var youAre = function(dbot) { var dbot = dbot; return { 'listener': function(data) { var key = data.message.valMatch(/(is|are) ([\d\w\s']*)/, 3); if(Number.prototype.chanceIn(1, 3) && key) { if(key[2].indexOf('and') !== -1) { key[2] = key[2].split('and')[0]; } // TODO: fix the regex to do this. i hate regex dbot.say(data.channel, data.user + ': You\'re ' + key[2]); } }, 'on': 'PRIVMSG' }; }; exports.fetch = function(dbot) { return youAre(dbot); };