dbot/modules/youare.js

var youAre = function(dbot) {
    var dbot = dbot;

    return {
        'listener': function(data) {
            var num = Math.floor(Math.random()*11);
            var key = data.message.match(/ is|are ([\d\w\s']*),?\.?/);
                if(key[1].indexOf('and') !== -1) {
                    key[1] = key[1].split('and')[0];
                } // TODO: fix the regex to do this. i hate regex
            if(num == 1 && key != undefined) {
                dbot.say(data.channel, data.user + ': You\'re ' + key[1]);
            }
        },

        'on': 'PRIVMSG'
    };
};

exports.fetch = function(dbot) {
    return youAre(dbot);
};