diff --git a/modules/youare.js b/modules/youare.js
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+var youAre = function(dbot) {
+    var dbot = dbot;
+
+    return {
+        'listener': function(data) {
+            var num = Math.floor(Math.random()*11);
+            var key = data.message.match(/ is|are ([\d\w\s,'-]*)\.?/);
+                if(key[1].indexOf('and') !== -1) {
+                    key[1] = key[1].split('and')[0];
+                } // TODO: fix the regex to do this. i hate regex
+            if(num == 1 && key != undefined) {
+                dbot.say(data.channel, data.user + ': You\'re ' + key[1]);
+            }
+        },
+
+        'on': 'PRIVMSG'
+    };
+};
+
+exports.fetch = function(dbot) {
+    return youAre(dbot);
+};