Merge branch 'master' of github.com:reality/depressionbot

README.md

@@ -0,0 +1,118 @@
+# Depressionbot IRC Bot
+
+## Introduction
+
+Depressionbot is an IRC bot which aims to be the fanciest IRC bot around - On
+the general standard of software fanciness, dbot is rated as being '75% the same
+as bathing in fine, fine grape juice.'
+
+Please note that this documentation is not complete and is a work in progress, 
+given I started it rather a long time after I began development of the project. 
+Please don't judge me too harshly for this as I am, in fact, mildly allergic to
+writing documentation.
+
+Requirements: 
+
+- Node JS
+- [JSBot](http://github.com/reality/JSBot "JSBot"), the Javascript library I 
+  wrote to handle the IRC protocol and event listeners etc.
+- Various modules have their own requirements also.
+
+## Modules:
+
+### Command
+
+This handles the command execution logic for DBot.
+
+1. Does the input match a command key in *dbot.commands* ?
+2. Is there a quote category which matches the first part of the input
+   (*~category*)?
+3. Is there a command name similar to to the first part of the input (*~name*)
+   in *dbot.commands*?
+
+This is the only module which is force loaded, even if it's not in the
+configuration.
+
+### Quotes
+
+This is the original reason that DBot was created, stores and displays quotes.
+
+Commands:
+
+- _~q category_ - Display a random quote from a given category.
+- _~qadd category=newquote_ - Add a new quote to the database.
+- _~qstats_ - Show a list of the biggest quote categories.
+- _~qsearch category needle_ - Search for a quote in a given category.
+- _~rmlast [category]_ - Remove the last quote added to a given category, or the
+  last quote added.
+- _~rm category quote_ - Remove a given quote from the given category.
+- _~qcount category_ - Show the number of quotes stored in the given category.
+- _~rq_ - Show a random quote from a random category.
+- _~d_ - Show a quote from the category which matches the bot's name.
+- _~link category_ - Create a link to the page on the web interface which displays the
+  given category's quotes.
+- _~qprune_ - Delete empty quote categories.
+
+Unfortunately, this module is fairly highly coupled with certain other areas of
+the program. I am working on this, but note, for example, that one can still
+access quotes with the *~category* syntax even if the quotes module isn't
+loaded.
+
+### Admin
+
+Various administration functionality such as banning users, hot-reloading the 
+code and ordering him to talk. Note that commands added here are handled with
+their own listener, rather than being part of the command logic which is handled
+by the Command module. Functionality in this module can be slightly unsafe as
+not much error checking on the input is performed.
+
+TODO: Add summaries for each command in this module.
+
+### Spelling 
+
+Will attempt to correct a users' spelling by using the levenshtein distance
+algorithm. One corrects the spelling of their previous message by simply posting
+a message with their correction and an asterisk:
+
+    > user: I am a tutrle.
+    > user: *turtle
+    user meant: I am a turtle.
+
+The regular expression for this module also accepts two asterisks at the
+beginning of the correction, or at the end; it also accepts several words as the
+correction and deals with these fairly intelligently. Users may also attempt 
+to correct another users like so:
+
+    > userone: I am a tutrle.
+    > usertwo: userone: *turtle
+    > usertwo thinks userone meant: I am a turtle.
+
+### JS
+
+This module provides two commands which allow the execution of Javascript code.
+For regular users, there is the *~js* command, which is completely sandboxed,
+but can still be used for calculation and the like.
+
+    > ~js Array(16).join('wat'-1) + " Batman!";
+    'NaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaN Batman!'
+
+This feature is fairly safe as the user doesn't have access to anything
+dangerous, and is safe from infinite loops or locking DBot up because the code
+which is run is killed if it does not finish within a short amount of time.
+
+For administrators, the incredibly useful *~ajs* command is also available. The
+input for this command is simply 'eval'-ed and therefore has full access to
+DBot's memory. Of course, this is incredibly unsafe, but I find it rather fun;
+remember to only give extremely trusted friends administrator access to DBot, as
+there's nothing to stop them wiping the database or something similar - if
+you're worried about that kind of thing, do not load this module.
+
+However, it's useful for many things, such as administrative activity for 
+which there isn't a command in the admin module. For example, you could hot-add
+a new administrator like this:
+
+    > ~ajs dbot.admin.push('batman');
+    2
+
+You can also use this for debugging, or even adding new commands while DBot is
+running.

