sha0 ##c 1335401924.63693 pragma- /me likes Mr. Noodles, anyway.
applebloom ##c 1335588079.68576 pragma- <pragma-> applebloom: I think your problem isn't your eyes but the fact that you seem to prefer to remain in a state of perplexed stupidity while exclaiming confused startled profanties
pragma- ##c 1336200267.25643 sha0 "That's what." -- She
she ##c 1336200433.72763 pragma- That's what.
pragma- ##c 1336215436.23656 sha0 Stop arguing with me!
yasar ##c 1335464211.31959 CaZe How would you profile a C program?
phao ##c 1338318395.19821 pragma- igli, I thought he was creating prog1
Chris ##c 1339733003.29741 CaZe Oh, semantics pedantry.
PoppaVic ##c 1341709294.90064 engla alas, plan9 is in a parallel dimension.
Chris ##c 1342102921.74647 pragma- Normally loving C is a symptom of not knowing other languages.
Zhivago ##c 1343808794.97363 CaZe Enthusiastically stupid things make good puppydog but bad programmers.
Zhivago ##c 1343813879.05418 pragma- Ah, never mind -- I'm not very clever today.
georgej ##c 1343814677.93426 pragma- /me grabs candide's arse.
Zhivago ##c 1343902931.25946 pragma- Sarajevo: Then you will be please to learn that you are a passive homosexual.
Xgc ##c 1343961042.25175 pragma- hays: Undefined behavior can be very confusing.  It can sometimes feel like the position your cat is sleeping can change the behavior of your C program.
Zhivago ##c 1343961113.1988 pragma- hays: Hmm. You might want to visit your doctor and have him check you for mental retardation.
Zhivago ##c 1343961169.20752 pragma- hays: Re-read what I said, and try to think of a response that isn't complete gibberish.
Zhivago ##c 1343964427.29518 pragma- "I know, I'll convert my string from utf-16 to utf-32 when users want to select a character and copy it to the clibport, because that will be less trouble!"
kate` ##c 1343972090.39981 pragma- dardevelin: thank you for the feeback, though; next time you ask for something, i shall refrain from giving my input
kate` ##c 1343973170.46784 pragma- hey, what do i know? you just told me to shut up, when i was trying to help you. somehow i don't feel like teaching you how to do this
kate` ##c 1343973926.43453 pragma- /me stabs herself in the face
Zhivago ##c 1343982418.68603 pragma- Do you have a C book, or are you just banging on the keyboard like a monkey?
orbitz ##c 1344035770.70519 pragma- ambro718: You never fail to impress me with your ability to create absolutely ridiculous situations that probably don't need to exist in the first place
Zhivago ##c 1344048180.63503 pragma- bcsllc: If you have trouble with the arithmetic, you might ask a small child to help you.
GoogleGuy ##c 1344167314.40774 pragma- Wow, I almost feel an awkward tingling sensation that this didn't segfault.
Chris ##c 1344584209.85612 pragma- compare it to what, a hot summer's day?
pragma- ##c 1344788576.38948 pragma- ESphynx: "I had a problem, so I decided to use Java.  Now I have a ProblemFactory."
tordek ##c 1344892414.51945 pragma- rcae cnodtiions rlu!e
Zhivago ##c 1347111741.53122 pragma- Euthy: Most of the ideas that I have are bad ones, so finding external confirmation is very useful.
euthy ##c 1347112841.97082 pragma- Zhivago: I've had much benefit of talking to imaginary people before, but usually only to gain new ideas. I don't think I've deliberately used it to gain confidence in some idea I'm having doubts about. At least not where someone other than me is the proponent of it.
Chris ##c 1347639946.70395 pragma- sha0coder: it's like taking bumper stickers off a car to reduce weight.
