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 ## Introduction
 
 Depressionbot is an IRC bot which aims to be the fanciest IRC bot around - On
-the general standard of software fanciness, dbot is rated as being '75% the same
+the general standard of software fanciness, dbot is rated as being '81% the same
 as bathing in fine, fine grape juice.'
 
 Please note that this documentation is not complete and is a work in progress,