modules/admin.js

@@ -1,4 +1,6 @@
 var fs = require('fs');
+var sys = require('sys')
+var exec = require('child_process').exec;
 
 var adminCommands = function(dbot) {
     var dbot = dbot;
@@ -6,17 +8,28 @@ var adminCommands = function(dbot) {
     var commands = {
         'join': function(data, params) {
             dbot.instance.join(params[1]); 
-            dbot.say(dbot.admin, 'Joined ' + params[1]);
+            dbot.say(data.channel, 'Joined ' + params[1]);
         },
 
         'opme': function(data, params) {
-           dbot.instance.send('MODE ' + params[1] + ' +o ', dbot.admin);
+           dbot.instance.send('MODE ' + params[1] + ' +o ', data.user);
         },
 
         'part': function(data, params) {
             dbot.instance.part(params[1]);
         },
 
+        // Do a git pull and reload
+        'greload': function(data, params) {
+            var child;
+
+            child = exec("git pull", function (error, stdout, stderr) {
+                console.log(stderr);
+                dbot.say(data.channel, 'Git pulled that shit.');
+                commands.reload(data, params);
+            }.bind(this));
+        },
+
         'reload': function(data, params) {
             dbot.db = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('db.json', 'utf-8'));
             dbot.reloadModules();
@@ -24,11 +37,25 @@ var adminCommands = function(dbot) {
         },
 
         'say': function(data, params) {
-            var c = params[1];
+            if (params[1] === "@") {
+                var c = data.channel;
+            } else {
+                var c = params[1];
+            }
             var m = params.slice(2).join(' ');
             dbot.say(c, m);
         },
 
+        'act': function(data, params) {
+            if (params[1] === "@") {
+                var c = data.channel;
+            } else {
+                var c = params[1];
+            }
+            var m = params.slice(2).join(' ');
+            dbot.act(c, m);
+        },
+
         'load': function(data, params) {
             dbot.moduleNames.push(params[1]);
             dbot.reloadModules();
@@ -92,7 +119,7 @@ var adminCommands = function(dbot) {
             if(data.channel == dbot.name) data.channel = data.user;
 
             params = data.message.split(' ');
-            if(commands.hasOwnProperty(params[0]) && data.user == dbot.admin) {
+            if(commands.hasOwnProperty(params[0]) && dbot.admin.include(data.user)) {
                 commands[params[0]](data, params);
                 dbot.save();
             }

