{
    "rain-0": { 
        "en" : "It's not raining in {place}."
    },
    "rain-1": {
        "en" : "It's raining in {place}."
    },
    "rain-2": {
        "en" : "It's raining rather a lot in {place}."
    },
    "rain-3": { 
        "en" : "It's raining shitloads."
    },
    "rain-4": {
        "en" : "It's raining fucktons."
    },
    "rain-5": { 
        "en" : "It's raining whales (in {place})!"
    },
    "rain-6": { 
        "en" : "IT'S SO FUCKING WET OUT HERE MAN"
    },
    "rain-7": { 
        "en" : "I AM SO MOIST RIGHT NOW"
    },
    "rain-8": {
        "en" : "You used a #3 pencil instead of #2, didn't you?"
    },
    "rain-9": { 
        "en" : "WELCOME TO ATLANTIS"
    },
    "rain-10": { 
        "en" : "GET INSIDE"
    },
    "rain-11": {
        "en" : "LOL U PROBABLY DIED"
    },
    "rain-e": {
        "en" : "Unable to fetch weather data."
    },
    "rain-u": {
        "en": "Location too ambigious to process."
    }
}