CaZe ##c 1348740405.29193 pragma- If the moon were made of cheese, what kind of pizza could you make with it?
eboy ##c 1351666535.32506 pragma- When I'm on a bumpy trip I have to enclose my mouth around it to make sure it doesn't spill
goldstar ##c 1357482420.75581 CaZe yeboot: theoretically speaking, shouldnt it throw an exception or something ? Since printf is looking for a signed value from a variable that is declared unsigned?
euthy ##c 1357485792.12709 mrout orbitz: What does "is" mean, to you?
magisterquis ##c 1358546933.23674 engla /me points to his dunce cap.
orbitz ##c 1358801051.71616 pragma- pragma-: wait until yo utaste my short ribs that fall off the boner
cam ##c 1358827419.15797 CaZe I thought that as long as one pointer was open it wouldn't allow a free() to remove the object from memory.
engla ##c 1358987147.17343 engla /me hangs out "Poppa == No shoppa" sign
Zhivago ##c 1359017410.65423 pragma- Anyone who doesn't know what data representation they want should be aborted.
Zhivago ##c 1359639507.80439 engla "You are a cad! Unfit to lick even the sole of my sand nigger boots."
comex ##c 1359660136.82085 AeroNotix c arrays are weird(tm)
aeronotix ##c 1359660998.69233 pragma- "If you sneeze near an array, it turns into pointer."
Zhivago ##c 1359718120.65755 aero1 Richard: Then, well done.
CaZe ##c 1359947219.58988 CaZe Too much error and warning data, stopped processing.
Zhivago ##c 1359976876.44201 aero1 If you're reading a byte, then you don't bloody well need to store a float, do you?
CaZe ##c 1360166890.20033 lemonade` lemonade`: We're not in the context of real life. We're in the context of talking about C.
PoppaVic ##c 1360198316.55118 Vigud #define bob addition\n#include "crap"\n#define bob subtraction\n#include "crap"....
ss23 ##c 1360237352.68975 pragma- A programmer saw a problem and decided to solve it he would use threads. two has. Now he problems
Zhivago ##c 1360850950.05185 Vigud As far as C in unix is concerned, eclipse is like tap-dancing while riding a unicycle.
mathi ##c 1361564859.87449 kulp daowee, the problem is that in C it may work while it is wrong :P
Zhivago ##c 1361792348.43704 Vigud I maintain that fish are happier than lobsters.
PoppaVic ##c 1361916426.13017 Vigud I before C, except after Tea
kate` ##c 1363011431.19696 kulp "imagine my code is completely different from what i'm showing you. will it work?"
beramiah ##c-unregistered 1363060035.28276 guidj0s C n00b here: is there any way to convert from an int**arr to an arr[][]?
edk ##c 1363260039.58065 sha0 now maybe you'd like to point to the last time I said "stack" in here
mar77i ##c 1363706804.30748 kulp sedeki: because this channel doesn't have a bot that !grabs people?
fizzie ##c 1366395165.91062 pragma- ,cc #define FOO__(count,v) do { int foo_##count = v; printf("foo_%s = %d\n", #count, foo_##count); } while (0)  \n  #define FOO_(count,v) FOO__(count,v)  \n  #define FOO(v) FOO_(__COUNTER__,v)  \n  FOO(42); FOO(64);
beaky ##c 1368721794.5656 pragma- one can only hope my code never ends up running a live system with lives at stake
pragma- ##c 1369261094.94262 pragma- seen in ##java just now:  "Can someone tell me if this code is correct?  <pastebin>"  "Does it compile?"  "Nope :("  "Then it's not correct."
ne2k ##c 1370363463.13971 pragma- why is printf so complicated? it's, like, half of C was invented just so printf would work!!!!!11
cousteau ##c 1370363580.66943 pragma- I can't believe I'm not yet in the qdb with all the pile of brainfarts I say all day
engla ##c 1371013523.05207 pragma- pragma-: I'm not a clever man
orbitz ##c 1371981031.45371 pragma- pragma-: i have it tattooed on my ass but no mirror handy :(
richardi ##c 1372004344.40872 pragma- i have a small penis
pragma- ##c 1372004404.41204 Ebony ,grab richardi penis
kate` ##c 1372020332.52302 rob`` are you full of penis, orbitz?
orbitz ##c 1372022826.21166 kate` lemonade`: i don't know what point you're trying to make but i'm convinced it's both wrong and stupid.
pragma- ##c 1372462203.32531 nitrix "huhu?"  are you a chimpanzee?
guidj0s ##c 1373832274.50267 beaky Goplat: "Stack allocation" is a ridiculous, vague and imprecise term.