modules/command.js

@@ -0,0 +1,105 @@
+// Module which handles the command execution syntax for DBot. Not much is going
+// to work without this.
+var command = function(dbot) {
+    var dbot = dbot;
+
+    var ignoreCommands = function (data, params) {
+        if(data.channel == dbot.name) data.channel = data.user;
+        var targetCommand = params[1];
+        var ignoreMins = parseFloat(params[2]);
+
+        if(!dbot.sessionData.hasOwnProperty("ignoreCommands")) {
+            dbot.sessionData.ignoreCommands = {};
+        }
+        if(!dbot.sessionData.ignoreCommands.hasOwnProperty(targetCommand)) {
+            dbot.sessionData.ignoreCommands[targetCommand] = [];
+        }
+
+        if(dbot.sessionData.ignoreCommands[targetCommand].include(data.channel)) {
+            dbot.say(data.channel, "Already ignoring '" + targetCommand + "' in '" + data.channel + "'.");
+        } else {
+            dbot.sessionData.ignoreCommands[targetCommand].push(data.channel);
+            dbot.timers.addOnceTimer(ignoreMins * 60 * 1000, function() {
+                dbot.sessionData.ignoreCommands[targetCommand].splice(dbot.sessionData.ignoreCommands[targetCommand].indexOf(data.channel), 1);
+                dbot.say(data.channel, "No longer ignoring '" + targetCommand + "' in '" + data.channel + "'.");
+            });
+            dbot.say(data.channel, "Ignoring '" + targetCommand + "' in '" + data.channel + "' for the next " + ignoreMins + " minute" + (ignoreMins == 1 ? "" : "s") + ".");
+        }
+    };
+
+    return {
+        'onLoad': function() {
+            return {
+                '~ignore': ignoreCommands
+            };
+        },
+        'listener': function(data) {
+            var params = data.message.split(' ');
+            if(data.channel == dbot.name) data.channel = data.user;
+
+            var ignoringCommand = false;
+            if(dbot.sessionData.hasOwnProperty("ignoreCommands")) {
+                if(dbot.sessionData.ignoreCommands.hasOwnProperty(params[0])) {
+                    if(dbot.sessionData.ignoreCommands[params[0]].include(data.channel)) {
+                        ignoringCommand = true;
+                    }
+                }
+            }
+
+            if(dbot.commands.hasOwnProperty(params[0])) {
+                if((dbot.db.bans.hasOwnProperty(params[0]) && 
+                        dbot.db.bans[params[0]].include(data.user)) || dbot.db.bans['*'].include(data.user)) {
+                    dbot.say(data.channel, data.user + 
+                        ' is banned from using this command. Commence incineration.'); 
+                } else if(ignoringCommand) {
+                    // do nothing, this stops us falling through to the non-command stuff
+                } else {
+                    dbot.commands[params[0]](data, params);
+                    dbot.save();
+                }
+            } else {
+                var q = data.message.valMatch(/^~([\d\w\s-]*)/, 2);
+                if(q) {
+                    if(dbot.db.bans['*'].include(data.user)) {
+                        dbot.say(data.channel, data.user + 
+                            ' is banned from using this command. Commence incineration.'); 
+                    } else {
+                        q[1] = q[1].trim();
+                        key = dbot.cleanNick(q[1])
+                        if(dbot.db.quoteArrs.hasOwnProperty(key) && dbot.moduleNames.include('quotes')) {
+                            var params = ['~q'];
+                            key.split(' ').each((function(word) {
+                                this.push(word);
+                            }).bind(params));
+                            data.message = params.join(' ');
+                            dbot.commands[params[0]](data, params);
+                            dbot.save();
+                        } else {
+                            // See if it's similar to anything
+                            var winnerDistance = Infinity;
+                            var winner = false;
+                            for(var commandName in dbot.commands) {
+                                var distance = String.prototype.distance(params[0], commandName);
+                                if(distance < winnerDistance) {
+                                    winner = commandName;
+                                    winnerDistance = distance;
+                                }
+                            }
+
+                            if(winnerDistance < 3) {
+                                dbot.say(data.channel, 'Did you mean ' + winner + '? Learn to type, hippie!');
+                            }
+                        }
+                    }
+                }
+            }
+        },
+
+        'on': 'PRIVMSG'
+    };
+};
+
+exports.fetch = function(dbot) {
+    return command(dbot);
+};
+

modules/dice.js

@@ -0,0 +1,97 @@
+var parseDiceSpec = function (specString) {
+    var rawSpec = specString.valMatch(/^([0-9]*)d(%|[0-9]*)(|[+-][0-9]+)$/i, 4);
+    if (rawSpec !== false) {
+        if (rawSpec[2] === "%") {
+            rawSpec[2] = 100;
+        }
+        return {
+            "count": parseInt(rawSpec[1] || 1),
+            "sides": parseInt(rawSpec[2] || 6),
+            "modifier": parseInt(rawSpec[3] || 0)
+        };
+    } else {
+        return false;
+    }
+};
+
+var normalizeDiceSpec = function (specString) {
+    var diceSpec = parseDiceSpec(specString);
+
+    if (diceSpec["count"] > 1) {
+        var count = diceSpec["count"];
+    } else {
+        var count = "";
+    }
+
+    if (diceSpec["sides"] === 100) {
+        var sides = "%";
+    } else {
+        var sides = diceSpec["sides"];
+    }
+
+    if (diceSpec["modifier"] > 0) {
+        var modifier = "+" + diceSpec["modifier"];
+    } else if (diceSpec["modifier"] < 0) {
+        var modifier = diceSpec["modifier"];
+    } else {
+        var modifier = "";
+    }
+
+    return (count + "d" + sides + modifier);
+};
+
+var dice = function(dbot) {
+    var commands = {
+        '~roll': function (data, params) {
+            var rolls = [];
+
+            if (params.length === 1) {
+                params.push("d6");
+            }
+
+            for (var i = 1; i < params.length; i++) {
+                var diceSpec = parseDiceSpec(params[i]);
+                if (diceSpec === false) {
+                    rolls.push([params[i], false]);
+                } else {
+                    rolls.push([normalizeDiceSpec(params[i]), [], diceSpec["modifier"]]);
+                    for (var j = 0; j < diceSpec["count"] ; j++) {
+                        rolls[rolls.length-1][1].push(Math.ceil(Math.random() * diceSpec["sides"]));
+                    }
+                }
+            }
+
+            for (var i = 0; i < rolls.length; i++) {
+                if (rolls[i][1] === false) {
+                    dbot.say(data.channel, rolls[i][0] + ": invalid dice spec");
+                } else {
+                    if (rolls[i][1].length > 1) {
+                        var total = " (total " + rolls[i][1].sum();
+                        if (rolls[i][2] != 0) {
+                            if (rolls[i][2] > 0) {
+                                total += " + ";
+                            } else {
+                                total += " - ";
+                            }
+                            total += Math.abs(rolls[i][2]) + " -> " + (rolls[i][1].sum() + rolls[i][2]);
+                        }
+                        total += ")"
+                    } else {
+                        var total = "";
+                    }
+                    dbot.say(data.channel, rolls[i][0] + ": " + rolls[i][1].join(" ") + total);
+                }
+            }
+        }
+    };
+
+    return {
+        'onLoad': function() {
+            return commands;
+        }
+    };
+}
+
+exports.fetch = function(dbot) {
+    return dice(dbot);
+};

