var fs = require('fs'); var jsbot = require('./jsbot'); /////////////////////////// Array.prototype.random = function() { return this[Math.floor((Math.random()*this.length))]; }; /////////////////////////// var adminCommands = { 'join': function(data, params) { instance.join(params[1]); instance.say(admin, 'Joined ' + params[1]); }, 'part': function(data, params) { instance.part(params[1]); instance.say(admin); }, 'reload': function(data, params) { instance.say(admin, 'Reloading DB.'); try { db = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('db.json', 'utf-8')); } catch(err) { instance.say(admin, 'DB reload failed.'); } finally { instance.say(admin, 'DB Reload successful.'); } }, 'say': function(data, params) { var c = params[1]; var m = params.slice(2).join(' '); instance.say(c, m); } }; var userCommands = { '~kc': function(data, params) { instance.say('aisbot', '.karma ' + data.message.split(' ')[1]); waitingForKarma = data.channel; }, '~q': function(data, params) { var q = data.message.match(/~q ([\d\w\s]*)/) if(q != undefined) { instance.say(data.channel, quotes.get(q[1].trim())); } }, '~qadd': function(data, params) { var q = data.message.match(/~qadd ([\d\w\s]*)=(.+)$/); if(q != null && q.length >= 3) { instance.say(data.channel, quotes.add(q)); fs.writeFile('db.json', JSON.stringify(db, null, ' ')); } else { instance.say(data.channel, 'Burn the invalid syntax!'); } }, '~qset': function(data, params) { var q = data.message.match(/~qset ([\d\w\s]*)=(.+)$/); if(q != undefined && q.length >= 3) { instance.say(data.channel, quotes.set(q)); } }, '~qcount': function(data, params) { var q = data.message.match(/~qcount ([\d\w\s]*)/)[1].trim(); if(q != undefined) { instance.say(data.channel, quotes.count(q)); } }, '~reality': function(data, params) { instance.say(data.channel, db.realiPuns.random()); }, '~d': function(data, params) { instance.say(data.channel, data.user + ': ' + db.quoteArrs['depressionbot'].random()); }, '~rq': function(data, params) { instance.say(data.channel, quotes.random()); }, '~kickcount': function(data, params) { if(db.kicks[params[1]] == undefined) { instance.say(data.channel, params[1] + ' has either never been kicked or does not exist.'); } else { instance.say(data.channel, params[1] + ' has been kicked ' + db.kicks[params[1]] + ' times.'); } } }; /////////////////////////// var admin = 'reality'; var waitingForKarma = false; var name = 'depressionbot'; var db = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('db.json', 'utf-8')); var instance = jsbot.createJSBot(name, 'elara.ivixor.net', 6667, function() { instance.join('#realitest'); }.bind(this)); var quotes = function(quotes) { var qArrs = quotes; return { get: function(key) { if(quotes.hasOwnProperty(key)) { return key + ': ' + qArrs[key].random(); } else { return 'No quotes under ' + key; } }, count: function(key) { if(quotes.hasOwnProperty(key)) { return key + ' has ' + quotes[key].length + ' quotes.'; } else { return 'No quotes under ' + key; } }, add: function(key) { if(!Object.isArray(quotes[key[1]])) { quotes[key[1]] = []; } quotes[key[1]].push(key[2]); return 'Quote saved in \'' + key[1] + '\' (' + db.quoteArrs[key[1]].length + ')'; }, set: function(key) { if(!quotes.hasOwnProperty(key[1]) || (quotes.hasOwnProperty(key[1]) && quotes[key[1]].length == 1)) { quotes[key[1]] = [key[2]]; return 'Quote saved as ' + key[1]; } else { return 'No replacing arrays, you whore.'; } }, random: function() { var rQuote = Object.keys(quotes).random(); return rQuote + ': ' + quotes[rQuote].random(); } }; }(db.quoteArrs); instance.addListener('JOIN', function(data) { if(data.user == 'Lamp') { instance.say(data.channel, db.quoteArrs.lamp.random()); } else if(data.user == 'reality') { instance.say(data.channel, db.realiPuns.random()); } else if(instance.inChannel(data.channel)) { instance.say('aisbot', '.karma ' + data.user); waitingForKarma = data.channel; } }); instance.addListener('KICK', function(data) { if(data.kickee == name) { instance.join(data.channel); instance.say(data.channel, 'Thou shalt not kick ' + name); db.kicks[name] += 1; } else { if(db.kicks[data.kickee] == undefined) { db.kicks[data.kickee] = 1; } else { db.kicks[data.kickee] += 1; } instance.say(data.channel, data.kickee + '-- (' + data.kickee + ' has been kicked ' + db.kicks[data.kickee] + ' times)'); } fs.writeFile('db.json', JSON.stringify(db, null, ' ')); }); instance.addListener('PRIVMSG', function(data) { if(data.user == 'aisbot' && data.channel == name && waitingForKarma != false && data.message.match(/is at/)) { var split = data.message.split(' '); var target = split[0]; var karma = split[3]; if(karma.startsWith('-')) { instance.say(waitingForKarma, target + db.hatedPhrases.random() + ' (' + karma + ')'); } else if(karma == '0') { instance.say(waitingForKarma, 'All ' + target + ' knows is that their gut says \'maybe.\' (0)'); } else { instance.say(waitingForKarma, target + db.lovedPhrases.random() + ' (' + karma + ')'); } waitingForKarma = false; } }); instance.addListener('PRIVMSG', function(data) { params = data.message.split(' '); if(data.user == admin && data.channel == name && adminCommands[params[0]] != undefined) { adminCommands[params[0]](data, params); } else { if(data.channel == name) data.channel = data.user; if(userCommands[params[0]] != undefined) { userCommands[params[0]](data, params); } else { var q = data.message.match(/~([\d\w\s]*)/) if(q != undefined) { q = q[1].trim(); if(db.quoteArrs[q] != undefined) { instance.say(data.channel, q + ': ' + db.quoteArrs[q].random()); } } } } }); instance.addListener('PRIVMSG', function(data) { if(data.user == 'reality') { var once = data.message.match(/I ([\d\w\s]* once.)/); if(once != null) { db.realiPuns.push('reality ' + once[1]); instance.say(data.channel, '\'reality ' + once[1] + '\' saved.'); fs.writeFile('db.json', JSON.stringify(db, null, ' ')); } } });