Zhivago ##c 1374136478.70222 CaZe You can implement a stack using three eggs and a length of string.
Zhivago ##c 1374559884.2237 Ebony kanupatar: Are actual Indians called names like Baraguruswamy?
Zhivago ##c 1374560049.54469 pragma- Well, it would be like meeting a Chinese person called Ping pong ching chong.
nitrix ##c 1375123447.17857 nitrix Whatever floats your boat. A sea of problems seems reasonable.
pragma- ##c 1375215032.85488 nitrix You can try to idiot-proof everything, the world will just produce a bigger idiot.
pragma- ##c 1375271953.65163 jpmelos L8D: We get plenty of idiots in here -- it's not like you stand out as the king of idiots or anything.
pragma- ##c 1376533238.92607 nitrix I can tell you suck at C by where you put the * on your pointers.
pragma- ##c 1377495370.79794 pragma- Once you discover the meaning of life, life then loses meaning.
pragma- ##c 1377661092.67747 nitrix In the butt.
pragma- ##c 1378002209.71538 sha0 get a room, you two.
zid` ##c 1377998940.82915 zid` Did kate died?
hiptobecubic ##c 1378164682.6022 nitrix "We put pins between the keys to encourage attention to detail"
CaZe ##c 1378179288.29742 pragma- Wow, those indians and pakistanis are pretty limber.
Zhivago ##c 1379032941.09143 nitrix Tis an ill cant that uses ur like so.
pragma- ##c 1379513552.45165 nitrix I wish I had a real boy.  All I have is a wooden puppet.
brachiation ##c 1379577545.32148 CaZe well, i want to use for loops, so i think c99 is best for me.
Maxdamantus ##c 1379593366.07943 mar77i Replace || with )))))))))))||((((((((((( and = with )))))))))))))=(((((((((((((, then add brackets to the ends of the expression to make the numbers match up.
stormhawk ##c 1379674724.19653 beaky Wow, beaky recommends it, that's enough to kill sales for a few years.
kesselhaus_ ##c 1379718995.21907 beaky aaahhhh ... 3 weeks OFF .. out of that chaos computing club called "work"
edk ##c 1380666146.7031 pragma- Mine got in first on my end!
edk ##c 1380858433.12446 pragma- sha0: That's terrible. It's unknown whether you may pass into a mordor(); you may not pass into a mordor(void).
sha0+pragma- ##c 1380862013.76601 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos Will you please put that in the right place?   <pragma-> That's what she said.
phox+phox+phox+rob`` ##c 1380924292.02233 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos strcmp has an alternate personality that's a hermit crab   <phox> so in its mind it's always in a shell   <phox> at least that's what I tell students (:   <rob``> wat?
pragma- ##c 1380948711.51289 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix Do you typically put a lot of things in your butt?
suit_of_sables+pragma- ##c 1380951714.86938 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos Hmm I guess I have little choice. My only other option would be to factor out the inner loop and make it into a function call. But I think I'd have to pass a butt-load of variables to it to make it work as it does right now   <pragma-> Do you typically put a lot of things in your butt?
pragma-+pragma- ##c 1380952699.77456 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos code is like a penis...   <pragma-> The longer and harder it is the better it works.
jennie+pragma- ##c 1380970542.41631 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos hi   <pragma-> oh no.
fisted ##c 1381092170.59783 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix does visual studio even have Clippy?
i-love-boobies ##c 1381283609.40347 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix I don't like periods either.
nitrix ##c 1381403133.86417 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos Sounds like you didn't even search on youtube.
beaky+edk ##c 1381509430.82671 edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk highlights?   <edk> it's where you colour a bit of your hair differently from your other hair because your parents didn't love you
nitrix ##c 1381509578.91181 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos Of course, I could see it like I suck at everything, but it's only because I always aim at higher than what I can do.
zeldak+pragma- ##c 1381587046.99123 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos Hi, I have difficulty to read another person code, is this normal? What could I do to minimize it?   <pragma-> have you tried a magnifying glass?
pragma- ##c 1381887046.39123 phox!~phox@frankenbrick.pcic.uvic.ca Sometimes I use big words that I don't understand in order to make myself seem more photosynthesis.