modules/drama.js

@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ var drama = function(dbot) {
 
     var commands = {
         '~train': function(data, params) {
-            if(data.user == dbot.admin || data.user == 'golem' || data.user == 'Sam') {
+            if(dbot.admin.include(data.user)) {
                 bayes.train(last[params[1]][params[2]], params[3]);
                 dbot.say(data.channel, 'Last thing ' + params[2] + ' said in ' + 
                         params[1] + ' (' +  last[params[1]][params[2]] + ') classified as \'' + params[3] + '\'');
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ var drama = function(dbot) {
         }, 
 
         '~rtrain': function(data, params) {
-            if(data.user == dbot.admin || data.user == 'golem' || data.user == 'Sam') {
+            if(dbot.admin.include(data.user)) {
                 var category = params[1];
                 params.splice(0, 2);
                 var msg = params.join(' ');

modules/js.js

@@ -15,8 +15,11 @@ var js = function(dbot) {
 
         '~ajs': function(data, params) {
             var q = data.message.valMatch(/^~ajs (.*)/, 2);
-            if(data.user == dbot.admin) {
+            if(dbot.admin.include(data.user) ) {
-                dbot.say(data.channel, eval(q[1]));
+                var ret = eval(q[1]);
+                if(ret != undefined) {
+                    dbot.say(data.channel, ret);
+                }
             }
         }
     };

modules/modehate.js

@@ -13,8 +13,6 @@ var modehate = function(dbot) {
         'on': 'MODE'
     };
 };
-~ajs dbot.instance.addListener('MODE', function(data) { if(data.channel == '#42' && data.raw[0].indexOf('Snow') != -1 && data.raw[0].indexOf('+o') != -1) { dbot.instance.send('MODE #42 -o Snow'); } }
-
 
 exports.fetch = function(dbot) {
     return modehate(dbot);

modules/puns.js

@@ -3,13 +3,12 @@ var puns = function(dbot) {
 
     return {
         'listener': function(data) {
-            if(data.user == 'reality') {
+            if(dbot.moduleNames.include('quotes')) {
-                dbot.instance.say(data.channel, dbot.db.quoteArrs['realityonce'].random());
+                if(dbot.db.quoteArrs.hasOwnProperty(data.user.toLowerCase())) {
-            } else if(dbot.db.quoteArrs.hasOwnProperty(data.user.toLowerCase())) {
+                    data.message = '~q ' + data.user.toLowerCase();
-                dbot.say(data.channel, data.user + ': ' + dbot.db.quoteArrs[data.user.toLowerCase()].random());
+                    var params = data.message.split(' ');
-            } else if(dbot.instance.inChannel(data.channel)) {
+                    dbot.commands[params[0]](data, params);
-                dbot.instance.say('aisbot', '.karma ' + data.user);
+                }
-                dbot.waitingForKarma = data.channel;
             }
         },
 

modules/quotes.js

@@ -3,6 +3,47 @@ var quotes = function(dbot) {
     var addStack = [];
     var rmAllowed = true;
 
