diff --git a/modules/sstats/commands.js b/modules/sstats/commands.js
index 9438d76..40c9d60 100644
--- a/modules/sstats/commands.js
+++ b/modules/sstats/commands.js
@@ -77,64 +77,75 @@ var commands = function(dbot) {
         },
 
         '~loudest': function(event) {
-            this.internalAPI.highscore('user_stats', 'lines', function(lCounts) {
-                async.eachSeries(lCounts, function(lCount, next) {
-                    dbot.api.users.getUser(lCount[0], function(user) {
-                        lCount[0] = user.primaryNick; next();
-                    });
-                }, function() {
+            var channel = event.params[1];
+
+            if(_.isUndefined(channel)) {
+                this.internalAPI.highscore('user_stats', 'lines', function(lCounts) {
                     event.reply(this.internalAPI.formatHighscore('Loudest users: ', lCounts));
                 }.bind(this));
-            }.bind(this));
+            } else {
+                this.internalAPI.channelHighscore('user_stats', event.server, channel, 'lines', function(lCounts) {
+                    if(lCounts) {
+                        event.reply(this.internalAPI.formatHighscore('Loudest users in ' + channel + ': ', lCounts));
+                    } else {
+                        event.reply('Unknown channel.');
+                    }
+                }.bind(this));
+            }
         },
 
         '~uncouth': function(event) {
-            this.internalAPI.highscore('user_stats', 'curses', function(lCounts) {
-                async.eachSeries(lCounts, function(lCount, next) {
-                    dbot.api.users.getUser(lCount[0], function(user) {
-                        lCount[0] = user.primaryNick; next();
-                    });
-                }, function() {
+            var channel = event.params[1];
+
+            if(_.isUndefined(channel)) {
+                this.internalAPI.highscore('user_stats', 'curses', function(lCounts) {
                     event.reply(this.internalAPI.formatHighscore('Most uncouth users: ', lCounts));
                 }.bind(this));
-            }.bind(this));
+            } else {
+                this.internalAPI.channelHighscore('user_stats', event.server, channel, 'curses', function(lCounts) {
+                    if(lCounts) {
+                        event.reply(this.internalAPI.formatHighscore('Most uncouth users in ' + channel + ': ', lCounts));
+                    } else {
+                        event.reply('Unknown channel.');
+                    }
+                }.bind(this));
+            }
         },
 
         '~shoutiest': function(event) {
-            this.internalAPI.highscore('user_stats', 'capitals', function(lCounts) {
-                async.eachSeries(lCounts, function(lCount, next) {
-                    dbot.api.users.getUser(lCount[0], function(user) {
-                        lCount[0] = user.primaryNick; next();
-                    });
-                }, function() {
+            var channel = event.params[1];
+
+            if(_.isUndefined(channel)) {
+                this.internalAPI.highscore('user_stats', 'capitals', function(lCounts) {
                     event.reply(this.internalAPI.formatHighscore('Shoutiest users: ', lCounts));
                 }.bind(this));
-            }.bind(this));
+            } else {
+                this.internalAPI.channelHighscore('user_stats', event.server, channel, 'capitals', function(lCounts) {
+                    if(lCounts) {
+                        event.reply(this.internalAPI.formatHighscore('Shoutiest users in ' + channel + ': ', lCounts));
+                    } else {
+                        event.reply('Unknown channel.');
+                    }
+                }.bind(this));
+            }
         },
 
         '~wordiest': function(event) {
-            this.internalAPI.highscore('user_stats', 'words', function(lCounts) {
-                async.eachSeries(lCounts, function(lCount, next) {
-                    dbot.api.users.getUser(lCount[0], function(user) {
-                        lCount[0] = user.primaryNick; next();
-                    });
-                }, function() {
+            var channel = event.params[1];
+
+            if(_.isUndefined(channel)) {
+                this.internalAPI.highscore('user_stats', 'words', function(lCounts) {
                     event.reply(this.internalAPI.formatHighscore('Wordiest users: ', lCounts));
                 }.bind(this));
-            }.bind(this));
-        },
-
-        '~cloudest': function(event) {
-            var pathString = 'channels.' + event.rChannel.id + '.lines';
-            this.internalAPI.highscore('user_stats', pathString, function(lCounts) {
-                async.eachSeries(lCounts, function(lCount, next) {
-                    dbot.api.users.getUser(lCount[0], function(user) {
-                        lCount[0] = user.primaryNick; next();
-                    });
-                }, function() {
-                    event.reply(this.internalAPI.formatHighscore('Loudest users in ' + event.channel + ': ', lCounts));
-                }.bind(this));;
-            }.bind(this));
+            } else {
+                this.internalAPI.channelHighscore('user_stats', event.server, channel, 'words', function(lCounts) {
+                    if(lCounts) {
+                        event.reply(this.internalAPI.formatHighscore('Wordiest users in ' + channel + ': ', lCounts));
+                    } else {
+                        event.reply('Unknown channel.');
+                    }
+                }.bind(this));
+            }
         },
 
         '~clines': function(event) {
diff --git a/modules/sstats/sstats.js b/modules/sstats/sstats.js
index 72e03e1..1421801 100644
--- a/modules/sstats/sstats.js
+++ b/modules/sstats/sstats.js
@@ -2,7 +2,8 @@
  * Module Name: sstats
  * Description: Simple Stats, in the absence of good ones.
  */
-var _ = require('underscore')._;
+var _ = require('underscore')._,
+    async = require('async');
 
 var sstats = function(dbot) {
     if(!_.has(dbot.db, 'ssinception')) dbot.db.ssinception = new Date().getTime();
@@ -42,10 +43,27 @@ var sstats = function(dbot) {
                     .first(10)
                     .value();
 
-                callback(pCounts);
+                async.eachSeries(pCounts, function(pCount, next) {
+                    dbot.api.users.getUser(pCount[0], function(user) {
+                        pCount[0] = user.primaryNick; next();
+                    });
+                }, function() {
+                    callback(pCounts);
+                }.bind(this));
             });
         }.bind(this),
 
+        'channelHighscore': function(key, server, channel, property, callback) {
+            dbot.api.users.resolveChannel(server, channel, function(channel) {
+                if(channel) {
+                    var newProperty = 'channels.' + channel.id + '.' + property;
+                    this.internalAPI.highscore(key, newProperty, callback);
+                } else {
+                    callback(null);
+                }
+            }.bind(this));
+        }.bind(this),
+
         'formatHighscore': function(string, pCounts) {
             var output = string;
             for(var i=0;i<pCounts.length;i++) {