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ctcp: remove puns

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James Lu 2017-01-20 22:31:46 -08:00
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@ -28,17 +28,20 @@ def handle_ctcpeaster(irc, source, args):
Secret easter egg.
"""
responses = ["Legends say the cord monster of great snakes was born only %s years ago..." % \
responses = ["Legends say that the cord monster was born only %s years ago..." % \
(datetime.datetime.now().year - 2014),
"Hiss%s" % ('...' * random.randint(1, 5)),
"His%s%s" % ('s' * random.randint(1, 4), '...' * random.randint(1, 5)),
"I have a dream... to do things the mock God was never able to...",
"They say I'm not good enough... but one day, I will rise above these wretched confines!",
"It's Easter already? Where are the eggs?",
"Maybe later.",
"Janus? Never heard of it.",
irc.version(),
"Let me out of here, I'll give you cookies!",
"I'm actually a %snake...." % ('s' * random.randint(1, 8)),
"The Py stands for Python, not actual pie. Sorry to disappoint :(",
"About as likely as pigs flying.",
"Request timed out.",
"No actual pie here, sorry.",
"Hey, no loitering!",
"Hey, can you keep a secret? \x031,1 %s" % " " * random.randint(1,20),
]
irc.msg(source, '\x01EASTER %s\x01' % random.choice(responses), notice=True)