+    // Retrieve a random quote from a given category, interpolating any quote references (~~QUOTE CATEGORY~~) within it
+    var interpolatedQuote = function(key, quoteTree) {
+        if(quoteTree !== undefined && quoteTree.indexOf(key) != -1) { 
+            return ''; 
+        } else if(quoteTree === undefined) { 
+            quoteTree = [];
+        }
+
+        var quoteString = quotes[key].random();
+
+        // Parse quote interpolations
+        var quoteRefs = quoteString.match(/~~([\d\w\s-]*)~~/g);
+        var thisRef;
+
+        while(quoteRefs && (thisRef = quoteRefs.shift()) !== undefined) {
+            var cleanRef = dbot.cleanNick(thisRef.replace(/^~~/,'').replace(/~~$/,'').trim());
+            if (quotes.hasOwnProperty(cleanRef)) {
+                quoteTree.push(key);
+                quoteString = quoteString.replace("~~" + cleanRef + "~~", 
+                        interpolatedQuote(cleanRef, quoteTree.slice()));
+                quoteTree.pop();
+            }
+        }
+
+        // Parse quote parameters
+        /*
+        var paramRefs = quoteString.match(/~~\$([1-9])~~/g);
+        var thisParam;
+
+        while(paramRefs && (thisParam = paramRefs.shift()) !== undefined) {
+            thisParam = thisParam[1];
+            console.log(thisParam);
+            if(thisParam < params.length) {
+                quoteString = quoteString.replace("~~$" + thisParam + "~~", params[thisParam]);
+            }
+        }
+        */
+
+        return quoteString;
+    };
+
     var commands = {
         '~q': function(data, params) { 
             var q = data.message.valMatch(/^~q ([\d\w\s-]*)/, 2);
@@ -10,7 +51,7 @@ var quotes = function(dbot) {
                 q[1] = q[1].trim();
                 key = q[1].toLowerCase();
                 if(quotes.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
-                    dbot.say(data.channel, q[1] + ': ' + quotes[key].random());
+                    dbot.say(data.channel, q[1] + ': ' + interpolatedQuote(key));
                 } else {
                     dbot.say(data.channel, 'Nobody loves ' + q[1]);
                 }
@@ -65,13 +106,13 @@ var quotes = function(dbot) {
         },
 
         '~rmlast': function(data, params) {
-            if(rmAllowed == true || data.user == dbot.admin) {
+            if(rmAllowed == true || dbot.admin.include(data.user)) {
                 var q = data.message.valMatch(/^~rmlast ([\d\w\s-]*)/, 2);
                 if(q) {
                     q[1] = q[1].trim()
                     key = q[1].toLowerCase();
                     if(quotes.hasOwnProperty(q[1])) {
-                        if(!dbot.db.locks.include(q[1]) || data.user == dbot.admin) {
+                        if(!dbot.db.locks.include(q[1]) || dbot.admin.include(data.user)) {
                             var quote = quotes[key].pop();
                             if(quotes[key].length === 0) {
                                 delete quotes[key];
@@ -104,7 +145,7 @@ var quotes = function(dbot) {
         },
 
         '~rm': function(data, params) {
-            if(rmAllowed == true || data.user == dbot.admin) {
+            if(rmAllowed == true || dbot.admin.include(data.user)) {
                 var q = data.message.valMatch(/^~rm ([\d\w\s-]*) (.+)$/, 3);
                 if(q) {
                     if(quotes.hasOwnProperty(q[1])) {
@@ -112,6 +153,9 @@ var quotes = function(dbot) {
                             var index = quotes[q[1]].indexOf(q[2]);
                             if(index != -1) {
                                 quotes[q[1]].splice(index, 1);
+                                if(quotes[q[1]].length === 0) {
+                                    delete quotes[q[1]];
+                                }
                                 rmAllowed = false;
                                 dbot.say(data.channel, '\'' + q[2] + '\' removed from ' + q[1]);
                             } else {
@@ -144,7 +188,6 @@ var quotes = function(dbot) {
             } else { // Give total quote count
                 var totalQuoteCount = 0;
                 for(var category in quotes) {
-                    console.log('adding ' + category.length);
                     totalQuoteCount += category.length;
                 }
                 dbot.say(data.channel, 'There are ' + totalQuoteCount + ' quotes in total.');
@@ -152,7 +195,7 @@ var quotes = function(dbot) {
         },
 
