{ "rain-0": { "english" : "It's not raining." }, "rain-1": { "english" : "It's raining." }, "rain-2": { "english" : "It's raining rather a lot." }, "rain-3": { "english" : "It's raining shitloads." }, "rain-4": { "english" : "It's raining fucktons." }, "rain-5": { "english" : "It's raining whales (in Wales)!" }, "rain-6": { "english" : "IT'S SO FUCKING WET OUT HERE MAN" }, "rain-7": { "english" : "I AM SO MOIST RIGHT NOW" }, "rain-8": { "english" : "You used a #3 pencil instead of #2, didn't you?" }, "rain-9": { "english" : "WELCOME TO ATLANTIS" }, "rain-10": { "english" : "GET INSIDE" }, "rain-11": { "english" : "LOL U PROBABLY DIED" }, "rain-e": { "english" : "Unable to fetch weather data." } }