Raiford ##c 1260403515.76577 pragma_ rational representation is almost like symbolic representation
KernelJ ##c 1260404632.29595 pragma_ ohday_: not really I just like playing with stuff...  and making it fail
snhmib ##c 1260406072.54312 pragma_ now all you gotta do is code up a funny evaluator so only the funny quotes get saved
PARLIAMENT ##philosophy 1260413375.67733 pragma_ I imagine it's like he thinks of something to say, and then waits for an answer, realizes he didn't actually say anything, and mumbles out some incoherent fragment of his idea and stands there with a blank stare waiting for a reply
Sailormoon ##philosophy 1260413727.40344 pragma_ I'm retarded
Zhivago ##c 1260414995.08893 pragma_ ende: Now shut up and stop whining like a schoolgirl and start to think.
Zhivago ##c 1260414983.29978 pragma_ ende: You are acting like a moron. If no-one tells you this, why would you stop?
Zhivago ##c 1260416784.36793 pragma_ ulq: Do you suffer from mental retardation?
n00p ##c 1260419744.92694 LimCore don't you dare quote me without permission mbohun
Mkop ##c 1260429170.97791 pragma_ Insight of the day: Programming is likely to induce an extreme of moods, alternating quickly between, "Wow, I'm a freaking genius!" and "Wow, I'm a freaking moron!"
Mkop ##c 1260429869.08334 pragma_ I'll stop playing with it in public.
wcarss ##c 1260439638.90734 pragma_ "What do trumpets and pirates have in common? They're both terrible on the high C's"
Wulf_ ##c 1260440015.57858 pragma_ Why do all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.
twkm ##c 1260440632.46203 pragma_ oh, and ewww, x86.
Pryon ##c 1260468358.44293 pragma_ (users are evil)
codrus ##philosophy 1260475825.13385 pragma_ Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
pragma_ ##philosophy 1260490037.9738 pragma_ It's like trying to teach math to someone.  You tell them, "You have 4 apples, and I take away 2; how many do you have left?"  Then you tell them, "You have 3 oranges, and I give you 2; how many do you have?"  But they instead go off to read about fruit.
Sacho ##c 1260492229.1149 pragma_ how can you use fgets to read from a string?
Utopiah ##philosophy 1260561216.85707 pragma_ Koganei: could you write a algorithm that would convert each philosophy paper to a running algorithm? you could call it philosophical_embodiment() and see if instancianting the state of the art from the last publications help to make the world a better place
Nately ##philosophy 1260564436.7579 pragma_ pragma_ is... the most interesting man in the world.
Sailormoon ##philosophy 1260585505.72736 pragma_ that makes sense pragma..
halberd ##philosophy 1260586060.79826 pragma_ Utopiah, you lay off of pragma_ , it was a terrifying midget attack, there were just millions of them, tiny little buggers, they get up your nose, in your eyes, clawing at your brain, it's not a pretty sight
pragma_ ##philosophy 1260589088.76471 pragma_ Also, each time you wank, you give your sperm-system more experience points and it gains levels.  It learns from previous mistakes and it improves itself for future insemination.  If you wank a few thousand times before you finally create a child, that child will be as fast as an African runner and as smart as Einstein.
GreatMan-ever ##philosophy 1260589491.1352 pragma_ for a man to be a great man one need to learn to control his penis
Tired ##philosophy 1260590784.0129 pragma_ do you know how hard it is to get a table for 1 at chuckie cheese?
R0b0t1 ##c 1260602147.46191 pragma_ I've had kinky robot sex with candide before.
spv ##c 1260602124.77513 pragma_ /msg candide how're you doing sexy
halberd ##philosophy 1260604751.7772 Sailormoon I think they kind of rub openings
pnotes ##philosophy 1260604700.99294 Sailormoon how do male birds get their sperm in the females?
pragma_ ##philosophy 1260604972.54802 Sailormoon "most birds do not have a penis (ducks and ostriches are a couple that do), and mate simply by pressing their cloacas together (the cloaca is the single opening birds use to excrete, mate and lay eggs)"
Nately ##philosophy 1260605639.37135 pragma_ pragma_: you must be extraordinary
tor]{ ##philosophy 1260647326.31643 pragma_ and your jaw wont drop when God hands that rear end to ya with just a handful of people
tor]{ ##philosophy 1260647762.49836 pragma_ Christ laid the whole thing waste
tor]{ ##philosophy 1260647950.39623 pragma_ newton studied the bible as well
tor]{ ##philosophy 1260648182.7218 pragma_ there is nothing wrong with learning the occult
tor]{ ##philosophy 1260648432.50101 pragma_ God only exists to people who implement the tools he gave mankind to utilize his existence
tor]{ ##philosophy 1260648569.28016 pragma_ Satan is a greater being...
tor]{ ##philosophy 1260648768.92263 pragma_ benzap..forcing a belief on to people is manipulating scientific data to hide declines to push a fascist agenda like global warming across
Nately ##philosophy 1260689740.5131 pragma_ is there still random fap?