         '~qadd': function(data, params) {
-            var q = data.message.valMatch(/^~qadd ([\d\w\s-]*)=(.+)$/, 3);
+            var q = data.message.valMatch(/^~qadd ([\d\w\s-]+?)[ ]?=[ ]?(.+)$/, 3);
             if(q) {
                 key = q[1].toLowerCase();
                 if(!Object.isArray(quotes[key])) {
@@ -189,11 +232,11 @@ var quotes = function(dbot) {
 
         '~rq': function(data, params) {
             var rQuote = Object.keys(quotes).random();
-            dbot.say(data.channel, rQuote + ': ' + quotes[rQuote].random());
+            dbot.say(data.channel, rQuote + ': ' + interpolatedQuote(rQuote));
         },
 
         '~d': function(data, params) {
-            dbot.say(data.channel,  data.user + ': ' + dbot.db.quoteArrs['depressionbot'].random());
+            dbot.say(data.channel,  data.user + ': ' + interpolatedQuote(dbot.name));
         },
         
         '~link': function(data, params) {
@@ -202,6 +245,23 @@ var quotes = function(dbot) {
             } else {
                 dbot.say(data.channel, 'Link to "'+params[1]+'" - http://nc.no.de:443/quotes/'+params[1]);
             }
+        },
+
+        '~qprune': function(data) {
+            var pruned = []
+            for(key in quotes) {
+                if(quotes.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
+                    if(quotes[key].length == 0) {
+                        delete quotes[key];
+                        pruned.push(key);
+                    }
+                }
+            }
+            if(pruned.length > 0) {
+                dbot.say(data.channel, "Pruning empty quote categories: " + pruned.join(", "));
+            } else {
+                dbot.say(data.channel, "No empty quote categories. Commence incineration.");
+            }
         }
     };
 
@@ -227,6 +287,9 @@ var quotes = function(dbot) {
                 dbot.db.bans['*'].include(data.user)) {
                     dbot.say(data.channel, data.user + ' is banned from using this command. Commence incineration.'); 
                 } else {
+                    if(!dbot.db.quoteArrs.hasOwnProperty('realityonce')) {
+                        dbot.db.quoteArrs['realityonce'] = [];
+                    }
                     dbot.db.quoteArrs['realityonce'].push('reality ' + once[1] + '.');
                     addStack.push('realityonce');
                     rmAllowed = true;

modules/web.js

@@ -18,26 +18,26 @@ var webInterface = function(dbot) {
     
     // Lists the quote categories
     app.get('/quotes', function(req, res) {
-        res.render('quotelist', { 'quotelist': Object.keys(dbot.db.quoteArrs) });
+        res.render('quotelist', { 'name': dbot.name, 'quotelist': Object.keys(dbot.db.quoteArrs) });
     });
     
     // Lists quotes in a category
     app.get('/quotes/:key', function(req, res) {
         var key = req.params.key.toLowerCase();
         if(dbot.db.quoteArrs.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
-            res.render('quotes', { 'quotes': dbot.db.quoteArrs[key], locals: { 'url_regex': RegExp.prototype.url_regex() } });
+            res.render('quotes', { 'name': dbot.name, 'quotes': dbot.db.quoteArrs[key], locals: { 'url_regex': RegExp.prototype.url_regex() } });
         } else {
-            res.render('error', { 'message': 'No quotes under that key.' });
+            res.render('error', { 'name': dbot.name, 'message': 'No quotes under that key.' });
         }
     });
 
     // Load random quote category page
     app.get('/rq', function(req, res) {
         var rCategory = Object.keys(dbot.db.quoteArrs).random();
-        res.render('quotes', { 'quotes': dbot.db.quoteArrs[rCategory], locals: { 'url_regex': RegExp.prototype.url_regex() } });
+        res.render('quotes', { 'name': dbot.name, 'quotes': dbot.db.quoteArrs[rCategory], locals: { 'url_regex': RegExp.prototype.url_regex() } });
     });
     
