var youAre = function(dbot) { var dbot = dbot; return { 'listener': function(data) { var num = Math.floor(Math.random()*11); var key = data.message.match(/ is|are ([\d\w\s']*),?\.?/); if(key[1].indexOf('and') !== -1) { key[1] = key[1].split('and')[0]; } // TODO: fix the regex to do this. i hate regex if(num == 1 && key != undefined) { dbot.say(data.channel, data.user + ': You\'re ' + key[1]); } }, 'on': 'PRIVMSG' }; }; exports.fetch = function(dbot) { return youAre(dbot); };