pgib ##c 1382044550.04954 pgib!~pgib@nat/cisco/x-clkabrrgzqxjjfdl I'm in the namespace namespace. fortunately we have namespaces so you don't confuse namespace with the namespace namespace
Zhivago ##c 1382073377.35603 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix nitrix: On the other hand, you could have spent the last 10 hours being staked out on top of a fire ant nest with electrodes attached to your nipples.
jalcine+pragma- ##c 1382100841.12561 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos I actually know a chick who codes that symlink'd `man` to `woman`   <pragma-> more proof that women are insane.
pgib ##c 1382105785.88161 pgib!~pgib@nat/cisco/x-cmevzergmgesrunn cousteau, oh yeah baby troll me. we can do it under the bridge
pgib ##c 1382111425.35395 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix Just because you were molested by a tree doesn't mean they are all the same
paulpaul1076+pgib ##c 1382111981.34636 phox!~phox@frankenbrick.pcic.uvic.ca i know what it does, i was just saying that i haven't written any data structure in a long time, because i don't need to, since C++ has all of them   <pgib> paulpaul1076: C++ has every data structure?
edk ##c 1382136163.71518 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix phox: your big smashy thing is pure evil, but i like it
edk ##c 1382203827.57965 sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com sha0: you're a bad person
isidore+frog_sha0 ##c 1382282825.3635 edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk just one thing   <frog_sha0> Who are you, Columbo?
pragma- ##c 1382460289.82314 rob``!~rob@gtng-4db04380.pool.mediaWays.net I use C11 just to rustle the jimmies of stuck-in-the-middle-ages old-fashioned behind-the-times antiquated out-dated programmers.
pragma-+candide ##c 1382468201.06744 sacho!~hecatonic@46.10.119.25 candide can now be grabbed.   <candide> pragma-, As if!
pragma-+phox ##c 1382567704.00513 edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk women like big systems   <phox> pragma-: that's a very pragmatic view
nitrix ##c 1382651827.50136 fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted I'm inconsistant :3
winsoff+winsoff ##c 1382681833.82734 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos nitrix: I have minimal knowledge of python, perl, PHP, and a bit more experience in java   <winsoff> is a class like a function?
pragma- ##c 1382753729.24626 sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com magic only exists for those who believe through and through.
pragma- ##c 1382753756.0818 sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com #include <magic.h>
tj1 ##c 1382767573.05394 sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com Where I can find list of all standart already written library C functions in linux. This will avoid me from writing my own bicycles. Is gnu.org/software/libc/manual/html_mono/libc.html what I need?
frog_sha0+pragma-+Zhivago ##c 1382842809.76278 frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com /me watches a hypothesis about Marilyn Monroe being killed by an enema.   <pragma-> sounds like a crappy way to go   <Zhivago> Maybe Gandhi got to her.
nitrix ##c 1382855360.49377 sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com It's time you start worshipping pragma-, man.
sha0+sha0 ##c 1382855367.47386 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix You probably can't guess what's coming.   <sha0> Get it out, quickly.
pragma- ##c 1383007455.49923 edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk please join #Zhivago-fanclub.  for a one-time $15 contribution we will send you a poster and a mixtape including such classics as "Were you dropped on your head as a child?", "Perhaps you might find a small child to help you" and "You should see a doctor to check for signs of mental retardation"!  Limited time only, join now!
frog_sha0+Chris+Chris ##c 1383091096.086 frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com The following is a joke: If you #define ever (;;)  then you can do: for ever { ... }   <Chris> it's a joke because it's horrible, not because it doesn't work.   <Chris> (because obviously forever has no space)
pragma- ##c 1383313444.13333 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos "i'm making a robot, it uses C to interface with its components"   "wow that's neat, what does your robot do?"   "it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls"
Zhivago+zeno`+pragma- ##c 1383478715.94236 edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk Green Kangaroos?   <zeno`> Kangaroo should not be capitalised.   <pragma-> Free the kangaroos from the tyranny of capitalism!
Zhivago+Zhivago+Chris ##c 1383629837.82912 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos I always write the code before any tests, myself.   <Zhivago> Then I use tests to prevent regression and also to explore corner cases for non-trivial things.   <Chris> I write the binaries with a hex editor then I write the appropriate code to match it when compiled.