-    app.listen(443);
+    app.listen(dbot.webPort);
 
     return { 
         'onDestroy': function() {

public/ytembed.js

@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+// let's fetch us some goddamn API
+var apiEmbed = document.createElement('script');
+apiEmbed.src = 'http://www.youtube.com/player_api';
+document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0].parentNode.insertBefore(apiEmbed, document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]);
+
+// this will be called by the player API when it's finished downloading
+function onYouTubePlayerAPIReady() {
+    var youTubePlaceholders = document.getElementsByClassName('ytplaceholder');
+    for(var i = 0; i < youTubePlaceholders.length; i++) {
+        var videoURL = youTubePlaceholders[i].innerHTML;
+        var videoIDMaybe = videoURL.match(/[?&]v=([A-Za-z0-9\-_]+)(?:[?&]|$)/);
+        youTubePlaceholders[i].innerText = '';
+        if(videoIDMaybe) {
+            var ytVideoID = videoIDMaybe[1];
+            var player = new YT.Player(youTubePlaceholders[i], {
+                height: '203',
+                width: '336',
+                videoId: ytVideoID
+            });
+        }
+    }
+}

run.js

@@ -6,16 +6,50 @@ require('./snippets');
 var DBot = function(timers) {
     // Load external files
     this.config = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('config.json', 'utf-8'));
-    this.db = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('db.json', 'utf-8'));
+    this.db = null;
+    var rawDB;
+    try {
+        var rawDB = fs.readFileSync('db.json', 'utf-8');
+    } catch (e) {
+        this.db = {};  // If no db file, make empty one
+    }
+    if(!this.db) {  // If it wasn't empty 
+        this.db = JSON.parse(rawDB);
+    }
+
+    // Repair any deficiencies in the DB; if this is a new DB, that's everything
+    if(!this.db.hasOwnProperty("bans")) {
+        this.db.bans = {};
+    }
+    if(!this.db.bans.hasOwnProperty("*")) {
+        this.db.bans["*"] = [];
+    }
+    if(!this.db.hasOwnProperty("quoteArrs")) {
+        this.db.quoteArrs = {};
+    }
+    if(!this.db.hasOwnProperty("kicks")) {
+        this.db.kicks = {};
+    }
+    if(!this.db.hasOwnProperty("kickers")) {
+        this.db.kickers = {};
+    }
+    if(!this.db.hasOwnProperty("modehate")) {
+        this.db.modehate = [];
+    }
+    if(!this.db.hasOwnProperty("locks")) {
+        this.db.locks = [];
+    }
 
     // Populate bot properties with config data
     this.name = this.config.name || 'dbox';
-    this.admin = this.config.admin || 'reality';
+    this.admin = this.config.admin || [ 'reality' ];
     this.password = this.config.password || 'lolturtles';
     this.nickserv = this.config.nickserv || 'zippy';
     this.server = this.config.server || 'elara.ivixor.net';
     this.port = this.config.port || 6667;
-    this.moduleNames = this.config.modules || [ 'js', 'admin', 'kick', 'modehate', 'quotes', 'puns', 'spelling', 'web', 'youare' ];
+    this.webPort = this.config.webPort || 443;
+    this.moduleNames = this.config.modules || [ 'command', 'js', 'admin', 'kick', 'modehate', 'quotes', 'puns', 'spelling', 'web', 'youare' ];
+    this.sessionData = {};
 
     this.timers = timers.create();
 
@@ -38,7 +72,7 @@ DBot.prototype.say = function(channel, data) {
 };
 
 DBot.prototype.act = function(channel, data) {
-    this.instance.send('PRIVMSG', channel, ':\001ACTION' + data + '\001');
+    this.instance.send('PRIVMSG', channel, ':\001ACTION ' + data + '\001');
 }
 
 // Save the database file
@@ -62,6 +96,12 @@ DBot.prototype.reloadModules = function() {
     this.timers.clearTimers();
     this.save();
 
