Add beginnings of a reworked ~isitraining

modules/rain/README.md

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+## Link
+
+Retrieves page titles.
+
+### Description
+
+This module stores the last posted link in each channel, and provides a command
+for retrieving the title of a given link or the last posted link in the channel.
+
+### Configuration
+
+#### autoTitle: false
+If this is set to true, the bot will automatically post the titles of links as
+they are posted in the channel.
+
+### Commands
+
+#### ~title [link]
+If called with a link, the bot will attempt to find and return the title of that
+page. If called without a link, the bot will attempt the same on the last link
+which was posted in the current channel.
+#### ~ud [headword]
+Returns the first [Urban Dictionary](http://www.urbandictionary.com) definition for the headword provided.

modules/rain/config.json

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+{
+    "autoTitle": false,
+    "dependencies": [ "command" ],
+    "ignorable": true,
+    "help": "http://github.com/reality/depressionbot/blob/master/modules/link/README.md"
+}

modules/rain/rain.js

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+/**
+ * Module Name: Link
+ * Description: Stores recent channel links, with commands to retrieve
+ * information about links.
+ */
+var request = require('request'),
+    _ = require('underscore')._;
+
+var rain = function(dbot) {
+    var commands = {
+        '~rain': function(event) {
+            var precip = event.params[1];
+            var score = 2 * Math.pow(precip,0.5); 
+            score = Math.ceil(score);
+            if (score > 10) e
+               score = 11;
+            }
+            event.reply(dbot.t("rain-"+score) + " [ " + score + "]");
+        }
+    };
+
+    this.commands = commands;
+    this.on = 'PRIVMSG';
+
+};
+
+exports.fetch = function(dbot) {
+    return new rain(dbot);
+};

modules/rain/strings.json

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+ {
+    "rain-0": { 
+        "english" : "It's not raining."
+    },
+    "rain-1": {
+        "english" : "It's raining."
+    },
+    "rain-2": {
+        "english" : "It's raining rather a lot."
+    },
+    "rain-3": { 
+        "english" : "It's raining shitloads."
+    },
+    "rain-4": {
+        "english" : "It's raining fucktons."
+    },
+    "rain-5": { 
+        "english" : "It's raining whales (in Wales)!"
+    },
+    "rain-6": { 
+        "english" : "IT'S SO FUCKING WET OUT HERE MAN"
+    },
+    "rain-7": { 
+        "english" : "I AM SO MOIST RIGHT NOW"
+    },
+    "rain-8": {
+        "english" : "You used a #3 pencil instead of #2, didn't you?"
+    },
+    "rain-9": { 
+        "english" : "WELCOME TO ATLANTIS"
+    },
+    "rain-10": { 
+        "english" : "GET INSIDE"
+    },
+    "rain-11": {
+        "english" : "LOL U PROBABLY DIED"
+    }
+}