Incarnation ##philosophy 1260766213.17936 pragma_ and I'm not saying I'm smart
gnech ##c 1260766721.60784 spv are there any good tutorials on how to code webpages using C
Zhivago ##c 1260775613.60165 ColonelJ waits for the moment of illumination.
patrisk ##c 1260822079.36312 pragma_ I wonder how many K&R books have been sold because of this channel.
pragma_ ##philosophy 1260828964.99089 pragma_ I've known for a long while that politicans and rulers do not live by their own constitutions or rules; they preach one thing, and do a different thing in privacy; schools are just day-care centers and training camps to brainwash more complacant sheep for the diplomats and bureaucracies to utilize as slaves; paychecks are just a facade when you consider how much money the top dogs are making compared to the so-called workers
R0b0t1 ##c 1260830770.32572 pragma_ I wrote a audio driver in brainfuck once.
pragma_ ##philosophy 1261001833.7305 pragma_ "I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."
kronix ##philosophy 1261312046.39745 pragma_ I found a photo of Sailormoon: http://semantink.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bad_cosplay_1.jpg
pragma_ ##philosophy 1261317031.77827 kronix Utopiah: please die a slow torturous death
Zhivago ##c 1261637602.64852 pragma_ Produce a goddamned test program that demonstrates your problem so that we can stop listening to your confused gibberish and explain what enormously stupid thing you are doing.
Incarnation ##philosophy 1262408367.92508 pragma_ i dont think 4chan exhibits immaturity, i think 4chan exhibits a sort of collective and extreme satire of the absurdity of hypocrisy
PARLIAMENT ##philosophy 1262471120.84726 notk0 dear diary, today pragma_ and notk0 couldn't stop talking about my 5 phds and how they wish they could be me
pragma_ ##philosophy 1262874175.91937 notk0 <Jayded> pragma_: I've had lots of lovers, I've traveled overseas as a gay sailor, played in homo bands, been whupped by homophobes, got drunk in gay bars, and had fun
Cyndre ##philosophy 1264210052.77581 notk0 AR - we had fun in the sun chasing nazi's on the run, but the fun didn't last, the nazi's RAN to fast
Incarnation ##philosophy 1267569619.64089 SailorReality maybe i just dont masturbate in public because so many people hate it
Incarnation ##philosophy 1267679795.41578 Nately admit it SailorReality you'd be a total public masturbator if it wasn't against the law
SailorReality ##philosophy 1267680060.78619 Incarnation If public masturbation were legal Id hang out in womens washrooms and then run after cumming on them and id also learn kung fu and aikido so if their boyfriends came at me id kick their ass and cum on their face
SailorReality ##philosophy 1267769675.33316 pragma_ wait, how do u see their mouths if ur deaf?
pragma_ ##philosophy 1268441807.43464 pragma_ If you really examine the course of the development of our world, we're really all (ants, birds, humans, reptiles, mammals, bacteria, fish, insects, plants, etc), all of us, are all just parasites eating each other and adapting to each other.
Tau ##philosophy 1269059937.1648 SailorReality SailorReality: i had problems with my brother we discussed i want to fill his face of beat.
Sarajevo ##philosophy 1269582855.14739 pragma_ anyways, i found out that my gf was cheating me with some fat fuck
Tau ##philosophy 1269644587.26478 SailorReality SailorReality:  stop or i will fill your face of beat.
zap0 ##c 1269682121.06343 pragma_ i use PHP for scripting all the time,  non-web stuff.
manizzle ##c 1269682683.26289 awake1 fuck
pragma_ ##philosophy 1269728101.01148 PARLIAMENT i've had the cat pass through that flag with a red face at least twice
Tau ##philosophy 1269759784.63332 SailorReality but i never mated with one.
Plato ##philosophy 1269809467.18331 SailorReality lol my sister gave me ringworms because we shared the same shower
daleee ##c 1269817584.84332 pragma_ Yo dawg, I herd yo and yo dawg like yo yos so we put yo dawg in a yo yo so yo can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawgs yo yos, dawg.
Tau ##philosophy 1269848420.30499 SailorReality SailorReality:  what do you think about we marry ?
Tau ##philosophy 1269848549.64328 SailorReality stinking
Zhivago ##c 1271266510.33855 pragma_ I don't know why people insist on saying binary when they really probably mean 'base 2 to the 32nd'.
pragma_ ##c 1271788394.29331 pragma_ Since I don't know off the top of my head, I'd end up checking the manpage or --help, failing that, I'd google.  But instead of doing this for you and then telling you the answer and acting like I'm a genius and hardcore hacker, I'm going to just tell you to go look it up your own damned self.
tp76 ##c 1271800368.79326 pragma_ See, candide is the result of a brain damaged by too much Perl.
