diff --git a/modules/quotes.js b/modules/quotes.js
index 73f681c..cedd678 100644
--- a/modules/quotes.js
+++ b/modules/quotes.js
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ var quotes = function(dbot) {
                 if(quotes.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
                     dbot.say(data.channel, q[1] + ': ' + dbot.interpolatedQuote(key));
                 } else {
-                    dbot.say(data.channel, 'No one loves ' + q[1]);
+                    dbot.say(data.channel, 'Nobody loves ' + q[1]);
                 }
             }
         },
@@ -218,9 +218,9 @@ var quotes = function(dbot) {
                 }
             }
             if(pruned.length > 0) {
-                dbot.say(data.channel, "Pruned empty quote categories: " + pruned.join(", "));
+                dbot.say(data.channel, "Pruning empty quote categories: " + pruned.join(", "));
             } else {
-                dbot.say(data.channel, "No empty quote categories. You're good to go!");
+                dbot.say(data.channel, "No empty quote categories. Commence incineration.");
             }
         }
     };