Zhivago+Zhivago ##c 1383715966.38371 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos I'm looking forward to when you can train machines by hitting them with a stick.   <Zhivago> Toast too brown -- whack, whack!
pragma- ##c 1383715982.37867 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos I still half-expect myself to wake up in "the real world" when I die and all my friends will be surrounding me and laughing at the replays of my virtual life on the holographic display attached to my terminal.
Zhivago ##c 1384063046.63209 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix Don't be upset at being accurately described -- if you don't like the description, change how you do things.
Zhivago ##c 1384065998.24442 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix You need to apply an honest critical evaluation to what you want to master.
edk+boru ##c 1384127040.81025 sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com a facebutt sounds rather technically challenging   <boru> Unless it involves two consenting adults.
nitrix+nitrix ##c 1384301386.81229 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos davidio 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen   <nitrix> jackie 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
Zhivago ##c 1384316122.53029 edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk Anyhow, I respect that lilo died before he could embezzle the funds.
Chris+IHunger+Chris+IHunger+IHunger ##c 1384316262.06803 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos /me attempts to further poison his brain with C++   <IHunger> Don't do it, man!  It's not worth it!   <Chris> I'm doing my part to determine the LD50 of C++   <IHunger> Ahh, well there'll be something useful out of it then.   <IHunger> Thanks for taking one for the team ;)
Cyp_+Cyp_+halogenandtoast ##c 1384464895.04026 edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk halogenandtoast: Your stack seems a bit small (only room for one int).   <Cyp_> Multiply it by 640k, that should be enough for anyone.   <halogenandtoast> That was it thanks Cyp_
edk+Chris ##c 1384920001.60137 edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk Or a metric ass-ton?   <Chris> metric would be arse-tonne
edk ##c 1384920839.137 frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com If you're being absolutely clear, you could seek employment as a lens.
boru+frog_sha0 ##c 1384920946.53334 edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk murple; yeah, there's more to shooting bytes out onto the wire than meets the eye.   <frog_sha0> boru: Not if you're using fibre optics.
Subsentient ##c 1385637127.06717 CaZe!~caze@174.136.103.226 Zhivago: That it neither works as expected or just behaves like you would expect, with a never-updating variable.
CaZe+edk+Subsentient+Zhivago ##c 1385637448.83889 edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk Maybe you don't know C.   <edk> CaZe: well, he has that in common with most people in the channel...   <Subsentient> edk: I revile being told that every time I come in with a question. I never asked how to use a pointer or how to use bit fields, or how to dereference a 2d array without subscripts. I know C.   <Zhivago> C doesn't have 2d arrays.
sha0+fisted ##c 1385870096.37439 sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com fisted: Yeahbut what does the GNU stand for inside "GNU's not UNIX"?   <fisted> sha0: dunno, perhaps "Great Nonsensical Undertaking"
nitrix ##c 1385929001.62826 cousteau!~cousteau@80.174.59.3.dyn.user.ono.com If I can give you an advice, stop trying to generalize things. It never works out.
{[^-^]}+Zhivago ##c 1386692082.83408 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix are there general purpose libraries for C to make you a bit more productive like in C++?   <Zhivago> Stupid-face: Maybe.
mdev+boru ##c 1386765426.6805 edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk boru read my code   <boru> I'd rather not. I just ate lunch.
sheilong ##c 1387259678.38563 CaZe!~caze@2607:f2f8:a678::2 CaZe:  you assing it as Char
cousteau ##c 1387307382.79686 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix I expected it to be way larger
no-n+nitrix ##c 1387513802.37052 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix hmm   <nitrix> You can shoot a lot of stuff and anywhere.
Temper ##c 1387688036.75712 fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted ltbarcly, so we have to be competent to program c now?
zid` ##c 1387828627.46442 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos Penis in mouth, please leave
sha0+Zhivago ##c 1388380059.61499 sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com Constipation is good.   <Zhivago> Yes.
rob`` ##c 1388614436.29619 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix Someone™ should do it!