+    // Enforce having command. it can still be reloaded, but dbot _will not_ 
+    //  function without it, so not having it should be impossible
+    if(!this.moduleNames.include("command")) {
+        this.moduleNames.push("command");
+    }
+
     // Reload Javascript snippets
     var path = require.resolve('./snippets');
     delete require.cache[path];
@@ -97,51 +137,6 @@ DBot.prototype.reloadModules = function() {
 
         return module;
     }.bind(this));
-
-    this.instance.addListener('PRIVMSG', function(data) {
-        params = data.message.split(' ');
-        if(data.channel == this.name) data.channel = data.user;
-
-        if(this.commands.hasOwnProperty(params[0])) {
-            if((this.db.bans.hasOwnProperty(params[0]) && 
-                    this.db.bans[params[0]].include(data.user)) || this.db.bans['*'].include(data.user))
-                this.say(data.channel, data.user + 
-                    ' is banned from using this command. Commence incineration.'); 
-            else {
-                this.commands[params[0]](data, params);
-                this.save();
-            }
-        } else {
-            var q = data.message.valMatch(/^~([\d\w\s-]*)/, 2);
-            if(q) {
-                if(this.db.bans['*'].include(data.user)) {
-                    this.say(data.channel, data.user + 
-                        ' is banned from using this command. Commence incineration.'); 
-                } else {
-                    q[1] = q[1].trim();
-                    key = this.cleanNick(q[1])
-                    if(this.db.quoteArrs.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
-                        this.say(data.channel, q[1] + ': ' + this.db.quoteArrs[key].random());
-                    } else {
-                        // See if it's similar to anything
-                        var winnerDistance = Infinity;
-                        var winner = false;
-                        for(var commandName in this.commands) {
-                            var distance = String.prototype.distance(params[0], commandName);
-                            if(distance < winnerDistance) {
-                                winner = commandName;
-                                winnerDistance = distance;
-                            }
-                        }
-
-                        if(winnerDistance < 3) {
-                            this.say(data.channel, 'Did you mean ' + winner + '? Learn to type, hippie!');
-                        }
-                    }
-                }
-            }
-        }
-    }.bind(this));
 };
 
 DBot.prototype.cleanNick = function(key) {

snippets.js

@@ -27,6 +27,14 @@ Array.prototype.include = function(value) {
     return false;
 };
 
+Array.prototype.sum = function() {
+    var sum = 0;
+    for(var i=0;i<this.length;i++) {
+        sum += (parseFloat(this[i]) || 0);
+    }
+    return sum;
+};
+
 Array.prototype.allGroupings = function() {
     if (this.length == 0) {
         return [];  /* short-circuit the empty-array case */

timer.js

@@ -1,15 +1,23 @@
 var timers = function() {
     var timers = [];
+    var timeouts = [];
     
     return {
         'addTimer': function(interval, callback) { // Because who puts the callback first. Really.
             timers.push(setInterval(callback, interval)); 
         },
         
+        'addOnceTimer': function(delay, callback) { // Because who seriously puts the callback first here too?
+            timeouts.push(setTimeout(callback, delay));
+        },
+
         'clearTimers': function() {
             for(var i;i<timers.length;i++) {
                 clearInterval(timers[i]);
             }
+            for(var i;i<timeouts.length;i++) {
+                clearTimeout(timeouts[i]);
+            }
         }
     };
 };

views/layout.jade

@@ -3,11 +3,11 @@ html(lang='en')
   head 
     meta(charset='utf-8')
     link(rel='stylesheet', type='text/css', href='/styles.css')
-    title Depressionbot web interface
+    title #{name} web interface
   body
     div#page
         div#title 
-            a(href='/') Depressionbot web interface
+            a(href='/') #{name} web interface
         div#main
             !{body}
     script(type="text/javascript", src="/script.js")

views/quotes.jade

@@ -1,11 +1,19 @@
 ul#quotelist
+    -var hasYouTubeVids=false
     -each quote in quotes
         -if(quote.match(locals.url_regex))
             li.quote 
-                a(href=quote)
+                -if(quote.match(/(jpg|png|gif|jpeg|tiff)$/))
-                    -if(quote.match(/(jpg|png|gif|jpeg|tiff)$/))
+                    a(href=quote)
                         img(src=quote)
-                    -else
+                -else if(quote.match(/youtube.com\/watch/))
+                    -hasYouTubeVids = true
+                    span(class='ytplaceholder')
+                        =quote
+                -else
+                    a(href=quote)
                         =quote
         -else
             li.quote #{quote}
+    -if(hasYouTubeVids)
+        script(src='/ytembed.js')