var fs = require('fs'); jsbot = require('./jsbot'); /////////////////////////// Array.prototype.random = function() { return this[Math.floor((Math.random()*this.length))]; }; /////////////////////////// var admin = 'reality'; var waitingForKarma = false; var name = 'depressionbot'; var db = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('db.json', 'utf-8')); var instance = jsbot.createJSBot(name, 'elara.ivixor.net', 6667, function() { instance.join('#42'); instance.join('#itonlygetsworse'); }.bind(this)); instance.addListener('JOIN', function(data) { if(data.user == 'Lamp') { instance.say(data.channel, db.lampPuns.random()); } else if(data.user == 'Reality') { instance.say(data.channel, db.realiPuns.random()); } else if(instance.inChannel(data.channel)) { instance.say('aisbot', '.karma ' + data.user); waitingForKarma = data.channel; } }); instance.addListener('KICK', function(data) { if(data.kickee == name) { instance.join(data.channel); instance.say(data.channel, 'Thou shalt not kick ' + name); } else { instance.say(data.channel, data.kickee + '--'); } }); instance.addListener('PRIVMSG', function(data) { if(data.user == 'aisbot' && data.channel == name && waitingForKarma != false) { var split = data.message.split(' '); var target = split[0]; var karma = split[3]; if(karma.startsWith('-')) { instance.say(waitingForKarma, target + db.hatedPhrases.random() + ' (' + karma + ')'); } else if(karma == '0') { instance.say(waitingForKarma, 'All ' + target + ' knows is that their gut says \'maybe.\' (0)'); } else { instance.say(waitingForKarma, target + db.lovedPhrases.random() + ' (' + karma + ')'); } waitingForKarma = false; } }); instance.addListener('PRIVMSG', function(data) { if(data.user == admin && data.channel == name) { params = data.message.split(' '); switch(params[0]) { case 'join': instance.join(params[1]); instance.say(admin, 'Joined ' + params[1]); break; case 'part': instance.part(params[1]); instance.say(admin, 'Left ' + params[1]); break; case 'reload': instance.say(admin, 'Reloading DB.'); try { db = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('db.json', 'utf-8')); } catch(err) { instance.say(admin, 'DB reload failed.'); } finally { instance.say(admin, 'DB Reload successful.'); } break; case 'say': var c = params[1]; var m = params.slice(2).join(' '); instance.say(c, m); break; } } }); instance.addListener('PRIVMSG', function(data) { if(instance.inChannel(data.channel) && data.message.startsWith('~')) { var params = data.message.split(' '); switch(params[0]) { case '~kc': instance.say('aisbot', '.karma ' + data.message.split(' ')[1]); waitingForKarma = data.channel; break; case '~qset': var qset = data.message.match(/~qset ([\d\w\s]*)=(.+)$/); if(qset != null && qset.length >= 3) { db.quotes[qset[1]] = qset[2]; instance.say(data.channel, 'Quote saved as \'' + qset[1] + '\''); fs.writeFile('db.json', JSON.stringify(db, null, ' ')); } else { instance.say(data.channel, 'Burn the invalid syntax!'); } break; case '~q': var q = data.message.match(/~q ([\d\w\s]*)/)[1].trim(); instance.say(data.channel, q + ': ' + db.quotes[q]); break; case '~lamp': instance.say(data.channel, db.lampPuns.random()); break; case '~reality': instance.say(data.channel, db.realiPuns.random()); break; case '~rq': var rQuote = Object.keys(db.quotes).random(); instance.say(data.channel, rQuote + ': ' + db.quotes[rQuote]); break; } } }); instance.addListener('PRIVMSG', function(data) { if(data.user == 'reality') { var once = data.message.match(/I ([\d\w\s]* once.)/); if(once != null) { db.realiPuns.push('reality ' + once[1]); instance.say(data.channel, '\'reality ' + once[1] + '\' saved.'); fs.writeFile('db.json', JSON.stringify(db, null, ' ')); } } });