Lenhix ##c 1271822311.79332 pragma_ PoppaVic, excuse my ignorance, what do you mean by blows goats?
s00p ##c 1273718173.27019 pragma_ _harry_: Pick up a book. cplusplus.com is teaching you wrong. You might also wish to cease learning English from the internet.
btfx ##c 1274070428.08318 pragma_ Wow... I JUST figured out how this IDE handles compiler options... I can finally see all the warnings...
hevauq ##c 1274340770.45001 pragma_ hi all, I am trying to create an array/set of identifier(integers mostly) using some bitwise operation. I want to use this array of numbers to compare against a given value to find out if it is among one of the values in array. For now I was converting it into string and doing a strcmp. Is there any better/elegant way of doing such thing?
n00p ##c 1275807277.07517 pragma_ My acrobat isn't working, and I can't reinstall for some reason... I sent an email to adobe, they replied in pdf format.
mauke ##c 1277253498.07888 pragma_ #define ADDRESS_OF(x) (&(x))  #define THE_STUFF_AT(x) (*(x))  #define THE(m, x) (x).m  #define PART_OF(x) (x)
mauke ##c 1277253520.17343 pragma_ ADDRESS_OF(THE(member, PART_OF(THE_STUFF_AT(B))))
zhivago ##c 1277816535.97551 pragma_ johnny: I seem to recally you whining about how it was too big and hard.
boris`` ##c 1282062919.74245 pragma_ is candide secretly recording us or are those manually added?
zhivago ##c 1282063739.50043 n00p An distinctly inferior dictionary.
zhivago ##c 1282065371.40364 boris`` boris: You could try putting it in the other end.
n00p ##c 1282146026.40352 eurythmia rek: When you send a message over IRC, that becomes our input (as arguments). We process it, and output a message that hopefully serves the purpose of pointing you in the right direction. The output is a return value.
zhivago ##c 1282198823.13422 pragma_ Hmm. This mmorpg is very good. My trans-kobold robot monk is almost at level two.
mk-ultra ##c 1282240156.37079 eurythmia eurythmia, so Zhivago is like a grumpy old lady that happens to be a C programmer ?
n00p ##c 1287334339.19277 boris`` Teckla: Would you like to know why?
n00p ##c 1287334313.78355 boris`` Teckla: No, I can't practice that in private.
chris ##c 1287465083.34549 n00p One does not simply pass a into mordor().
cristi8 ##c 1287496561.94371 specing kotique: why are you interested in my genitals?
poppavic ##c 1287506179.6042 n00p get people to pay to beta-test it. Amazingly, they will cough up money to suffer.
dragonuv ##c 1287785778.13425 pragma_ is it possible to free memory of a program that closed?
twkm ##c 1287786185.76349 juanmabc most people are too stupid to use embedded systems anyway.
zhivago ##c 1288179468.13351 n00p Reading is hard, let's go shopping.
kr04f ##c 1288188443.78475 n00p why care 1byte char or 10 byte char
zhivago ##c 1288275358.10285 s00p kniu: You need to ask intelligent questions.
zhivago ##c 1288275418.50679 s00p noktoborus: Probably because your parents dropped you on your head as a child.
zhivago ##c 1288422982.7236 s00p Do you often fuck christs sake?
zhivago ##c 1288587321.63337 pragma_ His speling has evidently improved since.
bdbdbd ##c 1288602951.10186 n00p IT PRINTS FUCKING NOTHING
zhivago ##c 1288604338.68968 n00p Is this one of those days where the schools close and let the special children use the internet in the US?
rizlah ##c 1288632688.84361 n00p Sarajevo:- Something like an INI file would be fine for your application IMO.
jaik ##c 1289135291.50146 Crum Hello all together, I'm a bit confused about the usage of Pointers. I've a pointer char *p = "foo" and a pointer *q. Using the statement q = p makes q pointing on "foo". The C programming language sais "For example, if iq is another pointer to int, iq = ip copies the contents of ip into iq, thus making iq point to whatever ip pointed to." - but when the value *p points to changes to "bar", *q also points to "bar" and not to foo anymore. Isn't that in con
jafet ##c 1289491752.57349 Math I've always read DBMS as BDSM
jaytea ##c 1289503096.75346 pragma_ you could also try smoking its pages. that's the quickest way to absorb its information
darko3d ##c 1289668795.75382 pragma_ is there anyway i can destroy a variable so if put it in a loop it gets declared each time?
sig^ ##c 1290785302.63968 n00p I sometimes write comments in Lisp
caze ##c 1290894144.80088 CaZe eboyjr: 15:05:38 <eboyjr> I'm making a javascript implementation of c, so I hope no one minds that sizeof(char) == 2
zhivago ##c 1291961838.62474 n00p It's like trying to measure a human hair by using an angry bear.
chris ##c 1291961868.20451 pragma_ It's like trying to measure the mass of a proton with your bathroom scales.
mechanist ##c 1292136275.4135 pragma_ you're not but a bunch of lamer
pzombie ##c 1292551379.90477 pragma_ well, looks like i have to teach you C once i learn it
