diff --git a/modules/flashy/flashy.js b/modules/flashy/flashy.js
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+/** 
+ * Module Name: Flashy
+ * Description: Makes pages with flashing text and that innit.
+ */
+
+var _ = require('underscore')._;
+
+var flashy = function(dbot) {
+    this.colourMap = {
+        'red': 'FF0000'
+    };
+
+    this.commands = {
+        '~flashy': function(event) {
+            var colour = event.params[1];
+            var text = event.params[2];
+
+            if(_.has(this.colourMap, colour)) {
+                dbot.t('url', {
+                    'host': dbot.config.web.webHost,
+                    'port': dbot.config.web.webPort,
+                    'path': 'flashy/' + colour + '/' + encodeURIComponent(text)
+                });
+            } else {
+                event.reply('no such colour brah');
+            }
+        }
+    };
+
+    this.commands['~flashy'].regex = [/^~qadd ([\d\w-]+[\d\w\s-]*)[ ]?=[ ]?(.+)$/, 3];
+};
+
+exports.fetch = function(dbot) {
+    return new flashy(dbot);
+};
diff --git a/modules/flashy/pages.js b/modules/flashy/pages.js
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+var _ = require('underscore')._;
+
+var pages = function(dbot) {
+    return {
+        '/flashy/:colour/:text': function(req, res) {
+            if(!_.has(this.colourMap, req.params.colour)) {
+                req.params.colour = 'red'; 
+            }
+            var colour = this.colourMap[req.params.colour];
+            res.render('flashy', {
+                'name': dbot.config.name,
+                'colour': colour,
+                'text': text
+            });
+        }
+    };
+};
+
+exports.fetch = function(dbot) {
+    return pages(dbot);
+};
diff --git a/views/flashy/flashy.jade b/views/flashy/flashy.jade
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+!!! 5
+html(lang='en')
+  head 
+    meta(charset='utf-8')
+    link(rel='stylesheet', type='text/css', href='/styles.css')
+    title #{name} web interface
+  body
+    div.container