CaZe ##c 1388784055.57263 fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted *(x + y) is syntactic exercise for x[y].
pragma- ##c 1389074332.29619 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix That's the problem with idiots.  They're like a blackhole, sucking everybody else in.
frog_sha0+Chris+Zhivago ##c 1389237870.16067 frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com But I don't think JS nurtures hard-coreness, in a programmer.   <Chris> what is hard-coreness?   <Zhivago> Chris: It's like being an apple.
pragma- ##c 1389371731.86698 fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted you misspelled retarted
Chris ##c 1390195759.89498 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix * is the defenestrating operator. If you use it wrongly you will be thrown out the window.
take` ##c 1390342509.68936 take`!~kate@unaffiliated/kate/x-0000001 just omit the potato
beaky+pragma- ##c 1390656900.88751 rob``!~rob@gtng-4db0579c.pool.mediaWays.net hello   <pragma-> beaky: no.
pragma- ##c 1390657885.97665 fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter consoles still at 80x25?  how quaint.
Zhivago ##c 1391594782.85441 aemquo!~UN@unaffiliated/aemquo tommy: Hire a mexican circus midget to hit him until he does.
tommy^m+Zhivago ##c 1391594886.05733 cousteau!~cousteau@138.100.74.81 i want to make sure the user inputs at least a 13 numbers, how can i do that?   <Zhivago> tommy: Hire a mexican circus midget to hit him until he does.
LunaticEdit ##c 1391653662.06746 sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com the ground creaks and grones under the weight of sha0's words
riverloop+twkm ##c 1391839993.21714 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix But, I have heard that arrays decay to pointers.   <twkm> you decay too, doesn't mean you are fertilizer.
nitrix ##c 1391977139.34171 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix He didn't solve a problem with C (that could have been done with an implementation tailored to his vision), he instead, created a new language. In the end, C is just the same and we have a second language to design, learn and fix the implementations.
kfirfer ##c 1392003898.83682 nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix make stack which are inserted the characters of opening brackets and closing brackets for checking the organ cartridge
pragma-+pragma-+pragma- ##c 1392203506.42698 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos There's a boomerang joke I'm trying to remember.  Just wait a second, it'll come back to me.   <pragma-> It might have flown over the heads of a few people here.   <pragma-> Did anybody catch that?
pragma-+kate` ##c 1392207154.83243 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos There's a boomerang joke I'm trying to remember.  Just wait a second, it'll come back to me.   <kate`> well, what's the joke?
zid` ##c 1392239058.42156 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos I licked my cable once, it hurt
Willdude+Willdude ##c 1392929031.27698 rob``!~rob@gtng-4db04e40.pool.mediaWays.net (not an invite)   <Willdude> (not an invite)
kate` ##c 1393043519.11897 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos man. C is a stupid language
pragma- ##c 1393578394.17919 fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter stop arguing with me.
boru ##c 1393746598.64385 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos To paraphrase Gene Spafford; "IRC is like a herd of performing elephants. Massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."
zyxwvuts ##c 1393747281.8582 scrapcode!~scrapcode@65.31.203.98 luckily for me, candide has never grabbed any of my quotes
Tekk_+Tekk_ ##c 1393827386.03924 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos actually outside of windows window manager doesn't affect me too much   <Tekk_> since I use emacs for most window management
twkm ##c 1393837048.42629 dozn!~dozn@24-207-52-240.eastlink.ca you have limited exposure to life.
edk ##c 1393889567.48333 pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos sometimes this channel makes me want to mash my brains into a cheese grater
Duzz+Chris ##c 1393933389.37563 dozn!~dozn@24-207-52-240.eastlink.ca What is the term for determining instruction rates from benchmark programs?   <Chris> divining
Teckla ##c 1393949900.2454 aemquo!~UN@unaffiliated/aemquo And the LORD said, "Four spaces shall it be; neither more, nor less. Thine indentation shall not be tabs, as they are an abomination."
Zhivago ##c 1393985619.14992 CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze That's what she said.
CaZe ##c 1393985655.76498 Jack64!~pena@188.122.93.34 ,grab zhivago
Jack64 ##c 1393985674.84777 CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze ,grab CaZe
